A Few Good Mengeles And a Brastickle

Today is partly a good day, as all of the Pitchers and Catchers have reported to Spring Training. Baseball season begins, which always places a positive spin on my mood. But as usual, the Universe finds a way to temper my good will.

[Update: Apparently I have been taken down the primrose path] Yay me.

In the “We can’t discuss misogyny in skeptic circles until we rid the world of all other evils…” department. Yeah, Fuck You Dawkins, with Victor Davis Hanson’s Rusty stolen chainsaw which somehow got welded to Bob Owens’s hurricane damaged grill, sideways…

According to LifeSiteNews, a Catholic publication, the Kenya Catholic Doctors Association is charging UNICEF and WHO with sterilizing millions of girls and women under cover of an anti-tetanus vaccination program sponsored by the Kenyan government.

The Kenyan government denies there is anything wrong with the vaccine, and says it is perfectly safe.

The Kenya Catholic Doctors Association, however, saw evidence to the contrary, and had six different samples of the tetanus vaccine from various locations around Kenya sent to an independent laboratory in South Africa for testing.

The results confirmed their worst fears: all six samples tested positive for the HCG antigen. The HCG antigen is used in anti-fertility vaccines, but was found present in tetanus vaccines targeted to young girls and women of childbearing age. Dr. Ngare, spokesman for the Kenya Catholic Doctors Association, stated in a bulletin released November 4:

“This proved right our worst fears; that this WHO campaign is not about eradicating neonatal tetanus but a well-coordinated forceful population control mass sterilization exercise using a proven fertility regulating vaccine. This evidence was presented to the Ministry of Health before the third round of immunization but was ignored.”

Hey, at least it is not Tuskegee, right?

Dr. Ngare told LifeSiteNews that several things alerted doctors in the Church’s far-flung medical system of 54 hospitals, 83 health centres, and 17 medical and nursing schools to the possibility the anti-tetanus campaign was secretly an anti-fertility campaign.

Why, they ask does it involve an unprecedented five shots (or “jabs” as they are known, in Kenya) over more than two years and why is it applied only to women of childbearing years, and why is it being conducted without the usual fanfare of government publicity?

“Usually we give a series three shots over two to three years, we give it anyone who comes into the clinic with an open wound, men, women or children.” said Dr. Ngare.

But it is the five vaccination regime that is most alarming. “The only time tetanus vaccine has been given in five doses is when it is used as a carrier in fertility regulating vaccines laced with the pregnancy hormone, Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) developed by WHO in 1992.” (Source.)

Because the Great White Father always knows what is best.

Now we take a right turn in which to laugh or cry at something that is supposed to represent cleverness or Second Amendment chic:

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A Colorado business owner is selling T-shirts that show a realistic-looking holstered gun strapped to the wearer’s side.

Paul Liebe, who owns Nitelife Billiards, describes his “open carry” T-shirts and polo shirts as conversation starters that are also intended to irritate liberals.

“Freedom of speech, it’s your right, and it just has a little kick on the side,” Liebe said.

Thinking about getting one of these to facilitate my eventual suicide by cop fantasies….The only thing missing is the stock image of windblown flag with crying bald eagle underneath the one of the shoulder holster.

Mr. Gun Totin, WhitePowerLovin’ almost certainly g-dropping SuperGenius, I am not at all irritated. Rather I am pointing and laughing at your Mastery of the Funnybones. You simply couldn’t help yourself, you just had to open your mouth and remove any bit of doubt as to whether you are a skull-fucking* idiot, or not. Nicely played.

I find it maddening, saddening, and hilarious that there is a cluster of RushFluffers, whose sole motivation is pissing on and pissing off strawmen, effigies that only exist in their fevered imaginations. Look at the genuine happiness reflected in their smiles. They are really putting it to those damn liberals.

Is it just me or does the dude on the left have a black eye? You’ll have to embiggen to catch it. Anyway with this bit of Ha! I Gotcha! Burn!(replete with index finger to tounge and ssssss noise) what could possibly go wrong?

A Facebook page set up to promote the shirts promises they are sure to “drive anti-gun nuts crazy.”

But they also come with a pretty serious warning.

“Don’t put your hand on the shirt on the gun,” Liebe cautioned. “(The warning) lets them know that if a police officer gives you a command it’s because he sees your shirt at a distance and thinks you’re carrying a gun.”

Damn, that was gonna be my go to move.

There does seem to be enough room for a pithy liberal phrase on the front of the shirt like “This Feminazi God Hating Treehugger loves Open Carry” or “Moron Labe” or “Rush Limbaugh has a Tiny Penis.” Feel free to add Ideas in the comments.

And on an entirely different front I am trying to recover some of the lost images that have graced these pages over the years and was wondering if anyone might like to join in the fun. This of course would include any backups the original Artists™ might have, otherwise the Wayback Machine seems our only hope.

The idea would be for one to claim a month and year and then copy all of the images from the pages that come up and then upload to a place yet to be determined…

Did I mention Pitchers and Catchers?

*A simple fucking idiot was imho just not quite enough idiot in this case

[UPDATE]

Too good to be stolen without attribution was found in the comments accompanying the article. mahaganapati says “The back should either have a bulls-eye on it or the phrase “I’m with stupid” and an arrow pointing up.”

