Interesting

Well, this is neat:

The Bush administration today released excerpts of a leaked U.S. intelligence report that concludes the U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq has fueled Islamic extremism and contributed to the spread of terrorist cells. It also finds that terrorist groups around the world are adapting to counter-terrorism strategies. […]

The report, which reflects the consensus of 16 government intelligence services, also suggests that a U.S. victory in Iraq could weaken the will of terrorist groups.

“Should jihadists leaving Iraq perceive themselves, and be perceived, to have failed, we judge fewer fighters will be inspired to carry on the fight,” the report said.

“Maybe, like, three fewer. But hey, it’s a start.”

The report argues that the spread of democracy in Muslim countries “would alleviate some of the grievances jihadists exploit” and erode their support.

But there’s a catch, right? And that catch is…?

But the Iraq conflict “has become the ’cause celebre’ for jihadists, breeding a deep resentment of US involvement in the Muslim world and cultivating supporters for the global jihadist movement,” the report said.

Nifty. So our presence in Iraq makes them hate us more. Our supposed “plan,” then, is to stay in Iraq until… when? They magically change their minds?

And keep in mind, this is the stuff that Bush wanted leaked to the public. Normally, the administration pulls stuff like this:

The Bush administration has blocked release of a report that suggests global warming is contributing to the frequency and strength of hurricanes, the journal Nature reported Tuesday. The possibility that warming conditions may cause storms to become stronger has generated debate among climate and weather experts, particularly in the wake of the Hurricane Katrina disaster.

In the new case, Nature said weather experts at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration – part of the Commerce Department – in February set up a seven-member panel to prepare a consensus report on the views of agency scientists about global warming and hurricanes.

According to Nature, a draft of the statement said that warming may be having an effect.

It’s hard work.

 

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Our supposed “plan,� then, is to stay in Iraq until… when? They magically change their minds?

That’s just it. At least in Vietnam, there was a recognized, defined political entity–North Vietnam–with whom we (and by “we,” I mean Nixon and Kissinger) could negotiate. What are we supposed to do in Iraq, try to negotiate with every jerk who knows how to wire a cell phone to a blasting cap?

 
 

They hate us so they’re killing each other in Iraq? More like they hate freedom, so they are killing each other in Iraq. The extremists need to be dealt with, no more kid gloves with Sadr, he needs to be “removed” and his “army” and political party branded terrorists to be “removed.”

Then the peace loving average Iraqi can live in freedom.

 
 

annie, come on.

The report is a review of the war in Iraq and it’s relationship to terrorism.

The civil war waging in Iraq is part of the destabilization caused by the American invasion and inability to secure the country.

The insurgents are not the same people that are terrorists. In other words, and making it nice and plain, the killing in Iraq is not directly linked to America hatred; it is the world wide terrorism that is.

 
 

Our supposed “plan,� then, is to stay in Iraq until… when? They magically change their minds?

The plan is to stay in until there is a Democratic administration, which will then withdraw, and be blamed forever more for ruining everything and causing the collapse of America as we knew it. A new golden era under Bush will be invented by Scaife-funded historians, and a new nostalgic/fascist cultural moment will bloom.

 
 

Step 2: ????

Step 3(Well, really Step 1, but we won’t tell anyone that): Profit!

 
 

Since the White House is too fucking dumb to spot this trap the Iranians set for them, they are too dumb to sort out Iraq by arming the Shi’ite militias to the teeth and getting them to deal with Al-Qaeda.

 
 

annie is back? cool, but if shoelimpy shows up, consider his ass in a sling AND grass, and myself the lawnmower and additional ass-kicking/mowing devices.

 
 

The extremists need to be dealt with, no more kid gloves with Sadr, he needs to be “removed� and his “army� and political party branded terrorists to be “removed.�

Yes, this is incredibly uninformed and stupid. But it IS representative of many American’s opinion, and if you don’t find that frightening, well, if you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs, you probably need an updated sitrep. Every American who voices this opinion, every damn one right down to little orphan annie, would violently resist a foreign occupation, bravely and even unto death. They would build and hide bombs, they would assassinate, they would terrorize. As I would. Right side by side. WOLVERINES!!!11 But for some reason they lack the ability to understand why the Iraqis want to kill us. You’d think this would be even more obvious to a conservative than to a liberal, this willingness to kill for nationalism. This anger and outrage at foreign military occupiers on their land. Would an occupier be sensitive to American cultural beliefs? How sensitive do you think a twenty year old high school dropout kansas farmboy is? Come on folks, you can get this if you’ll actually think…

mikey

 
 

“the killing in Iraq is not directly linked to America hatred”

That’s what I said.

Hey, Pinko.

 
 

From the article blowback linked:

“Iran is close to an agreement that would include a suspension of uranium enrichment but wants the deal to include a provision that the temporary halt be kept secret, according to Bush administration officials.”

Ok, let me get this straight.

Iran promises to give the US, and the rest of the world, exactly what was demanded of them, namely the halting of uranium enrichment. There is only one catch- they want the deal kept secret.

So, naturally, the White House immediately tells… who else? The Washington Times, who place the sentence quoted above in the first paragraph of the story.

Yep, they sure are taking this whole diplomacy thing seriously, aren’t they?

 
 

Sadr isn’t resisting occupation. He’s a terrorist who is in charge of an “army” who kills Sunni Muslims.

Sheesh!

 
 

Annie, your intolerance is showing. He’s a respected cleric and scholar. He has litterally MILLIONS of followers. Maybe instead of dismissing him with no knowledge whatsoever, you should read something. You’ll find he’s a lot closer to your opinions than he is to mine…

mikey

 
 

Hitler had mililons of followers.

Shi’ites are NUTBARS. Sadr is a murderer. Try being a woman in Sadr city and living the way YOU see fit. Educate YOURSELF on Sadr.

I have no tolerance for intolerance, and neither should YOU.

 
 

Whichever scientist leaked that secret study about the Earth’s temperture hitting a million-year record should be investigated for treason just like the NYT is — a bit of the ol’ keyboard sniffers and no-knock searches are bound to turn up something that’ll make them think twice about ever threatening our national security by claiming this isn’t the best of all possible worlds ever again.

I bet he’s probably a dirty godless atheist who believes in natural selection and stem cell research on snowflake babies.

 
 

I have to agree with mikey on this one, angel.

If a superior alien army ever invaded and toppled our fascist government, only to stick around and rape, torture, loot, and trash our country, I like to think we’d be looking to a leader willing to fight back just a little, rather than scrambling to be first in line to cozy up and say how swell it would be if they would just build a couple of permanent bases, and pretty please could they spare 10,000 troops to keep everyone under the thumb for the next decade.

Sadr may be an irrational, prejudiced, religious nutjob, but hey, so are most Christians.

Present company excepted, of course.

 
 

The SUNNIS are the insurgents.

COME ON PEOPLE.

Sadr is a TERRORIST.

 
 

Mikey, the problem you’re having right now is that you’re trying to engage in reasonable discussion with an alcoholic, bimbo-esque troll.

I mean, if you’re really into painful futility, you could always try nailing your dick you a board – I just don’t see why you’d do it.

 
 

I know, I know, I shouldn’t but I gotta:

Hitler had mililons of followers.

So did Gandhi. So did Napoleon. So what?

Shi’ites are NUTBARS.

Every one of them? Why? They don’t agree with you? They don’t want people oppressing them, kicking down their doors, killing their men, stealing their shit? How is that different from “mexicans are lazy” or “Negros are only after our white women”? You have expressed a certain faith, but other people’s faith has no value to you? You do remember, do you not, that the Shi’a lived under Sunni rule under Saddam, right?

mikey

 
 

hey look! Clowns!

 
 

No the Shi’ite lived under secular BA’ATHIST rule under Saddam.

