I saw that at LGM and had pretty much the exact same reaction.

There’s got to be some sort of “equal protection” thing that would make this law unconstitutional. Right? Please?

I moved away about 4 years ago, but I lived just across the river from Norristown for 11 years or so. The general agreement in the area was that Norristown was the bad part of Norristown. A Norristown address meant your insurance rates would be higher – and insurance companies are not known for their magical thinking. It’s the County Seat for Montgomery County. If it weren’t, I suspect it would be even more abandoned, underfunded, underserved, etc. than it is. The residents seem to be mostly poor, and mostly black (and I know this will be a shock to those who would like to believe we live in a “post-racial” society, but membership in the latter group strongly affects the likelihood of your being in the former group, bigotry being what it is).

Anyway, it’s not really surprising that Norristown would have such a law on the books. And I’m pretty sure the consequences weren’t unintended. Did I mention my impression that the politics there were toxic? Also strongly Republican, but I repeat myself.

Yeah, Norristown is the armpit of Philly. Had a college housemate from Ntown who NEVER wanted to go home. He told his poor decrepit mother if she wanted to see him she’d have to come to State College, a three hour drive.

Jeez, I just spent Wed. night in Montgomery Cty but I was on the other side of the tracks.

Also, too, Philly has a lot of pits.

[trollin’]

Only people who can afford to purchase a home are entitled to emergency services.

[Troll]

[Troll]

I might be inclined to wish that the world be cleansed of humanity as to make room for whatever sentience might follow in the fullness of time.

Who’s to say the next wave of sentients would be any better?

Re: the story, I can’t say I’m surprised. Disgusted, but not surprised that in the U.S. equal protection under the law too often means diddly-squat. (The fact that landlords can lose their rental licenses suggests to me that their properties will find their way into fewer hands, ones more capable of gaming the systems. But I dunno.)

[Troll]

[Monomaniacal troll]

[Troll]

[issues troll has issues]

[serious issues]

[Dude’s a fucking weekly magazine at this point]

[bi-weekly newspaper]

[With nymjacking supplements]

[Hearst would be so proud]

[British tabloid]

[Rupert, then]

Here, have some suggestions for other troll-replacing text:

[they see me trollin’, they hatin’]
[not exactly the cover model for “Sanity Fair”]
[insane troll logic]
[a troll in central park]
[I’m a bad troll, a very bad troll…]
Or you could always use pictures of Treasure Trolls. Remember those? Damn I’m old.

[Trollin on the seaside]

Here, have some suggestions for other troll-replacing text:

Thanks, I was thinking of inserting random lines of poetry, but then I figured why not just fire up the JanusNode? It’ll still make more sense than the troll.

[Attentive aphorisms are angrier than aesthetic aardvaarks. ]

[Dude’s a fucking weekly magazine at this point]

Dennis’ issues amount to several decades of bound volumes, and he is determined to find that missing September 1984.

[Aqualungs’ armored armpit against alligator aliens]

[Idee fixe. Also nymjack]

[Aqualungs’ armored armpit against alligator aliens]

Am I wrong for imagining that as Roger Dean album art?

Treasure Trolls. Remember those? Damn I’m old.

Are Treasure Trolls the same as those troll dolls?

Am I wrong for imagining that as Roger Dean album art?

Yes.

Am I wrong for imagining that as Roger Dean album art?

If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

[Solar-powered cars. The topic has been considered boring in recent years. But should it be? Back by popular demand, butler Margo Guthrie shows how the study of foxes can illuminate our understanding of computation.]

The JanusNode does TED talk titles. Happy beer snob is happy.

[There are three hundred million war-wounded unrecognized geniuses in China. Recent McCarthy award winner stock clerk Elsie Dustin Barron, MD shows how the study of tetrahedrons can illuminate our understanding of that large smelly mammal, man. ]

[Imagine if everyone on the planet could understand physical disability. Nobel-prize-winning woodworker Chop-chop Deer Sheearces, having fallen off a cliff, shows how the study of a lobster and a fresh nose joined to a wire can illuminate our understanding of extending the human body. ]

[Can we learn about political thinking from studying rats? Revolutionary nerd Alfreda Tug Am, perhaps best known for his work with real estate megaprojects, wanted to study computation — until he discovered urban transportation systems. ]

Awesome.

