Ground Zero Mosque? Oh, that is so last month. Next she’ll be freaking out over the “Communist Czars” in the Obama administration.

You remember the Communist Czars, don’t you? I have it on good authority that they’re the greatest threat America has ever faced, so there.

Alternate shorter Pammycakes forever: The Muslims made me do it!

Regardless of reality, Americans alway think of themselves as victims.

Regardless of reality, Zionists always think of themselves as victims.

So American Zionists are really fucked!

I guess chasing windmills is much easier than rational contemplation and truly trying one’s best to honestly understand the real world around them.

Oh, bloody hell. This again? The election’s over, Pam. You can stop the phony freakout now.

Now, whenever anyone mentions Ground Zero, it has nothing to do with the largest attack ever on American soil. […] Now, Ground Zero is all about the earnest, unctuous, smug, and deceitful faces of Imam Rauf and Daisy Khan, and about their concern over imaginary “Islamophobia.”

Remember, it’s Rauf and Daisy’s fault that the right wing blogosphere chose to make them the center of attention and spill more virtual ink about them in three or four pre-election months than they have about the actual 9/11 attacks in nine years. And it’s their fault that it took a Muslim mosque at Ground Zero to make their middle American audience (you know, the guys whose national preachers were all “it’s those cities’ fault that God struck them down for having so many faggots and feminists!”) actually care about the feelings of the victims and their families.

Remember also that Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf has been unmasked as a New Jersey slumlord. He just had his slum buildings placed in receivership despite getting taxpayer dollars to make repairs. Rauf snagged more than $2 million in public financing to renovate low-income apartments; he kept the money and never made the repairs. He took the money and forced good people to live with vermin and in dilapidated conditions.

If this is remotely true (and not just the latest anti-semetic “greedy Jew Muslim meme) – hey, what’s with defending the welfare parasites? Rauf is a businessman, a member of the productive class! Those lazy poor people should be grateful that he’s even allowing them those slums to live in! It’s not his fault that they don’t make enough money to live elsewhere!

Rauf and his wife Daisy listed their one-bedroom apartment as a mosque in order to conduct what appears to amount to tax fraud.

Again! What’s this socialist shit? Rauf is a businessman, strangled by inhumanly high government taxes, and he has to find ways to protect his income. It’s his patriotic prerogative! The Founding Fathers would be proud!

Oh, and one more time; the plans for the so-called “Ground Zero Mosque” have been known at least as far back as last December, when he went on the air with Laura Ingraham who had nothing to say but “what a wonderful thing you’re doing, bringing people together.”

Funny how they only started giving a shit about New York’s feelings a couple months before the election, innit? Even funnier how suddenly the rage has died down now that the election’s over.

Thank you, D, that was awesome. Everybody, all together now:

Who let the wogs out?
Who? Who who?
Who let the wogs out?
You, Pammycakes, that’s who!

“Ground Zero is all about the earnest, unctuous, smug, and deceitful faces of Imam Rauf and Daisy Khan”

Did she just pick four adjectives out of a hat?

Also, does using “unctuous” to describe Middle Easterners strike anyone else as vaguely…racist?

… spill more virtual ink about them in three or four pre-election months than they have about the actual 9/11 attacks in nine years …

Would that this were true. Pam’s still got that looping .gif of a plane crashing into the WTC on her blog, I believe. But I get your point.

“Ground Zero is all about the earnest, unctuous, smug, and deceitful faces of Imam Rauf and Daisy Khan”

Apparently Ground Zero is all about the smug face of Pam Geller who apparently controls zoning measures within six blocks of Ground Zero

stuff caused by Muslims just keeps happening to her and she is forever the victim.

Putting it that way reminds me of this. Is Pammycakes a closet Muslim?

Putting it that way reminds me of this. Is Pammycakes a closet Muslim?

I sense the potential for a better remake of The Manchurian Candidate.

concern over imaginary “Islamophobia.”