 
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annie,

Do you like Captain Morgan? I’ve just had about 10 shots chased with Yuengling Lager, and I gotta tell ya, even in Dubyuh’s America, life is looking pretty sweet. Forget about Islamofascisamalism – get down, get funky.

 
 

Did they all come in the same car, Kathleen?

 
 

This is funny. You don’t know shit about Iraq.

 
 

And by you, I mean, you, in general.

 
 

Mikey: “He has litterally MILLIONS of followers. Maybe instead of dismissing him with no knowledge whatsoever, you should read something. You’ll find he’s a lot closer to your opinions than he is to mine…”

Annieangel: “Hitler had mililons of followers.”

Annie, are you a follower of Hitler? See, talking like Annie is easy.

Annie is ignoring mikey’s statement and talking about murder. Gee golly, murderers are bad? Hyuck, she learned me good. Bush has enabled the mentally challenged of America to think they are God’s shit.

Were we talking about whether killing people is bad? Sadly, no. And that’s why wingnuts will never understand anything…ever.

 
 

Guinness is the best way to end a long day.

Sugar cane rum is the best way to end a bad day.

Or maybe it’s a good day.

 
 

OK. I’m bumfuzzled. I thought annie was, like, y’know, kidding. I mean, her web page is full of soft porn on a blossoming pink labial background and she has posts like one that reads, in its entirety: “Fuck. Just fuck. Fuckady fuck fuck fuck. FUCK. FUCK FUCK” and follows it up with a pitch-perfect bourgeois whine about her siding contractor. So, except for the misspelling (everyone knows it’s actually “fuckity”) I thought she was just a very clever impersonator of the wingnut vibe. I was laughing my ass off. And now this? Damn. Punk’d again.

 
 

If you haven’t been around to see it from before, she’s a particularly annoying troll whom some of the male regs around here like to humor because she makes it a point to flash plenty of T&A .

Hate to say it, but I lost a good bit of respect for a number of the male regs over the shenaningans that went down the last time this troll surfaced.

I’d really hate to see it happen again.

Just ignore her stupid ass and maybe she’ll go away.

 
 

Anyone want to get back on topic? Or did I school you enough?

 
 

My bad. I’m relatively new. And (full disclosure) when I hear the kind of bullshit that comes from these trolls, my survival instinct kicks in and my first assumption is “Oh! Satire!” (that way I can pretend there are more sentient beings on the planet than the cold hard facts would indicate).

 
 

Has anyone tried the new Guinness bottles? They’ve got these plastic cartridges in them that guarantee you a perfect head each time you pour it into a glass.

I used to sneer at bottled Guinness, but I’m a convert now.

 
 

Please, what did I say that is bullshit??

 
 

Clarification: My bad, Jillian.

Annie, you can go back to your studmuffin video. I think it’s playing without you.

 
 

Cripes, you’re right. What a waste of two minutes.

Oh well. She was too good to be true. I should check the link in poster’s names first.

 
 

Q: Please, what did I say that is bullshit??

A: Shi’ites are NUTBARS.

 
 

The Shiites were the people the US was supposed to be liberating from the nasty Sunnis, weren’t they?

When exactly did Eastasia become our enemy?

 
 

Shi’ites are NUTBARS.

Wow, I feel smarter already. Not thanks to annieangel, obviously.

 
 

I used to sneer at bottled Guinness, but I’m a convert now.

Bottled Guinness is a different thing to draught; if you approach it expecting the same pint that comes from the tap, you’re bound to be disappointed. On its own terms, it’s fine. And the best Guinness of all comes in little bottles: the Foreign Extra Stout.

Also, annieangel is a cretin.

 
 

Mmm, Guinness . . . Hey, Jillian, you got another?

 
 

I’ve got a few left….and being a good leftie, I’m not opposed to sharing! 😉

 
 

Most Muslims in the world are Sunni.

Iraq was a secular country under Ba’athist rule.

Shi’ites oppress and murder women and whack themselves in the head with machetes. That is nutbar. But they are murdering Sunni’s, not cool, and they are planning to force everyone in their regions to follow their Islamic law, not cool. And they do it by murdering people who disagree with them. FOr the few Shi’ite who wouldn’t rise to a call to kill Sunni muslims if I call were sent out, I say, run sisters, run fast and escape!!!!! Cuz every man sure would. They are religious NUTS. Way worse than anything you can imagine.

 
 

Incidentally, can you order Irish car bombs in airport bars anymore?

 
 

Easy to run from debate when you have no clue what is happening in Iraq. 🙂

Clueless liberals.

 
 

I like clowns.

Jillian, I hope you don’ t think that I try talking to Gary because I hope he’ll show a little T&A. I mean, I’m sure he’s very attractive in his sombrero and all that, but the fact is that he’s just too darn repetative for my tastes.

 
 

Thanks, Jillian. Mmm. That hits the spot. Here . . . try one of these appetizers . . . they’re yummy.

My, isn’t it good that there are so many devout Christians around who would never, ever, ever advocate oppression or forcing people to follow their Christian law or killing people who disagree with them or otherwise being nutbars? I was just saying that to Cletis this morning, wasn’t I, Cletis? Yes, I feel blessed.

 
 

I want these motherfucking clowns off my motherfucking plane.

 
 

Don’t be shy, His Grace…

*Everybody’s* hoping to get a peek into Gary’s cleavage.

Who can blame us?

 
 

🙂

I win. 🙂 This was better than the time the liberals tried to convince me that Islam means peace not submission. :):):)

LOL. 🙂

 
 

Comrades! We must not be distracted by this news. The only way that Democratic candidates can win in Novemver is if they make the economy the only issue.

Only those who sound like me have any chance of winning. NPR knows it.

 
 

It was like checkmate in 6 moves. 🙂 I rule!

 
 

Annie:

Yagottagettaprogram, or whatever they say at Shea, to tell the palyers.

I don’t care for Sadr, but lets at least try to be precise when we describe who he is.

He is the guy whos father was martyred by the Baathist/Sunni Kleptocratic dictatorship (AKA Saddam & family), and who spent 15 years in Iran getting protection from his fellow Shia. Upon returning to Iraq, he is the militant who built up an large but entirely irregular and incompetent militia, AKA Madhi army. While farting around with some pointless, if briefly bloody and very public fights with the US Army, he sits back and let his/Iran’s real agenda kick in.

While the unemployed teenagers marched around Sadr city with their rusty AK47s, the real pros, many of them trained in Iran, infiltrated the security forces. They blew up half the Shiite mosques (false flag operation), and kicked off the death squads in earnest this last winter. With Zarqawi now out of the way, and with Sistani deciding to leave politics for good, he has the power and the initiative to be the real power in Iraq. And unlike every other Shiite leader of note, he will give operational control to the Iranians.

So as far as you are concerned he is just “a terrorist”. A more correct description is that he is the “guy who is going to win the war.”

Thanks to the incompetents who are running this country. Because they let an Iranian agent named Chalabi talk them into this war, and to go in light and understaffed, they are allowing an Iranian agent named Sadr take over 3/4 of the oil production in Iraq (not yet the case, but check this in five years – it is going to happen whether we like it or not). The US army does not kill him, but supports an ineffectual government who can not stop him, and which allows him to consolidate power.

So you might as well like the guy – you people gave him Iraq on a plate, with a side order of 3,000 dead American soldiers for extra seasoning.

 
 

Oh holy shit, they’re multiplying. Hey, annie, since you “won,” you can now take your entire family of happy faces and go home.

More canapes, anyone?

 
 

I say take him out! With extreme predjudice. We tried earlier, but not hard enough.

 
 

Sheesh….if I had known there were THIS many masochists hanging around here, I would’ve brought my riding crop.

Trust me…it’s more fun than “debating” with a troll. 😉

 
 

And I’m the one offering T&A???

Hehehehe!

 
 

So, declare victory and go home already.