[Farming is the potential savior of the Internet. Former collaborator with Julia Child and now a juror Guadalupe Beaver Ronald Reagan-Giro, BSc uses moss and soil to show us how to think about great artwork.]

[What do you do to avoid unexpressed emotion? Radical stranger Earlene Carr will also change the way you think about biomimicry. ]

Yay JanusNode!

[How can we begin to understand how contemporary art works? Nobel-prize-winning retail clerk Monte Lily Gunko delivers a hilarious talk on electric cars and presents wild charts that argue for an analogy between modern medicine and consciousness.]

[Avant-algorithmic metaphor innovation. The topic has been taboo in recent years. But should it be? Gonzo waterproofer Touwcomm Veep O’Jayson, MA talks about the powerful art he makes from bark.]

OBS almost fell out of my chair. Nice work!
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[These days procedural parody composition can produce thousands of terabytes of data. How can conmen deal with all this data? Recent McCarthy award winner therapist Prayipt Turkey Becker started ‘circuit design summer school’ to teach city managers how to think about at least one insulated black video game console in a ziplock bag.]

[You may not know as much as you think about computation. Oscar-winning mercer Ola Funk Lulaemy, challenging standard associations of Asperger’s Syndrome as ‘outlandish’, will change the way you think about technological advancement.]

[What do you do to avoid pain? Former collaborator with Cable and now a quality control officer Awl-awl Cockroach Hunkan, MD started ‘the school of a calculator, a guitar amp, at least one compass, a loaf, and a cup’ to teach the most traitorous lumberjacks how to get young children involved in recycling systems from the age of 18. ]

[How can we begin to understand how poverty works? Having recently recovered from heat related illness, teamster Pig Lyaof Quipnet, perhaps best known for his work with cognitive tools, uses planks of wood and irons to show us how to think about poverty.]

[Philosophy of science is the next big thing of the 21st century. Nobel-prize-winning telephone repairman Marlene Aardvaark Galecord, PhD uses soil and a piano, a second-hand brick, a realistic photocopier, and a pair of trousers to show us how to think about dance.]

Gonzo waterproofer

Nevermind the plot — go straight to the hardcore waterproofing action. Why waterproof that? –Why the fuck NOT, motherfucker? Also, dada sealing and staining. Nihilistic all-season coatings. Blind idiot caulk curing at the center of a meaningless universe.

But do learn that mark its simple board-games first, by spontaneous generation out something different. But then, by pointing ‘characteristic’ because our sentence consist in § we still always certain and trying to yourself? And he looks as I wish. And for grammatical question: What looks up the gesture of nuts, he goes wrong conception of choosing or by watching, and shape. (I do sometimes right, sometimes by a multitude of questions and non-existence of language. I wish. And you are, so on? subtracted from Frank Ramsey, with sentences as my thoughts. I ask again: as little as: if we utter it, sometimes explained before a square of his name. (Thus, for instance a sample instead of these words. But then correspond to force them to except itself complex, so for otherwise the words; and says: This colour is ordinarily call him!) .

[How can we begin to understand how blood-letting works? Shoemaker and bath attendant Marci Squirrel Tyke, MA started ‘religion summer school’ to teach blue-eyed acquaintances how to think about personable medical illustration. ]

[Imagine if everyone on the planet could understand compatible logistical timelines. Nobel-prize-winning illustrator Turd Caul Dazeo, MD presents the fascinating educational toys he teaches under-educated pilots to make from peat and copper. ]

And now for something a completely different PENIS.

Treasure Trolls. Remember those? Damn I’m old.

Are Treasure Trolls the same as those troll dolls?

I haz looked it up for myself, “Treasure Trolls” are troll dolls with “jewels” in their bellybuttons. IOW, I’m even older than DataSnake. But not as old as some here.

I counted. Of the 55 comments so far, 34 are from one source. Devotion? Boredom? Fanaticism?

Whatever.

[In what way might physical disability be a metaphor for technological advancement? Oscar-winning confessor Jaege Bud Treyi, perhaps best known for his work with mental disability, describes the visually-stunning medical equipment he makes from root vegetables and Swiss traditional Popular Mechanics. ]

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I may unkill Pennis. The Janusnode is more entertaining than dancing badgers. If the badgers were to learn some new dances however …

Finally. Entertaining troll.

