Dick Cheney.

Let’s face it, he’s just an affront to the entire universe at this point.

Rumsfeld should be attacked by a cloud of starlings.

Their relatives would sue and their fans would be upset, but wouldn’t it be great if a couple of the pigs resembled Suzanne Pleshette and Tippi Hedren?

Compact fluorescent light bulbs.
.

Compact fluorescent light bulbs. FYWP.
.

Al Gore!

ahemn, I believe its spelled algore

The fact is the failure of the angry birds peace treaty was due to leftist treachery.

Whatever you got.

Tippi Hedren

POOP!

,,,what you can do for your country.

The motherfuckin’ PIGS!

My car’s paint job.

McDonald’s. When the McRib is the best thing you make, why is it only available occasionally?

When the McRib is the best thing you make, why is it only available occasionally?

It takes a long time to harvest enough roaches.

Bieber Fever.

Thanks, CANADA.

>The fact is the failure of the angry birds
>peace treaty was due to leftist treachery.

No, leftists are responsible for defeats and the peace treaties that follow—we were stabbed in the backs of our wings.

You’re welcome.

BIGFOOT ISREAL

Thanks, CANADA.

As if Celine Dion wasn’t bad enough.

I am shocked that no one linked, in the previous EPIC thread, this. I didn’t think of it until this morning.

Back on topic, Alfie.

This post is clearly a MYSTERY aimed at explaining what befell D. Aristophanes.

Douchebag of the day at 1:40. A GØProuder at CPAC being a twatwaffle, whodathunk?

Also that clip introduced me to David Webb, a black, gay Republican. Mang, that dude has _issues_.

Pervez Musharraf

[url]http://breathingearth.net/[/url]

whoops

Based on my experience, I would have to suggest the birds are angry at…

My Automobile Windshield.

DK-W’s mom; she gave ’em the clap.

I’m with Spengler. This is clearly a confession that the blargmeisters are avitomizing bacon instead of crafting fine snark.

You know who ELSE was angry?

You know who ELSE was angry?

Not THIS one, apparently.

THE FUCKIN FERRETS..

Too soon?

Your moms.

You speeled TEH FUCHING FERRETS wrong, Mr. Wonderful.
~

WTF of the day.

The Socialist Roots of the Superbowl, and the irony of eulogizing 666 during the opening ceremony.

Deez Nuuuts!

Now I gotta ask you one question….

FYWP, that was definitely not the URL I entered.

Even the birds hate WordPress.

… all the sick sadistic motherfuckers who keep launching them into the sides of buildings?

LULZ of the day: Silly GOP, haven’t you learned anything from B-movies: monsters don’t have OFF switches…

And, blartblart comes out, Also!

ZOMG THE GHEYS!!! I see recruiting posters have already started appealing to the new market.

I see recruiting posters have already started appealing to the new market.

He’s quite shiny.

Made of the same plastic as Mr. Boehner.

Just fucking awesome. I can’t think of anyone more deserving.

I’ll be grinning all day thinking about this.

Spengler: I imagine that, unlike the rest, that doll is anatomically correct.

“I will be the harshest critic of the activist gay left, who I fear more than al Qaeda,” said Breitbart.

Yeah, the Activist Gay Left is planning a Mass Casualty Sex attack at a major NASCAR event in the Heartland, using a gay bomb.

And, of course, there is always the ongoing problem that faces the Heartland… what the queers are doing to the soil!

There are funny Breitfart photos here.
~

He’s quite shiny.

You never said that to me!

**SOBS**

LULZ of the day: Silly GOP, haven’t you learned anything from B-movies: monsters don’t have OFF switches…

Kristol Meth will be sorry when Glenn orders his legion of followers to run over Bill’s toes with their Hoverounds.

And, blartblart comes out, Also!

Gah! Don’t even joke about that. But I wonder which fReichtard will be the first to claim a two-person scuffle into a HUGE DRUNKEN BRAWL THAT TURNED INTO AN ORGY.

You never said that to me!

**SOBS**

The peanut oil you use gives you a matte finish. Marine boy is obviously using extra-virgin olive oil.

The peanut oil you use gives you a matte finish. Marine boy is obviously using extra-virgin olive oil.

I used all of the olive oil, pouring it lasciviously on a mound of boiled potatoes and haricots verts, flavored with a copious amount of raw garlic.

I’ll be in my bunk kitchen.

pouring it lasciviously on a mound

Now THAT’s heterosexual.

Now THAT’s heterosexual.

You got that right, mons ami!

The guy who killed the thread.

EAT IT BIRDS!!!

I see recruiting posters have

Ooooh baby! Plus he’s a Marine so he’s gotta be a bottom!

Yeah bacon and eggs sure is funny. Fuckers. We’re not going to take it no more

Yeah, the Activist Gay Left is planning a Mass Casualty Sex attack at a major NASCAR event in the Heartland, using a gay bomb.

And what’s wrong with making the world a little more fabulous?

Anti-Yuan Gambit

Border fence, ya damb n00b!

STOP STEALING MY SCHTICK!!!!

[Backdoor Anti-Yuan Attack]

I am so fucking good at this.

And what’s wrong with making the world a little more fabulous?

Shorter VS: What’s wrong with being sexy?

Well look, a Saturday troll. Hmmf.

Shorter VS: What’s wrong with being sexy?

Not a damn thing.

Not a damn thing.

Damn straight!

Uh, I’ve been kinda obsessed with Egyptian pop music since last night… uh, in my bunk solidarity!!!!

Word salad: leafy greens with just that touch of crunch provided by nuts.

Mmmmhmmmm. Yes, I reckon she is bunk-worthy,though the music doesn’t do a whole lot for me.

What I like is the first youtube comment:

am german and? I personaly think egyptian girls are better than blondes lol

they are just so exotic!

Firstly, as a natural blond, I would like to say “OBJECTION!” And, my good sir, “exotic” depends entirely on your POV. Remember, to Egyptian men, I am quite exotic.

This guy makes me miss Gary. At least he was usually succinct.

Well look, a Saturday troll. Hmmf.

Monday’s troll is in your face.
Tuesday’s troll hates based on race.
Wednesday’s troll is always pissed.
Thursday’s troll’s misogynist.
Friday’s troll’s homophobic.
Saturday’s troll is just a prick,
But the troll who’s born on the Sabbath Day,
Just won’t fucking go away.

