Ace Hearts Queens, Clubs Joker

Or, at least that’s how it’s supposed to come off. From Ace of Spades HQ:

Left Threatens To Out Homos
– Ace

Let’s see… we’re running on national security and the economy, they’re running on general anti-faggotry.

Good times.

No, he really said that. He’s really trying to float that idea.

But hold on; I think I finally understand the trick here. Ahem. [sprays throat spray]

Ace of Spades Threatens to Shower Babies with Blood and Asparagus Urine
– Gav

Ace of Spades, a Hezbollah contributor who killed his nude mother with an axe, vows violent spree of pee-sex with infants.

Good times.

Apparently, you just kind of say stuff not worrying whether it’s actually true or not. For the record, Ace has not recently to our knowledge made credible threats of spraying urine on babies, etc, et al. We also don’t hang out with him, so we don’t know if the constant, drunken ‘nigger’ remarks are actual or mere calumny. We heard the girl was dead when he got there.

Anyway, watch where he’s trying to go with this.

David Corn defends the outing of gay Republican staffers, though he says he doesn’t “fancy” doing so himself, and pretty much threatens gay GOPers to get right with gay “rights” or face the consequences.

Let’s be clear about one thing: the Mark Foley scandal is not about homosexuality. Some family value conservatives are suggesting it is. But anytime a gay Republican is outed by events, a dicey issue is raised: what about those GOPers who are gay and who serve a party that is anti-gay? Are they hypocrites, opportunists, or just confused individuals? Is it possible to support a party because you adhere to most of its tenets–even if that party refuses to recognize you as a full citizen? The men on The List might want to think hard about these questions–as they probably already have–for if I have a copy of The List, there’s a good chance it will be appearing soon on a website near everyone.

I don’t know of any “family values conservaties” suggesting the Mark Foley scandal is about homosexuality itself; if Corn has names in mind, perhaps he’d be so kind as to suggest them?

Confusion billows like a glaucous fog. What was that bit about David Corn actually about? But let’s see: Maybe we can find something on ‘family values consevatives’ in our purple Trapper Keeper with the glittery hearts and unicorn stickers on it.

FRONT ROYAL, Va., Oct. 4 /Christian Newswire/ — Jason Jones, director of public relations for Human Life International, issued the following statement regarding the resignation of former Rep. Mark Foley:

“There is never an acceptable excuse or rationale for the type of deviant behavior former Congressman Mark Foley has admitted to. Homosexuality is every bit a part of the culture of death as is abortion and contraception. Not surprisingly, Foley was an ardent supporter of both, representing the interests of Planned Parenthood 64 percent of the time thus far
in 2006.

“Homosexuality, like abortion and contraception, denigrates the intrinsic dignity of and respect for human life. Support of these actions breed a mindset where life becomes a commodity and the highest achievement is self-indulgence, which inevitably leads to the reckless behavior we are now witnessing. It was embrace of depravity that led Foley to abuse the power and authority of his office and prey upon young, underage Congressional pages.

“If his claim that he was the victim of sexual molestation by a clergyman, it only further proves that known homosexuals should not be admitted to the priesthood. Foley’s actions were that of homosexual predator, not a pedophile. Homosexuals reproduce sexually by molesting children. This creates a cycle of violence and disordered behavior that creates future generations of abusers and predators.

“This cycle must be broken if we are ever to protect our children. Foley should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for his misdeeds, as should anyone guilty of perpetrating similar crimes on him as a teenager. Furthermore, any member of the
leadership who knowingly covered up this despicable behavior should resign or be removed from office.”

[Jeopardy theme] Hey Ace, what is ‘a search engine’?


Comments: 31


Ahh, brafely defending paederasty, i mean our freedom to bugger children, i mean apple pie.


“Foley’s actions were that of homosexual predator, not a pedophile.”

He’s half right. And that is quite an improvement for this guy.


