I could have been first …

Speaking of dogs, I could watch this over and over. In fact, I have.

Some copypasta that’s worth the read, & points out what an ignorant ninny Bozell is.

So her failure to lift the CBS Evening News from the cellar is not really her failure. The evening news programs at the three commercial broadcast networks have lost 55.5 percent of their audience since 1980, reports the Project for Excellence in Journalism—it’s very hard to win market share when the market is disappearing. Also, CBS News was easily the weakest of the three networks when she took the chair in September 2006, and its evening offering had long been last in the ratings.

Couric’s great misfortune was to become a broadcast network news anchor just as we were entering the post-anchor period. By post-anchor I don’t mean that you could plop just any Arnold Zenker (article purchase required) into the studio and squeeze a good performance out of him. But the job and the audience aren’t what they were when John Chancellor, Walter Cronkite, Tom Brokaw, and even Peter Jennings walked the earth. The explosion of news choices on cable and the Web have made the evening news an anachronism enjoyed mostly by an audience of older and less highly educated viewers, according to the Project for Excellence in Journalism. If there is little prestige, honor, and future being the anchor of the No. 1 show chasing an audience that is becoming smaller, older, and is less-educated, imagine how the No. 3 anchor must have felt.

Note the bold: The Newsbusters audience.

Link if you give a shit, which I obviously didn’t.

I didn’t leave the door open.

It is refreshing that Americans today reject the notion that we should bow before the network TV anchormen as the most hallowed of political actors, let alone “priests of journalism

Except when they work at Fox.

[THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY SPHERES OF INFLUENCE YOUR TIME IS NOW]

This sounds straight out of Zero Wing.

“The CBS Evening News with Glenn Beck.”

Shorter Brent Bozell: “Katie Couric, you are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.”

Hey! Bouffant’s now Frist!

I would say Bozo-El is more like a dog licking his own ass.

Note the bold: The Newsbusters audience.

Can’t be. Doesn’t say anything about senile and delusional.

Wait…there’s a wingnut explanation of Couric’s “failure” that doesn’t involve genitalia?

Let me add: I can’t stand her. But she’s no worse than the other people on TV pretending to be reporters.

“The CBS Evening News with Glenn Beck.”

Just when they thought their ratings could not go any lower…

Couric was averaging only 6.4 million total viewers…That was way behind NBC at 9.8 million and ABC at 8.65 million.

it is exactly this type of astute analysis that keeps bozo-el in a job…

Let me add: I can’t stand her. But she’s no worse than the other people on TV pretending to be reporters

exactly…

FUCK! Killfile does not work with Firefox 4!

Couric was averaging only 6.4 million total viewers

Hey, that’s like 3.2 million times as many readers as he has!

Folkenflik
also, folken the flik…

I’d just like to put in a little vote for the banishment of Dr. Copypasta. There’s no attempt at anything other than being an asshole, and not in the fun way.

OT, but:

“An American occupation would not last years, on the model of a MacArthur regency in Japan. Instead, the U.S. would quickly — say, after less than a year — hand control of the country over to a U.N. protectorate, with some Arab input to soothe feelings and a non-American — some anodyne European, such as a Swede — running the show. He would in effect act as Iraqi dictator, but without the brace of pistols. After five years or so, as Iraq’s public institutions were firmed up, the baton could be passed to an Iraqi government that one would hope would be thoroughly democratic — but that would at a minimum be pro-Western and capitalist. The entire effort would represent a return to an enlightened paternalism toward the Third World, premised on the idea that the Arabs have failed miserably at self-government and need to start anew.”

—Richard Lowry, 2001

I just came across this quote and found it intriguing. A quick Google search brings up barely any results for it. Strange how it’s been ignored all these years.

oh fuck, hes back,

downloading badgers….

an asshole, and not in the fun way.

so not like this?

OMG, please ban this guy. I can’t kill him on my mobile devices.

Various steps are being taken with respect to the copy-paste troll. I go away for a few days and all hell breaks loose. Whatever you do, however, please make my job easier and don’t feed this turdball.

[Scrolling] THE page.

Hey, has anything happened here while I’ve been away? I can’t tolerate news on either TV or radio. If I want to know stuff I’ll read it, and can’t stand having it recited to my by some vacuous baritone* or chirping anchorbimbo.

*Lifted from a 30-y/o Doonesbury strip

my = me, natch

Thanks, Tintin.

Imma haveta far up the Firefox.

bbkf, that article leaves me speechless.

I didn’t think girls were, um, equipped to enjoy it, y’know, that way.

Learn something new every day.

What do turdballs eat, anyway?

I didn’t think girls were, um, equipped to enjoy it, y’know, that way.

we are mysterious creatures…

I didn’t think girls were, um, equipped to enjoy it, y’know, that way.

Oh, yeah, all those nerve endings? I was pretty surprised by the numbers, though.

Anybody know how to get killfile to work with Firefox 4?

I didn’t think anyone praise Katie Couric for her Palin interview. In fact her lightweight reputation made Palin look worse. If you can’t handle small talk with a friendly blonde, how are you going to handle actual criticism?

how are you going to handle actual criticism?

by updating your facebook status using all caps, of course!

Holy. Fuck.

Where are the badgers when you really, really need them?

they spend their free time playing basketball, attending classes, and–rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ.

good to know these college boys can squeeze ‘attending classes’ into their free time…

and, wow…tintin is gonna be pissed!

The fact is, I am bent over, awaiting my baptism of milt.

Wow, poor TinTin, not even aware that he’s being spoofed.

Poor Troofie…

we are mysterious creatures…

Mysteries wrapped in enigmas wrapped in cotton/lycra blends.

But I’ve said too much…

Mysteries wrapped in enigmas wrapped in cotton/lycra blends.

Or cucumbers wrapped in condoms

Ya know, if you cut the cuke in half and core out the …………ehhhhhhhhh, never mind…..

nd biden? yeah, he does say some dumb-ass shit sometimes, but at least the words that come out of his pie-hole are strung together coherently and he mostly has, you know, a concept of the world around him and how it works

And when he does, he doesn’t call for a Waaaahmbulance and say the mean lady made him say it.

Holy. Fuck.

Yeah, rap is one of those things the fuckhead Right has the love-hate thing going with, innit. Like, they believe it’s the product of inferior people but can’t deny that it’s cool even in their terms (i.e. it makes a lot of money) so they try to emulate it anyway. And suck at it, because they’re bad at everything.

It’s like how Nobel prizes are a bunch of liberal trash to them but they still want somebody on their team to get one so, so bad.