Firstly, as a natural blond, I would like to say “OBJECTION!” And, my good sir, “exotic” depends entirely on your POV. Remember, to Egyptian men, I am quite exotic.

The question is, of course, do the drapes match the carpet, or did you opt for the hardwood?

And, my good sir, “exotic” depends entirely on your POV. Remember, to Egyptian men, I am quite exotic.

Yeah, this is a pet peeve of mine- this girl looks like she could be from just about anywhere- she’s gorgeous, but her look is perhaps the least “exotic” look throughout much of the planet.

Monday’s troll is in your face.
Tuesday’s troll hates based on race.
Wednesday’s troll is always pissed.
Thursday’s troll’s misogynist.
Friday’s troll’s homophobic.
Saturday’s troll is just a prick,
But the troll who’s born on the Sabbath Day,
Just won’t fucking go away.

Tee hee. This has to be your best poem. What kind of libation may I fetch you?

Poor trolly feels ignored, he’s switched to CAPS LOCK.

I switched to DANCE BADGERS, DANCE!!!

It’s not my usual food pr0n but, PENIS COCK.

FYWP! Launch the birds!

HERCULE TRIATHLON SAVINIEN

Found the Emerald Tablet yet?

(Alchemy joke…)

Tee hee. This has to be your best poem. What kind of libation may I fetch you?

I’m partial to a well-made Negroni, but a hot toddy made with Tullamore Dew would do the trick on this January day.

It’s not my usual food pr0n but, PENIS COCK.

I like my men like I like my cock soup, hot and spicy.

What?

Help! BYRDS!!!

Remember, to Egyptian men, I am quite exotic. would make a good 4th wife.

Fiqqst for more stereotypicality.

They don’t look angry to me.

Wait. I did it wrong. Excuse me.

*VAlchemyR

Remember, to Egyptian men, I am quite exotic. would make a good 4th wife.

Actually, in that situation, I reckon I’d definitely be the lousiest wife.

FYWP. Or maybe iPad. Fuck SOMEbody!

They don’t….

It’s not my usual food pr0n but, PENIS COCK.

FYWP! Launch the birds!

I have a co-worker whose other job is doing graphic design for supermarket circulars… she get’s no end of amusement from that product. She does tend to get freaked out a bit by the pictures of cuy that she has to put in one particular circular, and was appalled to find out that I’d actually tried them.

Oh, and to make you jealous, oh emperor, I’ve got an inside track on a couple of hundred pounds of organic, grass-fed beef. Gonna eat like an Argentine playboy for the next couple of months!

Um, seriously, the troll is actually being really obnoxious and making reading the thread irritating. Somebody DOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMETHING!!!!

Help! BYRDS!!!

Ah! They’re They’re everywhere. Fortunately, Roger McGuinn rarely shits on your window.

a hot toddy made with Tullamore Dew would do the trick on this January day

Confused VS is confused.

Fortunately, Roger McGuinn rarely shits on your window.

Actually, I have an anecdote regarding this, but we’ll discuss it another time.

I’ve got an inside track on a couple of hundred pounds of organic, grass-fed beef

Color me jealous. Very.

Wow, my nym’s done been stoleded! That’s the lowest of the fucking low, even for a troll.

Fucker, you’re not big enough to inhabit my nym.

Actually, I have an anecdote regarding this, but we’ll discuss it another time.

Man, so long as it doesn’t involve Chris Hillman, I’m up for hearing it. He can do no wrong in my eyes.

Fucker, you’re not big enough to inhabit my nym.

Or bald enough.

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I’ve got an inside track on a couple of hundred pounds of organic, grass-fed beef

Me too. I’ve got a date tonight with your mom.

Fuck. The first time I post in about a week is “posting too quickly”, but scroll-troll gets an unlimited free-ride ticket?

wuh thuh fuh?

Wait, B^4, that wasn’t you?

Steerpike, I miss your firm, elegant thighs.

I shall take delight in letting the troll in on a secret – even though you can nymsteal we (well, I do anyway) STILL only see badgers – kewt kewt dancing badgers! in place of your comments. I won’t reveal the secret, just letting you know that your slimeball attempt FAILed.

I’ve been trying to post an excellent link to Tom Tomorrow but WP won’t lemme

Wow, my nym’s done been stoleded! That’s the lowest of the fucking low, even for a troll.

It does what it can to get past killscripts. You should be honoured knowing that trolly has picked a nym that no one is going to killfile.

And in Cutty Mc’Pastes-a-lot’s defense, there is a long tradition of nym-stealing at S,N!

Steerpike, I miss your firm, elegant thighs.

That’s the result of his epic climb from the kitchens to Fuschia’s attic- must’ve taken him all damn day!

ZOMG THE GHEYS!!! I see recruiting posters have already started appealing to the new market.

I never understood penis envy until this moment.

RE: the organic grass-fed beef: you might not care so much for the hamburger – just sayin’. All grass-fed beef is much leaner and has a different taste than feedlot beef. I like the steaks and other cuts but the hamburger…not so much. It even has a really funky smell when it cooks. Fortunately, I’m not a big burger eater & have found that in dishes like chili, the flavor of it isn’t that big of a deal. But be forewarned – you won’t get any big juicy burgers that taste like anything you’re accustomed to out of grass-fed beef.

You should be honoured knowing that trolly has picked a nym that no one is going to killfile.

Aw, shucks, man… Bald, Blushing Bastard

It even has a really funky smell when it cooks.

As someone whose favorite red meat is goat, this won’t be a problem!

But be forewarned – you won’t get any big juicy burgers that taste like anything you’re accustomed to out of grass-fed beef.

I am going to go mainly for the shanks and short ribs, maybe get a pot roast. I have had Argentine/Uruguayan beef in restaurants, but getting my hands on this quantity of the stuff for home cooking is a first. If I get any ground meat, I’ll probably make chili or meatballs (I’m not a big burger consumer).

It’s quite sad that Stupidman would try to steal Mr. Bastards nym. It is such a respected nym that drivel is, like, visible from space and thus ignored without recourse to the Fabulous Badger Brothers.
May one applaud and even toss roses onto the stage (never underwear) for the Troll poem? This season of Gilbert and Sullivan and Big Bad Bald Bastard
is sensational

I used all of the olive oil, pouring it lasciviously on a mound of boiled potatoes and haricots verts, flavored with a copious amount of raw garlic.

