Amazing Wingnut Fact
Posted on December 3rd, 2010 by
Time for another Amazing Wingnut Fact®, brought to you Ron Ewart:
A mockery was made of the Constitution, the Supreme Law, when President Clinton issued an executive order (EO 12852, June 29, 1993) establishing the “President’s Council on Sustainable Development”, when clearly sustainable development was the brainchild of an international body, the United Nations, and ran contrary to American law, especially property rights law. Essentially, if sustainable development was to be established as American law, and since it was developed internationally, the proper venue was a treaty that should have been debated and ratified, if approved by the U.S. Congress.
Bonus points, from Ron’s website:
Yeah, and let’s refudiate the Magna Carta and English common law and all that Frenchy stuff. We need homegrown Oklahoma style laws.
WHAT A POWERFUL SIGN. Good for them for putting “SAMPLE” across the image thus preventing its reproduction by yokels who have mastered neither bolding nor underlining.
If the Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches of government are allowed to twist, distort, manipulate or circumvent the specific limitations placed upon them by the US Constitution and they are further allowed to unilaterally OPT out of or expand one or more of those limits, then the Constitution becomes meaningless
Of course that excludes the Supreme Court intervening in Florida. That ones OK.
Sadly, these assholes aren’t content to yell at the teevee. They’re out there making local politics suck worse than it already does.
Jeepers, Ron looks constipated. Maybe that little aura behind his back is a harbinger.
Also, all that screaming and crying out and the monotonous repetition of “shall” sounds kind of, well, shrill. Fractious. Peevish, even.
But that’s just my girly “brain” imitating cognition.
Ho-ly lord. I thought that was Photoshopped.
Do visit narlo.org, the National Association of Rural Land Owners, spotted defacing the flag above.
Download the “No Trespassing” sign.
that photo is a 5 on my gaydar — you know:
He’s gay (a 1)
Gay, gay, gay (a 3)
Gay gay gay gay gay!!!!!
OK, McG, last time I go out for butts before leaving my two cents.
Supporting the gay lifestyle means you are a Shania muslin.
Also check out more blinding visuals from Ron Ewart. He’s a master.
I am afraid that while stretching the chains, he forgot to stretch his mind and they both broke. He also seems to be doing his best 300 Spartan (we prefer boys) homoerotic imitation.
Ah, not so surprising that Substance knows all about this guy.
H1N1 + M-C G. Now the truth is known. Something about Global Warming, something about SOCIALEST Health Care, something about Pinnochio and most damningly, something about illegal immigrants… END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
Do visit narlo.org
I don’t know Bouffant, I went over there and it sounds to me like he is trying to say he wants to have your baby. Personally, I don’t think that is going to work out so well, but it makes more sense than anything else on that shitty site.
Nobody wants to have my baby. There are laws of nature written w/ me in mind.
Copyrighted? So Ron actually sent a check to the US Library of Congress to register that image? Wow.
That’s an interesting combination of wingnuttery and bondage fantasy.
EEEEEEEEEEK!
Man, he can really shred photo-shopped chains!
What a fucking buffoon.
http://www.p2fe.com/Axis_of_Evil.jpg
So the axis destroying America is, clockwise, Barack Obama, a 70’s van art troll, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and a pumpkin carving of Stephen Colbert.
If they try to cram big black cocks down my throat, I shall give in, so I may live to fight and suck more big black cocks another day.
Gosh, I own an acre out in the desert someplace, could I join? I want to be strong and have muscles like that.
I like that one because Satan is some kind of bubble machine.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN is the bad guy Mr. Ewart.
Man, that guy is fucking crazy.
From Subby’s link!
” An invasion of 20 to 30 million illegal aliens is a foreign enemy by any definition and it has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that tens of thousands who come here, come here to intimidate us, inflict damage upon us, destroy us, or take advantage of our generosity. They have no intentions whatsoever, of assimilating into our culture and in fact, spit in the face of our culture.”
“I Am An American”
So he takes the name of a Faggy-Euro-Ginny mapmaker. Way to man up Ron.