 
 

Well, Jillian I admit I’ve caught myself a couple of times. It’s something in the way he says “defeat-o-crats” or maybe that’s just me. But he’s such a tease with those chaps.

 
 

I declared victory. But unless you start being nice to me, I’m not going to leave.

 
 

Clearly, annie has no exit strategy either.

 
 

Um, annie dear, the plural of Shi’ite, per the Encyclopedia Britannica, is shi’a or shi’ah. And Sunni believers are Sunnites.

“Arabic Shi’i, plural Shi’ah, or Shi’a, member of the smaller of the two major branches of Islam, distinguished from the majority Sunnites.”

Just sayin’.

/pedantry

Sorry, Jillian, I didn’t mean to feed the troll. I’m gonna run along to bed now, since I have no Guinness. Have several for me!

 
 

No, you’re the one talking to trees: “Bad Ent! Bad Ent! Stop looking at me like that!”.

Just clicked on your blog – most enlightening.

Sorta sad, but certainly enlightening.

I’d stick to floor polish, if I were you.

 
 

I have no tolerance for intolerance, and neither should YOU.

I’ll be sure to bring this up the next time you talk about how the homosexuals and secularists are destroying the country.

They hate us so they’re killing each other in Iraq? More like they hate freedom, so they are killing each other in Iraq. The extremists need to be dealt with, no more kid gloves with Sadr, he needs to be “removed� and his “army� and political party branded terrorists to be “removed.�

Typical wingnut thought process. “If we kill enough people, the problem will go away.” You can’t shoot an ideology, and you can’t stab a mindset. And what’s this shit about “kid gloves”? I supose killing civilians and torturing random people is being nice. Or are you talking about nuking the whole thing? I can just imagine a soldier reading that and saying to himself, “Doy, why didn’t I think of that?”. No, wait, I can’t, because not everyone’s as stupid as you.

Then the peace loving average Iraqi can live in “freedom”.

Fixed.

 
 

Guinness for everyone!

 
 

I don’t think homosexuals are destorying the country.

The plural of looser is loosers, which you all are, now be nice to me!

My floors turned out perfect, btw.

 
 

I say take him out! With extreme predjudice. We tried earlier, but not hard enough.

No. You first.

To suggest this, given our attenuated and overstretched forces in the field, is to show a tremendous disregard for our soldiers’ safety. We do this the place will fall apart very quickly. We can barely hold the place as it is, much less contain the sort fury that would unleash. And since he would be just replaced with another Iranian agent, what is the point?

Sorry Annie, you and yours fucked the pooch. No way to unfuck it now.

 
 

The next time we have a de-trolling party, I’ll bring my banana-lime-coconut-rum cake.

Wouldn’t really go with the Guinness, but somebody up there was drinking Captain Morgan, so we’d be set.

 
 

“The plural of looser is loosers, which you all are, now be nice to me!”

Just beautiful. Honestly, the jokes just write themselves.

Oh, you mean you also put the floor polish on your floors?

 
 

ok, i’m sorry, i’m a little late to the party and i know i shouldn’t feed the trolls, but i’m wondering if annie is really suggesting that the u.s. unilaterally declare war on the shiites of iraq, who make up 60% of the population, because they are almost all part of religious fundamentalist parties? cause it really seems like that’s the case, and i’m just wondering what could possibly make someone think that this would be a good idea.

and annie, we did try to take down sadr before, back in 2004 when he launched an uprising. after a month or so of heavy, high-casualty fighting, the uprising ended and the u.s. declared victory. a couple months later sadr reappeared at the head of a large political party, even stronger than he was before. right now his party holds 20 or so seats in the iraqi legislature and are some of the main supporters of the current prime minister. i agree that he’s not at all a nice man, but for the u.s. to arrest him would mean the total collapse of the iraqi government and probably end up turning all of iraq except kurdistan into one big anbar province, and then what would bush be able to use as a half-assed excuse for invasion?

of course, the real irony here is that sadr’s rise to power is entirely a product of the u.s. invasion. any idiot could have predicted that fundamentalist shiite leaders would become prominent in a saddam-less iraq: the fact that the administration failed to plan for this only indicates that the country is currently run by extra-special idiots.

oh, and annie, the baath party may have been officially secular and open to all, but by some coincidence not only was saddam a sunni, almost all the most important positions were held by sunnis and baath party rule tended to favor the sunnis above the shiites. of course the shiites were really being oppressed by secularism, but you can see how they might have gotten this silly idea that they were actually being ruled by the sunnis, especially since they had seen something very similar happen under the british and the ottomans.

 
 

Carpet bomb Sadr City. Problem solved. Anyone else gets uppity, carpet bomb them. I’ve had enough, this needs to be dealt with.

Although my personal dream, is if we could blow something up in Israel and blame it on Iran. Then Israel can go nuts and nuke Iran and all the nutbars will rush to fight in Israel and they can all kill each other.

 
 

I know we tried to take out Sadr, we obviously didnt try HARD enough. I said that already.

 
 

Why is everyone STILL feeding the troll?

 
 

I’ve had enough, this needs to be dealt with.

Annie’s ‘had enough’! War is indeed hell, people.

Although my personal dream, is if we could blow something up in Israel and blame it on Iran.

How about the Reichstag? You could always blow that up.

 
 

So now the Shi’ites are given seats based on population? Now it’s fair???

Wanna go for that in America???? I don’t think you’d like representation based on religion!

 
 

Jillian – OK, I’ll stop now. It’s sorta too easy, anyways.

 
 

gah, i just read the take him out with extreme prejudice comment, making it perfectly clear that any attempt to address annie is entirely pointless. i apologize for not having realized this the first time and for wasting everybody’s time with my above comment.

 
 

Don’t apologize for wasting everyone’s time, you are only required to apologize to Jillian. She has so much to say on this topic, and she’s not being heard. 🙁

 
 

Annieangel: “Hitler had mililons of followers.�

Bush has millions of followers.

 
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annie,

You’ve hurt my feelings. I asked a very civil question about Captain Morgan and you’ve completely ignored it. C’mon – Iraq’s shit is DEAD: we’ve fucked it up so much that those poor people – Sunni, Shia, Chaldean, Yazidi, Druze, whatever – will be fighting each other for the next 100 years.

So. You like spiced rum or not?

 
 

I didn’t start the millions of followers stuff. Read for comprehension.

 
 

I’ve never had spiced rum.

 
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May I suggest you give it a try? There’s several types out there, but I prefer the Captain.

 
 

That’s weird: apparently I’ve already posted in this thread.

Just in passing: please note that Sadr is, at least, an Iraqi nationalist who, despite pledging support for his co-religionists should the US be dumb enough to attack Iran, is unlikely to turn Iraq into an Iranian client state any more than he’ll let it become an American one. America’s favourite Shi-ite leader Sistani, however, is a Persian tool. Your government sure knows how to pick ’em.

 
 

Why do you care if I drink spiced rum? Do you get commission? Is this some kind of lame inside joke??

 
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Hmmm….very touchy on the rum thing.

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
Step out of line, the man come
And take you away

 
 

Oh I get it, you’re a stalker.

 
 

I say take him out! With extreme predjudice. We tried earlier, but not hard enough.

Annie. One question. How many people have you ever killed? I mean, just like you say, shot in the face, heard the round hit bone, saw the spray of red and grey goo blow out the back? ‘Cause it seems awfully easy for you to espouse killing as a solution, and I think you need to shut the fuck up…

mikye

 
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annie,

No, I’m not a stalker – I’m a drunk. Let the good times roll.

 
 

Why do I need to shut the fuck up?? You want a solution to bring the troops home and make Iraq safe and peaceful, you have to make a choice! Because if something isn’t done, and done soon, we won’t be able to contain the violence and it will be an all out civil BLOODBATH.

