God, I hope she crashes and burns on this.

…Referee Clinics? What in the blue fuck?

C’mon, it’s not like being a convicted felon has the slightest impact on one’s career as a wingnut commentator.

The only thing more fun than discovery would be cross-examination.

cross-examination of a cross…nah, too easy.

I don’t get how they can tell that she knowingly voted in the wrong precinct.

Did she boast about doing this? Is there an election official that can testify to telling her?

Of course, if she becomes a felon, then she can not vote in Florida again without some sort of pardon from the governor.

She’s in Palm Beach County, so maybe the Glades Correctional Institution might be more appropriate.

So if I go to jail in Dade I can take band and music theory?

It’d be just like I never left high school…..

Did she boast about doing this? Is there an election official that can testify to telling her?

“A poll worker reported to his supervisors that he saw Coulter try to vote in the precinct closest to her Palm Beach home. But when she was told the address on her voter’s registration was elsewhere, Coulter ran out instead of correcting it and ended up voting in a precinct that wasn’t hers. Knowingly voting in the wrong precinct in Florida is a felony.”

Meet Marcos Daniel Jimenez D’Clouet, Coulter’s lawyer. He was a member of Bush’s legal team for the 2000 recount in Florida.

I don’t know what to think about this, I’ll have to wait until a Conservative Intamaleckshual like Gary weighs in.

Other Ongoing Programs:

Adam’s Apple Maintainence?

So, yeah I’m assuming the Referee thing involves conflict resolution training or something like that but really isn’t a lot more fun to think of it (insert your own sports related bad call joke/gripe here) as the reason the Miam Heat won the NBA title last year:

Ref: Foul on number 3, Dwyane (yes his name is spelled this way, and no I don’t know why either) Wade.

Wade: Hey Ref, you like salad?

Ref: Salad, what the…?

Wade: I only ask cause if you don’t flip that call around you’re going be tossing them in lockup tonight.

Ok, yeah I realize this is a bad joke but c’mon I’m bitter and jacked up on coffee from studying all night.

Talk about the Micro mirrioring the Macro.

So after being told she was in the wrong place, fully aware that someone had noticed she was in the wrong place, she risked a felony convicition rather than fill out a three line address correction form.

No doubt she then went home to write a column about how stupid liberals are.

Maybe she could be waterboarded, in order to, you know, ‘get the truth’

Since it’s not cruel and unusual or torture or anything.

Socratic, I’m as bitter as you are regarding the Heat though probably for a different reason. I’m a Pistons fan.
And the new rule regarding bitching about a call might as well be called the ‘Sheed Rule.
I’m not fond of his antics, but Jordan could jabber to the ref for an entire free throw session and nothing would be done. ‘Sheed got a tech last year for laughing. Yes, laughing.
‘K, I’m done. Coulter’s a moron, and another example of people who think they are above the common people’s law.

lemonheads, I’d just like to take this opportunity to express my admiration for the way you took Socratic’s bait to threadjack into sports kvetching and then brought it back home to la Coulter (or is it le Coulter, avec le adam’s apple and all?)

Anyway, I was sort of hoping, for Ann’s sake, that the institutional betterment programs would include horse grooming.

Pastor Ted Haggard (gay marriage hater) of Colorado Springs has been doing meth and paying a MALE prostitute for 3 years.

via http://www.rawstory.com and americablog

So after being told she was in the wrong place, fully aware that someone had noticed she was in the wrong place, she risked a felony convicition rather than fill out a three line address correction form.

No doubt she then went home to write a column about how stupid liberals are.

Wasn’t she the one who made that crack in 2000 about “if you’re too stupid to know where to vote, I have no sympathy for you?”

Pastor Ted Haggard (gay marriage hater) of Colorado Springs has been doing meth and paying a MALE prostitute for 3 years.

Well, at least he ain’t married to him! That’d be, like, against God’s laws or somethin’.

What is it with hypocritical pastors and hilarious last names?

See, that there is another reason Merkans need to ban gay marriage: to protect Ted Haggard’s family.

I’ve never been one to put much stock into the “culture of corruption” allegations. (I think we’re generally better off playing up our own ideas rather than focusing on GOP scandals) But it is now getting ridiculous. If we don’t do it on Tuesday, I think Dems will shortly take over congress by default, as anyone associated with GOP these days is ending up under investigation, or in jail.

Poor Ann! How does it feel to be the target of those Democratic persecutors?

Where’s Gary today? Laughing at Drudge’s headlines isn’t the same. Hey lil’ Gaaaaaaaary, I’ve got a burrito and big floppy hat and other stereotypical stuff to give you if you come make me laugh, kiddo.

brad, you’re not only feeding the troll, you’re calling it to dinner.

But it’s so cute, watching his little, trembling hands tear the fax sheet off the printer and retype what it says. Especially since the preview button left and he has to recheck everything a dozen times to make sure his language still sounds like an overweight Missourian corrupter of children. Plus there’s the look of joy in his eyes when he gets to eat something not made of cardboard.

I’m just as guilty in other threads, but The Grand Ruppert never responds. I’m beginning to have an inferiority complex. Gary, call me. We can work it out.

Dade? Nah, we’ve got ‘faith-based’ low security prisons here in Florida.

I’m serious.N

* Culture Club Opera Program

Do you really want to hurt me?

Ann’s probably in tax trouble, too. She claimed the Florida ‘homestead tax break,’ or whatever it’s called, when she bought the million dollar crib at whichever address turns out to be the correct one. But she has publicly claimed on more than one occasion that she lives in New York. You can only claim the FL tax thingie if you are a full-time resident of FL, I believe.

IANAL or even a CPA, and even if she DID do this, does anyone really believe that the IRS is even going to investigate her? They’re too busy going after liberal churches for preaching sermons about peace and thus making a political endorsement and deserving to lose their tax exempt status.

Dammit I want the preview button back. AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

* Culture Club Opera Program

Karma, karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go-oo-woo-oo

OK, but isn’t there an extra “karma” in your quote, lemonheads?

/anal-retentive Boy George aficionado

I guess we can call her Miss Demeanors now.

“Convict Coulter” has a nice ring to it.

Elections Supervisor Arthur Anderson said his office has been looking into the matter for nearly nine months,

What the fuck has he been waiting for? How long could this possibly take to “investigate” – 30 minutes?

Or did he wait until right before the election, because he has a book to sell?

Funny you mention it, Mortician, but I checked myself by singing the damn song to myself several times, and I believe five are the correct amount of karmas. I should be so lucky.

Well, I guess if I’ve gotta be really wrong about something today, it might as well be Culture Club . . .

Now if you screwed up a Thomas Dolby lyric we’d have serious problems…

“* Culture Club Opera Program”

Who knew they wrote operas?