Perhaps Ewart is sympathizing with Ahab. I mean, everything turns out so well after he says the line.
and in fact, spit in the face of our culture
Cultures have faces, who knew? I have been studying them for forty years and never knew that. I was aware, however, that Ron’s culture has an asshole and he is closer to it than he will admit.
It’s a spitting battle:
“and in fact, spit in the face of our culture
Cultures have faces, who knew? ”
I wondered about that too.
Will “spitting in the face” be the new “shoved down our throats”? Let’s wait and see!
[Fuckin Teatards, always with the hand out. I think he’s spitting in the face of my property rights and trying to ram collectivism down our throats.]
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I swear VS, I didn’t see your comment until after I posted mine.
It’s all good. There’s a lot of sort of synchronized posting around here. It must mean we’re all equally brilliant and witty.
Back from the KHAAAAAN link,
Sure. Repeated attempts to strangle Social Security and Medicare despite the overwhelming support they enjoy in the public… Staying in Iraq long after public opinion started wanting us out in 2005… Stonewalling on the millionaire tax cuts that everyone wants to see ended… Refusing to end don’t ask don’t tell despite overwhelming opposition in the public AND the military…
Yeah, I think they’re used to having their opinion spat on. Why, you saying y’all are going to change that? Please, have at it!
Bubble machine Satan is pretty awesome, but I think the America Freedom Plane has it beat.
An invasion of 20 to 30 million illegal aliens is a foreign enemy by any definition and it has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that tens of thousands who come here, come here to intimidate us, inflict damage upon us, destroy us, or take advantage of our generosity.
And to serve in our military, doing more to earn their citizenship than most of the REMF wingnuts who were born here.
But you know, they’re like gay soldiers, Muslim soldiers and soldiers who don’t support the Republican platform. They don’t count.
“and in fact, spit in the face of our culture
… I can spit in the face of Real American culture?
Where? When? How? How often? How could this be and nobody told me?
That was so incredibly insightful, my brain exploded!
Or at least I wish it had!
That is an outstanding no trespassing sign. I especially like the thing at the bottom, about if you need to provide notice you can mail it to them. Presumably in rural areas they issue warrants to the mailman.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101202/ap_on_re_us/un_un_waning_war
The moment the wingnuts picked to have their big Islamphobia moment is the moment when support for AQ’s declining all around.
The stupid, it burns.
And I’m mainly talking to YOU, General Thunderbolt Ross!
I bet the face I’d wingnut culture looks an awful lot like if Sarah PAlin and JD Hayworth had a baby. Yeah. Get THAT image out of your head.
Of
If they try to restrain me, I shall resist.
If they shackle me, I shall stretch my chains until I break free.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The dark side shall set me free.
(^ = the Sith code)
Did I just miss the time in the last 200+ years when the feds were securing our borders? Or did that all change when the blackity-black guy took office?
Nice muffin-top!
Chains stretch? Well, only those spandex-y ones!
Though the forces arrayed against me be insuperable,
my cause is just and my soul pure —
I say thee nay! I shall thwart the usurper
By my hand shall it be done!
Thus, the fate of all villains!
I have sworn that this battle shall be the last ‘tween him and us!
So be it! Thou hast forced me to unleash the most terrifying Asgardian power of all! A power which once hurled back Galactus, the World-eater, and e’en gave pause to an almighty Celestial! I must call forth the god-force which flows within my veins — and unite it with the irresistible power of mine enchanted Uru mallet! And the God of Thunder shall become one with the hammer supreme! Let the Juggernaut FALL!
Blart blart blart!
Yes, please do “spit your last breath” at me, so may I laugh as you die before my eyes.
That is an outstanding no trespassing sign. I especially like the thing at the bottom, about if you need to provide notice you can mail it to them.
Mailman = GOVERNMENT AGENT TRESPASSING ON YOUR PROPERTY 6 DAYS A WEEK!!!
That guy is the worst photoshopper EVAR. That chain makes my eyes water but I suppose if he knew how to resize bits he wouldn’t still have that Santa belly. Dude, you don’t look tough, you look flabby, PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT. And ROTATE THAT GODDAMN EAGLE. Jesus.
Have the Chicoms shut down Google, or is it just TimeWarnerCable?