Damn. I’ve been in some nasty shit. I’ve been covered in mud, blood, entrails, with bugs and lice and leeches. I’ve had to live, fight and shit in the same hole in the dirt for sixty hours. And that was just high school. *Ahem*. Anyway, this Foley shit is getting so ugly I feel like I need to bathe in clorox and formula 409. How the hell low can these asshats sink? Y’got Hastert, Boehner, Frist, Blunt, Reynolds – All starting to eat each other.

I always knew they would implode under the weight of their own hubris, but I didn’t know it was going to SMELL this bad when they did…



Let’s see… we’re running on national security and the economy, they’re running on general anti-faggotry.

Wait, when haven’t the wingnuts run on anti-faggotry? Is faggotry even a word???

LA Confidential Pantload

This is what fascinates me so much about wingnuts. Nobody forced them to be lying morons – it’s a lifestyle choice.


You know Mikey, as bad as that smells, it’s probably a bouquet of roses compared to what’s been going on at the White House these past 5 years or so.


Foley is no more gay than he is alcoholic – that’s a Rove twist of the knife.


So, when is Ace going to finally stop beating his wife?


Based on my limited experience, the gay rumor wire is a lightning fast one.

Damn! He uncovered Teh Gays secret communication routes via their 2-way limpwrist radios! He learned of it by infiltrating a meeting of his local chapter of Gays at Bed, Bath & Beyond!

Gay people hear a lot of gay stuff.

No evidence for this. But not necessarily absurd.

Oh, but it is. Especially the autoritative phrase “gay stuff” and the already-assumed “no evidence”.

I know the right-wing bloggers are ignorant, but Ace wallows in ignorance like a pig in slop.


Also Family Research Council president Tony Perkins.


This is what fascinates me so much about wingnuts. Nobody forced them to be lying morons – it’s a lifestyle choice.

Ace is a good example of the lowest kind of blog careerism. People like Reynolds and Althouse blog because they have good jobs but don’t have the skills to achieve recognition in their fields.

People like Ace and his chum Goldstein are deadbeats for whom blogging is basically the only means they have to achieve some kind of financial security. For them, blogging is an access point to the VRWC and, they hope, wingnut welfare.



Sorry. I guess Ace makes me think “autoerotic”.

Oh, almost forgot: Fuckin’ faggots.


“Gay people hear a lot of gay stuff.”

I’m still trying to figure out what the hell that means. I went to the whole post to parse, and still no answer. I must repeat myself:

“Gay people hear a lot of gay stuff.”

Whilst that sinks in, I’m going to pour another Jack and Coke.


Oh, and GO TIGERS!!!


Ahh, hell, man, I think you’re just being paranoid. Even I hear a lot of gay stuff. There’s a lot of gay stuff out there, and if you listen just right…



Well, here’s the problem (actually two problems):

First, the Reich-Wing Echo Machine is already out there spinning this one (“I just love it when Dems get themselves into this kind of mess!”), and nothing has to be real when it gets sucked into the machine for a huge section of humanity out there to believe it implicitly.

Second, most people seem to feel that homosexuality=pedophilia. Disabusing them of this might be impossible.


Not to mention all the gay stuff that you can SEE…

Maybe that’s what gets them so riled up.


How on God’ Greeen Earth can David Corn writing something possibly be considered “they are running on” it?
Is David Corn running for office? Do all democratic candidates take orders from David Corn?

Oh, wait Ace, John Derbyshire just said that he didn’t that teacher who had sex with the 14 year old committed a crime!
I know what I have to say to that!

“Let’s see… we’re running on national security and the economy, they’re running on general pro-child molestation. Good times.”


the title of this post trumps ace handily.


So Ace doesn’t get that it is the Republicans who are expected to blame this whole thing on teh gay staffers that hid this scandal from leadership. The idea is to scapegoat and purge teh ‘gay cabal’ and protect House leadership. Even if they’re crass enough to pull the trigger, it won’t staunch the bleeding. They must know this.

Besides, what in the hell would Democrats gain by exposing gay Republican staffers? Disdain? What a great idea! Somehow I don’t think that’s the strategy.

If Hastert would have just apologized for being clueless or stupid in the first place, the whole thing might have just gone away by now.

BTW this same bullshit is over on Just One Minute, among other places. Who’s spreading this crap? It simply isn’t credible. What am I missing?