Yah Baby!

Ooh ooh ooh he wanna be like you

Someone’s cruisin’ for a tossing.

Hey look, my comment is squashed there between two fit fat-ass dumps

two big

WordPress does not have a liberal bias.

Meh. I’m outta here ’til the spammer goes and fucks his own mother.

Someone’s name is an anagram of Native Rhine Clone Hurt Lisa.

That’s the result of his epic climb from the kitchens to Fuschia’s attic

I didn’t realize that was your Mom’s name

What kind of a loser would spend their time cutting and pasting bullshit to a comments thread, knowing that no one is reading them?

I mean, shit, I get bored sometimes, but perhaps it’s a mark of my much higher intellect that copypasta trolling would do nothing to alleviate the ennui.

Native rhine clone= Reisling Sylvana. Therefore hurting Lisa would be hangover.
Yes trollllll is as welcome as a cheap, bad, sweet, wine

Isn’t it great the way Dick Cheney has to trickle down a couple hundred thousand dollars a day in tax payer money just to stay breathing?

What kind of a loser would spend their time…

Bob Seger?

gota love the dancing badgers….

See that girl
Watch her jive
Having the time of her life
She is a dancing badger
Old and furry, forest wise
Lives in a set
Really wouldn’t be a good pet

Jennifer said,

Someone’s cruisin’ for a tossing.

I don’t like salad *that* much.

PEN1S.

Actually, the troll’s comment at 21:38 was pretty funny in a “Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!” kinda way.

Putting the LOL in “lollies”.

General warning to anyone working for a public radio station!!

Be on the look out for fake “Pimps” with at least one “Ho” in tow arriving at your radio station looking for advertising time.

Please be advised that once they confess; by identifying themselves as a “Pimp”, it is your Patriotic duty to shoot them in the face a thousand times with a bazooka!!

Good luck!

PEN1S.

I love how she was so outraged she bought 5$ worth more. Also 3 peens for 1$ sounds like a fucking BARGAIN.

What kind of a loser would spend their time cutting and pasting bullshit to a comments thread, knowing that no one is reading them?

I mean, shit, I get bored sometimes, but perhaps it’s a mark of my much higher intellect that copypasta trolling would do nothing to alleviate the ennui.

Jen: I interpret this differently. It doesn’t read or sound like boredom to me. (Especially the nym changes.) Indeed, it seems exactly opposite, like a manic episode. I think the person may be off his (or her) medications. Perhaps a mood-stabilizer? (I have one in my own medications mix.) So my reaction is one of concern…even though the person is pest. I hope he (or she) gets help…and gets back on the meds.

Calling someone “turnip buttocks” is a grave insult in some corners of the world.

Hey, who dumped all of this pie in the thread?

Speaking of nym-changes!

What kind of a loser would spend their time cutting and pasting bullshit to a comments thread, knowing that no one is reading them?

We kid, but generally this kind of copypasta comes from schizophrenics. They get off their meds and start laying these gigantic word eggs in various places they think are somehow cosmically suitable — in-jokes, dense jargon, and rants are especially attractive to the fractured mind. So it’s irritating, but it’s also tragic.
Somewhere, a village is missing its split personality.

General warning to anyone working for a public radio station!!

Be on the look out for fake “Pimps” with at least one “Ho” in tow arriving at your radio station looking for advertising time.

I haz a confoozed. The Ho works at the public radio station. Oh, you mean generic ‘Ho’, eh?

General warning to anyone working for a public radio station!!

Be on the look out for fake “Pimps” with at least one “Ho” in tow arriving at your radio station looking for advertising time.

Is it wrong of me to hope they try this shit in Reno Nevada where prostitution is legal, and get their asses sued off or false advertising?

I hadn’t thought of that, Spengler. It might indeed be a thought disorder rather than a mood disorder. The content certainly suggests a schizophrenic’s disconnection with reality.

I was speculating about a manic episode because of the all the bracket inserts, headlining, and ‘organization’ (bullet points, numbered lists, sub-heads). That takes a LOT of formatting and keystrokes–especially the brackets throughout the text. IMO, it seems too organized for full-blown schizophrenia .

Of course there might be obsessive-compulsive thing going on, too. Several things can be going on at once. That’s the way it is with me.

Speaking of nym-changes!

It was Ralph’s idea. He hates all of the names the other guys come up with. So we gave in. Ralph can be such an egotistic contrarian.

Shut up, Joey.

Wow. I thought my stuff was long. I was actually embarrassed by a couple of my own posts, but, dude, I mean Mr Hercules Triathalon, one of these posts every other funny picture is nearly too much. This is what’s called info-overload. Besides, I used to live in Okinawa (Sukiran, Mashinato, Naha), actually saw Ben Hur in Naha, used to go for tank rides on White Beach, though nuclear sites were never on the tour. I think I get what you’re saying: the world is coming to an end. Well, we already know that! And there’s nothing you can do about it. Especially here. I mean this ain’t exactly the U.N., right? Girls just want to have fun! I hope no one here thinks I’m oujt of line with this. If I am, please let me know. I won’t get so involved again. I’ll just go back to pointless stories.

General warning to anyone working for a public radio station!!

Be on the look out for fake “Pimps” with at least one “Ho” in tow arriving at your radio station looking for advertising time.

Wouldn’t they have to sponsor a show? “This hour of Politalk brought to you by Dirty Bob’s House o’ Tricks…

Also, you’d think this fucking schtick would get played out. Seems like Congress is the only group dumb enough to fall for it… it didn’t fool either the ACORN employees or the Planned Parenthood staff- WTF?

The Ho works at the public radio station.

Then it’s time for you to dress like a douchebag’s conception of a pimp and strike a blow for rightwing douchebags everywhere..

I ain’t blowing that pole

Shut up, Joey.

Watch it, mister! Joey was always my favorite

I think I get what you’re saying: the world is coming to an end. Well, we already know that! And there’s nothing you can do about it.

Yeah, but think about it- the hardy Coleopterous inhabitants of posthuman earth will puzzle over the non-biodegradable plastic molds of penis-shaped lollipops that will be the only surviving vestige of our species.

