Will no one will think of the children Trig???
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Oh sweet Invisible Pink Unicorn, it is worse than I feared.

Mission Accomplished leftsist monsters, you’ve ruined Christmas.

You’ve convinced me. Balkanization of the U.S. is the solution.

On the plus side, I do feel better about the rhyming doggerel I’ve been barfing up lately.

is it wrong to wonder how many quarters could fit in this guys rectal cavity? coz i kinda don’t wanna be right if it is…

That’s that: I’m breaking out the Christmas wrapping glue and starting the real party NOW. Anything I contribute from now through 1/2/11 will be a huffington post, even more incohur…inkuher… dum than usual.

Dey right, motherfuckaz.

Anyways – I watched the whole thing.

They call us extreme.
They call us an angry mob.
I don’t think they understand who we really are.

1. It’s not a race thing, though you hear that often. Your own video shows five black people when this line comes up. Then at the end, one more. None of these people are ever shown on stage despite the extremely low bar you’ve set for back-up dancers.

2. According to your very own lyrics – the reason for the Tea Party is because the democratically elected government of the United States has been working through the years to destroy us all and push a socialist agenda. You’re not standing for anything other than a grossly misinformed and poorly articulated hatred of Barack Obama.

3. Apparently this “song” was made to tell us all about the Tea Party and how it’s 2010. [You]’re going to prove it at the booth. Prove what? Career politicians…careers will be ended. Well POLATIK, how’d that work out for you? As I mentioned weeks ago, incumbency rates in the 2010 midterms were 86% in the House and 88% in the Senate. With an unemployment rate that had been hovering around 10% for over a year.

Those are the results you provided for [your] babies and [your] wife. Historically consistent and incredibly high incumbency for those ebil career politicians who have been working for years to destroy America. That’s pretty fucking sad.

4. Word to your mother.

5. They say the Constitution is the only basis for government. Did I miss the section of that document that talks about free-market capitalism?

All you need to know:

David Saucedo is POLATIK, a 26 year old Texan who has gone from convict to community leader in three short years.

Don’t you sheeple realize? The government is trying to take over the country!!!!!!!!

You know, I don’t recall “free market” ever being mentioned in the Constitution, so obviously the free market is unconstitutional!

Obviously they can’t rap either. Clueless conservative fucks are clueless fucks once again.

Anyways – I watched the whole thing.

WTF is wrong with me?

Obviously they can’t rap either.

Also, Line dancing??? To rap music??? WTF!

For anyone who still has last minute shopping to do, a little tip.

Also, Line dancing??? To rap music??? WTF!

That is as jiggy as clueless conservative white fucks can get.

There are no winners in a YouTube war; only losers.

More Polatik. From his early, raw gangsta days before he went commercial.

Sorry, our panel has adjudged 5-2 that Mr Jong-Il preemptively destroyed your counterattack. Next round, please.

5. They say the Constitution is the only basis for government. Did I miss the section of that document that talks about free-market capitalism?

That bit got regifted.

Christmas music for Hendrix fans. If it snows I’ll be up all night!

Or if you prefer CCR there’s Goin’ up to Bethlehem.

In the spirit of Christmas, how ’bout a movie where the Schoolhouse Rock “I’m Just a Bill, Yes, I’m Only a Bill” Bill turns into a zombie and eats Mr. Polatik?

“Free market” means all the laws favor big business.

Pretty much the same way “activist judge” means any judge who puts forward a decision that conservatives don’t like.

And “smaller government” means that the powers of government should be limited to easy things, such as turning the Middle East into a democratic paradise.

And “state’s rights” means the federal government should only interfere when conservatives (and corporarions) want the federal government to interfere.

“Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
December 24, 2010 at 20:31

On the plus side, I do feel better about the rhyming doggerel I’ve been barfing up lately.”

*sniff* it’s not doggerel to me,

Also when are the iFucks gonna let us play Flash?

Someone’s mother sings.

Be glad your ‘phone won’t play it.

hey vs – didya see the video of that pervy bathroom snowman I put up?

