Migraines Mountain
Posted on July 27th, 2011 by
Shorter Jenn Giroux, Renew America:
Michele Bachmann’s migraines versus the stress management of male politicians
- So who cares if Michelle Bachmann sometimes gets debilitating headaches — at least she doesn’t seek out the company of men who are not her husband for oral sex.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
first
I declare a cut/paste troll free zone.
Let’s see how long that lasts.
First, I would like to call out the “anonymous source” as being a spineless coward. If something is true, why not have the courage to put your name to it.
My sources tell me….
Polls indicate…..
Some people say…..
Defaults don’t matter……
Oh my — is this all really necessary? Or do we need to bring out the hammer?
I wake again at dusk. How many days have I slept this time? They drug me, because I won’t cooperate, and to make me forget. They need the money. My not-mother, and her shit-for-brains husband. Put some make-up on, you’ll look older. There isn’t kids allowed where you are going. Alicia, really, it’s time you grew up a little. I started dating when I was twelve. Your fourteen.
I’m foggy, and my eyes are blurry. My memories seem far away. They’ll be memories of memories soon, it’s a mind trick. He was repulsive. Your just a kid. She didn’t even want to drink. Your a little prude. Your just a kid. That’s what made her happy, being treated like an adult. Your just a little kid, and you don’t know nothing. Yeah, well, your stupid. Probably have a grade eight education. And repulsive. God, I want to die.
He was thinking about buying me for a bride, but someone told him I would run away, that I was a bit of an escape artist. Plus, I was really sixteen, and he wanted a fourteen year old. Little old for him. My not-mother is very angry. I ruined the deal, I don’t cooperate. It’s always best to comply. It’s the way the world is.
I have sutures again, another deal is being made with a guy who wants a virgin. The color of the hyman is lighter than my skin. It grosses me out. Who does that tissue belong to? It never even happened. It’s just your imagination.
17 years later:
“Those are my children! Those are my children!” I yell, hoping for witnesses. Not that I’m convinced anyone would come forward to help. I feel an electric volt go through my body. Luckily, I’m wearing rubber shoes. My not-mother is holding my arms, and she is firmly rooted. Her and my not-sister are attempting to abduct my children. We are at Pike lake. I shove at brenda, and kick at her stomach until she lets go. My not-sister Jessica and two daughters are already in not-mother’s car. The doors are locked. An onlooker calls the RCMP (police), and reports a dispute. I can see the wheels slowly cranking in brenda’s head as we wait. How to get away? How to get her way. I told her that my daughter’s couldn’t go to her house for the weekend. She looks at the onlooker out of the corner of her eye, and says, “Alicia, please. You need to take your medication. You need to go to the hospital.” Her face goes into that familiar, tiny smug smile. She is not a convincing liar.
The plice arrive, and brenda is still searching for a way to take the children. She stalls the officers. They give my daughters and I a ride home. Brenda retialiates.
My not-mother calls family services, and she calls the police. She says that I am mentally unstable, and therefore dangerous. She claims that I assaulted her, but that being a good mother, she only wants me to be sent to the hospital, for help, of course. A police officer escorts me to the hospital. I am certified. My daughters come to visit me in the hospital. recently, my not-sister has been recieving collagen treatments to her breast tissue. She is proud of her new breasts. I am disgusted. I haven’t seen my daughter’s in the eight days that i have been in hospital. Now, my oldest daughters beginnings of breasts have grown two cup sizes, almost overnight. She is only twelve. I hate my not-mother.
I appeal the certification decision, and after reviewing the facts and my statements, the certification is lifted. It is found that there was not due cause for me to be hospitalized. I have the woman who abducted me removed as my next of kin. Before I leave the hospital, Family services comes to the hospital, and attempts to coerce me to sign documentation, I decline, and question why they would visit people in the hospital. I thought that people went to the hospital because they were sick, and that it wasn’t a punishable offense. The social workers tell me that they will give me several days to think about complying. How can children being removed from their homes, because someone refuses to be coerced? The idea of a contract is a mutual agreement. It is unlawful to use coercion to sign contracts. It is an illegal policy of a government institution.
The next day the social workers return with an order of apprehension. That’s an interesting word. Apprehension.I go home, and try to call my daughters. The phone rings and rings. I know that they are being abused. So that’s what family assistance is for. Displacing children.
.
Hammer Time!
at least she doesn’t seek out the company of men who are not her husband for oral sex.
Do we know this? I mean, I’ve seen pictures of her husband…
So the argument is that Bachmann’s migraines are caused by her sexual frustration?
at least she doesn’t seek out the company of men who are not her husband for oral sex.
It has been said that her husband does.
at least she doesn’t seek out the company of men who are not her husband for oral sex.
Eating hat, STAT!
Given the scope of our discussion here, I’ll take a president with a migraine any day of the week.
couple that with some good ol’ pms and michele will rule the world!!!
Does she seek out the company of women who are not her husband?
And when I read that a candidate was revealed to have frequent bouts of uncontrolled narcolepsy, I thought to myself “that man should be president!”
two things strike me:
1) jenn giroux looks pretty normal compared to the rest of the ruhnew murka crew
2) most of her examples were republicans…lol…
As soon as it hit the news that an “anonymous” source revealed that Michele Bachmann had a problem with Migraine headaches I immediately thought to myself, “I guess she is the formidable conservative to watch.”
maybe they aren’t really migraines, they are just esp waves reaching out to jenn giroux?
I prefer presidents who are white knuckled dry alcoholics who used to use cocaine.
The Bachmann’s always make me think of this scene.
Ignore the apostrophe.
As soon as it hit the news that an “anonymous” source revealed that Michele Bachmann had a problem with Migraine headaches I immediately thought to myself, “I guess she is the formidable conservative to watch.”
Why? Do you think the aura are visible to others?
Seriously, though, if someone wanted to bury her, wouldn’t they come up with something worse, like her obvious insanity or bone-deep stupid?
Whoa, I should simmer down before I post as much* as ‘pasta.
*Freudian typo: mush
I guess Jenn would be pretty easy to fool. “I was just relieving stress, baby–honest!”
I mean, seriously, how dumb is this premise? So men cheat and get embroiled in sex scandals because they’re STRESSED? Gee, I thought it was cuz they were horny.
Michele Bachmann had a problem with Migraine headaches I immediately thought to myself, “I guess she is the formidable conservative to watch.”
Mitster better grow himself a brain tumor pronto!
Didn’t Mr (prayedawaythegay) Bachmann say somehing about barbarians?
I will throw my support behind which ever republican candidate show up to the debates with a hatchet sticking in his head.
The rap on a President having migraines is that his/her judgment might be impaired at some critical moment. So how does this apply to Michelle? If her judgment weren’t pretty much impaired 24/7, she wouldn’t be the ignorant anti-science wingnut she proves herself to be every time she opens her mouth.
Michele Bachmann had a problem with Migraine headaches I immediately thought to myself, “I guess she is the formidable conservative to watch.”
cuz you know what? if chele has a migraine that coincides, say with an important vote or a debate that she cannot miss, watch the fuck out!