May one applaud and even toss roses onto the stage (never underwear) for the Troll poem? This season of Gilbert and Sullivan and Big Bad Bald Bastard is sensational.

It IS a great opening number! I was imaging a psych ward set. Chorus of burly white-coated attendants. That magnificent Bastard has produced an epic.

Douche-Bags have improved the lives of thousands and thousands for generations.

Knock off the slander!

I’ll just go back to pointless stories.

I love reading them, rodertrudis.

Also, B^4 is riding a bullet train today. I wonder where it’s gonna take him next.

Ralph, the schizo thing doesn’t preclude mania — actually that’s when this stuff happens. A friend of mine’s son is a paranoid schizophrenic and he ties together all kinds of stuff related only by general category (famous people for two thousand dollars, Alex) and then makes up very similar masses of dense, rhythmic nonsense to express what he thinks is going on. It’s like writing all of history on passing soap bubbles.

Then he goes out and chunks a cinder block through a police car’s windshield.

Also, B^4 is riding a bullet train today

Very flattering, but it’s just my cock.

Douche-Bags have improved the lives of thousands and thousands for generations.

I, personally, have a not-so-fresh feeling when I read rightwingers.

Very flattering, but it’s just my cock.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

I was imaging a psych ward set. Chorus of burly white-coated attendants.

The Persecution and Assassination of the Mikado as Performed by the Inmates of the Bethlem Royal Hospital Under the Direction of Boris Karloff

I, personally, have a not-so-fresh feeling when I read rightwingers.

Don’t we all my friend?

Don’t we all?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Very flattering, but it’s just my cock.

I needed the money…

HAWT. But that bastard looks less bald then ours.

FFFFffffff-utt. Ah, sweet self-medication. [Srsly, it helps me.]

Okay, it’s about time to toss in something ON-topic.

I’d like to see a flock of Giant Mutant Eagles–American, natch–come screaming down from the sky like Stukas upon Addington, Yoo, Bybee, Ashcroft, Gonzalez, and Mukasey and rend them all into hamburger.

Then I’d like to see their carrion consumed by Giant Mutant Vultures.

So, funny story…I thought smut clyde and Another Kiwi were brothers. I’m not sure how I got this idea into my head. I think it’s because I had heard smut refer to his brother, and then I saw that AK posted at Riddled. Or I thought that all New Zealanders were related. I dunno. Being kind of an idiot probably doesn’t hurt. Anyway, AK clarified things for me.

What’s great is that I went to smut’s actual brother’s blog and told him how yummy all his food sounded, then informed him I felt like I was going to vomit. This guy does not know me from Adam. I told him this thinking he was AK. Good times.

that bastard looks less bald then ours.

You got me. It’s an old picture.

“Lecture notes today!” BWAHAHAHAHA!

NSFW.

But B^4 looks great.

I thought that all New Zealanders were related.

Smut and AK are lying. All New Zealanders are related. This is a scientifically proven fact.

Smut and AK are lying. All New Zealanders are related. This is a scientifically proven fact.

WRONG. All New Zealanders fuck sheep. This is a well-documented fact. I will not tell you how I know this.

This is central to my point.

You got me. It’s an old picture.

Gimme a minute – I think I can get this to work.

Well, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have to go make some (homemade) chicken pot pie. Unfortunately this is not a euphemism for anything…or is it?

You got me. It’s an old picture.

Hit it on the side a few times. If any of the tubes are loose that will reseat them.

Holy catfish! I take ten minutes to watch half a dozen Ramones’ videos, and there are porno doppelgangers… doppelbangers… of me all over the thread.

Yikes!

Holy catfish! I take ten minutes to watch half a dozen Ramones’ videos, and there are porno doppelgangers… doppelbangers… of me all over the thread.

Be happy the thread isn’t full of pictures of you sexxing up Zardoz.

Bastard, what’s your e-mail?

Bastard, what’s your e-mail?

When you’re as manly as B^4, you don’t have email, you have he-male.

4xgirthbaldbear@aol.com

If some guy from the boroughs shows up and kicks my ass, I won’t have to guess who.

B^4,

Just wanted to give you a chance to ix-naying my juvenile humour before it goes pubic[sic]. I’ve tacked an image into my blog which I’ll delete in about ten minutes. Grab it whilst you can.

Spengler: True, especially paranoid schizophenics, who can construct remarkably detailed and complex delusional ‘realities’. And they can suddenly escalate into violent acts (like hurling the brick).

I may have expressed myself clumsily, so let me try again: The text seems to read like the interior of a delusional mind.) And the nym changes could indeed reflect multiple ‘personalities’ at work. Absolutely!

Yet IMO, the grandiosity of the content seems to suggest mania rather than paranoia. Also, it has been sustained over several days, Finally, the very intrusiveness suggests the controlling and manipulative aspects of mania.

Could be thought disorder. Could be mood disorder. I dunno. We certainly agree that poster has a problem, perhaps a serous one.

I went to smut’s actual brother’s blog and […] informed him I felt like I was going to vomit.

Don’t worry, he’s used to that.

which I’ll delete in about ten minutes.

A greater loss to art does not spring to mind.

DKW, that’s pretty goddamn funny… I honestly have no problem with it.

Check this out. Rooney’s bicyble kick today:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/12/wayne-rooney-bicycle-kick-goal_n_822417.html

Will you be my goatfucking valentine?

I figured that would be the case. Unfortunately looking at it now sickens me. I am insanely jealous of you getting reamed by that fucking genius (and genius at fucking) Moist Crack. I’m still pulling it off my blog, but let me know if you want a copy (that is if you haven’t saved it already).

Uh totes heterosexually, of course.

I’m still pulling it off my blog, but let me know if you want a copy (that is if you haven’t saved it already).

I was thinking of using it for this year’s Christmas cards.

Will you be my goatfucking valentine?

You can save a dozen people from drowning and no one calls you “Bob the Lifeguard.” But you fuck one goat…

I can’t figure out of it’s the pirate or the wingnut that gave me this aching, rock-hard boner, but an eagle couldn’t scratch it.

no one calls you “Bob the Lifeguard.”

Indeed, what else would you call a lifeguard?

Gordon: Fucking amazing. I’m not a fan and know little about the game, but that (0:10) was an unbelievable feat of perfect timing and athleticism.