 
 

*high fives annie*

I’m glad your floors turned out perfect. 🙂

 
 

I was gonna guess drunk! Have you considered that rather than trying to fill the empty hole inside of you with booze that you repent of your sins and take Jesus into your heart? You know He died so that you can live. Isn’t that awesome? He can help you lose your burden, and be free.

He loves you, you know. You don’t have to be in such pain. 🙁

 
 

Because you are calmly sitting there and advocating murder. Either take responsibility for understanding what you are advocating, or go home and shut up, bitch…

mikey

 
 

carpet bombing=making Iraq safe and peaceful.

It’s a feast of clowns up in here.

 
 

I am not a bitch! Who the hell are you! Mruder is happening in Iraq right now, I am advocating an END to it once and for all.

You need to break a few eggs to make an omelette and you sometimes need to crack a few heads to make a point. But if all else fails, BOMB THEM. I mean had anyone with a brain been in charge in the beginning we WOULD have bombed Saddam City to ashes first thing, not renamed it after the dead father of the TERRORIST who runs it now and handed him an army.

Mistakes need to be corrected, no more fucking around!

 
 

carpet bombing=end to murder

[insert clown reference here]

 
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annie, I totally agree. If people would all just hold hands and agree that Jesus wants them to carpetbomb towelheads, we’d all be free of the painful chains that our birth into sin has wrapped us with.

Or something. Gotta pop another Yuengling. “Night, everybody.

 
 

Abortions ain’t retroactive….

 
 

http://missannieangel.blogspot.com/ Nothing says “serious” like THAT website. Hehehe.
Anyways, best solution to Iraq: Every leaves in the middle of the night and veeeery quietly we seal the entire region in with a giant wall. Made of pandas.

 
 

Towel heads? TERRORISTS. Why do you call people towel heads?

When you deliberatly obsifucate the situation you are as bad or WORSE then those you bitch about for doing nothing!

 
 

Oh, Annie’s back.

You know, just the other day I

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Never heard of you, Ed.

 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cid85WBkvc
Creating peace, neo-con style, foo’!
Damn. I can’t find the one where they’re gunning everyone down and yelling, “Do not Run! We are your friends!”

 
 

Annie how do you turn a country into a Freedom loving democracy while at the same time you are trying to make it a haven for Terrorists?

 
 

Perhaps this is a good time to visit the Sadly, No! archivesl. This document from April 2006 looks instructive, as do those that immediately follow it.

 
 

Look, I’m stufffing a fucking pork chop here. So I’ll just say this. Americans like annie have a hard time understanding the suffering and horror that results from their final solutions. Carpet bombing. Shit, you piece of stupid garbage, if you can’t understand what a B-52 can do when it’s pissed, and you talk like that? You are not even close to being human. You are truly an abomination. And I, for one, would fucking LOVE to take you on a tour of a combat zone. You will not endure it well, young lady. By the way, did you know eyeballs *POP* when you step on them? Yeah, it’s a laugh a minute……

mikey

 
 

You can’t fix incompetance with denial. You can’t fix it by burning your heads in the sand. Iraq is one big fuck of a mess, and it’s not getting any better. They’re building a freaking trench now. It’s NUTS.

IMO, the problem is Islam, not everyone is of the same religion in Iraq. Therefore,it should be outlawed in government.

To make a freedom loving country a haven for terrorists, involve religion and make onse sect more powerful than another.

 
 

I give up. You guys were right. She’s just as crazy as the shithouse rat. I’m gonna stuff my pork chop and steam some rice….

mikey

 
 

So since you all have NO PLAN, I guess you’ll all be voting Republican until the troops come home……right?????

Hmmmmmmmm………

 
 

Annie kicked your butts guys, don;t just take my word for it, take hers!

http://missannieangel.blogspot.com/2006/09/this-is-funny.html

 
 

What a blog you have there Annie, I particularly liked this entry

http://missannieangel.blogspot.com/2006/09/fuck.html

 
 

I think you’re being sarcastic, sonic.

 
 

Well – we can make fun of the annie’s of the world or we can make fun of them and do something productive also.

I love this site and I think most of you are hilarious but isn’t it time we took a stand? I just ran across the site I linked to above and I know where I will be Oct. 5th. How about you all?

 
 

So when Mel Gibson said “Its all the Jews’ fault’ he was wrong? Its actually all the Muslims’ fault? Do Hindus and Buddhist share any of the blame? Do Christians have any responsibility?

And Annie, George Bush has stated over and over America will stay in Iraq until it becomes a Freedom loving democracy. Are you saying that isn’t the goal at all in Iraq?

 
 

Stuffed pork chops. I’m jelious.

 
 

Sarcastic? little old me?

I don’t even know the meaning of the word.

xxx

S

 
Phoenician in a time of Romans
 

Shi’ites oppress and murder women and whack themselves in the head with machetes. That is nutbar.

And Jews cut the heads of their son’s penises off.

You’re an idiot.

 
 

some of the male regs around here like to humor because she makes it a point to flash plenty of T&A

Just so we’re all on the same page, where is this T&A of which you speak?

 
 

I am not a bitch! Who the hell are you! Mruder is happening in Iraq right now, I am advocating an END to it once and for all.

…by blowing the whole place up?

You can’t fix incompetance with denial. You can’t fix it by burning your heads in the sand. Iraq is one big fuck of a mess, and it’s not getting any better. They’re building a freaking trench now. It’s NUTS.

Since when were liberals denying there was violence in Iraq? Oh right, never.

Why do I need to shut the fuck up?? You want a solution to bring the troops home and make Iraq safe and peaceful, you have to make a choice! Because if something isn’t done, and done soon, we won’t be able to contain the violence and it will be an all out civil BLOODBATH.

At this point, that’s probably a best case scenario. And no, a deus ex machina doesn’t count as a plausible scenario. If the ‘pubs didn’t want that to happen, maybe they should’ve thought of that before invading. Dumbasses.

 
 

Jews don’t cut the heads of their son’s penises off. That’s rabidly anti-semitic!!!!

SInce you all have no plan, and your party has no plan, how can you in good faith VOTE for a Democrat? Either they will fuck you over and continue doing the same thing the Republicans are doing or they will………..

what???????

what’s the plan?????????

 
 

Annie, one question mark is usually sufficient.

I see promise in Annie though, is she the next Pamela?

 
Phoenician in a time of Romans
 

Jews don’t cut the heads of their son’s penises off. That’s rabidly anti-semitic!!!!

It’s like watching a goldfish trying to understand television.

People, from an outsider’s perspective, Annieangel is the true face of America.

 
 

Is the plan secret??? ?? ?

 
Phoenician in a time of Romans
 

Carpet bomb Sadr City. Problem solved. Anyone else gets uppity, carpet bomb them. I’ve had enough, this needs to be dealt with.

Deuteronomy 5:17.

I’m a better Christian than you, and I’m agnostic. Poor, poor little Annieangel…

 
 

Oh so you think that the people in charge of the military should make decisions based on their religion?????

Wow. Brave stand to take in a liberal bastion such as this. I thought Bush was bad for listening to God?

 
 

adnoto: thanks for the link. Sounds like a good way to spend a Thursday. Anybody else planning to join the protest?

mikey: bon appetit — you’ve earned it, and then some.

Phoenician: yes, yes, yes and yes.

annie: the meds are for your own good — try to rest now.

 
 

Med cracks, how endless september. :/

 
 

To answer the parody’s question:I think the Democrat plan is that, fuck it, these people are going to kill each other weither we’re there or not, so let’s not be there.
Works for me.
I don’t get why it doesn’t work for everyone else. With such disregard for their lives as to advocate omnicide to end the killings, what the hell do you care if they keep killing each of when we leave in a year?
Sorry. I like finding loop holes in fake stances. It’s a hobby.

