When You’re A Jet

Roy notes the passing of Arthur Laurents, reminding me that I should listen to this more often:

 

Comments: 237

 
 
 

From Roy’s post:

That they succeeded should tell us all something about reaching beyond the shoddy expectations of our own low, mean era.

Very well put.

 
 

You’re a jetski all the way…
~

 
gocart mozart
 

Shorter almost verbatim Atlas Juggs:

“There is no way the founders of this great nation intended for a nigger to attain the highest, most powerful position in the new land.”

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=294981

 
El Manquécito
 

Just guessing here but that looks like Ray Brown and Barnie Kessel and they look like they’re having fun. Ray Brown was a bass player’s bass player.

 
 

The WSJ explains to readers that they are complete dumbfucks with this shiny object.

 
 

My contract with ATT keeps me in that long national nightmare so I unable watch the above vid just now. I suspect we will be watching WSS this evening. I just don’t know how it came to be that we have so many musicals in our DVD library…

 
 

“Shorter almost verbatim Atlas Juggs:

“There is no way the founders of this great nation intended for a nigger to attain the highest, most powerful position in the new land.”

For once she is right!

 
 

The shrieking harpy isn’t going to like the news from the 2012 Goat Rodeo/S.C. gooper debate. (They want the pizza guy.)
~

 
 

http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=27411

It’s becoming increasingly common for the right to advocate taking away the voting rights of “people who don’t pay any taxes” (i.e. people who don’t make enough to pay a federal income tax but who most likely pay a significant amount in various payroll taxes and state & local taxes).

 
 

I’d like to read her take on that “blacker than Obama” argument I posted in the previous thread. BTW, it was from some leading light at American Stinker.

 
 

we will be watching WSS this evening.

No DVDs for sale at B&N. Waaaaaaaah.

 
 

BTW, it was from some leading light at American Stinker.

Robin of Berzerkeleystan?

 
 

Nope, Nym, not her. I don’t remember and I’m now out and about so can’t be bothered to check back.

N__B – maybe Netflix streaming?

 
 

Is it bad form to bring a comment from a previous thread back to life over here? I’m worried a zombie-chain-of-comments could rip a hole in spacetime…

I’ll risk it:

Pupienus said,

the Turkish Grand Prix starts tomorrow

And RBR reportedly has their KERS sorted out. 5 to 3 Vettel takes pole.*

Alas, not a VPR. I would totally do him.

It’s the German accent, right?

And I’m not taking that bet, that car with working KERS is going to be really hard to beat.**

I hope the Renault team continues to do well, I’d like to see them continue to beat Alonso, that must irk him.

Irking the Alonso.

Whale Chowder said,

Turkey looks like a fun track.

Yeah, and here are some details about turn 8. Up to five Gs. Tire wear could be interesting at this track this year.

Ok, I’ll stop now.

Back on topic: I checked Netflix — WSS isn’t available for instant streaming 🙁

**yes.

 
 

If they take away my right to vote does that mean I no longer have to pay sales tax, gas tax, cigarette tax or alcohol tax?

 
 

I just met a girl named “Sharia”

 
 

N__B – maybe Netflix streaming?

Maybe. Don’t have it and am not thrilled about signing up for it.

Hmm…apparently the Blu Ray is pending…

 
 

Shorter Atlas Juggs: I want to live in AmeriKKKa

 
 

I just met a girl named “Sharia”

And suddenly that meme
Means nothing is the seme
For me

Sharia
Say it loud and there’s neighbors staring
Say it soft and it’s almost like daring

 
 

My Sharia Moor

 
 

Lovely as a Sunni day

 
 

I just don’t know how it came to be that we have so many musicals in our DVD library…

My parents tried their damnedest to gay-itize me with musicals when I was a kid, but somehow I remember all the lyrics but not what sex acts I’m supposed to be performing because of them.

 
 

I just met a girl named “Sharia”

And alas, it is now against the law in some staes for her to marry this man or any of his kin.

 
gocart mozart
 

Robin of Berzerkeleystan?
You mean this?

Who is Obama then? Who is this man who hid his birth certificate only to suddenly present it? Is he a chameleon, someone who can change his stripes depending on the circumstances? Is he a con man, selling us a treacherous type of snake oil? Is he the ultimate passive aggressive man, maneuvering and manipulating in order to create confusion, frustration, and disorder?