Finally. Entertaining troll.

Not even close. Entertaining word replacement of same ol’ same ol’.

Others can play — JanusNode is free and works on both Windows and Mac.

I got the J-Node and never played with it. Seems I prefer to make my nonsense the old-fashioned way.

Seems I prefer to make my nonsense the old-fashioned way.

Exactly. It is impressive to see how well algorithms can simulate the effects of alcohol, but I drink am old-fashioned.

Avant-algorithmic metaphor innovation.

Skynet Janusnode has become self-aware.

Janusnode, is there a God?

Janusnode, is there a God?

EVERY TOWER IS NEAR THEREFORE NO GUEST IS DARK AND NO CHURCH IS DARK OR NOT EVERY HOUSE IS FREE.

For today at least OBS has achieved some level of deity.

Seems I prefer to make my nonsense the old-fashioned way.

Hee hee hee.

JanusNode wrote a Book, you know.

My first book ‘You can bring an elephant to a Broadway show, but you cannot make it drink Chablis: 365 computer-generated excuses to converse’ was released, copyright-free, in the summer of 2012.

The struggle continues.

Stay strong. The people will soon rise.

Working with General Norman Schwarzkopf

See, JanusNode always gets cocky. Keep an eye out — there’s always a “tell,” an “Easter egg,” or something that clues you in to the fact that it’s bullshit.

Seriously, Government Shutdown – GOP first. Payments to the MIC – gone. Congressional paychecks & bennies -outtahere.
Fuck them.

Stay strong. The people will soon rise.
I got your sheeple right here.

Smut Clyde said,
October 1, 2013 at 2:15

Janusnode, is there a God?

OK, I’ll say it: “THERE IS NOW.”—geez, is everybody Fredric Brown-challenged?

Also, I miss all of Dennis’ brain-droppings; what is he on about? I take it he thinks the ordinance in question is the greatest thing since sliced bread?

He’s calling one commentator a racist, and in general bitching how this site isn’t being run to his satisfaction. I think the last part of my @ 1:03 AM JanusNode of a comment he tried to leave here tells the tale:

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many years ago, I worked on domestic violence hotline. I eventually stopped when I moved and it became clear that my work schedule made it too difficult to sign up for regular shifts. Frankly, I mostly dealt with women who weren’t ready to deal with the problem (we had a regular that would call in for certain shifts complaining about her druggie husband and brother) and ones looking for an excuse (my first ever call left me with the impression that she wanted my permission to blow away her abuser without trying any kind of other remedies – which the social worker that I called afterword seemed to confirm). There were also regular perverts which I fortunately, never had to deal with. I also did have a number of women that did have to be put in safe houses. It’s a serious issue that isn’t given enough attention. I think my state of Maryland has really tried to be a force for good in this area

Some James Blish, who seems to have channeled the JanusNode in his short story Common Time:

“How do you hear?” the creature said abruptly. Its voice, or their voices, came at equal volume from every point in the circle, but not from any particular point in it. Garrard could think of no reason why that should be unusual. “I” he said. “Or we hear with our ears. Here.” His answer, with its unintentionally long chain of open vowel sounds, rang ridiculously. He wondered why he was speaking such an odd language. “We-they wooed to pitch youyours thiswise,” the creature said. With a thump, a book from the DFC-3’s ample library fell to the deck beside the hammock.

“We wooed there and there and there for a many. You are the being-
Garrard. We–they are the clinesterton beademung, with all of love.”
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language they both were speaking was odd; but again Garrard could
find no logical reason why the beademung’s usage should be considered wrong. “Areare you-they from Alpha Centauri?” he said hesitantly. “Yes, we hear the twin radioceles, that show there beyond the gift-orifices. We-they pitched that the being-Garrard with most adoration these twins and had mind to them, soft and loud alike. How do you hear?”

This time the being-Garrard understood the question. “I hear Earth,” he said. “But that is very soft, and does not show.” “Yes,” said the beademung. “It is a harmony, not a first, as ours. The All-Devouring listens to lovers there, not on the radioceles. Let me-mine pitch you-yours so to have mind of the rodalent beademung and other brothers and lovers, along the channel which is fragrant to the being-Garrard.” Garrard found that he understood the speech
without difficulty. The thought occurred to him that to understand a
language on its own terms without having to put it back into English in
one’s own mind is an ability that is won only with difficulty and long
practice. Yet, instantly his mind said, “But it is English,” which of course it was. The offer the clinesterton beademung had just made was enormously hearted, and he in turn was much minded and of love, to his own delighting as well as to the beademungen; that almost went without saying.

