Teh Worsening
Posted on August 4th, 2011 by HTML Mencken
Above: Der grosse Schlusselsnotzi sez,
“Blarg! I vill eat der Norge!”
Shorter Not-So-Little Debbie Schlussel
Der Anschlussel.com
“Karma #2: Norway Utoya Camp Was Also FATAH PLO Terrorist Camp”
- Those Norwegian kids totally had it coming.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Those Norwegian kids totally had it coming.
That goes without saying. But what about the wingnuts? WON’T ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE WINGNUTS?
I can only wish the worst thing a person could wish for a person like Debbie: that she reaps what she sows.
I was about to click then chickened out.
Jesus, so many threads to play in. You’re spoiling us, Sadly No overlords!
Has der Schlussel had plastic surgery is that photo on her website Photoshopped beyond all reason? That is almost as scary as her defending Beck with a sad attempt at morally justifying mass murder.
Getting out of the boat to see if any of her commenters call her on this. BRB.
She is SO clever.
“feakest wuck”
Never gettin’ outta the boat again.
That’s some seriously disturbing shit.
DKW’s been gone for 10 minutes, should someone go check on him?
DKW’s been gone for 10 minutes, should someone go check on him?
You assholes let me go. Fuck. Someone coulda said “Don’t do it Wangchuck! That way lies madness!”
Thanks a lot.
Jesus, Sadly, No!, I’m gone for a day and there’s a bajillion threads. What gives?
Speaking of getting into and out of boats, there is some almost unbelievable badassery here: http://feministing.com/2011/08/03/media-overlooks-lesbian-heroes-in-norway-shooting/
The contrast with Schlussel, Pipes et alia is instructive.
Fly my little monkeys!
FLY!!!
How I wish my first instinctive reaction to “the spirit of little Debbie lives on” had been correct.
That picture makes it look like she’s drawing in one of her chins.
Oh, I see: HTML Mencken’s back! Yay, more than one Sadly, Noverlord.
Also: getting off the boat was bad enough, but the sheer disappointment at reading “Check out the keffiyeh-encrusted photo” and seeing something SFW was just too much.
Anyways in case anyone is as stupid as I am, 237 comments.
I read through them chronologically and it took almost two whole fucking days for Dave H. to come along. Even if you count the handful of the most recent comments, probably left by people who dropped by because they didn’t believe in the existence Debbie’s fucking lying rationalization for mass-murder – it’s still over 95% Debbie Roolz them kids deserved it!
Assuming her steaming pile of crazy was even remotely true, what kind of state would the Norwegian government have to be in that ONE GUY felt it necessary to “take the law into his own hands?” Are we to believe that everyone of influence and power was in on this Super-Duper Secret Camp 4 Terrorists, and only this dude had the guts to expose the truth.
And now having typed this, I can see why conservatives are clinging to this theory…it’s like a page from Beck’s “Overton Window.”
Of course those kids needed to die, they was Yurpian Communisticals plotting to sap our vital bodily fluids and impose shari’a.
I have learned my lesson. I will always trust The Shorter in the future. Now I have to go take a bath.
It’s happened before:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1528769/
What’s all this criticism?
You try to out-crazy the shrieking harpy (aka Pamela Geller, Atlas Shrugs), and see how hard it is!
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Sorry Thunder, but Debbie is in a class by herself. Her critique of the movie “Watchmen”. A movie.
Why not just watch “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”? At least that was honest about what it is and didn’t march under this ridiculous banner of being highbrow when it’s really just crap.
Poor Hitler. If only he’d made Mein Kampf into a comic book instead of an actual written screed. Then, the ovens of Auschwitz and the human lampshades would be all the rage and cool of kitsch. Silly me, for not understanding that close-ups of sawing off someone’s arms and dogs chowing down on a six-year-old girl are so much high culture because they were in a comic book first. Idiocy. And, oh, it’s a disgusting comic book that TIME Magazine liked. Therefore, it must be the end all, be all. Tell it to Ariel Sharon, who knew something about the “truth” and “accuracy” of TIME. Oh, wait, I’m assuming something really big here: that you “Watchmen” ignoramuses actually know who Ariel Sharon is or what his deal was with TIME. And that would be truly clueless.
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DKW’s been gone for 10 minutes, should someone go check on him?
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Gavin’s been gone for months!
You see, none of those things in Watchmen happened to Muslims.
I so TRIED to go help DKW, but got stuck in a pile of mangoes so deep and rotten that I couldn’t escape. Only my pocketknife and determination not to die that way saved me.
And now I gotz teh magnoe sauze alloverme:
And I really, really hope that asshole finds out …
So nice to see that Deb is the type of person who draws in fans who support the gunning down of innocent children, simply because those children are not part of The Conservative Tribe.
Things are going to get worse before they get better, aren’t they?
Much, much worse …
Someone coulda said “Don’t do it Wangchuck! That way lies madness!”
What’s the saying? Always trust the…
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Definitely sounds like Deb is pissed she didn’t get a shout out in teh manifesto.
Poor DKW.
Teh
tigercougars got him at last.~
Are we to believe that everyone of influence and power was in on this Super-Duper Secret Camp 4 Terrorists, and only this dude had the guts to expose the truth.
“Exposing the truth” would have been sneaking in a camera, not murdering dozens of kids and exploding a car bomb.
The first time I heard this knucklehead was on the Howard Stern show. I thought, ‘Hmm, must be another nutty guest for the gang to have a bit of fun with!’. Then I realized she was SERIOUS!!!, and ever since then, I have been both amused and repulsed. She truly is a sicko. Jews like her make me glad I’m not a Jew anymore.
Things are going to get worse before they get better, aren’t they?