Muslims who’ve been assaulted or discriminated against should simply quit imagining that they’re being assaulted or discriminated against. It’s so simple!

The shrieking harpy strikes again!
~

ITTDGY, was that the LGF link? I approve.

Gotta say I’m impressed with Charles Johnson’s 180. It came a bit late, but still; nice to see a conservative with a conscience from time to time.

The Theft of Ground Zero

You go to their cave when the thieves are away and say OPEN SESAME. You’re welcome.

Aight, BTW, Solway came out an officially said it was “clearly” a satire.

Laugh, damn you!

That’s a link to the google search for “shrieking harpy”, Chris.

Atlas Shrugs is the top result.
~

Laugh, damn you!

Nope.

“Aight, BTW, Solway came out an officially said it was “clearly” a satire.”

I’m pretty sure that violates the first rule of comedy.

Oh, bloody hell. This again? The election’s over, Pam. You can stop the phony freakout now.

Ding,ding,ding. Time to stop flogging the dead horse, it’s not coming back to life. Short bus is waiting, time to go back to the home dear.

Now, whenever anyone mentions Ground Zero, it has nothing to do with the largest attack ever on American soil.

Of course not, it has to do with a couple of flattened Japanese cities and a few hundred thousand Japanese deaths.

Alternate Shorter:

Even though I’m the one that busted my tits 24/7 to make Ground Zero all about the multi-faith community centre demonic terror-mosque in the first place, the lack of attention paid to this non-story now means that it’s no longer useful to pimp oodles of Ignint McNugget xenophobes into voting GOP THE TERRORISTS ARE WINNING! NEIN ONE ONE -NEVAR FORGET.

Also, be sure to get my new book, “Attention Whoring For Fun & Profit: Hatemongering Edition” on Amazon – makes a great stocking-stuffer!

“Attention Whoring For Fun & Profit: Hatemongering Edition”
There has to be a better phrase we can use than ‘whoring’ When whoring is done correctly at minimum one person involved in the transaction should be having some fun.

There has to be a better phrase we can use than ‘whoring’ When whoring is done correctly at minimum one person involved in the transaction should be having some fun.

Whoever said Pam was doing it correctly?

Pam Geller, American Thinker.

The biggest theft of all is that they have stolen Ground Zero itself from America like thieves in the night. They have ripped it from our collective soul and national psyche.

To which I can only say “Thank Goodness.”

The way she bends facts with her “mind” proves that she must be related to Uri.

The way she bends facts with her “mind” proves that she must be related to Uri.

Given her obsession with imaginary, supernatural monster, I suspect she’s more closely related to Sarah Michelle (although they spell their last names slightly differently).

ROFL DAS!!! I was just going to link to that as well.

Stop maligning Sarah Michelle! OMG!! Don’t make me pull over and traduce amplified pinkberry watchtower. OMG!! Take it back, Steerpike, take it back.

It also reminded me of this (weird place to find it)

http://overheardatyale.blogspot.com/2008/12/i-cant-even-smell-my-patchouli-in-here.html

Easy there Larkspur. I happen you know SMG thinks you fishmonger hatstand pumpkin circus

fishmonger hatstand

Ya know, sometime you’ll be thinking about a fishmonger hatstand and someone will say, out of the blue, “fishmonger” or “hatstand”, or “fishmonger hatstand”. It’s all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

What nonsense. Who takes off their hat at the fishmongers? Oh, you meant that other kind of fishmonger. Wait, even in that case a hatstand really isn’t mandatory.

Gound Zero, okay, whose idea was that? Don’t they know that “Zero” was a Mooslim invasion of Western mathematics, and the first person to use Zero was called Muhammad and you know who else was called Muhammad?

I’m offended that none of the people who want Ground Zero to be the Most Sacred Place Evah don’t realize that Zero was a jihadist idea. By their reasoning, anyway.

The election’s over, Pam. You can stop the phony freakout now.