That GUTLESS SELL-OUT Saucedo doesn’t have the BALLS to EXPOSE the TRUTH about what the QUEERS are DOING TO THE SOIL!!!!!!

Vs.: near as I can tell, never. You are supposed to be wanting only what Steve Jobs wants you to want anyway, what’s wrong with you.
(Not starting a war… have one myself.)

Jennifer, iwill definitely check that out but frankly I’m still too scAred to click on Christmas shoes. *shudder*

Ben, he speaks and I obey.

Actual web war: World O’ Crap has been hacked, & has temporarily (I hope.) relocated.

B. Daniel Blatt sez, after announcing his nominees:

Remember, to qualify as a conservative blogress diva, a nominee need only be a strong woman who commands the respect of gay male conservatives. She need not be conservative herself.

Now imagine how many non-reactionaries are on the list.

I bet Dr. BLT has some killer Christmas tunes!

My wife just told me that my Taepo-Dong is the one stage kind….

Now imagine how many non-reactionaries are on the list.

I am trying to imagine whether there are any actual humans on it.

It depends on how tight your focus is. Smear a little vaseline on the lens and they’re humanish.

Actual web war: World O’ Crap has been hacked, & has temporarily (I hope.) relocated.

Thanks, M. Bouffant.

Grrrr.

M. Bouffant’s link at 23:53.

YouTube comment on Mariah Carey’s skill as a singer. Genius-level snark? Or merely unhinged and tone-deaf? We report; you decide.

<blockquoteWow.. Bravo.. Breathtaking.. Amazing.. Divine.. Fierce Festive Fabulous Flawless.. Nothing but the Finest Best from the Ultimate Greatest Legendary Iconic Superstar Diva Singer Of All Time, 270Million Top Best Selling Ultimate POP/R&B Queen for TWO DECADES 1990-1999 and 2000-2010 MARIAH CAREY.. No One can Outsang or Outsold MIMI. To all Wannabes, Copycats or Overrated Overproduced Staged-Divas can try but MARIAH? CAREY is Undeniably Irreplaceable Incomparable Untouchable Unforgettable ICON!!!

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You’ve convinced me. Balkanization of the U.S. is the solution.

Yeah. I’m getting out of the South. I mean, the fuck out. Of here.

I live in fucking Florida, and people think they are overtaxed. When they find out what happens when you don’t pay taxes I wanna be in, you know, civilization.

Cut them off and let them swing, is my generous liberal position.

Yay, new post! Thanks for Teh Snark Of Teh Magi, & Bog blast us every one!

Obvious PR outreach to greedhead gangsta-wannabes who’ve done one big rock too many is obvious.

“We don’t care if you’re a D or an R” my shiny metal ass – who the “Tea Party Patriots” endorse is hardly a state secret … & at the risk of monotony: where the fuck was all this butthurt over Americans’ civil liberties back in 2001 when the Patriot Act was being passed?

Yeah, I’m sure Bechtel, SAIC, GE, et al would just LOVE a free market where they no longer have a government teat to suck on 24/7, as would agribusiness & the oil cartel. A truly free market would first have to systematically disembowel & outlaw the mega-corp behemoths that are so successful at buying the right laws needed to prevent it from ever happening – & keeping better ones off the books … start rapping about THAT shit & maybe I can get more than a minute into your schtick before I ROTFLMAO, kid.

I bet Dr. BLT has some killer Christmas tunes!

Do NOT say that name here! It’s almost as bad as mentioning Candlejack! Do you know what happens whe

jim
“We don’t care if you’re a D or an R” my shiny metal ass – who the “Tea Party Patriots” endorse is hardly a state secret … & at the risk of monotony: where the fuck was all this butthurt over Americans’ civil liberties back in 2001 when the Patriot Act was being passed?

That was different because why do you hate America and love terraiss and SHUT UP

Thanks, M. Bouffant.

Grrrr.

Not the kind of bad news I like to share.

Just finished the __B household Xmas movie cycle: A Christmas Story, Bad Santa, The Ice Harvest, and The Ref. Woo hoo.

What? No “True Grit”?

(went tO see it today…the young actress in it was AMAZING)

What? No “True Grit”?