The rap on a President having migraines is that his/her judgment might be impaired at some critical moment. So how does this apply to Michelle? If her judgment weren’t pretty much impaired 24/7, she wouldn’t be the ignorant anti-science wingnut she proves herself to be every time she opens her mouth.
so, you’re saying that debilitating migraines are an improvement? good call…
BRILLIANT! You only have to make them in one size–SMALL!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously. I like it.
July 27, 2011 at 20:27
Don’t knock those fair-weather fans, they’re going to be my bread and butter. I have plans to sell the fair-weather fan hat.
BRILLIANT! You only have to make them in one size–SMALL!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously. I like it.
did you see my further product development? this could be big…
Silly rednecks. Never bring up Roosevelt’s Polio or Kennedy’s numerous ailments–it’s ALWAYS ABOUT SMOKIN’ THE HOG WITH THESE PEOPLE.
Somewhere, Freud is saying “mmmmhmmmm *snort* yup”.
The rap on a President having migraines is that his/her judgment might be impaired at some critical moment.
I don’t think migraines cause impaired judgment, but if they are bad enough they can keep you from being able to function at all. I have to wonder if anyone would notice with Michele.
mmmmmmmmm…smokin’ hog…
so, you’re saying that debilitating migraines are an improvement? good call…
“migraines” = tea party code for “sudden brief bouts of sanity”?
The rap on a President having migraines is that his/her judgment might be impaired at some critical moment. So how does this apply to Michelle? If her judgment weren’t pretty much impaired 24/7, she wouldn’t be the ignorant anti-science wingnut she proves herself to be every time she opens her mouth.
Man. Good point.
I thought migraines had to do with brain function. How does this effect Bachmann?
at least she doesn’t seek out the company of men who are not her husband for oral sex.
And their proof of this is…?
Shorter Jenn Giroux: “The
GunMigrane Is Good. The Penis Is Bad.”Newt cheated because his patriotic urges got the better of him.
did you see my further product development? this could be big…
I’m almost afraid to ask….
You going to capture Joe Mauer and sell locks of his hair?
Shorter Jenn Giroux: “The Gun Migrane Is Good. The Penis Is Bad.”
With important subtext:
Shorter Jenn Giroux: “The Gun Migrane Is Good. The Penis Is Bad, because I’m not getting any.
Oh look, with the Palin/Bachmann 2012 ticket you get a twofer. If one has a debilitating headache, which may or may not be a symptom of deeper problems, the other can step right up to do the decisioning in a consistent manner. Of course, deciding who it is that has the non functioning brain will be the problem.
Yeah! The Grizzly Mama and The Puke & Go Lay Down in a Dark Room Mama!
From Digby,
Lulz: Louis Gohmert addressing today’s “Hold The Line” tea party rally.
It seems glaringly obvious at this point that the only people who give a shit about the Teaturds, or the now seemingly nonexistent Teaturds, are the media.
Pray all you want, but you can’t hold back the Horde!
Mystic dog said: “I will throw my support behind which ever republican candidate show up to the debates with a hatchet sticking in his head.”
So you will be picking from three or four? How about the women who do, huh,
smart guy?
You know, suffocation due to having your head shoved up your own ass or vag probably mimics the symptoms of a migraine. Perhaps this case requires further medical study?
Also, I think the meme that the Congressional Republicans are being economic suicide bombers is worth spreading.
did you see my further product development? this could be big…
There are several options that would actually be better than the roll-a-dex, but seeing as the target consumers are fair weather fans, I want to have the pleasure of selling them something that makes me money while at the same time makes them look goofy.
I’m almost afraid to ask….
You going to capture Joe Mauer and sell locks of his hair?
hmmmm…good idea, but no. are you familiar with the purses that have all these different ‘shells’ that can be changed for different looks? basically a plain purse that you attach different outsides to with magnets…same thing with the hat…
There are several options that would actually be better than the roll-a-dex, but seeing as the target consumers are fair weather fans, I want to have the pleasure of selling them something that makes me money while at the same time makes them look goofy.
this is the beauty of these things…they are priced fractionally lower than buying a whole new hat…so there are perceived savings for them and mucho dinero for you!
You going to capture Joe Mauer and sell locks of his hair?
also, too…this is NOT what i would do should i capture joe mauer…*go cougar!*
You know, suffocation due to having your head shoved up your own ass or vag probably mimics the symptoms of a migraine. Perhaps this case requires further medical study?
not going in there…
Does the eating hat come in assorted flavors?
Jon Stewart said something to the effect of, when it comes to her brain, migraines aren’t the big problem.
Jon Stewart said something to the effect of, when it comes to her brain, migraines aren’t the big problem.
Is it the inability to recognize patterns, or is she just a dumbass?
i am not nymchanging again!!!
As soon as it hit the news that an “anonymous” source revealed that Michele Bachmann had a problem with Migraine headaches I immediately thought to myself, “I guess she is the formidable conservative to watch.”
Gets headaches = formidable.
Listen lady–the dirty pool at this stage of the game is other Repigs. Nobody does it better than you guys, so buckle up because this shit’s about to get heavy. This little thing was nothing.
There ARE FYWP BLOCKQUOTE TAGS surrounding the first stanza of the masterful comment.
I must say that Jenn DID include Larry Craig and Mark Foley in her list of false equivalencies. There was an attempt to be somewhat even handed–despite the overarching flaw in her argument.
A2) most of her examples were republicans…lol…
Yes, all Republicans who’ve been caught doing “gay” stuff. No mention of Ensign or Vitter.
As long as there are no live boys or dead girls, it’s OK, right Jenn?
Gets headaches = formidable.
Until we break out the bright lights and asphalt odor.
Sadly, No! Making cantankerous world leaders wait in in he Rose Garden in order to soften them up for negotiations while taking care of other business is called multitasking. It’s a prerequisite for having Presidential timbre, or is it timber? I’m sure the Clenis had both.
Sadly, No!
that needed a trigger warning…ewwww…now i need a shower…
at least she doesn’t seek out the company of men who are not her husband for oral sex.
Is it really that she doesn’t seek, or is it that the crazy scares all prospects away? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
in order to soften them
I see what you do there.
This little thing was nothing.
Given the plethora of Republican candidates God has imstructed to run I expect the next things will be akin to the wars in the bible. Is god the biggest troll EVAH? I’m investing in popcorn, I think.
Before joining Human Life International, Jenn began Women Influencing the Nation (WIN), an organization dedicated to reclaiming traditional morals in our society with special emphasis on encouraging women to have more children once again in America.
Women Influencing the Nation was heavily involved in supporting the efforts of Former Attorney General Phill Kline in his criminal charges against Planned Parenthood and to enforce the Late Term Abortion Law inside Kansas, the abortion capital of the World. Jenn testified before the Kansas Legislative Committee on September 6, 2007 representing over 5500 petitions asking Kansas official to prosecute George Tiller for doing illegal abortions.
Mmm, copypasta.