I doubt Pammy’s freakouts are staged. While I could certainly be wrong, I suspect she really does believe the world is full of evildoers bent on doing her harm, with only John Bolton’s mustache between standing between her and a world of horror.

…and you know who else was called Muhammad?

Ahmed’s mom? ‘cuz I totally did her.

OT, Steele Reserve:

The RNC raised $192 million during his tenure as chairman and spent $206 million, according to the Center for Responsive Politics. That left the committee with more than $15 million in debt, according to its latest filing with the Federal Election Commission.

At least they’re consistent. I hope he gets a second term to work some more of his magic.

Second Wave?
Wait until Pammy gets a load of Second Coming.

I’m offended that none of the people who want Ground Zero to be the Most Sacred Place Evah don’t realize that Zero was a jihadist idea. By their reasoning, anyway.

They also claim the Enlightenment as Sacred Western Heritage(TM) and the central difference between us and the savage unenlightened Muslim hordes.

Don’t tell them that it was the Islamic empires that preserved all that Greco-Roman knowledge during the Dark Ages in the first place.

“gets a load of Second Coming.”

You know who gets that…plus thirds and fourths?

…plus thirds and fourths?

Is the Third Wave of attackers the one that includes the Riot MRAOWslims?

Please read my latest article over at The Thinker. It is a very important argument that must be made.

What is she, Jonah Goldberg?

Due to Pam’s heroic battle over the GZ mosque Rauf and wife Daisy have been unmasked losing all credibility (except with the collapsing Left) as a moderate interfaith healer with a liberal vision of Sharia.

This is what it’s really about. For conservatives, “Islamic extremism” is an excuse to exclude Muslims from the public discourse and manipulate non-Muslims in reaction to them. An “extremist” is not just someone who wants to blow up buildings, but someone like Rauf who wants to dialogue with other Americans and bridge that divide. Nothing could be more threatening.

The only way for a Muslim to qualify as a “moderate” is to make a public career of denouncing Islam, like Ayaan Hirsi Ali has.

You know who gets that…plus thirds and fourths?

uhhhhhhhh, Hitler?

The only way for a Muslim to qualify as a “moderate” is to make a public career of denouncing Islam, like Ayaan Hirsi Ali has.

I could be wrong, but I believe she’s actually renounced Islam, which makes her okay in their book.

Although I suspect that most Muslims, if they followed her example, would be accused of “taqiyya” and the accusations would continue unhindered.

For conservatives, “Islamic extremism” is an excuse to exclude Muslims from the public discourse and manipulate non-Muslims in reaction to them.

Right. Just like the Cold War, for them, was not a war on communism but a war on the left. Stalin and Mao’s scary empires were mostly just background to justify attacks on unions, people who weren’t Republican, third world governments who wanted their own New Deal, etc.

Next she’ll be freaking out over the “Communist Czars” in the Obama administration.

Vat? Ze Obama administration eez driving around in Volgas now?! Zey are not very good for mileage…pfft. Silly communists.

Pam Geller, American Thinker.

I ROFLed.

Ayn Rand, American Philosopher.
Ronald Reagan, Fiscal Conservative.
Newt Gingrich, Champion Of Family Values.

“vacuumslayer in maternity French maid costume”

Do you also have a maternity cheerleader costume? DKW wants to know.

war on communism but a war on the left. Stalin and Mao’s scary empires were mostly just background to justify attacks

Mmm-hmmm, Stalin and Mao attacked and killed waaaay more communists than the West ever did.

Call Orly !!!!!!!!!

John Abraham Godson, a Polish citizen born and raised in Nigeria, has been sworn in as the first black member of Poland’s parliament.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11990869

Vat? Ze Obama administration eez driving around in Volgas now?!

I’m not buying into this attempt at an accent. You have no cred with me till I hear you say “moose and squirrel”

DKW wants to know.

Also too, pics or it didn’t happen.