Claims of fucking sheep: If it’s wrong …
Wayne Rooney’s goal: Very fucking good
VS puking at Smut’s brother’s site: Priceless

Indeed, what else would you call a lifeguard?

Statutory rapist?

Wait…the intertubes can physically transmit puke now?

de Bergerac/ de Sade 2112!!

Knocks on door. Knocks again. Presses door bell. Knocks again. Door cracks open.
“Harold, we would have come earlier but we slept late. How are you?”
“Oh, I’m fine, I guess. Could be better, but no complaints.” Door opens a little more.
“Here, here’s some soup we made for you, hope you like Italian Wedding.”
“Oh, thanks a lot. Yeah, as a matter of fact I do like it. I hate tomato soup.”
“You gonna invite us in, or leave us out here in the freezing cold.”
“Oh shit, excuse me, I’m so sorry. You know I ain’t got good manners.”
Squeezing past Harold. Squinting into the darkness.
“Harold, why is it so dark in here?”
“Well, there’s nothing I need to see in here, I guess.” Kicks pile of papers.
“Jesus, Harold, this place is a real big mess!” Stumbles.
“Hey! You know what, you can take your fucking wop soup and get the fuck out of here! Like right fucking now! I don’t need your shit I done tole you that that’s why I moved out here so I wouldn’t have to listen to your goddamn bitching all the damn time!” Wipes at face.
“Oh Harold, please don’t get so mad…it’s just that I nearly fell down and that was all, just nearly fell down….” Waves arm over stack of firewood.
“Damnit. I’m sorry, gosh damn I am so sorry. But you know how it is. It comes and it goes.”
“Oh Harold, I know. We try not to bother you, but, well, you’re my brother, you know, and Tom, Tom has always like talking to you about geology.” Tom takes hands out of coat pocket.
“Hello Tom. I’m sorry I yelled.” Extends hand.
“No problem, Harold.” Takes hand.
“Harold, could we go in the kitchen and sit down for a bit? I’d like to be able to see you” Moves towards kitchen.
“Wait, wait just a second, OK? Listen, why don’t y’all go out to the car and stay warm for a minute or two. I’d like to do a couple of things real quick, then I’ll holler at you to come back in. How’s that sound?” Moves toward front door.
“Well, OK then, Harold. We’ll go out to the car and wait for a few minutes. We’ll wait on you to signal us to come back in. OK.” Walks out door.
“Just wave at us Harold, OK?”
“No problem. I”ll just wave. OK.” Closes door.
Harold crosses the room and opens a closet door. He reaches in and feels around. He pulls out a shotgun. He goes down on one knee and slides his hand across the floor of the closet until he locates a box of shells. He stands and shakes the box of shells. He leans the shotgun against the wall and opens the box and counts out three shells. He throws the box back into the closet and closes the door. He picks up the shotgun and slides the three shells into the magazine.

Harold goes into the kitchen and lays the shotgun across the kitchen table. He begins washing the dishes piled up next to the sink. After a minute he dries his hands and goes to the front door. He opens the door and waves at his guests. They get out of the car and return to the house. Harold stands at the open door.
“Come on in.”
“Oh Harold, I bet you were cleaning the kitchen for us, weren’t you?”
“Yeah, that’s right. I was washing a few cups for some coffee. Why don’t y’all come on in the kitchen and have a seat.”
“Oh good idea Harold. We left the house so fast we didn’t have any coffee at all. I hope you have some dairy creamer, you know I can’t drink it black.”
All three walk into the kitchen. Tom stops and stares at the shotgun.
“You going hunting, Harold?”
“Nope.”
“Harold. Harold…why do you have the shotgun in the kitchen?”
“Oh that, I was just getting ready to clean it when y’all drove up?” Harold moves the shotgun by the refrigerator. Places three cups and saucers on the table. Pours coffee out of percolator.

Yeah, you wanna tie up your end, now? We are an uncomplaining lot down here but, you know, scuba gear much?

Bastard, what’s your e-mail?

Oh great, the sweaty man cybering is private? SHEESH.

*lurking from the stove to which I am chained*

The Kiwi brothers made me laff.

vs – barefoot?

Hey…I have to let the mushrooms “release their juices”

Is it getting hot in here or am I standing too close to the stove?

D-KW: I tried to post a comment at yer place. I tred a couple of times but kept saying I didn’t have a valid URL. Anyway I’ll post it here. (Others: Scurry over to the Dragon-King’s place for this to make sense.)

Who is that handsome, rugged, and buff pirate?

Giant Mutant Eagles!

Oh great, the sweaty man cybering is private?

Bastard: I like beer.
DKW: Do you really like beer? Want some cold beer down your throat?
Bastard: Yes. I’ll take all the beer you have.
DKW: Look at what I’m holding in my hand.
Bastard: That’s an awfully big remote.

Thorazine/Lithium 2112!

Buttsecks time?
Miller time!

“February 13, 2011 at 0:47

vs – barefoot?”

No, I was wearing socks when they made me laugh.

Taiwan [Nationalist China] with the Empire constantly being unwilling to abandon its sale of arms to Taiwan, and tries to impede the peaceful re-unification of the break away province with mainland China

Fuck that shit. Taiwan’s one country I don’t mind arming or subsidizing.

Oh, great, DKW/BBBB slashfic…

Howdy, old chum, is that the CN Tower in the background?

No, I was wearing socks when they made me laugh.

Interest.

VS puking at Smut’s brother’s site: Priceless

Also, only available to customers with the premium subscription.

Sarah Palin / Penis Enlargement Spam 2012

Be my Valentine.

I don’t think Sarah Palin’s penis can get any larger.

Hard sock trampling? Landsakes, you city folk get up to some shenanigans.

The Kiwi brothers made me laff.
Happy to help.

If I ever need unconventional porn—fast–I know whom I’m turning to.

Should add, that’sme at the right.

rodertrudis: Or you could go with a surprise ending. ‘Then they were all run over Mack trucks.’

I find the Mack Truck ending is a very useful device. The reader never expects it. I’ve found that the Mack Truck is a universal solution if a short story gets out of hand, and you don’t know where to take, and it lots dull and boring on the screen.

