Gateway Dumbshit: False Equivalence, The Other White Meat
It’s a full-on celebration this weekend of false equivalence over at The Gateway Dumbshit. First, Hoft slathered himself up in Crisco and outrage over how unfair it was that Anthony Weiner wasn’t being treated exactly like Mark Foley because the two situations were exactly the same (much in the same way that Hoft’s weiner is exactly the same thing as a cold hot dog, except, of course, smaller, limper and colder).
Now Hoft has started flinging boogers from his nose because Tracy Morgan apologized for his gay rant but not for saying that Sarah Palin was “good masturbation material.” Again saying that you would stab your son if he were gay and saying that you think Sarah Palin is hot enough to wank to are completely and absolutely the same thing.
Now I’m beginning to wonder, seriously, how Hoft hasn’t killed himself yet by confusing household bleach and orange juice. I guess so far he’s just been lucky and wonders why all his underwear has turned a dull, orangish shade of yellow.
I agree with him. Tracey Morgan ought to apologize for putting the image of Sarah Palin alongside fapping…
First, Hoft slathered himself up in Crisco
Speaking of things no one needed to see…
Also, I thought one of the major pointers in Palin’s favor for the right-wing nutbags was the appeal to that sexually-repressed-but-you-know-she-needs-it hot librarian/soccer mom urge. I mean, at least I can understand that motivator, unlike them trying to sell me on they’re only into her for the articl- I mean, issues.
household bleach and orange juice
Hoftini?
Let the howling monkeys be hoist by their own petards, or bankruptcy.
Santorum 2012!
Hofty Wallbanger
I actually agree that Tracy Morgan should apologize for saying that Palin is great wanking material That is absolutely disgusting. On the other hand, I am not sure that Hoft does not confuse the OJ and bleach (or perhaps antifreeze). It would rather explain the quality of his “thinking.”
Let the howling monkeys be hoist by their own petards
I don’t think that their “petards” are capable of hoisting, or much else.
Let the howling monkeys be hoist by their own petards
Somewhere, George Orwell weeps softly.
Texas Republicans– gotta love ’em.
Texas’ proposal to kick out all illegal immigrants (except the maids)
Sounds like Rep. Riddle doesn’t want to go through rehiring any nannies or groundskeepers.
The etymology seems particularly appropriate here, with the suggestion that wingnuts go bankrupt donating their money to Sarah Palin.
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Down at the disco, the Crisco® disco …
Hoorah for my State.
Good News: Connecticut Becomes First State in the Nation to Mandate Paid Sick Leave
http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal-aka-fran/good-news-connecticut-becomes-fir
Also, for those thinking of leaving, consider Bali.
Also, petard is a small bomb with a fuse. Many characters in Bugs Bunny cartoons have been hoisted on their own petard.
I thought “petard” was when your male dog or cat becomes sexually aroused.
I thought “petard” was when your male dog or cat becomes sexually aroused.
Nah, it’s what they wear to ballet class.
Hoft really does look as if he’s about to burst into tears up there. Or perhaps just curl up in the corner in a fetal position, whimpering & sobbing.
I thought I’d try and find a picture of a cat wearing a leotard, but that didn’t work out so well
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I thought I’d try and find a picture of a cat wearing a leotard, but that didn’t work out so well
Back to the remedial googling class for you.
I expect that any of us Sadlies who have recently given up smoking have teeth that look better than JH’s
C A T
not F A T
Umm, not to nitpick, but wasn’t his underwear gonna end up a dull, orange-ish shade of yellow anyway? All that bedwetting does take a toll, y’know….
It’s only yellow in the front. That’s how my mama taught me – yellow in front, brown in back.
Y’all should click exford legs’s name & look at the photos he’s been posting. There’s a gilded PENIS in there for the lucky viewer.
All that bedwetting does take a toll, y’know
Not to mention the random (and frequent) pants pissing.
There’s a gilded PENIS in there for the lucky viewer.
You lie, sir! There’s a gilded PENIS there for everyone.
Aww, shucks. Cheers Bouff
Jim Hoft looks stupid, that’s for sure. If there was a casting call for doofuses, that picture is what you’d get.