We see first-run movies when they are a week or more old. Fewer people in the theater = more enjoyment.

We usually do, too. But it was not bad at all–went to see the matinee.

Besides, it’s Christmas. Nothing says “Christmas spirit” like the Ice Harvest and The Ref. “Mary, gag your grandmother.”

Yeah. I’m getting out of the South. I mean, the fuck out. Of here.

Did that 20+ years ago. Picked up and moved from Oklahoma to Chicago, where I spent 12 years. Have since moved to Montana, which is not so civilized, but the scenery and fishing are great and neighbors a pretty friendly, as long as you stick to the grizzlies and leave the (mostly wingnut) humans alone.

I’ve actually never seen Bad Santa. The reviews of it seemed so polarized and mostly terrible as I remember. But I know there are people out there who dig it…

You will never feel the same about the phrase “Fuck me, Santa.”

Well, I may have to give it a watch now…

“Mission Accomplished leftsist monsters, you’ve ruined Christmas.”

Fuck yeah! Take that, baby Jebus!

gotta drop out of lurkage and also recommend Bad Santa. It’s even, erm, heartwarming. sort of. in a sense. but veryvery funny.

Fiscally responsible, except when cheering on Bush’s two unnecessary wars and turning a surplus into a deficit? That’s a tea party.

Promote the free market, except when lack of government oversight of the free market allows corporations to employ illegal aliens who you irrationally hate and want deported out f the country? That’s a tea party.

Don’t really have any core principles at all, just come out in favor of anything that pisses off liberals? That’s a tea party.

Hmm. Well, I guess it doesn’t really fit the meter. But you get the point.

Mingo? No, no. You are Fanty. And you are pretty.

I am bunking with two toy poodles. Their mom is visiting children and grandchildren. Yesterday, on our walk, we saw two full-grown mixed breed Leonberger/German Shepherd dogs, both rescues. They are the most beautiful dogs I have ever ever seen, and I say this even knowing that I think Golden Retrievers are as pretty as the Baby Jeebus. See? I am a total pagan, and yet I think that God and/or Goddess is in the details, and them details can be beautiful.

UR DOIN IT RONG!!

It’s war. It’s Christmas. Ergo, it’s War: on Christmas.

I am not watching any of this shit until the 26th. I’m enjoying the green beans with mustard vinaigrette and the ham far too much.

I feel so sorry for anyone whose religion precludes the wholehearted abuse of ham. Ham is awesome. The Baby Jesus died for our ham.

Yeah yeah. I know. It’s Christmas eve.

If there’s twelve motherfucking days of Christmas, this is close enough.

I am still bearing the scars from last year’s YouTube war.

VS, you must see “Bad Santa.” Billy Bob Thornton portrays an epic sleaze. Or he plays himself, I’m not sure.

Off topic: I was horrified to learn this week that Michael J. Nelson of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 is a die hard right wing fucknut. God damn i hate it when your heroes are torn down before you. MST3K was until now the one thing I could rely upon during periods of depression to pull me out.

Now all I can think of is Mike Nelson willingly voting for people who want to enslave the middle class and poor for the rich while ripping away the social benefits that have helped millions down on their luck. Damn you. Damn you Mr. Nelson.

From an interview with him on an MST fan site:
Q: Have you seen The Passion of the Christ? If so, what did you think?

A: I have seen it. I have mixed feelings about movie depictions of the central event in the Christian faith. For myself, I have the Bible and that works well for me. Also, I’m a Protestant, and we tend to be more Easter focused, while traditionally, Catholics have been a little more Passion focused. So it did me good to spend a little time there.

All that being said, I think it was a pretty fine movie, and darned if it didn’t get people talking about religion again, a subject that some are trying to close off from the public square, a pet peeve of mine. Though the Judeo-Christian worldview has served us well for more than two hundred years and underpins the finest society in the history of the world, there are those fighting hard to throw it all on the scrap heap and replace it with radical secularism, a worldview that has brought us Nazism, Communism and some of the greatest horrors of all time.

Q): What’s the most overrated movie all time (let me take a guess, Titanic or Gangs of New York, right)?