Is Obama sadistic, like the upstanding doctor, merrily presiding over the country’s collapse? Or is Obama simply the consummate community organizer, willing to win through any means necessary?
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/the_mysterious_mr_o.html

Also,
“Robin of Berkeley, BERK YOU!”

 
 

If they take away my right to vote does that mean I no longer have to pay sales tax, gas tax, cigarette tax or alcohol tax?

STOP trying to take away our god given right to regressive taxes that punish the poor. Fuckin commie.

 
 

My parents tried their damnedest to gay-itize me with musicals when I was a kid, but somehow I remember all the lyrics but not what sex acts I’m supposed to be performing because of them.

That’s a no-brainer… the rusty trombone!

 
 

Fuckin commie.

Oh, how i wish I was a fuckin commie. Sadly I am just a commie.

 
 

Robin of Berzerkeleystan?
You mean this?

Is Obama a raper of babies? Is he Hitler reincarnated? Does he have sex with men? Does he watch open wheel (or any) racing?**

Have we just discovered the identity of “Honest Questions, Troll Extrordinaire”?

**Just kidding, you weirdos.

 
 

http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=27411

Wasn’t he a house husband for a while? Nothing wrong with that, but it typically doesn’t pay well enough to cause one to be taxed on one’s own income. Or are spousal coattails good enough to permit one to vote in their scheme?

 
 

From tsam’s wsj link, which rivals pammy’s in craziness: “Ever audacious, the White House is spinning this as “reform,” claiming taxpayers deserve to know how federal dollars being paid to contractors are being spent in campaigns. This might hold (a drop of) water if the executive order also required all the (liberal) entities that get billions in taxpayer dollars via federal grants and funding—unions, environmental groups, Planned Parenthood—to disclose also. It doesn’t.”

That it would be redundant to disclose that which is already required to be disclosed by other laws somehow eludes her….

 
 

“I just met a girl named “Sharia”

Say it soft and it’s almost like praying
So the oklahoma legislature has to vote to outlaw it
Because of all the Muslims in oklahoma

 
 

My parents tried their damnedest to gay-itize me with musicals when I was a kid

You think that’s bad, Smut Clyde is trying his damnedest to gay-itize me with a picture of some sexy guy named David.

 
gocart mozart
 

Is he a chameleon, someone who can change his stripes depending on the circumstances?

When he goes to new York, they turn into pinstripes.

 
 

That it would be redundant to disclose that which is already required to be disclosed by other laws somehow eludes her….

No it doesn’t, but she doing her darndest to see that it continues to elude her readers.

 
 

One musical at a time, vs.

 
gocart mozart
 

Who is Obama then?
Can he bring home the bacon,
Fry it up in a pan,
and make you forget he’s a Mus-Laaam!

 
 

“One musical at a time, vs”

I actually don’t know any “Oklahoma” songs. I was just free-stylin’

 
 

Oh, how i wish I was a fuckin commie. Sadly I am just a commie.

Me too 🙁

 
 

“You think that’s bad, Smut Clyde is trying his damnedest to gay-itize me with a picture of some sexy guy named David.”

TELL me about it! He’s turning me extra-hetero!

 
 

I actually don’t know any “Oklahoma” songs. I was just free-stylin’

That’s tight, yo.

 
gocart mozart
 

I bet Obama only killed Bin Laden in order to hide his pro Muslim terrorist proclivities. That one is devious that way.

 
 

One musical at a time, vs.

Let’s see, the musicals in my video library are…
Little Shop of Horrors
Rocky Horror Picture Show
……

I guess that’s it. Oh, wait. Does Heavy Metal count?

 
 

I was always partial to Rita Moreno:

He wasn’t born in America
He wasn’t born in America
He wasn’t born in America
He wasn’t born in A-MER-I-CA!!!

 
 

And alas, it is now against the law in some staes for her to marry this man or any of his kin.

Caption the pic…

“Guhhh?”

 
 

Ya know, Jude doesn’t do much for me. May be a tad pretty for my taste.

 
 

Ya know, Jude doesn’t do much for me. May be a tad pretty for my taste.

He ain’t got nothing on that David guy!

 
 

At last some good news from the soon to be People’s Republic of Scotland.

 
 

“I guess that’s it. Oh, wait. Does Heavy Metal count?”

Lol. No.

 
 

Does Heavy Metal count?

And… we’re right back to Blue Öyster Cult…

Obligatory Veteran Of The Psychic Wars scene…

 
 

I guess that’s it. Oh, wait. Does Heavy Metal count?

