On Being Protein Wisdom
Posted on October 17th, 2006 by Gavin M.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Favorite Numbers/Cut of Meat Involving the Word “Rib”/Description for Location in Real Estate [BRD]Prime
Posted by Bravo Romeo Delta @ 06:17 PM
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Mid-morning music video quickie, con’tImitation is still the sincerest form of flattery.
Posted by The Sanity Inspector @ 12:22 PM
In which a statement and its converse are equally accurate [A post by Beck]
Mushroom clouds are pretty.
Posted by Beck @ 07:43 PM
Things apposite to ‘Maya,’ according to Dragostea Din Tei (a.k.a. ‘The Numa-Numa Song’) as performed by O-Zone:
1) Hee
2) Hoo
3) Ho
4) Ha-ha
This has been a post in the mode of Protein Wisdom.
Eep. Opp. Ork. Ah-Ah.
This has been a post in the mode of Protein Wisdom.
You sure it’s not the “measure” of PW? Or the “iambic pentameter” of it?
I’m going to link to this post with the words “Heh. Indeed.”
Of course, that isn’t to say that I AGREE with the content. I’m just linking to it. Losers!
Finally something that makes sense.
All I can really say at this point is ting tang walla walla bing bang.
The Walrus, as in, I am.
more personally attuned to the salubrious “oobladi ooblada” I cheerfullly
wave my skivvies at the passing pizza man. Does he stop? Oh yes and oh no…
Um, I’ll take things that gnomes say for five hundred, alex…
mikey
Well, what about ‘Din Daa Daa‘?
Pretty clouds are mushrooms?
Great. Now I’m going to be walking around Maya-ing for the rest of the day.
“pretty are cloud mushrooms”. Yep, works for me.
I love that kid. I read a translation of that song somewhere, it was actually pretty funny.
When did Jonah get a webcam?
Sean Connery: “Well, the game is afoot. I’ll take anal bum cover for 7,000.”
Alex Trebek: “That’s An album cover, not anal bum cover.”
A Stylistically Sycophantic Post In The Hope That People Will Love Me Like They Do Jeff [a post by NotJeff]
Although, now that I think about it, wouldn’t that lovin’ have to involve an awful lot of peanut butter?
update: And maybe a dog?
update: The hind end of the dog, I mean. Not the front. Which, bad news for the dog, really….
update: When I say people “love” Jeff, how can you, the reader, ascertain my intent? You can’t, of course. I could mean that people love to laugh at Jeff, not with him. Or I could just mean that I really love pie!
update: Mmm, PIE.
update: See previous discussions here, here, here, here, and most recently, here. And Allahpundit has more at Hot Air.
update: See previous discussions here, here, here, here, and most recently, here. And Allahpundit has more at Hot Air.
hilarious.
Is Gary on vacation or something? He hasn’t been to work in a couple days.
Gary is very busy decorating the house for the GOP victory celebration. He’s building the dustbin of history into which he will consign the democrat party…
mikey
He’s got a New Numa video out, if you haven’t seen it hehe: New Numa
OT, but have y’all seen that Rick “Oh my fucking god, I am SOOOOO gonna lose my senate seat” Santorum is now comparing the war in Iraq to, and I shit you not, the Lord of the Rings.
In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings.” According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the “Eye of Mordor” has been focused on Iraq instead.
“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else,” Santorum said. “It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/10/17/santorum/index.html
Never have I enjoyed the China-Syndrome-esque meltdown of a politician quite so much as I’m enjoying watching Senator Man-on-dog implode.
I now return you to your regularly-scheduled Protein Wisdom snarking.
Y’know, it occurs to me. Hey Gavin! Maybe you could use your uncontested Photoshop Mastery ™ to show us just what exactly Gary’s Dustbin looks like…
mikey
When I saw mushroom head
I was born and I was dead
[repeat]
Oh, and in case you missed it, here’s Dick Cheney schoolin’ us all in the fine art of lying your ass off. Now mind you, I’m doing this without a preview button, so look out!!
mikey
Gary’s Dustbin . . . wait, I’m getting an image . . . sort of a PeeWee’s Playhouse only without the, whaddayacallit, the — um — oh yeah! The intelligence, humor or insight! Yeah, that’s it. Just an angry, bumfuzzled guy whose leaders keep pulling Ruggy out from under him and laughing while he lands right on Floory, dangerously close to the star of the show, Binny.
Badger, badger, badger badger….
Hey, what’s this ice pick doing in my dustbin?
Gary Ruppert’s Dustbin of History? Overflowing with the Spam E-mails of Counterfactual Speculation.
Gary’s dustbin would be overflowing with Funyuns bags.
Clwned pwned.
I was going to make an Mmm Bop, ba duba dop joke… but why?
If Gary gets carried away with the decoratin’ and the dustbin building, the neighborhood association will be down on his ass. They never did like him anyway…
primiti too taa
nnz kkr muu
I demand to be properly entertained.
My Converses are not accurate. They are cheap Asian knock-offs.
Which means they were probably made by means that would make Tom Joad cry. I really haven’t worked out how to cope with that.
r
The fact is, that video is better than the official video for the Numa Numa song.
“Protein Wisdom” always sounds to me like the title of a gay porn film…
“Protein Wisdom� always sounds to me like the title of a gay porn film…
Or a PZ Myers post title…
mikey
All I can really say at this point is ting tang walla walla bing bang.
To which I respond, dadada.