Coach Dave is One Bitter Dude
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol!
Rosie Is the Radical
Warning: May offend sugary-sweet Christians. Read at your own risk.
Allow me to be brief. I think my head is about to explode. I am sick and tired of the way our language is being misused. Our schools aren’t educating our kids, parents are glued to Desperate Housewives, and our churches spend all of their time catching angel fish in an aquarium rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.
How in the world can Rosie O’Donnell get a TV show? How can anyone take her seriously? Won’t anyone call her on her idiocy? She said “radical Christianity� was as serious a threat as Islam. She should be thrown off of TV and her deviant rear-end should never be seen again.
In Coach Dave’s house, it’s only cool to watch deviant rear-ends when they appear on a computer screen and are under the age of 18.
She sleeps with women of all things!
The nerve! What kind of pervert wants to sleep with women?
In Islamic countries she would be a dead-woman walking. Tolerant America gives her a TV show. No wait…a second TV show. Why can’t I get one? I sleep with a woman. And, it’s legit.
I.e., “I have a dick.”
Actually, I’d be all in favor of giving Coach Dave a TV show- it’d be a political roundtable featuring Pastor Swank, Marie Jon’ and Kaye Grogan. It’d be the most entertaining hour on televison, as long as Coach Dave could refrain from talking about fucking his wife.
ABC and the media make me want to puke. Loud-mouthed she-men want to tell us how to raise our children, re-define all that is right and wrong, force us to accept their deviant behavior, and call us names when we don’t bend over and take it.
Y’better watch out, Coach Dave- Rosie’s put on the strap-on and she’s coming to get you.
I’m sick of it and, actually, now looking for a barf bag. When will we wake up? How much more can you take?
OK, everybody, a one, and a two, and a one-two-three-four:
“WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! OH NO, WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT!
WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT… ANYMOOOOOOOORRRRR-AAAAAAAH!!!
We think the gays are scary
Don’t want them getting married
If you’re pro-life, this is your sonnnnnnng-aaaaah!
We will not suffer fools and
We want more prayer in schools ’cause
It’s our dream to make a theocrac-eeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaah!
WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! OH NO, WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT!
WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT… ANYMOOOOOOOORRRRR-AAAAAAAH!!!”
I’ll say it….everyone else is afraid. I’ve still got some Christian testosterone. Not only is Rosie O’Donnell a radical, she lives a perverted lifestyle. She is a bully who wants to force her form of deviancy on the rest of us, shove it down our throats and legislate that we accept it.
Rosie wants to pass legislation that’ll force me to sleep with women? That bitch! Who does she think she is?
She thinks that because she is a rich, famous, spoiled celebrity that she knows what is best for all of us. SHE knows what’s right. SHE knows what’s best. SHE is a better person than the rest of is.
You’re a pervert, Rosie. You are a horrible example for the children of America. You’re bombastic, arrogant, and condescending. Do us all a favor….go away. Leave us alone and stop pontificating your leftist bilge into our living room.
Hey, Coach Dave? Y’ever hear of, you know, turning off the TV? ‘Cause the best way to make disagreeable celebrities go away is by not watching them.
Save the hate speech accusation. I don’t hate you, I pity you. But I hate what you and your ilk are doing to America, as you line your pockets with money and your sidewalks with body guards. You are worse than the Taliban…your way or the highway…leading America down the path of destruction.
Oh, and by the way, there is no separation of church and state in America, you dummy.
With radicals like you, who needs terrorists? The Cultural Taliban will be our ruin.
The Cultural Taliban… who wants to make us sleep with women… my God what monsters these Hollyweirdos are.
“Oh, and by the way, there is no separation of church and state in America, you dummy”….followed by “The Cultural Taliban will be our ruin”- if stupidity were explosive, Coach Dave would be under investigation by the I.A.E.A.
Cultural Taliban? I haven’t heard that one before- has Coach Dave coined a new phrase? Who is part of this nefarious pack of villains? Hollywood lesbians, for one. Coach Dave, tell me who else is leading America down the path of destruction!