Journalists hailed Couric for her pounding on Sarah Palin in 2008. As Folkenflik at NPR put it, she “earned praise” for how “her steady questioning style allowed Palin to reveal herself as uncertain, at times, of her bearing on policy issues,” which earned Couric “a bevy of awards.” But others saw it differently. She never, ever treated a Democrat this way.

Just days before, she hailed Joe Biden on the campaign trail. “He’s the close-talking, free-wheeling, ice-cream eating Democratic nominee for Vice President.” His weakness for gaffes became a strength. “You say what’s on your mind and I think people appreciate that,” she told Biden. “Have you found that you have to be uber-careful and disciplined in terms of being out on the campaign trail?”

oh, her *pounding* of sarah palin? i bet brent has the greta vansustern love-fest on a continuous loop…

and biden? yeah, he does say some dumb-ass shit sometimes, but at least the words that come out of his pie-hole are strung together coherently and he mostly has, you know, a concept of the world around him and how it works…
also, i have to get back to work…i am up to my bozell in event planning…my big fundraiser is saturday!!!

The fact is, the reason most Nobel Prizes go to liberals and socialists is because of bias. Sweden is a socialist awful place.

Yeah, rap is one of those things the fuckhead Right has the love-hate thing going with, innit. Like, they believe it’s the product of inferior people but can’t deny that it’s cool even in their terms (i.e. it makes a lot of money) so they try to emulate it anyway. And suck at it, because they’re bad at everything.

Today’s away message from a conservative acquaintance:

“If this was a Lady Gaga song, the relationship between the youth vote and Barack Obama would be ‘Bad Romance.'”
– Tim Pawlenty

Yikes. Stick to Trace Adkins, Tim. A hipster you ain’t.

BTWs, “the youth vote” itself is another one of those things that ranks really, really high on their love/hate-ometer.

The fact is, the youth should not be allowed to vote until they understand the Consitution. And not the fake, made up Liberal one. The real one the founders intended and the liberal juges are always trying to change.

The fact is, the youth should not be allowed to vote until they understand the Consitution

or spell it.

Hoo-boy, would THAT take the Republicans out of power.

“If this was a Lady Gaga song, the relationship between the youth vote and Barack Obama would be ‘Bad Romance.’”
– Tim Pawlenty

Jon Stewart had it last night. It’s even worse with his voice and body language.

He could learn a few things from The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, in fact.

Last night I tossed together* an easy dinner. Green salad with homemade croutons. Broiled chicken thighs (nicely herbed, of course) and wild mushroom risotto. With Oregon black truffle.

Tonight I’m cheaping out again, just don’t have much energy. Pasture raised organic lamb loin chops, marinated in soy soss, garlic, fresh rosemary and maybe something else, I can’t remember then grilled. Couscous pilaf – roasted garlic, olive oyl, chopped dried fruits (dates, figs, currants, gold raisins….) and toasted pine nuts. Sauteed greens.

The Ho made tapioca! I’m not big on it but he likes it and we will enjoy it.

Oops. The * above should be obvious. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused.

The Ho made tapioca! I’m not big on it but he likes it and we will enjoy it.

Man on a street corner soapbox: Come the revolution, my friends, you’ll have strawberries and cream.

Man on the street: But I don’t like strawberries and cream.

Man on a street corner soapbox: Come the revolution, \you’ll have strawberries and cream AND LIKE IT.

Come the revolution, you’ll wish you had an old rusted-out camper.
~

“If this was a Lady Gaga song, the relationship between the youth vote and Barack Obama would be ‘Bad Romance.’”
– Tim Pawlenty

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the reference. Can it be that I am less hep than Tim Pawlenty? (shudder)

ast night I tossed together* an easy dinner. Green salad with homemade croutons. Broiled chicken thighs (nicely herbed, of course) and wild mushroom risotto. With Oregon black truffle.

The Ho made tapioca! I’m not big on it but he likes it and we will enjoy it.

will you stop doing this please? i already have a backlog of meals you have made that i am going to *replicate*…also i do not have access to pasture raised organic lamb or oregon black truffles. i think i have tapioca tho…

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the reference

as a minnesotan, i am fairly sure t-paw doesn’t understand the reference…i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: i have had paw-lenty of his smirk and dipshittery…

Ho-leee crap, you gots to see this woman!

She uses bacon for bookmarks in a Koran (which I find amusing) among other stuff.

Ho-leee crap, you gots to see this woman!

whoa! that is some high-octane crazy right there!

Can it be that I am less hep than Tim Pawlenty?

You’re not. T-Paw got that line from a speechwriter, and the speechwriter doesn’t know anything about the song apart from the title.

Can it be that I am less hep than Tim Pawlenty?

also, i don’t think it’s possible for anyone to be less hep than tpaw…even his nickname is ridiculous…

Was Rush also Brutus to Glenn Beck’s Caesar?

last night I tossed together* an easy dinner. Green salad with homemade croutons. Broiled chicken thighs (nicely herbed, of course) and wild mushroom risotto. With Oregon black truffle.

I just put a couple of chicken breasts (bone-in) in the oven, with a few sprigs of tarragon tucked underneath the skin, and squeezed the juice of a tangerine (because I didn’t have a lemon) over them, and roasted them at 400 for about 45 minutes.

I took them out and got distracted at the computer, so they were room temperature after a while, so I put some greens on the plate, a few slivers of red onion, some chopped yellow bell pepper and some snap peas. I cut the chicken meat off the bone into bite sized pieces.

Then I strained the fat and juice from the roasting pan into a bowl, added a touch of balsamic vinegar, and whisked it into a salad dressing. I happened to have some of those salad crispy wontons – sprinkled them on top.

Damn! it was good. And I have 1 1/2 more chicken breasts leftover for more.

See, this Bozell fellow doesn’t understand that those of us who watch the “evening news”, whether it be with Brian, Charles, or Katie, don’t do so for the news per se, but for the drug commercials. You see, there is no news nearly as important as, say, Lipitor, or Claritin, or even Tylenol. We must see these informative commercials repeatedly in order to appreciate the smiling faces. The possible side effects give us chills, sometimes make our hearts race. No, the news is a mere lagniappe, a tiny gift attached to the critically serious business of drugs. If Katie has lost in this three way competition, the blame should be on the poor drug commercials.

re bacon for a bookmark:

I can haz her guts for a garter?

Besides, the greese make the paper all translucent and hard to read. And then the wasps come.

Brutusing the Caesar.

Making the tapioca

Whisking the dressing

Bookmarking the Koran

In the post-Vietnam, post-Watergate period, the media asserted themselves as a fourth branch of government, abiding by left-wing urgings to resist being “stenographers to power.” So they struck their self-righteous blows against “risky” tax cuts and “foolish” wars and asserted their courage in refusing to wear flag pins.