Kansas, the abortion capital of the World
i did not know this…hmmm, not the thing i autmatically think of when i think of kansas…perhaps their tourism board should be alerted…
TinTin: Add my thanks, too.
bbfk: I LIKE your nym changes. Also, you have the cutest evah tag-fails and S,N simply wouldn’t be the same without them.
bbfk: I LIKE your nym changes. Also, you have the cutest evah tag-fails and S,N simply wouldn’t be the same without them.
ha, ha…well thanks…s,n was NOT the same after my first tagfail which caused the dreaded everything is now in italics mode…
Blog-pimping: VS has some Smilin’ Dudeskull photos at her place.
(Moar Mini_B coming soon?)
Is it the inability to recognize patterns, or is she just a dumbass?
The second one. Although I think the two go hand-in-hand.
Isn’t Phill Kline considered the biggest disaster in the history of Kansas law enforcement? IIRC, he got bounced as AG after one term because he and his staff spent so much time harassing abortion clinics that they ignored real criminals, or botched their prosecutions. Then he was appointed prosecutor in a county by a board dominated by anti-abortion fanatics.
Kansas seems to be “the abortion capital of the world” according to one metric: People who are obsessed by it.
That Renew America place is seriously fucked up.
Also, guh?
tsam: Mariners break the losing streak! 9-2 . Playing at NY Evil!
The views expressed by RenewAmerica columnists are their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of RenewAmerica or its affiliates.
oh, relly?
The views expressed by RenewAmerica columnists are their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of RenewAmerica or its affiliates
how do you suppose one goes about becoming a renewamerica columnists? i’m guessing you type out a bunch of crap, email it along with a picture of yourself at your most insanest and you’re in…any takers? *cough*dkw!*cough*
Isn’t Phill Kline considered the biggest disaster in the history of Kansas law enforcement?
Ever heard of AG Vern Miller? Way back in the mid-70’s. Dumb as a post, and an over-the-top self-promoter. True: He road along on drug busts in the trunk of a plain-clothes car…and jumped out to ‘surprise’ the suspects. Kansans just loved them some Vern Miller:
http://www.hutchnews.com/Print/Miller2009-01-07T20-50-36
tsam: Mariners break the losing streak! 9-2 . Playing at NY Evil!
Well, yeah. After losing 17 straight…but yeah. Cool.
pretend that ‘road’ actually reads ‘rode’
I’m so ambivalent about caring that I forgot to close my tags.
Renew America. Bulldoze it.
Up your cunt,
A sorta mango from the link above:
Doesn’t speak highly of Kansas historians.
Renew America. Bulldoze it.
Thanx, rodertudis.
Btw, I’ve always been curious about yer nym. Help me out?
any takers? *cough*dkw!*cough*
Do it, dude! (You can also send it to the Post … and, most of all ,put it up here for the Sadlies!)
Kilt the thread. I’m going back to the Highlands.
Nym=name, no?
Many years ago I lived next door to a very lovely family, Robert and Reed and their three young children. My first name is also Robert, so whenever anyone in our neighborhood spoke either of Robert my neighbor or of me, they always tacked on our last name to avoid confusion. Robert and Reed’s youngest child, Jack, could not pronounce either my first or last name correctly, but always tried to say them together. Everyone thought he was cute mispronouncing my name, so cute that the whole neighborhood began mispronouncing my name. So it kind of stuck….
could not pronounce either my first or last name correctly,
okay, just to cheer myself up again…i can only assume your last name is ‘tootis’?
You know what? I just realized that I have misspelled the name little Jack used to call me! It should be, Rodert Rudis. I’ll correct that….my last name is Lewis. I feel as though I’ve been outed…..bbkf, the story about your brother is very touching. I lost my older brother years ago. His story was covered in an article in Der Spiegel.
Those of you w/ lost brothers, let this story cheer you a bit:
Went to school w/ two brothers, one my age, the other a yr. or two older. The summer after eighth grade (for me & the younger brother) the brothers were water-skiing on Lake Washington when the younger one fell off his skis. Older brother went back to get him & managed to chop him to death w/ the propeller of the ski boat.
So at least your brothers didn’t die at your hands, accidentally or not.
On a cheerier note,
Slauterhouse Five gets a little Farenheit 451.
Fenwick, if you haven’t slipped back into the shadows too far to see this, I’d like to ask you if you read about the Braves-Pirates game from last night: longest game in the Atlanta franchise history, decided by an obviously bad call at home plate….wish I could’a been there! or maybe not! Six and one half hours….I was lucky enough to live in Atlanta when Greg Maddux was on the Braves roster. I think he must have thrown one of the shortest games in baseball.
Dan Savage pwns Santorum. (The Rick, I mean)
Wow. I canz spill. Rilly.
Read as – Slaughterhouse
Slaughterhouse Five gets a little Farenheit 451.
Maybe this will lead kids to read it on their own just to spite the prudes around them. If it’s salacious enough to ban, it’s got to be good.
So it goes!
Wow. I canz spill. Rilly.
Well, at least you can spell your own name.
His story was covered in an article in Der Spiegel.
english version? also, lil jack had quite the speech impediment if he got roderttudis out of robert lewis…i bet he was either super cute or extremely annoying…
also, too…
So at least your brothers didn’t die at your hands, accidentally or not.
oddly enough, this is a comforting thought…i always felt a certain amount of guilt over his accident…wrongly, but still…
on a MUCH cheerier note, teh hubby has steaks on the barbie (AND he did dishes earlier today!) and i’ve got some wine chilling…
on a MUCH cheerier note, teh hubby has steaks on the barbie (AND he did dishes earlier today!) and i’ve got some wine chilling…
What cut? I went out to dinner with the family last night- went to a place run by a guy from Chile and a guy from Uruguay. I didn’t have a steak, but had grilled sweetbreads (best part of the animal!) with a blood sausage and a chorizo. The steaks are good, but I prefer the fiddly bits.
Cripes, M B—I remember that from the news. That was really horrifying. My CRS won’t let me recall exactly how long ago it was, which is a good thing for both of us, probably.
On the book-burning front…In “liberal” Seattle (actually north of Seattle, in the even more “liberal” Shoreline school district) I had my copy of Catch-22 confiscated in 1969, so I guess we’ve gone backwards 40 years at least.
Translation? I have a hard copy in a trunk in the attic of my Atlanta home. You might try this: http://translate.google.com/#de|en|
Little Jack was probably three years old, maybe just two and a half? He grew up speaking normally, so I don’t think he had a speech impediment. I haven’t seen Jack in many years.
I miss grilling out. Saturday morning Iris and I are moving to Diriamba, a beautiful little Spanish colonial village about twenty five kilometers from the Pacific. (We’re really excited! I’ve already hooked up with a local fisherman to take me out trolling for mahi mahi, marlin, tuna, etc.) I have promised myself that I will have a grill fabricated from 1/4″ plate steel once we get settled in. There really is no substitute for grilling out.
So I’ve been sketching some basic plans for a grill/smoker that a good metal shop here can make with standard materials. Anyone have any ideas? I figure it should function like your basic Weber: air intake on the bottom, exhaust on the top. Heavy, removable grate to carry the coals, another lighter one to throw the meats on. But this grill will have to be square or rectangular, two pieces, hinged together, and resting on a sturdy steel frame…..might be kind of heavy….
