Can A Third Grade Teacher Pull Off A Naked Bootleg Or A Waggle Play?
Posted on March 11th, 2011 by Tintin
ABOVE: Mark W. Hendrickson
Shorter Mark W. Hendrickson, Clown Hall:
A Tale of Two Union Disputes: NFL vs. Wisconsin Teachers
- I am less troubled by the NFL players’ union demand for even higher salaries than I am by the Wisconsin school teachers demand to keep collective bargaining rights, because NFL football players are highly skilled at what they do and teachers are not.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
I keep wanting to caption that photo “You Gonna Get Raped”.
I want OXEN!!
staying in the boat, no way are there are mangos worth having on that beach
I love teachers. But I DO. NOT. WANT. to see Franciscan Sister Sergeant’s boot, leg, or anything else naked.
The NFL is highly competitive. Those who don’t perform at a very high level are quickly replaced. Superior performance is rewarded and underachievers are pink-slipped. The NFL is a meritocracy, and that commands respect.
There are no crap players with overgenerous multi-year contracts, ask any fan!
The teachers union, by contrast, is anticompetitive. The NEA and its affiliates have squandered much public goodwill by routinely protecting inferior teachers and resisting all efforts to reward exceptional performance.
They always assert this, yet the rare occasions anyone has supplied “evidence” it’s always turned out to be more full of poop than Rand Paul’s newfangled terlet. Somebody linked a rebuttal of this a couple days ago, anyone still have it?
Might want to add to the shorter for extra stupidlicious.
Today, the relative scarcity of men able to compete at the NFL level is why they get paid so much more than teachers, the latter of whom are far more abundant.
Crest White Strips are your friend.
Does this jackass realize some of the Packer players have sided with the public employees? If it would have been Aaron Rogers half the state of Wisconsin would have marched on Madison to tar-and-feather Walker.
Dude, take your pick, or quit smiling.
The decline and fall of Rome was accompanied by a pagan obsession with musculature and physical contests.)
The deepitood is bog mindeling!
The NFL is the most socialist organization in the country. Collective braining, splitting revenues between the owners and the players, the lowest ranked team gets first draft pick (to make things more fair!). And Jeebus, what about the Packers?!?,? Why does Mark “Yellowteeth” Hendrickson hate America?
Fuck you autocorrect. Though “collective braining” does seem to have possibilities.
Srsly, Tintin, did you ‘shop those teeth? I think they might glow in the dark.
I should add, for those not familiar with the NFL and shit, _all_ the teams share _equally_ in the TV revenues. It should be renamed the National Football Collective.
If only there were some alchemy that would melt the common people into gold for the specials.
@T&U: they were yellow in the original but I did, er, enhance them a bit. Here’s the original pic.
You could finally get rid of that offensive name and go with the Washington Red Army.
…melt the common people into gold…
Spank that Monkey, baby!
Ew the original is even worse because its just the one tooth looking like a giant kernel of sweet corn. How did that happen?
The NEA and its affiliates have squandered much public goodwill by routinely protecting inferior teachers and resisting all efforts to reward exceptional performance.
Of course this assumes that we can actually have a fair method for evaluating teacher performance.
I am actually the assessment chair for my department (at a college level, so YMMV as to how this applies at the secondary or primary school level) and we assess performance all the time. But the fact is that, other than teacher enthusiasm about the subject and basic competence at teaching/knowing the subject (we’ve had a few adjuncts who’ve turned out to be, shall we say, interesting in terms of their abilities), there seems to be little difference in student outcomes from one teacher to another. Essentially any teacher who knows the subject, knows some pedagogy and is enthusiastic about the material and about teaching will do as well as any other teacher.
This is not to say any of us do well at all. Our students, thanks to broken curriculum standards that force teachers to teach to tests that really have no bearing on actual attainment of long-term learning outcomes and that ignore any connections between subjects (for example, students do math in math courses and science in science courses but are not taught, e.g. via word problems, how to apply math anywhere, even in the context of a scientific calculation — because it’s not in the curriculum standards and teachers only have time to teach what is in the curriculum due to time wasted on high stakes testing), by and large cannot learn.
But what we teachers do in class (e.g. whether we take a “problem solving approach” or a “traditional lecture approach” or what have you) seems to make little difference in student outcomes.
So if teachers are forced by curriculum standards (many of which are associated with testing fads pushed strongly by the kinds of people who spend all their time hating on teachers’ unions and don’t even notice that teachers’ unions are pushing a uniform curriculum that will actually allow for meaningful evaluation of teacher performance!) to teach material in such a way that students cannot actually learn no matter how exceptional the teacher is, what does it even mean to reward exceptional teachers?
You notice at the college level where faculty are rewarded for exceptional performance, the evaluation of said performance is based primarily on research/scholarship (even at a “teaching oriented” school like mine) in large part because that is what can be evaluated in a reasonably fair manner. It doesn’t make a lick of sense to really even try to incorporate teaching performance into evaluations for promotion when anyone who knows the material and is a good enough communicator that they don’t suck at teaching (which is anyone who would actually be hired as a full time faculty member at an institution such as the one where I work) does as well as any other generally qualified person. You can reward people for exceptional performance but it’s not generally fair to say “unless you can work a miracle, you are not considered exceptional enough to get a promotion or even tenure”.
Well, PM, this is just Phase One…ultimately Yellowteeth wants those nis to make minimum wage (until Phase Three eliminates the Minimum Wage, anyway) to shorten their lives by a decade for his viewing pleasure (if you know what I mean, and I think that you do), with the Owners keeping ALL the money, just as Gawd intended.
Management holding all the cards = Paradise
p.s. not only do the lower teams get the first draft picks, the crappier teams in a given year get easier schedules (e.g. if you’re 3-13, the next season you play many more non-conference under-.500 teams than the Super Bowl Champ). How un-Wingnut is *that*? Gawd! It’s like those “everyone gets a trophy for showing up” things they hate so much.
Ew the original is even worse because its just the one tooth looking like a giant kernel of sweet corn. How did that happen?
I was thinking the same thing! It’s almost…pink?
Millionaires striking against multimillionaires! Don’t you libs see?! It’s all the same!
Does this jackass realize some of the Packer players have sided with the public employees?
Appropo of nothing; When the Packers won the Super Bowl in 99, one of their stars, Mark Chmura, pillar of the yada yada, Athletes for Jeebus, etc, refused to meet Pres. Bill, making a whole dog-and-pony show about how moral he (Marky-Mark) was.
2 years later, he got caught playing hide-the-smokie-link in a hot tub with some of his daughters friends.
I love my team, but I do wish Aaron would come out vocally*, though, those players talking about it now are, while of course worshipped in Cheddarland (aaaigh, I miss it!), are not the big names.
*Pick yer veiled reference – he won the Super Bowl, and if I have to I will have his man babies.
The only way out of that dilemma is to privatize education, but that idea is currently regarded as too radical.
as a graduate of the esteemed Cheetos College, he is disdainful of those who disapprove of privatized schooling…
Ew the original is even worse because its just the one tooth looking like a giant kernel of sweet corn. How did that happen?
his dentist attended the Tostitos School of Dentistry…
jeesh, the lookism going on here is starting to make me concerned.
Full disclosure: I also enlarged his pupils a little bit to add to that extra-crazy, raving lunatic look.
The only way out of that dilemma is to privatize education, but that idea is currently regarded as too radical.
Maybe after we pauperize the teachers and drive all the qualified people out of the field, people will reconsider.
In fairness, it appear that in his case, the teachers were not sufficiently skilled. Of course, I think they would have to have Einstein/Da Vinci level skills to make an impression on that putrid lump of shit.
omfg
I’m amazed to hear so many co-workers spouting “We don’t even get those kinds of benefits, etc!!!, why should the teachers?”
If you read carefully, a wingnut’s true motives are always revealed. See, a decent education can be a great equalizer. And this makes wingnut butts hurt.
The NFL is highly competitive. Those who don’t perform at a very high level are quickly replaced. Superior performance is rewarded and underachievers are pink-slipped
Hahahahahah! That guys quite the snarker! He’s serious???111–!
Sorry, living in The Mordor Cardinals land made me think he was joking.
NFL owners are wealthier than the players they pay. By contrast, many of the citizens who are taxed year after year to pay teachers’ salaries and benefits
d00d does not know how many major league stadiums are financed…
“the crappier teams in a given year get easier schedules”
Yeah, that too!
The very idea of people making such high salaries possibly striking for more irked her.
As well it should. Except that NFL players aren’t striking. They are fine with their current situation. The Plutocrat owners are demanding MORE work for LESS pay.
Full disclosure: I also enlarged his pupils a little bit to add to that extra-crazy, raving lunatic look.
I thought maybe you did something with his hair. But no.
I’m tired of getting taxed to pay for two wars for plutocrats.
Can we got that out now, please?
~
The NFL is totally free market. Its just a coincidence that their revenues depend on anti-trust exemptions, use of the public airwaves, and billions in public funds for stadium construction.
Totally free market.
Hey, here’s another idea that is probably considered too radical these days: Let the teachers choose their students! It’ll be just like the NFL Draft! Those that don’t get chosen will have to be home-schooled by Hendrickson and his wives*.
*Big Love reference
Yo, Hendrickson! Stop trying to blame the teachers. Your st00pidness is why you didn’t learn anything in school.
Stop enlarging Hendricksons pupils! Those poor kids did nothing to you!
The only way out of that dilemma is to privatize education, but that idea is currently regarded as too radical.
The only way! I suppose raising taxes from their current super low rates is an idea so radical he can’t even reach it with a brain backhoe.
I keep wanting to caption that photo “You Gonna Get Raped”.
Spoken to a young nanny goat, or heifer.
I wonder what song he’ll sing when they start whacking tenure?
Ew the original is even worse because its just the one tooth looking like a giant kernel of sweet corn. How did that happen?
I suspect it is the only one left that is original equiptment.
d00d does not know how many major league stadiums are financed…
Every one of the fans in that stadium makes more than the players.