Oh, and Brad, when Coach Dave says *his* sleeping with a woman is legit, it’s not because he has a dick, it’s because he’s married. I believe his article is about premarital sex as a way of calling out his own son’s deviant behavior. Or maybe he’s suggesting that we need to accept gay marriage, and the “Cultural Taliban” is preventing that from happening. After all, the Taliban is a very reactionary organization, so that’s a more fit analogy.
I’m so confused.
Liberals cannot stand when decent folks from the heartland tell them how it is, through the bias. They scream “hate speech.” They call names. But we will prevail, we have goodness on our side and support America.
‘I don’t hate you. I pity you.’
This is a small-town dimwit’s favorite trope. It goes right alongside using using ‘and/or’ in conversation.
“Gary”- that’s a pretty good impression of the real Gary.
Coach Dave is the feel-good hit of the fall!
It feels good to see a fundie get all peeved at being called out for once in the past six freakin plus years. Why did it take Rosie to get this out there?
And it would have been fun to see Coach take on someone who drenches themselves in gravitas like Brian Williams or something.
I just can’t believe that Rosie is gonna outlaw regular Christian marriage and force everyone in the US to have one of them gay marriages. Just imagine, homo nups for everyone! Why, with her fantastic lesbo-powers, terrible strap-on of doom, and daytime television talk show, there’s no telling how much havoc she could wreak. Someone, stop her now!
FundieDome-
Two Fundies enter, one fundies leaves! (to continue on to next week’s show.)
FundieSurvivor-
Watch what happens when 500 Christian and Islamic fundies are plopped down on a deserted tropical island. Hilarity and High jinx ensue!
What a wonderful world it would be.
“In Islamic countries she would be a dead-woman walking. Tolerant America gives her a TV show.”
Coach Dave is right — we need to be more like these Islamic countries.
Jeez, didn’t Coach Dave watch A League of Their Own? Rosie played baseball! How bad could she be?
Why is it every right wing hyper-straight homo-hater can’t seem to resist the “shoving down our throats” line?
Hmm?
our churches spend all of their time catching angel fish in an aquarium rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.
I got a 730 on the verbal portion of my SATs and I have no idea what this metaphor is supposed to mean. When I stare at it too long, I start to feel like I’m about to poop myself.
Avon Lady!
Candygram!
She sleeps with women of all things!
Whereas Coach Dave prefers sheep.
Gary: “Liberals…..call names. ”
Coach Dave: “Loud-mouthed she-men…. she lives a perverted lifestyle. She is a bully…… You’re a pervert, Rosie. You are a horrible example for the children of America. You’re bombastic, arrogant, and condescending…You are worse than the Taliban….”
Uh huh. Sure, Gary.
Coach Dave’s peevishness at being called a theocrat by Rosie O’Donnell: the rage of Taliban at seeing itself in the mirror.
(My apologies to Oscar Wilde.)
GoatBoy said, “Why is it every right wing hyper-straight homo-hater can’t seem to resist the ‘shoving down our throats’ line?”…
I prefer “Loud-mouthed she-men want to tell us how to raise our children, re-define all that is right and wrong, force us to accept their deviant behavior, and call us names when we don’t bend over and take it.” for pure homoerotolicious goodness.
“Why is it every right wing hyper-straight homo-hater can’t seem to resist the “shoving down our throatsâ€? line?”
Because once they start talking about being made to “bend over and take it” they get all excited and can’t stop?
At least Coach Dave stopped short of calling Rosie a spaghetti-pusher. There are limits, after all.
It’s not Rosie O’Donnell who outrages and disgusts me. It’s her ilk. She’s not so bad. But her ilk! I hate it! Or, her! Or, them! Hey, do I have an ilk? Is it, like,
a sick deer, only bigger? I don’t care. Goddamn that ilk of hers. Unfashionable opinion? Tough.
I tried to go to the store the other day, but I couldn’t get out of my house because the sidewalk was lined with Rosie’s Ilk’s bodyguards.
Damn Cultural Taliban!
She should be thrown off of TV and her deviant rear-end should never be seen again.
Your son was busted for kiddie porn.
Loud-mouthed she-men want to tell us how to raise our children, re-define all that is right and wrong, force us to accept their deviant behavior, and call us names when we don’t bend over and take it.