Check out instructables.com, I know they have smoker instructions, they might have something like you want or at least something similar enough to give you a good start on drafting your plans.
Rev., I b’leeve it was the summer of ’67. If not, ’68.
The steaks are good, but I prefer the fiddly bits.
*shudder* i dunno…teh hubby picked them up from the butcher shop…they were mighty tasty…
why do sweetbreads sound so good, but are so disgusting?
I thought all happening smokers/grills were made from an oil barrel cut in half & hinged.
That’s how it’s done in Tejas, anyhoo..
For the last time (today):
NO ORGAN MEATS!!
Little Jack was probably three years old, maybe just two and a half?
well, this would explain it then…thanks for the translator link…will test it out later…
how is it that you get to live such a kick ass life in totally kick ass places?
I thought all happening smokers/grills were made from an oil barrel cut in half & hinged.
That’s how it’s done in Tejas, anyhoo..
here in mn we use old freezers or upright commercial coolers…
For the last time (today):
NO ORGAN MEATS!!
geez…for a godless, perverted liberal you sure are touchy about the organ meat…
I see surviving brother is a successful att’y. now.
Sumteyems
He is, however, a pretty nice guy.
I’m not sure if that makes up for “I Can’t Drive 55” or not, but there it is.
He is, however, a pretty nice guy.
I’m not sure if that makes up for “I Can’t Drive 55? or not, but there it is.
i would indeed like to party with him, i just no longer am held in thrall by his *music*…except maybe ‘there’s only one way’ and ‘three lock box’…just for the memories…
jeepers…i kind of wish the copypasta troll was here…i am having a laundry problem and i’m pretty sure he has the solution somewhere in his far ranging internetz branes…
Thanks Tigris. Neat stuff. I googled Charcoal Grill Design, got 2,410,000 results (in 14 seconds). Looks like I’ll be up late checking ’em all out.
“I thought all happening smokers/grills were made from an oil barrel cut in half & hinged.
That’s how it’s done in Tejas, anyhoo..”
I’ve seen grills made from those barrels. They’re popular at the outdoor BBQ joints around Atlanta. I don’t know. Most of the barrels and drums I know about contained insecticide, electric motor resin, or, like you say, oil. I suppose you can burn that goop out. But what if you don’t and don’t know until it’s too late? I think I’ll try to find some raw steel plate for this project….
NO ORGAN MEATS!
What’s sausage? I like sausage. I’ve had sweetbreads a couple of times and I thought they were delicious….not that many places serve them so it’s not like they’re always jumping out at you…
I do have a kick-ass life. I’m very lucky. It wasn’t always this way…I can only say this: my old man told me not to work myself to death like he did. Don’t wait until it’s too damn late to enjoy your life he said. My brother said the same thing. If you’re fifty and are thinking of working another ten years, you might want to review that plan with a pencil (with a good eraser) and a calculator. I have friends and relatives who are in their sixties and they all say, well almost all, that they should have stopped working sooner. I think what happens is you fall into a working rut and just can’t see a way out of it, or maybe the rut is so deep you don’t even realize that you’re in a rut, or maybe you’ve grown so used to drawing a check and thinking it’s never gonna be enough… Anyway, I don’t like giving advice. I’m not qualified and I’ve never liked anyone giving me advice, at least not unless I asked for it.
Damn. Don’t you hate when someone says “I can only say this”, then goes off on some long, drawn out explanation of the thing, when the first few words were enough? Beg y’all’s pardon…
I’m outside of the hospital. Some visitors arrive. They are in a Ford F150. It’s painted gold-beige, but blue paint is visible underneath. There is a middle-aged, obese, blond-haired, golden-skinned man. There are two boys. The man insists that the oldest is a girl. It is truly disturbing, as he is clearly a boy. His shoulders appear unnaturally developed for his height. Perhaps his growth was halted at some point. I think he will be tall one day. He has collagen injections in his chest area, and he is wearing a low-cut shirt. It is very disturbing.
There has been a dramatic increase in this type of abuse lately, gender, and age related medical abuses. It’s mutilation, and it has to stop. The kid has a younger child he is obviously often left responsible for. It’s palable, how protective he feels of the younger boy. They cover in a blanket while standing in the truck box. I understand this to be a sign, that they are hiding. The police must be looking for them. They don’t appear to be brothers.
I can only say this: my old man told me not to work myself to death like he did. Don’t wait until it’s too damn late to enjoy your life he said. My brother said the same thing.
excellent philiosophy…too bad i never followed it…i’ve always had 2-3 jobs at any given time…when i was in college i blvieve i had 4…sigh…
what i need to do is get my ass moving and get my novel(s) finished and/or submit some work to magazines, etc…which is a much better plan than waiting for my mom to win the fricking lottery…
Damn. Don’t you hate when someone says “I can only say this”, then goes off on some long, drawn out explanation of the thing, when the first few words were enough? Beg y’all’s pardon…
no…i hate it when somebody goes on and on and then says, ‘that being said’
There are unconfirmed rumours of gravedigging. There is a shortage of rare metals, that are being retrieved from technogical equipment previously surgically implanted in people. There is henceforth a concern for recycle drives and the final destination of the technologies brought into depots. I would urge people to keep their recycable technologies as well as refridgeration systems.
stupid andon troll does not have useful info such as smoked meat recipes…although recycling is always a good thing…
i just heard rob incmacowski tell bert blyleven that he ‘wants to see dick hanle that hose out there…’ what kind of crap are they broadcasting on baseball nowadays?!?!?
Andon
Andoff
The Ander!
~
Related, barely: I played “guitar” in an air-guitar version of “i can’t drive 55” as a
freshman in high school. About ’83 or so. Dear FSM I suck.
geez…for a godless, perverted liberal you sure are touchy about the organ meat…
I don’t have too many all-consuming generalizations about life, but that’s one of them.
And I have always been at war w/ Sammy Hagar.
Migraines, retractable nails, a third nipple, a prehensile tail – who gives a fuck? Her politics are equal parts Twilight Zone & A Handmaid’s Tale as interpreted by Heinrich Himmler on crack. Her propensity to headaches matters about as much as her eye colour, compared to that.
I think the meme that the Congressional Republicans are being economic suicide bombers is worth spreading.
Shorter GOP:
We MUST prevail in the glorious Fiscal Jihad – for Teh Great Profit Reagan (pbuh)!
72 nubile heifers await in Paradise for everyone who votes “NEIGH!!”
Death to America!!!
NORQUIST AKHBAR!!!!
*ka-blooey*
Migraines, retractable nails, a third nipple, a prehensile tail – who gives a fuck? Her politics are equal parts Twilight Zone & A Handmaid’s Tale as interpreted by Heinrich Himmler on crack. Her propensity to headaches matters about as much as her eye colour, compared to that.
as always, spot on…
I had a grill made out of a 55 gallon drum of unknown provenance. I painted it in the livery of my favorite F1 team with engine paint. Gawd only knows what toxins were emitted as I made many, many racks of pork ribs (St. Louis cut, 3/4 down) for my racing friends.
Get that man a kewpie doll and the thousand internets he has won.