Not if you read Daniel Pipes earlier, who basically said Breivik was one of a kind.
Actually spoke to someone last night who lives in Norway and who knew someone whop had been on the island. She survived, apparently, by trading hypothermia for a bullet in the head. And whilst it’s so goddamned hard to imagine this sort of thing happening, you just get a flavor of Schusselkopf and her groupies and the full context is there.
And now seeing seeing the Yurpean economies getting burned to the ground by the plutocrats, just after the tea-baggers were given a free option on twenty pounds of flesh, it’s all doing a pretty fine job of draining what little optimism that things might someday get better. Stiff drink, anyone?
Just skimming the comments I find,
Nice friends you got there, Debbie.
“More proof that Glenn Beck was spot on…” — and I was done.
Is she getting into a contest with Pamela Geller over who can be the most disgusting about this? Because she’s definitely winning.
From all the chins that Deb has in that picture, I can only assume that she’s related to the CEO of Exxon.
There are more chins than a Chinese phone book between those two.
Debbie does Mikee-
But when it comes down to it, Tyson and the Taliban prisoners have more than a little in common, stemming from their radical version of Islam. He’s a thug. They are thugs. They’re in prison. He was in prison and is about to go back.
Kinda fun to watch Debbie and Mel Gibson get in a religious debate.
Nice friends you got there, Debbie
OMG. That’s “Motives”. Do not read “Motives” comments. He’s doing some kind of fake anti-semite sock-puppet thing.
SRSLY, d00d is over teh top and so obv. fake, teh only way he hasn’t been deleted and banned is either 1) Schlussel ignores her comment threads and/or 2) the mods know that he’s a sock puppet.
Schussel – what a sick fucker. Also, three posts in one day!? WTF?
What’s the saying? Always trust the…
boat?
It is possible that they were all just in shock from post overload.
Don’t come back Wangchuck! That way lies madness!
Okay, mangoes. They are foetid and rotted, but maybe they’ll be warning enough to keep others in teh boat:
Fucking hobbits. Is it 16 or 17 that’s the age that innocent children turn into stone-cold jew-killing terminators? I know the One Ring is supposed to taint your soul and all, but you’ve practically become a sociopath.
OMG! Apparently even Bilbo isn’t sociopathic enough for teh Schlussel-guard
On a happier note,
http://news.yahoo.com/judge-allows-american-sue-rumsfeld-over-torture-204027220.html
Has Schutzschlussel ever condemmed Breivik?
@Bay Gargarian
If this is a “condemnation,” then yes:
There is no circle of hell too bad for these fuckers.
Bilbo forgot the Reichstag Fire.
It was always burning…
(P.S. I was going to link the video, but 1) I hate VEVO, and 2) I’m not a fan of Billy Joel, either.)
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“Don’t do it Wangchuck! That way lies madness!”
Are we discussing mangoes or your mom?
UPDATE: Comment nut picking isn’t fair – so no moar mangoes. I waded ashore to see if there were anyone that wasn’t nuts – that could see Schlussel’s hateful bullshit for the hatefull bullshit that it is. There were a few – Strider I guess was first, but he got yelled down. Dan and Dave H. showed up around the same time. Geir made an attempt at civil discourse, guess how that was received.
There’s a couple more from the first few days the post was up.
Overall, that comment thread significantly lowered my view on the state of humanity – but I was heartened to find that some folks stated their offense to that hateful piece of garbage.
Also too, note that this is Karma #2. No, that’s not truth in advertising in the sense that the post is entirely #2. It’s the second in a series – with the first having an even longer comment thread – but I am too afeared to look. I guess it’s teh PTSD.
On an absurdier note. Fox takes on the true terrorist.
“Fair” has some relationship with “funny” that I have misunderstood.
Has Schutzschlussel ever condemmed Breivik?
From the redoubtable Dave H.
Overall, that comment thread significantly lowered my view on the state of humanity
I’m not sure where you waded could be called “humanity”.
(many of whom were adults and 18 or over)
oh! so now being 18 makes you an adult? i bet if any of the campers wanted to have gay sex, THEY WOULD BE CHILDREN!!!!
McG.
You have a good point, but the stuff I read ain’t funny. It’s just so very very sad. That there are people who read this piece and came away with an improved opinion of her. So for you, let me share one moar so that you too can wallow in my disappointment:
Comment nut
pkicking isn’t fairacceptable AND funny!“Fair” has some relationship with “funny” that I have misunderstood.
let me share one moar so that you too can wallow in my disappointment:
sharing time is OVER dkw…i haz a huuuge sad, now…
So you’ve never been to youtube?
Meanwhile, in West Virginia
So you’ve never been to youtube?
I have. Generally, when someone makes a vile and racist speech, there are folks there that call him out. And while there were a few that did so at Schlussel’s, I gotta say that the ratio was not good.
IOW, most youtube comment threads are better than that one at Debbie’s.
Here’s what’s not funny about all these folks falling over themselves to say terrorists are right wing or left wing or this or that. Let’s get one thing straight: THEY’RE ALL RIGHT-WING, THEY’RE ALL CONSERVATIVE. All the terrorists adhere to fundie principles, and these principles–trans-religion/nationally–actually have a LOT IN COMMON with each other. In fact, I’ve always wondered why fundamentalist Muslims, Christians and Jews couldn’t just get together, because they have a similar supremely misanthropic view of world.
But, yeah, they’re all right-wing. As a leftie, I’d feel smug about it, if weren’t so damn depressing. Honestly, I’m bummed I have a share a planet with these people.
Debbie made her way off the hopeless shitstain list when she exposed Hanity’s soldier benefit scam. She just rocketed her way right back near the top.