He says that like it’s a bad thing. Fortunately for him this whole questioning government and resisting pseudo-patriotism in a time of war was quickly buried under a pile of rubble in Beirut in 1984; had a brief resurgence during Iran-Contra, but received a final bullet in the head and dumped in watery grave somewhere outside Kuwait in 1991.

What a waste of perfectly good bacon.

squeezing the juice

wasting the bacon

Yeah, I couldn’t believe she was just throwing it away. Maybe contact w/ a different Holy Book makes it unclean, even after cooking.

Straining the fat

…but perhaps I’ve said too much.

Receiving a bullet.

@ N__B :
“Come the revolution, \you’ll have strawberries and cream AND LIKE IT.”

Is this supposed to be a good thing, or a bad one?

I was surprised some years ago to discover that the Lemonade Paradox (to me, the Asparagus Paradox) was the invention of none other than Lewis Carroll:

I’m so glad I don’t like asparagus, because, you know, if I liked it I’d eat it all the time, and it’s awful stuff.

Revolutions are always ambiguous, aren’t they? At least, the good ones.

@ Kosher Dill —

“I can haz her guts for a garter?

Besides, the greese make the paper all translucent and hard to read. And then the wasps come.”

The WASPs always show up to make life harder for the bacon-avoiding peoples, don’t they?

Wolcott!
~

Gesundheit.

Hank you.
~

gnome chomsky he’s not.

I welcome the return to toilet blogging in all its wonderful forms.

It’s interesting to read about it (Shirer’s books are still among the best), but living in a nation descending into insanity is both fascinating and horrifying. It seems unstopppable. Many of us recognize what is happening, but it reminds me of my grandmother descending into Alzheimer’s. She knew what was happening, but as her lucid moments became increasingly rare, and she became increasingly untethered from reality, she stopped trying to fight it and just wandered away into fragments of her past. The difference, of course, is that we can’t easily be institutionalized, and we have nuclear weapons.

gnome chomsky

rofl

OT: More band names!

Echo…echo…echo…

*tumbleweed*

Should we bring back CABERNET SAUVIGNON for your entertainment?

Welcome to the cabernet, old chums
Life is a cabernet.

I miss the Bozell the Gorilla image!

The women/orgasms/anal issue is not especially surprising. The sodomy is just one part of a sexual encounter that, on the whole (ahem), includes an orgasm. When the poster at BBKF’s link writes, “Anal sex outscored oral,” he or she is misrepresenting the study. In all likelihood these women consent to anal sex because they’re having encounters that include an orgasm 94% of the time. All this has been hashed out in a more proximal thread.

Re: our thread topic’s headline: it leads me to reflect on the difference between “a dog’s walking on…” and “a dog walking on.” I suspect the former was intended as typed, but it gave me pause.

A dog’s *what*?

Here’s some pics, for the chairpeoples of the bored.
~

“Life is a cabernet”

Fuck. The Christopher and His Kind region 1 DVD is scheduled for release June 28. That is NOT “later this spring.” Maybe I’ll have to read the book again, it’s been 25 years or so.

re: POOP

Some local good news.

Blockquote of the article:

My chest filled up with sunshine. It was amazing.

Blockquote of the article:

My chest filled up with sunshine. It was amazing.

So someone used a rib-spreader. Big deal.

My chest filled up with sunshine.

That’s not sunshine, sunshine.

His life before involved lying in bed, limping to the bathroom to poo blood. He could hardly walk because his joints were so swollen. He would lie on the bathroom floor and weep with the pain.

LUXURY.

We’re here, we have always been here. Stone age cave people were more civilized than Maggie Gallagher. Imagine that.

FYWP. we have always been here

LUXURY

Imagine his walk score.

Yet another reason to move to NZ. I gotta get me one of them head boys.

I believe we shaming homophobia out of existence. Its pretty great.

Speaking of walk scores, I just traced the suburbification of my life. My last three addresses went from 92 to 78 to 58. That 58 is a bit low – Walk Score reports the nearest park as being over 2 km away when in actual fact I can get to it by climbing over my back fence. And it’s not that big a fence.

Anyways, trend is still there. I guess I should expect to be living in some gated community after the next few moves.

I believe we shaming homophobia out of existence. Its pretty great.

Grammar and spelling also.

Couric was averaging only 6.4 million total viewers

Meanwhile Glenn Beck had at most half that and he was TEH MOST POWERFULEST FORCE IN TELLYBISION!!!!!

Anyways, trend is still there. I guess I should expect to be living in some gated community after the next few moves.

Nah, you’ll be living in a space station, orbiting the planet where those hawt green alien chix live.

My last three addresses went from 92 to 78 to 58.

Mine is 86. I am sure that will surprise BBBB and N__B. Haven’t lived anyplace else for a while, but it has probably declined a bit over the years because Scott Turdwaffle Walker helped the transit system decline during his tenure as County Exec.

Mine is 86. I am sure that will surprise BBBB and N__B.

The only surprise is that you don’t call it your Shambling Score.

Doc Dick,
Dunno if you got an answer, but I have killfile working fine on Firefox 4. I have Greasemonkey 0.9.1, and it has been working since I upgraded. It had stopped working on my old 3.x Firefox.

Hitler’s walk score.

“Grammar and spelling also”

Bet I can spell this correctly: go fuck yourself.*

*I, of course, kid.

Walk score says it’s 1/3 mile to a park. There’s a park directly across the street from our building. And the Willammette greenway is about 150 yards away. True, the nearest full scale grocery is a mile away but I walk only 30 yards to the streetcar then ten minutes later walk another 30 yards to the store.

I note with delight that the “entertainment”‘ listed with our address is Oregon Museum of Science and Industry. We’re members.

Hitler’s walk score.

62nd the Godwin!

Shocking. Kochsuckers efforts to disenfranchise young voters:
http://www.talk2action.org/story/2011/4/6/124544/4261

rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ

I want a black-velvet painting of Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ playing poker with a sad clown.

Are these “young cons” a Poe?

“I want a black-velvet painting of Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ playing poker with a sad clown.”

You can just say it–Glenn Beck.

Bet I can spell this correctly: go fuck yourself.

Lightning Rod = Zombie.

“I want a black-velvet painting of Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ playing poker with a sad clown.”

Starting point.

93% of Seattle residents have a higher Walk Score.

Fuck me. I knew our neighborhood was in the (relative) boondocks but this is ridiculous.

Starting point.

Heh, I notice that W is already out of the game, Nixon the cheater is looking over Teddy’s shoulder and everyone is laughing at Lincoln.