Doh! How could I have forgotten? I also have Paint Your Wagon.

 
 

Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

entities that get billions in taxpayer dollars via federal grants and funding—unions,

I’m with Thread Bear. It’s not subtle for the thinking crowd but her readers now will think that unions get billions from teh gubbermint.

 
 

http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=27411

Wasn’t he a house husband for a while?

I thought he was the strongest, smartest, badassest, most brilliant tough guy around?

 
 

It’s not subtle for the thinking crowd but her readers now will think that unions get billions from teh gubbermint.

My guess is they’re counting wages paid to government employees and/or unionized employees of contracted firms as “federal grants and funding.”

 
 

That link. My eyes. My mind.

To quote “The Girl in Gold Boots,”

“I used to have a pretty mind.”

mark f never brings me anything pretty.

 
 

mark f never brings me anything pretty.

Hey, I didn’t bring that link! It’s italicized because I copied it from upthread. But as long as we’re talking about it:

Fair tax or flat tax.

No voting if you don’t have skin in the game. Otherwise, you’ll almost always vote for other people’s money.

Were I moneyed I think I’d consider giving a minority percentage of my money better than giving up my head, but I guess that’s just me.

 
Helmut Monotreme
 

Doh! How could I have forgotten? I also have Paint Your Wagon.

Then you dropped the ball for not posting:

Way out here
they got a name
for rain and wind and fire
the rain is Tess
the fire’s Jo
and they call the wind Sharia

 
 

I thought he was the strongest, smartest, badassest, most brilliant tough guy around?

He was, but he was the only guy in the house.

 
 

Except when the mailman was banging his breadwinner wife.

 
El Manquécito
 

After showing extraordinary restraint while y’all went on about cover tunes I will now stay mum (back DKW!, back!) as you discuss show tunes.

Everybody out back for the old brandy bong then.

I’m OK with F1 though, used to hang in the CART pits back in the day.

 
 

“Tax the rich, feed the poor till there are no rich no more”
The condservatives love to regurgitate that line but always seem to overlook this one from that same song.
“Spread the word rich or poor, save the earth, stop the war”

 
 

Arrrrrrrrgh. Exactly how big of an asshole do you have to be say that poor and lower-middle-class people don’t have “skin in the game.” I mean, how can that be described as anything less than just flat-loathing for those who are the most vulnerable?

 
 

No voting if you don’t have skin in the game. Otherwise, you’ll almost always vote for other people’s money.

“They think they’ve got it bad? Why? Cause they’ve got no money! I’ll show them! By the time I’m done with them, they’ll have no votes either!”

I say Paul Ryan introduces a bill to strip them of all their constitutional rights altogether. Then a Very Serious Person in Congress can suggest only depriving them of their right to vote, as a compromise position. Washington can agree and then go out to celebrate its responsible middle-of-the-road policies.

 
 

Oooh. Firefox 4 is different. Fancy. Sorry…OT.

 
 

Arrrrrrrrgh. Exactly how big of an asshole do you have to be say that poor and lower-middle-class people don’t have “skin in the game.” I mean, how can that be described as anything less than just flat-loathing for those who are the most vulnerable?

Dunno, but those are the same people (them and many Democrats) who’ve said for the last half-decade that the Iraqis don’t have skin in the game and that they need to step up to the plate. This is actually a step up for them.

 
 

I say Paul Ryan introduces a bill to strip them of all their constitutional rights altogether. Then a Very Serious Person in Congress can suggest only depriving them of their right to vote, as a compromise position. Washington can agree and then go out to celebrate its responsible middle-of-the-road policies.

Dammit Chris! Don’t give them any ideas.

 
 

OT – This LEAFS SUCK-ian is proud of our latest cultural export to our southerly neighbours.

P.S. You’re welcome. Send pictures.

 
 

“Fair tax or flat tax”

Anyone who hasn’t already should go to the fair tax website http://www.fairtax.org and see for yourself how ridiculous it is. These morans can’t even be honest about the rate they would charge. Example: under a tax of 23%, how much would you pay for a candy bar on sale for $1.00? Most sentient humans would guess $1.23, but they would be wrong. They would actually pay $1.34.

 
 

JEFF GOLDSTEIN IS TOO TOUGH FOR RETAIL EXERCISE EQUIPMENT!!!!!! I don’t know why I scrolled through five pages of that shit site for that post; he pulls his tough-guy shtick when he’s posting Matt Lauer YouTube clips.