 
 

Leaving Iraq as it is irresponsible. Isn’t that the point you all make? That we had no right to make this mess? If that is your stance, you have to have a plan to fix it, to make right the mistakes of those who were in power and did something that you, as an American financed and did nothing to stop????

So now you just say fuck you? Kill each other forever, involve Iran and Turkey, who WILL invade over the Kurdish situation, and expect the people to love us??

Are you serious??

 
 

Keeping America safe has NO PART in your plan there buddy. You’d be reading WAY worse articles than this one if you get that plan through.

 
 

I gotta side with mikey. It’s awful brave to talk about carpet bombing anyone who gets “uppity” and outlawing religion in other countries when you yourself don’t have to get your hands dirty.

 
 

Outlawing religion?? You didn’t read very well. Outlawing religion in government. You do know how the Iraqi government is set up, don’t you? How would you feel to be a Christian in Iraq? Or an atheist????

All of us have dirty hands, brother. E pluribus unum!

 
 

My plan for keeping America safe would involve comprehensive boarder seciruty and smart usage of law enforcement. But that’s here nor there.
See, NOW this is becoming fun!
Wait, what? You’re saying we should kill every living person in Iraq, then get snarky when “our” (the collective hivemind that is the left-of-the-right) doesn’t have a plan to fix it?
Is leaving Iraq now irresponsable? Well, sure, probably. I would say it’s probbaly LESS irresponsable then entering it in the first place was, but sure. However, I don’t really care abour Iraqis now, and I sure didn’t care about them then.
So, do YOU have a plan to fix it that doesn’t involve mass graves? Cause if not, then I dun wanna hear about it. And, no, you can’t just say “stay the course” Hope is not a plan.

I don’t care if they love us. Why would I? If i want love, I’ll get a kitten.

See, I’m guessing those “worse articles” you allude to involve more terrorist attacks (withing the US. Apparently the ones going off daily don’t count to anyone) Which brings me back to my orriginal point of boarder security and comprehensive law enforcement. Considering the mind-bogglingly higher probability of me being killed in a traffic accident or break in gone wrong, i’m not to concerned about to possibilty of a terrorist attack once ever five years or so.

Before you bring it up; yeah, 9/11 was terrible. But the most outragious thing about the attack was that they managed to pull it off.

People (and you know who you are) like to compare this GWOT to WWII and the Cold War. This is WRONG, in every important respect, but let’s pretend that it’s correct.
WWII ended sixty years ago. Cold War ended over a decade ago.
There’re still Nazis.
There’re still Communists.
What the hell makes you think you can eradicate Terrorists?

Whoo! That’s enough lucidity for ME! Who wants to get drunk and play Navy Field?

 
Phoenician in a time of Romans
 

Oh so you think that the people in charge of the military should make decisions based on their religion?????

Nope. I just demonstrated to everyone reading this silly comments thread that you, Annieangel, are not a Christian.

Me, I cheerfully admit to being a heretic. You, you’re covered by Matthew 7:15-23.

Poor, poor little annieangel. Just smart enough to know that people are laughing at her, too stupid to understand why…

 
 

We all have dirty hands cause we didn’t, what, gun down high ranking administration officials to keep them from attacking? Or flying tackle them at the VERY POINT that they were about to pick up the phone to order the attack?
Lewinski didn’t give ME a blow job. And I didn’t invade Iraq.

I voted Kerry. That’s what we do in America to stop insane politicians.

Not that I liked Kerry. But he wasn’t sticking the nation’s fingers in a socket, you get my drift?

 
 

I believe in the seperation of Church and state. I wouldn’t ant a Muslim in our military making decisions based on the Koran. Render to Ceasar and all.

You idiot.

 
 

I don’t care if Iraq is turned to a pile of ashes. NOt one bit. As long as it’s not America. The ideology needs to be stamped out, the ideology that breeds hate in it’s rat infested slum shit hole controlled by a madman.

Bomb the shit out of it, give the moderates in Iraq a chance at a decent life. Sadr is a murderous thug, and anyone living there after the PURGES his “army” has been carrying out, well they are all fucking criminal nutcases too.

No great loss.

 
 

Border security doesn’t stop clean cut, well dressed terrorists from getting student visas.

You think we should build a wall to enclose ourselves?? LOL, thank God you all are powerless and will remain so.

The reason the Dems are so weak politically is that they are just as scared of terrorists as you.

 
 

QED, Annie. QED.

Okay now, seriously, game time.

 
 

It doesn’t matter who you voted for to the people who are being terrorised by Shi’ite nutbar death squads.

 
 

I actually mis-wrote, my apologies. I meant to say it’s pretty goddamn balsy to call for outlawing religion in countries where you have otherwise no say in and, frankly, are doing nothing about. Again, my apologies. I do agree that it’s a darn fine idea to keep religion out of, well, basically everything but the churchhouse (or mosque or synagouge or what have you), I don’t know if I’d have the gumption to tell another country what they should and shouldn’t do, and not expect a sneer, ya know? Still, to be clear, if you’re really concerned about religion in government, we’ve got plenty to deal with here before you go sticking your nose in someone else’s business.

And yeah, we all have blood on our hands, one way or another. I just can’t get behind the idea that the only way to wash ’em clean is to dump more blood on them. But, hey, carry on, Lady MacBeth, whatever helps you get through the night.

 
 

Um WE are the ones who set up the government in Iraq……….so ummmm……huh????

 
 

Another stroke…if someone says s/he doesn’t care if Iraq is “reduced to a pile of ash. Not one bit”, how does one believe that person is truly concerned with the moderates in the now-ashen Iraq or those threatened by terrorist squads?

 
 

I’m more concerned with Iraq spirally further out of control and for American lives, don’t doubt it. But in oder to bring the troops home, we have to make the country stable. It’s our duty now. Like it or not.

 
 

And on that group of typos, I’m out of here. I hope I’ve given you all something to think about, the Dems are gonna lay low to cover their own asses, just wait. 🙂

*Kisses*

 
 

Wow. I’m late to the party and jumping ahead to post this, but just….Wow.

“Although my personal dream, is if we could blow something up in Israel and blame it on Iran. Then Israel can go nuts and nuke Iran and all the nutbars will rush to fight in Israel and they can all kill each other. ”

Can we introduce annie to pam, and let them initiate mutally assured destruction?

 
 

” don’t care if Iraq is turned to a pile of ashes. NOt one bit. As long as it’s not America. The ideology needs to be stamped out, the ideology that breeds hate in it’s rat infested slum shit hole controlled by a madman.”

Well, there’s some truth to that. Because annieangel is a hate-filled vile inhuman thing if she really believes this.

 
 

Dang, she’s good (not logical, you see; just good at pulling reactions).

I had another response post going in here, but I figure it would be better to ask mikey how the chops turned out.

 
 

Ya know, I actually agree. We, as a country – maybe not united and definately not fully informed – went into Iraq and made an already humongous mess even worse through incompetence, mendacity and sheer pig-ignorance on the part of our elected represenatives and government officials. The really funny thing is, the humongous mess Iraq already was is more or less our responsibility, as well, a responsibility we’ve done nothing but fumble. We trade barbs and talk policy, and people are dying because our “leaders” don’t give a damn and dirty little cowards with no souls are more than willing to see innocent blood shed to keep away some polemic booger man. I agree, our leaders lied and lied, and even though many of us were against it, a responsible nation, like a responsible adult, knows that sometimes you have to clean up a mess you didn’t make but made in your name.

I just don’t believe that anyone in the halls of power really give a shit. Not about the troops, not about Iraqi citizens caught in the crossfire, certainly not about freedom or democracy or happiness for anyone but them. They don’t have to, for they suffer no losses. It’s all a game to them.