So Bachmann’s debt limit proposal is going to be called “To Serve Liberals”?
Aw, hell, if Yankee voters are turned off Michele The She-Wolf Of Minnesota by her migraines, then sure, MIGRAINES CAUSE COMMUNISM & TEH GHEY! BACHMANN IS ONLY GETTING THEM BECAUSE HER MASTER SATAN IS IMPATIENT THAT HIS MINION ISN’T RUNNING AMERICA YET! BE VERY VERY AFRAID! OOGA-BOOGA!
Actually, what should worry voters is whatever rock-star-like level of drugs she’s likely tripping balls on 24/7 … people who are hammered to the tits on pharmaceuticals? Not so hot in crisis situations, as it turns out. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
“To Serve Liberals”
With a side-dish of arugula, natch.
My fellow Americans, Migraines make you unfit for office.
And despite what you may hear in the near future, Hemorrhoids are merely an inconvenience.
I promise to not let my health issue get in the way, can Bachmann make the same promise?
Brought to you by the elect Slim Yawnplenty committee.
Slim approved this message!
I suppose she, and the whole GOP, is really more “The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street” than anything else.
Enjoying a bit of arugula right now, actually.
Slim Roidplenty
He’s our man
If Roid can’t lick ’em
No one can
Wait.
Slim has licked his own roids.
Can Bachman say the same?
Vote Slim Yawnplenty, because Shelly can’t lick her own lobes.
It shouldn’t be a problem since it’s her hubby who’s going to run the nation if she’s elected anyway. According to her own views on marital relationships.
Yeah, but does “Yawning Roidlicker” sound Presidential?
I suppose that could be directed at either of those two comments.
Just curious. Maybe the two are related?
You know, a blow job a day keeps the migraines away!
I’m betting Marcus curiously never has a migraine.
You know, a blow job a day keeps the migraines away!
More research is required. Especially research involving NZ-resident subjects of Danish ancestry.
whatever rock-star-like level of drugs she’s likely tripping balls on 24/7
SSRIs, I believe.
When I were a lad we only had ergotamine tartrate and we considered ourselves lucky, but you try telling that to kids today.
Danish ancestry
I recommend against eating pastries older than 48 hours.
I know many of you Sadlies have given up on The Daily Show, so allow me to tell you that Stewart has upped his attacks on FoxNews in recent weeks. And when I say “upped his attacks” you know that I mean “revealed their hypocrisy and absence of journalistic standards.” His renewed vigor in this area can be traced to, I believe, the appearance on TDS by the smarmy, condescending, Bret Baier back in the spring. It would not surprise me if Ailes, et al have decreed “no more appearances on TDS by FoxNews employees.”
Heh. “Ailes et al.” Yeah, I’ll bet he did.
*cough*dkw!*cough*
What the heck. Now before I do the photoshoot – do I take the percocet before or after snorting the entire bottle of cough syrup?
But SRSLY, I’m not sure if I can crazee enough to get past the screeners.
“Alan Keyes Is Making Sense.”
Free lithium with every subscription!
Actually, what should worry voters is whatever rock-star-like level of drugs she’s likely tripping balls on 24/7
Triptans: less trippy than you’d expect, given the name.
You know, a blow job a day keeps the migraines away!
Explains why I have them, I’ve never had a blow job.
“Alan Keyes Is Making Sense.”
Free lithium with every subscription!
A hammer would help the readership achieve the desired state quicker.
Explains why I have them, I’ve never had a blow job
‘Tis better to give than to recieve.
Hey, did everyone notice that the Gaytriot is deleting posts with inconvenient facts?
“The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.”
is whatever rock-star-like level of drugs she’s likely tripping balls on 24/7
this is not my biggest concern…mine is her rock-star-like freakreligious pet bradlee dean…she has yet to walk him back, which, to give jenn giroux credit, does seem to be a bit formidable as she is apparently willing to be associated with his particular brand of crazy…as well as her own, that is…
also, too…i must remember the phrases ‘tripping balls on’ and ‘hammered to the tits’…
I know many of you Sadlies have given up on The Daily Show
i shall never…that and colbert are literally the only sources of ‘news’ i consume…and guess what? i don’t get migraines!!!
But SRSLY, I’m not sure if I can crazee enough to get past the screeners
do not doubt yoursefl, grasshopper…
Yeah, but does “Yawning Roidlicker” sound Presidential?
more than “George W. Bush”
Hey, did everyone notice that the Gaytriot is deleting posts with inconvenient facts?
why yes i did…because mine were some of them…gaytriot is a giant tool crybaby douchebag…
oh, good dog…’chele is going to be *speaking* at the national press club luncheon today…
Yeah, but does “Yawning Roidlicker” sound Presidential?
sounds like a character from one of the Star Wars prequels, actually.
oh, good dog…’chele is going to be *speaking* at the national press club luncheon today…
to be fair, the national press deserve her.
Should be a source of infinite lulz, Crazy Shelly making words at teh press.
Should be a source of infinite lulz, Crazy Shelly making words at teh press.
ikr! i am so tuning in to that…i need the lulz…
Yeah, but does “Yawning Roidlicker” sound Presidential?
sounds like a character from one of the Star Wars prequels, actually.
Yousah most unwelcome around mesah and other not branes-freed peoples.
Heh
Lemme know how that works out for ya, Bradlee (wtf?).
I know many of you Sadlies have given up on The Daily Show
Why would anybody do that?
More research is required. Especially research involving NZ-resident subjects of Danish ancestry
Don’t hog all the smokin’.
Welcome to Hemroids Help, a site dedicated to helping people across the globe find the best hemorrhoid treatment options available. Our site offers educational articles on all types including internal, external and bleeding hemorrhoids.
Our editors and users have conducted over 40 hemorrhoid product reviews resulting in a top 3 consumer list for all online products. Our reviews were based on the following elements:
Safety Effectiveness Cost Customer Service Shipping Time
H-Hemorrhoids
Voted the #1 product by both our editors and users, H-Hemorrhoids from Amoils.com is an all natural blend of specially selected essential oils which absorb quickly into the hemorroid and work to reduce itching, pain and inflammation fast. This product was effective in treating over 95% of the user group.
The company is reputable and has an 8 year track record developing effective natural treatments.
Fast and secure shipping means relief is just a click away.
Instantly Relieves Burning and Itching
Eliminates Hemorrhoids Fast
Top Quality Natural Ingredients
No Burning and Itching
Fast and Secure Shipping
Visit the Official Website – http://www.amoils.com
Read our full Heal Hemorrhoids Review
Venapro
Venapro is an all natural hebal homeopathic medication for hemorrhoids. Venapro helps to reduce swelling and relieve the itchiness and pain associated with hemorrhoids.
While our users did rate this product in the top three treatments, overall the efffectiveness of this product in treating hemorrhoids was less than that of our number one product and number two product.
Read our full Venapro Review
User Reviews
Product Rating
Heal Hemorroids
by Blaine.
Tried this product and loved it. It got to my house very fast (I ordered on a Friday and it got there Tuesday afternoon). Funky smell, but did the trick.