 
 

OT – This LEAFS SUCK-ian is proud of our latest cultural export to our southerly neighbours.

P.S. You’re welcome. Send pictures.

That’s pretty great. If I weren’t 8 months pregnant and in a decent amount of pain some days, I’d totally march.

 
 

That’s pretty great. If I weren’t 8 months pregnant and in a decent amount of pain some days, I’d totally march.

I mean, not by myself or anything. That would be weird. Funny. But weird.

 
 

JEFF GOLDSTEIN IS TOO TOUGH FOR RETAIL EXERCISE EQUIPMENT!!!!!!

omg, what a manly man! I totally want to suck his dick now…cuz of his muscular…hands.

 
 

Yeah, I can see that killing a thread.

I blame fish. I haven’t got the mechanics worked out in my head yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s his fault.

 
 

You didn’t kill it. We’ll be back in 5 or 10 minutes…

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

For vs.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Aaaaand that did it.

 
 

I mean, not by myself or anything

It would have to be by yourself. It’s not called the “Sluts Walk.”

Singular, baby, singular.

 
 

It would have to be by yourself. It’s not called the “Sluts Walk.”

OK, but…what if my son is also a slut?

 
 

For vs.

Just in time for Mother’s Day!

 
gocart mozart
 

First they came for the witches . . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/05/ahmadinejad-allies-charged-with-sorcery
Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being “magicians” and invoking djinns (spirits).

Ayandeh, an Iranian news website, described one of the arrested men, Abbas Ghaffari, as “a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds”.

 
 

Glodstein wears out retail Penis Pumps training his cockslapping.

 
 

““a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds”.

*cough*
Tantric sex
*cough*

 
 

Brings a whole new meaning to ‘sit and spin’.

 
 

You speeled (internationally renowned Internet Tough Guy) Jeff Godlstein‘s name rong.
~

 
 

Can Goldstein do cock pushups?

PETA objects.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 
El Manquécito
 

http://www.janecorwin.org/

In a lab coat, wearing safety glasses: she’s got my vote!

 
 

In a lab coat, wearing safety glasses, with a vial…

It’s BioClueShock!

 
 

wearing out the safety glasses.

 
El Manquécito
 

In a lab coat, wearing safety glasses, with a vial…

Sadly, this never happens. Hot nerd girlz will do some of yours if you’ve got some but are never packing.

 
 

You speeled (internationally renowned Internet Tough Guy) Jeff Godlstein‘s name rong.

HOLY SHIT!!! Is this the kind of thing I’ve been missing out on as a kinda-sorta newb? That fucking entry was RIVETING. I’m only halfway through…can’t stop reading! Utter brilliance is what it is. And, wow, this Goldstein/Godlstein fellow is a fucking LOON.

 
 

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
You gotta understand
It’s just our bringin’ upke
That gets us out of hand
Our fathers all are Kenyans
Our mother boned Bill Ayers
Golly Moses, we hate millionaires

JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke
We’re very upset
We never had religion
Or an uncle’s trust fund
We ain’t no producers
We’re foul-mouthed and glib
Deep down inside us we are libs

We are libs, we are libs
We are unrepentant libs
Deep inside, the best of us is lib!

Oh, Jeeze, I hardly have to parody the lyrics for “officer Krupke” – the real one’s are leftist enough:

Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
My parents treat me rough
With all their marijuana
They won’t give me a puff
They didn’t wanna have me
But somehow I was had
Leapin’ lizards, that’s why I’m so bad

My daddy beats my mommy
My mommy clobbers me
My grandpa is a commie
My grandma pushes tea
My sisters wears a moustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess

 
 

HOLY SHIT!!! Is this the kind of thing I’ve been missing out on as a kinda-sorta newb?

I don’t think it’s appropriate reading for true-newb such as myself.

Or a woman in your condition. 🙂

(Oh, who am I kidding…I couldn’t stop reading either.)

 
 

HOLY SHIT!!! Is this the kind of thing I’ve been missing out on as a kinda-sorta newb?

Oh, yeah, as a relative n00b myself I like to do random searches. There’s a lot of good stuff in archive. The S,N review of a Jonah Goldberg/LF promotional interview with Salon is one of my favorites.

 
 

Jim, right?! Great stuff!

mark, could I trouble you for a link?