What a dumb hooker.
There is nothing wrong with nutpicking if the comments are:
a.) Representative of the beliefs of the blog’s owner, rather than out of character for what is posted.
2.) Obviously vile and hateful, yet never ever deleted.
iii.) Approvingly quoted or responded to by the blog owner.
Deb’s post fits the first two, so DKW is spot on with his actions.
I, however, could only get through a few comments before I had to ask FSM to send a giant asteroid to destroy our planet in a sign of mercy.
I find most youtube comments just supremely stupid and often mean-spirited. But, yeah, they’re probably still a little better than the mangoes you guys have been bringing over.
I don’t feel sorry in the least for those who die while cheering on my destruction. That’s what those shot at this camp did. I shed no tears for them
Hmmmm? I sink zis is ze diagnosis.
Malignant narcissism has been described as “an extreme form of antisocial personality disorder that is manifest in a person who is pathologically grandiose, lacking in conscience and behavioral regulation, and with characteristic demonstrations of joyful cruelty and sadism”
OMG. I missed two threads altogether.
All the terrorists adhere to fundie principles,
Currently, at least…but YEAH GODDAMNIT.
I’m not sure how it eludes these bulletheads that their
doctrinefuckwitted dogma is the same shit with a different cover on the book. Christian, Jewish, Muslim–all the same idiot superstitions and ghost stories.Exactly. And it’s always the fundies from these these cults who commit all these atrocities.
Christian, Jewish, Muslim–all the same idiot superstitions and ghost stories.
oooooh…when i bring this up to my missouri synod lutheran friends, they go apeshit…
oooooh…when i bring this up to my missouri synod lutheran friends, they go apeshit…
That could actually be taking your life into your own hands. They haven’t had a good stake burning or hanging in a while.
And it’s always the fundies from these these cults who commit all these atrocities.
How much would it suck to live your life in constant fear? How much would you hate truly believing that some other religious group was storming your homeland and trying to take everything that you love away from you? Sometimes I feel sorry for these people–they’re actually mentally deficient. I don’t use the term mentally ill because I think it’s more of an ignorant/gullible/stupid problem than it is an actual paranoid delusion. Sometimes, like when they commit violence, I don’t feel sorry for them, I just want them to start their own colony on Mars.
Apparently the thread reading has damaged my branes. I’m reading the comment thread on part 1 of the series.
Good news is that folks are outraged by teh Debster way earlier on and in greater numbers. BTW, part 1? OMG. Trigger Warning: Debbie is just plain horrible.
Part 1 is about “flotilla games”. You remember last year’s Flotilla of Peace? The Mavi Marmara? Bunch of Isreali commandos boarded a boat on a humanitarian mission in international waters, shot a bunch of folks dead including one guy five times from behind at point blank range.
Anyways, Schlussel says that since the youth camp sympathized with the dirty flotilla terrorists that tried to murder Isreali soldiers, she’s okay that they died. Fine by her.
Hey, tsam…I have a pressie for you: A Steelers fan you wouldn’t beat up. 😉 Nyah!
As much as the public face of the Reichwing is straining against its instincts to at least offer lip service to basic decency in this one singular case by pretending to disavow any connection with Breivik, the comments there reveal the broader reality. Unconstrained by any specter of direct, real world rebuke, they let their inner ugly fly free. This is the true face of the right wing. Any action by anybody that slights people they can label as “other” is a win for them, no matter how horrible that action. I’d say that they are the moral equivalent of the muslims we saw footage of cheering the 9/11 attacks, but frankly these folks are worse. Somewhere in an objective sense, cheering an underdog come from behind is nominally less disgusting than heaping praise on a dominant paradigm jackbooting the peaceniks. Dead is dead both ways, and evil is evil. Supporting either is foul as foul can be. Applauding from the loge as the peasants are chucked into the woodchipper is somehow more vile.
But as Chris said a few threads back,
And when you think like that, anything is justifiable.
Well, you are a much braver person than I am. Wait a minute. No, you’re not. I always read the comments. The comments are always 100 times worse than the articles, and I always regret it.
Women are from Venus, Wingnuts are from Mars
Hey, tsam…I have a pressie for you: A Steelers fan you wouldn’t beat up. 😉 Nyah!
awwwwwwwwwww! g dang it…he gets cuter everyday!
Siggy,
I don’t need a Weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
These people are sociopaths, plain and simple.
I know the term is out of fashion, but if the Foo shits…
Hee hee.
Imagine those silly Norwegians using a Norwegian-ized version of a word – in Norway none the less! Damn that
Norwegian Ministry of EducationKunnskapsdepartementet!😀 I know!
they let their inner ugly fly free
and that ugly is UGLY to the fucking bone…i too am addicted to reading comments on the posts and deeply regret it every single time…i cannot believe the sheer hatred of some of these people…and yet, WE’RE the bad guys? it makes me weep…
Yeah. We’re the hateful ones. Still haven’t figured that one out yet. Oh, to be in the wingnut mind. Must be a wondrous, horrible place.
BOYCOCK DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL.
I still can’t get over the fact that they’re trying to use both “Well, he can’t have been anti-Muslim because none of his victims were brown people” and “His victims were secret Muzzies so they deserved it” at the same time. Also, Pammy’s evil-toymaker-looking gigolo Frank Gaffney has officially introduced “ZOMG FALSE FLAG U GUYZ!!!!1!!”, so I imagine that’ll be making the rounds fairly soon.
“BOYCOCK DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL.”
Only Pam is allowed to call me that.
I, for one, think Debbie Schlussel would only ruin Coq au Vin.