I also don’t believe that the only thing we, as a responsible nation, can do to help a country we’ve so maligned over the past few decades, for absolutely no damn good reason to boot, is bring more death and destruction. I honestly don’t see how that can lead to anything but genocide. There has got to be a better way. Unfortunately, the only options I can come up with would require a radical, fundamental change in the mindset of the powers that be, and frankly, they have absolutely no reason to work in the best interest of the greater good. They ain’t hurtin’ one bit the way things are.

Furthermore, I honestly don’t believe them that howl the bloodiest and loudest for more death, more destruction, more hatred and more shattered lives really give a good goddamn about anything but their own safety. It’s an almost visceral dislike, just…ugly. There’ll always be an “other” to fear, and who’s death one wishes for to protect him/her from the next “other” is merely a matter of degrees.

 
 

TC,

True, s/he’s a classic old-school troll – say outrageous shit to get a reaction and resist any attempt to actually defend said outrageous shit – but if you’ll notice, people throw her one or two serious bones, realize she’s at best dumb as a stump, tell her to fuck off in various ways, and move on to alcohol. I think the whole “internet troll” thing is a depressing a statement on humanity in general and modern culture in general*, I must admit it does the spirit good to have some easily passed-over douchebag when you have a mission statement in you. I’m finding people rarely express such sentiments in public these days, but the annonimity of the internet allows them to show the inner ugly.

On a more general stroke, if the last six or so years have convinced me of anything, it’s that it’s a waste of time to debate with people who seriously hold such loathesome opinions. It’s like that old saw about teaching a pig to dance, or trying to convince a Klansman that interracial marriage that doesn’t involve him actually marrying someone of another race really isn’t any of his business. Fuck them clowns, there’s serious work to be done.

* People being unctuous assholes for no other reason than to make other people upset. It’s a sign of a general shitty attitude about life, I think.

 
Freshly Squeezed Cynic
 

“Why do I need to shut the fuck up?? You want a solution to bring the troops home and make Iraq safe and peaceful, you have to make a choice! Because if something isn’t done, and done soon, we won’t be able to contain the violence and it will be an all out civil BLOODBATH.”

They make a desert and they call it peace.

 
 

Guys- debating Annie is a waste-o-time. I mean it. She’s fun to have around cuz she’s cuh-waaaaazy, but you won’t get any serious replies from her.

 
 

The report seems pretty non-eventful. Yes, terrorists will be disillusioned when we win in Iraq. And they will be emboldened if we cut and run.

The report also declares that we have damaged Al-Qaeda, contradicting leftist claims about the War on Terror.

If you read all of the declassified sections of the report, you’ll find that nothing in it supports the Pelosi-Dean-Reid-Murtha Democrats’ demand to cut-and-run from Iraq.

In fact, the report states: “If democratic reform efforts in Muslim majority nations progress over the next five years, political participation probably would drive a wedge between intransigent extremists and groups willing to use the political process to achieve their local objectives.”

In other words, Democracy in Iraq will reduce terrorism.

The far left New York Times distorted this document and embarrased themselves.

 
 

And when it comes to Clinton’s interview of lies.

Harry Smith: “Elizabeth Palmer live in Pakistan this morning, thank you. I’m going to go back now to Michael Scheuer once again. Let’s talk about what President Clinton had to say on Fox yesterday. He basically laid blame at the feet of the CIA and the FBI for not being able to certify or verify that Osama bin Laden was responsible for a number of different attacks. Does that ring true to you?”

Michael Scheuer: “No, sir, I don’t think so. The president seems to be able, the former president seems to be able to deny facts with impugnity. Bin Laden is alive today because Mr. Clinton, Mr. Sandy Berger, and Mr. Richard Clarke refused to kill him. That’s the bottom line. And every time he says what he said to Chris Wallace on Fox, he defames the CIA especially, and the men and women who risk their lives to give his administration repeated chances to kill bin Laden.”

Harry Smith: “Alright, is the Bush administration any less responsible for not finishing the job in Tora Bora?”

Michael Scheuer: “Oh, I think there’s plenty of blame to go around, sir, but the fact of the matter is that the Bush Administration had one chance that they botched, and the Clinton Administration had eight to ten chances that they refused to try. At least at Tora Bora our forces were on the ground. We didn’t push the point. But it’s just, it’s an incredible kind of situation for the American people over the weekend to hear their former president mislead them.”

 
 

Scheuer also says: “In spring 1998, I briefed Mr. Clarke and senior CIA, Department of Defense and FBI officers on a plan to kidnap bin Laden. Mr. Clarke’s reaction was that “it was just a thinly disguised attempt to assassinate bin Laden.” I replied that if he wanted bin Laden dead, we could do the job quickly. Mr. Clarke’s response was that the president did not want bin Laden assassinated, and that we had no authority to do so.

Bin Laden only lives today because Clinton didn’t want him dead.

 
 

Gary — what does this prove other than Fox is full of it? And that Michael Scheuer is covering his arse? At this point prominent republicans are indisputedly guilty of the following:

1. vigorously opposing Clinton’s attempts to get bin Laden;

2. failing to respond, or even recognize, the terrorist threats for the first 8 months of W’s reign (remember Ashcroft’s vaunted war on pornography? Thought not.);

3. Utterly blowing the management of the war in Afganistan, most especially at Tora Bora.

Oops. I forgot that some hack on Fox can declare Clinton unhinged or dishonest, and that is supposed conclusively dispose of the matter. It is one of those newfangled rules of logic I just can’t wrap my head around.

 
 

This thread is already too long, but I want to repeat something someone else said. Isn’t annieangel a parody troll? She (?) has to be. Just check her blog. I think Gary is fake too. Or at least the person pretending to be the original Gary.

So aren’t we just talking to ourselves? It’s good to vent anger at wingnut nonsense, but if the trolls aren’t actually expressing their own beliefs, there’s no point in it, right? Anyways, I fell for it too.

 
 

Yeah, Annie is a professional troll and Gary…seemed a bit too coherent. Hell if a fact will make a difference to “true believers” but here goes.

Gary: Assassination is illegal. Extrajudicial execution is illegal. I’d have thought you would appreciate Clinton following the law. As far as Iraq, I don’t think Americans signed up to fight some other country’s terrorists (foreign or domestic).

Annie: Hi. I hate your life too!!!!!?!?!?! 🙂 🙂 🙂 :} :>

 
 

steve_e: Check the thread I linked to above. It should clear things up about annieangel.

 
 

Ah, very true.

I am so lazy.
*Reminder to self: check all links first*

 
 

LOL, I was quite serious in my statements about Iraq, and my statements that you all are clueless.

Call me names all you want, but this thread is proof you don’t know anything about Iraq, and have no interest in learning.

Which is why you better all vote Republican. And ummmmm, yeah. This board is interesting because if you don’t like what is being said, or don’t understand it, you call troll so you don’t have to think aobut the truth.

🙂

 
Hate Encrusted Eyes
 

Annie is proof of the degeneation of Christian thinking in the world.
When intellegent people left the Church its theology deteriorated terribly. Such goofy half cooked beliefs and truths. Ultimately a little dangerous. A little too easy for the unscrupulous to manipulate and control.

 
 

I’m just curious as to where Annie is getting all her vastly superior knowledge about Iraq. Do the wingnuts have Sooper Sekrit Nooz Sorses? Or is she just reading the same information we all are through crazy-ass colored glasses?

But I ain’t gonna ask her, because I don’t feed trolls.

 
 

annieangel said,

September 27, 2006 at 3:46

I declared victory. But unless you start being nice to me, I’m not going to leave.
———————————

Excellent…FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT!

Please stay forever…

 
 

All of us have dirty hands, brother. E pluribus unum!

Not me, I was still a minor when the U.S. invaded Iraq.

Leaving Iraq as it is irresponsible. Isn’t that the point you all make? That we had no right to make this mess? If that is your stance, you have to have a plan to fix it, to make right the mistakes of those who were in power and did something that you, as an American financed and did nothing to stop????