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him spit his last breath at me.
In fact, Satan is Cesar Romero in a bubble machine.
I once subverted an entire nation with illegal immigration, a Kenyan president, environmentalist special interest groups and rural land use regulations – just to watch one guy spit his last breath at Photoshop.
A mockery was made of the Constitution, the Supreme Law, when President Clinton issued an executive order (EO 12852, June 29, 1993) establishing the “President’s Council on Sustainable Development”, when clearly sustainable development was the brainchild of an international body, the United Nations, and ran contrary to American law, especially property rights law.
I’ll have the vinaigrette, please, and no croutons.
Ummm… To be free of your screaming?
Rural landowners are essentially un-represented in the political process and are thus disenfranchised by the majority of the population that live in big cities.
I guess he never heard of the U.S. Senate, where a state packed with two or three major urban centers gets exactly as much representation as a state consisting of huge stretches of sagebrush or desert or prairie or whatever broken up by the occasional dimwit like him.
So interestingly, the linked Ewart article at the top of the page that rails against foreign treaties and international law? Quote from Winston Churchill*.
Or rather not interestingly. This guy is a mess. Take every petty grievance held by every wingnut everywhere and bring to a boil – that’s Ewart. That he contradicts himself and that his precious principles are often mutually exclusive? Not surprising – they don’t actually mean anything.
*Or maybe not. You know how it is with Winston Churchill quotes. Or rather, as Winston Churchill himself was rather fond of saying “I didn’t fucking say that you preposterous little bird.”
Freedom Plane comes equipped with coin operated BBQ’s on the wings, it seems.
The culprit for Ewart’s mental derangedness and visual image effects hackery? Too much Rick Derringer.
I’m old enough to remember a time when paranoid schizophrenia was something other than a political philosophy.
Weapons grade, man, weapons grade. Who knew that establishing a presidential council is the same as creating/writing law? Does Mr Obama know this??? Christ, that whole health care reform thing could have been a lot easier.
“Spat in your face?! I used to dream everyday of being spat at in the face.”
“By Grabthar’s Hammer, you shall be AVENGED!!”
And DKW, my noscript didn’t let most of that page load. Thank you noscript.
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!
I have it on good authority that Photoshop is in process of getting a restraining order against this guy for damaging their brand.
“By Grabthar’s Hammer, you shall be AVENGED!!”
Nice.
Grayskull was good, too.
Weapons grade, man, weapons grade. Who knew that establishing a presidential council is the same as creating/writing law?
Also the UN mentioning a pre-existing concept makes it a UN directive and thereafter a treaty is required for anyone else to consider it.
Indeed he is. My personal favorite is this unique example of psychedelic cartography, but deranged cosmic genie Obama is mighty fine as well.
And Ron Ewart’s genius extends to other forms of artistic expression – he also knows how to poetificate his political philosophimacations. Behold:
“Deluded are those who cannot see,
What’s going to happen to you and me,
When multi-culturalism and rising dependency,
Snuff out the life of our precious liberty.”
Also the UN mentioning a pre-existing concept makes it a UN directive and thereafter a treaty is required for anyone else to consider it.
Yes, that’s fun too. Wheee! I picture him getting all lost in the complexity of his own idears and making up for it by getting more vehement and spittle-flecked. It makes my Texan wingnut compatriots look actually…brainy.
So, does “freedom” ever get defined by these loonies, or is it exclusively mentioned in the context of being lost or defended?
M. Bouffant–
Same here (in Studio City). Can’t get Google or gmail or nothin. Time Warner Cable, don’t stand there mumbling and avoiding eye contact. Speak up.
“Deluded are those who cannot see,
What’s going to happen to you and me,
When multi-culturalism and rising dependency,
Snuff out the life of our precious liberty.”
Does Neil Peart’s drum solo come before or after that verse?
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“Deluded are those who cannot see,
What’s going to happen to you and me,
When multi-culturalism and rising dependency,
Snuff out the life of our precious liberty.”
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I can so see this dude standing in front of a mirror cranking this out to some random chords on a cheap guitar.
Your snark is better. Skol!