“I want a black-velvet painting of Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ playing poker with a sad clown.”

You should comission vs.

Isn’t Katie Couric close friends with and a defender of convicted child rapist Jeffrey Epstein? Who bought 13-year old slaves from their parents in eastern europe so he could rape them in his sprawling villa? I think that’s a more interesting question than “does anyone actually watch the evening news?”

I want a black-velvet painting of Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ playing poker with a sad clown.

And by “sad clown” you mean the remains of the American Middle Class? I think we know where the chips aren’t.

Starting point.

wow…just, wow…although i am not an art critic, it would be even more awesome if they were playing poker in a kinkadian cottage…

Starting point.

Later they played “hide the pickle.”

Later they played “hide the pickle.”

i find this plausible only because teddy r’s in the picture…that seems like a game any robust, outdoorsy republican like himself would get up…

Later they played “hide the pickle.”

Chalkin’ up the cue stick.

i find this plausible only because teddy r’s in the picture…that seems like a game any robust, outdoorsy republican like himself would get up…

the rest of them i feel quite sure would be satisfied watching young boys play…

Walk score of my little sty: 32

I iz car-dependent.

They failed on the park part for me, too. A much better park, with lots of trails, is only 1/3 from my house, but they picked the nearest park (which is just a couple of baseball diamonds in a flat field) at almost a mile.

The closer park has a more storied past, too. Back in the 80’s, the head of HR for the big insurance company I worked for at the time was “let go” after he was arrested at the park at night while dressed in full leather regalia.

I do believe one of the local weathermen lost his job (and probably other things) because of similar activities at the same place. We’ve lost three of them in my lifetime due to bear hunting incidents (so to speak)..

heh. We have a Frederick Law Olmsted park visible from our front porch.

Yeah, well, but can you see Putin’s house, like Sarah can? Huh??? Can you?

at the park at night while dressed in full leather regalia.

we just get deer in our park…and i am in walking distance of EVERYTHING in my town…bet my walking score is about a gazillion…

That walk score thing is wacky. I got a 51 and a “penalty” for pedestrian unfriendliness. There’s a bike/walking path right across the street that nearly surrounds the whole town, and even connects up to a smaller town a couple miles to the West. There are two great parks within about half a mile, right on this path, and a pretty well setup shopping center with everything I need about 2 tenths of a mile in the other direction. Seems super walkable to me, but WTF do I know.

The walk score for my house is 66 – some of their calls are kind of odd, like having a C-store be the closest “groceries” when there are two others like it much closer and I’m not sure any of them really count – but anyway.

On the whole it’s pretty accurate, and it does rightly point out that the second-closest park to where I live is this fucked-up little beastie.

this fucked-up little beastie.

i.e., a little plot with Mormon-themed statuary, including a Sphinx with the face of Mormon Church founder Joseph Smith (which also resembles Orrin Hatch to no small degree.)

Okay. I was going to ask about that Sphinx. If it were Hatch, would that make it a Sphinxter?

this fucked-up little beastie.

Well, lots of places for shameful, furtive homosexual encounters with young Mormon men, but no place to play frisbee.

Hm.

I should expect to be living in some gated high-security community after the next few moves.

Feqqzed for plausibility.

Well, lots of places for shameful, furtive homosexual encounters with young Mormon men, but no place to play frisbee.

Feature, not buggery!

Having places to play frisbee would distract the faithful from shameful, furtive homosexual encounters- can’t have that!

If it were Hatch, would that make it a Sphinxter?

Yes.

Playing frisbee.

Visiting the park.

Going out behind the sphinx

(which also resembles Orrin Hatch to no small degree.)
whoa…it DOES! that is fucking creepy!

would that make it a Sphinxter?
and that is fucking funny!

Touring the Gilgal Gardens.

Having places to play frisbee would distract the faithful from shameful, furtive homosexual encounters

heh. Talk about playing “catch Frisbee.”

that is fucking creepy!

It is, innit. The only thing creepier than living a couple blocks from a big statue of Orrin Hatch’s noggin on a sphinx body is having that space-alien carpetbagger as a senator.

Striking righteous blows.

living a couple blocks from a big statue of Orrin Hatch’s noggin on a sphinx body

Do you see a lot of white men in suits traveling in that direction just around dusk?

The Crayonaplypse is upon us.

First they came for the peach hued, but my skin was not peach colored;
and so on . . .

Malkin and the Fox morning brain trust is not afraid to tackle this important developement.
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201104070019

Do you see a lot of white men in suits traveling in that direction just around dusk?

Salt Lake City has gobs of those around anyway, so it’s hard to tell.

Orrin the hatch

It’s the War on Crayons!!!!

omfg

Hitler’s walk score.

Fixed Tea Partied that for you

BREAKING NEWS!
Obama doesn’t exist!

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201104070013

Obama doesn’t exist!

We’ll have to invent him!

Ya know how there was that p-shopped pic of Sarah Palin’s little girl giving the bird? Every wingnut conspiracy is equivalent to that.

“Gil-galad was an Elven-king.
Of him the harpers sadly sing:
The last whose realm was fair and free
Between the mountains and the sea.

His sword was long, his lance was keen.
His shining helm afar was seen.
The countless stars of heaven’s field
Were mirrored in his silver shield.

But long ago he rode away,
And where he dwelleth none can say.
For into darkness fell his star;
In Mordor, where the shadows are.”

“We’ll have to invent him!”

We should have invented a tougher negotiator.

also resembles Orrin Hatch to no small degree

Makes one wonder if Orrin is a High Mormon, descended from one of the founding grifters of the church.

Example: Steve Young of NFL fame, per Wakkipee.

Young is a great-great-great-grandson of Brigham Young

Some will say Obama did not land on the moon.

Obama speaks and all the teatards hear is “Scuse me while I whip this out.”

He was busy community organizing Al Qaeda when he should have been concentrating on his studies at Columbia University.

This is why he had to kill his grandmother. She knew the TRUTH!
[How long before this conspiracy appears for real at WND?]

he had to kill his grandmother.

I heard it on the internets so it MUST BE TRUE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8PoApPCLc&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZNodkJphjY&

Malkin and the Fox morning brain trust is not afraid to tackle this important developement

they have their knickers in a twist because the box doesn’t include the skin color of the invisible hand of the market…

Hey, sensitive, shoe-wearing, hair-washer, it’s slightly spicy!

Is Barack Obama a ‘Sex Rebel’ Fathered By Jimi Hendrix?
http://wonkette.com/439139/is-barack-obama-a-sex-rebel-fathered-by-jimi-hendrix
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1451611110?ie=UTF8&tag=wonkette06-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1451611110

The proof is here.
http://photos.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/people-obama-college–122958636977931600.jpg

Inventing the Preznit.