Like suppose a story has no action at all, but is just some self-absorbed pretend-intellectual reflecting on Life’s Melancholy and musing on Deep Meaningful Thoughts. It’s going on inside his head, and there’s much else going on in the story.

“Then he was run over by a Mack Truck. The End.”

Or you can pluralize it whenever the whole plot is made out of wet tissue-paper and the characters are all made out of cardboard.

“Then they were all run over by Mack Trucks. The End.”

Take it from a professional: I learned this trick in an MFA writing workshop.

My god smut. You’re even handsomer than I imagined.

Shit. I need to proof better before hitting the Submit Comment button. I hope you can figure it out and insert the missing words. My bad.

Formosa Isreal!!!!

Should add, that’sme at the right.

Yeah right… WHERE ARE THE GLACIER GLASSES?!?!?!?

Oh god, the Christmas Ale post bottling photos! It seemed funny at the time

“Then they were all run over by Mack Trucks. The End.”

Convoy: The Director’s Cut

Take it from a professional: I learned this trick in an MFA writing workshop.

He learned how to break a man’s sternum with an inkwell at an MMA writing workshop.

How to Write Good.

Chris: I suggest leaving him/her alone without responding. (Spengler and I had a discussion upthread you might want to read.) I also recommend against provocation: These things can escalate, with ramifications beyond this thread. I’m being serious, not snidely.

Also, in the last thread some Sadlies encouraged me to try my hand at blogging. I’ve remarked several times that I think you would be an excellent blogger. I enjoy reading your observations.

So how about this: We both jump in simultaneously? I will, if you will.

Putin on a ritz
http://media.photobucket.com/image/putin%20on%20a%20ritz/jforhan/putin_on_a_ritz.jpg

“my father would never let me marry an alligator.”

You’ll never understand our love, OLD MAN!

Trippy, I just heard this song on the radio… apparently the band was composed of Franciscan monks.

Far out!

LULZ of the day: Silly GOP, haven’t you learned anything from B-movies: monsters don’t have OFF switches…

I see.

http://www.bigfootencounters.com/biology/baculum.htm
Penis Isreal!!

Mr Ralph and the Relentless Aviary,
Endings bother me. They mean you can’t go back and pick up where you left off, can’t keep moving things along. It’s better to leave things undone, incomplete. There is plenty of time for the end. I do know The Mack. Mack the Wife, Mack’s Life, Mack the Hack, Mack It or Break It, Complete Mack Over, Mack’s Over and Under Garment Factory, Just Lack Mack, Mack III. Thanks. I appreciate professional help.

I dunno, CGMZ, you couldn’t even club a mouse with that thing.

I dunno, CGMZ, you couldn’t even club a mouse with that thing.

Oosik Isreal!

Mr Smut Clyde,

Should add, that’s me at the right.

I notice a small patch. Bain damage?

I hope it is true that someone in Tahrir Square tweeted something like:

….Just kidding prez….

Substance: Thanks for the truly excellent link! O’Donoghue’s essay about the craft of writing makes me feel sorry for the other grad students who wasted their tuition. (I suffered no financial loss–attended on a teaching fellowship; I merely wasted my time.)

Nevertheless, O’Donoghue overlooks the key adjective: They must be Mack trucks, not some crappy Peterbuilts. Also, I’m a regional writer: Mack trucks are made in Baltimore.

Mr Gocart Mozart……

ALL THE GREAT APES have this penis bone… or baculum.

Sounds like a good procedure. Permanent, but cheaper than a Viagra scrip for life. Company name: BoneLife, ticker symbol, BONL.

“Bob the Lifeguard.”

So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

Forgot to add a pointer: The link to O’Donoghue is at 3:39. It is fucking hilarious.

Mr Substance,

http://www.ewin.com/articles/gooder.htm

I don’t yet understand the mystery of hiding links behind text.

Sounds like a good procedure. Permanent, but cheaper than a Viagra scrip for life. Company name: BoneLife, ticker symbol, BONL.

Not worth the tradeoff.

http://www.reoiv.com/images/random/iwantyou.jpg

General link practice:

<a href="http://www.ewin.com/articles/gooder.htm" title="Optional rollover text">Witticism.</a>

Produces

Witticism.

I only like Tonka trucks, partly because “Tonka” seems onomatopoeic to me. Tonka, tonka, tonka, I think I can, I think I can, tonka to the top of the hill.

Ooh, vs, books for Dudeskull! Do you need ’em?

Substance, the quality of your patience is not strained. Your link tips falleth like the gentle rain or whatever. Thank you.

THE ASSAULT UPON THE PENIS SPHERE OF INFLUENCE

[THE PENIS SPHERE OF INFLUENCE]

The [PRICK] Sphere of Influences, Brazil, The Russian Federation, India, and [PRICK] The Peoples Republic of PENIS, the [16] Sixteen Nation currency trading bloc within the Asian Sphere of PENIS Influence, as the Euro represents the nations of the [PENIS] European nations linking the [10] Ten, [ASSEAN] Association of Southeast Asian PENIS, countries, who already want a single PENIS by [2020] the generally accepted end of the American-Israeli Empire, MEMBER would include; Australia, Brunei, PENIS [to include the breakaway PENIS Providence of Taiwan & the Taiwan PECKER], Tibet, The PENIS Sea, Hainan Island India, The countries within the region of Indo-PENIS [Vietnam], Indonesia, Malaysia, Japan New SHEEP TICKLER, Paracel Islands, PENIS, Spratly Islands, and a United PENIS. With a Geo-Economic DICK extending around the Economic [21st] Century PENIS of Economic Fire the countries of the [PENIS/RIM (HAWT!)] Those nations bounding the PENIS Rim, Australia, [The Republic of Alaska, The Republic of TROUSER SNAKE, The Republic of Hawaii, upon their secession from the American-Israeli PENIS], JOHNSON, WANG, Central SCHLONG, and South COCK, with extended Geo-Economic Influence into Africa [WANG], SALAMI, PINK OBOE, and Pakistan, thru HOSE and WEDDING TACKLE.

Not worth the tradeoff.

Can I interest you in a hyena clitoris?

Misc news item: Pakistan may issue an arrest warrant for Pervez Musharraf; he is wanted for questioning in the investigation of Benezir Bhutto’s assasination; indeed, he may be implicated in it. Musharraf is living in exile in NYC (aka, the Center of the Universe).