As far as I know, Rosie’s kids were never busted for kiddie porn. Rosie 1, Coach Dave 0.
Not only is Rosie O’Donnell a radical, she lives a perverted lifestyle.
More perverted than your son, who was busted for kiddie porn? I don’t think so.
You’re a pervert, Rosie. You are a horrible example for the children of America.
Your son got busted for…. Ah, never mind.
I am amused that not only does El Coach Diablo (meh, not going to catch, is it?) bitch and moan about Rosie being a pervert for having consenual sex with other women, he also lambasts America’s parents for not doing their job. All this after his own son gets busted for kiddie porn in his house.
Ye Olde Bait and Switch. Quick, look over that way! A more evil evil and ooooh scary homos! Pay no attention to the federal charges behind the curtain!
I also enjoy that paragraph, “SHE doesn’t know what’s best for us all; only I know that!”
Is it wrong to take grim pleasure out of watching people spiral down in their own insanity?
This here Rosie/Christian contreversy is the gift that just keeps on giving. I find it hilarious that these wingnuts are outraged, outraged I say by her contention that radical christians are dangerous in the world, and they respond with the well thought out, highly nuanced, carefully researched argument “Well, she’s a lesbian!!”
mikey
“I am sick and tired of the way our language is being misused.”…followed by…”and our churches spend all of their time catching angel fish in an aquarium rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.”
Apparently, not and sick or tired enough.
Gary Ruppert said,September 20, 2006 at 15:10
Liberals cannot stand when decent folks from the heartland …
If Coach Dave is “decent folks” America is in a heap of hurt.
Damn liberal lesbians forcing the children of decent folks to download kiddie porn!
Have they no shame?
Gay agenda!
“rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.â€?
Wouldn’t they just sort of flop around until they suffocated? Dangerous, perhaps, but it would be a Darwin-award shoo-in if you died from getting to close to a suffocating, flopping shark.
Unless…
“Who is it?”
“Candygram”
She thinks that because she is a rich, famous, spoiled celebrity that she knows what is best for all of us. SHE knows what’s right. SHE knows what’s best. SHE is a better person than the rest of is.
Not like that dear Coach Dave. HE would never pretend to be the holder of knowledge that allows him to declare authoritavely how society should run. HE would never assume his personal creed is the best way. HE would never place himself above his fellow human, angrily judging and condemning others with bombast, arrogance and condescension.
JK47
Your son got busted for…. Ah, never mind.
No no! do go on. His son got busted for what, again?
Wow! That rant was off the hook.
Producers at The View should work on their accuracy: They target liberal woman between the ages of 18 and 60, and hit guys like Coach Dave. Of course, most men would duck the flack behind a remote control, but brave, brave, brave, braaaave Sir Robin here is a spaghetti puller. And spaghetti pullers don’t know how to quit – even when they’re wrong.
I can almost see Coach Dave frothing at the mouth, his breath coming in gasps as he shouts at the television: “There’s no Freedom of Speech in America, you dummy!�
Oh, and didn’t this uber-dad’s son get caught with kiddie-porn on Coach Dave’s computer? That must have been the Liberals’ fault for not instituting the death penalty against homosexual celebrities.
Loud-mouthed she-men want to tell us how to raise our children, re-define all that is right and wrong, force us to accept their deviant behavior, and call us names when we don’t bend over and take it.
But enough about Ann Coulter. Ba-da-da! Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
This here Rosie/Christian contreversy is the gift that just keeps on giving. I find it hilarious that these wingnuts are outraged, outraged I say by her contention that radical christians are dangerous in the world, and they respond with the well thought out, highly nuanced, carefully researched argument “Well, she’s a lesbian!!�
Oh, Christ on rye hold the mayo, Mikey! Surely you must recall the very dangerous Lesbo Crusades of the Middle Ages, when the Pope-ess of Lesbos sent her troop-ettes unto Jerusalem for the cause of homo nups global?
That’s right!! Lesbians are dangerous!!!!1! Remember gym class??1!/?!?1/
(Heyyy, maybe that’s what happened to Coach…)
Tolerant America gives her a TV show. No wait…a second TV show. Why can’t I get one?