The NFL is the most socialist organization in the country. Collective braining, splitting revenues between the owners and the players, the lowest ranked team gets first draft pick (to make things more fair!). And Jeebus, what about the Packers?!?,? Why does Mark “Yellowteeth” Hendrickson hate America?
Not to mention massive taxpayer subsidies for construction of new stadiums (while Joe Schmo can’t even affort to purchase season tickets).
It is difficult to learn from mistake you never make!
BooYA!!!
Uh… next time, I’ll read the thread, lest I get AHEMed by just about everyone.
Ew the original is even worse because its just the one tooth looking like a giant kernel of sweet corn. How did that happen?
That ones fir, the others are white oak.
I wonder what song he’ll sing when they start whacking tenure?
History shows again and again
How the rich exploit the folly of man
Tea Party!
History shows again and again
How the rich exploit the folly of man
Tea Party!
-Tea Party by Blue Belly Oyster Cracker Cult (formerly known as Soft White Uberbelly)
VS is having a bad hair day.
To finance the Cowboys stadium in Arlington, “City sales tax increased by one-half of a percent, the hotel occupancy tax by 2 percent, and car rental tax by 5 percent. The City of Arlington provided $325 million in funding.”
From the Cowboys Stadium website, minimal Google skills were required.
But what about High School football coaches?
Yeah; that just happened.
…minimal Google skills were required.
Ain’t it great?
Ha! I’ll see your Cowboys and raise you the NHL Coyotes stadium over in Glenhole. Dumbasses raised millions in taxes to build a rink for a shitty team that went bankrupt and now is on the verge of going back to Canadah. Of course there are multiple lawsuits funded by taxpayers.
Free market!
Every one of the fans in that stadium makes more than the players.
Yeah, the “owners make more than players but some parents make less than teachers” thing seemed some pretty damn sloppy thinking on his part. That’s probably true at the sad city college on whose president he has some dirt, too, what does it matter? Lots of people make less than lots of other people who work for the government, so what?
“…minimal Google skills were required.
Ain’t it great?”
Yes, but unfortunately for some, tools must be utilized before their worth can be appreciated.
To finance the Cowboys stadium in Arlington, “City sales tax increased by one-half of a percent, the hotel occupancy tax by 2 percent, and car rental tax by 5 percent. The City of Arlington provided $325 million in funding.”
To be fair, governments are always willing to go to these kind of lengths for any big corporation. It just gets more notice when they do it for sports teams.
Though “collective braining” does seem to have possibilities.
How ’bout some “corrective braining?” Sounds like more fun, & maybe useful.
The real issue of course is that the NFL players union helps the rich get richer, while the NEA and AFT just keep the middle class from faller further. I mean priorities people. That income equality ain’t gonna keep itself going.
Fucking tool
Dr. Mark W. Hendrickson is a faculty member, economist, and contributing scholar with the Center for Vision and Values at Grove City College.
I’ve never heard of Grove City college, but I did some research on Wikipedia and looky here:
Since 1963, the American Association of University Professors has placed Grove City under censure for violations of tenure and academic freedom. In fact, Grove City has the distinction of having been on the AAUP’s list of censured administrations longer than any other college that is currently censured. In its report, the AAUP Investigative Committee at Grove City concluded that “the absence of due process [in the dismissal of professors at Grove City] raises…doubts regarding the academic security of any persons who may hold appointment at Grove City College under existing administrative practice. These doubts are of an order of magnitude which obliges us to report them to the academic profession at large.”[10][11]
Grove City was ranked as the nation’s second most politically conservative college by US News and World Report
It is considered one of the most home school friendly colleges in the Northeast.
and some people on Faculty:
Guillermo Gonzalez – astrophysicist and notable proponent of Intelligent Design
# Warren Throckmorton – professor of psychology often cited by advocates of conversion therapy
to be fair, it is alleged to be one of the best christian universities in the country.
It also doesn’t allow students to take federal student aid as that would expose the university to title IX federal regulations.
rather longish, but it really sums up our politics and underscores what a douchehole hendrickson is…from teh wiki:
A state law passed in 1997 requires that anytime a county seeks to raise its sales tax, the question needs to be put before the voters. The law also allows a county to seek permission from the state to enact the tax without a voters’ referendum. The Minnesota Legislature did not act on the bill during the 2005 session.
On April 26, 2005, the Twins and Hennepin County announced that a deal had been reached, in which the Twins would pay roughly 1/3 of the stadium’s cost ($125 million), with the rest being paid for by a 0.15% Hennepin County sales tax. The deal would need to be approved by the Hennepin County Board. After delaying the vote one week, on May 3 the Board voted 4–3 in favor of the stadium deal. Minneapolis mayor R. T. Rybak (DFL) had already weighed in favor of the stadium. The plan passed its second hurdle on May 9, 2005, when a House committee of the Minnesota Legislature approved a bill to get around the referendum to be sent to the floor on a 17–5 vote. This legislation languished before the full legislature, during a particularly gridlocked session, and was placed on the back burner, pending resolution of “more pressing” legislation. Naming rights belong to the Minnesota Twins.
In the 2006 session, the Minnesota House of Representatives passed the bill that would allow the team and county to go around the referendum. The Minnesota Senate also passed a version of the bill, but their version would also build a stadium for the Minnesota Vikings and fund transit projects. The two bills spent most of the legislative session in conference committee. The bill was passed by a 71–61 vote in the House[23] and a 34–32 vote in the Senate.[24] A ballot referendum, called for by many Hennepin County residents, was deemed infeasible due to the time-critical nature of the bill (a referendum would have to wait until the November general election, while dates for the Twins to play in the Metrodome in 2007 needed to be applied for by July 1). Under the legislation, $392 million in public subsidy is provided through the Hennepin County sales tax increase for the $522 million project. The ballpark opened for the 2010 baseball season, the Twins’ 50th season in Minnesota. The final bill was approved on May 21, and was signed into law by Governor Tim Pawlenty, as part of a pre-game ceremony before the Twins’ May 26 home game against the Seattle Mariners.
How ’bout some “corrective braining?” Sounds like more fun, & maybe useful.
most likely not covered under your current health insurance policy…
to be fair, it is alleged to be one of the best christian universities in the country.
That’s like taking the prize for being the tallest midget.
I built a little empire
Out of some crazy garbage
Called “The blood of the exploited working class”
But they’ve overcome their shyness
Now they’re calling me “Your Highness”
And the world screams “Kiss Me, Son of God.”
I’ve destroyed the bonds of freindship
and respect between the only people left
Who’d even look me in the eye.
Now I laugh and nake a fortune
Off the same ones that I torture
And the world screams “Kiss Me, Son of God.”
That’s like taking the prize for being the tallest midget.
thank god it was only water i spewed through my nostrils…
Grove City! I knew some people who went to Grove City. They came back gushing about how college is great because you never have to talk to anyone who doesn’t believe in Jesus. First class education there at Grove City.
How ’bout some “corrective braining?” Sounds like more fun, & maybe useful.
Paging ZRM!
most likely not covered under your current health insurance policy…
Not for me. My brain is just fine … but certain others could use some correction.
I heard that!
Heh. Dig those yellow teeth! I did the same think to my Boss, way back in 1993, on the company LAN which showed all the “Managers” bios. Heh.
How soon before Tintin gets his head stepped on?
3……2….1…
to be fair, it is alleged to be one of the best christian universities in the country.
I can tell you exactly what that’s worth.
“City sales tax increased by one-half of a percent, the hotel occupancy tax by 2 percent, and car rental tax by 5 percent. The City of Arlington provided $325 million in funding.”
Ha ha. Of course the argument is it brings in revenue, but I bet the ROI is not nearly as good as that of funding a decent school system.
I’d like to think that ‘collective braining’ is what we do here at Sadly No headquarters on a daily basis.
Yes, but unfortunately for some, tools must be utilized before their worth can be appreciated.
Oh Fuck that!
You make the SUPER MONKEY sad!
ROI is not nearly as good as that of funding a decent school system.
That’s where you’re wrong. If you educate kids in a place like Wisconsin, they just leave. No, the best investment in the future is a large, cheap, desperate, illiterate workforce that can undercut the Chinese.
I must offer my profuse apologies for my vicious poolside attack in calling him “Yellowteeth.” I acted prematurely – I should asked about shopping first. May I revise his nickname to “Yellowtooth”?
FUCK FUCK YOU IPAD AND AUTOCORRECT. “looksist” attack …
What is always amazing is that these windbags always seem to see the unions as the villian, being uncivil. What they conveniently care to ignore is that in this instance the union gave Walker everything he asked for except the bargaining. Who behaved badly? Why of course the unions did! No mention is made of Walkers refusal to deal or bargain, plus the unethical if unlawful passing of this “law” with his Republican cronies skulking around in the middle of the night and breaking their own word. This Republican version of democracy is not critiqued, but fellow Americans fighting for their rights is bullying.
I think this privatization stuff is great. I can’t wait for the day when the little transponder in my car beeps every couple of miles to let me know that my account is being sucked dry by the corporation that bought all the taxpayer built roads that my government sold off when they disbanded the DOT. I can laugh all the way to the bank over all the tax money that will save me and cry all the way to poorhouse when the bill from the private toll booths comes in. Fortunately the new owners of the roads had to agree to meet minimum safety and upkeep requirements before the purchase. However, since we will not waste taxpayer funds enforcing these silly ideas everybody’s auto and health insurance will now have to go up dramitically to cover the severe increase in traffic accidents and fatalities. Oh, and if you think the DMV is crazy now, just wait till Bechtel is in charge of it.
FUCK FUCK YOU IPAD AND AUTOCORRECT. “looksist” attack …
You mean you’re not lolling by the side of the pool, sipping tall cold drinks with umbrellas in them? Sorry about that…
Oh, and if you think the DMV is crazy now, just wait till Bechtel is in charge of it.