Oh jeesus – autocorrect just capitalize ‘Preznit’ for me.

APPLE IS A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY

De-constructing the … post-modern.

W/ or w/o the rest, that’s classic jag-offery.

Obama doesn’t exist!

We’ll have to invent him!

Let’s do a better job this time.

“April 8, 2011 at 2:06

Is Barack Obama a ‘Sex Rebel’ Fathered By Jimi Hendrix?
http://wonkette.com/439139/is-barack-obama-a-sex-rebel-fathered-by-jimi-hendrix”

Scuse me while I kiss this guy!

White collared conservative flashing down the street,
Pointing their plastic finger at me.
They’re hoping soon my kind will drop and die,
But I’m gonna wave my freak flag high, high.

If only Jimi didn’t have all that hair covering his ears we might see the family resemblence. OMG the conspiracy grows!!!

Hey, sensitive, shoe-wearing, hair-washer, it’s slightly spicy!

Well then, how hearty can it truly be?

And don’t call me a hair washer.

Hey, I heard the suddenly found like 7,000 extra votes for Prosser (pedo? you tell me) on some idiots office PC that only said idiot had access to.

So that would make Obama a Voodoo Grandchild. Is that worse or better than being mooslim? Is it possible to be Voodoo Muooslim? Aaaaaghhh! This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

I killed Vince Foster.

There are no eyewitnesses who can attest to my whereabouts on November 22, 1963 OR September, 11, 2001.

At least, no LIVING eyewitnesses … not since that unfortunate defenestration of a certain Chicago comptroller.

…a certain Chicago comptroller.

Spicy Tomato paste eating motherfucker!

So anybody got a good homemade sloppy joes recipe?

? I stand up next to a mountain, chop it down with the edge of my ACL. ?

Hey!
I think I’m getting a raw deal here.

Video of Bozell walking on his hands or GTFO.

Is it possible to be Voodoo Muooslim?

MOJO AKBAR!

MR. MOJO RISIN” AKBAR!

At least he’s….experienced.

….homemade sloppy joes….

A salute to owlbear1 for asking this question here.

Obama was vodun-spawned (in Kenya) and groomed (in Oriental locales and blackest Chicago) to Kill Vince Foster for the Clintons at the foretold time of reckoning. A beacon of blood harbingering (?) the 666 Marxian Aeons to come. The immortal humunculus inaugurates his term without end.

So anybody got a good homemade sloppy joes recipe?

Check the suggestions sidebar, too, there are several more. “Good?” Whatevs.

So anybody got a good homemade sloppy joes recipe?

Using spicy tomato paste?

“I killed Vince Foster.”
You kid but . . .
http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2008/07/fw-obama-death-list.html

Lol. By the power of the infinite iterative internets function, looking up some names on that death list brought me to this.

Ah. I see S,N’s fisking is in teh comments, too.

Late. Durr.

So anybody got a good homemade sloppy joes recipe?

Using spicy tomato paste?

Quality Joe meat is even more critical. Avoid the Wurzelbacher at all costs.

Hey! Zombies can see into the future!</A

Zombies can see into the future!

The why didn’t they avoid getting zombified in the first place?

Yesterday, I had this heinous bout of sciatica. There was this shooting pain going thru my left ass cheek and hip all day. But I had to run errands. So I was LITERALLY shambling like a zombie. A big huge zombie.

Sure you didn’t just sit on a pine cone? I mean, it’s not like you’d be able to see…

This true. But I’m pretty sure it’s because I spent long hours at the computer fucking around working on my project that I lost all over again.

Oh, god, Dudeskull is going to be like that creepy-ass baby on the re-make of Dawn of the Dead!

Yes, we were all expecting “Dudeskull” to be a classical piccolo player.

I’ll be happy as long as he’s not a teatard, or weetard, as it were.

The why didn’t they avoid getting zombified in the first place?

Had to get zombified first before they could see the future.

They shamble because they know they will catch you

Had to get zombified first before they could see the future

Now, now, don’t mock the engineer.

Avoid the Wurzelbacher at all costs.

Boy, talk about a big bag of pig anus.

Hm. Seems early in the day for the thread to keel over dead.

but when it gets back up, it will be able to see the future!

I can only assume that the cool kids have fled to a cooler blog, leaving us dorks to call down empty virtual hallways for recognition that will never appear.

Oh, the Red Sox will win a game this season!

OFFS even Trig could make sloppy Joes.

Brown some ground beef. This is one time you don’t need to get it dark and shit. Use a heavy pan motherfucker, like cast iron, y’know? Chop an onion and add that shit to the beef. Do it a little before the beef is cooked. STFU that’s how you’ll know when it’s almost done. Diced bell pepper too. No, it doesnt matter a rat’s ass what the fuck color the pepper is. Garlic powder – don’t even think about buying garlic salt, ever you dickwad – dump some in there and stir that shit up. The sauce is tomato ketchup, a little brown sugar to make it sweeter even though ketchup is pretty much at the cloying saturation point already for christsake. Since it’s got all that fucking sugar you need to add some vinegar – like 2 tablespoon per cup of cat soup. Just use the cheap fucking white vinegar – you DO keep it on hand right I mean you’d have to be a retard to not have it in your larder and you’re not a retard are you. ARE YOU? Now add a teensy bit of ground cloves if you have it. No, dipshit, I won’t yell at you if you don’t have fucking ground clove or allspice. If you do have it that shit better be no more than 6 months old, you hear me? I SAID DO YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKER? Water, quant. suff. to get the right consistency.

Of course you have to season with salt and pepper. You really are a tard, aincha.

Oh, the Red Sox will win a game this season!

Seriously, it’s only April and they’re already ruining my summah.

“Boy, talk about a big bag of pig anus”

Pig anuses everywhere resent that remark and they are justified in doing so – pig anuses are useful, for making hot dogs if nothing else. Hey, Rand Paul could hire Not Joe the Not Plumber to clean out the apparently enormous turds from the former’s terlet.

kg said,

April 8, 2011 at 3:11

Hey, I heard the suddenly found like 7,000 extra votes for Prosser (pedo? you tell me) on some idiots office PC that only said idiot had access to.

Here’s an article about it at TPM.

I’m not surprised that votes are/were missing. What I am surprised about is that vote counting involves a bunch of people with Excel spreadsheets and an obviously error-ridden manual import process into MS Access. I mean, seriously, WTF? It’s obvious there isn’t even any sort of check to be sure the formats of the spreadsheets are standard or anything. It would be amazing if the totals are ever even close to accurate.

