A Glimpse Of The Future In Which Glenn Reynolds’s Robotic Foot Stomps On Human Face — Forever!

A late night dose of musical transhumanism with some robotics thrown in.



It was long rumored that the following showed the sad end-of-line moment of Instabot5000 whose synthvox was appropriately programmed with the voice of Slim Pickens:

And could this be his counterpart Helenbot9D9, a Randroid pleasure model who zaps liberals and fixes sammiches? It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

But the Insties’ consciousnesseseses live on, controlling an ever more formidable exoskeleton while absorbing other wingnuts along the way until its physical strength finally matches their triumphant will and ideological certitude and then…OMG*!

Also, too:
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*Cf classic Sadly here and here.

 

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The Eilers cover of M.E. is amazing, btw.

 
 

Yeah, you start with such beauty and end really far out in wherethefuckistan…

 
 

I’d rather see Glenn Reynolds’ robotic foot stomping on a human face forever than to see Glenn Reynolds’ robotic dong slamming into a sexy robot‘s, uh, intake port.

 
 

But the Insties’ consciousnesseseses live on, controlling an ever more formidable exoskeleton while absorbing other wingnuts along the way until its physical strength finally matches their triumphant will and ideological certitude and then…OMG*!

Doltron!

 
 

B4 = Win.

That is all.

 
 

? Shake it, Shake it, Sexy Robot…?

darn you, B^4!
~

 
 

Chrissa — starting with such beauty and ending up in wherethefuckistan is also known as driving on I-75 from the serenely undulating landscape of the Northeastern exurbs of Atlanta to the hills and hollers just outside of Chatanooga where there isn’t even country music to be found on the radio

 
 

Not be left out of any collection of random robot song links:

The Humans Are Dead by Flight of the Conchords

 
 

darn you, B^4!

Resistance to the Pinker Tones hegemony is futile! How about the lounge version? Just found this and now I’m totally in love with Virginia Maestro. I think Glenn Reynolds would prefer a Betty Boopbot, a Flappertron3000, if you will.

Now that I’ve infested everyone with earworms, I think I shall sleep off my graveyard shift.

 
The Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot
 

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The Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot On A Normal Day said

Fixed that for you, bro!

 
 

Or sis, as the case may be.

 
The Central Scrutinizer
 

You have just destroyed one model XOJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker. And you’re gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven’t got a chance.

 
 

I’d rather see Glenn Reynolds’ robotic foot stomping on a human face forever than to see Glenn Reynolds’ robotic dong slamming into a sexy robot‘s, uh, intake port.

Too late! Such a thing already exists:

Ole Perfesser pron

 
 

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten.
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen’ heinen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen heiften gelockten schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

 
 

Can we just put Reynolds brain in a jar and call it good? I hear Yuggoth is lovely this time of year.

 
 

The white zone is for loading, and unloading only.

 
 

The white zone is for loading, and unloading only.

Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ2EPeq1TK0

 
 

I can’t load plug-ins right now. Evidently the last Chrome update fucked up my relationship with Flash, and my tech support is sleeping, and HTML Mencken is on fire.

Harrumph.

 
 

The Central Scrutinizer said

Are you possibly the CS formerly seen at the Eschaton who has/had a blue healer?

If so, very nice to see you again.

I just happened to stumble into a righteous internet situation that doesn’t involve starbucks or the spam filter cock block, that has kept me from these pages for so long. I’ve missed you guys, though I suspect that some of you might not have missed me.

“From here to Ubiquity” for the time being anyway.

xoxxox,
K

 
 

I just got done with a week of night-flying and I’ve got that “stomped by bikers” feeling.

 
 

Hey Wiley!!!! good to see you. wish I could serve as form of ersatz tech support, but I gave up on chrome a while ago, when a version came out that wanted me to log into my google account before letting me browse the intertrons.

/adding intertrons to my dictionary…

 
 

I’ve got that “stomped by bikers” feeling.

Been to that party many times. I hope a hot bath has been taken.

Good to see you sir, I run across the picture of your herb munching feline overlord quite often when searching for shit to watch on one of the many partitions on the franken-top*.

*laptop that went tits up one day that now has cardboard where the keyboard and track pad used to be…praise be that the usb ports work…

 
 

I canna tell you how happy I am to be able to jump into this place again without having to ride two and a half miles down the road to a wifi enabled coffee shop that is not blocked by the Sadly No! spam filter.

WoooooFuckingHooooo!!!! A chance meet-up with a housemate that owed me some money led to a password and access to his wifi.

 
 

Feline overlord decided that I really needed to get up and play with her this morning. So much for my plans to sleep in.

 
 

Feline overlord decided that I really needed to get up and play with her this morning.

They can be quite insistent about such.
.

 
 

Feline overlord decided that I really needed to get up…

Been to that party as well, many times, in fact. As much as it might have pissed me off from time to time, I cherish every one of those moments. While I am currently beast-less, I did have the pleasure of walking a house mate’s dog today.

 
 

I actually have a kitty that has never, ever, pestered me to get up and feed or let her out (or play). She waits until I roll out of bed, and sometimes sleeps in for a few hours after I get up.

She’s the only cat I’ve ever known like this, though.

 
 

EMBRACE YOUR NANOBOT FUTURE!

THE POWER IS ONE HALF ON

MR. BLUE SKY

 
 

Righteous Bubba, you traitor. VOte number 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

*Cf classic Sadly here and here.

The past is gone.

 
 

Hmm, shouldn’t Reynolds have wound up trapped in Maximillian’s body atop a flaming mountain?

 
 

Man a robot Zappa festival and I missed it! And Provider_UNE… is back! And so much HTML Mencken!

It’s too good! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. [cough]

Ok, I’m ok again.

 
 

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