Please stop insulting doofuses by comparing them to Hoft. Some of my best friends are doofuses.
Is it just me or does Hoft look like an uglier version of a Morlock?
http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&biw=1419&bih=653&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=morlocks&btnG=Search&oq=morlocks&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=-1307913115237l-1307913115237l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l
I thought I’d try and find a picture of a cat wearing a leotard, but that didn’t work out so well
I tried to take a photograph of a cat wearing Lyotard but she did not cooperate by balancing philosophy texts on her head.
Aww, shucks. Cheers Bouff
Ta!
With all the brains of an Eloi.
Maybe A.K. would try the experiment with Mrs. Cat, Smut?
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“I thought I’d try and find a picture of a cat wearing a leotard, but that didn’t work out so well”
So you did better, you found three Fat Cats wearing leotards!
Let the howling monkeys be hoist by their own petards, or bankruptcy.
heh…margaret agreed with you…guess she’s not banned anymore…
Well, of course, the Dumbhoft is mad about Morgan wanking to Palin. That’s even worse than if he’d just whistled at her!
I thought Petard was the Captain of the starship Enterprise.
Hofty Wallbanger
for the win!!!
That was the starship Tentsurprise, tomtom.
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I, however, remain banned. Thanks to that mouse-over caption at my blog, probably for life.
BTW, some excellent Hallmark STD poetry over at roy’s, if you’ve not yet seen it.
starship Tent surprise
That’s a camping trip I don’t want to go on
Is it just me or does Hoft look like an uglier version of a Morlock?
Ralph Wiggum.
, however, remain banned. Thanks to that mouse-over caption at my blog, probably for life.
i detected the presence of quite few sadlies over there…yes!
Sorry, meant to include a link. Ahem:
Ralph Wiggum.
FOX KKKNEWS
http://www.oliverwillis.com/
Hoft the Magic Dumb Goon
The Ass is Hoft Empty
Do we really Hoft to start with the endless puns again?
Do we really Hoft to start with the endless puns again?
don’t complain, spear…a hoft divided cannot stand.
Random quote from the internet:
“Surrounded by Navajo textiles, Mexican fiesta masks, and 19th-century tobacco pouches, Levin tried to think clearly.”
The real reason Hoft is pissed off at Morgan is that now he keeps thinking of a black dude during his Special Sarah Time and it’s making him feel all funny.
That’s okay; I can’t stand Hoft.
Hoft is pissed off at Morgan is that now he keeps thinking of a black dude during his Special Sarah Time and it’s making him feel all funny.
“But Tracy is a girl’s name…it’s a liberal plot.”
a hoft divided cannot stand.
Half an oaf is better than one.
“But Tracy is a girl’s name…it’s a liberal plot.”
I tell you what, if my imaginary boy child comes home with a girl’s name, I’ma stab him in the neck til he lets up
Half an oaf is better than one.
AHEM.
Eh…maybe AHEM. I just felt my line deserved more groveling admiration, particularly since I stole it from the Avengers.
You know who else stole from the Avengers? The Red Skull.
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Does it count as Godwin when it’s a fictional Nazi?
Does it count as Godwin when it’s a fictional Nazi?
zomg! you wanna know what i found out recently?!?!? back in the 30s-40s, the people who then lived in our house had a picture of hitler hanging in the living room!!! how creepy is that? btw, i heard it from an old geezer in town here who remembers seeing it as a kid…
Last comment in the Hoft thread is mine (ed1009) I was polite I was.
“Does it count as Godwin when it’s a fictional Nazi?”
That would be a “Godwin”.
Last comment in the Hoft thread is mine (ed1009) I was polite I was.
indeed you were…interesting to note that my comment on that post has been stricken, but one i left on the foley/wiener post still stands…
post still stands…
ewwww…using that phrasing made me feel althousian…imma go get some ice cream, now…
bbkf, there must’ve been a few Krauts mixed among the Swedes & Norgies (Were there Norgies there? Are they that different from Swedes? Hell, my maternal grandmother, first of her Italian immigrant family to be born in the U.S., was born in Duluth.) in those days. And he did build such nice freeways.