Hee hee. The photo she uses as teh basis for teh “flotilla games”? It was an AUF camp that was attacked and the photo clearly shows an SU flag.
BOYCOCK DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL.
Not with
yourD-KW’s PENIS.I will eagerly await Debbie’s correAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sorry.
You know how Civil People are against nutpicking because it isn’t fair to conflate the gibberings of a random loon/troll/spoof with the Blog owner, blah, blah, blah, wank?
in re: fReichblaghistan, fuck that shit. And I’ll tell you why. I nutpick to point and laugh. Debbie and the rest of that crew of crapsacks go through the comments, pick the vilest, nastiest, wormiest nut in the pile and use that as the basis for their blog posts.
So really, I’m not nutpicking, I’m pre-emptively mocking the Dimeratti.
OT: If anyone’s interested, here’s a really baffling look at how the sexual revolution (i.e. slutty wimminz) has ruined things for EVERYBODY!
And also, I just signed up at flickr and some a guy has contacted me belonging to the group “Beautiful girls with hairy pussies.” Hmmm.
In all fairness, he is a perfectly nice guy, that just made me titter, because, as I have said before, I am 8.
Not with
yourD-KW’s PENIS.Thankee muchee. Eeeuuuw.
VS, to be fair, you have a bush the Yanomamo could get lost in.
To clarify, that is a group HE belongs to.
Things are going to get worse before they get better, aren’t they? Much, much worse …
Fraid it looks that way. I used to think there was some incident that would occur that would stop these people in their tracks and make ’em go; “… hey, perhaps we’ve been talking hateful shit all along…..” but no, the killing of kids at a political camp in Norway has them full of bloodlust…… fuck ’em, truly, fuck ’em……..
when this happens again, and with these tossers reactions, it definitely will, they will justify it again.
And make no mistake, these people truly believe this, and we are part of their target group…..
Indeed, the Schlussel-Destruction Cheer was loud that morning.
VS, Dudeskull is adorable! Love that smile.
Athankee, Marion. 😀
Two, four, six, eight!
Ban the manufacture and sale of Twinkies!
Oh wow. A lot of these mean-spirited racist assholes may seem totally detached from reality, but they aren’t actually totally detached from reality.
Teh folks that make up their own world so that they can justify their selfishness or hate or prejudice or wev? At least there’s a kinda sick logic to their bullshit. But remember Timecube? Or Troofus’ Great Black Whale, Kamau Kambon? Those guys are truly out of teh loop. Well, Debster’s got one of those. A couple of snippets:
Ooooh, got your attention now – don’t I! Teh plot thicks:
His name links to a forum posting that’s blocked for me, but if any of y’all are interested: http://katsung47.yuku.com/forums/66
SU does well in school elections in urban areas, but has less support in rural regions and in the north of Norway. They are particularly occupied with school students’ rights and prospose that all students be given educational material free of charge. They also fight against sexual harassment and for stronger government protection of workers’ rights, particularly for apprentices and young workers.
those bastards!!!
Wha’s wrong wid’ ‘dat lady? She all swole up!
To clarify, that is a group HE belongs to.
still sounds kinda skeevy to me…unlesss he IS actually talking about cats…
Alternate Shorter Deborah Schlussleburgereater: Stop paying attention to Pam and look at me!
Regarding Debbie’s commenters, don’t forget that she will delete dissenting comments, particularly ones that call her out on facts (ask me how I know) so the comments you see may not be all the comments she got.
Not saying she doesn’t have a ton of followers who are a total waste of corpuscles but there very well could have been more of an outcry than you might be seeing.
And VS, either that kid has the most giantest package ever seen on an infant or he needs a diaper change. But he is cute, even if he IS wearing Stealers gear (no that’s not a misspelling).
As I always said, Feds would create big case to distract the framed case. You all saw it. Norway terror case was a big one. People don’t know that if the plot of the Feds had come through, there would have been more big natural disasters – volcano erution, earthquake….. Plus a bigger one – nuclear bomb attack. The heat over New York – would play the same role as the snow storm, would keep people from go outside (stay in air condition situation) and keep tourists away from the city, thus to reduce the casualties if a nuclear bomb attacks.
you know what? nothing annoys me more than when a nuclear bomb attacks and the volcano eruts and i can’t going outside…
Completely OT, but we just all should stop and thank John of Orange for standing firm for Teh Teaturds. Dow’s down 472.61 at 3:44.
If I may:
Women are from Venus, Wingnuts are from
MarsUranusAnd VS, either that kid has the most giantest package ever seen on an infant or he needs a diaper change. But he is cute, even if he IS wearing Stealers gear (no that’s not a misspelling).
i was going to point out that dudeskull is apparently going to tuck to the right, but thought it would be unseemly…
Also, too and furthermore, Spengler quit farting around on the internons and get busier on Rise Again Too Also, the Rise Againening. Dammit.
Although let me say this – I assumed that Motives was a bullshit artiste since his blatantly anti-semitic tripe was left to stand on Debbie SchtaunchDefenderOfIsrael’s site. That may have been wrong – the Part 1 thread is pretty chockablock full of jew-hating.
Also in Part 1, Debbie responds to a Norwegian who is offended with her post:
Seriously!?!?! OMFG, teh Norwegian Labour Party is JUST LIKE TEH NAZIS because they were,,, elected?!?!
Seriously!?!?! OMFG, teh Norwegian Labour Party is JUST LIKE TEH NAZIS because they were,,, elected?!?!
q.e.d. muthafuckah!
also, dkw…you need to stop reading teh deb’s fomenting and such…i am starting to worry…
,,,i am starting to worry,,,
Done and done. PENIS.
Any bets on when Anders Can’t Bear Brevity officially* becomes the fReichtards’ new hero?