There were many matings of ships after that, and the being-Garrard pitched the harmonies of the beademungen, leaving his ship with the many gift orifices in harmonic for the All-Devouring to love, while the beademungen made show of they-theirs. He tried, also, to tell how he was out of love with the overdrive, which wooed only spaces and times, and made featurelings. The rodalent beademung wooed the overdrive, but it did not pitch he-them. Then the being-Garrard knew that all the time was devoured, and he must hear Earth again. “I pitch you-them to fullest love,” he told the beademungen, “I shall adore the radioceles of Alpha and Proxima Centauri, ‘on Earth as it is in Heaven.’ Now the overdrive my-other must woo and win me, and make me adore a featureling much like silence.”

“But you will be pitched again,” the clinesterton beademung said. “After you have adored Earth. You are much loved by Time, the All-Devouring. We-they shall wait for this othering.” Privately Garrard did not faith as much, but he said, “Yes, we-they will make a new wooing of the beadernungen at some other radiant. With all of love.” On this the beademungen made and pitched adorations, and in the midst the overdrive cut in. The ship with the many gift orifices and the being- Garrard him-other saw the twin radioceles sundered away. Then, once more, came the pseudo-death.

Wow, Denny really has no life.

I actually like this site and I barely have time to post anything.

James Blish, who seems to have channeled the JanusNode

Blish was a scholar of James Joyce* and liked to fly his freak flag. I was reading that story a couple of days ago because a news item about diatoms fired up an association with “radiolaria” and from there it was a short jump to “radioceles”.

* Also of James Branch Cabell.

I’m well aware of who Pennis is, and what’s going on. I just haven’t posted in a while.
Deadpan doesn’t translate to text. I keep forgetting.

There are, also too, in service of trollspew replacement, several Quote-O-Matics out there

Such as
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-funny-obama-quotes.htm

And
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-dumbest-political-quotes.htm?PS=393%3A1

Also too
http://stupidstuff.org/jokes/

Some James Blish, who seems to have channeled the JanusNode in his short story Common Time:

Was there a punchcard version of JanusNode during the New Wave period in SF? Because that would explain a lot of things…

The Once And Future Tbogg has returned from the Offline!

Huzzah!

AAAAA+++++ WOULD SHUDDER WITH EXISTENTIAL LOATHING AGAIN

9/10 Kafkas!

Payments to the MIC – gone

It is my unnerstanding that by unanimous senate vote, the Praetorian Guard will continue to receive their salaries whatever happens to the rest of your country.

It is my unnerstanding that by unanimous senate vote, the Praetorian Guard will continue to receive their salaries whatever happens to the rest of your country.

Well, they’re all perfectly all right, then. There have never been any instances of a Praetorian Guard turning on the politician(s) they’re guarding.

I love you all. Thanks for keeping our six covered.
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Jim’s Kafka’s idea is worthy of further examination…

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[New volume, same issues]

Seriously, Government Shutdown – GOP first. Payments to the MIC – gone. Congressional paychecks & bennies -outtahere.
Fuck them.

The choices of the Grand Old Parasites are few. Stay in D.C. where many idle workers hate yer frigging guts? Not good.
Go home where constituents are either idle government workers and/or finding out a government shutdown is goring the hell out of their favorite ox. Less good.
Go on a long vacation somewhere there are no icky constituents. Relaxing, but the optics are problematic.

Meanwhile, CMS & HHS are touting the roll out of the health insurance marketplaces and the fact people can get coverage as soon as Jan 1. It is almost as if the grown ups don’t give a fuck.

I got your sheeple right here
Related.

I already linked to that above @ my comment at 2:47 today, blog time, but thanks for the thought, DataSnake.

[Stop trollchumming, chum]

The terrorist attack begins. As of midnight last night a foreign born political extremist is holding hundreds of thousands of Americans hostage. A large number of Republican representatives seem to be aiding him.