“Do you also have a maternity cheerleader costume? DKW wants to know.”

Of course. And DKW should know–I’m pretty sure he bought it for me.

Vat? Ze Obama administration eez driving around in Volgas now?! Zey are not very good for mileage…pfft. Silly communists.

I thought it was Trabants and Wartburgs.

These fuckers, these fuckers, I can’t even come up with a thought more than “These fuckers”. GAAAHHHH!

Wait, how come *I* was called exhibitionist?

Of course. And DKW should know–I’m pretty sure he bought it for me.

That’s right. It’s purely for medical reasons, because the uh, really short skirt, uh is good for…ummm… air circulation! That’s it. And the pom-poms are to add some colour to help stave off seasonal affective disorder.

“Do you also have a maternity cheerleader costume? DKW wants to know.”

Of course. And DKW should know–I’m pretty sure he bought it for me.

*Ears perking up, googly googly googly deviantart fudge fudge fudge*

Shit.

I. W? N?

Plz?

What’s up, has Pam not been getting enough attention lately?

“That’s right. It’s purely for medical reasons, because the uh, really short skirt, uh is good for…ummm… air circulation! That’s it. And the pom-poms are to add some colour to help stave off seasonal affective disorder.”

You’re always thinking of me! *touched*

For variations of “touched” that include a doll and courtroom testimony.

Thank you, S!N. For making my mind-numbing library job so much more awesome.

That is all.

Ground Zero was like Pearl Harbor or Antietam or Gettysburg: the site of a catastrophic loss of life through an unprecedented act of war. Ground Zero was the site of the largest attack on American soil in our history

Pambi, since you’re such a history bluff may want to double check Antietam vs Ground Zero. Antietam not so unprecedented either.

OK, so I got out of the boat. And then followed her link to the other site. And skimmed through the comments at both. Now I have to reboot my system. Maybe my life. But I report (no link and not a precise quote because I could not keep that window open and still breathe) that …

Bloomberg supported the Mooslims because he’s a person of the Jewish persuasion with business interests in the Middle East.

Please don’t try to explain this, to me or anyone else.

For variations of “touched” that include a doll and courtroom testimony.

I don’t think the multiple enthusiastic pointings at the doll and all the smiling did her testimony much good.

Yeah, weren’t Antietam and Gettysburg battles in an actual, declared war? Maybe “unprecedented” actually means “requisite” and I just didn’t know it.

‘And the pom-poms are to add some colour to help stave off seasonal affective disorder.”’

Colour? I didn’t know you were a Brit. Please favour us with similar behaviour.

Hope no one has posted this yet …

I eagerly await Pammycakes take down of Democrats for voting against providing care for those who served at our Most Holiest of Terrorist Sites in America. Those people risked their lives to help … and … uh …

Oh, wait …

I didn’t know you were a Brit.

That’s because I’m not. Eh.

Bloomberg supported the Mooslims because he’s a person of the Jewish persuasion with business interests in the Middle East.

Islam is a Jewish conspiracy. Or is Judaism an Islamic conspiracy? Damn, it’s still too complicated. You’re going to get the skinheads all mixed up.

I eagerly await Pammycakes take down of Democrats for voting against providing care for those who served at our Most Holiest of Terrorist Sites in America. Those people risked their lives to help … and … uh … – Mark D

Am I the only one who wonders if the GOP will ram through a bill sometime in 2011 or 2012 that makes available funds to provide care for those who helped out at the WTC, etc? And with something (maybe 10% capital gains tax) Dems will oppose as an amendment? That way the GOP will claim that they supported helping 9/11 heroes and the Dems opposed it? And people will have, by the 2012 election, forgotten about who currently is opposing which bills?

Or am I being paranoid?

DAS–
Thanks for making me paranoid more paranoid.

Kinda like they created the individual mandate in the 1990s, only to turn around and go on and on and on about how it’s a threat to our very existence. An idea THEY came up with.