*That is, at least three Blaghers announce that he didn’t do anything wrong, Norway is treating him horrbily and worry they’ll be subject to the same treatment at the hands of Obama’s ACORN Panther Thugs.
Recycling?
Nice link from Son of Thunder up there: Google “Shrieking Harpy” & you get Geller. Almost as good as Santorum’s “Google problem.”
This was there & is kind of amusing.
Dow closes down over 500 points. Fuck you, plutocrats.
An unidentified couple smashed a penis-motif wooden ashtray glued onto the poster and tried but failed to set fire to the entire collage, said Karen Flores, visual arts department chief of the Cultural Centre of the Philippines.
One of the vandals then gave a lecture on morality to the lone guard assigned to the exhibit and other visitors before the couple casually walked out of the government building,
so it’s okay to burn jesus, just not put a giant peen on his face?
Keith Shit said,
August 4, 2011 at 17:00
How I wish my first instinctive reaction to “the spirit of little Debbie lives on” had been correct.
OK, that’s it. No more snack cakes for me. Ever. Geez. You people spoil everything.
D-K’s PENIS link: Kissing Jesus is like kissing an ashtray.
W/ a PENIS on it.
W/ a PENIS on it. *rimshot*
will you be here all week?
W/ a big cock on it.
I allege the secret police of China and US had created a money laundry case
A Monkey Laundry case! Those fuckers. We only use Barbary Apes. It’s a fucking ape not a monkey. Ignorance is destroying this world
W/ a big cock on it.
Right-too-ous!
OK, that’s it. No more snack cakes for me. Ever. Geez. You people spoil everything.
Aww, come on. Won’t you eat that snack cracker in your special outfit? ‘Cause the way you eat that oatmeal pie makes me just wanna die!
Tardgoblins.
Hey, tsam…I have a pressie for you: A Steelers fan you wouldn’t beat up. 😉 Nyah!
Ok, what’s the number for Child Protective Services in your area?
Holy crap that kid is SO damn cute!
Alternate Shorter Deborah Schlussleburgereater: Stop paying attention to Pam and look at me!
CAUTION; We all know how these attention contests between hookers escalate. You’ll be looking at ugly 80085 if you’re not careful!
Someone missed the boat on the picture of
LittleBig Ol’ Debbie there. Golden opportunity for some photoshop lulz, I would think. That pen, or lipstick or whatever she’s holding could easily be replaced with something much funner. A dildo is teh obvious choice, of course, or maybe a sammich, but I’m sure our gracious and oh-so-suddenly prolific hosts could come up with somethin even better. maybe a pistol, or a grenade, or maybe a herring. I dunnoFuck man, these kids supported a boycott? Shit, that’s worse then anything Breivik did!
Man, this shit isn’t even funny. Schlussel’s a monster.
I don’t feel sorry in the least for those who die while cheering on my destruction.
Jesus Christ, this sick bigot is cheering on the murder of CHILDREN(who didn’t even know she existed, thank heavens for small mercies), so by her logic we would be totally justified in having a fucking PARTY when she dies the horrible death she’s more than earned. Tell you what, God, you do this for me I will TOTALLY believe in you again. Let me know, big guy.
I don’t feel sorry in the least for those who die while cheering on my destruction.
It boggles my mind how much the right-wing begs, fucking gets on their hands and knees and begs, for the left to wipe their pathetic lives off the planet.
I mean, hmm, should we cheer on the deaths of those who want to eliminate us off the face of the Earth. Those who would smile and cheer the deaths of our children. Those who live for nothing else but the continued suffering of our people, forced to live in fear.
Is that really what we should do kemosabe?
I mean, we won’t, seeing as how we’re the ones with morals and empathy and all the garbage that comes from being the actual good guys, but oh my god are they begging for the day that the left goes, “you know what, you guys are right, we shouldn’t hold any truck with our enemies”.
If I was to get off the boat I would have to echo the great Tom Servo: if I run out of vomit can I have some of yours?
Dow closes down over 500 points.
The Wall Streeters may be lying scum, but they understand numbers. The magic deal is expected to reduce GDP up to 1.5%. Of course the market’s crashing.
I don’t feel sorry in the least for those who die while cheering on my destruction.
This kind of shit is a prelude to ethnic cleansing. If you can rationalize coldly murdering teenagers, you are an enemy of humanity.
I mean, we won’t
For the moment.
The Wall Streeters may be lying scum, but they understand numbers. The magic deal is expected to reduce GDP up to 1.5%. Of course the market’s crashing.
Of course the game is also rigged so that the big players can still make a very nice profit when the market drops. Once again the people who get screwed are the middle class folk who have been talked into investing their retirement funds into the stock market.
Of course the game is also rigged so that the big players can still make a very nice profit when the market drops.
True.
Jesus Christ, this sick bigot is cheering on the murder of CHILDREN
You obviously do not have any good, conservative Family Values(tm).
You mean forced into investing in the stock market.
NPR ombudsman finally responds. It’s a little better than the WaPoop thing the other day but still refuses to say “we fucked up.” I left a comment on the ombudsman’s blog calling him out for not identifying Rich Wyler as an ex-gay entrepreneur. Can’t wait to see if it gets printed.
August 4, 2011 at 22:30
OK, that’s it. No more snack cakes for me. Ever. Geez. You people spoil everything.
Aww, come on. Won’t you eat that snack cracker in your special outfit? ‘Cause the way you eat that oatmeal pie makes me just wanna die!
Dude, how’d you know about my special outfit? They said it was super secret. Hmmm.
Of course the game is also rigged so that the big players can still make a very nice profit when the market drops.
