Shorter Mary Ann Glendon as Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Following up on our earlier post (click here or scroll down.) [Adapted from a comment we left at World O’Crap, inspired by Doug Gillett.]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: First Contact:

I will not sacrifice the Enterprise, I have made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. But not again, the line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they’ve done!

Mary Ann Glendon in the Wall Street Journal:

This whole judicial review crap has gone on far enough! I will not sacrifice the sanctity of marriage, we have made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our armed forces, and we fall back. They get their own TV shows, and we fall back. But not again, the line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they’ve done!

[This post basically entirely rewritten from a shorter, a concept inspired by busy, busy, busy from an idea by D-Squared.]

 

Comments: 2

 
 
 

I inspired something? Besides contempt in a member of the opposite sex? Huzzah!

 
 

I’m not sure your post captures jean-luc quite correctly. When picard says “the line must be drawn here“, it sounds more like hyahhh!

 
 

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