“. I just felt my line deserved more groveling admiration”
This is pretty much how I feel about the word vomit I spray all over this blog. I. AM. AWESOME. But you know what I really like about myself? The modesty.
If not for the excessive modesty, you would be perfect vs.
Lettuce pray…for more of what we really want.
The answer is Holy Water, now what is your question?
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UPDATE: No motorcyclists lost. (Yet.)
The answer is Holy Water, now what is your question?
Best argument in favor of a just God ever.
This is pretty much how I feel about the word vomit I spray all over this blog.
If your vomit can be sprayed it lacks the viscosity and solid chunks of the true vomit artiste.
So does that mean Christina Hendricks joined a convent?
Nun would take her.
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American males (Can’t call people w/ such fixations “men.”) you were not weaned correctly, get some psychological help!
Apparently, Mr. M. Bouffant (IF that is his real name!) has not been to a breastaraunt lately.
Why do you hate Amurka, M.B.? (Rhetorical question, haha.)
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Heyoooooooooooo!
I’m Canadian. My breast obsession has nothing to do with my homeland. It has to do with the fact that breasts are awesome.
I go out of my way to hate America only to offset obsessive fetishism & bullshit love (L-U-V) of this greatest of all hell-holes on earth.
B) Nipples are what’s really important. The size of the platter on which they are presented is irrelevant.
Dudes have nipples too.
This is the breast thread EVAR!
Jesus! more earthquakes in Christchurch
More of Hoft’s amazing discoveries. Apparently he missed the whole thing in Going Rogue
Isn’t it blasphemy or something anyway?
Tough times
down underup there between quaking & Chilean projectile volcano-ing.Watch yourselves.
Writing a letter as God is totes OK. Obama saying “I gave the order” is the antichrist?
These people are seriously damaged. as N_B illustrates
I only write letters as God when I’m dealing with Time Warner Cable.
Chilean projectile volcano-ing.
I’m supposed to be on a plane to Yurp on Wednesday. Not impressed with the Chilean volcano’s attempts to provide us with a solid fly-ash ceiling
AROO MORGAN STILL WON’T ATONE FOR PALIN FAP JOEK – CONCERNTROLL WEEPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Compare & contrast.
…nothing but gotcha questions and non-stop publicity.
Which gotcha question does he mean? The one that goes “What did you see here today?”
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I’m Canadian. My breast obsession has nothing to do with my homeland. It has to do with the fact that breasts are awesome.
and its a proven fact that Canadian breasts are the best off all!
on the subject of the Gateway Dipshit (and this is genuine question), does any grown men actually wear vests anymore? I still see them for sale in mens stores, but I have never seen anyone buying them?
In all my time in this wretched Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don’t you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I’ll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight!
wear vests anymore?
Ah, what we in these United Snakes (& maybe Canada) call undershirts. In a humid climate like Hoft’s St. Louis, it’s not that bad a move.
I’m sure his mommy buys them for him, though.
Terry-Thomas for the win!!
I see what you mean about V-necked ones, however.
Ah, what we in these United Snakes (& maybe Canada) call undershirts. In a humid climate like Hoft’s St. Louis, it’s not that bad a move.
I suppose, never really lived in such a climate, or when I have, i didn’t go outside.
terry, I support your program unreservedly…..
Speaking of ash clouds, how are ex-smokers going? I take it that no news is good news. I have been three months without.
As Smut has discovered, ash clouds emanate from ash holes.
Uh…that was not meant to be about smokers. It’s early here and I’ll wake up soon.
Atheists told to buy insurance against acts of Christians.
Well, on the other hand: ‘Congressman Weiner House Gym Photos Could Be Ethics Breach’.
Hmmm. An Arkansas story, where I only have to palm HALF my face… PROGRESS!
“,”<————–I'm not sure why Unnecessary Comma was invited to the party
where I only have to palm HALF my face
Is the palming, as in basketball, a prelude to dribbling?
There’s lots of dribbling going on these days.
Late response, exford, but the non-smoking is going great for everyone last I heard. tsam is passed the 1-month mark, I’m at 3-1/2 weeks and bbfk is only a day or two behind me. Can’t speak for everyone, but as for myself, I’m not even finding myself thinking I’d like to have a cigarette or being triggered by anything to want to smoke. I’m sure that would be different if I went out for drinks, so I haven’t done that. Also, I’m sure the e-cigarette is helping with the oral fixation as well as nicotine addiction, but I’m only using it half as much as I did when I first quit, and have just cut down the nicotine level as well…should be done with the crutch within the next month.
