Enough Pam! Doesn’t Swank have a mandatory title defense coming up?

I would have gone with fart bubbles or Insty popping a reagan boner, but this, this is better.

Pam’s not smart enough to outsmart you. Her webmaster, on the other hand…, maybe.

What a disturbing picture. I had no idea Pam had an identical twin.

What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, a wingnut machine…

Don’t DO that, letting innocent people click on a link to a sPamela video

I like this picture better.

Enough Pam! Doesn’t Swank have a mandatory title defense coming up?

Swank got stripped of his WWC (World Wingnut Council) title for failing to defend against #1 contender Coach Dave, but he’s going for the vacant IWF (International Wingnut Federation) title against the OX-HO guy on Pay-Per-View on September 23.

Stupid liberal sharks…

You know what I’d pay to see? Tag team death match; The Swankster and Virgin Ben (the original) Vs. Pam “I’m afraid to think for fear my head will explode” and Ann “Secret: Strong enough for a man (who wants to be a woman), but made for a woman (who used to be a man)” Coulter.

Referee: Dr. Mike “Vagina! Vagina!” Adams Ph.D.

Of course, in the audience: MJ’ and J(u)MPP! both muttering to themselves, “I don’t know why they get to be in the ring, I’m WAAAYYY!!!1!!1!! hotter…”

Um, jeff-perado, it’d be legal to go after Dr Mike, too, right? I mean, I have a suspicion we don’t want him hanging around afterwards, feeling useful.

Somebody needs to warn the shark!

Look out, Sharkey!

That shrieking harpy has weaponized cleavage!

God, I love that photo!

Thers-
What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, a wingnut machine…

Ha! Outstanding!

C’mon, where’s the 2nd version with the Baby Ruth bar?

(knock)(knock)

Candygram.

-You’re that wingnut-eating shark, aren’t you?

Sweet Jesus. That video has to be seen to be believed. When she’s talking about Bush is giving money to “the Palis, not Israel, the Palis” she’s moving her finger like the imaginary friend in The Shining.

All it does is swim, and eat, and make non sequitors. And that is ALL IT DOES!

yayshark!!!

Isn’t that the robot shark from Tin Fins?

Bruce, wingnuts are friends, not food!

Coke, booze and breasts.

Yeah!

We also would have accepted a Sam-Jackson-gets-inexplicably-chomped photoshop from Deep Blue Sea. Motherfuking robot sharks…

I guess she realizes no one gives a shit about her opinions, and the wingnuts who go to her site just want to to look at a woman with big tits and no facial hair.

This chick’s a few weeks away from taking it up the ass in her next vlog while staring into camera and saying, “The U.N. must be duhstroyed, before they duhstroy the West.”

Best use of Photoshop evar!

I refuse to believe that a shark would eat Pam. It would spit her out after a bite.

By the way, I hope this inspires some liberal bloggers. Lingerie blogging from Majikthise, wet t-shirt vlogging from Hamsher, Amanda in a school girl uniform, Arianna…okay took it too far.

Our chicks are hotter than their chicks! And are coherent too! Blogging with clothes on means the terrorists win. THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!

Some of us chicks are red-headed librarians, which beats all. for hotness.

IRed-headed librarian types like me also wanna see Pammy-baby jump that shark, preferably on a shriek-powered jetski. Wheeeeeeee!

Don’t you just love Pajamas Media!

From the very beginning, Pajamas Media covered the Mideast War 24/7 from offices basements in Los Angeles, Sydney, Barcelona, Tel Aviv and Seattle.

Since when have Los Angeles, Sydney, Barcelona and Seattle been in the Middle East. Or is this one of those “We are all Middle Easterns now” moments.

Does that shark really think that eating her will provoke a reaction from her?

From the very beginning, Pajamas Media covered the Mideast War 24/7 from offices basements in Los Angeles, Sydney, Barcelona, Tel Aviv and Seattle.

heh indeed.

I once worked for a video production company which tried to make itself seem far more important than it was by claiming that we had offices in Dallas, Chicago, Miami, and Los Angeles when in fact we had simply worked with freelance cameramen in those cities.

So PJ Media hasn’t blown through their venture capital yet???

Hey, if John Bolton gets to eat her, I say the shark should get a turn as well.

Hey, if John Bolton gets to eat her, I say the shark should get a turn as well.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

That is a really big mouth in that picture.

Yup, Pamslice has a big yapper…I wonder if she could do better than Little Oral Annie?

What’s this fascination with poisoning sharks?

You’re sooo wrong. No self-respecting great white would eat that for lunch. Or maybe it’s just yelling at her to shut the fuck up for five seconds.

ROTFLMAO!

Dr bloor said:
Does that shark really think that eating her will provoke a reaction from her?

Does that shark really think that eating her will shut her up?

Wet wingnuts, collect the set!

The shark, fed up with being the subject of a running pop culture cliche, was happy to discover the only animal lower in the ecosystem … and proceeded to jump the Pam.

That picture must have been taken just before Pam turned around, unhinged her jaw, and ate the shark

I refuse to believ a mere shark would be able to even damage the spawn of Cthulhu.

Someone step in here with some Lovecraftblogging now.

Aaauuuugh!! Look at that hideous creature with the huge ugly mouth!

And there’s a shark, too!!

Some of us chicks are red-headed librarians, which beats all. for hotness.