Now, I can empathize with this position, as this is what I believed in the early run of the Iraq occupation. Now, however, I believe it’s too late to make the country stable, if it were even possible at all.

Jews don’t cut the heads of their son’s penises off. That’s rabidly anti-semitic!!!!

He’s talking about a bris, you dumbass.

I don’t care if Iraq is turned to a pile of ashes. NOt one bit. As long as it’s not America. The ideology needs to be stamped out, the ideology that breeds hate in it’s rat infested slum shit hole controlled by a madman.

Bomb the shit out of it, give the moderates in Iraq a chance at a decent life. Sadr is a murderous thug, and anyone living there after the PURGES his “army� has been carrying out, well they are all fucking criminal nutcases too.

No great loss.

Along with:

Why do I need to shut the fuck up?? You want a solution to bring the troops home and make Iraq safe and peaceful, you have to make a choice! Because if something isn’t done, and done soon, we won’t be able to contain the violence and it will be an all out civil BLOODBATH.

You don’t want Iraq to turn into an all out bloodbath, so we should just kill everyone? That doesn’t make any sense. Quit pretending you care about the Iraqis. You’ve already established that their lives are meaningless to you.

SInce you all have no plan, and your party has no plan, how can you in good faith VOTE for a Democrat? Either they will fuck you over and continue doing the same thing the Republicans are doing or they will………..

Riddle me this, Batman. How do the Pubs plan to stabalize Iraq? And don’t give a simple non-descript answer like “kill all der terrists” or some shit like that. I want to see a real plan.

Annie, you are probably one of the shrillest people in the world. “Iraq’s a mess, so vote for the peoplez who caused it!!!1!!11 Bomb dem all111!!!11?! Kill all teh womenz & chidrenz0rz!11!!11%*#13!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!”

Also, like most conservative posters, you always seem to “conveniantly” ignore my comments. Scared?

 
 

I was thinking the same thing. I mean, she clearly disagrees with Juan Cole about just about everything, so that must mean she has advanced degrees in middle eastern studies and speaks many of the local languages, and reads everything she can on the topic. Yeah. Sure.

Here’s my problem with most of these wingnuts, trolls, parodies and whatever else they might be. There are actually very few problems you can kill your way out of. This advocating killing everyone to stop the killing has to be some kind of joke, because it’s so deeply logically flawed. And the fact that they are allowed to keep talking about some kind of “Victory” in iraq is ludicrous. Everyone involved from the generals to the iraqi government agrees there is no military solution. Let me make that real clear: There is not going to be any victory”. American troops serve only as an irritant, and as a target. Leaving them on the ground in iraq in no way contributes to any “victory”, and only serves to exacerbate the violence. You cannot kill people to compel them to stop killing. This is so simple and so obvious the very existance of a supposed “debate” on the issue is ridiculous.

Here’s the answer: Stop killing iraqis. Stop letting iraqis kill americans. Yeah, the place is a mess right now, and if you can’t make a positive contribution to a solution, at least stop contributing to the problem…

mikey

 
 

When you make an intelligent comment, I’ll respond. If you trash me, I’ll ignore you.

Simple.

 
 

Oh god, this is like some horrible flashback. Do we have to go through this again?

 
 

If you don’t remember….YOU started it in the first place. 😀

 
 

Although my personal dream, is if we could blow something up in Israel and blame it on Iran. Then Israel can go nuts and nuke Iran and all the nutbars will rush to fight in Israel and they can all kill each other.

This is the grand unified theory of religious winguttery.

 
 

A suggestion, annie’s new nickname:

Little Anal Annie…

 
 

When you make an intelligent comment, I’ll respond. If you trash me, I’ll ignore you.

Simple.

Bullshit. You’ve responded to people who’ve trashed you worse than I have.

 
 

Annie is kinda like a more refined Gary, Brad. Of course they’re both fake and not worth getting worked up over, but it’s fun to bounce arguments around with ’em. It’s like a practice run with talking points and circular logic.
Wax on, wax off…

Frankly, more then once it’s been VERY difficult to discriminate between a parody wingnut and an actual wingnut; which is sad in so many ways, but makes for good practice.

And I’d like an answer to my question of where this belief that we can eliminate terrorists comes from.

 
 

Jesus Christ, people…..

What part of “troll” are you having a hard time understanding?

Look, it’s simple: she doesn’t necessarily believe a damn thing she’s saying to you. She likes seeing you get mad and spend lots and lots of time composing reasoned responses to her.

Every time you do that, you give her what she wants.

She doesn’t want an honest discussion – she wants to see you get upset so she can laugh at you.

You are giving her exactly what she wants.

If you really don’t like her and what she stands for – why would you give her what she wants? It’s pure stupidity on your part.

Have you just not heard the term “internet troll” before? Or did you perhaps think they were mythical creatures?

I almost feel like Marlon Perkins here, from “Wild Kingdom”. This is a real, live, internet troll. Feeding them is potentially dangerous to your IQ. It also makes you look unbelievably n00bish. Just stop.

 
 

Jillian, bug off! You make shit up about me because you are ENVIOUS of my intelligence, my wit, and the fact that men LIKE me.

I can’t help it, I’m just a nice person. And I am not a troll, I discussed the topic, Jillian, you are the one trolling, and trying your hardest to get the attention off me and back onto you.

Sad. Pathetic. I mean, really!

You have only posted on this thread to BITCH about me. Grow up!

 
 

Over the last few years, I’ve read thousands of blog comments about the Iraq insurgency; during the same period I’ve seen dozens of people testifying that Red Dawn is a favorite wingnut movie. Mikey’s comment above, however, is the first time that I’ve seen anyone articulate what we’ve all been thinking: the Iraqi resistance precisely mirrors what any red-blooded ‘murrican would do. Wolverines! Fuck yeah! Wolverines!

But then I go to Mikey’s blog and what do I find? The bastard hasn’t posted anything new since early June, and before that he seemed to be putting up comments only every couple of weeks or so.

So now you’re going to tell me that “It’s OK, he’s always here at SN! with his insight and ability to marshall facts against the forces of stupidity.” I want to call bullshit on that — he’s backpaged into the comments, so that one has to wade through the sewage produced by Annie and Gary in order to see what he has to say.

I’m probably just voicing the majority opinion when I say this, but by hiding away as he does, MIKEY IS HURTING AMERICA.

 
 

She doesn’t want an honest discussion – she wants to see you get upset so she can laugh at you.

What if I remain calm, will that work?

I can’t help it, I’m just a nice person.

You reccomended, in all seriousness, bombing Iraq…how the hell does that make you a “nice” person. Last time I checked, ‘nice’ and ‘having homocidal tendencies’ were antonyms.

Jillian, bug off! You make shit up about me because you are ENVIOUS of my intelligence, my wit, and the fact that men LIKE me.

1. You’re confusing envy and pity. Like I said, it doesn’t take a whole lot of intellegence to think that fighting an ideology via genocide is in any way moral.
2. Assuming Jillian’s a heterosexual male, I don’t think he’s concerned whether other men like him or not.

And I am not a troll,

Troll, Orc, Ogre, whatever. I say “tomato”, you say “tomahto”, and I say “who the hell calls it a ‘tomahto’?”

 
 

As far as I know, Jillian is a woman.

So anyone who hold positions opposite yours is a troll?

When will you realize that your won party is scared to death to have any control over what is going on right now so they are selling their ideals out??? They are chickenshit, they are spineless and you should be demanding they do SOMETHING, but yet you just keep bitching like you have been forever…..lol.

You can’t even tell me what the Dems would DO if they could to end the mess in Iraq. Why?? Becuase the Dems don’t say SHIT about Iraq.

That should make you mad, not me. You’ve turned into a bunch of whiners, you want the Republicans to fix Iraq? Make sure to vote for ’em!!!! And to keep voting for ’em cuz they aint pulling out of Iraq any time soon!!!!