I’m curious as to health/other improvements my fellow quitters have noticed, though. As for myself, within a few days I was no longer waking up in the night coughing or coughing up crud in the mornings and not waking up with sinus inflammation every morning; within 2 weeks was not getting winded from walking for more than a few minutes, and my sense of smell has greatly improved. Also, since I went out of town for a week and a half after the first 10 days of the quit, and left out dishes of apple cider vinegar, the smoke stink is gone from the house, though the car still smells like a giant ashtray.
Have not experienced any increase in appetite or weight gain either, so for me, it’s all good.
I guess so far he’s just been lucky and wonders why all his underwear has turned a dull, orangish shade of yellow.
Now it matches his teeth.
Hey Jennifer; Well done!
Health: I’m feeling MUCH better. The increase in energy is noticeable, and I’m no longer waking up coughing an clearing my lungs at night.
I have had tons of beer since I quit and managed to dissociate drinking with smoking. It has now become a way of dealing with the cravings, which I hope doesn’t have negative consequences later. That remains to be seen, however.
I have gained weight, but whatever. I was pretty thin before, so I have room for some padding. I’ll suffer through that and get myself on a better exercise program. I joined the YMCA again this week, so an exercise regimen is just days from being built. I think I’m going to do yoga too. My daughters are laughing at me, but I’m hoping I can embarrass them to death by taking yoga with them-HA!
Now it matches his teeth.
Thus, we know how his teeth became that repulsive color.
Hoft is pretty odious, but for those who dare, check out Ziegler’s bitter tears of butthurt as he emoragequits the Palin clown-juggernaut.
Four long pages of it.
Is butthurt paginated? I thought of it more as coming in scads or chunks.
check out Ziegler’s bitter tears of butthurt
The schaden freudes itself.
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The consistency of things seems to be important to you.
Also: would like to offer long-distance pats on the back to tsam and Jennifer.
The consistency of things seems to be important to you.
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foolishconsistency is the hobgoblin of an untrained palate.FYWP.
21st Century; The Century of the Hoax
That last line of this article is fucking priceless.
Also: would like to offer long-distance pats on the back to tsam and Jennifer.
Thank you!
I’d like to offer you a laurel and hearty handshake.
I rode my bicycle 122 miles on Saturday. Since it was up and down the hills of western Dane county, and I took some stops, it took me 12 hours. It was quite a day for wildlife, I saw like 12 different kinds of birds, 5 deer, a woodchuck and assorted livestock. I only got charged by one ferocious hound, (luckily there was an invisible fence that stopped him from getting to me). The unseasonably cool weather was very nice for spending all day on the bike.
Imagine me doing a Snoopy dance for the quitters.
*Sarah Palin not included.
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The consistency of things seems to be important to you
I know the importance of consistency.
Nice one Jennifer and tsam.
Speaking of ash clouds, how are ex-smokers going? I take it that no news is good news. I have been three months without.
i am working on week 4…three months, eh? good on you!
Total breach of confidentiality here, but on my client list today was a Faulkner followed by a Spooner. Heh.
Cheers bbkf. Also, my housemate is quitting too. I think.
Have not experienced any increase in appetite or weight gain either, so for me, it’s all good.
me either…i’ve actually dropped more poundage, and feel really, really good lately…no crud coughing, shortness of breath and i smell lots better…
so all in all: win/win!
Even when Hoft smiles you can only imagine the string of obscenities and sexual dysfunction blasting through his sweat shop manufactured thinkbox. There are undoubtedly some dead prostitutes.
me either…i’ve actually dropped more poundage, and feel really, really good lately…no crud coughing, shortness of breath and i smell lots better…
Nice! I’m eating for comfort. I don’t give a shit if I gain weight. I’ll work that off somehow.
I don’t give a shit if I gain weight. I’ll work that off somehow.
I believe heroin does wonders for that.