Maybe if we had a functioning media it’d be different …

am I being paranoid?

No. SASQ

Or am I being paranoid?

Goddammit, I hate them.

I also hate that I didn’t think of this first.

“Or am I being paranoid?”

Didn’t you notice that ABC, NBC, CBS, and, of course Fox, curiously(?) omitted coverage of that vote from their nightly news?

I can see that I’m going to have to head off to the restaurant supply store this weekend and stock up on the restaurant size packages of heavy duty tin foil. The regular supermarket tin foil just doesn’t make a good hat. Thanks a bunch, DAS and smedley… It was 22° here this morning. I’ll probably get frostbite from those hats.

Well, Jack Chick says Islam is a Popish conspiracy.

Speaking of Orly, anyone hear from her lately? She’s been uncharacteristically quiet for months now. I kind of miss her.

“Speaking of Orly, anyone hear from her lately?”

That name is like Voldemort–do not speak it aloud! Don’t even type it.

Do you want to awaken a great and silly be-wigged evil?!

Ms. vacuumslayer:

I see that you are going sans maternity french maid costume AND sans maternity cheerleader costume. I approve. But, isn’t it getting a mite nippy?

ORLY?

AS THE QUEEN OF THE BIRTHERS I AM DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE A NEW CITIZEN IN MY KINGDOM: A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER, LUKE SCOTT FROM BALTIMORE OREOS. PLEASE, CALL EVERY MEMBERS OF THAT TEAM AND URGE THEM TO COME TO NEARBY FORT MEADE ON DEC 14-15 AND SUPPORT AMERICAN HERO LTC LAKIN, FIGHTING CORRUPT AND ILLEGITIMATE REGIME AND A CORRUPT JUDICIARY

She’s just fine without her meds. Thanks for asking.

Mr smedley,
Nipply you might even say.

Communist Czars
Liberal Fascism
Compassionate Conservativism
Christian persecution

Is there one buzzword in ConservaLand that’s not an oxymoron?

LUKE SCOTT FROM BALTIMORE OREOS.

Diet Coke. Up my nose.

“AS THE QUEEN OF THE BIRTHERS I AM DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE A NEW CITIZEN IN MY KINGDOM: A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER, LUKE SCOTT FROM BALTIMORE OREOS. PLEASE, CALL EVERY MEMBERS OF THAT TEAM AND URGE THEM TO COME TO NEARBY FORT MEADE ON DEC 14-15 AND SUPPORT AMERICAN HERO LTC LAKIN, FIGHTING CORRUPT AND ILLEGITIMATE REGIME AND A CORRUPT JUDICIARY”

W
T
F

ORLY?

Dutiful followers of M. Bouffant were hip to this long ago and stole the idea only moments after that.

http://mbouffant.blogspot.com/2010/12/birther-queen-taitz-uses-racially.html

Aw, now I feel guilty for being so negligent with my RSS feeds.

with only John Bolton’s mustache between standing between her and athwart a world of horror.

Fiqst for obviousness.

Is there one buzzword in ConservaLand that’s not an oxymoron?

Black racist, union thug, Islamo-fascist…

I’d say projection rather than oxymoron, but yeah, I see what you mean.

Is there one buzzword in ConservaLand that’s not an oxymoron?

Tea Party

OTb holy shit.

Don’t say we weren’t warned.

Fuckers really do want to bankrupt the country.

Free Market

OTb holy shit.

Moody’s = RELIABILITY.

ORLY?

Alas, it has been fiqustt.

Still smothered in caps-lock and crazy though.

“Don’t say we weren’t warned. ”

Hamsher, over at the site that shall not be named, pointed out this morning that the very same guy said just the opposite six days ago.

Moody’s = RELIABILITY.

I was thinking, “Jeez. If those are the dipwhistles that rated all the MBSs as AAA, imagine A) how fucked we’d need to be for them to derate the US bonds, and B) how fucked we’d need to be before they said something to publicly contradict their masters at the banks.”

