Eeek! There Are Fairies In My Television Set
Posted on July 13th, 2011 by Tintin
ABOVE: Cliff Kincaid
Shorter Cliff Kincaid, Right Side News:
New Disclosures in Brian Ross Hatchet Job on Bachmann
- The ABC reporter who dissed the Bachmann Gay Cure clinic is a big old fag himself. And so was the psychiatrist he interviewed. Of course, they don’t believe in the cure. The reporter should, however, have talked to two people who swear they were once gay and now swear they were cured, because that conclusively proves that fagottry is curable.
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first!!!
ha, ha commuters!
Cliff Kincaid, and his “Totally not gay” face.
SO DISAPPOINTED.
•The ABC reporter who dissed the Bachmann Gay Cure clinic is a big old fag himself.
this completely refutes the fact that the bachmann big gay cure clinic gets government funds even though they are a distinctly christian based clinic!!! so shut up!
fagottry
SO DISAPPOINTED.
did you have a bad experience with a bundle of sticks?
What, the Joooos sold their dominance of the news biz to the Fairies?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
The homosexual lobby has the most comfortable chairs and awesome art work.
Thank me and my queers later after your third mojito by the fire.
3.is a happy FORMER lesbian who endeavors to help others out of homosexuality, and who credits God for the power to change?
um, since she didn’t get cured by the bachmann big gay cure clinic, why should she be a source for the story…duh!
aaaaaand another new thread…
The failure of Ross to interview any of the ex-gays can be explained by his subservience to the homosexual lobby, which dominates the media business.
Shorter: There are homos everywhere and they make my naughty bits feel funny.
Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! I posted a link to Stuart in the next thread, but it would have been better here.
Do you know what the queers are doing to the Internet?
Perhaps faggotry is curable (which I profoundly doubt and science says doesn’t happen), but world class assholery is absolutely incurable.
The queers are the real killers.
Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! I posted a link to Stuart in the next thread, but it would have been better here.
Do you know what the queers are doing to the Internet?
All I know is that Cliff was a DAREDEVIL! He was leaning out of the Mixer at the carnival saying, “Hey everybody! Look at me, look at me!” POW! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snowcone concession.
The failure of Ross to interview any of the ex-gays can be explained
by their constant sexing him up so everyone’s mouth was too full to talk?
by his subservience to the homosexual lobby, which dominates the media business.
OK, that is WAY hotter.
News we can use:
Dear Mr. Kincaid,
I write to ask your opinion on how much tax money you think I should demand for my new business of converting Baptists into Unitarians? Since I don’t actually have to convert anyone I think the profit potential is limitless. Really even more so than converting Gays into Sads.
I am thinking of filing claims in excess of $1 Million the first year, but I feel confident I can get more than a few conversions by simply having people sign a Pledge of Allegiance to
BaptistsUnitarians!Please let me know if you think I should go for $2 Million!
Cliff Kinkaid? Isn’t Cliff Kinkaid something you rub into your sore muscles after mountain-climbing?
Christ, someone get that man a package of Ex-Lax before he assplodes.
For as we all know:
remotely concerned with gay rights = GIANT RAINBOW UNICORN OF GAY
A mango:
“The NLGJA “stylebook,” which lays down the law to news organizations on how they should reports matters involving homosexuality, puts the term “ex-gay” in quotes, suggesting that former homosexuals do not really exist or that the therapy that helps them leave their lifestyle is not legitimate.” (bold added)
Skepticism, about fringe GOP beliefs? It’s more likely than you think. Or, as Cliff would say, “It’s more likely than they (???) might reports”.
Isn’t Cliff Kinkaid something you rub into your sore muscles after mountain-climbing?
Nahhh, he’s that mailman guy from Cheers. Doncha reckonize him?
The Right Side donations tracker shows that so far in their goal of reaching $10,000 in donations, they’ve collected $279.75.
Who times these posts?
The Norse god Loki.
From Mr Kincaid’s typing stuff on the computer, thing ‘Mobilizing the body of Christ to minister grace and truth to a world impacted by homosexuality.’
Saive me Zombie Jaysus!!
I guess that life since the Partridge family broke up has been hard for Mr. Kincaid.
He misses the good old days when a widow had to whore out her ungodly number of children to show biz to make ends meet.
Also, before all sorts of people got uppity.
Ok, not quite FYWP, but why can I post in this thread but not in the next one?
This poor lad sounds so breathless you can almost hear the oysters weep at how brutally he clutches their
calcified scabschildren.ZOMG THEY GOT PAPA–BEAR!!!!!!
Man, think about it – there are millions of yahoos who are all crusading boldly onward 24/7 against people who want equal rights … of all the stuff to lose your jimjams over: who wants to fuck who. SRSLY? This shit is more relevant then where we’ll be getting everyone their power, drinkable water & food in 25 years? SRSLY?
who wants to consensually and legally fuck who
/fizzixed
You people won’t be satisfied until the entire American peoples have been faggotized.
You people won’t be satisfied until the entire American peoples have been faggotized.
in mpls, it’s coming close!
either they are totes doing it wrong at the bachmann big gay cure clinic, or business will be booming!
“The NLGJA “stylebook,” which lays down the law to news organizations on how they should reports matters involving homosexuality, puts the term “ex-gay” in quotes, suggesting that former homosexuals do not really exist or that the therapy that helps them leave their lifestyle is not legitimate.”
So, by putting the term “stylebook” in quotes is he suggesting books on style do not really exist?
fagottry is curable
I have been able to quit smoking, yet I keep starting back. I guess the cure just isn’t permanent.
For the umpteenth time, it’s not the “homosexual lobby,” it’s the “homosexual foyer.” And yes, our art is fabu, thanks.
Kincaid thread has size issues.
“Isn’t Cliff Kinkaid something you rub into your sore muscles after mountain-climbing?”
Mr Bachmann finds his artwork to be Faaab-u-lous!
Embrace the Lord Jaysus, but not in a faggy way. Pat his back twice and give him a firm hand shake and make sure to talk about sports also.
Christ, someone get that man a package of Ex-Lax before he assplodes.
Ha! I was thinking either that or the other extreme – that could be the face of a near-to-bursting balloon of bad beer diarrhea.
BBBB, Rodney Anonymous (.com) has announced his “pray away the short” ministry, probably affiliated with the Church of Charles Nelson Reilly Nailed to a Cross.
spearhatoc
the norse god is named /lolcii
i demand 10 dollars for that one. you don’t like it, talk to the WGA. that’s guild minimum for a mediocre unfunny yet germane joke.
plus residuals.
homo.
Even though he would probably enjoy it, Cliff Kincaid should be beaten with red-tipped staves, stuffed in a leather bag with a rooster, a poisonous snake, a monkey, and a dog, and thrown into the Potomac.
Is Cliff Kincaid any relation to The Painter of Light?
Embrace the Lord Jaysus, but not in a faggy way.
OT, I guess, but I’ve always wondered (always meaning starting about 2 years ago), if Catholics really believe they are eating the body of Christ during communion, don’t they sometimes eat his dick? or his ass? Is this mouth to genital contact, like, sodomy? If a male does it, it’s homoseckshul sodomy, the worstest kind. I mean, have the church brainiacs ever considered this? Or is non-sexual contact of this sort A-OK? Any of the catholic hierarchy read this blogg???