Nobody Everybody does it better

Sure, Norbizness and World O’Crap have been doing it longer (and funnier) than us. Has that kind of thing stopped us before? [insert overused line here]

And hence we offer… a TownHall Shorter Extravaganza!

Rich Tucker’s Forcing our Hand

If those liberal judges get their way they will soon force men to have babies, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Junior.

Edwin J. Feulner’s ‘Road’ scholar

Hayek’s seminal work reminds us that the great thing about America is how much freedom poor people enjoy.

David Limbaugh’s ‘Gay marriage’ is not about ‘rights’

Gays may pretend they have a right to destroy our society, but Hayek reminds us that they’re free to marry someone of the opposite sex, just like my brother did.

Jonah Goldberg’s ‘Let them eat cake’ economics distorts free market

Liberals think they’re so clever when they use the old line Let them eat cake but it turns out Marie Antoinette never said it. So liberals have no valid arguments left! Ha! Also, all liberals are driven around in limousines.

Charles Krauthammer’s Debating marriage

Bush never wanted to ban gay marriage forever but when he said states should be free to choose he meant that they had to choose not letting gays marry.

Oliver North’s A good week

In my parallel universe, liberals were surprised when President Bush called for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. And by the way, I agree that Rosie O’Donnell is a professional lesbian. [By the way, What the fuck kind of person writes “Rosie O’Donnell, who is involved in a homosexual relationship” about someone??? —Sadly, No!]

Jacob Sullum’s Cover charges: The mystery of Martha Stewart’s crimes

In a criminal prosecution case involving competing versions of the truth, it doesn’t matter who lied.



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