Without a doubt, she’s been subjected to the most biased media coverage in modern political history; enough to leave even the most thick-skinned of candidates shivering in the fetal position on the side of the road. Instead, she’s survived and, in many ways, prospered. For that, I will always respect and admire her. Everyone should.
oh, good dog! is he serious?!? has he read any newspaper since obama was elected?!
Nice! I’m eating for comfort. I don’t give a shit if I gain weight. I’ll work that off somehow.
yeah, well you’re a guy and we all know your weight just comes right off as soon as you say you’re going to try to lose some…in fact, your declaration of working it off somehow has probably even put a temporary halt to any further gain…
well you’re a guy and we all know your weight just comes right off as soon as you say you’re going to try to lose some
You so funny.
I believe heroin does wonders for that.
I’ll try it and report my results if I live.
You so funny.
hey, that’s how it works for teh hubby…although any time my dad and i had a weight loss contest going on, he only beat me when he was on chemo…
Instead, she’s survived and, in many ways, prospered.
Yes, I would consider being a reality show curio prosperity. It also seems to make her well qualified to be president.
hey, that’s how it works for teh hubby…although any time my dad and i had a weight loss contest going on, he only beat me when he was on chemo…
I’ve hit the age now where I don’t think the spare tire is coming off, but I feel like I look decent in my clothes and at my age, that’s doing pretty good, comparatively.
My weight used to fluctuate wildly, and 3 trips to the gym left me with bulging arm muscles and a nice shape. Not so much anymore.
Yes, I would consider being a reality show curio prosperity. It also seems to make her well qualified to be president.
tsam, why are you such a hater? the only reason she quit being governor was so that the state of alaska wouldn’t be bankrupted by frivolous, leftist smear lawsuits against her!!! gosh, she was such a good public servant, living within her means tha she HAD to turn to the evil television industry to feed her children!!! gosh!
and also, have you even SEEN her fb posts?!? the woman is pure genius! and so in touch with the amurkan peeples!
Now John Belushi hardly weighs anything at all.
Now John Belushi hardly weighs anything at all.
I thought that was mortification from watching his brother “act.”
I thought that was mortification from watching his brother “act.”
According to You.
“Now John Belushi hardly weighs anything at all.”
Oooh, OUCH. I ALMOST feel bad for finding that hilarious.
That show makes me sad for sitcoms.
According to You.
um, tsam…he’s n_b, not jim…
That show makes me sad for sitcoms.
it is indeed a hideous waste of dollars, time and bandwidth…
has he read any newspaper since
obamaReagan was elected?Fixt for historical accuracy. Sarah Palin is the legacy of corporatist media and a shining symbol of the decay of our educational system.
It’s sadly ironic that she invokes the founding fathers (despite having a grade school level understanding of their philosophies on government) but their free press and free speech doctrines were designed specifically to counter people like her. If the free press were working the way it’s supposed to, Sarah Palin would be just another frustrated soccer mom trying to seduce her daughters’ boyfriends. Now she’s a frustrated soccer mom who has managed to seduce an entire media enterprise.
it is indeed a hideous waste of dollars, time and bandwidth…
And some Belushi genes.
Sarah Palin would be just another frustrated soccer mom trying to seduce her daughters’ boyfriends
Levi: Mrs. Palin, you’re trying to seduce me.
SP: I see your deuce and raise you Boardwalk and Park Place.
Actually, it is beginning to look more and more like there is an actual equivalence between Foleygate and Weinergate (well, except for, as far as we know, Weiner hasn’t been harassing his teenage assistants, but who knows what we’ll learn next about Weiner) … and whaddyaknow — Weiner is being subjected to exactly (well maybe not, see below) the same treatment as Mark Foley.
So much for Hoft’s thesis. And actually, I’d still say Weiner is getting it worse (because he’s a Democrat, because his last name is pronounced wiener, etc.): did Mark Foley have so many Republicans come out so early trying to force him to resign? I certainly don’t remember the media being as saturated with Foley as it is with, well, Weiner.