Off to Egypt (and some writing).

I rather enjoyed my alt text in my latest entry. Probably the best part of the entry besides my gams and the shoe porn.

Larkspur, of course I need books! I don’t think there’s anything for little boys around here.

Musharraf is living in exile in London, not NYC. I think.

Four B’s Penis link:

African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis size in the animal kingdom. The longest elephant penis can grow up to six and a half feet long.

So what’s the trunk for? http://www.anythingcostumes.com/elephant-trunk-tusks.html

Musharraf is living in exile in London, not NYC. I think.

Well, when N__B and I split the place up, we’ll kick his ass out of here if he’s hanging around.

I can totally dig being the Baron of the Bronx.

Well, when N__B and I split the place up, we’ll kick his ass out of here if he’s hanging around.

I can totally dig being the Baron of the Bronx.

Some years ago, Tony Danza tried to seize Brooklyn as an independent duchy. I wish no title, only to be known as the one who issues orders. The man of the imperative, so to speak.

African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis size in the animal kingdom. The longest elephant penis can grow up to six and a half feet long.

For relative size, turtles have elephants beat, but slugs are the king/queens (they’re hermaphrodites) of big peens.

If you click on these links, the videos cannot be unseen!

I bet the Dukes of Danza would not drive around in the General Lee.

Well, when N__B and I split the place up, we’ll kick his ass out of here if he’s hanging around.

I will surely visit after you have seized power, even though I don’t speak the language. Can you guys provide a good translator?

Decorating your car with the bones of a confederate general is simply perverse.

Tag-fail. Knew I shoulda stayed in Egypt. This place is addictive.

I wish no title

Not__Baron

“Decorating your car with the bones of a confederate general is simply perverse.”

So is the General Lee. But the visual of it tooling around NYC is kinda amusing.

I bet the Dukes of Danza would not drive around in the General Lee.

He wouldn’t be driving in the Nathan Bedford Forrest, either. Fuckin’ crackers, how do they work?

Curse you, Not Baron!

VS, seek you the works of one Wallace Tripp, whose books are superbly illustrated. They’re mostly out of print, but Ebay has em, as does Alibris.
Good for kids, better for artists.

“Fuckin’ crackers, how do they work?”

I like to put cheese on ’em then pop ’em in my mouth.

Also, too, VS, do you have three knees?

There are certain sections of New York, VS, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.

”
Also, too, VS, do you have three knees?”

That’s an unfortunate question.

Those illustrations are really lovely.

B^4: The mating slugs looked like an alien species. Imagine them, oh, like ten feet long, super-intelligent, and capable of intergalactic travel.

I’m stoned, folks.

I like to put cheese on ‘em then pop ‘em in my mouth.

There are so many questions that could be an answer to.

“There are so many questions that could be an answer to.”

I like to work blue and ambiguous.

There are three knees in the picture on your blog. I looked at this quizzically. There can be no other word for it. Quizzically.

“I bet the Dukes of Danza would not drive around in the General Lee.”

What was that … Didn’t they have sumpin like dat dere back when … ahh, the Ho informs me it was Tranny and Clutch or something like that. I just remember a ridiculous red car, two equally ridiculous male leads and as for the plots, I’m sure they also deserved that appellation but I had stopped watching teevee by then so I can’t say.

Tranny and Clutch

Worst accessory store EVER.

VS, don’t forget the H.R. Giger illustrated Hobbit

Hat tip to Smut.

I like to work blue and ambiguous.

I like my cheese blue and ambiguous.

Worst accessory store EVER

LULZOR!

B^4, that is awesome. I love Giger.

Forgot to disclose Wallace Tripp is mon pere.

Tranny and Clutch sounds like a Dickensian law firm for vice cases.

I like my cheese blue and ambiguous.

The Mysterious Caseus of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Bastard

There was a common Victorian crime in which urchins would rob cheese warehouses by the expedient of introducing superheated air into the storage area, causing the cheese to melt and run into the yard, where they would collect it into buckets. This required methodical study of the layout of the buildings, the comings and goings of the cheese makers, and the routes of entry and escape.
This is where we get the expression “casein the joint.”

VS: Tried to leave a comment ay your place. Wouldn’t accept it. Earlier, I also failed to get one posted at D-KW’s site. Is this a FYWP thingie? Or does everybody hate me?

I broke my fucking hump writing that goddamn joke.

I broke my fucking hump writing that goddamn joke.

Can’t make a camel omelet without breaking a few humps.

B^4: The Giger illustration messed with my head. Yet another gigantic alien life form…with either a huge mouth or huge genitalia. But it’s got humanoid arms. Run, everybody!

VS: Tried to leave a comment ay your place. Wouldn’t accept it. Earlier, I also failed to get one posted at D-KW’s site. Is this a FYWP thingie? Or does everybody hate me?

It may have something to do with your cookie functionality.*

*VVJJR

I’ve got the urge to make fried sauerkraut. Again. The last time, also the first time, I did it it was … interesting but not very. I think it has potential – can you say bubble and squeak?- so I’m game to giving it another shot. I should mention that my sauerkraut is homemade, rich, sweet (in that veggie way, it’s not sugary) and almost nutty. Too, I braise it with onions and apple in white wine and homemade chicken stock (with caraway seed and bay leaf) so it is pretty complex, flavor-wise.

Aside from sautéing subrics of kraut-wrapped fetus, I’m kind of at a loss.

FYWP.

Spengler: It’s nice you are working on a children’s / young adult’s book. Runs in the family.

Dear Mr. DankCrack,

Your effort is appreciated. Shame about the hump.

Sincerely,
A Shaggy Dog

Cookie functionality? Why are you speaking to me in Bulgarian?

Hell no, Joey. Cookie Functionality is a really stupid name.

“casein the joint.”

Boo. Just … Boo.

You can get a great fried sauerkraut by sauteing a shitload of onions in butter, salt, and sugar to get a sort of caramelized glaze going, then toss in the sauerkraut with any kind of spicy sausage and sear it up. I use vegetarian kielbasa. Thinly sliced and diced pears also a good addition.

Dammit, now I’m slobbering.

I broke my fucking hump

I don’t mean to pry but, maybe there is a reason you hadn’t thought of that lead your first wife to leave you.