 
 

Andrew Dice Clay, now there was some funny…

 
 

No problem. It’s even got one of those French titles that I gather are very clever but pass by my . . . monoglot? uniglot? . . . capabilities.

 
 

Ugh, I had to stop reading. I’m >this close< to finishing the 4-week-long project from hell, and then I can go home and drink some Scotch.

OK…maybe one more peek.

Dammit.

 
 

a picture of some sexy guy named David.

Note enticingly high forehead.

 
 

I thought he was the strongest, smartest, badassest, most brilliant tough guy around?

He was, but he was the only guy in the house.

Had a son, so not even in his own house.

 
 

It’s becoming increasingly common for the right to advocate taking away the voting rights of “people who don’t pay any taxes”

1. Skew income distribution and rely on regressive non-income taxes so that most people do not meet the threshold for paying income tax.
2. Disenfranchise them so they can’t complain about income inequality.
3. Profit!!

It only seems yesterday when the right-wing freaks were complaining that income tax was an unconstitutional extension of federal power, and preaching that no-one should have to pay income tax. Now it’s “income tax is the marker of full citizenship”.

No, wait, it was only yesterday.

 
 

@ g.
Martini? That was superb.

 
 

http://www.janecorwin.org/
She once ate a sandwich this big.

I see the subtle hand of S,N! at work here.

 
 

S,N!’s hand is many things; “subtle”is not one of them.

 
 

Seriously, CART? F1? AC/DC? AND political snark? I love you people.

 
 

It’s becoming increasingly common for the right to advocate taking away the voting rights of “people who don’t pay any taxes”

One dollar, One vote!

 
 

Uh oh! Turns out current Credit-to-His-Race Herman Cain supported TARP. So much for two black presidents in a row.

 
 

Rodgers and Hammerstein want to know:

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sharia?
How do you hold a moonbat in your hand?

How do you solve a problem like Sharia?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Sharia?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

 
 

You better pull your pants up Micky Kaus
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42920080/ns/local_news-miami_fl/
“Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon. “

 
 

Is he a chameleon, someone who can change his stripes depending on the circumstances?

Dear Robin of Berkeley, if your chameleon has stripes then probably it is actually a small cunningly-disguised tiger. Get to the chopper!

Who is this man who hid his birth certificate only to suddenly present it?

She has missed out the part where he used his Altairian mind-control powers to entice the loons into hysteria about the birth certificate hidden in the Hawaiian state archives, before he closed the trap.

a treacherous type of snake oil?

That’s the worst kind. It’s actually good for you; the ultimate betrayal.

Is Obama sadistic, like the upstanding doctor
Is this a veiled Dr Strangelove reference or something? I am baffled. Waiter, take away this word salad, there is a slug in it.

 
 

“That’s the worst kind. It’s actually good for you; the ultimate betrayal.”

Oh, I chuckled.

 
 

Why do I keep sucking these goats’ dicks?

 
El Manquécito
 

Seriously, CART? F1? AC/DC? AND political snark? I love you people.

You’d be surprised how often I hear this. Hint: add strong dope.

 
 

Oh, wait. Does Heavy Metal count?

Broadway musicals versus thallium poisoning. Compare and contrast.

 
 

Why do I keep sucking these goats’ dicks?

Baaaaah, you got me.

 
 

The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.

Something tells me the senator is a champion of other activities as well.

 
 

Broadway musicals versus thallium poisoning. Compare and contrast.

They contrast like red and red.

 
 

The bestiality bill (SB 344)

Sez nothing about melons. Smut, you win!

 
Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can't even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
 

Interestingly enough, although chameleons can and do use their colour-changing for camouflage, its primary purpose is social signaling (mating displays, attempts to intimidate other chameleons, etc.) I believe the current thinking is that the ability originally evolved for use in social situations, and camouflage was just a secondary benefit.

I’m pretty sure that’s right but I could be full of shit. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

 
 

You spelled color rong.

 
 

OH, look what snuck in at the end of that article…

Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called “droopy drawers bill” (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school.

Here we go with this shit again. Looking like a fool wit yer pants on the ground stupidassed dress code laws.

 
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon
 

And the correct pronunciation of camouflage is camouflage.

 
 

FUCK YOU WORDPRESS

COMMENT CASUALTY COUNT 4

 
El Manquécito
 

Uh-oh, gotta go to work.

Carry on.

 
 

oh sure, you take that one, you fucking whore.

 
Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can't even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
 

You spelled color rong.

