Could it be? No, can’t be…
Posted on October 16th, 2006 by Travis G.
Is that you, “Gary”?
The fact is the speaker and our leadership could not have been more aggressive. The moment they found out about this, they gave Mark Foley the political death penalty.
Wow, trolling CNN? Color me impressed.
So Gary Ruppert and Ken Mehlman are one and the same? That would explain why Gary has such an intimat knowledge of Republican talking points. Or they could be lovers, whispering homophobic sweet nothings into the other’s ear as they go at it.
Gary is now so many things to me: an automated trollbot, a conservative maverick, the sweet fall air, the lift I must wear in one shoe…
You had me at “the fact is”, Gary.
I thought the fact was that Foley resigned three hours before ABC broke the story. Is that wrong? A la Doughy Pantload, I’m relying on people out there to find out for me.
I’ll do the hard research for you Davis.
Yes.
I think.
I think it’s just the typical Republican post-modern delusion that “a fact is whatever we say it is.” When you’re getting your daily science requirement out of Genesis, out-and-out lying isn’t that much of a stretch.
That’s the beauty of the neo-cons: moral relativism is out, but factual relativism is SO in.
Perhaps we have it backwards: Maybe Gary isn’t repeating the stupidest republican talking points back at us. Maybe he’s writing them for the republicans to spout. It explains sooo much.
The fact is that I control the GaryBot(tm) from my secret lair on the bottom of Lake Sammamish (in the foothills of the beautiful Cascades).
FEAR MY GaryBot(tm)!!11!
The fact is, my total lack of rhetorical invention while spreading Republican talking points makes ‘the fact is’ a dead-cert marker finding out who else is on the blast fax list.
I don’t think you’re being fair, Garish Rube. The fact is Gary has been adding “that” to his list of rhetorical devices. Impressive personal growth, I’d say.
Karl Rove II:
Umm, Maybe it’s just me; but that scans very much as GaryBottom…
GaryBottom, KenMehlTop: Now you know how to fit your action figures together.
awesome. I love it.
BLACK RIBBON TUESDAY is tomorrow, October 17, when President Bush signs the Military Commissions Act of 2006.
You had me at “the fact is�, Gary.
It is to smile, lemonheads.
Bush signs the Military Commissions Act of 2006.
Anybody have reliable info on why he put it off for so long? Doesn’t really make sense to me — but then, not much does . . .
Nah, couldn’t have been Gary at CNN. He didn’t say Foley was consigned to the Dustbin of History
Perhaps we have it backwards: Maybe Gary isn’t repeating the stupidest republican talking points back at us. Maybe he’s writing them for the republicans to spout. It explains sooo much.
Oh, wow, maybe Sadly No is the focus group test! Guys, we should totally agree with whatever Gary says next and see if that TP gets spread everywhere.
Think of the power we could wield…assuming Gary doesn’t find out the plan. Nobody tell Gary!
Yeah, I love the dustbin of history bit. Gary’s programmer has a wry sense of humor.
Just wait until he calls the Democrats “running dogs.”
Miss Emily:
It was not just you.
I don’t know where Emily is from, Nancy but I hail from Motown as well, and I saw Garybottom.
Wait, I better…never mind.
Everyone seems to agree that Gary needs to upgrade his ‘Dustbin of History’ metaphor. Let’s help him out.
— The woodchipper of physics?
— The kitchen blender of developmental psychology?
— The Acme© desk-side paper-shredder of anthropology?
It was not just you.
Thank goodness. I’d been indulging in a bit of typical liberal debauchery lately; so I was afraid that would reveal more about my frame of mind than anything else.
I’m too much of a lady to speculate as to why you went there. ; )
Well, Herr Doktor, if he wants to mix things up a bit, he could throw in a “there are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances,â€? a “it is true that liberty is precious – so precious that it must be rationed,â€? or even a “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need” every now and then.
— The Garden Weasel of Macroeconomics?
— The Scented Hefty Bag of Political Science?
— The 12-Inch Dildo of Post-Modern Literary Criticism (insert cock-slapping sound here)?
he could throw in … “it is true that liberty is precious – so precious that it must be rationed,â€?
Swerving abruptly from Marx to Dosteievsky, how about “lighting a fire in the hearts of men”? It was good enough for GWB, after all.
– The Garden Weasel of Macroeconomics?
– The Scented Hefty Bag of Political Science?
– The 12-Inch Dildo of Post-Modern Literary Criticism (insert cock-slapping sound here)?
Dammit, I have bronchitis at the moment. I’m not supposed to laugh.
Gary, have you ever considered supplementing your income with a little bit of product placement? It needne’t be obvious. Heaven knows, you deserve it. Like this:
The GOP is the party of the future, the Democrat Party is going to end up in the 3-Bulls Colostomy Bag of Molecular Biology — indetectable, odorless, available in a range of colors, or printed with an attractive leaping-dolphin motive.
There, fixed.
No no no, y’all’re getting it all wrong – Dear Gary isn’t a right-winger at all, but a performance artist creating one of the great pieces of our time. He & Ann Coulter are experimenting on the Great American Body Politic, with us as his test subjects. I suppose that Canada could be the “control”…look, it’s an imperfect metaphor – work with me, people!