What TBear said. I’ve worked for Bechtel.
“Ha ha. Of course the argument is it brings in revenue, but I bet the ROI is not nearly as good as that of funding a decent school system.”
I did some research on this a while back when people were agitating to bring MLB to Portland. Turns out the economic benefits _never_ turn out as promised. Except for the owners, of course.
Also, why isn’t the phrase “selling the seed corn” being used more frequently? /rhetorical_question
How can the party of sLimebag and Beck and Boner call anyone else “uncivil”?
We’re living in Looking Glass Land, and the Looking Glass our country fell through was one from an ancient, collapsing carnival, maybe the one from Bradbury’s “Something Wicked This Way Comes”.
FUCK FUCK YOU IPAD AND AUTOCORRECT. “looksist” attack …
You mean you’re not lolling by the side of the pool, sipping tall cold drinks with umbrellas in them? Sorry about that…
I was thinking “Portland must be unusually warm for this time of year.”
Hopped over the heads of the pirahanna to get some mangoes.
Not. Worth. It.
Yes, because no player has ever been given millions, despite the fact he sucks. Nope, never ever happened in the NFL.
So if we strip away their collective bargaining rights, lower their pay, and remove their benefits, that will … magically create a meritocracy?
I haz a confoosed.
Because legislators don’t pay taxes, and no one the teachers have talked to do, either, and agreeing to a pay cut = inducing people to give you money that’s not your own.
Um … wait. What?
Unless those players are members of the Tea Party. Then it’s apparently a requirement.
He does, however, have a point in that some teachers really do suck.
Just look at whichever ones he had in school.
If you’d like to get an early birfday present for me.
He does, however, have a point in that some teachers really do suck.
Just look at whichever ones he had in school.
Sometimes it’s the teachers’ fault, but plenty of other influences exist too. If the student’s addlebrained enough, there ain’t much the teacher can do.
I posted this over there, but doubt it’ll make it on/last the next 20 seconds:
Yes, because no player has ever been given millions, despite the fact he sucks. Nope, never ever happened in the NFL.
I can testify to that!!!
Yo!
Save me a seat, fellas!
This is why ponytails were invented.
I’ll save you a seat…in Heaven.
This is why ponytails were invented.
Mine’s in a bun because I haven’t washed it in *mumble* days.
This is why ponytails were invented.
Oh yeah?
No need to mumble. I only wash my hair once a week because I have so much of it and it is…”difficult.”
MarkD, good response, but you owe me a drink or five because I scampered over there to see if it was still posted, which meant that I had to read the other comments, and I really shouldn’t ought to have done that.
That’s barely a pigtail. I’m rockin a ponytail that’s almost of “I Dream of Jeannie” proportions.
‘Tis gone, Larkspur.
Which is a shame, since:
a.) It’s a legit comment that brings up legit points;
2.) It was in no way trollish;
iii.) Watching them contort themselves into knots trying to answer would have been a joy to behold.
**sigh**
Oh well.
Mine’s in a bun because I haven’t washed it in *mumble* days.
No need to mumble. I only wash my hair once a week because I have so much of it and it is…”difficult.”
I tell myself I don’t wash it that often because it’s better for my hair. And it has gotten pretty long and, for some reason, oddly wavy/curly.
Mostly it’s because I’m lazy, though.
It must be a legit comment. Everyone knows that Tebow’s word is gospel.
What is always amazing is that these windbags always seem to see the unions as the villian – Scott
I always like the argument of “teachers’ unions only bargain for higher wages … if they really care about students as much as they claim to, how come they don’t bargain for things that would directly help students” when in many cases, when teachers’ union locals have tried to bargain for such things they have found that they are rebuffed (and in some cases prohibited by law) for bargaining about anything other than teacher compensation!
That’s barely a pigtail. I’m rockin a ponytail that’s almost of “I Dream of Jeannie” proportions. – VS
Pictures please?
What TBear said. I’ve worked for Bechtel.
During the Big Dig every time Bechtel Parsons Brinkerhoff were mentioned I had the irresistable urge to say “doo dah, doo dah.”
Mine’s in a bun because I haven’t washed it in *mumble* days.
I suspect that B^4 holds the S,N! record for most days since washing the hair.
My Caption for the photo
“Do you like Gladiator movies?”
And that, ladies and gents, is why I don’t do the “change your nym to make a funny” thing — I always forget to change it back.
Kinda like the toilet paper roll.
That comment is useless without pictures.
Oh, I laffed.
They are such chickenshits. They can come over here, and O Yes, we will yellow their teeth and mock their utterances and Photoshop them upon toilets, but 99% of the time, their comments remain. Yes, I know, duh, ’cause how could we have so much fun if we scrubbed evidence of their occasional visits here, but the point still holds. We rarely scrub stuff, and at the very least, when a comment is moderated or corrected or in any other way stepped on, we leave notes or markers to that effect. Why do they hate the First Amendment or whatever, especially since Sarah Palin herself is such a champion of it, as it relates to herself, even when it doesn’t actually apply, shut up, freedom of speech freedom of fucking speech la la la shut up.
Vast conspiracy of unmarried wimmens to cut off YOUR nuts, American men!!
What a horrible and tragic improvement.
Furthermore, my teeth, though healthy, are not dazzling, and whitestrips will not work because some are crowns, and others need all the enamel they can keep, so I am not looksist. But I have often wondered why, for example, GWB’s teeth look so funky when he has tons of money and it would not be hard for him to spruce up a little. And this Mark “Big Love” Hendrickson – can he not open a can of wingnut welfare and pay for a little dental upgrade, and if he can, but won’t, could he please send the money to me so I can? Putz.
Not terribly exciting ponytail taken with shitty iphone cam
BTW, gotta love the out-of-control cowlicky bangs sticking out. God–the GLAMOUR!!!!
Vast conspiracy of unmarried wimmens to cut off YOUR nuts, American men!!
What’s the female equivalent of a “confirmed bachelor”? Because I *think* that’s what they’re trying to imply.
During the Big Dig every time Bechtel Parsons Brinkerhoff …
We called Bechtel Barnum,Bechtel & Bailey, the 3 ring circus.
Vast conspiracy of unmarried wimmens to cut off YOUR nuts, American men!!
Sybil Fawlty: If I find out the money on that horse was yours, you know what I’ll do, Basil.
Basil Fawlty: You’ll have to sew ’em back on first.
What’s the female equivalent of a “confirmed bachelor”? A Janet Reno?
omg, she’s a LESBO? Stone her!!!!
VS hijacked my browser. I need to report this.
You know, I heard that Elena Kagan…”plays softball.”
I’ve never heard of Grove City college, but I did some research on Wikipedia and looky here:
Obviously, it’s a mango grove.
You know, I heard that Elena Kagan…”plays softball.”
And Chris Matthews… “plays hardball.”
From Wiki-
One meaning of the word lesbian derives from the poems of Sappho, who was born in Lesbos and who wrote with powerful emotional content directed toward other women. It is due to this association that Lesbos and especially the town of Eresos, her birthplace, are visited frequently by lesbian tourists,[4] much to the chagrin of the deeply conservative and traditionalist Greek Orthodox population of the island.[5] In 2008, the Lesbian islanders lost a court case against the Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece. The Lesbian islanders had requested a legal injunction to bar homosexual groups from using the word “lesbian” in their names, which the Lesbian islander petitioners claim violates their human rights as it is “insulting” and disgraces them around the world
I’m soooooooo confused.
Hey forgot to change my disguise.
I tell myself I don’t wash it that often because it’s better for my hair. And it has gotten pretty long and, for some reason, oddly wavy/curly.
i chose the wrong day to straighten my hair and wear it down…wind is now gusting upwards of 40 mph…
and vs, it’s not nice to brag about your i dream of jeannie ponytail to those of us whose hair is classifed as ‘fine’
omg, he’s playing it right now. In front of an audience! Kinkay!
i chose the wrong day to straighten my hair and wear it down
I have a wet to dry flat iron. I love it so much, but it makes my hair burn my FACE if I’m not careful.
Eh. You think you want it. You don’t. It’s extraordinarily thick. It’s a pain in the ass. And frankly, it’s HOT. And I don’t mean “hot” as in sexy. I mean hot as in freakin’ hot on my neck.
My hair is classified as gray.
Why I am a confirmed bachelor (Reason No. ?): Cut my hair myself using a pair of cheap office scissors, & otherwise ignore it except for the weekly shower.
Come & get me, ladies!
The heart (pit?) of the mango:
The only way out of that dilemma is to privatize education, but that idea is currently regarded as too radical.
Yeah, these fuckwads have always hated the idea of their precious tax dollars being lifted to educate someone else’s children. When will people stop listening to them?
but it makes my hair burn my FACE if I’m not careful.
Try laying your head on the ironing board and pulling your hair away from your face.
That’s a ponytail?
**blank stare**
Looks like something is either attacking, or has died, on top of your head.
And yes, that’s just based on jealousy–namely, at the fact you have hair.
:-p
Eh. You think you want it. You don’t. It’s extraordinarily thick. It’s a pain in the ass. And frankly, it’s HOT. And I don’t mean “hot” as in sexy. I mean hot as in freakin’ hot on my neck.
this is what ALL my follically fulsome friends tell me…sigh…i just want a little bit!!!
I have a wet to dry flat iron
so these things really work?
I’m not gonna “ahem” you. I’m gonna Amen you. ‘Cuz YES.
Yeah, these fuckwads have always hated the idea of their precious tax dollars being lifted to educate someone else’s children.
The Evil Dead in the Sun Cities around here refuse to pay school taxes on their properties because since their kids are gone, why should they?
I’m soooooooo confused.
You’ll sort your sexuality out!
Cut my hair myself using a pair of cheap office scissors, & otherwise ignore it except for the weekly shower.
I thought you had a big bouffant!
I will pay for the education of someone else’s children only up to the point where they can understand me when I yell:
HEY you kids, get off my LAWN!!!!