Be nice now, but it appears Joshua Goldberg, Jonah’s brother, has died.

Poor bastard. The shame must’ve been too much.

I got kinky with my choucroute garni/bigos, I threw some red cabbage in with the white cabbage. Apple, white wine… I keep throwing different pork products into the pot- ham hocks, kielbasa… I gotta hit the Ukrainian butcher shop for some of their bone-in bacon.

Am right now simmering sauerkraut prepared as described, only with pippin apple diced into it. WIN.

I considered Joshua a good friend even though we had never met, when I troll through the net I read about many others who feel the same way I do.

Inadvertent admission of trolling.

Well we now know whose doing the copypaste and why he’s unhinged lately.

You throwing any caraway seeds in that kraut?

No, I didn’t — it’s got peppercorns, didn’t want to complicate that. And it’s damn good, and I burned my face with it.

VS, don’t forget the H.R. Giger illustrated Hobbit

OMG, that’s Giger melded with Kinkade.

Fuck, that’s offensive.

Cheesis K. Rist, between the sex typing & the food typing, I’m getting nauseous.

I’ll be in in my bunk, in a fetal position, whimpering softly under the covers.

For relative size, turtles have elephants beat

That turtle reminded me of Punchie the Pokemon-lovin’ Boston Terrier.

I got kinky with my choucroute garni/bigos, I threw some red cabbage in with the white cabbage. Apple, white wine… I keep throwing different pork products into the pot- ham hocks, kielbasa… I gotta hit the Ukrainian butcher shop for some of their bone-in bacon.

I’ll thank you to keep your disgusting to perversions to yourself.

African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis size in the animal kingdom

Actually, that would more likely be some species or other of deep sea squid.

From PupMax‘s hyena link:

There is also the situation when females lick each other’s clitorises, which is a greeting or an affective behavior that strengthens links between individuals.

“Hi Mildred,” [schlurp] “nice bouffant. How’re the kids?”

Whoops, nym fail.

Just got back from dinner with friends. Hakka influenced island food – jerk chicken, goat roti and vegetable lo mein. Fantastic.

This is where we get the expression “casein the joint.”

Next time the urge strikes to pun with cheese, you should first rennet by your editor.

Sorry for any discomfort you may have in curd.

Hakka influenced island food – jerk chicken, goat roti and vegetable lo mein. Fantastic.

Did they “bone the goat” (heh heh) before putting it in the roti?

Goat roti can be a bit disconcerting for the n00b.

African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis size in the animal kingdom

Ahem.

I’m reasonably certain – without having any first-hand evidence – that Mike Barnacle is underendowed.

Oh, I like the new troll. He’s got a new style going with the brackets everywhere and the crazy ALL CAPS signature. He’s obsessed with China, but with all the word salad, I can’t tell if he’s afraid of China or in favor of it.

The Mellow Man shall rule the Tight Man and HAVE HIS RELAXATION!

Sorry, just can’t deal with the racial shit- just got a really heinous anti-immigration e-mail from a former co-worker.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

The mature male squid was caught during a deep-water research cruise on the Patagonian slope. We took the animal from the catch, and it was moribund with arms and tentacles still moving, and chromatophores on the skin contracting and expanding.

When the mantle of the squid was opened for maturity assessment, we witnessed an unusual event.

The penis of the squid, which had extended only slightly over the mantle margin, suddenly started to erect, and elongated quickly to 67cm total length, almost the same length as the whole animal.

Sorry for any discomfort you may have in curd.

Too late now. It’s a feta compli.

The penis of the squid, which had extended only slightly over the mantle margin, suddenly started to erect, and elongated quickly to 67cm total length, almost the same length as the whole animal.

From the Chronicles of Squiddick

That’s quite a pecorino.

By the way, Hercule Poirot Sapiens there reminds me very much of this party, who is also pretty evidently an unmedicated psychotic, if not the same person.

The [Yellow Man] shall rule the [White Man] and HAVE HIS REVENGE!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng!

We really shouldn’t make fun. This music doesn’t, not at all. I’ve always loved the lyrics. And the accompanying visuals are imaginative.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gJVIhQIxYI&playnext=1&list=PL7E566C6917DABD18

Hope the link works. If not, FYWP.

I’m gonna crash now. I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon.

Shorter blartblart (link revisited): “It’s OK to hate gay liberals, because they’re liberal and gay and flamboyant. But I’m sporting a big tent for my closeted gay conservative friends.”

Also.

I wish no title
Not__Baron

Metabaron?

Extra points to gocart, ’cause I shoulda thought of Yellowman.

Old.

re: GOProud/CPAC/Big Tents

Noooooo! Not Sophie B Hawkins! I’ve got a soft spot* for floor writhers. Especially if they also happen to be hawt bi-sexual moms.

Anywho, here’s the Big Party interview with reasonTV. Her position on drilling** seems kinda at odds with her affiliation with Waterkeepers, but that’s pretty consistent with the whole concept of gay Republican activists. OTOH, holy shit that’s a lotta fucking edits in such a short interview (and significantly different than the interviews with others earlier in that vid). Maybe Sophie B Hawkins is kinda flaky and doesn’t interview well, or maybe working with Breitbart contractually requires deceptive video editting. I dunno. She’s still hawt though.

* Moar likr a hard spot, buy you know what I mean.
**Heh.

Especially if they also happen to be hawt bi-sexual moms.

Like yours.

Metabaron?

I never met a baron I didn’t…nah.
I never saw a purple baron/I hope I never see one…nope.
MET YOU, RED…no.

What is this “Angry Birds” meme I keep reading about? Some new You Tube video?

Extra points to gocart, ’cause I shoulda thought of Yellowman.

Really old and I thought of Redman (chewing tabaccky)

So what’s the trunk for?

Reach-arounds.

What is this “Angry Birds” meme I keep reading about? Some new You Tube video?

I b’leeve it’s an iPhone app, if you haven’t looked it up already. Or: Joking? Trolling for know-it-alls?

Wow, Malignant is either up really early or really late.

Wow, Malignant is either up really early or really late.

He’s the first of the coming wave of 24-hour-news-cycle bloggers.

Maybe he’s trying to get his costume back together after a wild time at CPAC.

Very late.

Wait, I missed a new troll?

Dangit.