Wonderful product!
by Tracey
I had some pretty serious roids after my child was born. I was going to take the Pregnancy safe version of the Healing Natural Oils product but decided to wait until after.
Now that I have used it, I wish I had have used their safe version when I was pregnant! Good job guys, works great.
No pain
by Peter Robson
I started using H-Hemorrhoids two weeks ago, and most of my problems are gone. I still have remnant of the hemorrhoids, late stage swelling, but 90% of this was fixed very fast. I recommend that one since I tried it.
In Health Food Stores
by Brad B.
The H-Hemorrhoids product needs to be in stores. Very good, and I am wondering why you guys can’t do that?
Great stuff
by Brenda Schneider
Great product by Healing Natural Oils, would recommend it to anyone. Lots of people recommended I download e-books and try and create my own remedy, but that is pointless when the cost of this is $26 and it works so well….
Submit Your Heal Review
More About Hemorrhoids
Hemroids, commonly known as piles and often spelled hemorrhoids or hemmoroids, is a skin condition characterized by swelling and inflammation of blood vessels (veins) in the rectal and anal area, and affects millions of people in the world, particularly those who are over 50 years of age and live in industrially developed countries. Hemorrhoid treatment or medication is often required to eliminate the symptoms – itching, pain and burning associated with this condition.
The word hemroids actually refers to the cushions of tissues that join the rectum and the anus. These tissues are filled with blood vessels and the swelling of blood vessels, more particularly the veins, has come to be known popularly as hemroids. Hemorrhoid treatments and relief can range from topical hemorrhoid creams, oils and very often surgery, know as Hemorrhoidectomy.
Hemroids Symptoms
Hemorrhoid symptoms are characterized by swelling of rectal/anal veins, pain, itching, irritation, and (in some cases) bleeding from the affected area. Bleeding occurs in case of internal hemorrhoids and the blood issued from the affected area with hemorrhoids is of bright red color. External hemorrhoids, on the other hand, are characterized by painful swelling and/or a hard lump close to the anus. For some people, hemorrhoid symptoms may reveal themselves as blood clots forming in the hemroidal tissue, a condition diagnosed as thrombosed external hemroids, which requires hemorroid treatment in the form of surgery. Both internal hemorrhoids and external hemorhroids are variations of the condition.
Hemroid Causes
The development of hemroids has been attributed to several causes, nearly all acting by increasing the pressure on the rectal/anal veins over time and ultimately causing the hemorrhoids to swell and grow inflamed. Among the more important causes of hemorhoids are: digestive problems (diarrhea and constipation); fiber-deficient diet and low intake of fluids; obesity/excess weight; strenuous sports or exercise and lifting heavy objects; pregnancy (in women); hypertension (high blood pressure); and all inappropriate postures that exert a direct or indirect pressure on the vessels in the rectal/anal area.
Hemorrhoid Treatment
The treatment of hemroids varies from patient to patient, depending on the type and severity of the disease. For symptomatic hemorrhoid relief from swelling, and irritation, topical hemroid treatment medications & products are available that reduce the swelling. However, these do not always permanently cure hemorrhoids and a check needs to be kept on the health of the hemroidal tissues through various means like a better diet and habits which do not subject the rectal area to increased pressure. Among other things, these include weight control, appropriate posture during defecation, and refrain from strenuous activities. The real cure for hemroids is proper diet and posture. Once you have treated current problems, and learn how to get rid of hemorrhoids, you can prevent the condition from recurring.
Hemorrhoid surgery is performed for long-term hemorrhoid relief in severe cases. Besides traditional forms of surgery, laser surgery has recently been used for as an alternative treatment for hemorrhoids.
A number of formulas have also been in use for coping with the condition including natural or herbal such as Horse-chestnut extract, Butcher’s Broom extract, and Bilberry extract are some of the many online products that are used to provide relief from hemroid symptoms.
New all natural hemorrhoid treatments such as our number one rated product called H-Hemorrhoids are able to blend science and nature to create very effective remedies that are safe.
Non-Hemroidal Problems
It is important to remember that the symptoms of hemroids are also experienced by patients suffering from some non-hemroidal conditions like rectal cancer, anal fissure, anal abscess etc. Therefore, patients experiencing these symptoms need to have their condition diagnosed as correctly before taking any kind of treatment on their own. You will find others online that speak openly about the issue.
References:
Mayoclinic – Definition, symptoms and information about the condition.
Colon Cleansing – A look at colon cleansing, and how it can be beneficial in preventing hemorrhoids
WebMD – Accurate overview of hemorrhoids.
Lemme know how that works out for ya, Bradlee (wtf?).
this is another ikr! what kind of grown man has two ees at the end of his first name? especially a NONgay man? anyhoo, i hope my favorite college prof bradley deane gets some mileage out of all the google searches and what not…this reminds me, i should prolly fb some bradlee folly to him just for the hay of it…
I gotta be honest, if I just saw the name “Bradlee” without knowing who it referred to, the thought of it being a man would never enter my mind. “Randee” is always a girls’ name, right?
“Randee” is always a girls’ name, right?
Also, a state of being for either sex.
“Randee” is always a girls’ name, right?
I’m not really sure.
‘Course, imagine my surprise on seeing the author’s picture on the first book I read by Joscelyn Godwin.
especially a NONgay man?
What’s the rule about singularly focused, eliminationist homophobes?
Evelyn Waugh was another another surprise package, if you know what I mean.
But those of you are officianados of failed Bronco quarterbacks, you’d guess correctly that Bradlee was a dude. Football is most edumacayshonal.
“I know many of you Sadlies have given up on The Daily Show
Why would anybody do that?”
I seem to recall a while back that someone (T&U?) mentioned that they had stopped watching TDS. Just wanted to get them to come back, is all.
I seem to recall a while back that someone (T&U?) mentioned that they had stopped watching TDS.
Well, to be fair, she had to go vote.
Interestingly enough, Scott Walker has introduced legislation requiring people with cankles to use special voting booths, only available in the cellar of the OLD Municipal building. In De Pere. In a locked room. With a sign saying “Tiger Inside”. Behind the file cabinets.
Contractor: “My email is randy@…..”
tsam: “ok, r a n d y at …”
Contractor, “No, it’s r a n d i e”
tsam: “Really?”
Contractor (obviously annoyed as hell) “YES”
Oops.
Interestingly enough, Scott Walker has introduced legislation requiring people with cankles to use special voting booths, only available in the cellar of the OLD Municipal building. In De Pere. In a locked room. With a sign saying “Tiger Inside”. Behind the file cabinets.
The Shambling Stalker
All those surnames that became given names, like Percy and Shirley and Sidney and Howard and Evelyn and Beverley—you can’t trust them!
you’d guess correctly that Bradlee was a dude
Lucy’s and Linus’ little known adopted brother. It is not reported if he had a thumb sucking problem.
i think it is e before e except if you are proven to not be clinically insane…
Pupenius said it:
Scratch a homophobe, find a homo.
Also, NEVER trust a guy with two first names. Bradlee Dean–not trustworthy.
Scratch a homophobe, find a homo.
and likely to slap at you and scream, ‘stthop it!’