I misread that as “Some of us chicks are red-headed libertarians…” at first. And I thought, “Sure, they’re hot, but they’re also bugfuck crazy, and at the end of the day you don’t want that…”

Then I read it again. Nevermind. That does indeed beat all for hotness.

As some of you less dim-witted dingbats might have noticed, I come here to vent about the count or do research on him and the whole glenn gouldwald/patterico/athe of thpades/niggerfive thang.

I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.

I think that Lars Larsen, a right wing radio guy with a national show was stalked by someone for real. You know, the show up on doorstep type of stalking. real scary fucking shit, not like the way I thcared jeff.

So I am curious about any information about other blog-initated scuffles that erupted into real life.

I would be very interested in learning more about other scuffles and skirmishes and also about the sicko mofos who go around trying to shut down web sites they don’t like. They are the ultimate sissified word warriors, if you think about it. Who are those bad bad boyth who commit denial of thervice attax?

lemme know at: dfrisch@pobox.com

Thanks,

WW

Oh, geez. And this thread was going so well. I don’t suppose the shark is still hungry?

Quick, bring on the video of Pastor Swank in a whippedcream bikini…

Good God, woman. Do you not realize how badly you continue to embarass yourself the more you mention this complete and total nothing you got into with Goldstein? Do you not have friends that tell you, “Say, Deb…you might wanna ratchet down the loonieness, people are starting to talk.”

Jesus…talk about jumping the Pam.

Someone step in here with some Lovecraftblogging now.

Sorry, I got nothing as far as Cthulu. He was on and episode of “The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy“, a Fred Ward flick (Cast a Deadly Spell, 1991), then a Dennis Hopper remake of the Fred Ward flick (Witch Hunt, 1999). And a couple of scenes in Hellboy referencing the Elder Gods.

And, let’s be honest, if you were Cthulu wouldn’t you just take one look and Pam Oshry and retreat back into a hellish netherverse for another 8000 years?

My favorite comment on this from the youtube site was: “Hit the mute and it ain’t half bad.”

I refuse to blog about Cthulhu.

Now, Hello Cthulhu….different subject.

jumping the Pam.

love. it.

Gavin, this is by far your best work yet.

I love this thread. Tinfins, Land Sharks, Bruce, Lovecraft…

If you people were a woman, I wouldn’t be able to marry you. But I’d want to.

I can already see the title of Pam’s next entry: Jaws hates Jews.

Grandma, what big teeth you have!

I would be very interested in learning more about other scuffles and skirmishes

Well, Billy took my bicycle once, so I threw some rocks at him. But I missed an hit his mom. So I started running home and accidently knocked over Mrs. Laneer’s bird bath. Man, was I ever in trouble. I was grounded for a week with no TV for a month…

mikey

I would be very interested in learning more about other scuffles and skirmishes

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog..*sob*..When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Kathleen. Gimme your recipe for fake puke! Talk about your WMD!! Someday they’re gonna let me bring a water bottle on a plane again!! I have had enough of this motherfuckin puke on this motherfuckin plane!!

mikey

Good lord, word warrior, was jail time not enough to dissuade you? It really is time for you to let this go. You’re peeing in the blog-pool.

Let.

It.

Go.

All of Liberal Blogistan will thank you.

P.S. The affected lisp thing is not just obnoxious, but deeply unfunny. Seriously, hon, you’re making the rest of us look bad. Leave this stuff to the professionals.

I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.

Deb, hasn’t your lawyer told you to pipe down on the whole Goldstein thing? I mean. you are being indicted for violating the restraining order he got, right. Please tell me you aren’t going before the judge without one.

Judge: How do you plead Ms Frisch?

Deb: Phuque U, hombre.

If you people were a woman, I wouldn’t be able to marry you. But I’d want to.

you also? I’ve had a mad crush on the Sadly No guys ever since the post about the bunnies cheering “Pwesident Bwush” for vetoing stem-cell research funding. “Oh no bun buns…”

I made it about half way through Pam’s video, then I had to stop.

I always though Pam jumped sharks quite regularly

Judge: How do you plead Ms Frisch?

Deb: Phuque U, hombre.

oh man, Bas. I just scared my co-worker I laughed so hard.

even the ultimate warrior knew when to hang it up.

the latest Pamelot vlog

Pam & Deb: Separated at Birth?

I refuse to believe that a shark would eat Pam. It would spit her out after a bite.

…but only if the shark didn’t break its teeth trying to bite her first…

“Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.”

Or not.

I could pretty easily develop a crush on someone using the name “geoduck”, too.

I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.

I read that as ‘souffle’. My bad.

Though it would’vbe been more amusing to watch.

Pam’s kinda like Fran Drescher. I can’t help wanting to plow that despite the nasally accent. And you leftists, don’t deny just because she’s a rightie. Heated political debates make great foreplay.

Can sharks digest silicone?

As bouyant as those titties may be, vlogging ain’t gonna do Pam no damn good.

Her voice is grating.

She’s the chick you see in a bar that, from a distance, witches your divining rod, but upon opening her mouth, gives you a premature hangover. She’s gonna have to bend over bare-assed and spread ’em, if she wants people to listen to that yapper.

Maybe some would listen. I would flee, or, if trapped, hurl. *Urp*.

The only thing I see in that pic is a great white showing some professional courtesy to an insignificant other.

The strangest garbage washes up on teh b34ch sometimes. Oh, eewww, lookit that! And what is that smell?!?