Frankly, this scrawny stick-figure of an argument – the ol’ “But it’s always been this way!” argument – is so pathetic, it doesn’t even deserve a verbal response. I suggest just slapping a proponent upside the head every time they try to bring it up. Well, maybe you could just shout out the name of another venerable institution that was defended by the same argument with each slap and see how long it takes them to get it:

“Slavery!” *SLAP!*

“Divine right of kings!” *SLAP!*

“Segregation! Jim Crow!” *SLAP!*

And so on…

We’d never say no to a chance to slap Kyle.

And here I thought it was impossible to change something inherent like race and sexuality, but possible to change artificial social constructs like slavery and the definition of marriage. Guess I’ve been taken to homeschool by Kyle…

There’s no such thing as a white Indian.

Huh? If a “white” person and an “Indian” person have a kid, isn’t the kid a “white Indian”?

And here I thought it was impossible to change something inherent like race and sexuality, but possible to change artificial social constructs like slavery and the definition of marriage.

Race is generally considered a social construct, too. And to my knowledge, there is no consensus yet on whether sexuality is “inherent.”

Sure, I might be rewriting the rules, laws and ideas that have governed the world for thousands of years, but that doesn’t matter.

DOH! Kyle just cancelled Christianity in favor of restoring other religious systems dating way back to the Ice Age. Aw crap, we’re living in caves again too.

Do not, I repeat, do not send kids back in time, especially really stupid ones like Kyle. He’ll only turn humanity back into a corn niblet in the primal soup.

I suppose an albino indian , amerind, or african, would be white versions. Gay marriages existed before now. I remember reading about a couple happily married for many years, when the husband died it turned out the she was a woman.

How about Shania Twain? Genetically, she’s completely European (mainly Irish, IIRC). But she was adopted by her Ojibwa stepfather, and therefore is legally a member of the Ojibwa nation.

White Indian. QED.

Or perhaps he meant “a white person from India”, in which case there are lots of those, India being a British colony for centuries and all.

White Indian. QED.

While we appreciate your efforts to inject logic and/or facts into this discussion, Kyle has been inoculated against such debating tricks.

The point is this: There’s no such thing as a well written column by Kyle, and, furthermore, there’s no such thing as a two-term Bush presidency — it’s an oxymoron — only competent presidents get re-elected.

only competent presidents get re-elected.

Well, there is the unfortunate counterexample of Reagan. But I agree that, as with the Adamses, the applicable slogan is “Like Father, Like Son – One Term.”

Returning to the subject of the (supposedly nonexistent) white Indians: Tiger Woods calls
himself Cablinasian
(Caucasian/Black/Indian/Asian), which makes him a white black Asian Indian.

He must be a product of home schooling, with shit-for-brains.

BTW, it’s WorldNutDaily

Does he explain why he chose Indian as his new identity? Does he mean Native American or subcontinental India (the latter would be especially odd given the traditionally open Hindu attitude toward sex)?
Most importantly, what is he smoking and why doesn’t he share?

Umm… whaaaaa?

Sadly, No! points to an article from WorldNetDaily columnist Kyle Williams, who pushes the boundaries of logic: Yesterday, I was white, but today I am no longer ? I am leaving the white race. I am redefining who I am….

Man, I fail to check in for a few days and the next thing you know, someone else is discussing “scrawny stick-figure[s]!” Any chance of some hot, imaginary Kyle-on-Derbs sex?

The scary part to me isn’t that some 12-year-old jackass thinks that this is ‘logical reasoning’. It’s that enough adult conversatives are dumb enough to read this crap and not immediately see how nonsensical it is.
Course, I feel that way when I turn on the TV most of the time, too. Maybe Kyle can get his own TV show. He can deliver those SNL-Andy Rooney intros with his preteen falsetto “You know what really bothers me?”

Wu

Wow. Considering the possible choices–and how remarkably conscious young Kyle is of being white–how long do you think it took him to decide to be “Indian”?

his argument boils down to there’s never been gay marriage so let’s not go there girlfriend.

And the really sad thing about this argument which has been bandied about by more intelligent people than this conservative prodigy is that it’s wrong. As in, factually incorrect. (Many citations here.)

I mean, I don’t expect homeschooled children to know all about the history of marriage, but come on, this is the age of Google, folks!

Race is generally considered a social construct, too.

You missed part of the article:

Genetics increasingly shows that racial and ethnic distinctions are real…

Which is where I was coming from.

And to my knowledge, there is no consensus yet on whether sexuality is “inherent.”

I read this last year:

Sexual identity is wired into the genes, which discounts the concept that homosexuality and transgender sexuality are a choice…

And there ya go.

Shouldn’t social services be alerted? This kid needs some love. Let’s get him some new parents.

Just because this guy homeschools, it does not follow that all homeschoolers are jerks or idiots.

In your justified anger with this fellow’s foolishness, don’t throw your spittle at everything around him. Step back. Relax. Dismantle his arguments. Don’t rip everyone who opts out of traditional schooling.

There’s always been a lottery.

There’s always been a lottery.

Did you win? We wish we had, because when we got married the government didn’t give us health care like they have to do for homosexuals.

Faeries!!*SLAP*

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GOOD GAWSH Y’ALL R A BUNCH A REDNECKIN’ FOOLS. MY GRANDPA WAS ALL WHITE WHICH MADE MY MOM 1/2 WHITE AND 1/2 NATIVE AMERICAN CUZ GRANDMA WAS 4/4 NATIVE AMERICAN (NOT INDIAN, NOT FROM INDIA). IN THE NATIVE WORLD UP HERE WE TAKE 1/2 OF THE BLOOD THAT THE ENROLLED PARENT IS AND THAT IS THE QUANTUM THAT YOU WOULD BE. WE HAVE ALSO TAKEN A FEW ASSININE WASICUS LIKE KYLE AND EVEN ENROLLED THEM BECAUSE OF LINEAGE SOMEWHERE. SO IF SHANIA WANTS TO BE A WHITE NATIVE AMERICAN LET HER BE, THE PRIOR TRIBAL CHAIRMAN OF CHEYENNE RIVER LOOKS JUST BILL CLINTON. (how deceitful these wasicus are…)

Tina you are not a majority here. Your People were defeated so live with it. Sorry your people lost now you’re just “white”.