I’m Canadian.

Although as an Anglophile*, I spell most words the British way (eg. “realise” and pronouncing “waistcoat” as “weskit” ), so I would probably still spell “colour” correctly even if I were American.

After doing a bit of research on the “aluminum/aluminium” thing, I’ve settled on “alumium”, which was the original version. Hopefully it’ll catch on.

*Which doesn’t necessarily mean I like to fuck angles, but I must admit that 25° is looking pretty hot.

 
 

And the correct pronunciation of camouflage is camouflage.

Also proper attire for semi-formal dinner events, although in this environment, sleeves are required. This has been the subject of some controversy.

 
 

I’m Canadian. a rebel!

 
 

wordpress make tsam MAD. GRRRR.

 
 

tsam KILL THREAD

 
Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can't even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
 

A rebel who wears bowties?

 
 

Ha–bitter ironies. My comment about wordpress making me angry came a bit soon for wordpress’ liking.

I flipped off my monitor, and now it’s not speaking to me.

 
 

with tsam killing threads it feels like old times.

 
 

A rebel who wears bowties?

Yeah–just like this dude.

 
 

I could entertain you all with stats from my fantasy baseball team.

Yeah, that’s right. I’m a fantasy geek. Know it, accept it, embrace it, love it.

 
 

You all need to move to the Pacific time zone. That would much more convenient for me.

 
 

Oh god, I hear enough about fantasy baseball as is.

 
 

I could entertain you all with stats from my fantasy baseball team.

Gandalf’s batting .250.

 
 

Oh god, I hear enough about fantasy baseball as is.

It sounds way cooler when you say it, though.

 
 

What about Strawberry Shortstop?

 
 

Yes, I just made a joke that dumb. You’re all witnesses.

 
Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can't even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
 

fantasy baseball team

Did you catch the game between the Gondor Stewards and the Isengard Crebain last week? They never should have used Faramir as the starting pitcher. The guy’s a bum.

 
Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can't even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
 

Big Bad Bald Bastard

Damnit. I never should have looked up those stupid spellings!

 
 

“Is Obama sadistic, like the upstanding doctor”
Is this a veiled Dr Strangelove reference or something? I am baffled. Waiter, take away this word salad, there is a slug in it.

First of all thanks Smut for riffing on her the way I was going to but alas I said “Fuck it, what’s the point.” Good job sir.

As to the Doctor reference, NO! NO! NO! You are taking it completely out of context. Read the whole post. I assure you, in context it is even crazier.

 
 

Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can’t even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle said,

This is certainly a brave nym.

 
 

This is certainly a brave nym.

He’s probably hung like a unicorn.

 
Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can't even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
 

Earlier I was going by “Spearhafoc, who is John Galt”. I find this one less embarrassing.

 
Whale Chowder
 

Also, with me, it’s often the Heidelberg uncertainty principle that is my downfall.

 
 

He’s probably hung like a unicorn.

I thought all unicorns were female.

 
 

You know, Strawberry Shortstop is the only scratch-n-sniff fantasy baseball player.

Oh yes, I’m doubling down on the dumb.

 
 

I thought all unicorns were female.

They are. Whale Chowder is BANNED!!1

 
 

Earlier I was going by “Spearhafoc, who is John Galt”. I find this one less embarrassing.

Ooooh. I’m enjoying the understated wit.

 
 

Broadway musicals versus thallium poisoning. Compare and contrast.
They contrast like red and red.

It was a trick question. Both make my hair fall out.

*Which doesn’t necessarily mean I like to fuck angles, but I must admit that 25° is looking pretty hot.
I would look up Ballard’s account of the pornography of pure geometry (somewhere in The Atrocity Exhibition) but then I would get sidetracked.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/the_mysterious_mr_o.html

Robin of Berzerkley’s prose is creeping me out more and more. I think it’s an Uncanny Valley phenomenon. Her imitation of normal human cognition is not quite good enough to be convincing.

 
gocart mozart
 

“I thought all unicorns were female.”

No that’s “All cats are female, all dogs are male.”

Also,
Maybe he is hung like a New Black Panther at a Tea Party convention?
[I apologize in advance for that joke]

 
 

No that’s “All cats are female, all dogs are male.”

Also, knives and forks are boys, spoons are girls.

 
Spearhafoc, whose penis is so small he can't even measure it due to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
 

As much as I’m enjoying the conversation about how hung I am, I must admit it was a double-bluff.