Oh, and from another site:

The issue came to a head when Nickolaus removed the election results collection and tallying system from the county computer network this spring and installed it on standalone personal computers in her office. She has said they are backed up with redundant systems.

Director of Administration Norman A. Cummings said Nickolaus has been uncooperative with attempts to have information technologists review the system and confirm the backups.

Uh huh. Mighty convenient to happen to have a completely fucked up IT system involved in vote counting in a heavily Republican district of Wisconsin. Nothing to see here, move along.

PM, great recipe. I supposed you could add some cinnamon if you’re desperately Republican enough to want it to taste like that ghastly chili they shovel out in Cincinnati.

It’s the War on Crayons!!!!

If Sesame Street can be a den of depravity, iniquity & Leninism, surely Crayola can be the libtard-muzlimo-nazi Chromatic Gestapo of coloring books!

Wingnut Zeitgeist = When you goosestep far enough into the rabbithole, the rabbithole also goosesteps into you.

I believe that unless you use the flesh-coloured crayons the Crayola thugs come to your house and smash your fingers with a hammer.

The sauce is tomato ketchup

If you use tomato paste, you don’t have to cut the sugar as much…just sayin’…

PM, you should totally start teaching cooking classes. You could call yourself “The Asshole Cook.”

Okay, so the name needs some work…

And yeah, anybody who doesn’t know when ground beef is fully-cooked REALLY needs help.

PM, you should totally start teaching cooking classes. You could call yourself “The Asshole Cook.”

“Let’s Fucking Cook Already!”

Hosted by That Asshole.

And Crayola thugs come heavily armed.

The sauce is tomato ketchup

Next time, could you post a spoiler warning?

And Crayola thugs come heavily armed.

Nice umber ya got- be a shame if it got burnt…

I’ve had pig tails before – stewed and braised. I’m pretty sure that they were “anuses removed”, but you never can tell with stew.

I’ve had pig tails before – stewed and braised.

You eat hair??? Ew.

You eat hair??? Ew.

Well, it was a wild weekend – he was very stewed and pretty well braised.

You eat hair??? Ew.

Only after he dunks ’em in the inkwell.

They’re a little bigger around than your thumb and a little longer than your index finger. Slight taper along the length and with a very slight flare or bulge at the thick end. Not curly at all – that was the surprise. They were just long and straight shafts of meat. Well, really bones with some flesh wrapped around.

The ones I had were Caribbean preserved style, so ultra super salty. Rinse these repeatedly before cooking.

I’ve had pig tails before – stewed and braised.

Chickpea stew with pig feet and tails (garbanzos con patitas) is one of the exemplars of Puerto Rican peasant cookery. The dish has its roots in Mediterranean cooking (the Spanish olla podrida is a similar dish, and M00slims and Sephardic Jews cook their chickpea stew with cow feet), and it kicks serious ass.

“Let’s Fucking Cook Already!”

Hosted by That Asshole.

Brings a whole new meaning to “jerk” chicken.

9/11 Truther Rap
http://alicublog.blogspot.com/
When I talk about it, you call me a conspiracy theorist/ Your body doesn’t need to listen, I need your spirit to hear this/ And once you learn the truth, you’ll never look back/ I just get pissed off when people don’t look at the facts/ Steel buildings don’t just fucking collapse…

Also, “The (craziest?) forces/ Are givin’ rabies to horses,” and “We gotta band together, do what we can to spread the knowledge/ Pass out documentary DVDs at every college.”

Hm. Seems early in the day for the thread to keel over dead.

I’ve noticed it’s been quiet around here lately. I don’t know if everyone’s blue…or if people are just busy with work/fam/life. I mean, I’ve strenuously voiced my objections to people having some sort of non-S,N-based life, yet people seem to insist on doing it anyway.

long and straight shafts of meat

Is it hot in here or is just the pigtails?

“Let’s Fucking Cook Already!”

emendation for consistency

You eat hair??? Ew.

V’au-naturale’R

Browning the beef.

“long and straight shafts of meat”

Your culinary mentor was Jeffery Dahmer?

Chickpeas would have added a lot to the pig tails. They’re pretty tasty, but they have this slightly greasy fat to them. That subcutaneous layer that’s white as freshly fallen snow – even after being preserved in brine. Chickpeas would have sucked that right up. With all of the flavour too. Yum.

I had it with cooked rice – the rice cooked separately from the tails I mean. So while the rice did absorb a lot of juice, there was still a bit of oily-ness to it.

Imma gunna look to see if I can find pig tails again. And some garbanzo beans.

I didn’t read the whole article and I haven’t read any comments here, so sue me. What I did read was, “But what’s shocking is that Couric didn’t get the boot years ago. CBS’s ratings cratered while she earned $15 million annually.” So my question is, What are Brent’s thoughts on CEOs who fail, and not just by not getting ratings but by bankrupting their whole enterprise but who still get their huge salaries and bonuses?

My guess: Bozell’s an asshole.

Your culinary mentor was Jeffery Dahmer?

Actually no. I have very little experience with the cuisine of Laos.

I’ve noticed it’s been quiet around here lately.

And just when I’ve needed a diversion from the craptacular project I’m on….

Tangent:

I worked at Super Target when I was 20-21, and once a lady came along and asked me where the chick peas were. I showed her, and she said, “Those are garbanzo beans!” and acted like I was a total fucking idiot until she saw that I turned the can around to the side that said “chick peas” on it.

I will sell both of my kidneys before I ever work in retail ever again.

This Is Just To Say

Forgive me
they were strong
so vulgar
and so uninterested

PM, loved the “q.s.” in your recipe. I’d watch arshole chef over Giada any day.

Christie takes a cheap shot at Springsteen
http://blog.nj.com/njv_editorial_page/2011/04/christie_takes_a_cheap_shot_at.html

This Is Just To Say

http://gnoetrydaily.wordpress.com/

Imma gunna look to see if I can find pig tails again. And some garbanzo beans.

Don’t forget to throw a pig foot or two in there for great justice flavor. The connective tissue in both tails and feet serve to make a thicker broth. You can even cook it overnight- observant Sephardic Jews make a chickpea stew (with cow’s feet) that they cook overnight before the Sabbath, so they don’t have to light any cooking fires. One variation involves putting eggs in the stew so they get slowly hard-cooked. I got the recipe from Claudia Roden’s Book of Middle Eastern Food, which I unfortunately don’t have in front of me.

Our brunch tomorrow will include devilled lamb’s kidneys.

Is the lamb’s name Snowball? Because she DESERVES IT.