A: American Beauty. A crappy piece of propaganda. It’s Three’s Company all dressed up with ponderous pretension. I can’t tell you how much I loathe that film.

Q: Believe it or not, there have actually been discussions on our discussion board about whether or not you are independent, republican or democrat. Paul Chaplin and Kevin Murphy have often shared their political views with the world. So what are yours? Are you an elephant, a donkey, or neither?

A: Well, let me say this, I read the National Review cover to cover. Check in at Townhall.com every day. Check the Washington Times daily. Listen to Dennis Prager and Michael Medved on a regular basis. Read Mark Steyn with regularity. Read the Weekly Standard. So, yes, I do vote Republican. As the pundit Hugh Hewitt has observed, there are indeed two Americas: Serious America and Silly America. The Democrats seem bent on turning this into Silly America, so I stick with those who wish this to remain Serious America.

Of course, in addition, as angry as it makes me, I check in with the monolithic press: the NY Times, the L.A. Times, the Boston Globe. One thing I can’t do, that makes me just insanely angry, is read my local paper, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, known to many as the Star and Sickle, or the Red Star Tribune.

Serious America and Silly America.

Wow. Just wow.

Which America does POLATIK belong to, I wonder?

Holy crap. That’s not merely Republican-by-upbringing-or-habit-or-tendency, that’s full blown Wingnut.

And the wikipediar says about him:

He said that the devil “was behind American Beauty. And Pulp Fiction was one of his better works, too.”

Oy vey.

George Johnston said,
I am still bearing the scars from last year’s YouTube war.

Eggs get broken in wars. I’m sure there’s some omeletty goodness around here somewhere.

Sounds like a religious underpinning to M.J.’s wingnuttery. I understand independent contractor types whose taxes aren’t mostly handled by withholding being glibertarians (No excuse, but I can see how they arrive at it.) but that’s just madness.

Eggs get broken in wars.

Enlisting in the Marines was Private Dumpty’s worst mistake.

…..cute little white trash hacks that can’t get a real gig so they sell out to the corporate puppet masters……you’d think the Koch Bros. could afford fellators with better talent.

Ho ho ho, it’s Santa Scrotum.

A little late to this, but

Though the Judeo-Christian worldview has served us well for more than two hundred years and underpins the finest society in the history of the world, there are those fighting hard to throw it all on the scrap heap and replace it with radical secularism, a worldview that has brought us Nazism, Communism and some of the greatest horrors of all time.

I freaking love how two thousand years of rabid antisemitism promoted eagerly by the Catholic Church (the Crusades didn’t just kill Muslims, FTR), and just as eagerly by Martin Luther, gets a free pass here. No, surely all those wholesome Christian years had nothing to do with laying the groundwork for Nazism. It just kind of popped into existence circa 1933 because the meanie secularists… something.

You’re also supposed to ignore the number of traditional conservatives, religious and otherwise, who hopped into bed with the fascists and praised them to the highest heavens as the last best hope against communism – both before and after WW2. Hello, William F. Buckley, idol of modern conservatism. How’s the weather in Spain?

And of course, you’re supposed to forget that what they call “radical secularism” is no more or less than what the Founding Fathers gave us… There’s a line about the Daughters of the American Revolution in It Can’t Happen Here; “[the DAR] is composed of women who spend half of their life boasting that they descend from the revolutionaries of 1776, and the other and more ardent half denouncing everyone in their era who embraces the same principles as these revolutionaries.” Hmm, someone had someone else pegged. Far too many someone elses, in fact.

Serious America and Silly America.

… are going to elope & shack up in an abandoned factory so that they can raise a family of truly eye-wateringly fugly MiniAmericas together.

You’re also supposed to ignore…

That does pretty much nail Conservatism.

Fuck you to hell, Mike Nelson. Fuck you to hell.

Try Fred Astaire, Isadora Duncan and Mikhail Baryshnikov you ignorant booga wooga.

Oh, and what about those great choreographers who were white people like Bob Fosse, George Balanchine, Agness de Mille and Busby Berkley ?