No idea, coach. Obviously, her twenty-odd years of experience in show business aside, Rosie O’Donnell has absolutely no qualifications to host a talk show. I assume they just pulled her off the street and asked, “Hey! Are you a loud-mouthed lesbian? How about a TV show?” Because, as we all know, that’s exactly how things work in Hollywood.
He complains about the state of writing in America, and then he write this badly-written column. (Fishing for angel fish? What?)
Plus, his son got caught with child porn. You should have mentioned that more, Brad.
Oh, and by the way, there is no separation of church and state in America, you dummy.
I think fundies think if they just keep repeating that over and over, while clicking their heels, it will eventually come to pass. They might be right.
Liberals and their ilk? You’ve seen them?
And I’m pretty sure this is Rosie’s third show. I remember some standup show she hosted in the 80s. It was on basic cable, so maybe it doesn’t count.
I’ve still got some Christian testosterone.
Dude, put that thing away! You’re gettin’ jizz all over my hymnal.
“She sleeps with women of all things!”
How HORRIBLE! Clearly she should be more like Coach Dave and sleep with young…men.
Somebody PLEASE bring this post to Coach Dave’s attention…maybe we’ll get really lucky and the poor smuck will post to defend his family’s honor…talk about comedy GOLD!
“Christian testosterone”?!
The idea of Coach Dave’s ball juice turnin’ the other cheek and doin’ unto others and stuff. just… kind of… yeah. Well, that’s an image that isn’t going to go away for a while.
ACLU!
our churches spend all of their time catching angel fish in an aquarium rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.
Didn’t Jesus say to his apostles that they were fishers of men?
Maybe Coach Dave is a biblical literalist.
Rosie’s put on the strap-on and she’s coming to get you
You know, that would be the worstest thing EVAR. If I saw that happen, I think I’d immediately run my testicles through the office shredder.
That said, I’d still pay to see it.
Rosie O’Donnell also had a sitcom on the early days of Fox, as I recall. (I can’t believe I’m looking this up…) There it is, “Stand By Your Man,” starring alongside Melissa Gilbert, 1992. They’re the original odd couple!
For the record–Rosie with a strap-on usn’t necessarily the worst thing ever. It’s Rosie raping Coach Dave with a strap-on. *SHUDDER*
Loud mouthed she men
Force and shove it down our throats
Pontificating leftist bilge
21st Century Schizoid Dave!
No, the original odd couple was Tony Randall and Jack Klugman.
For the record–Rosie with a strap-on usn’t necessarily the worst thing ever. It’s Rosie raping Coach Dave with a strap-on. *SHUDDER*
Actually, I think that would be the BEST thing ever.
Nah, I’m pretty sure Troy McClure was in it.
(The ‘original odd couple’ show, that is, not the strap-on fantasy. Yet.)
Actually, THE original “Odd Couple” was Art Carney and Walter Matthau.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odd_Couple
Nah, I’m pretty sure Troy McClure was in it.
Lesbian on man strap-on necrophilia?
You mean like Dykes Pork Dead? I heard that volume 17 is due out next week.
DARN YOU CLINT!
I was hoping that someone would claim that it was Matthau and Lemmon, so that I could come back and claim that it was Matthau and Carney.
This woman would rather sleep with a woman than Coach Dave.
I think Jesus would be right proud of Coach Dave. That was a beautiful Christian rant right there.
To be fair, Rosie O’Donnell did give us Riding the Bus with My Sister. Whether or not her ilk was involved as well is unclear.
No, no, not liberals and their Ilk.. liberals and their Elk, you know, the horns…
quick, everybody hide! Coach Dave has discovered our true kink!
Shorter Coach Dave:
Son getting caught looking at kiddie porn make Coach Dave MAD! Make Coach Dave want to SMASH!
Hey gjdodger, thanks for the King Crimson — one of the few tonics effective in cleansing the Coach “Lesbo Turned my Kid Pervy” Dave from my palate. Although my own palate-cleansing metaphor has now called up an appallingly creepy image and now I need another dose of something . . .
Wow, remind me to never get Coach Dave mad. I’ll have to try not to sleep with any women in front of him.