Cut my hair myself using a pair of cheap office scissors
well, as long as you don’t make them look like this
so these things really work?
Yup. I shower at night and let my hair air dry for a while and then flat iron it the rest of the way. That way I only have to touch it up in the morning because I am lazy as hell and don’t get out of bed until the last minute.
them, meaning your bangs…if you have them…
“I thought you had a big bouffant!”
And wore thigh-high boots!
Cut my hair myself using a pair of cheap office scissors
You should get a Flowbee. Those are hot.
I thought you had a big bouffant!
I bet you still have to keep them trimmed. Topihairy.
I get all my grooming done at PetSmart. Get a great deal and those harnesses?! Yummay!
I get a hair cut about once a year wether I need it or not. I keep it fairly long and unless it’s bitterly cold or sweltering hot I drive around with the windows and sunroof open. So I am generally an unruly mess. I’m not a confirmed bachelor, but I’ve been baptised.
Well, my funny white stripes link didn’t take. And T&U beat me to the draw anyway. So I’ll try this, and you can see even it isn’t perfect. Why do they have to write across their mouths like that, I wonder? They’d look a lot better if they would just let them look natural. Anyway, no grin here, but at least he doesn’t part his hair in the middle like man above. My man won an Oscar for BSA, Cool Hand Luke.
Fixed to match the intellectual maturity of the average conservative.
I use a pair of Wahl dog trimmers on my hair.
Seriously. We had them, they were smallish, were never used on the dog we bought them for, and they work great. Besides, The Mrs loves the “used tennis ball” look, apparently.
“Cut my hair myself using a pair of cheap office scissors”
I tried that but snipped off a piece of my ear.
Ah hahahahahaha whoops!
The Evil Dead in the Sun Cities around here refuse to pay school taxes on their properties because since their kids are gone, why should they?
Why are school taxes practically the only major taxes that we leave up to taxpayers to vote directly up or down? Uphill battle much?
HEY you kids, get off my
LAWNPLAYGROUND!!!!Nah, they want to close the public playgrounds.
Then they’ll open up for-profit playgrounds equipped with “merry-go-Galts”.
“Then they’ll open up for-profit playgrounds equipped with “merry-go-Galts”.”
Tee hee!
fxd
Here’s some costume ideas for the little ones. “Hi Gramma!”
Ah hahahahahaha whoops!
Ah loves me some live Mikes!
I know those two.
No colors but nature’s for me!
P.S.: People complaining about hair loss: If you have teeth, kwitcher bitchin’!
Here’s some costume ideas for the little ones. “Hi Gramma!”
I know those two.
More transgressive when the male is the hoo-hah & the female the pee-pee, though.
M. Bouffant is begging for a pegging.
Here’s some costume ideas for the little ones. “Hi Gramma!”
That’s hilarious, but I do think the penis costume is upside down.
*groan*
M. Bouffant is begging for a pegging.
I do not have to beg!! (Although wheedling & offers of payment don’t hurt.)
“How can the party of sLimebag and Beck and Boner call anyone else “uncivil”?
Oh, it just gets more absurd all the time. Sarah Palin says that the union “mob” bosses’ rhetoric will “get people hurt”.
No, yes, really.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/03/palin-says-rhetoric-from-wisconsin-union-bosses-will-get-people-hurt-video.php?ref=fpc
Sarah Palin says that the union “mob” bosses’ rhetoric will “get people hurt”.
What, did someone they put a target on get shot?
i clicked on pup’s link and am wondering why sarah is wearing her grandma’s bathrobe for this interview…i know she and hannity are cozy and casual and all, but really?
Sarah Palin says that the union “mob” bosses’ rhetoric will “get people hurt”.
Could that be construed as a “blood libel”?
What the FUCK is she wearing?
sarah is wearing her grandma’s bathrobe
Disney Princess® Gear For Princess Grannies™.
Dammit.
Why is my connection so slow???
Why is my connection so slow???
can you blame it? even it doesn’t want to look at that purple monstrosity…i mean, i shop at thrift stores just like sarah, but honestly…
Gee-ziz, her hair/Bumpit™ looks as if she could launch it at Putin if/when he rears his head over the Bering Strait.
Gee-ziz, her hair/Bumpit™ looks as if she could launch it at Putin if/when he rears his head over the Bering Strait.
i firmly believe that the bigger the hair, the bigger the crazy…no offense to you, of course…
B^4, is blood libel as tasty as blood pudding?
B^4, is blood libel as tasty as blood pudding?
Only if you’re a goddamn right-winger.
She does look like her head exploded under her hair. Who thinks that’s a good look?
To borrow a phrase from DK-W…confession time: I totally want a Bumpit. I’m not joking.
Btw, I fat-fingered “joking” and iPhone auto-corrected it to “miming.” heh.
I swear her hair just gets bigger every time I see her.
To borrow a phrase from DK-W…confession time: I totally want a Bumpit. I’m not joking.
You have thick-ass hair. You could probably get it even bigger with some strategic back-combing.
That’s murder on your hair, of course.
You’re right.
BTW, I just clicked on her pic and I’m giggling. Her hair is getting into Gary Larson beehive territory. LOL!!
I mean hot as in freakin’ hot on my neck.
Hence my 1.4 inch coif.
I swear her hair just gets bigger every time I see her.
Her wallet’s in the BumpIt.
“Hence my 1.4 inch coif”
Suit yourself…but I think you’d look great with long blonde hair.
Her hair is getting into Gary Larson beehive territory.
Hahahaha! I can’t stop laughing at this.
I think you’d look great with long blonde hair.
Sprouting from where?
N_B, unlike your filthy blog, we like to keep things clean and classy here.
Ears.
The Ho and I recently looked at the pictures I brought home from mom’s. My HS graduation pictures are amusing for several reasons, not least of which is the hair down past my shoulders. My gawd.
Yes, N__B, I was referring to my own hair, growing from my scalp, et cetera.
Palms.
Looks like the Heaven’s Gate uniform. Perhaps she’s going to be beamed up soon.
*crosses fingers*
Sprouting from where?
oooo Wonderful New My Little Slutty Pony Toys. I’d be interested to know how you would be keeping the tail”attached”.
You have thick-ass hair.
You can always get a Brazilian.
Hence my 1.4 inch coif.
Hippy!
This is one of the search terms that lead someone to my blog this week: “mother sexs son fcuk in the shwoer”.
1. How the hell did that lead to my place?
2. DKW really needs to learn how to spell.
ROFL!
And ewwwwww
My HS graduation pictures are amusing for several reasons, not least of which is the hair down past my shoulders
I had a big blond ‘fro- I’m talking “Tom Baker as Dr. Who” ‘fro.
Looks like the Heaven’s Gate uniform. Perhaps she’s going to be beamed up soon.
Nice! When does Hale-Bopp* return?
*VHansonR
OK, for kicks and grins I checked my spam folder. This is the best I found:
“Nice Post Admin Follow you porno izle”
I guess Snoop Dog is a fan.
I guess Snoop Dog is a fan.
You should do a photoshop- how about Snoop Dogg in Wonderland?
This is one of the search terms that lead someone to my blog this week: “mother sexs son fcuk in the shwoer”.
That reads like original Chaucer.
Erotica in Middle English! That will be my niche!
Erotica in Middle English! That will be my niche!
“When in April” indeed!
Although I guess The Wyves Tale of Bathe is pretty close.
By Seynte Loy!
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight was totally steamy.
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight was totally steamy.
Yeah, that bit where the Green Knight gives Gawain head was shocking!
Awright, what happened?
Wow, Hendrickson is right! Why, just the other day, I saw Tim Tebow walking down the street in the don uniform he received when he obtained his doctorate in the Two Minute Drill!
Erotica in Middle English!
arily oo eorg nt e edroo, her i lothe am f n h ucke i ill
This is going to be awwwwwsooooooooome!
(that ought to keep you bastards busy for a while…)
Is everyone in his or her bunk
I meant to leave that other “e” out. It’s the Middle English version of “awesome.”
?
”
This is going to be awwwwwsooooooooome!”
Pocket bears for everyone!
It’s just a house bear!
Scharpling is funny as hell, too, and they’re really great at riffing off of each other, so I think it will be fantastic.
The Middle English erotica bit reminded my of the Anglo-Saxon gay porn Hard on Hardrada:
‘What will you give King Harald for his efforts?”
“Seven inches of English ‘coil’.”
I totally want a Bumpit. I’m not joking.
You want some sort of sunken arena where drunken panhandlers will be forced to fight in gladiatorial combat?
That’s just weird.
You want some sort of sunken arena where drunken panhandlers will be forced to fight in gladiatorial combat?
That’s just weird.
Two drunks enter, one drunk heaves.
Bee Hive option.
Erotica in Middle English! That will be my niche!
“Niche” probably had an erotic meaning in Middle English. Most words seemed to.
OK, civilization is over. (May amuse other Belgian cartoons, but we’re pretty much officially screwed as a culture, if nor species.)
I want Thunderdome in my hair. Wait. I already have that.
Damn, Bouffant, I saw something about that earlier and was hoping it was a joke.
People who do not like beehives</A..
I’m going to make this for Substance for his birthday. With a big candle in the middle.
“M. Bouffant said,
March 12, 2011 at 3:49
OK, civilization is over. (May amuse other Belgian cartoons, but we’re pretty much officially screwed as a culture, if nor species.)”
Looks smurftastic to me, Mr. Grumpypants.
OMG, it’s goatsecake.
Every nice thing I ever said about Neil Patrick Harris is hereby rescinded. You needed the money THAT bad, dude?
Sometimes I wonder if Substance ever sits, quietly fuming, thinking “THERE’S MORE TO ME THAN JUST GOATSE, DAMMIT! I’m a MAN! With feelings!”
I want Thunderdome in my hair.
Is that some new slang for the home-made gel?
OK, civilization is over. (May amuse other Belgian cartoons, but we’re pretty much officially screwed as a culture, if nor species.)”