 
 

You can’t even tell me what the Dems would DO if they could to end the mess in Iraq. Why?? Becuase the Dems don’t say SHIT about Iraq.

1. Democrats != Liberals; The Democrats are one of the main reasons I support a multi-party system, so that people don’t have to settle for less.

2. You never answered my question of what the Pubs are doing other than continuing what’s caused this problem in the first place.

You’ve turned into a bunch of whiners, you want the Republicans to fix Iraq?

When did I, or anyone for that matter, say that? The reich wingers have the Touch of Midas. The only difference is that instead of gold, everything they touch turns into a giant pile of shit.

Make sure to vote for ‘em!!!! And to keep voting for ‘em cuz they aint pulling out of Iraq any time soon!!!!

“Vote against everyone’s best intrests because I said so.” Do you even listen to what you say?

 
 

Obviously the Republicans will continue to do what they are doing, that should make you happy.

So what’s your counterplan? What’s the plan?? Your lips are flapping, but you aren’t saying a thing. 🙂

You hate the situation in Iraq, yet you have NO PLAN to fix it, excpt to whine that Bush got us into this mess…..but you say you don’t want the Republicans to finish the job so you must have a VALID plan other than END THE WAR!!!!!!!! FREE SADDAM!!!!!! BUSH SUCKS@!@!#### EAT IT COBAGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@

So what is it? Why can’t you answer that question? If there was an organized opposition to Bush, you think there would be a SOLUTION.

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So what is it? Why can’t you answer that question?

Answered here.

Poor, poor Annie. Just smart enough to know she’s being laughed at, too stupid to know why.

 
 

FREE SADDAM!!!!!!

Who the hell ever said that? News flash: pulling positions of the opposing side out of your ass is not an effective debating technique.

BUSH SUCKS@!@!#### EAT IT

Did it ever occur to you that we might not like Bush for a reason? Then again, you’ve shown repeatedly that you’re incapable of thinking twice on anything.

You hate the situation in Iraq, yet you have NO PLAN to fix it, excpt to whine that Bush got us into this mess….

So, you’re saying you love the situation in Iraq, is that it?

And why the hell should I have to come up with a plan? I’m not working on the reconstruction. And even if I did, that doesn’t mean those in power will listen to me. However, I will provide some basics that you will convenienty ignore.

1. Set up definate goals (not vague goals, like “democracy” or “peace”) and/or set up a timetable for gradual withdrawl.

2. Stop capturing people without charges and stop torturing them. I cannot stress this enough. The only thing this accomplishes is pissing everybody off.

3. Esatablish an actual police force in Iraq. A foreign military cannot act as an effective police force, as they are not trained in the subtleties of peacekeeping. Note that the # of active officers will be part of the goals in part 1.

4. Replace the chronies that are working on the reconstruction with people who have actual skills and experience in this kind of work.

This is just a rough list, but it’s a whole lot better than your final solution of “Bomb da fuxxorz!!!11!!111!!!”.

 
 

Is that the official Democrat party platform on Iraq?

It’s quite vague.

 
 

Is that the official Democrat party platform on Iraq?

It’s quite vague.

Actually, I just thought of those points on the fly. I could add exact goals, but I wouldn’t know what would be needed, as I’ve already established that this is not my profession (also, we are living in the age of soundbytes). Still, I don’t see you coming up with any better ideas.

 
 

Well I was looking for what the Dems plan to do, because no offense, you’re not goig to get a chance to personally do anything, so you will have to back the Dems if you don’t want the Repubs right???

Sooooo, what exactly will you be backing? If you throw your vote away on a third party or an independent, you might as well just vote Republican. 🙂

Do you understand what I’m getting at? D’ya ken me?? I think what I’ve been asking is pretty damned clear, and I also think it’s clear that there is no answer. 🙂

I mean 🙁

 
 

I’ll leave you to think about it, I’ll check back tomorrow. Goodnight.

 
 

You’d think this would be even more obvious to a conservative than to a liberal, this willingness to kill for nationalism. This anger and outrage at foreign military occupiers on their land. Would an occupier be sensitive to American cultural beliefs? How sensitive do you think a twenty year old high school dropout kansas farmboy is? Come on folks, you can get this if you’ll actually think…

Mikey, “thinking” is against annie’s religion. Which is not Christianity, but Neoconservatism, or maybe just Wingnuttery. Because nobody who’d actually read & understood the New Testament could be so eager to see millions of other human beings murdered. And from what annie writes, getting to watch such murder happen up close and personal would excite her to the point of orgasm. Like her Dear Leader, she’s missing the essential brain function which keeps most of us over the age of four from enjoying other living beings’ suffering.

Although I did greatly enjoy the irony factor behind this comment:

You can’t fix incompetance with denial. You can’t fix it by burning your heads in the sand. Iraq is one big fuck of a mess, and it’s not getting any better. They’re building a freaking trench now. It’s NUTS.
IMO, the problem is Islam, not everyone is of the same religion in Iraq. Therefore,it should be outlawed in government.
To make a freedom loving country a haven for terrorists, involve religion and make onse sect more powerful than another.

Surely, since Bush’s handlers “can’t fix incompetance with denial”… he should admit that he’s so far in over his head that he’ll never see daylight again.

And since “not everyone is of the same religion in AMERICA, “Therefore,it should be outlawed in government.”

So… according to annie, Bush should stop pretending to be a Christian, and all Wingnut propaganda designed to tell the rest of us how to have sex, who we can marry, and whether our children deserve an education based on science instead of superstition should be outlawed? Hey, I like that idea, but she’d be the first to scream that I was oppressing her by pointing out that she’s dumber than your average lab rat (which has the ability to learn NOT to press the lever which produces an electric shock).

 
 

Well I was looking for what the Dems plan to do

There’s this marvelous thing on the internets called “Google” with which you can search for all sorts of information. These “Dems” also seem to have a website of their own where such things as official platforms are parked for your perusing pleasure. What a remarkable world we live in!

 
 

I’m ignoring the envious bitch who doesn’t know me but who is looking for points from Jillian.

Tigri,

Why can’t the Dems here tell me? Are you saying they haven’t even Googled it to find out for themselves???

 
 

Perhaps they just don’t want to do your work for you.

 
 

“You make shit up about me because you are ENVIOUS of my intelligence, my wit, and the fact that men LIKE me.”

Pre-op trannies don’t count anal annie…

 
 

Well I was looking for what the Dems plan to do, because no offense, you’re not goig to get a chance to personally do anything,

None taken, I’m too moral to be a politician. Also, I’m more of a math person, so I wouldn’t be good with the legalese.

so you will have to back the Dems if you don’t want the Repubs right???

No, I can vote for a 3rd party candidate. And like I said, this is why I support a multi-party system.

 
 

How is telling me your party’s position MY WORK???

LOL!

Ummm, sure vote third party, please. :):):)

 
 

Ummm, sure vote third party, please.

I never said that I would I just said that I could.

Besides, why would I take the advice of a homocidal sociopath like you?

 
 

You said you want to know the Democratic platform, so go look it up. It’s not anyone here’s job to find you information at your request, it’s your job to educate yourself.

 
 

I wnat to know if anyone HERE knows what it is. WHy is that so hard for you to grasp?? Or for anyone here to grasp???

🙂 you are in a sinking ship, but the rats are the only onles who will not drown. 🙂

 
 

It’s obvious who hneeds to be educted, you all mouth off and bitch and yet you don’t know a damn thing about what is going on, or what your party’s plan is to fix it if you vote them into power, in like 20 years. 🙂

 
 

Because you didn’t say that, you said you wanted to know what it was. You need to speak more precisely if you want to be comprehended.

 
 

Oh give me a break. That’s pretty lame, tiggie. I mean, really.

 
 

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