Gay people hear a lot of gay stuff,
They hear gay stuff everywhere they go.
You and I hear everyday stuff–
We don’t know the things that faggots know.

We’re too busy with our lives. We DO stuff.
We don’t have the time to sit and gas.
They’re obsessed with Prada, Jimmy Choo stuff,
And tips on how to take it up the ass.

Show folk hear a lot of play stuff.
That just stands to reason. Not absurd.
Gay people hear a lot of gay stuff.
Or, you know, at least that’s what I’ve heard.


John Derbyshire just said that he didn’t that teacher who had sex with the 14 year old committed a crime!

Did he really? Ick. It’s that confessional tone in Derbyshire’s posts that give me the creeping whim-whams.


Miss Emily-is “the creeping whim-whams” another was of saying “the desire to projectile vomit internal organs? ‘Cause that’s the response Derb usually provokes in me.

Here is a short list of some of the diseases that are shared and spread abroad by deathfags, especially by those who “go both ways� and share their death culture with the opposite sex:

Typhoid fever (caused by ingesting human feces via anilingus)
Herpes (from fellatio)
Gay Bowel Syndrome
Hepatitis (due to ingesting feces and smearing feces on their bodies)
(According to one study, the average homosexual male has from twenty to 100 sex partners per year, with half of these encounters involving the swallowing of semen, ¾ of these encounters involving anal intercourse, and 25% involving ingested feces. The “liberal� networks have been telling us for decades now that we are supposed to accept this as “normal.�)

Due to their multiple sex partners, at any given time, 80% of these deathfags will be carrying some sort of venereal disease.

One of the advantages homosexuals have over families is that, since they don’t have to raise or support children, they have much more “disposable income.� With this extra money, they can hop planes from New Babylon to San Fagcisco and infect each other from coast to coast. They can spend all their money on self-indulgence…and what’s left they donate to their pandering politicians.

Homosexuality is psychologically unhealthy because it is based on sex obsession. Since it is a culture of self-indulgent wantonness, deathfags need to feed their lust in increasingly bizarre ways. Sadism and sadomasochism are often on the menu. You may have noticed that serial killers John Wayne Gacy and Geoffrey Dahmer were homosexuals who had a taste for death and sex. Homosexuality and murder often go together. Torture and risky sex are always likely when deathfags get together, especially when drugs and alcohol are added to the mix. They complain about “gay-bashing,� but fags are much more likely to be killed by each other.

Up to 50% of suicides are committed by homosexuals. What’s the matter? Are we normal people not letting them have enough sex? As things get more and more kinky, these lost souls start to play deadly sex games, including deliberate oxygen deprivation with nooses tied around their necks. Combining orgasm with the thrill of a near-death experience is, to me, the exact opposite of what sex is for. Maybe I’m just old-fashioned! Silly me.


i like anthony cartouche’s poem.


It’s more like “Ace hole.”

I wonder if these fuckers have any touch with reality any more. They will be in for a rude surprise when the Dems regain the House and Senate this November.


Homosexuality is every bit a part of the culture of death as is abortion and contraception.


Homosexuals reproduce sexually by molesting children.


That’s the strangest “recruiting” theory I’ve yet seen: Gays recruit children by raping them. A-yup. It’s all so clear to me now! Why don’t people tell me these things?!


> That’s the strangest “recruiting� theory I’ve yet seen: Gays recruit children by raping them. A-yup. It’s all so clear to me now! Why don’t people tell me these things?!

Obviously someone hasn’t been to the theater in a while. Please turn in your Decadent Leftist membership card at the door on your way out.


GAYS SUCK!!! I mean not that kind of suck. I mean suck Literally. It teaches kids that is is ok. But its not. It is so totally wrong. They shouldnt have those websites because kids with computers in there rooms could easily log on to one of those. Gays shouldnt get married. They should make it illegal. I MEAN WHO AGREES WITH ME????? they suck. Little kids can learn too much. A AM AUTUMN AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!


You are all so sad!!! What happened in your life that caused so much hate and misery?


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