It’s just a Hollyweird plot to further Obama’s Marxist Agenda.
BAHS!!!
“THERE’S MORE TO ME THAN JUST GOATSE, DAMMIT! I’m a MAN! With feelings!”
“Just look up my gaping anus… CAN’T YOU SEE MY HEART?!?!?”
B^4–rofl!
“Is that some new slang for the home-made gel?”
Depends on what you mean by “homemade” and “gel”
I had not seen Communist Smurfs but I learned so much now:
That sounds horrible.
I haz a confooz.
At Riddled the top search terms include “feral babies pics”, “touch gland exudation”, “cortoon pictured of rotten teeth”, “18th century france health posters” and “elephant on bicycle”.
Will you guys make fun of me if I go to bed at 9:00?
Smut, the only other amusing one I’ve had is “gruesome dead baby jokes.”
What is particularly impressive and inexplicable is that Riddled is the top-ranked Google search for “touch gland exudation”, above even Ursula le Guin.
KOKO
FeelERS.
all his life S_McG has had feelers…
“March 12, 2011 at 4:18
Will you guys make fun of me if I go to bed at 9:00?”
I am in NO position to judge. Since getting knocked up I’m exhausted all the time.
Yes if Carrot Top is in the bed.
“FeelERS”
Silly. They’re called HANDS.
Ewwww, now I’m going to have nightmares about being knocked up by Carrot Top. EWEWEWEWEW!
god did this depress the everloving shit out of me.
Yikes. Sorry… Not a good juxtaposition there…
Will you guys make fun of me if I go to bed at 9:00?
“Bed” or sleep?
Any schmuck out there can wrangle three dozen seven-year-olds five days a week, but it takes a special talent to do those funky-ass end-zone dances! Not to mention the amazing acting prowess that they consistently display in their team promo videos – Marlon Brando, eat your heart out. You think some hoity-toity teacher could ever hope to master the intricate skill of dumping a Gatorade barrel on a coach’s head? Do ya? HUH?
OT: Prehaps the reason a certain professional whiner is having second thoughts about running to be America’s first lady POTUS is that her past includes a particularly ugly piece of dirty laundry.
Also, OOPSY-DAISIES!
The marmoset, not the woman. What is the matter w/ you people?
BTW, Mr. Grumpypants has no objection to a Smurfy movie per se, but in New York, w/ NPH? C’mon. What’s wrong w/ the cartoon forest?
Wisconsin recall target, Sen. Randy Hopper (R-Fond du Lac), talks a good game about family values.
But protesters outside the Hopper house this week in Fond du Lac were met by his wife who reportedly came out and told them: Hopper no longer lives there, but with his 25-year-old mistress in Madison.
Republican Senator Randy Hopper
Senator Hopper’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Pornstarnamesearch, had no comment.
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Its funny ’cause its true.
http://thinkprogress.org/2011/03/11/iowa-republican-gun-law-crazy/
Hopper no longer lives there, but with his 25-year-old mistress in Madison.
Mmmmmm…….scandalicious!
Randy hopping can be quite painful if one does not own a pogo stick.
“THERE’S MORE TO ME THAN JUST GOATSE, DAMMIT!’
Evidently Substance also has a bumpit.
Artist’s impression of Mark W. Hendrickson without his toupee.
Band name: Anal BumpIt.
Do you know who else would have supported NH state senator Martin Harty (R)? Sadly this is not a joke.
http://thinkprogress.org/2011/03/11/gop-senator-siberia/
Barrington Republican Martin Harty told Sharon Omand, a Strafford resident who manages a community mental health program, that “the world is too populated” and there are “too many defective people,” according to an e-mail account of the conversation by Omand. […]
Harty confirmed to the Monitor that he made the comments to Omand. […]
Omand says Harty then stated, “I wish we had a Siberia so we could ship them all off to freeze to death and die and clean up the population.” Omand said Harty appeared to be serious. After Omand responded that his idea sounded like what Adolf Hitler did in World War II, Omand said Harty responded, “Hitler did something right, and I agree with (it).”
Do you know who else would have supported NH state senator Martin Harty (R)? Sadly this is not a joke.
As a 91-year old man, he should think twice about the “iceberg solution”.
crap…number one son is out on the road in a blizzard…keep your fingers crossed…
We need more snark like this is congress.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/
MARKEY TAKES A STAND FOR SCIENCE (AND SARCASM)…. A House Energy and Commerce Committee panel met yesterday to approve a ridiculous measure: members were asked, as Brad Johnson explained, to “overturn the scientific finding that fossil fuel pollution is causing dangerous climate change.”
But before the vote was held, Rep. Ed Markey (D) of Massachusetts explained why his colleagues were making a mistake.
“I rise in opposition to a bill that overturns the scientific finding that pollution is harming our people and our planet,” the Democrat said. “However, I won’t rise physically, because I’m worried that Republicans will overturn the law of gravity, sending us floating about the room.
“I won’t call for the sunlight of additional hearings, for fear that Republicans might excommunicate the finding that the Earth revolves around the sun. Instead, we will embody Newton’s third law of motion and be an equal and opposing force against this attack on science and on laws that will reduce America’s importation of foreign oil.
“This bill will live in the House while simultaneously being dead in the Senate. It will be a legislative Schrodinger’s cat killed by the quantum mechanics of the legislative process. Arbitrary rejection of scientific fact will not cause us to rise from our seats today. But with this bill, pollution levels will rise. Oil imports will rise. Temperatures will rise.
“And with that, I yield back the balance of my time. That is, unless a rejection of Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity is somewhere in the chair’s amendment pile.”
Soon after, the subcommittee’s Republicans approved the measure. Markey probably talked over their heads.
That Markey’s a dern snooty elitist, but Gawd will burn him in science hell w/ the other pointy-heads.
yay! the son is safe and sound in a motel 40 miles from home…and we’ll see his lovely face in the morning!
a motel 40 miles from home…
Glad all are safe, & don’t worry about Psycho. Really, don’t.
We need more snark like this is congress.
Well sure, I have no objection to a Congressman being scientifically literate and having a sense of humor, just so long as you realize that his intended targets have no fucking idea what he’s saying, let alone that they’re being made fun of.
‘What will you give King Harald for his efforts?”
“Seven inches of English ‘coil’.”
Only in thine dreams, m’lord, hast thou a coil of seven.
Continually in the smurf society Vanity was put down. This was to indicate to the people that in communist dictatorships, homesexuality would not be tolerated.
Communism is built on the idea that no man is better or worse off than any other.
::blink:: What now?
Um, unless he somehow manages to connect those two thoughts, like saying there are no tops and no bottoms in Smurfland, I can’t imagine how this makes any sense.
I’m going to have nightmares about being knocked up by Carrot Top.
*washing henna out of hair*
Dammit. Another fantasy shot down….
Hopper no longer lives there, but with his 25-year-old mistress in Madison.
Fuck! A Republican I can *almost* admire?
Is it just me or does Hendrickson bear a bizarre “Boys In Brazil” resemblance to another noted S,N! target?
Um, unless he somehow manages to connect those two thoughts, like saying there are no tops and no bottoms in Smurfland, I can’t imagine how this makes any sense.
I’ve actually seen an interesting bit of theory on how same sex relationships reflect the social order in their various cultures. In hierarchical societies, pederasty is common. More recently, romantic love was the basis of gay relationships but the rigid gender roles of society were carefully maintained with strict tops and bottoms, femmes and “stone cold butches”. Now versatility is becoming much more typical.
I’m sure that is an oversimplification, but I think it’s interesting. Probably not where the writer was going with that.
At Riddled the top search terms include “feral babies pics”, “touch gland exudation”, “cortoon pictured of rotten teeth”, “18th century france health posters” and “elephant on bicycle”.
If only we could combine them somehow.
I slept 11 hours. It was glorious.
Probably closer to ten since my cat decided she needed attention in the middle of the night (shut up, pervs), and wouldn’t leave me alone until I petted her sufficiently (shut UP, pervs!).
So…you attended to your pet’s needs AND you masturbated?
Yes. And I prefer to call it “turning on the dehumidifier”.
BTW, this Spider Man musical sounds really fucking stupid.
The Spidermusical is not as stupid as the American Medea.
You should get on your cat’s schedule. She’s probably annoyed that you putter around all day and then laze away the nights.
Wow, N__B, I cannot believe that could actually have enough people with bad enough judgment to create it.
pedestrian, I need to start playing with her before bed to wear her out so she at least is somewhat sleepy. The problem is that she’s gotten really fat and about 5 minutes of play wears her out.
I never thought of any parallels to Medea. The mother would have to be Medea, I suppose.
Unless Carrie is killing her yet-to-be-conceived children – that would be a sly take on American mores. And the deus ex-machina slaughters everyone instead of pussying around with a rescue, which is SO Republican Jesus.
I need to start playing with her before bed to wear her out so she at least is somewhat sleepy. The problem is that she’s gotten really fat and about 5 minutes of play wears her out.
Wait, which pussy is this again?
pedestrian: Ooooooooo, that’s quite a challenge. I’m not equal to the task, but I’m sure the really brilliant Sadlies will rise to it. [VPR].
All: Good morning. It’s been an interesting thread so far. I liked the wimmin’s hair care and style discussion. (Does that make me gay?)
If I ever get the Duchy of Grand Fenwick running–and I shall–there will probably be a post sometime about caring for a really, really l-o-n-g beard. (A recent pluck measured 16 inches.)
Vaguely related to the blog…
Wait, which pussy is this again?
The FELINE! Damn. The other one…no, nevermind.
Now that I’m done with my coffee, I’m going to start drinking.
Now that I’m done with my coffee, I’m going to start drinking.
That’s just rude. Katrina was obviously God’s revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but Japan helped out anyway.
ENABLER!! Get that cat to Jenny Craig!
ENABLER!! Get that cat to Jenny Craig!
but she could get nutri-system delivered right to her door! and yes, the enabling must stop!
