> God, I hate Muslims and liberals.

Oh… yeah, that’s teh stuff…

Damn Gavin. Pick out a good “Blondie” and fix her up with fishnets and garters and I’ll – um – I’ll OWE you one…

mikey

Lord, if only I could have talked to Gavin, all this might have been avoided…

DbD, putting the seq back into non-sequiter.

Dear GOD! What is WRONG with her leg in the third panel??????

Dear GOD! What is WRONG with her leg in the third panel??????

It’s a typical scar that resulted from her liberal indoctrination chip installed while she was at college.

You didn’t get yours?

Oh, this is going to end badly, somehow I just know it is.

Oh, this is going to end badly, somehow I just know it is.

I love it when that thought flits through my mind. Usually shortly after I’ve chewed up the last half-sheet of blotter and twisted the throttle all the way open. And turned off the headlight ’cause it was hurting my eyes…

mikey

3:1 there’s a miscarriage at 23 1/2 weeks so some hamfisted abortion polemic may result.

Okay, the next installment needs her to be beaten to a bloody pulp (1st panel), getting an apology from him for having hurt “us” (2nd panel), and apologizing herself (3rd panel) at a press conference for having incited it, and for having gotten in the way of the VP’s shotgun.

Or would that be too over-the-top?

Am I the only that finds the panels by this cartoonist completely unintelligible?
I don’t get it at all.

Marky,

It’s not you, there’s no “it” to get. He’s that saddest of things, a talentless cartoonist.

I can’t wait for cartoonporn gal to develop cellulite and belly flab… like real chicks do.

Notice the sway back baboon in heat spinal column shape of every female in that strip? No one in their right mind would perpetually stand that way off the porn production set.

Speaking as a semi-professional artist, Chris Muir is teh suck. If my anatomy teacher saw that last panel, he’d have to go sit in the corner and cry for awhile.

Gavin, when are you going to start showing the guys naked?

At least Gavin’s dialogue is more realistic and easier to follow. And thanks a ton for adding the shirt – that nip was nauseatingly dangly.

Okay, here’s the deal:

I say we try to get Chris Muir to dump DbD and start a new comic: “Marie Jon’, Naked Right-Wing Student Nurse.” I’m fairly certain that there’d be a built-in following right here at S,N!

Gentlewoman, have you noticed how all the guys are wearing large, slouchy, shapeless outfits?

When are we going to see the mother from Family Circus naked?

Ah, so she was just funnin’ about wanting an abortion in order to get a commitment from the guy.

ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Am I the only that finds the panels by this cartoonist completely unintelligible?
I don’t get it at all.

nah – me either.

Hey, the guy got more clothes in the “fix” (I guess they had to go some where)

My momentary relief that he actually broke with the lockstep conservatism quickly faded when I realized this is yet another example of Republicans lying to themselves about whether or not there’s room for pro-choice views in the party.

And yes, I’m not looking forward to Jan’s pregnancy “glow”. However, I *am* looking forward to writing captions for her belly.

Gavin will start drawing the guys naked when Chris starts drawing them with some ass. Come on, Muir, I know you’re reading. That guy needs some action going on, you know what I mean. The women are calling out for some sugar too!

When are we going to see the mother from Family Circus naked?

Obviously you never saw the Dysfunctional Family Circus during its heyday.

Amanda- Just like a liberal. Always believing anyone can be redeemed. Now wonder we get hosed so often.

And I love the idea of fetal snark. Maybe Gavin can morph Sadly into a DbD captioning site.

Oh my goodness–he’s black! Won’t somebody think of the children?

Nipples, please.

Holy Jesus. On burned toast. This is an abomination of a cartoon on every level.
So, she’s pregnant with his kid, she wants an abortion, he doesn’t, blah blah, I hate sand niggers and libs, let’s fuck?
The script is unintelligible. There’s no cohesive point, and what I think to be a flaccid attempt at a punch line. I’ve literally seen middle school-ers with better art then this tripe.
This loser has gone beyond using sex appeal as a crutch. He’s using it to prop up the comic’s existence; like a b-grade porn film, the kind you get on late night TV, where all the chicks have horrible boob jobs and they’re not allowed to show genitals.
Look, conservatives. It’s pretty obvious the only reason to bother with the three seconds this “comic” demands is for the titillation, so I’ll give y’all a tip. 4chan.org. Look. Free cartoon porn, and it doesn’t suck, or have a plot written by hyperactive monkeys.

Is it part of the joke that so many people don’t get the joke? I think so.

Sniper: Ah, so she was just funnin’ about wanting an abortion in order to get a commitment from the guy.

oy. You’re right.

Fuck red america.

Ah, so she was just funnin’ about wanting an abortion in order to get a commitment from the guy.

ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

I know. Innit that creepy as hell? She wants to know whether he wants to be a father, so she feints getting an abortion just so’s he’ll own up to it. And she’s the liberal, right? Man, that’s a secure, solid and above all mutually respectful relationship right there, ain’t it?

Tommy Yum:

LOL. dude. Nipples. ROFL.

On the guy or the girl? Gotta be specific or Gav won’t deliver.

Hey, Gav–rather than just tweak DbD, why not create a hodgepodge of a strip by combining elements of Day by Day, Prickly City, Mallard Fillmore and any other “great” conservostrips out there (wasn’t there one about a fetus?). You could call it “Ogop” or “Yrubsenood” or something.

> You could call it “Ogop� or “Yrubsenood� or something.

Or maybe “Skcodnoob”

“Non rutiuqes”?

I am repulsed that this Muir assh*le would suggest that abortion is a “bargaining” tool in relationships, but on reflection, I think he must have been raised in a household where pregnancy was how girls “caught” husbands in the first place.

No one seems to have noticed that the guy has a talking fetus in his belly in the first panel. Pushing the boundaries all the way, that Chris Muir.

BTW Mallard Fillmore is on a roll this week. Apparently if Mel Gibson had made offensive remarks about Christians instead of Jews he would have been the toast of Hollywood. You know it’s true.

I can’t wait until nine months from now, when Muir will be showing us the ass-crack of a long and lithe baby, one with his own adorable set of weird geometric-shaped, purple-colored glasses.

“Apparently if Mel Gibson had made offensive remarks about Christians instead of Jews he would have been the toast of Hollywood. You know it’s true.”

I’m going to have to take your word on this because I can’t bear to look.

A clarification please…

I’ve read somewhere that Muir doesn’t even draw these things. Is that right? If so, who does? The complete lack of teh funny is, of course, entirely Muir’s fault. And since he’s willing to publish them, he bears some responsibility for the cartoons’ look as well. But there’s a special place in hell for whomever actually draws the weirdly scoliotic and always scantily clad fembots of DxD.

BTW Mallard Fillmore is on a roll this week. Apparently if Mel Gibson had made offensive remarks about Christians instead of Jews he would have been the toast of Hollywood. You know it’s true.

Why do you hate the Jews, sad little wingnut duck?

Ortho_bob. Now, lookee here, son. We’ve already had this discussion about the fucking stupid nasty unpleasant and singularly not funny DUCK!! ‘Member that’s how the whole Rex Morgan thang got started. So let’s have no more suggestions that we read, look at or otherwise interact with that stinkin asshole wing-DUCK!!! OK? Please?

mikey

You know, between the little black conservative girl in “Prickly City” and this black conservative dude in “Day by Day,” these cartoonists have increased the population of black conservatives in America by a whopping 35%. Amazing!