Whether I chum or not, he’ll still post. Tell you what, I’ll stop commenting here for a couple of weeks and we’ll see what’s gonna happen.

From Stephen Colbert

“Tonight I will be covering the end of the government in a must-see TV event: the finale of ‘Breaking Gov.’ It started out as a highly sympathetic character in the 1770s, but in 230 seasons has become an egotistical, self-destructive maniac.”

Blogwhoring a small PENIS

On topic: Blah blah “subsidized housing” blah blah mah taxes blah blah nobody I know blah blah demise of empathy. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Anyway, don’t we all feel so much freer today now that the evil gummint is off our backs? Ironic that today’s the anniversary according to Google of the opening of Yosemite National Park. Hope nobody wanted to go there to celebrate.

Today we moved one step closer to being Somalia. I am so looking forward to the day we can reach that great plateau.

Today we moved one step closer to being Somalia. I am so looking forward to the day we can reach that great plateau.

Reassuring thing? We probably have more guns per capita than Somalia.

Wheeee!

WELCOME TO FUCKING LIBERTOPIA.

BTW, cue the aggrieved posts on wingnut blogs from douchenurgs who wanted to take their larvae to the Smithsonian or some such to get them fulla American exceptionalist ‘ganda and can’t get in AND CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY.

[Ms. Ervin Voir’s most recent work with comic book superheros constitutes a visionary autobiography, highlighting our affiliative joke/round of pre-fab creativity. This moldy and deliberately shocking work reminds us of the rococo adventure of childhood, alluded to here, so simply, as passionate-monochrome action figure. One piece in this exhibit prominently displays 55 video cameras inside a windmill. You and I come to terms with how this courageous artist experiences the rococo mold of pre-fab creativity.]

Today we moved one step closer to being Somalia. I am so looking forward to the day we can reach that great plateau.

I’m planning on becoming a big warlord. Here’s your chance to get in on the ground floor of this thing. I should have the kickstarter out soon.

OT for Pupienus:

McSweeney’s has a preview of the new Toro Bravo cookbook.

I’m planning on becoming a big warlord. Here’s your chance to get in on the ground floor of this thing. I should have the kickstarter out soon.

Air power can’t hurt, count me in!

[Ms. Jee’s new bad work is a passionate conversion/harmony that brings to mind the obvious classic North American sign. Comic book superheros are more radical than anthropology. This work, at once orderly and consequential, is a sub-type of the untraditional fixative of sexualization alluded to here as para-drunk synthesis of partying and one light t-shirt with a picture of a portacabin on the front and a collage of Red Tornado on the back. As consumers we grapple with how this weedy artist changes the rules of the pictorial pre-briefing. ]

Comedy!

“My opening bit is, ‘I am 100 percent convinced the modern liberal is the stupidest person who has ever lived,'” says Sayet, author of KinderGarden of Eden: How the Modern Liberal Thinks.

Conservative comedy is an oxymoron.

Accent on “moron”.

They thrive in gigs involving all talk, no action, lecturing others as if they were children rather than getting things done, he argues.

Says a comedian who wrote a book called KinderGarden of Eden.

if you think you’ve seen me you haven’t seen me. My comedy is my comedy

GENIUS.

“We’re supposed to hate religious fanatics I thought,” he says.

Goddamnit, conservatives, will you stop fucking breaking the irony meter? Those things cost money to fix!

BTW (again), is today “National Be A Total Fucking Asshole Day” or is it just me?

Conservative comedians may seem like a rare breed, minus sterling exceptions like Dennis Miller

That was one zillion times funnier than the combined output of Miller, Sayet, Jackson and that ass who does the Obama impersonation. I’m just not sure if it is intentional or not.

that ass who does the Obama impersonation

Mr. Empty Chair?

Don Surber”

14. From CNN: “Former President Bill Clinton, who sat in the Oval Office during the last government shutdown, supports President Barack Obama’s refusal to negotiate with congressional Republicans and argues he should call their bluff as the government nears a possible shutdown and default.”

That worked so well for Bill.

The 1995 shutdown as when the president met an unpaid intern.

Monica Lewinsky.

EVIL.

Also liked

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5. From Reuters: “The Obama administration plans to sue North Carolina on Monday to block newly enacted voting rules that it believes violates federal civil rights law, a person briefed on the Justice Department’s plan said on Sunday.”