So, does “freedom” ever get defined by these loonies, or is it exclusively mentioned in the context of being lost or defended?
No to the second: also too “fries.”
Also check out more blinding visuals from Ron Ewart. He’s a master.
my favorite is obama’s narcy finger in the eye…i think there is a ‘kids in the hall’ sketch in that…
hat tens of thousands who come here, come here to intimidate us, inflict damage upon us
Clean toilets are THEFT!!!!
THIS
AGGRESSIONSANITIZATION WILL NOT STAND!!!!I guess he never heard of the U.S. Senate, where a state packed with two or three major urban centers gets exactly as much representation as a state consisting of huge stretches of sagebrush or desert or prairie or whatever broken up by the occasional dimwit like him.
A-fuckin’-men!
That anti-sustainable development push is awesome- anything that ensures that they are further isolated and have to overpay for basic goods and services is okay by me. The outcome will be an entire segment of the population that is “Galt by Default”, with nary a magic energy ma-sheen in sight.
I am still boggling over how batshit crazy this guy is. I mean he is totally fucking nuts. Timecube nuts.
The usual question – stupid or evil – it doesn’t apply here. Not that I’m saying that he isn’t stupid. But wowzers! It’s like he believes there’s some magical AMERICAN juice that flows in radially symmetric lines from THE CONSTITUTION, carried by GOD’S ANGELS to patriotic men like him and it’s the dirty messicans and environmentalists that are impurifying the magical powers. Plus global warming is totaly fake.
And I’m talking literally – as in non-metaphorically. Literal magic freedom beams of USA! USA! USA!
There’s a lot of sort of synchronized posting around here.
I can’t the grinning-while-wearing-waterproof-lipstick-and-nose-clips thing right.
“get” too.
Literal magic freedom beams of USA! USA! USA!
There have been similar if more sinister ideas.
There is a lot of funny in DKW’s post. Made me a little starbursty for him.
There have been similar if more sinister ideas.
For some reason, I’ve been thinking about the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists a lot lately.
Made me a little starbursty for him.
It’s probably because you’re preggers. Mothers find me irresistable.
I jumped off the boat and went looking for the mangoes, and I couldn’t even figure out where they were!
What, exactly, is this guy all worked up about? Rural landowners flouting zoning laws and being ordered to clean up their property? Of what? I can’t figure it out.
Got the magic power…
There have been similar if more sinister ideas.
Because I remember Lemuria, I loves me some Dero mind control rays.
For some reason, I’ve been thinking about the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists a lot lately.
You’re falling victim to the gay agenda!
The movement that fists together, something something together.
I fell victim to the gay agenda once. I ended up having this meticulously-planned day filled with antiquing and exquisite finger foods.
For all the Fringe non-viewers out there, tonight’s episode had the line “You fell into her vagenda.”
“N__B said,
December 3, 2010 at 5:16
The movement that fists together, something something together.”
No,no…you have to finish it. I wanna see where this going. Or do I?
I’m gonna absent myself from the toobz now, on accounta I’ve had all I can stands and I can’t stands no more. Also, I am going to start reading Scalzi’s “The Ghost Brigades”. Into science speculative fictiony-type fiction, I shall retreat. Do not try to stop me. I will take you down with me. This will not be pleasant, so shut up, yes? Okay.
I had a gay agenda once, it was bright orange and had Lion-O of the Thundercats on it. It got me beat up in grade school. But I want you all to know that it gets better. Now I track all my important meetings in Outlook, which (and I apologize for using “gay” for derision) is even more gay.
Also, I have no television, and cannot watch “Fringe”. This awareness serves to augment my desire to flee the toobz. Has I a sad? Maybe. But just a wee inconsequential one.
“igot me beat up in grade school. But I want you all to know that it gets better. ”
So wrong. So funny. Must…resist…starbursting
Hmm. Upthread:
Why hasn’t Renew America snapped up this genius?
The movement that fists together
Don’t forget to turn on your webcams! Fisters of the World UNITE! You have nothing to lose but your shame!