Or is it?

 
gocart mozart
 

Do you know what is wrong about Sadly, No!? Not enough dicsussion about lavish Broadway musicals. How gay is that?

 
gocart mozart
 

Spearhafoc, is your penis both a wave and a particle?

 
 

Do you know what is wrong about Sadly, No!? Not enough dicsussion about lavish Broadway musicals. How gay is that?

True, but what you didn’t know was that I make jazz hands every time I post here. Hell, even when I lurk. Actually, it’s easier when I lurk. Otherwise I have to type one-jazzhanded.

 
 

Also, knives and forks are boys, spoons are girls.

Obligatory XKCD reference.

 
 

Otherwise I have to type one-jazzhanded.

Something you have in common with the average wingnut.

 
 

What’s all this about jizz hands?

 
 

What’s all this about jizz hands?

Grrrrrrr. Damn your fast fingers, smut!

 
 

Damn your fast fingers, smut!

Not fast, but not waving around, neither.

 
Spearhafoc, who is changing his nym
 

Spearhafoc, is your penis both a wave and a particle?

No, it’s a dead cat.

Didn’t you see that SNL sketch they made about me: Dead Cat in a Box?

 
gocart mozart
 

Well VS and SC, I see that I went the cute kitty route and you two had your minds in the gutter. Freekin’ preverts!

 
gocart mozart
 

Promoting inter-species violence is totally uncool vacuumslayer. You should know that.

 
 

you two had your minds in the gutter

And their hands in the jazz.

 
Spearhafoc, who is changing his nym
 

Handling the Jazz.

 
Spearhafoc, who is changing his nym
 

Changing the nym. Also.

 
 

(distracting Smut)

In the depraved geometry of “Crash,” semen and engine coolant, crotches and chromium instrument heads are congruent.

 
 

“Promoting inter-species violence is totally uncool vacuumslayer. You should know that.”

But sometimes I get really angry at wingnuts.

 
gocart mozart
 

Fair enough.

 
Whale Chowder
 

I thought all unicorns were female.

They are. Whale Chowder is BANNED!!1

Then how do you explain this? Huh? Or this?

Y’all think yer pretty smart but I’s smarter. Er.

 
 

Those aren’t REAL unicorns, silly.

(Full disclosure: the second pic made me LOL.)

 
 

Gandalf’s batting .250.

Frodo has 20 stolen bases already. And his on-base percentage is outta this world!
~

 
Spearhafoc, who is Gollum now, apparently
 

Frodo has 20 stolen bases already.

They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

 
 

“Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon. “

“Not yet, but soon”

a small cunningly-disguised tiger

FNORD

After doing a bit of research on the “aluminum/aluminium” thing, I’ve settled on “alumium”, which was the original version. Hopefully it’ll catch on.

ALOOOOMIUM!

I thought all unicorns were female.

Horny beasts who want to stick their rigid spike in some young chicks lappy bits? MALE.

 
 

I’ve got a question!

Tigris / tigrismus: different deities, or just different nyms?

Asking for the science of journalism, only.
~

 
 

All. one. kitty.

 
 

lappy bits

French!!

 
Whale Chowder from his phone
 

lappy bits

what’s boat construction got to do with this?

 
 

Then how do you explain this? Huh? Or this?

Drugs. Many, many drugs.

Horny beasts who want to stick their rigid spike in some young chicks lappy bits with their pretty hair being stroked and their purity on display

Metrosexual!

 
Cap'n Lolipop
 

When O’Bammy parachuted into GZERO on wings of a “Job Well Done” sash all the firefighters across the land let up a resounding “whoop” and ponies were plentiful

 
Cap'n Lolipop
 

Full disclosure: the second pic made me LOL

well the 1st made me interested in newsletters and suchlike

 
 

well the 1st made me interested in newsletters and suchlike

Rule 34 is a harsh mistress… harsh mistresses make me interested in newsletters and suchlike…

 
 

Rule 34 is the moon.
.

 
 

Rule 34 is the moon.

Does that turn you on?

 
Spearhafoc, who is making another Doctor Who reference
 

the moon.

That reminds me; I have to go kill that black-suited alien standing in the corner. Be back soon.

I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

 
 

Does that turn you on?

Twice!
.

 
 

Fucking equivalences. How do they work?

Billdoreilly; (paraphrasing)
the Obama administration reversed a previous administration policy, allowing the coffins of dead soldiers to be photographed. Yet at the same time, he won’t release photos of Obi’s dead body…

Sigh.