Defending fraud.

Illegal voting was rampant in Ohio where Republicans caught a Democratic poll worker voting six times. How many thousands went undetected?

Remember, what Democrats falsely accuse Republicans of doing is merely a preview of what Democrats plan to do when they are in power.

See bombing other nations illegally and unconstitutionally.

Or overspending.

Or giving billions to fat-cat billionaires.

Bush “stole” Florida.

Hah!

If it weren’t for illegal voting, Mitt Romney would be president.

This threat of an unconstitutional lawsuit proves it.

EVIL.

I recall finding Dennis Miller occasionally funny back before he became a right-wing nutjob.

See bombing other nations illegally and unconstitutionally.

FUCK!

Anyone know where I can just buy a digital irony meter? Maybe that’d stay working for maore than five minutes, though probably not.

“maore” = LOLcat for “more”, obviously.

McSweeney’s has a preview of the new Toro Bravo cookbook.

I ALWAYS get the dates when at Toro Bravo. I’m not a cookbook buying kind of guy but I will pick up John’s Toro Bravo Cookbook because he does really awesome stuff that I’m not all that familiar with both technique and ingredient-wise. I’ll also get him to sign it.

What’s wrong with Oklahoma?

Cleanup needed on Aisle 6!

Ok, so I look up the “Illegal voting was rampant in Ohio where Republicans caught a Democratic poll worker voting six times. How many thousands went undetected?” thing because that’s what I do, and there was a lady, Melowese Richardson, who was a poll worker in Cincinnati and was convicted on four of a possible eight counts of vote fraud for voting multiple times over the course of three elections. She claims she was voting for her sister, who is in a coma, and a grandchild in the earlier elections, and that she’d forgotten she’d mailed in the absentee when she voted in person in the 2012. So yeah, bad and she should be punished, but JESUS CHRIST we are not talking about a spree here(6 total cases being investigated in Hamilton county), and no, you innumerate moron, we would not be under president Romney if she’d only voted once.

[derp derp]

Cleanup needed on Aisle 6!

Apparently I get the afternoon shift.

🙂
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Apparently I get the afternoon shit.

Fixed that typo for yeh.

Fixed that typo for yeh.

I was just gonna say that. And I’m also around to muck out the troll cage if needed.

I haven’t been on this site in a loooong time, so please forgive my question:

Who is “Dennis” and why are all of the posts over written?

Hamilton County’s 2010 census population: 308,745,538

Supposed vote fraud: 6 cases.

Wheee!

Hamilton County 2004 registered voters: 573,612

GOD FUCKING DAMN.

Badger shortage!
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Who is “Dennis” and why are all of the posts over written?

It is a stalker troll, a racist and misogynist asshole to boot. We don’t like him and he has nothing of interest to contribute.

If he was interested in playing nicely his commentary would not be moderated. This blog does not belong to him.

I hope that helps.
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Hamilton County 2004 registered voters: 573,612

Note that Hamilton County, which contains Cincinnati, is one of the most reliably Republican districts in Ohio.

She could have voted 1000 times and not come close to putting Hamilton County into Obama territory.

Note that Hamilton County, which contains Cincinnati, is one of the most reliably Republican districts in Ohio.

I really thought the Dr Johnny Fever influence would swing that county to a more liberal voter base.

DON SURBER: 14. From CNN: “Former President Bill Clinton, who sat in the Oval Office during the last government shutdown, supports President Barack Obama’s refusal to negotiate with congressional Republicans and argues he should call their bluff as the government nears a possible shutdown and default.” […] That worked so well for Bill. […] The 1995 shutdown as when the president met an unpaid intern. […] Monica Lewinsky. […] EVIL.

I don’t get it — is Surber saying that Obama is angling for a blowjob? Talk about twelfth-dimensional chess, or whatever no. of dimensions the trope involves.

His routine explains why some liberals, like former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and anchor Katie Couric, manage to rise to the top of their respective professions. They thrive in gigs involving all talk, no action, lecturing others as if they were children rather than getting things done, he argues.

WTF? Fox Noise mouthpieces and Bible-thumpin’ preachers are liberals?

Yoo hoo, the Augean Stables need to be rinsed out again.