Eric Cantor reportedly has a substantial position in shorting the dollar and the markets.
I am shocked, shocked, to find out that Cantor is a sack of shit.
I am shocked, shocked, to find out that Cantor is a sack of shit.
OMG, me too! I was so certain that he was a pile of shit.
I remember a time when a 500 point drop in the DJIA would have sent banksters diving out of windows all across this great country of ours.
Will America ever be great again?
I like that Cantor’s mother-in-law lives w/ the fambly, & keeps the kitchen kosher, yet I never see a yarmulke on his pointed little head.
How his (kosher) bread is buttered:
Will America ever be great again?
Not until we start pushing those sons-of-bitches out their corner windows.
Everybody knows Put sellers are grinning.
Everybody knows it’s a buyers market.
Everybody knows GoldmanSachs is twinning.
Everybody knows who’ll get teh profits.
Eric Cantor reportedly has a substantial position in shorting the dollar and the markets.
And was instrumental in guaranteeing it happened… isn’t market-fixing illegal?
I like that Cantor’s mother-in-law lives w/ the fambly, & keeps the kitchen kosher, yet I never see a yarmulke on his pointed little head.
Keeping kosher is not necessarily a sign of an Orthodox household. For instance, Joementum keeps kosher, but he never Frisbees up either.
The Wall Streeters may be lying scum, but they understand numbers. The magic deal is expected to reduce GDP up to 1.5%. Of course the market’s crashing.
I’m not convinced this is why the markets tanked today. The smart money guys knew what the deal was a week ago. The market started crashing then. I think the lack of spending was factored in already.
Today’s drop? While it’s possible Asia may only now have gotten the memo, I doubt they’d wait four days to crash (which really triggered the thing). Same thing with the jobs report being dismal. Something’s lurking that the smart money got advance word of.
I’m thinking there’s a bank failure looming. Italy most likely
With Sagz Jeans, the pants can be snapped to the waist-hugging underwear at three different heights allowing the wearer to show how low he can go without actually risking a wardrobe malfunction.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Thank you! I knew you wouldn’t beat him up. Now don’t call CPS on me. Just send me a Seahawks onesie.
(BTW, I was just typing “onesies” into Google search and one of the first suggestions that came up was “adult onesies.” *shudder*
At the risk of sounding cloud-yelly, I do not get this trend. It just makes you look like you were born without a butt. Or maybe lost your butt in a tragic smelting accident.
I’ll be happy when the whole backwards and/or sideways baseball-cap thing runs its course.
In fact, I think the only people who should wear baseball caps are baseball players. And only when they’re actually, you know, playing baseball.
Or maybe lost your butt in a tragic smelting accident.
Heh heh heh…you said smelting.
And on that note, do you have a pew in your rectory?
“In fact, I think the only people who should wear baseball caps are baseball players. And only when they’re actually, you know, playing baseball.”
Yep, it’s official: we’re all old. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go trip a skateboarder…just for N_B.
Heading out tomorrow, in the late anti matter prolly, for our annual motorpickle extravaganza. We don’t do itineraries. This year San Simeon is the “destination.” Mebbee we gets there, mebbeee we duznt. The day’s route is decided at breakfast, usually, and is always subject to change. Thinking we’ll head down the western side of the Willammette valley, then maybe over OR-38(?) to the coast. Down the southern OR coast, which is specfuckingtacular, and then continue down.
Only difficulty is that I will NOT make another trip through that neck of the woods without riding CA-36 between Redding and Eureka. One of my favorite pics is the sign with the twisty-curly arrow outside od Redding with, just underneath, the other half of the sign fixture which reads “Next 140 miles.” trouble is, it doesn’t do diddly for getting us from anywhere in particular to anywhere in particular. Oh well, so be it.
The Ho hasn’t seen Mono Lake, Tahoe or any of the eastern Sierra so that will hVe to be worked in. Somehow. Maybe swing through Yosemite….
do you have a pew in your rectory?
Every rectory I have encountered made me go “pew.”
Oh sure, the week I’m out in the wilderness stuck surfing the web over a substandard cell network that’s barely a jump above a damned smoke signal is the week Sadly, No lights up like a damned Christmas tree.
I want my money back!
I may have said this before, but I was sort of surprised that Schlussel didn’t go all-in & cheer like a kid on Xmas morn whilst she waved her hate-pompoms for Breivik. Poor old sow must be mellowing in her old age.
WRNOG. They needed the Nationalists(DNVP) to get a majority – after the Reichstag Fire, even with de facto martial-law & a level of ratfucking that’d make Rove sick with envy, the Nazis could never get 50%-plus-one on their own – & Hitler wasn’t elected Big Cheese either … he was appointed by Hindenburg. But by all means, don’t let actual 20th Century history get in the way of your open contempt for democracy, you hate-filled bag of fuck.
I’m thinking there’s a bank failure looming. Italy most likely
ZOMG TEH VATICAN BANK HAZ AN A.R.M.
Oh, yes. Right. Absolutely. We wouldn’t do anything like that. At all. Ever.
And this shotgun? I was just about to … clean it. Honest.
HTML Mencken’s back!
*Handel chorus, parting clouds, rays of sunlight, etc*
(Handeling the chorus.)
“Poor DKW.
Teh
tigercougarswolverines got him at last.”Poor DKW.Teh tiger cougars got him at last.
Fixxored. Again.
Shit. Double-pasted. Ima gonna make some coffee.
Double-pasting
Cleaning the shotgun
Ibn Thunder™³²®©
Wiki: ‘ibn, patronymic (“son of”) in Arabic personal names.’
That is central to my point.
Chorusing the handle
awwwwwwwwwww! g dang it…he gets cuter everyday!