I think the “original odd couple” thing was self-conscious. As in every summer every other upcoming wacky sitcom will feature “the original odd couple”.
That’s how I read it anyway. And I lolled a bit, too.
Bloggofascist said,
“rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.�
Wouldn’t they just sort of flop around until they suffocated?
Clearly you’ve never been to Venice during the shark season. So many sharks that they block the canals, until they are confronted by the churches, and the christian testosterone drives them away.
It doesn’t seem wise for someone calling himself ‘Coach’ to be ranting about his special variety of testosterone. Isn’t there enough suspicion already about sportsmen and synthetic steroids?
GoatBoy–
Simpsons Episode [8F12]:
Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care’.
I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a
retired criminal. We’re the original Odd Couple!
Mebbe Coach Dave can unleash his Christian testosterone on this:
http://www.sexinchrist.com/
Aww, Coach Dave is just jealous because Rosie has better luck with the ladies than he does….
Clearly you’ve never been to Venice during the shark season.
Whaa? When ISN’T it shark season in Venice? I mean, if all those buffed out X-Sweatin’ bladers on the strand aren’t sharks, then…Huh? Whaddaya mean “the OTHER one”? Oh, there’s one in ITALY?? Um, never mind…
mikey
Men have carried guns since there was flint.
Men have carried guns for four billion years? WOW!
“More perverted than your son, who was busted for kiddie porn? I don’t think so.”
Yeah, but if it was girls he was lookin’ at, well then, nothin’ wrong wit’ a bit’a hetro paedo now and again. Remember, nothing is in any way immoral unless it involves gayness.
Men have carried guns for four billion years? WOW!
If Jesus had a gun, he wouldn’t’ve been crucified–everyone knows testosterone is regulated by how many guns you have. It’s a sad irony that his Christian testosterone failed because he didn’t have any guns.
Fuck it, this cold medicine is messing with my head.
Has anyone told Super Dave Osbourne that Coach Dave is stealing his style and adding Christian Testosterone?
jeebus
our churches spend all of their time catching angel fish in an aquarium rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.
I believe Coach Dave is referring to the shark attack on marriage.
Sorry, Andrew; I’m a theatre guy by nature (so ya know the Coach would just loooooove me!) and I had to blurt it out. I played Murray the Cop in my college’s production.
Lemmon and Matthau rocked the cinematic house, though.
Shorter Coach Dave:
Rosie O’Donnell had the nerve to compare Christians to radical Islamists. All serious Christians should call for her death over this insult.
Not *this* kind, damnit!!1!
Actually, the most disturbing thing about that scenario–aside from the sheer, visual anti-aestheticism of it all–would be Coach Dave’s repeated cries of, “Harder! Deeper!1! Yyyyeesssssssss!!1!!!” Those’d give me nightmares.
I just wanted to say that I love the musical references on this blog. I think I share a record collection with you guys.
I remember that episode of the TV series “The Odd Couple” where Felix surprised Oscar with a strap-on, and hijinks ensued. No, wait, maybe I don’t.
Best intro ever.
Why, no, I don’t have any substantial points to make, but thanks for asking.
“Oh, and by the way, there is no separation of church and state in America, you dummy.”
WTF!!!! Since when??? An amazing announcement of disconnect. Can someone please explain to me how THIS wasn’t addressed in the post?
“Lesley said,
September 20, 2006 at 19:59
This woman would rather sleep with a woman than Coach Dave. ”
I fully support Lesley in this, and I think Sadly, No! no should host the video proving it to Coach Dave.
“Oh, and by the way, there is no separation of church and state in America, you dummy.�
Yeah, dummy! You’re gay, and you sleep with icky women, and Michael Moore is fat!
Now I can continue chastising loud-mouthed she-men, but damn this 170 an hour thing is starting to get prohibitive.
Shield and Standard
The Aryan Nations Shield
Its Very Meaning Is What the Jews Hate!
1. THE CROWN: The symbol of our Father’s complete and Immutable sovereignty over all things, the one and only God. whose name is YAHWEH.
2. THE THREE JEWELS: Of the Crown symbolize the Divine and complete perfection of the Triune absolute of our Father the Everliving God. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit.