Now that I’m done with my coffee, I’m going to start drinking.
people never cease to amaze me…i may have to add a little grey goose to my orange juice this morning…
Now that I’m done with my coffee, I’m going to start drinking.
Katrina was obviously God’s revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki,
also, too…before i start drinking (otherwise i’ll forget) i have been looking for something amazing to write about…here it is…our collective forgetfulness…sadlynaughts bring it up quite frequently and here is a blatant example. AFTER i tie one, i shall be doing some research into why our brains are so willing to react in this fashion…any anecdotal research or thoughts would be welcome!
bbkf has a point–get Catri-System!
New heights of depths of stupidity.
New heights of depths of stupidity.
but it’s still central to their point that the libs and dems are wasting money and behaving like spoiled children…
Ok, I’ll grant you that wasnt my best joke, N_B, but that seems unnecessarily harsh.
I believe in harshness as much as is necessary and not one harsh more.
Hey, N_B, I could use your eye, if you could spare it for a moment: http://bethspencerdigitalartist.com/blog/?p=1072
Skip to the font part.
From my link:
Oh, and the birther nonsense does not faze or surprise me in the least. Isn’t that sayud?
Jellyka’s Castle Queen has the highest psychosis to line-weight ratio, so I’d go with that.
I demand to see the long-form IQ test results!
I feel a bit weird playing Power Grid today, considering the situation in Japan
BREAKING:
Arab League unanimously requests UN to authorize NFZ.
Will China or Russia block it?
vs — Very nice lookin’ web site thingy!
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I can’t help but be cynical. The Arab League, many members of which are dealing with their domestic unrest, may expect the measure to fail in the security council.
More Texture:
Arab League hedges;
(1) NFZ must cease when current crisis is over.
(2) Opposes any foreign intervention; ‘The Libyan people must resolve this.’
[Is that only boots-on-the-ground? Excludes air support? Does it leave a gray area for weapons-supply and logistics-only support for rebel forces? (In any event, there seems to be a loophole for giving intelligence to National Council. Which would help them if they are forced to fight Gaddafi unaided.)]
AJ speculation: Arab League’s hedges may have been at insistence of Syria and Algeria, who resisted NFZ.
So the EU and AJ hurdles have been cleared; the final NFZ hurdle is the UN Security Council. My guess is that the unanimous Arab League approval will be enough to bring over Russia and China.
‘Ew the original is even worse because its just the one tooth looking like a giant kernel of sweet corn. How did that happen?’
…my teeth are yellow, I wore a man’s shirt, I like to go commando, I’m not from a small town, I’m not a manager, I’m not from North Carolina, and ‘its such a pretty day’ is something I would say. There are many types of collusions, I do not consent to medical treatment, my nephew’s tongue is forked, it said, ‘missing article “the” allover the hospital walls, and… You’re a juice box, and you’re chilling in the icebox. That’s a bite out of an apple, See? (I’m clever and I’m witty, and its funny. So take it for what it is.
Waita minnit dere bub. Unanimous? Did Gaddafi sign up? Libya is a member, yes?
Gaddafi wants a no-fly zone, too, because he’s tired of using an elephant-tail whisk.
I was disappointed yesterday when Bobo Brooks said on The News Hour that Obama could do all sorts of things beside the NFZ like arming the rebels. I was disappointed that Mark Shields did not say what a great idea that would be, look what it did for the mujahadeen.
N__B has made me think of shoo fly pie. Dammit.
N__B has made me think of shoo fly pie. Dammit.
You knew the risks, yet you chose to leave Pennsylvanian Dutch Country.
Isn’t shoo fly pie just a big mess of molasses?
Correction: “…the NATO (not EU) hurdle…”
Japan update: The casualties will be horrendous. In only ONE tsunami-devastated town (pop 17,0000) 10,000 missing. The containment structure of a nuclear reactor has been destroyed; evacuation radius expanded to 20 km (so far). [3-Mile never lost containment, btw]
Over 60 recorded aftershocks so far, the largest of which (7.1) was much stronger than the recent Christchurch quake. After the monster 8.9 quake, the instability has been transferred all along the fault line (and to a another unstable fault on the east side of the islands). Major aftershocks might go on for days.
This looks just awful.
Hey! Wisconsin makes the global news! Also the mass teacher pink-slips in Providence. So US disasters are also getting some international coverage.
…and the Obama Administration has approved a new offshore drilling project–the first one since the BP spill. Drill, baby, drill.
I’m sorry to be such a downer for the thread today. I’m going back to the shadows and work on my Libya post for S.N.
Pup: Libya wasn’t allowed to attend the Arab League meeting.
That was awful, N_B. I needed a laugh!
Soon after, the subcommittee’s Republicans approved the measure.
Spank the Monkey!
Drill, baby, drill.
Spill, BP, spill is more like it.
I’m sorry to be such a downer for the thread today.
It’s been a bad day, even the local headlines have been grim (bus accident- 13 dead)
I’m going back to the shadows and work on my Libya post for S.N.
When are you going to roll out your own blog? You have a great knowledge of international affairs, you admit to writing experimental fiction. Laddie, I’d like to add you to the blogroll- get Chris to join you, you’re both smart, compassionate people with a good handle on things.
Sorry to harp on this continuously, but somebody’s got to be your “gadfly”.
i have been looking for something amazing to write about…here it is…our collective forgetfulness…sadlynaughts bring it up quite frequently and here is a blatant example. AFTER i tie one, i shall be doing some research into why our brains are so willing to react in this fashion…any anecdotal research or thoughts would be welcome!
Your brain writes new memories over old ones by default – but the memories it values (& reminisces over or contemplates) enough endure. Brains also play a cornucopia of funny tricks with the memories it DOES keep. I have heard of no drawbacks or ill-effects from exploiting association to develop prodigal mnemonic ability (“Mega-Memory”). What INTENTIONAL forgetfulness entails is another kettle of sharks altogether.
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I have to admit, when I saw this, somewhere deep inside my soul … I came a little.
Correction: 100+ ‘strong’ aftershocks since the Monster.
(bus accident- 13 dead)
Also global…or at least on AJ. The images of the wreckage look hideous.
I have heard of no drawbacks or ill-effects from exploiting association to develop prodigal mnemonic ability (“Mega-Memory”).
What about the danger of sapho juice addiction?
I have to admit, when I saw this, somewhere deep inside my soul … I came a little.
That is weird… does Beck consider Breitbart a rival, hence the reveal?
Like I said, Fenwick. Start yer own blog but tell no-one about it. Or, tell us you have started it but tell no-one the address. Then after you have a few posts done, tell us the address. I did this with my blog and I felt it was less scrutiny ver the first post.
Currently having cider + whisky. This is a good thing.
Like I said, Fenwick. Start yer own blog but tell no-one about it. Or, tell us you have started it but tell no-one the address. Then after you have a few posts done, tell us the address. I did this with my blog and I felt it was less scrutiny ver the first post.
Hell, just tell us from the get-go… you are a prolific writer who’s got his ear to the ground when it comes to breaking news, many years of experience with international affairs, and a compassionate outlook. Just go to Blogger, sign up using your e-mail account, and hop to it!
Currently having cider + whisky. This is a good thing.
I’m having yerba mate and conniptions… not so good.
You see, Pam Gellar is a Mentat. See the blood stain?
Yes, shoo-fly pie is basically restructured molasses. There are in fact any number of versions but they all fit into either the wet-bottom or dry-bottom categories. It is ungodly sweet, one teensy sliver is all I can manage. It’s more of a nostalgia thing for me than a real hankering for it. It is similar to my penchant for fish on Friday – it’s just an inculturated thing despite The Ho’s accusations of closet Catholicism.
Heh. Autocorrect suggested “uncultivated thing.”
You see, Pam Gellar is a Mentat. See the blood stain?
So, you’re saying that Pammiecakes supports a Butlerian jihad?
There are in fact any number of versions but they all fit into either the wet-bottom or dry-bottom categories.
VButtsecksR?
It is similar to my penchant for fish on Friday – it’s just an inculturated thing despite The Ho’s accusations of closet Catholicism.
The fact that it tends to be on sale during Lent doesn’t hurt. A local A&P is going out of business, and they had seafood at a 30% discount, but I was on my way to work, so I couldn’t stock up.
Foolish me, traveling without a friggin’ cooler!
That is weird… does Beck consider Breitbart a rival, hence the reveal?
Where did the ‘raw’ footage come from?
Also, didn’t O’Keefe skip BigBullShit.scam for this latest dramatization?
“That is weird… does Beck consider Breitbart a rival, hence the reveal?”
Word from an insider is that the stations are pee eye ess ess ee dee that NPR, despite having a huge number of FUCKING JOURNALISTS on staff, instead of HAVING THEM DO THE SAME THING BECK’s MINIONS DID just rolled over thereby implicitly endorsing O’Keefie and Breitblart’s tactics. Did no one learn from the Shirley Sherrod fiasco? Did they ask John Kerry how to handle it?
Anyway, the fringe idea is that Beck is prepping for Faux dropping him (you’ve all heard about that, yes?) and may want to do a reverse Juan Wiliams. Not that it would ever happen. BTW, it is inductive and very amusing to read the Beckoid’s commentary on that anomalous piece of journalism. Strike ‘amusing’, there be sweet sweet tropical fruits there.
It is “instructive” gawd fucking damn you autocorrect.
So, you’re saying that Pammiecakes supports a
Butlerian jihadbutt-leering yeehaw?not fixed but certainly improved.
I had not heard about that.
Oh, wait. Pammie has red wine and a computer. My mistake!
It’s more of a nostalgia thing for me than a real hankering for it*
Uh huh. Like when she asks ”Do you enjoy it as much as I do?”
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/03/james_okeefe_skips_breitbart_for_npr_hit.php
Why is Beck prepping to be dropped by Fox? I know his ratings aren’t as good as they were, but he still has a pretty core audience.
‘core’
I ment ‘cute’
hahahahaha
Huh?