And anyway … I live in Weiner’s district. When he was elected, he had a reputation as an egomaniacal horn-dog and exactly the sort of person who would be sending pictures around of his junk. Did Foley have a reputation when he was elected? It wasn’t as if we didn’t know who we were getting when we (well not me personally) voted him in, instead of, for example, the very private, friendly and down-to-earth Melinda Katz (yes, full disclosure, I do know her personally).
but their free press and free speech doctrines were designed specifically to counter people like her
yes, this does seem to be the part of the process where disconnect sets in…”i can say obama is a death panel nazi, but if anyone says i’m stupid, then they’re the racists and the media is lame…whaaaaaaaah!”
300 NRO online votes, zero percent for Newt.
I live in Weiner’s district.
As do my parents, who see him on the street occasionally because they live so close to his apartment. According to my father, the 80+ community thought he was smart enough to keep his pants on.
300 NRO online votes, zero percent for Newt.
while i find that fact reassuring, it is overruled by tpaw leading the pack…
300 NRO online votes, zero percent for Newt.
Wow. “None of the above” beat everybody except Pawlenty.
Re: butthurt,
I got exactly this far,
before watching Irony’s burnt and beaten corpse explode like Ivy Mike.
I don’t know, Pawlenty is not half bad when you hold him up next to Cain, Bachmann and Palin. He looks pretty awesome next to Ron Paul. The best we can hope for at this moment is that Obama doesn’t get beat by an outright psycho.
Re: butthurt,
Funniest lines in the entire 4 pages:
Even funnier: after this, he continued to go back for more abuse.
The best we can hope for at this moment is that Obama doesn’t get beat by an outright psycho.
isn’t it sad that it’s come to this? i used to joke about the lesser of two evils…ah, those were halcyon days, were they not?
She forwarded my message to her team, apparently forgetting to delete my address, with the comment, “If I have to suffer thru Ziegler’s e-mails, we ALL have to suffer thru.”
ha…yes, she is ready to lead us in global affairs!
“after this, he continued to go back for more abuse”
He’s into that sort of thing.
In defense of According to Jim, Courtney Thorne-Smith is kinda hot.
In defense of According to Jim Hoft,,, uh,,, it’s impressive that he can still type considering all teh brain damage?
Fixxed for accuracy:
“right after she and John McCain had lost the election to the most under-vetted and media-aided Democratic candidate in modern American history .”
Yeah sure GWB, et al, (heck even John McCain, who was quite the media darling) were far more media aided and under-vetted than Obama, but from what I remember, during the campaign (and before hand, e.g. when he became a Senator), the media were far friendlier to Obama than they were to pretty much any other Democrat to the left of Kent Conrad (including, for what it’s worth, President — as opposed to candidate — Obama).
Perhaps, though, I should have known better than to support Obama precisely because the media did seem to like him a bit too much. OTOH, he actually seemed to have the most experience relevant to the job position (which is, after all, chief executive, and Obama actually did have experience getting people organized to get stuff done as, well, a community organizer) and he sure could give a nice speech (as opposed to most Democrats who seem to have flunked Cadence 101).
Alas, his media-friendly tendency to reflexively see “both sides of the issue”, not clearly state his positions and otherwise tack center is destroying his presidency — and I don’t just say that as a flaming liberal … I mean practically: Candidate Obama seemed to intuitively understand that if you show some backbone even if people don’t agree with you, they respect you. President Obama seems not to have learned that and because he fails to actually state his position clearly before stating how he’d like to compromise, people don’t know what he believes, don’t trust him and let their racism make them fear the worst.
“In defense of According to Jim, Courtney Thorne-Smith is kinda hot.
In defense of According to Jim Hoft,,, uh,,, it’s impressive that he can still type considering all teh brain damage?”
It’s impressive that he can still type with one hand.
So has the rest of the media she and hers regularly malign.
As do my parents, who see him on the street occasionally because they live so close to his apartment. According to my father, the 80+ community thought he was smart enough to keep his pants on. – N__B
I presume your parents live in Brooklyn or southern Queens then? Even though Weiner also has close ties to Central Queens, the general feeling around my neck of the woods is that Weiner views himself primarily as representing the southern half of his district and generally ignores us. So, I guess we are always ready to believe the worst of him.
Also, this.