I like to not light cooking fires while not pressing buttons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator

Our brunch tomorrow will include devilled lamb’s kidneys.

I went on a “kidneys wrapped in bacon” binge at the beginning of the week.
Today, I just threw some sardines in the food processor with tahini, lemon juice (still using up the lemons I bought to make limoncello, and garlic with a hint of cumin and coriander. I’ve got Romaine lettuce and pitas to serve the puree on.

ROFL

In 2009 senior haredi rabbis, led by Rabbi Yosef Shalom Elyashiv, published a religious injunction forbidding the use of Shabbat elevators

I think it’s also forbidden to use your boner in certain ways.

Whoops. I was rolling on the floor for Substance’s comment, not B^4’s fewd, which sounds delish. Except the kidneys.

I like to not light cooking fires while not pressing buttons.

I’ll be the boy,
In your employ.
As Shabbat goy,

The guy you hire
To light your fire
At your desire…

Otherwise it is prohibited to use an elevator on Shabbat because pressing the button to operate the elevator closes a circuit, which violates the prohibition of building on Shabbat, and may also indirectly lead to “writing” of the new floor number in the display.

FFS religion is stupid.

DID YOU KNOW? You can ride both elevators AND boners!

I will sell both of my kidneys before I ever work in retail ever again.

How much is shipping and handling?

“You can ride both elevators AND boners!”

I, W, &c.

I like to not light cooking fires while not pressing buttons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator

What, you don’t have a Shabbas goy?

You know what’s fun when you get on an elevator with someone who is capable of but chooses not to press the buttons? Not pressing any for them.

I suppose its a good thing I don’t make limcello, else I might be ded already.

I guess you could say those kinds of folks really push your buttons.

“religion is stupid”

Not just stupid. Behold, some good copy pasta from my in-box:

——————————————————–Website of Huckabee’s American History ‘Expert’ Suggests “Biblical slavery” For Non-Christians
 By Bruce Wilson, 2011-04-07 16:22:37
 Section: Dominionism in the military, Topic: All Topics

On April 6, 2011 Jon Stewart questioned
[http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/wed-april-6-2011-mike-huckabee]
presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee about David Barton. Stewart missed a
few things. For example, Barton’s Wallbuilders
[http://www.wallbuilders.com] web site has for almost a decade featured an
article, by a member of Barton’s Wallbuilders board of directors, that
seems to endorse “Biblical slavery” for pagans
[http://www.wallbuilders.com/LIBissuesArticles.asp?id=120] and other
miscreants, and favorably cites the work of a theologian who claimed the
accepted Holocaust death toll was wildly inflated. The article has been on
Barton’s Wallbuilders web site since 2003.   Mike Huckabee is so
enthusiastic about the teaching of Wallbuilders head Barton that at the
March 2011 Rediscover God In America conference Huckabee stated that he
wishes all Americans could be forcibly indoctrinated, at gunpoint
[http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2011/03/30/mike-huckabee-says-he-want
s-americans-to-be-indoctrinated-at-gunpoint/] no less, with Barton’s
version of American history. As Huckabee told conference attendees,   “I
almost wish that there would be, like, a simultaneous telecast, and all
Americans would be forced-forced at gunpoint no less-to listen to every
David Barton message, and I think our country would be better for it. I
wish it’d happen.”

http://www.talk2action.org/story/2011/4/7/162237/4554

Can you fuck your RealDoll during Shabbat?

DID YOU KNOW? You can ride both elevators AND boners!

Sometimes all the same time!

just so long as it doesn’t pay you. then you’re a hore and you’ve worked.

Can you fuck your RealDoll during Shabbat?

Not if it’s wearing a wig.

This is all very informative.

I mean, um, it will be for the friend I was asking for.

Not if it’s wearing a wig.

I am waiting for someone to answer a question for me on the phone and I just snorted.

“You can ride both elevators AND boners!”

Veiled Speaker of the House reference?

Not if it’s wearing a wig.

N__B’s Realdoll is perhaps a little too real. PHONE THE AUTHORITIES.

I just snorted.

Did it damage your kidneys? I’m very protective of my future property.

Can you fuck your RealDoll during Shabbat?

Shagbot during Shabbat

Did it damage your kidneys? I’m very protective of my future property.

No, but I haven’t had any water to drink today…

s Huckabee told conference attendees, ”I
almost wish that there would be, like, a simultaneous telecast, and all
Americans would be forced-forced at gunpoint no less-to listen to every
David Barton message, and I think our country would be better for it. I
wish it’d happen.

But, but, but… FEMA DEATH CAMPS!!!!!one

Surprise, surprise.

Hogeye, I have not clicked your link. My womanly intuition tells me it goes to the Wonkette entry on interracial marriage.

Am I right? If so, what do I win?

HG’s link is safe, and not marriage-related:

Liberals have more gray matter in a part of the brain associated with understanding complexity, while the conservative brain is bigger in the section related to processing fear, said the study on Thursday in Current Biology.

Oh yeah! I remember something similar being discussed a few months back. Not surprising at all, huh?

Trotters I can get, but tails are harder to come by. We’re cutting back on salt right now as a result of gestationally related high blood pressure issues, so it’ll be months before I get to cook it. But If I do find tails again, I’ll pick ’em up for the time when they’re kosher again. Okay not kosher per se, but you know what I mean.

Nobody will find this surprising either

Also, my intuition SUCKS. OMG, am I not a woman?

Whoops. I was rolling on the floor for Substance’s comment, not B^4?s fewd, which sounds delish. Except the kidneys.

Throw a blockquote up in there, lady!!

Veiled Speaker of the House reference?

Riding the Congressional Elevator

re: Shabbatavator

Story I heard was this was about the lighting of fires and the talmudic discussion of whether electricity was fire (Surely You’re Joking thought Mr. Feynman). Ridiculous notion – the real reason is that God didn’t use an elevator on the Seventh day. Obviously.

Boners, OTOH we’ll have ask a rabbi about.

Blargh. Yah, that Misssippi thing is just unreal.

I thought the brain structure bit was interesting, so, eh.

Also, second-hand PENIS.

Throwing a blockquote up in there

Second-handing a PENIS.

Palin’s net favorability with folks who think interracial marriage should be illegal (+55 at 74/19) is 17 points higher than it is with folks who think interracial marriage should be legal (+38 at 64/26.)

Do you realize what this means? A honey trap involving Bristol and a black, no, wait, even better: a Messican dude would end our troubles for good.

Imagine a hurache stamping on your face FOREVER!

Palin’s net favorability with folks who think interracial marriage should be illegal (+55 at 74/19) is 17 points higher than it is with folks who think interracial marriage should be legal (+38 at 64/26.)