3. THE SHIELD: A symbol of our Christian Faith and trust in His perfect Law and Covenants He made to them that keep the faith.
4. THE TWO-EDGED SWORD: A symbol of truth and proceeds forth solely from Him and shall by His Divine sovereign will, be the instrument of His vengeance upon all that hate Him.
5. THE REVOLVING RESURRECTION CROSS: Centered on the Sword of Truth, symbolizing the returning to righteousness of our Race, who yet one day will be placed on the right hand of Christ in faith of the sure promise of resurrection.
6. THE CROSS of JACOB: Symbolizing the blessings to Israel centers on the Sword of Truth and Resurrection Cross. The Three bars on each of the four corners symbolize the Twelve Tribes of His Racial Nations; inheritance in His Kingdom.
7. THE SQUARE: Outline symbolizes the Divinely appointed four-square formation and order commanded by YAHWEH of Hosts for the armies of the tribes of Israel in the beginning as His Nation and the symbol of the four-square city of His new Jerusalem with twelve gates for the tribes of Israel, the Adamic Aryan Race of God.
Dale Johnsen: “Throughout Yah’shua’ life (JesusChrist’ life) on earth, He obeyed all of God’s law perfectly. Of all the 613 commands [in the Mosaic code], He obeyed every single one that applied to Him. He is the only One who ever did this. Thus, through His perfectly sinless life, fulfilled the law on behalf of a sinful human race which was unable to keep it.”
YAH’SHUA(Jesus Christ) DID NOT BRING A NEW RELIGION.
To state that the Messiah did not bring a new religion almost feels like stating the
obvious. Sadly though there seem to be many that think that is exactly what He did
do. Why is that?
A misunderstanding of what Torah is, is the basis of this idea. Also the mixing of
pagan worship into Messianic teaching has led to a religion that is entirely different
to the teaching given to Moses. The Messiah(Yah’shua;known to most in the west by the latinized name of Jesus.We only use his correct Hebrew name, the name given by God to his only begotten son) followed the “Law of Mosesâ€? perfectly.
The Torah (law) given to Moses was a ‘Living Law’ that was put in motion by YHWH.
Following that law was designed to give the whole nation of Israel a life of peace,
prosperity and joy. Please understand this Torah Lives, like the law of gravity it is in
motion all the time. You cannot change the law of gravity, you cannot change Torah.
Only YHWH can modify His Torah. Torah was the terms of the Covenant with Israel
(all 12 tribes) Yah’shua(Jesus Christ) brought us a Renewed Covenant out of Love, the basic
Torah was not changed. His death on the stake brought us forgiveness for breaking
Torah, if we accept His shed Blood for forgiveness, repent and are baptised.
With the laying on of hands following baptism we receive the Ruach Ha Qodesh (Set
Apart Spirit), why do we need the Ruach Ha Qodesh?
Without the Ruach Ancient Israel was unable to live by Torah, they backslid all the
time, the Ruach is given to us, upon repentance and baptism, to help us to live
by Torah and to lead us into all Truth.
Before we can repent properly we first have to know what we need to repent of.
The Pharisaical Judaism that Messiah complained about has Talmudic teachings that
are not Torah any more than Modern day,westernized ‘Christianity’ is. That is why they needed to repent, not
because Yah’shua Ha Mashiach brought a new religion. HE did NOT!
“[Christian fundamentalists must] take dominion over the US…[abolish democracy] which is actually heresy…[establish a theocratic republic] under biblical law…True to the letter of Old Testament law, homosexuals, adulterers, blasphemers, astrologers, [and for such offenses as] abortion, heresy, apostasy…will be executed.”
-Rousas John Rushdoony, President, Chalcedon Foundation, in Christianity Today, Democracy as Heresy.
“…we will see the beginning of massive killing of abortionists and their staffs. In time the killing, in protection of the innocent, will begin to spill over into the killing of the police and military who attempt to protect them…members of Planned Parenthood, and other pro-abortion/choice organizations will be sought and terminated as vermin are terminated.”
-Father David Trosch, Director, Life Enterprises Unlimited,
Letter to Members of Congress.