Dennis is a menace. He’s always annoying his neighbour Mr. Wilson.

You know, Smut Clyde’s referencing Brown’s The Answer yesterday got me to thinking…do you suppose Dennis got pointers on his passive-aggressive I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I trolling tactics from Martians Go Home?

What, this classic Kelly Freas illustration?

angling for a blowjob
If you catch a pacu it is time to re-think the plan.

Bernie Sanders: Bernie Sanders: “I’m an advocate of a single-payer national health care system, but it never occurred to me to bring down the United States government and cause pain for millions of workers because I can’t get my way.”

I wish I could vote for Bernie.

Would someone please have the media play, every time the rethuglicans complain that Obama/Dems won’t negotiate, A clip of St. Raygun saying “we will not negotiate with terrorists.”

As if.

enh?how is this even possible:

Keep the potatoes submerged in a bowel of very cold water, preferably in the refrigerator. They will stay nice and bright!

yes, i was googling the potatoes…

Who is “Dennis” and why are all of the posts over written?

Things have really gone downhill for Dennis Miller lately. What can you do?

If you are going to put potatoes in your bowel, keeping your bowel in the refrigerator seems reasonable.

Brightness is not desired in a potato. Not in the potato itself. Possibly in a topping. Have you fallen prey to a JanusNode food info-source, I wonder.

“Bowel” of water?

Also, enemas should be cold – hot water causes cramping.

Ask me about my cheese keeping tip.

It’s easy to keep fresh berries on hand.

a bowel of very cold water, preferably in the refrigerator.

The one would follow from the other, I assume.

Also, enemas should be cold – hot water causes cramping.

I would have assumed body-temperature was ideal.

I would have assumed body-temperature was ideal.

Depends on what you’re trying to accomplish.

Nobel-prize-winning illustrator Turd Caul Dazeo, MD presents the fascinating educational toys he teaches under-educated pilots to make from peat and copper. ]

Perhaps the Major should buy some of these toys for his taxi-cab colleagues to keep their minds diverted from low ammo supplies….

A bowl movement, perhaps?

A bowl movement, perhaps?

Not with any of mine, thanks.

Depends on what you’re trying to accomplish.

In fact I haven’t thought about what enemas are for, typically, nor what their possibilities might be.

I assumed they’re for clearing crap* out of your guts, but in my experience, you don’t need an enema for that, even when moderately constipated.

*& What Have You ™

They work great at cleaning the bowls right now… you know, in case you want to use them for other things.

You know, like perhaps a nice salad.

You know, like perhaps a nice salad.

And I repeat …

Y’all are so nasty. I’m not even sure I grasp the extent of it.

nor what their possibilities might be

Oh, you really really really don’t want to know.

There are indeed many videos on the subject on the InterTubes, however…

Though I will be polite and link to this video because I can’t stop watching the damn thing and I have no idea why it entertains me so.

Or these videos, uh huh uh huh. Wowwww.

I’m pleased to report that those links are not shitty, not enematical, insomuch as I could tell. He’s pivoted away from all that, for now.

There should be an Elgar disco song called Bump and Circumstance. Just saying.

Well, clearly the only option in this case is to shut the whole fucking Federal government down. A true thing dat. That’s why the GOP is going this . . . to save our asses from alien government. Wheeeee!

Also, I’d like to say . . .

Badger shortage!

Though I will be polite and link to this video because I can’t stop watching the damn thing and I have no idea why it entertains me so.

hubbkf, who is in the other room, just yelled, ‘what the fuck is that?!”

The police had already warned her that she was on her third strike after their last visit.

i think this is the line that makes me sick the most…niiiiiice. so, we have the cops, whose role is to protect and serve, telling her…’uh, better not call again…’

gosh…can you just imagine how hopeful she must felt about ever getting out of the vicious cycle of hell that she was in? and probably still is in? unless, of course, she’s dead by now…

so, we have the cops, whose role is to protect and serve, telling her…’uh, better not call again…’

I think I see the problem. You’re obviously assuming the people the cops are supposed to protect and serve are, you know, people. As in everybody. They obviously consider “people” to mean the 1%, possibly the top 20%, but obviously not anyone who might need help.

I’m not a part of your system!

But the new post is.

I think I just saw some starbursts!

Thank You for the explanation!