Nonsense. There is no bigotry in the Tea Party Movement. Numerous commenters on Pajamas Media have assured me of that in between fits of Hispanic and Middle-Eastern centric freakouts. And why would they ever tell a lie?

Do you realize what this means? A honey trap involving Bristol and a black, no, wait, even better: a Messican dude would end our troubles for good.

I like the way you think, but where are you going to find a black or Messican dude willing to be a honey trap for Bristol Palin?

Surprise, surprise.

Summary:
Conservative brains are driven by fear.
Liberal brains can handle complexity.

Shorter: Conservatives need MoAr Dependz.

“Let’s Fucking Cook Already!”

Hosted by That Asshole.

I would so watch that show.

and way upthread people were doing walking scores, my score is 86 so I rarely need to drive anywhere. The best thing is I am within stumbling distance of http://block15.com/beer/extemporaneous-amber

I will sell both of my kidneys before I ever work in retail ever again.

Oh sweet blood of Jesus yes. I will do even worse.

Liberals have more gray matter in a part of the brain associated with understanding complexity, while the conservative brain is bigger in the section related to processing fear, said the study on Thursday in Current Biology.

That kinda surprises me. My running theory has always been that liberals are the ones with extra bits of social behavior turned on in their monkey-brains, enabling one to experience scary things which don’t really exist, like “empathy” and “altruism”. Understanding complexity seems a weaker predictor of politics.

Walk Score is definitely a bit wonky, but roughly accurate. I can change it from 75 to 85 just by moving about 100 meters.

It seems to only award top scores to a place like Manhattan. Meanwhile, I live just off a lovely tree-lined street packed with restaurants, bars, and shops – and about five minutes’ walk from 4-5 proper supermarkets. Lovely canal just to the north, nice big park filled with friendly drug dealers to the south, etc. More of a walker’s paradise than midtown Manhattan, IMO, yet only a 75.

Pupienus Maximus said,
April 8, 2011 at 18:16

The red ones aren’t hot?
Is it okay if I only have catsup?
Vinegar has colors? Why?
I don’t see an expiration dates on mine.
I can never get the water part right, it always ends up runny.
==
Btw, that’s a cooking show I’d watch!
🙂

Wiki has a good article on laws banning interracial marriage in the U.S. Apparently it was still illegal in most Southern states until 1967, overturned by the following case:

Anti-miscegenation laws overturned on 12 June 1967 by Loving v. Virginia

Liberals have more gray matter in a part of the brain associated with understanding complexity, while the conservative brain is bigger in the section related to processing fear, said the study on Thursday in Current Biology.

Well, liberals tend to hand around with other liberals who use subtle and complex things like irony and sarcasm, while conservatives tend to hang out with other conservatives who use scary things like inanity and guns. I wonder why the study didn’t find differences in the part of the brain that deals with POOP.

Understanding complexity seems a weaker predictor of politics.

Not necessarily. Blind faith in tax-cuts & other dogmatic stuff, inability to see anything in shades other than black & white, yada are in part caused by an innate inability to get that anything could even be complex.

I can never get the water part right, it always ends up runny.

It’s two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen. If it ends up runny you are using too much hydrogen.

Apparently, word on the street in Wis. is that this Waukesha woman deliberately delayed reporting votes to focus attention on herself, while meanwhile in Milwaukee, the liberal candidate got WAY fewer votes than expected………..some 10 to 15 thousand fewer in fact. Perhaps this is where the term “cheesy” politcs came from!!

handing around w/ other liberals

Plus which, they’re as scared of POOP as anything else: “It’s an exit!!!”

I wonder why the study didn’t find differences in the part of the brain that deals with POOP.

I believe he, in fact, did.

Conservatives have bigger POOP-production parts of the brain.

There are charts and graphs and such.

Apparently, word on the street in Wis. is that this Waukesha woman deliberately delayed reporting votes to focus attention on herself, while meanwhile in Milwaukee, the liberal candidate got WAY fewer votes than expected

hmm. I thought Milwaukee’s results seemed weak, especially when Abele won 61-39. Where did you hear this? I may have to add it to my Fuck You Friday post.

Btw, I believe that my be my first blogwhore over here.

“It’s an exit!!!”

Call it an Egress. I believe wingnuts evolved from the people P.T. Barnum aimed that at.

S. cerevisiae said,

The best thing is I am within stumbling distance of http://block15.com/beer/extemporaneous-amber

I do hate you for that. It’s about 4 miles from my place. Very bike-able though, ’cause it’s all road-free bike path for all but two blocks. But you can get a DUI on a bike in this town, believe it or not.

But you can get a DUI on a bike in this town, believe it or not.

Having BUI’d more than once in my younger days (sometimes I’m amazed I’m still alive), I’d say that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

After all, you can still stagger (use the bike to hold you up!) the two blocks to the bike path.

After all, you can still stagger (use the bike to hold you up!) the two blocks to the bike path.

Where they will still give you a DUI. Seriously. I don’t have first hand experience, but it happens to the college kids a lot. They usually also get arrested for “Minor in Possession by Intoxication” which is another one I wasn’t aware of.

I want to be possessed by intoxication.

Damn, now I want a beer.

Related

The red ones aren’t hot?
Is it okay if I only have catsu–

BANG!

vacuumslayer said,

Related

I’ll be in mah bunk….

word on the street in Wis.

Read it on a thread over at Salon. Must be true…………that’s where I first heard about this joint!

Read it on a thread over at Salon.

could I bother ya for a link?

S. cerevisiae said,

Damn, now I want a beer.

Situation normal then?

I’ll be heading across the street to Brew Station for a pint in about an hour or so. I won’t be there for too long though. They’ve got Stone IPA, Racer 5 IPA, Alaskan Double IPA, a couple Ninkasi beers, and six or seven more I can’t remember right now on tap…

…and six or seven more I can’t remember right now

Funny how that works.

Samuel Smith Taddy Porter with tonight’s steak. HAHAHAHAHA!

I want you all to drown in your beers.

I’ve tried. It’s harder than you’d think.

N__B, it just takes a little time.

Switched to Cuba Zombres, myself.

So it’s beer. You never answered my question the other night–RUDE. 😉

In best Homeric (Simpson) fashion: “Beer~Oh sweet Venus!”

Looking forward to an Anchor Brewing Liberty Ale (or 3) when I get home.

First Drink of the Day!!

FYWP.
http://www.rathergood.com/first_drink

All I have to say about Bozell is that he is a coward. He will not post replies to his twaddle on the GOPUSA website. If he was that confident in his scary arguments, rebuttals would not be a problem.

What a maroon!