What a sweet smile!
SPENGLER!
With Sagz Jeans,
if they can combine these with the jama jeans…o.m.g!
And seeing Pammycakes in the last post reminded me of the SNL commercial from long ago with Gilda Radner: “Jewess Jeans™—guaranteed to ride up!”
Hogeye Grex said,
August 4, 2011 at 20:01
Any action by anybody that slights people they can label as “other” is a win for them, no matter how horrible that action. I’d say that they are the moral equivalent of the muslims we saw footage of cheering the 9/11 attacks
Word to this.
And like you said… true face of the right wing. If you’re a relatively decent human being, nothing, nothing will turn you off from conservatism faster than actually listening to what the bastards are saying in each other’s company. And I thought it was bad in the early 2000s – today it’s all Protocols of the Elders of Mecca, all the time.
Okay, I’m finally caught up on this, the latest and greatest thread.
So what is Sadly No etiquette about reading the two threads I missed? If I don’t read them, do I have to turn in my badge and gun to the gruff but lovable Chief of Detectives?
[Heh. The ‘f’ and ‘t’ are close on the keyboard: I mis-keyed ‘Chief of Defectives’]
WRNOG. They needed the Nationalists(DNVP) to get a majority – after the Reichstag Fire, even with de facto martial-law & a level of ratfucking that’d make Rove sick with envy, the Nazis could never get 50%-plus-one on their own – & Hitler wasn’t elected Big Cheese either … he was appointed by Hindenburg. But by all means, don’t let actual 20th Century history get in the way of your open contempt for democracy, you hate-filled bag of fuck.
An interesting point made by student of fascism Robert Paxton – fascism doesn’t come to power either by coup or by winning electoral majorities. Rather it gets invited into power by conservative parties who can no longer govern on their own and prefer going into business with the fascists than with the left.
fascism doesn’t come to power … by coup
Franco? Pinochet?
An interesting point made by student of fascism Robert Paxton – fascism doesn’t come to power either by coup or by winning electoral majorities. Rather it gets invited into power by conservative parties who can no longer govern on their own and prefer going into business with the fascists than with the left.
Which makes sense; their political goals are more in line with fascists than leftists. Although, allowing fascists a foot in the door ends badly for everyone, the conservatives included.
Franco? Pinochet?
Franco staged a failed coup attempt that devolved into the Spanish Civil War after which he assumed power. There was already armed conflict in Spain before his coup attempt, though, and he was more not letting an opportunity go to waste. I do see your point, but I wonder if he would have tried the military approach without the existing violence.
Franco? Pinochet?
Begun the history-wonk debate I have.
Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?
Franco? Pinochet?
Actually, to keep going on the history wonk thing, the only regimes he rates really fascist are Germany and Italy. I believe he rated both of those as your basic military dictators, though Franco was one with a ton of fascist support both foreign and domestic.
Actually, to keep going on the history wonk thing, the only regimes he rates really fascist are Germany and Italy. I believe he rated both of those as your basic military dictators, though Franco was one with a ton of fascist support both foreign and domestic.
How does he define a fascist regime? I would think some regimes beyond Hitler and Mussolini’s would qualify, but I honestly have not studied the history of fascism.
Speaking of sideways baseball caps, a friend of mine has taken to wearing his (straw) trilby at an angle slightly to the side. I sincerely hope this doesn’t catch on. I’m still reeling from a few months ago when I saw a hipster wearing a flat cap backwards.
Do not treat hats I like in such a disrespectful manner!
Now, I like a man in a baseball cap (sue me), but a sideways baseball cap just screams Funky Bunch without Marky Mark to up the coolness factor.
I used to wear Baseball caps back when I was fat, unshaven and didn’t bother cutting my hair (my Michael Moore phase in High School). Now, I, of course, don’t.
I think you just nailed it, because I love a man in the Michael Moore/High School phase of his life (even if he’s 50). Mmmm…..Michael Moore…..
How does he define a fascist regime? I would think some regimes beyond Hitler and Mussolini’s would qualify, but I honestly have not studied the history of fascism.
He’s got a paragraph long definition, actually –
Note the highlighted passage. One of the defining things in fascism the way he defines it is the collaboration between traditional elites (army, clergy, nobility, capitalists) and the “grassroots” mass movement e.g. the actual fascist party. He separates that from conservative regimes like Pinochet’s (where the traditional elites rule directly and don’t need help from any mass movement/political party) and communist regimes like Stalin’s (where the mass party rules directly, having wiped out the traditional elites).
So, in essence, they meld the “old guard” with the “upstarts.” This almost makes sense if you’re actually trying to be effective. You need part of the old guard because they know how to keep the government running, but you need enough of the upstarts to make sure the new ideology is being followed.
Rather it gets invited into power by
conservative partiesdemocrats who can no longergovern on their ownbother pretending they care and prefer going into business with thefasciststhe Tea Party than with the left.Fluxxedded for presenty-ness.
two threads I missed?
Fenwick, they are 44 & 50 comments, respectively. Get down there & read!!
Now that Poopy Max is away, pood fr0n (allegedly Elvis’s favorite fried chicken):
I am so going to try this (rather I will make my husband cook it so I can eat it). And its nice to see that Elvis was food conscious and only ate organic.
Mmmm…organic peanut butter and banana on organic wheat bread, fried in organic peanut oil.
Someone missed the boat on the picture of Little Big Ol’ Debbie there. Golden opportunity for some photoshop lulz, I would think. That pen, or lipstick or whatever she’s holding could easily be replaced with something much funner. A dildo is teh obvious choice, of course, or maybe a sammich, but I’m sure our gracious and oh-so-suddenly prolific hosts could come up with somethin even better. maybe a pistol, or a grenade, or maybe a herring. I dunno
A bloody, severed hand maybe?