We’re. So. Fucked.

LE PÉNIS

War on Christmas Edition:
PENIS.

I have a plan…..will need some help with the profile.

http://www.elitemeeting.com/join_step1.php

Now, whenever anyone mentions Ground Zero, it has nothing to do with the largest attack ever on American soil. […] Now, Ground Zero is all about the earnest, unctuous, smug, and deceitful faces of Imam Rauf and Daisy Khan, and about their concern over imaginary “Islamophobia.”

For me, it’s about the fucking Republicans fucking voting down funding for first responders.

Um, who’s your target audience, other than folks with dirty dishes? Are we looking for a male or female profile here?

I have a plan…..will need some help with the profile.

You trying to lure banksters into the cliffotine?

Bisexual twenty-two year old female who likes older men.

ELITEMEETING: Romance for the delusional and insecure successful and attractive

Bisexual twenty-two year old female who likes fat older men with weird facial hair, and wants to surprise her girlfriend with one who will jump out of a giant crispy Cheetoh cake.

Seriously, wouldn’t anyone who signs up for that site automatically disqualify themselves from datinghood?

Oh, just shoot me now and get it over with:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1210/46343.html

Sweet baby Jesus on a tricycle…

…target audience….

the rich….

would have preferred the vaginally endowed, but that’s becoming less of an issue.

My profile would read: “Seeking someone not on this site because you probably have a small penis I would enjoy laughing at.”

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1210/46343.html

Sweet baby Jesus on a tricycle…

CAN’T YOU FEEL THE JOEMENTUM, MARION?!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, wouldn’t anyone who signs up for that site automatically disqualify themselves from datinghood?

Unless they are manipulative weasels looking for delusional people with self-esteem issues.

Oh, just shoot me now and get it over with:

Are there enough voters on either side who actually trust this piece of shit enough to put him in office anymore? I mean, wouldn’t he just get Arlen Spectred whatever he did?

hmmmmm, if Politico is right……. maybe sign up as Joe Lieberman……..I’m better looking though.

Manipulative weasel looking for delusional person with self-esteem issues.

The profiles, they write themselves!

And jowl flaps, VS.

Unless they are manipulative weasels looking for delusional people with self-esteem issues.

The fact is, delusional people with self-esteem issues need love just like anybody else.

http://www.elitemeeting.com/join_step1.php

The guy on the lower right would look more attractive if he were successfully able to wield a razor and change his shirt. Of course, he’d still have those crazy stalker eyes, but now he looks like he’d smell of wee.

The fact is, delusional people with self-esteem issues need love just like anybody else.

I believe the SOP for wingnuts who want to stay respectable involves a bathroom stall and a bit of footwork.

CAN’T YOU FEEL THE JOEMENTUM, MARION?!!!!!!!!!

I predict that he’ll lose in the Connecticut for Lieberman Party primary.

I am not sure ‘laments’ is the right word- ‘masturbates furiously to” would be closer-

yes yes yes…….keep going……….

The three photos……
(a younger)
Morton Downey
Michelle Malkin
Joe Miller

re: Holy Joe

Well, unless the Dems can find a candidate – it’s either him or Linda McMahon.

Lieberman Party

At this party, polka is played softly, cheese wiz on crackers, is served and there is no alcohol. Don’t even send me an invitation.

cheese wiz on crackers, is served

I added that comma just for funzies.

I predict that he’ll lose in the Connecticut for Lieberman Party primary.

You may be right.

DKW, I think something like 24% of CT voters say they’d vote for him again. You could probably run Trig against him and he’d win.

I predict that he’ll lose in the Connecticut for Lieberman Party primary.

Well I certainly wouldn’t bet against that.

More fun than the Donner Party.

Argghhhh! Damn You Malaclypse.

You could probably run Trig against him and he’d win.