I used to collect pairs of names that worked equally well backwards: Dean Martin, Martin Dean; James Joyce, Joyce James….
Lemme know how that works out for ya, Bradlee (wtf?).
You Can Sue, But You Cannot Win Ministries
What’s the rule about singularly focused, eliminationist homophobes?
When you’re pointing a finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at yourself.
Also, NEVER trust a guy with two first names. Bradlee Dean–not trustworthy.
MCDONALD IS NOT A FIRST NAME!
I followed a link yesterday to the Bradleeeeee Maddow thing, turned out it was to WND. It was amusing to read. Several times they say (paraphrasing) “despite the prominent notice at his web site saying they do not and never have called for execution of homosexuals.” The web site disclaimer saying that he did not say what he said means Maddow defamed him, I see. I’m looking forward to this.
the Bradleeeeee
is he related to the Donaldee?
Also, NEVER trust a guy with two first names. Bradlee Dean–not trustworthy.
Donald Douglas. Hey, it works!
teh hubby’s bossman at pbs is named leslie
Well, lioslath had a pretty butch derivation. It’s funny how name “genders” change- “Courtney” used to be more popular as a man’s name until a 1956 novel “flipped” it.
Also, NEVER trust a guy with two first names. Bradlee Dean–not trustworthy.
But Howard Dean? I dunno…..
POOOOOOOOOOOP
What about a guy with two last names, like Rotten McDonald?
Why would anybody do that?
I have loved me some Stewart in the past, but his tendency to pile on the “both sides do it” bandwagon of false equivalence tends to piss me off
.
What about names that sound incomplete? Peter Bogdanovich what?
Why did I click that? I really hope that’s fake.
Well, lioslath had a pretty butch derivation.
Lesley Ann Downey, British murder victim
Lesley Molseed (1964-1975), British murder victim
why do the british hate people named lesley?
this on the other hand…awesome…
Lesley van der Lek, Dutch guitarist
This.
His rally basically just pissed me off because of that. He’s still funny, and I watch occasionally, but I mostly find myself pissed that he isn’t tougher on his asshole guests. That would happen to be funnier too.
Why did I click that? I really hope that’s fake.
i’m more surprised that a high school in michigan has a bowling alley…obviously their state is NOT doing so badly if they can afford that!
I have loved me some Stewart in the past, but his tendency to pile on the “both sides do it” bandwagon of false equivalence tends to piss me off
i would still bear his children…if i still had a uterus that is…
What about a guy with two last names, like Rotten McDonald?
A person to be trusted with designing your house!
POOOOOOOOOOOP
Holy Crap!!!
Now I think I shall fix me some eggs.
.
Lesley van der Lek
I used to collect pairs of names that worked equally well backwards,,,
Back in teh day, CBC TV had a show called Switchback and on teh LEAFS SUCK broadcast, teh lead singer of Images In Vogue was a frequent guest. There was this one segment where they were soliciting for suggestions for a nickname for him. I thought I was really clever for suggesting Martin, until I found out that Martin is his actual middle name
Your tax dollars at work, people.
I thought it was “Don’t go swimming for 45 minutes.”
Which reminded me of the old joke that ends, “No thanks. If the first four shots didn’t get the taste out…”
The South takes the cake for bullshit pretentious weird hilarious and unpronounceable names. Here’s a short list of girl’s names I have heard in the last several years:
Johnson
Bradley
Smith
Bostwick
Wilkes
Calhoun
That’s right, these are girl’s names. Boys? Hah, check this out:
Sharon
Cathy
Patty
Sunny
Coy
Seems backasswards, no?
This is not to say that certain members of my own family didn’t swallow a purple micro dot the day they showed up at the nurses station to fill out the birth certificate forms, to wit:
Little Debbie Goss
County Line Goss
Half Walter SImpson
Spotty Pink Jordan
Allis Chalmers Spurlock
Ike Eisenhower Hurley
Dynaflow Rabun
Dewey Dee Dillard
Edjones Lizenby
I feel like I got off pretty light with Rodert Rudis.
Boys? Hah, check this out:
And all this time, I thought boys names were all like “Clethro” and “Buford” and “Gigan”.
Speaking of funneh names, Joe, Montana.
Also that bit about how teh Census only uses bulk data and no one can be individually identified?
A person to be trusted with designing your house!
Can you slam a stupid looking faucet down on the desk and order him to design a house around it?
Johnny Rotten McDonald Viscilicious
Oooh, I like that.
Can you slam a stupid looking faucet down on the desk and order him to design a house around it?
in my office, that’s grounds for brain-eating.
Johnny Rotten McDonald Viscilicious
Oooh, I like that.
perhaps we can petition vs to change Dudeskull’s name.
Johnny Rotten McDonald Viscilicious Slayer. Could it GET any more bad-ass?
“His rally basically just pissed me off because of that. He’s still funny, and I watch occasionally, but I mostly find myself pissed that he isn’t tougher on his asshole guests. That would happen to be funnier too.”
Agreed. Every time Howard Fucking Kurtz puts out a new book, he has him on. And every time he has Howard Fucking Kurtz on his show, he gives Howard Fucking Kurtz a pass. So, I guess, the moral of the story is to not watch TDS when Howard Fucking Kurtz is the guest.
in my office, that’s grounds for brain-eating.
What isn’t?
What isn’t?
Oh-I know! Not having brains.
Not having brains.
Aaaand, bringing it back home, this means Michelle is safe at ZRM’s place.
Since Thers didn’t provide any Mangos I went for a little swim.
The only thing more shocking than their complete and utter lack of self awareness is their complete and utter lack of self awareness
If Conclusion Jumping, and Entirely Missing the Point were events added to the Olympic Decathlon a fat out of shape winger could scratch out of the other eight events and still carry home gold every four years.
Since I have already given it a hint I might check out the comments. Jeeezuz H.
Yes, my understanding is that having a cerebrectomy would cause some migraines from time to time.
What isn’t?
paying my invoices on time.
Lesley van der Lek
hmmm…not as flashy as i expected…dude with the sax was rockin’ though…
Aaaand, bringing it back home, this means Michelle is safe at ZRM’s place.
no brains is not the same as not using them.
I suspect most of teh Pea Tardy members’ brains are ripe and unsullied with wear… virgin brains, as it were.
i’m more surprised that a high school in michigan has a bowling alley…obviously their state is NOT doing so badly if they can afford that!
I noticed that too. The dude had to deface a freaking Bowling lane? They couldn’t fine a backyard with a privacy fence in that tory neighborhood of theirs to get a proper measurement. Also, too, as well, a butplug was involved.
.
Norway mass murderer an equal opportunity plagiarist? So-called “manifesto” a cut-and-paste job
so, the anonymous nym-stealing copypasta troll is really anders?!?!?
Aaaand, bringing it back home, this means Michelle is safe at ZRM’s place.
I think the First Lady has lotsa brains and should probably avoid ZRM.
CRAP!!! i forgot to tune into mechele my gel on npr!!!
I think the First Lady has lotsa brains and should probably avoid ZRM.
FLOTUS has little to fear from me; I suspect she could handily kick my ass.