 
 

Smart phones. How do they fucking work?
Slowly, that’s how.

 
 

With all respect, I prefer this rendition.

 
 

With all respect, I prefer this rendition.

That being said, I prefer this version of When You’re a Jet. Of course, the French language Belgian production was even better.

 
Spearhafoc, who is making yet another Doctor Who reference
 

The unemployment rate rises yet again….

Obama had a plan to solve the economic crisis but it got wiped from his memory when the Master briefly took control of the human race using the Vinvocci Immortality Gate.

Don’t you know anything?

 
 

Fuck Geller.

 
 

I always miss the F1 discussions.

 
Whale Chowder from his phone
 

I’ll talk F1 but I haven’t saan practice yet so I don’t know how hopeless Hispania is this week.

 
 

If they release bin Laden’s death photos, I’m investing in Jergen’s futures.

 
 

Ha! Jergens. I keep lots around for Three’s Company reruns.

 
 

Economic theory hard for republicans.

,,,

 
intransigent naugahyde
 

You know, Strawberry Shortstop is the only scratch-n-sniff fantasy baseball player.

Except for “Well Heloooooo, Kitty.”

 
 

ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ah!ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ah!ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.Ah!ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.AHHH!ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.Ah!ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha!AH!!ha.ha.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaAH!

 
 

moon.moon.

 
 

it ain’t.

 
Lancelot Link
 

Which doesn’t necessarily mean I like to fuck angles, but I must admit that 25° is looking pretty hot.
That is acutie.

 
 

Smart phones. How do they fucking work?
Slowly, that’s how.

Ha! One of us! One of us!

 
El Manquécito
 

Pretty quiet around here.

If May 21st is Judgement Day that would be very convenient for me. Diabetic Christ on a hoveround these folks are nutz!

 
 

That coulda waited for Armageddon

 
Cap'n Lolipop
 

He makes it seem so effortless…

 
 

Jesus is coming. Will you swallow?

 
 

Of course I will

 
 

“tsam said,
May 7, 2011 at 16:32

That coulda waited for Armageddon”

LOL. it’s a nu thang!

 
 

“Whale Chowder from his phone said,
May 7, 2011 at 6:32

I’ll talk F1 but I haven’t saan practice yet so I don’t know how hopeless Hispania is this week.”

Vettel crashed in turn 8.

Oh, right: SPOILER ALERT!

 
 

This can’t wait for Sunday

Some therapist is going to be very, very busy. For a very, very, long time.

 
 

Yeah, and that kid’s smooooove.

 
 

“That coulda waited for fucking WAS Armageddon

 
 

That’s child abuse as far as I’m concerned.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

Fresh poopy.

 
 

Billdoreilly; (paraphrasing)
the Obama administration reversed a previous administration policy, allowing the coffins of dead soldiers to be photographed. Yet at the same time, he won’t release photos of Obi’s dead body

OR:

“Gosh, Pastor Attention-Whore Jones’ Koran BBQ getting a bunch of people killed was a fucking LAFF-RIOT! Can we do that again, only 9/11-ier? Also, I seem to have lost my instruction-sheet … I know this is a long-shot, but if any of my viewing audience who can write still knows how to eat, breathe & wipe their crack, would you kindly send me this important information ASAP?”

This can’t wait for Sunday

I refuse to sully my precious anvils with Jeezus Rap.

 
 

Some therapist is going to be very, very busy. For a very, very, long time

HAH!
Nice

 
 

Vettel crashed in turn 8.

Oh, right: SPOILER ALERT!

GODDAMNIT!

 
 

If May 21st is Judgement Day

I am SO throwing a party. Look: no hangover the next day!

 
 

wordpress make tsam MAD. GRRRR.

 
 

Big Bad Bald Bastard:

It’s so cool and post-modern to reply with cool and post-modern links that are all about showing off your coolness and post-modernity… even if you sort of don’t bother to stay in the neighborhood of stuff that Arthur Laurents (who is dead) made?

Cool!

This is way so much
moar
funs!

Go on, keep smearing the shitstain bigger. That will totally show how cool you are.

 
 

even if you sort of don’t bother to stay in the neighborhood of stuff that Arthur Laurents (who is dead) made?

I demand that jokes on the comedy site be less funny.

 
 

A week late I can say with confidence that I think the guitarist is Les Paul.

 
 

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