Well other than the fact that Trig isn’t thirty yet, I suspect that the good people of Connecticut don’t hold to kindly to carpetbaggers. There is at least one CT native that would lose even to Lieberman.

My profile would read: “Seeking someone not on this site because you probably have a small penis I would enjoy laughing at.” – vacuumslayer

Hey … some of us are growers, not showers (not that I would post on that site even if I were single).

*

Also, wouldn’t Lieberman have alcohol at his party (wine + 1 bottle of a nice Scotch … it will be expected that the bottle will not even be finished by the end of the party)? Isn’t he still pretending to be one of my people (Jewish)?

December 14, 2010 at 17:06 (kill)

The Theft of Ground Zero

You go to their cave when the thieves are away and say OPEN SESAME. You’re welcome.

You send George Clooney and Brad Pitt to STEAL IT BACK!!11!1!

DAS, small penises (?) don’t bother me…men who act like they’re compensating do. Same reason I’d never date a dude who drove a Hummer.

“Same reason I’d never date a dude who drove a Hummer.”

vacuumslayer. Best straight-man in the biz.

What’s incrediblest is that the American Thinker considers itself a serious whatever-it-is, and would publish this thing. No, I take it back, what’s incredibler even than that is the total unanimity of the A-T comments – which kind of helps to explain the first part.

penises? penisses? penii?

My spellcheck says penises is correct …

Anyway “small penises don’t bother me” is what they all say. Well, actually, I don’t know … “small penises don’t bother me” is what they all say they all say, and that’s about my level of familiarity with who says what about which.

You send George Clooney and Brad Pitt to STEAL IT BACK!!11!1!

Oceans 9/11?

My spellcheck says penises is correct …

Penes

photo ideas anyone?

Putin?

Keith Richards?

I am not sure ‘laments’ is the right word- ‘masturbates furiously to” would be closer- – Galactic Dustbin

But if she laments masturbating, then …

Thanks, B^4.

*sigh* my iPhone has lost sound.

Loss of sound thread:

http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1088692

You know, just change a couple of words here and there, and this could be a rant about the Al-Asqa Mosque occupying the site of the former Jewish temple. What a wild coincidence, you guys!

Sarah Palin can see the Al-Asqa Mosque from her house.

Sub…you’re always jonny-on-the-spot…I’ve tried all those fixes. Right now I’m doing the jack thing. Nothing’s working. Poop.

Thanks, B^4.

I live to serve!

@BBB: Oceans 9/11 — WIN!

“Every time it rains it rains,
Penes from heaven!”

Right now I’m doing the jack thing. Nothing’s working. Poop.

Something something jack off, “There’s your problem!”

Also, I’d have thought the first thing you’d wear out would be the vibrate mode.

Maybe that’s what did it…

Also, I’d have thought the first thing you’d wear out would be the vibrate mode.

There’s an app for that.

screw iPhone…I’m getting one of these

Wait, didn’t you say you wanted one of these?

Yes, but that will be purely for show.

Nobody is reading this thread anymore. That means I can do whatever I want now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nobody is reading this thread anymore.

ò.ó

Can you get Duluth on it?

Well I’m certainly not going to discuss playing “hello, kitty” with Ceiling Cat watching.

Why would anyone want to get Duluth on anything? And yes, I know it well.

Megaphone With Boobs

Your best yet, sir.

Free thread! Bring out your dead!

“photo ideas anyone? Putin? Keith Richards?”

Well, h-back, isn’t there some fancy photo-blending app that can smoosh the photos of Zuckerberg and Boehner together so we could see what the spawn of their unholy union might look like?

Why, there’s even a website you can upload photos and morph them!

http://www.morphthing.com/morph

Can you get Duluth on it?

Duluth, bucko? Why you can get Tierra del Fuego!

You can even get stucco… oh, can you get stucco…

You can even get stucco… oh, can you get stucco…

De Soto Water!

Växjö