I gotta say the “I’m with Stupid” is one I would really like to see

Also Some guy in comments reminds me of a rather unfortunate version of ‘YARDGO‘ (YetAnotherResponsiblyDeadGunOwner). We’ll hit up Susie this time to spread the love…

Earlier this year, St. Joseph Public Safety officers reported that 55-year-old Christina Bond had died on New Years Day from what appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to her eye.

Although the full autopsy had not been completed, officials released new details on Wednesday.

“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon,” St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp said.

According to an obituary published by Florin Funeral Service, Bond joined the U.S. Navy out of high school, and served two terms as an active Military Police. She was an administrator for the Road to Life Church, and an “active member of the Christian Motorcycle Association.”

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Really? Just stunning, the whole fucking thing. By all accounts she was a vivacious and well liked Michigander (I know People magazine, right?)

Christina Bond had carved out a comfortable, exciting life for herself.

After high school, she had served two tours as a military police officer in the United States Navy. At 55, she worked as an administrator of her church. She stayed in good shape, taking home the 2013 Miss Michigan Figure Overall Championship. In her spare time, she was an active member in the Christian Motorcycle Association.

Sweet white lady laden with the virtuous values of a WingNutForJesus™ which really is a floor wax and a dessert topping.

The obituary described Bond as being “on FIRE for the LORD.”Last summer, she was elected as a Republican Precinct Delegate for Saint Joseph Charter Precinct 1.Her Facebook page is filled with Bible verses, and information about organizing for the Republican Party. Several recent posts complained about Common Core education standards, and about President Barack Obama. Other posts depicted black protesters in Ferguson as dangerous rioters.

“Here’s the most critical evasive driving tactic to avoid getting swarmed and killed in a riot,” one post was titled.

And helpful, dont forget helpful.

Has to be a shoe in for the Darwins

 

Comments: 22

 
 
 

“Gun-totin’ morons, unite!”

“If a black guy wore this, the cops would shoot him!”

“Ammosexuals for Jesus!”

“Does this shirt make my belly look big?”

 
 

Sorry, Snopes calls nonsense on the Kenya claim and notes that the same story has been spread in the past in other countries…

 
 

Also, too…

Ahhh yes the bra holster lady or is this a “YARDGO.”

Yet Another Responsibly Dead Gun Owner.
….

 
 

First off, Holy Enkai to those paternalistic a-holes at the WHO. Tetanus is a massive problem in rural Kenya since people live around cattle and many sharp reeds. So for people trying to get their inner eugenicist on, it’s an awesome delivery system. Plus you get to convince the people that vaccinations are part of a secret plot. So a double whammy of racist a-holery.

For the t-shirts, I think a simple “No, I Won’t Be Donating My Organs” or “White Privilege: Feel the Awesome.”

 
 

“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon'”

i keep a lot of things in my bra…lip stuff, money, phone, stuff I don’t want to lose…but would never have thought it a handy place to tote a gun…although based on the surprised looks when i pull out my lipstick, it would be rather amusing to see the look that hauling a magnum or something out there would elicit…

 
 

[Update: Apparently I have been taken down the primrose path] Yay me.

i was just about to alert u to that…you might want to bring your wingnut bullshittery detector in for a tune up…

 
 

That vaccine business sounds familiar. Oh, that’s right, it’s old as dirt: http://www.snopes.com/medical/disease/tetanus.asp

From the Snopes page:

Dr. Collins Tabu, the head of immunization at Kenya’s Health Ministry, refuted the claim and said women immunized under the program in recent years subsequently conceived, promppting Dr. Ngare to respond with:

Either we are lying or the government is lying. But ask yourself, ‘What reason do the Catholic doctors have for lying?’ The Catholic Church has been here in Kenya providing health care and vaccinating for 100 years for longer than Kenya has existed as a country.

“Who you going to believe,” she went on, “me or your lying eyes?”

Okay, I made up that last part.

Really, K___, you didn’t bother to check into something so outrageous? Please update with a mea culpa so you don’t look as st00pid™ as the Breitbarters who also carried the non-story.

 
 

Whoops, sorry I jumped on the vaccine bandwagon. Mea culpa.

 
 

Bras are for totin’ kitties, not guns.

 
 

I’d get one of those Colorado shirts if they concealed my moobs.

 
 

Pup, pretty sure i issued mea culpa. I will own removal of all doubt that i am an idjit. The need to toss something upon the morrow to bury my shame looms large.

bbkf, it is currently in the shop…

/The kid with the cone on his head standing in the corner wondering where his reputation has gone.

 
 

Don’t feel bad.

Sadly, enough use of the Intertoobz will eventually lead pretty much all of us to be Snoped.

I’ve certainly been there and done that.

An honest apology is all that it will take to maintain your good reputation.

That’s the difference between moonbats and wingnuts… when they get called on their BS, they automatically double down.

 
 

“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon,”

Guns and boobs don’t mix, nor do guns and breasts.

 
 

Such a pretty lady, who somehow felt it necessary to waste her life being a RWNJ and an ammosexual.

I’d feel sorry for these pathetic people if they didn’t take such pride in their own foolishness and hatefulness…

 
 

if they didn’t take such pride in their own foolishness and hatefulness…

They tried to choose between foolish hatefulness and hateful foolishness, and said “Why not both!?”

 
 

New one.

And it would appear that my teabagging congress critter or an extremely accurate doppleganger is sitting not 11 feet away from me…..

Probably not gonna bother the dude, but it seems he has a routine. I will need proof.

 
 

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