“In defense of According to Jim, Courtney Thorne-Smith is kinda hot.
which is one of the things that totally irritate me about that show and much other entertainment…young hot skinny wife with old fat oaf…why can the men be so unattractive, but they always make sure the wife is an hottie?
That Ziegler article reminded me of the Thomas Sowell column in the Washington Times wherein Sowell pooh-poohed the existence of the crime of “driving while black,” and then listed all the times he had been stopped for no good reason. But, when I went to the archives, I got this from the Moonie Times:
“That story has been removed from the site. Every so often, we are forced to remove stories from our site. We’re sorry but you just happened to request one of them…”
I presume your parents live in Brooklyn or southern Queens then?
Forest Hills.
why can the men be so unattractive, but they always make sure the wife is an hottie?
One of the great things about writing is that you can bring you wishes and desires to life, in a way.
Sowell.
I have to admit that I am a little confused by the animosity towards Ron Paul. I have read that he is a racist (he wrote an article/column for a racist publication some years ago), wishes to destroy SSI and Medicare and Medicaid, etc., things that he would certainly see some pushback on….
I try to keep an open mind, i.e.,am willing to be schooled, since I am no expert in politics or politicians, or anything else for that matter (except maybe the work I retired from several years ago). I saw this list of items Ron Paul focused on in a speech recently:
1. Stop the Wars & Occupations
2. Make large cuts in the Military and CIA
3. End CIA Renditions/Torture, and the “Patriot Act”
4. Stop NAFTA, GATT, CAFTA
5. Stop bailing out Wall Street crooks
6. Expose the (Federal Reserve’s) frauds and hidden giveaways
7. End the Drug War
8. Support government whistle blowers
IMO, Pres Obama could strengthen his campaign platform by adopting this same list…..
N__B … I wonder if I know your parents then. That is my neck of the woods. Most people I know, though, are not big fans of Anthony (couldn’t say “not big fans of Weiner”), even those who agree with him politically.
One of the great things about writing is that you can bring you wishes and desires to life, in a way.
So Hollywood writers all wish they were fat and unattractive? It explains Breitbart, I guess…
I wonder if I know your parents then
83 and 81, argumentative. She just had a hip replaced and is on a walker, he’s a big guy (still) with a cane. They won’t shut up about their idiot sons and fantastic granddaughter and grandson.
Oh, and they don’t give a damn with pols about anything except voting record and public speeches/comments.
right after she and John McCain had lost the election to the most under-vetted and media-aided candidate in modern American history
Musta been because Obama invited the press to so many barbecues.
83 and 81, argumentative. She just had a hip replaced and is on a walker, he’s a big guy (still) with a cane. They won’t shut up about their idiot sons and fantastic granddaughter and grandson. – N__B
That sounds like just about everyone over the age of 75 who lives in Forest Hills. 😉
If they go to my shul (assuming they are Jewish), they will know me as the “red headed kid married to the black lady with the oh-so-cute daughter … isn’t she adorable? and so smart … and so well-mannered … and so tall for her age! could you believe she’s only 5 1/2? such a doll … “
If they go to my shul
Hardcore atheists.
If you’re from NY, what high school did you go to?
Well, the current top article on his site is headlined thus:
I guess with Ron Paul you have to decide whether or not letting your own folks die on the street balances the foreigners bombed.
Restore America Now: End the Fed, Stop the Wars, Abolish the Income Tax!
Needs moar “GOLD STANDARD!!!!!!”
Follow the link for your reward.
If you’re from NY, what high school did you go to?
I’m not originally from NY. Part of the reason why I wrote “not me personally” was that in, 1998, I was actually still in Sunny So Cal (where I grew up).
My wife is (mainly) an NY girl (even if she was born in south FL). She went to Bayside High.
Or don’t, because I didn’t link properly.
http://www.ronpaul.com/2011-06-12/restore-america-now-end-the-fed-stop-the-wars-abolish-the-income-tax/
Bayside High.
Ha! I was zoned for Bowne, but didn’t go there.
why can the men be so unattractive, but they always make sure the wife is an hottie?
In defense of leftsist lie-beral Hollywood or wherever they film teevee sitcoms nowadays – you ever try to find an unattractive teevees actress? Even the “plain” ones have Pilates hardened bodies and cantilevered zero-gravity b00bs.
