More Tales From The Crypto

Shorter Victor Davis Hanson:
Why Radical Islam — And Why Now?

  • The International Jewish Muslim Conspiracy will be crushed under the merciless iron boot of Germany’s America’s indomitable will-to-triumph, as is evidenced by our moral victory over Bolshevism the Nazis.

Above: Blood & Irony, a.k.a., “Let’s face it, you just don’t
get a book-buying crowd at the Ã?satrú meetups.”

Bonus (non-Shorter) comment from old-school royalist Mark Noonan, at Ye Blogges yt. Are Of Greate Loyaltie To Busshe: “All good stuff…I’d also add a bit about how Judeo-Christianity is central to western civilization.”

We remark in passing that the ‘Judeo’ part is added comme il faut by a man whose professed ideal of conservatism is a literal return to the ‘Christian Civilization’ of the 13th Century.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


Comments: 11

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

Blood traitors!

(Okay, I stole the phrase from J. K. Rowling…)


I too accept the realism of the Protocols of the Elders of Islamofascism.


I’m waiting for 300 to come out before I pass judgement.

After all, it may turn out that 3000 year old classical warfare is so analogous to the information age that I’d be forced to eat my words, offensive as they’re likely to be.

They should show KSM a gladius and see if he quakes, and proceed accordingly.

Hate Encrusted Eyes

VDH is to antiquity as Taco Bell is to gastronomy: cheap and lethal.

Smiling Mortician

OK, so basically he’s saying, “I know a couple of anecdotal things about history but I don’t understand them. Also I have no idea what fascism is. And in a splash of supreme irony, I shall claim that militarism is one of America’s past global enemies, as opposed to its current major malfunction.” Is that about right? ‘Cause the only other thing I’ve got is WTF?

Herr Doktor Bimler

The Anglo-Saxon poets had alliteration; Mark Noonan has illiteration. The preferred figure-of-speech for VDH seems to be obliteration.

Smiling Mortician

With a hefty side order of (re)iteration.

Herr Doktor Bimler

I’d call the guy a synecdouche, if I knew what I was talking about.


“He’s not just the founder of the Republican Jewish Coalition, he’s nearly the only member!”

Famous Soviet Athlete

Victor Davis Hanson=Sy Sperling? That explains everything!


That web-address by the podium, is it pronounced “Reich”?


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