Anchor Baby Tantrum
Posted on January 29th, 2013 by HTML Mencken
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Shorter Michelle Malkin:
“Suicidal GOP senators join open-borders Dems for Shamnesty Redux”
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While GOP leaders push amnesty, Dems rope more immigrants into welfare state”
- Wahhh! BLARG!! Wahhh!! BLARG BLARG!!! Wahhh!!!
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This coming from MalKKKin is particularly rich. She is obviously one of those who pulls up the drawbridge as soon as she is across.
Can we really have an article about anchor babies without mentioning Mitt Romney?
Make sure you wring out the shamnesty before cleaning your windshield.
Question: If GOP senators were serious about cracking down on the systemic, dangerous, ongoing, persistent problem of illegal alien visa overstayers and the failure to enact an effective visa tracking system since before and well after 9/11 (read THIS), why haven’t they pushed for fixing it SEPARATE AND APART from amnesty measures?
Answer: Because these cynical panderers are not serious about ending the backlog of more than 750,000 unvetted visa overstay records.
Michelle Malkin discovers that water is wet, bears shit in woods and the Pope may be Catholic.
YES, dear lady. Well done. You’ve uncovered the truth: the GOP leadership does not give a flying fuck about illegal immigration. Give yourself a hand. No, really, I insist. You deserve it. Go on, give yourself a hand. That’s it. There you go.
Now, follow up question.
Why are these cynical panderers not serious about ending the backlog of more than 750,000 unvetted visa overstay records, despite the “systematic,” “dangerous,” “ongoing,” “persistent” problem of illegal aliens that it creates?
Discuss.
Feel free to entertain outlandish possibilities like “because the Job Creators that we would bravely die for because they’re totally on our side like having a disenfranchised workforce with no rights and therefore no recourse against their employers.”
Or even more outlandish possibilities like “we, the conservative people of these United States, like having an imported workforce to do the shitty jobs we consider too good for us, like picking avocados out in the hot sun.”
Esta señora tiene toda la razón. La verdad es que nosotros los mexicanos somos unos sucios perdedores que abusan del estado de welfare y los beneficios que les tocan a los verdaderos americanos del Heartland. Deberían deportarnos a todos.
As an IT person who gets to compete with H1-B visa holders when jobs are posted, I wouldn’t mind something in the way of immigration reform. H1-B visas let employers outsource to Bangalore without the hassle of intercontinental conference calls. Every time I hear about the dramatic shortage of skilled IT professionals, I have to laugh.
There are plenty of trained, experienced, IT professionals out there ready and willing to trade in their jobs at best buy or wherever they’ve had to take a job to make ends meet, and finally start getting some use out of their education. Few of them want to work at the insultingly low pay and mandatory overtime (well extra hours anyway, lots of programming jobs aren’t eligible for overtime) being advertised by the people crying about a shortage.
Vete al infierno, Ruperto.
Every time I hear about the dramatic shortage of skilled IT professionals under age 50 and willing to work for low wages, I have to laugh.
FIFYA
El hecho es que estoy enamorada.
Yes, GOP, by all means stick with the round-them-up-and-ship-them-out approach. That’s worked so well for you, and the country, in the past.
The fact is Gerardo Ruperto has been maskeraiding as an American citizen ever since Obama opened the borders and gave phones to all the illeagles.
What’s wrong with Gerardo? unlike Gary, he shows up at work on time and sober, makes his racist inflammatory comments with some style and flair and leaves when his shift is over. This is one of the benefits of NAFTA, our trolling has never been so economical or so spicy.
Phones for ill eagles? For house calls?
Can’t get out of the boat, those mangoes are going to be fermented and nasty. But what particular brand of mean-minded nastiness is la Malkina dredging up this time?
I can’t remember what profession her parents were in when they emigrated – was it medical?
I don’t know about anchor babies, but the Real American Babies have gone from little fuzzballs to big fuzzballs.
Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much biology
Don’t know much about a science book
Don’t know much about the French I took
But I do know that I hate you
And if I had a sword to run you through
What a wonderful world this would be
the Real American Babies have gone from little fuzzballs to big fuzzballs.
Those are not kittens.
I was expecting kittens.
That last line is WAY too coherent for Ms. Malkontent.
XXOO.
That is all.
Feel free to entertain outlandish possibilities like “because the Job Creators that we would bravely die for because they’re totally on our side like having a disenfranchised workforce with no rights and therefore no recourse against their employers.”
Or even more outlandish possibilities like “we, the conservative people of these United States, like having an imported workforce to do the shitty jobs we consider too good for us, like picking avocados out in the hot sun.”
I loved this proposed legislation, which kinda pulled the mask off the Tea Party for all but the stupidest to see.
Goddamnit, muffed the link… This is the legislation that should have tipped off the rubes.
Extenderated.
Texas’ proposal to kick out all illegal immigrants (except the maids)
Dominique Strauss Kahn would like to buy this headline a drink, and invite her back to his hotel room to play a robust game of “hide-the-Swiffer.”
One of my college roomies had to take time out from studying to sponsor her dad for citizenship. He was an illegal immigrant, you see, being Chinese.
This is plainly Obama’s fault – what kind of dummy goes with the name “Shamnesty” anyway?
Reagan’s “Amnesty-Merica #1” program was obviously far superior to Shamnesty!
Poor Batboy, first born into a world he never made, then compared to a human monster like Michelle Malkin.
I worry for his self-esteem.
I, for one, gladly await the day Malkin-AnchorBaby fines & ignominously deports herself. Pour encourager les autres.
What a disturbing picture. You’d think our national media, no matter how puerile and tabloidy, would have some sense of self-respect and indeed basic humanity. At least the Bat-boy photo below has some legitimate news value.