Wait. Just realized teh fact that only attractive women with gym-toned abs are employable isn’t that great a defense of Hollywood,,, UNLESS U R A d00d WHAT LIKES OGLING HOT WOMENS ON TEH TELEBISHUNS!!! w00t! amirite!
From Subs’ link:
“First and foremost, we must create a sound U.S. currency backed by gold or some other commodity respected by the market.”
I vote for pork belly futures.
<i.Or don’t, because I didn’t link properly.
what’s with the red letters in ‘revolution’? is that ‘love’ with backwards letters? or ‘evol’? what the hell does it mean?!?
There are lots of ’em out there but people don’t pay ’em to work.
feck…my confusion caused me to bbkftagfail..anyhoo, ron paul just strikes me as a nutty old man…also, anyone who has been been a government employee or a politician for a gazillion years and then says government is bad and must be stopped is a lying sack of shit imho. yeah, ronnie…i’m looking at your dead-pompadoured ass!
yeah, ronnie…i’m looking at your dead-pompadoured ass!
There are better things to ogle: http://wonkette.com/447401/tennessee-law-bans-offensive-images-online-entire-internet-by-extension
And on and on until the Internet is cancelled in Tennessee, if it isn’t already.
heh…this made me laff…also, if this law goes through, there goes the ‘people of walmart’ site or wev it’s called…
and damn your eyes for not warning about the fat guy pic…i now have to rip out mine…
In defense of According to Jim, Kimberly Williams is kind of hot, but not as hot as her sister.
In defense of leftsist lie-beral Hollywood or wherever they film teevee sitcoms nowadays – you ever try to find an unattractive teevees actress?
well, of couse it spills over anything on teevee…prolly the most blatant though is news and sports channels…
well, of couse it spills over anything on teevee
I blame Sesame Street. Specifically, Miss Piggy.
Blogwhore: The Anthony Weiner Memorial is up at my place.
Blogwhore: The Anthony Weiner Memorial is up at my place.
whoa! wait a minute…aren’t you supposed to consult your doctor for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?
aren’t you supposed to consult your doctor for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?
In 1888? I suspect the doctor gave him a cigar and a handshake.
I blame Sesame Street. Specifically, Miss Piggy.
i blame jane pauley
Not to sound all Haterade-drinky and party pooper-y or anything, but surgery and make-up helps an AWFUL LOT.
surgery and make-up helps an AWFUL LOT.
Helps what?
you know what the only downfall to my not smoking is? i no longer have the incentive to drive downtown and run my errands…i always at least had the chance to have a smoke or two while out and about…now my only satisfaction is that i am performing my job…
Not to sound all Haterade-drinky and party pooper-y or anything, but surgery and make-up helps an AWFUL LOT.
agreed…as does your own personal chef and trainer…as well as scads of time to spend working out…
Ha! I was zoned for Bowne, but didn’t go there. – N__B
My wife actually lived in St. Albans at the time when she went to Bayside High.
I always wanted to go to Sweet Valley
One exception.
Roseanne
Barr
I always wanted to go to Sweet Valley
It’s not what it used to be, most of the old gang succumbed to Type 2 Diabetes.
And even she has been liposuctioned and had a nosejob an numerous other surgeries.
whoa! wait a minute…aren’t you supposed to consult your doctor for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?
If I have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, I’m calling everybody.
which is one of the things that totally irritate me about that show and much other entertainment…young hot skinny wife with old fat oaf…why can the men be so unattractive, but they always make sure the wife is an hottie?
Like Powerball, it’s one of the few fantasies that keep us old, fat guys from offing ourselves en masse.
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Sweet Valley
VVR
To be a little too generous to the “hot wife, ugly husband” thing on sitcoms: Have any of you seen Christina Hendricks’ husband? What the hell happened there?
Also, too, has anybody else noticed that Anthony Weiner’s last name is a slang term for penis?
I’d assume most of them would already have hung up.
I think it is fair to say that “the most under-vetted and media-aided candidate in modern American history” did indeed cost McCain the election.
I always wanted to go to Sweet Valley
gah…teh daughter still reads these and i am deeply, deeply thankful that she has not discovered the dvds…