Right, and he’s there to sell ad space. If you’ve got an audience as dumb as that you should be able to sell ’em shit sandwiches.
Ah, but Substance, check this out.
I am so impressed with the StopBeck dude, btw. He was/is a law student who got a movement off the ground and may be helping to bring that asshole down.
I have heard of no drawbacks or ill-effects from exploiting association to develop prodigal mnemonic ability (“Mega-Memory”).
You know who else exploited associations within a classical Memory Palace to develop prodigious mnemonic ability?
My own prodigal mnemonic ability has left home and fallen in with bad company.
Woody Harrellson’s character in ‘White men can’t jump‘?
‘What is a quince?’
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Mnemonic
Like ‘Tom, Dick, nervous Harry’ for tendons and neurovascular bundle of the medial ankle.
Of course in my day we didn’t have your new-fangled “sapho juice” and had to make do with microfilm projectors if we wanted to assimilate and integrate vast amounts of information.
Kids today expect everything handed to them on a plate
He’s still making money. It’d be dumb to let him go, but maybe he can move from Fox News to some other corner of the empire.
What INTENTIONAL forgetfulness entails is another kettle of sharks altogether.
THIS is the phenomena i want to dissect…
…maybe he can move from Fox News to some other corner of the empire.
Spanky need Hanky!
Supposedly the Faux execs are on the edge of their chairs waiting for Beck to do something waaaayyyyy too outrageous. The word is they are worried about liability. Just rumors, as far as I know.
Joseph Farah is finally out of the closet.
Like when she asks ”Do you enjoy it as much as I do?”
Not exactly.
*rubs forehead*
while having lots of hair – it is very thin so I just went short. Wash it in the morning, run my fingers through it and I’m done. It is also very grey but through the marvels of modern chemistry is now a warm brown with caramel highlights.
by thin – I mean fine
Bee Hive option.
You need to come to honfest to see some real beehives
What Josh Marshall said, below a link to the Times’s thing:
New England Schmoo England! What’s the dif?
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2011/03/12/bachmann_mangles_revolutionary_history_in_nh_109213.html
“What I love about New Hampshire and what we have in common is our extreme love for liberty,” the potential GOP presidential candidate said. “You’re the state where the shot was heard around the world in Lexington and Concord. And you put a marker in the ground and paid with the blood of your ancestors the very first price that had to be paid to make this the most magnificent nation that has ever arisen in the annals of man in 5,000 years of recorded history.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natufian_culture
Also, only 5000 years Michele? What! You think the Natufians are better than us. Why don’t you go back to the Mesolithic era if you like it so much you “Blame America Less Than Last” bitch!
You’re the state where the shot was heard around the world in Lexington and Concord.
Outside of New Boston.
Two and a Half Men sealed it. Also chillaxing.
Sour grapes?
I had to check, given my demented condition – no, there is no Lexington NH.
If it wasn’t for the “New England Patriots” 18th century squad, Carlos Estevez would be chewing on coca leaves in a hut in Mesoamerica with his two Axtec goddesses instead of what he has now. God Bless the U.S.A.
…arisen in the annals of man…
hehehehe
You go girl!
Ah but there is a Concord, NH so I guess that makes her half right.
…arisen in the annals of man…
hehehehe
You go girl!
Not since the Rick Santorum decided to go into politics has such a thing arisin in the annals of anything.
Not exactly.
Trolling you
Now that I’m done with my coffee, I’m going to start drinking.*
In the same vein, these are allegedly FOX commenters.
*Irish Coffee, silly!
369 comments in and I get to be the one that breaks out DENTISTRY IS THEFT!
‘Naughts, | am disappoint.
Not under my watch, Lad.
‘Naughts, | am disappoint.
We were saving it for you, old chum!
Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., who spoke at the event, appealed to many as “Sarah Palin with a brain,” said Gail Moore of Columbia, S.C.
*smirk*
We were saving it for you, old chum!
Oh, in that case I apologize for looking a gift horse in the yellow-toothed mouth.
In the same vein, these are allegedly FOX commenters.
I especially like the guy who says I paraphrase “Oh know, hall of records on Hawaii flooded, there goes the long form.”
Is there no depth to that One’s dastardly deeds?
Brief drop in after catching up the thread.
Japan reactor update: 130,000 evacuees so far. Reuters says between 70-160 radiation cases.
Exford & B^4: Thanks for your continued encouragement! I swear I’m going to do the blog; I’ve committed myself to it. I’ve got the blog (UR and so-forth as a shell,) and good drafts of the About Me text. Sadlies already know this stuff,… but I hope to eventually have other tourists visit the Duchy as well.
When Exford first explained his model (some weeks ago), I liked it immediately and decided to follow it.
As everyone can see, I’m really dialed-in to Libya! I hope to return to blog work tomorrow. Thanks for everyone’s patience for letting me use S,N as a blog vehicle today.
My next post will be The Coastal Road, a hard-data piece. I’ve got it in draft, but there will amazing opportunities for catastrophic tag-fails. (As a general and anticipatory imprecation, FYWP.)
“Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., who spoke at the event, appealed to many as “Sarah Palin with a brain, said Gail Moore of Columbia, S.C.”
She never said that it wasn’t an Abbie Normal brain.
“As everyone can see, I’m really dialed-in to Libya!”
Any word on the front lines Fenwick? I heard that the rebels took a big hit yesterday.
Word to the zombie wise zrm: Michele may suffer from mad cow disease. Please practice safe “Brainz!” munching.
“Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., who spoke at the event, appealed to many as “Sarah Palin with a brain, said Gail Moore of Columbia, S.C.”
What I take away from this is that people have finally figure out that Sarah Palin doesn’t have a brain.
It’s an improvement.
Gotta admit, the Lass has a fine set of chompers!
Hah!
Forget it. He’s rolling.
Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., who spoke at the event, appealed to many as “Sarah Palin with a brain,” said Gail Moore of Columbia, S.C.
*smirk*
Add one to a large negative number and it’s still negative.
Uh, I meant “figured”- ignore the man behind the cretin!
Add one to a large negative number and it’s still negative.
Oh yeah? And what happens when you divide it by zero?
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Right, and he’s there to sell ad space. If you’ve got an audience as dumb as that you should be able to sell ‘em shit sandwiches.
Beck’s ratings are down, his FOX contract is up at the end of the yr., his radio show’s off the air in Philly & NY, & unless a caliphate from Indonesia to Iberia comes into being pretty soon, the only conspiracy angle he’ll have to go w/ is alien lizard people, because he’s painted himself into a conspiratorial corner.
Also read somewhere this wk. that Beck has no national advertisers, just the gold & survival food scams. And I suspect most of that is “per-inquiry”, i.e., FOX gets a nickel or something for each call the advertiser actually receives.
Even the manufacturers of shit sandwiches may be a little nervous about being associated w/ him.
Also, Beck’s audience skews old & reitred. Little disposable income; not very likely to try anything new.
S/B “old & reiterated.” What’s wrong w/ me?
the only conspiracy angle he’ll have to go w/ is alien lizard people
And Murdoch/Ailes aren’t interested in letting this information get out to the public.
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And Murdoch/Ailes aren’t interested in letting this information get out to the public.
Nah, they’ll just get Colleen Whatsername with the big b00bs to do the reporting on it.
Mr. Bastard, you seem to be the only person w/ knowledge of this “Colleen Whatsername with the big b00bs.” Any further info you could provide would be appreciated.
I remain, etc.
Mr. Bastard, you seem to be the only person w/ knowledge of this “Colleen Whatsername with the big b00bs.” Any further info you could provide would be appreciated.
Uh, didn’t you embed her video… you know, the crazy blonde lady with the Thomas Kinkade painting who is convinced that reptilian aliens are among us?
Fucking shit, good thing I’ve lost all capacity for embarrassment.
Apparently my brain has outrun my memory or something, only to be expected when one mistakes quantity for quality.
And now that we’ve been reminded, we’ll be back, uh, in a while.
Any word on the front lines Fenwick? I heard that the rebels took a big hit yesterday.
You’re right, gocart: Zawiya–the fourth largest city, and a hugely important oil port–fell testerday after a heroic 20-day siege. Two other major oil ports–though tiny towns–have fallen: Ras Lanuf on Thursday, and Brega today. (Thus, Libya’s three largest oil ports are now in Gaddafi’s hands.)
Rebels have retreated to the small city of Ajdabiya, a vital forward base for the rebels. It is now under ‘heavy attack’. (I believe they are only probing, staging, and softening the rebels for a major attack tomorrow.
Bad shit is going down right now. The Council is going to have a damn long row to hoe if they are to overthrow Gaddafi without any outside help, and relying only on poorly-trained and poorly-armed militia.
A lot of blood has been spilled in the last three weeks (and widespread destruction). I fear that buckets more will be shed before Gaddafi falls. (FWIW, I suspect there are serious reprisals going in right now in Zawiyah.)
By the way, WordPress ate my tag-rich post. I’m going to take a break then try again. FYWP. With radioactive fuel rod.
Which reminds me: US sending 60 nuclear specialists to Japan. Japanese authorities claim the reactor core is still intact, even though the containment structure appears to have blown to smithereens. Reports that another reactor is in trouble, too.
Bad shit everyone today. But Wisconsin is still global and that news seems better; AJ reports farmers driving tractors into Madison in solidarity.
Uh, didn’t you embed her video… you know, the crazy blonde lady with the Thomas Kinkade painting who is convinced that reptilian aliens are among us?
I thought we all did that.
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Thunder knows the flavor!
I thought we all did that.
Great, now I will be driven madder wondering what the now-removed video I linked there was.
“Two and a Half Men sealed it. Also chillaxing”
oh, I chuckled.
“you know, the crazy blonde lady with the Thomas Kinkade painting who is convinced that reptilian aliens are among us?”
I’ll cop to being crazy and convinced that aliens live among us…but you take back that Kinkade shit RIGHT NOW.