If this blog’s cookin’,
Don’t bother lookin’.
New thread!
Hah, made you look EBL.
Screw you, I would’ve looked too.
Jerk.
HTML Mencken is back right at te same time as Spengler Dampniche.. CONCIDENCE??
*the, or *teh
I am so going to try this (rather I will make my husband cook it so I can eat it). And its nice to see that Elvis was food conscious and only ate organic.
Shouldn’t it be a turn-off for real food p0rn addicts and organic food aficionados?
So if your definition of “fascism” restricts it to groups that work “in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites”, it is safe to generalise and say that fascists come to power with the collaboration of traditional elites.
am so going to try this (rather I will make my husband cook it so I can eat it).
ha…this is how i plan to try it as well…i sux at making fried chix and hubbkf is awesome at it…his attention to detail and patience pay off here…
Shouldn’t it be a turn-off for real food p0rn addicts and organic food aficionados?
i always prefer to think of the lovely, young elvis, but the mass quantities of the fried chix recipe immediately brought old, fat elvis to mind…just wolfin’ down that chicken…i hope it’s such a massive recipe because the memphis mafia was staying for dinner…
paxton’s definition of fascism, and reuben’s updating of it to include the tea party as the upstarts totes works in this day and age…my question is, since we’re the fascists, who is our young upstarts? upon lack of proof of such group, i will take it as being central to my point that the righties are the true fascists q. to the fucking e. to the fucking d.
poor scottie walker. his feefees done been bruised.
http://www.progressive.org/walker_booed_state_fair.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+progressivefeed+%28The+Progressive+Main+Feed%29
ut he told me a story about a woman in pro-Pasch area who was too afraid to put out a Darling sign. “It’s sad that people are afraid to speak their minds . . . for fear of retribution.”
…and this is how it starts…be afraid conservatives! the evil left is gonna getcha!
for god’s sake! it’s wisconsin…what are they going to do to her…pelt her with cheese curds?
(allegedly Elvis’s favorite fried chicken)
Four servings.
Ah-thankee, thankee. I’ll be here all week. Try teh fried chicken, it’s been marinated in buttermilk for at least five days.
The booing and “shame” chants upset him, which prevented Walker from being heard. Schmuki said it was a violation of freedom of speech. “This is wrong,” he said. “Today it was fascism at work. They refused to let him get a word in edgewise.”
Yeah, booing was the Fascists main weapon… booing and surprise…
Seriously, the woman “afraid” to put up a sign, this schmuck, the only reason they call liberals “bullies” and claim to be afraid is they hate being made aware that people disagree with them. Dude, people pointing out that they think you’re wrong is not fascism, you delicate flowers, as you well know when you do it. Also too, the Constitution doesn’t protect you(or your idiot governor) from citizens booing or even pointing out that you’re more full of shit than the portolets at a fibervore conference, it protects you from the government silencing you, you dishonest moron.
for god’s sake! it’s wisconsin…what are they going to do to her…pelt her with cheese curds?
or they could burn down her campaign hq. do not misunderestimate these ruthless mfers.
sorry bbkf, i misread ur comment.
carry on.
Oh wait- I missed teh joke, the 30 chickens was supposed to be a single King-sized serving. LOL!
Actually, recipe’s been scaled up for teh Googleplex.
An 8-week fryer is about three pounds. That recipe makes, like a hundred pounds of chicken.
The booing and “shame” chants upset him, which prevented Walker from being heard. Schmuki said it was a violation of freedom of speech. “This is wrong,” he said. “Today it was fascism at work. They refused to let him get a word in edgewise.”
What does that say about the health care town hall meetings, when congressmen and people who wanted to actually ask them questions would show up only to have themselves drowned out by jackasses in Revolutionary drag coalescing at the front and screaming right wing slogans again and again so nobody could hear themselves think?
By that standard, Tea Party Movement = fascism. So let it be written, so let it be known.
violation of freedom of speech
Shut the fuck up. I got your freedom of speech right here, bitch.
From the party who cheer on Torture, try to re-define Rape, insist they get to wave guns in peoples’ faces at political rallies, and regularly claim God gave them permission to kill heathens (i.e. not Republican)?
Hey Schmuki, fuck you…
Plus, his name is Schmucki. Come on that can’t be real.
They called us names, and that makes them fascists; their chanting has prevented our voices from being heard, so we must silence them; we’re concerned that they are stealing elections, so we must prevent them from voting.
Self-awareness EPIC FAIL
only to have themselves drowned out by jackasses in Revolutionary drag coalescing at the front and screaming right wing slogans again and again
plus right-to-carry weapons
“Plus, his name is Schmucki. Come on that can’t be real.”
I don’t care how it’s pronounced; I’m pronouncing it the funny way in my head.
In today’s edition of zombie lies…
Shorter ASW fucktard: Teh blackety-blacks blew up the economy and boom, Obama gets elected. THERE’S NO RACISM IN THIS STORY AT ALL, but Republicans should run on it.
I don’t care how it’s pronounced; I’m pronouncing it the funny way in my head.
Now I’m actually having a hard time finding another way to pronounce it.
plus right-to-carry weapons
This is the part that boggled my mind. Can you even IMAGINE some Librul trying to pack heat at a Bush rally? Their family would STILL be trying to get the government to tell them where poor fool was being waterboarded.
there was something about Debs face that was bothering me, then i saw it. she has two right eyes. not a left and right but two right eyes. im trying to play with photoshop to make me have two of my right eyes….it’s scary.