Oh my!!
Not sure this one is parody, or an example of the last honest Wingnut.
Or a nymjack that slipped one past the goalie, as the coherent quotient of this comment far exceeds the previous one.
.
I suspect most of teh Pea Tardy members’ brains are ripe and unsullied with wear…
Zombies eat their vegetables!
hmmm…comment left on mpr’s site regarding chele and her performance today:
I’m embarrassed the National Press Club was afraid to ask Bachmann one “serious” question, and allowed her to ignore questions for which she was unprepared.
She spoke of Reagan as if he were her hero, yet he and his congress rose the debt ceiling more than any President in history.
Further, she announced she wants to eliminate the ability for college students to receive government loans to help them with tuition, and not one reporter had a comment or question? For some Americans, those very few who are not incredibly wealthy, this almost insures they will not have access to higher education. Yet, Bachmann is concerned about “Issac”? Maybe he’ll get lucky, Rep. Bachmann, and follow in his father’s footsteps who has it “made” sweating to death in what YOU described as a horrid working environment.
As for the Press Clubs–you seem more a Club of Cowards today.It is possible to respect a woman and still ask her the same type of questions you would ask a man running for President. In fact, you’re handling of Bachmann with not kid, but baby-gloves, insults all women.
Soooooo… Because the guy read, re-read and aggregated hundreds upon hundreds of pages of right-wing blog screeds to explain and justify his terrorist political mass murder of children, this means that he has no connection to said right wing nor could said screeds possibly have any causal relationship to his actions. Q.E. fucking D.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
“A miracle of art and science?” Bo Gritz—is that you?
Soooooo… Because the guy read, re-read and aggregated hundreds upon hundreds of pages of right-wing blog screeds to explain and justify his terrorist political mass murder of children, this means that he has no connection to said right wing nor could said screeds possibly have any causal relationship to his actions.
Prezactly!!! However you left out the part that this is also the fault of the Liberal Norwegian Government for shoving multiculturalism down his throat, and by extension Liberals everywhere.
.
Contractor, “No, it’s r a n d i e”
tsam: “Really?”
No, “Reallie”.
OMG! I just saw a blonde, blue-eyed nordic looking guy walking through the airport. I hope TSA stops him before he gets on an airplane.
“blonde, blue-eyed nordic looking guy”
nevermind.
Contractor, “No, it’s r a n d i e”
tsam: “Really?”
No, “Reallie”.
HA! If he wasn’t officially a “customer”, all of my correspondence with him would have ie subsitituted for y in all locations. But, I need the prick to buy stuff.
Bachmann won’t drop Bradleeeeeeeeee because he gives her solid cred with that essential Banjostan demographic … & because, as Matt Taibbi astutely pointed out, she’s made an entire career in national politics out of playing the role of the good wholesome rural UberMom mocked & martyred by ruthless sentience-supremacist brutality from those hateful DFHs – staying tight with Reverend Hair-Extensions is a bloody goldmine for her perma-victim schtick.
If he’s right, one has to suspect that she (& Palin too?) gets simple shit dead-wrong on purpose, knowing that lefties will never be able to resist the urge to mock her mercilessly every single time, thereby doing her gruntwork for her by delivering another few hundred votes to her from Teabaggers & similar hate-filled bulletheads who live to Stick It To Those Fucking Liberals, Even If It Kills Me.
BACHMANN 2012: LET’S TROLL AMERICA!
Prezactly!!! However you left out the part that this is also the fault of the Liberal Norwegian Government for shoving multiculturalism down his throat, and by extension Liberals everywhere.
Which is TOTALLY not an implication that any liberal is fair game.
If he’s right, one has to suspect that she (& Palin too?) gets simple shit dead-wrong on purpose
I dunno, she did go to a fundie clown college.
Banjostan demographic
Nice one, had not seen this one before!
Which is TOTALLY not an implication that any liberal is fair game.
Bullets got to land somewhere, amirite?
While Reagan proved that Deficits don’t matter unless the President is a Ni[Clang], Cheney proved that anytime a Right winger shoots somebody in the face they have to apologize, as long as they manage to survive that is…
.
Also, too. Since when did the Unabomber become tagged as “Progressive”? How the fuck does that wash?
I guess they assume that if you’re not 100% Movement Conservative that you are therefore eevilmusimoleftycommyhippieprogressive, but still. Kaczynski dishes pretty hard against the Left in his manifesto, and I’d suspect those are the parts ABB lifted. These guys are really third-rate revisionists. I guess it’s good enough for The Base.
equal opportunity plagiarist? So-called “manifesto” a cut-and-paste job
Equal opportunity means he stole from every part of the political spectrum, from the far right all the way to the far FAR FAR right.
I guess they assume that if you’re not 100% Bowel Movement Conservative
fixxed to reflect branes…
“So-called “manifesto” a cut-and-paste job”
What, you were expecting another Voynich manuscript?
“So-called “manifesto” a cut-and-paste job”
aaargh…the def of a manifesto is simply a public declaration of principles and intentions, often political in nature…so how does that make it a “manifesto” so-called, nonetheless…also, does it not occur to these numbnuts that a)manifestos do not need to consist only of original thought and b)if abb took the time to read the plagiarized works and then cut and paste them into his own manifesto, it still means that HE FUCKING ASCRIBED TO THOSE BELIEFS and the cutting and pasting does not negate the beliefs themselves?!?!?!?
god, i hate stupid people…
aaargh…the def of a manifesto is simply a public declaration of principles and intentions, often political in nature…so how does that make it a “manifesto” so-called, nonetheless…also, does it not occur to these numbnuts that a)manifestos do not need to consist only of original thought and b)if abb took the time to read the plagiarized works and then cut and paste them into his own manifesto, it still means that HE FUCKING ASCRIBED TO THOSE BELIEFS and the cutting and pasting does not negate the beliefs themselves?!?!?!?
They’re just mad that some loser in Socialistan’s getting the credit for their protofascist manifestos.
Ha! If I ever decide to go out in a blaze of glory and commit some spectacular atrocity, I’m going to leave something just like that—have them puzzling over it for years. Maybe when it’s finally deciphered, it’ll read: “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”
Does he have the look of a president?
More a like a guy who ate a president?
Why don’t wingers understand that it makes an even MORE damning case that this vacuous nordic fuckhead just reposted their vacuous fuckhead rantings and called it his manifesto? If none of it was original work it’s THEIR WORK.
Fuckin’ idiots
Governor Humpty Dumpty.
~
Governor Humpty Dumpty.
Whatchu wanna bet that when that pilot saw him coming he busted out the calculator and started sweating a little.
I used to collect pairs of names that worked equally well backwards: Dean Martin, Martin Dean; James Joyce, Joyce James….
Washington Irving.
Oh, I keeled the thread with my link fu!
Everybody to get upstairs.
~
“blonde, blue-eyed nordic looking guy”
nevermind.
Hell, I figured you’d want to buy the video of the strip search.
You know, a blow job a day keeps the migraines away!
Explains why I have them, I’ve never had a blow job.
Your lover is doin’ it rong, then. 😉