Yeh, vs i5 tot3s for ALI3Nz bert nah K1nKa1D
but you take back that Kinkade shit RIGHT NOW
HEY, that was a Christmas present… just get rid of it in a garage sale, but don’t let me find out!
Alternate joke- poor VS, she thought she was ordering a painting by Thomas Kinky.
“HEY, that was a Christmas present… just get rid of it in a garage sale, but don’t let me find out!”
Wait. Is that what you did with those Hummel figurines I sent you? BASTARD!
Wait. Is that what you did with those Hummel figurines I sent you? BASTARD!
Nah, I used them in a weird ritualistic sex game a figurine fetishist.
The safe word was “porcelain”.
I expect BBBB is listing all the Geschutzwagen on ebay. It’s the right thing to do
Uh, “with”… once again, ignore the man behind the cretin!
????profit
I hope you stuck them up someone’s butt, cuz thats just about the the only place those things belong.
PROFIT
I hope you stuck them up someone’s butt, cuz thats just about the the only place those things belong.
Uh… I’ll just suggest you to look at the picture above…
I needed the money!
Lol
He does look like he’s got a Hummel up his butt, nein?
That lol was for exford.
And now I’m PISSED that there are so many women giving crazy blonde ladies a bad name. Some of us make it look GOOD.
I thought we all did that.
Really. What will we do? If the President is in on it, and the Pope, and their SS inturahge and all, I mean shit man, if they’re in on it, we’re really screwed. Those ribtiles, canabutts, whatever they are, they’re gonna incinerate us and eat us, maybe incinerate some of us for like seasoning and eat us like raw fish. I don’t really care if they eat me, just as long as I’m dead first. BTW, I like her paisley top, but she should let her hair down. In fact, she ought to sit down and stop waiving her arms around, it makes her look weird.
He looks like he has the whole lizard-alien invasion up his butt.
In fact, she ought to sit down and stop waiving her arms around, it makes her look weird.
It ain’t her arm-waving, baby!
In fact, she ought to sit down and stop waiving her arms around, it makes her look weird.
It’s meant to draw your attention to her breasts, rather than her speech.
“Great, now I will be driven madder ”
Shall I get you a ladder? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoxHGxQw9ws&feature=youtube_gdata_player
To quote the sage GuanoFaucet in the comments, I bet Governor Patterson didn’t see this coming.
It’s meant to draw your attention to her breasts, rather than her speech.
That’s how lizard people draw their victims into range. It’s not always surveyor’s signs, people!
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It ain’t her arm-waving, baby!
Right, right. But it’s just something else to worry about. Like we didn’t already have enough going on. Now we find out the President and the Pope are selling us out. Hah! That dumbass Blenn Geck thinks Obama’s a Islam, wait till he finds out he in cahoots with the riptonauts. Shit, he’s probably in on it too and is just using the Islam controversy as a distraction. We’re screwed. I wish she had at least told us what they look like.
We can talk about the dude’s teeth. The crazy eyes. What he has up his butt.
But the hair.
The hair.
That’s “please-don’t-let-him-meet-with-anyone-under-age-of-15-with-the-door-closed” hair.
An open door policy.
Very strict.
It’s meant to draw your attention to her breasts, rather than her speech.
Oh. Ok. Well, I’ll go back and watch it again with the sound turned off.
That’s “please-don’t-let-him-meet-with-anyone-under-age-of-15-with-the-door-closed” hair.
An open door policy.
Very strict.
“Uh, Looch, please step into my office, and bring that Hummel with you, while you’re at it.”
Nononono.
I was, to be clear, speaking of the hair on the fella who is pictured at the top of this here post.
The blond with the rack? And the lizard/alien fixation?
That’s weapons-grade crazy. Underneath the “sexy suburban housewife” guise is pure, uncut, fresh-off-the-boat whack.
Government-funded mental health care.
Now, more than ever.
That’s weapons-grade crazy. Underneath the “sexy suburban housewife” guise is pure, uncut, fresh-off-the-boat whack.
Kinda gal give a d00d wet nightmares.
““Uh, Looch, please step into my office, and bring that Hummel with you, while you’re at it.”
Looch, it’s a trap!
Whaaa?
*gurk*
Kinda gal give a d00d
wetscreaming, shrieking nightmares.YMMV.
But, no.
No.
Apparently my brain has outrun my memory or something, only to be expected when one mistakes quantity for quality.
I assume that MB was still talking about breasticles.
…please step into my office, and bring that Hummel with you, while you’re at it.”
Jawohl, mein Mistress!
Hummel
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Wait. Is that what you did with those Hummel figurines I sent you? BASTARD!
Nah, I used them in a weird ritualistic sex game a figurine fetishist.
This is the Internizzle so there are pictures.
Underneath the “sexy suburban housewife” guise is pure, uncut, fresh-off-the-boat whack*.
*VPR
“This is the Internizzle so there are pictures.”
Want it.
The fact is, what has happened in Wisconsin and Ohio practically gives me a boner for freedom.
Not Heartlandy enough, Gary- I give it a 2/10. Please try again, and spell Boehner correctly.
Freedom Boners aren’t free!
Cut. Print. Bumper sticker. BOOM.
The fact is, you liberals are tryeing to make fun of me and the silent majority of hardworking heartlanders here in the heartland, but you are failing.
*VPR
Of course there is.
There always is.
Always.
Gary, that’s a retread complaint, bud.
You know what’s sad? Now I really really want my nym to be “FreedomBoners”
Shit, I may sign up at Wonkette just to see that foine name in action. I should be sharing my FreedomBoners with the world!!
Shit, I may sign up at Wonkette…
You grow up and you calm down
You’re working for the clampdown
You start wearing the blue and brown
You’re working for the clampdown
So you got someone to boss around
It makes you feel big now
You drift until you brutalize
You made your first kill now
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Gary Ruppert said,
March 13, 2011 at 4:21
Now, that’s the incoherent Gary I’ve come to expect.
The fact is, what has happened in Wisconsin and Ohio practically gives me a boner for freedom.
Only practically? What, not enough child-filled playgrounds for you?
Gary’s court-mandated chemical ‘assistance’ program means he can support Pedobear on internet forums, only.
~
Write shit I can’t understand,
Posting from the Heartland.
Blaming your weight on a “gland”
Posting from the Heartland
So you got some shit to crow about
It makes you feel big now
You post until you shoot your foot
You brought us the LULZ now
This is the hard-data set-up for an analytic / speculative piece coming later tonight. Interested Sadlies might wish to copy the text for future reference.
Ladies and Gents, that was some nasty-ass tag problem! Now I’m going to cross my fingers and click on Submit Comment….
Shorter Fenwick: Omnia Libya est divisa in partes tres.
“Hey man, I was washed in the blood of the Lamb back when it was still underground – these sheeple aren’t hipsters, they’re faux!”
“Hey man, I was washed in the blood of the Lamb back when it was still underground – these sheeple aren’t hipsters, they’re faux!”
That ain’t nothing- I was washed in the blood of the Lambeosaurus!
All: Terriffic thread ya got goin’ here. I really needed some larfs and I larfed aplenty getting caught up!
B^4: You’ve been on some kinda roll this evening. Special Fenwickian applause for the Wehrmacht SPA joke.
In my first, WordPress-eated attempt, I had an important reference link. But I forget to slip it in when I re-keyed it. So here is the Google map of Libya. [Can’t get tags to work. Sorry.]
http://www.nationsonline.org/oneworld/map/google_map_libya.htm
On-Topic! Does that guy in Tintin’s photoshop look like a creeped-out Stuart Smalley?
Special Fenwickian applause for the Wehrmacht SPA joke.
I believe that was exford. Are you ready to roll out your blog? You can Google “html tags” to find lists of tags- I typically cut and paste them from a “clipboard” file.
The fact is,
Its kind of fucked up how these anti-union bills keep getting shoved down our throats state by state by newly empowered gop shitstains
My throat is getting annoyed. I mean, there’s only so much shoving that can get shoved before there is an extinction-level shoving back event. O how them what shoves will rue the shoving.
I’ll save the rest of the Libya stuff until tomorrow (after which I’ll work on the Duchy). Thanks to all for letting me use S,N as an ersatz blog.
I was born 13 March 1949, so this is only two years away. Been workin’ on my beard to get ready, though it’s not nearly white enough yet.
I’m thoroughly stoned.
*steps back into the shadows*
The shoving I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten. I will not be forgetting, (pause) the shoving. No it won’t be forgotten, not the shoving.
With apologies to pedestrian, of course.
Ooh, damn you Fenwick. Had I gotten notice of your birthday a tiny bit earlier, I coulda organized a special team, and we’d have requisitioned choppers and/or limousines and gotten to you at daybreak with breakfast in bed, a set of soft restraints, and the most gentle but thoroughly exquisite state-of-the-art straight razor shave. Yes, you might have initially felt some apprehension, but by noon, I swear you’d have been feeling profoundly satisfied, and cute as a button and worthy of a cascade of bubbly sincere SQUEES.
Happy b-day, dude.
Hmmmmmm…………..sez here that another sagacious fellow born on this day
is Joseph Priestly, the fellow who discovered oxygen.
Now what the hell did people useta breathe before that???
Anyhow, cheers.
I assume that MB was still talking about breasticles.
Nah. Excessive posting.
I have a job opening for Garry Ruppert.
From the files of “Who Woulda Thunk It”
http://www.tabletmag.com/life-and-religion/58759/radio-daze/
“It’s meant to draw your attention to her breasts, rather than her speech.”
“It’s the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat’s supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why’d you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?
I’m thoroughly stoned.
It’s my brother’s birthday, too. He’s probably thoroughly stoned, as well, lucky bastard.
“It’s the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat’s supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why’d you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?
I was just sitting here enjoying my half-28-year-old, and now I’m laughing.
Ha. Someone even older dropping in to wish you a Happy Birthday, ya whippersnapper.
Oh, and where’s the damn blog, huh?
Hey! Bowties are cool!