“What should we do? We should do what thousands of people across this nation are doing. We should be forming militias…There are plans of resistance being made…Churches can form militia days and teach their men how to fight…This Christmas, I want you to do the most loving thing…buy each of your children an SKS rifle and 500 rounds of ammunition…”
-Reverend Matthew Trewhella, Director, Missionaries to the
Preborn, addressing the Wisconsin Convention of the US Taxpayers Party.
”Young men of faith{My brothers through the grace of our Lord and saviour Yah’shua Messiah} I stand before you{as the voice of one crying out in the wilderness}that you may hear the battle-cry {Which is sounded this day} From the Lord your God.
You {who are shepherds} are to form localized militia in order that you may protect your flocks.You are called to be executors of Biblical law upon this nation{seeing as the state repudiates it’s own responsibility to do so}.Young men of faith….Strong,wise and self-controlled…Merciful whenever possible, ferocious when not ! You are to form death squads ! {you must}… Seek out local drug dealers,Communists,Pimps,abortionists and all corruptors of youth {all dens of iniquity} and execute ! execute ! execute !…..Drag their bodies through the streets and raise your right hand to the sky,proclaiming the Laws and statutes given to us by the king of heaven and {to the glory of} his only begotten son”.
– Pastor Josiah Abraham II,addressing Christian Identity{Youth of the true Israelites} Rally in Belfast 2005 shortly before being deported.
Google the following;
Richard Kelly Hoskins.
Read ‘Vigilantes of Christendom’ By Richard Kelly Hoskins.
Phinehas Priesthood.
Christian identity Churches.
Kinism.
Dominionist theory.
Read ‘A time to kill’ By the Reverend Michael Bray.
Eric Rudolf.
Paul Hill.
Gary North.
Read ‘The Turner Diaries’ By Andrew Mcdonald.
Nauvoo militia.
Read…. ultimate questions by John Blanchard.
Strategic Executive Assassination (SEA):
The Army of God Will Soon Start Assassinating America’s New Nobility
http://www.Armyofgod.com
http://www.christiangallery.com
Strategic Executive Assassination (SEA):
The Army of God Will Soon Start Assassinating America’s New Nobility
Strategic Executive Assassination (SEA):
The Army of God Will Soon Start Assassinating America’s New Nobility
You guys are going to start killing the Bush family?
omg! Have you guys heard the latest Lynx & Lamb? They sure are the whitest!
So get off this comment page. We’re discussing serious things, like sharks.
Hey, Travis–Dominionist and Nazi spambots sighted a few posts up, “entertaining” us with their pathetic, religion-for-mongoloids* symbolism (TEH SQUARE!!!1!) and death threats. Please make them go away.
* I apologise to all the mongoloids out there since, by and large, you’re far better people that these.
Oops. My spellcheck had “apologise” underlined, but I hit “submit” anyway. I guess the Dom/Nazi st00pid rubs off, and I apologize.
What’s on yourShield and Standard?
1. THE FROWN: The symbol of my father’s complete and immutable sovereignty over the family car, when I used to ask to borrow it, who would say get your own car, DAMMIT.
2. THE THREE MUSKETEERS: Symbolizing something about three guys. Uh, they were the wise men who visited Baby Jeebus at his condo or something. I think they were Porthos, Athos and Atrios.
3. THE SHINGLE: A PIECE of TOAST upon which BEEF that has been CHIPPED shall be SERVED and CONSUMED.
4. THE FIVE-BLADED RAZOR: A symbol of truth and proceeds forth across my chin by Gilette’s sovereign will, be the instrument of vengeance upon all persistent stubble.
5. THE REVOLVING RESURRECTION CROSS: C’mon baby, let’s do the twist: round n’ around n’ around n’ around; round n’ around n’ around n’ around; (repeat)
6. THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE: Symbolizing linked sets of words and phrases that represent the Truth of the Crossword. Three across: _ _ _ _ corners; Twelve down: _ _ _ _ _ Nations
7. THE T-SQUARE: Outline symbols and trace four-square formations of the four-square city with twelve gates and 11 ladies dancing and 10 drummers drumming or whatever.
Well played, Major. [golf clap]