We accept computer or office equipment of any kind, old books, coins and stamp collections, cameras and binoculars, saleable art, hand or electric tools, stereos, tv’s, radios, amateur radio equipment, IPODS, cell phones, microwave ovens, old 33, 45 or 75 RPM records, CD-ROM discs, antiques, small appliances, etc.
We should take up a collection so we could flood him with gay porn DVDs.
If rapists don’t hold onto the seats how do they get the job done? Duh!
like the heroin had the courage to do in the movie “Extremities”
I never knew that was a drug flick.
“e should take up a collection so we could flood him with gay porn DVDs.”
No way. Make him buy his own fap fodder.
How about the small appliances then? Perhaps something with multiple vibratory modes. Like a magic wand that he could wave to make all the bad feelings go away. Over and over again.
Or would that be considered a hand or electric tools?
No. Send those to me.
Not actually that sweet.
I can’t believe I clicked on a .jpg link from Substance. But I don’t regret it. LuLz!
At first I couldn’t read the chains on that image. It looked to me like he was using some bizarre instrument to squeeze his nipple. The look on his face was unmistakable, though, and still reads the same after seeing that those are poorly rendered chains.
(Shall we break the chains?
Surely.
We surely shall.)
subduing the brutal gang rapists of the United States of America, like the heroin had the courage to do in the movie “Extremities”
Courageous movie heroin beats any meat injection. It beats any fucking cock in the world.
“Courageous movie heroin beats any meat injection. ”
HA!
I don’t want no fucking movie heroin, I want the real shit muthafucka! /Samuel L. Jackson
I’ve never tried heroin. Or heroine.
“get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane!”–Winston Churchill
No. Send those to me.
I’m sure you’ll be glad to learn that reinforced-concrete design, which often contains upset beams and depressed slabs, can only be implemented with the aid of industrial vibrators.
I’m not the only one to notice that these chains aren’t exactly restraining him from doing anything, am I? He just picked up some cartoon chains from “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” and decided to break them for giggles.
I would try heroine.
The movement that fists together
Fists as one!
Fist for fun!
Fist until the fisting’s done!
The movement that fists together, Frists together.
Not quite.
The movement that fists: together, Frists’ together.
Closer.
The movement that fists: together, Frists, together!
Aaaaah.
OT, but some crazy Canuckistani’s got me watching a documentary about Kraftwerk.
Danke, Herr **REDACTED**
The whole thing in one go is here:
http://www.veoh.com/collection/music-documentary/watch/v17166226D39Jw7dc
TimeWarnerCable’s back. Lucky for them the cable wasn’t out too! (Unlike Larkspur’s sacrifice, this was not voluntary leaving. I did accomplish something w/o the distraction, however.)
I am amused that Rick E. Wart’s address is in Issaquah, so fantastically “rural” as to be about 20 miles E. of Seattle. Electricity & plumbing has yet to reach there, I’m sure.
Hands Across America!
Hell No, This Fist Will Go!
One, Two, Three, What Are We Fighting For?
Getting The Thumb In Too!
and one more for The Big O.
Lubed Up? Ready To Go!
I am amused that Rick E. Wart’s address is in Issaquah, so fantastically “rural” as to be about 20 miles E. of Seattle. Electricity & plumbing has yet to reach there, I’m sure.
Close to Seattle or not, that’s Wendigo central!
That anti-sustainable development push is awesome- anything that ensures that they are further isolated and have to overpay for basic goods and services is okay by me.
It would be OK if we had another couple planets maybe. But WTF, why do they want to bankroll Middle Eastern theocracies and former communist states?
The movement that fists together
Exists together? Persists together? Gets “cease and desists” together? Is up to their wrists together?
Which public servants are stupider, police or firefighters?
Police chief investigates ‘most grisly murder in 35 years’ before discovering blood-spattered scene is a horror movie set
They “investigated” for eight hrs. of overtime.
But WTF, why do they want to bankroll Middle Eastern theocracies and former communist states?
Because they’re stupid- they’re the same sort who pine for the bad old days of leaded gasoline. I don’t think things would go too well for them in the long run as the majority of the population chose sustainability (although Christie’s Teahad against the cross-Hudson tunnel gives me pause), and gas prices hit the over $5 a gallon.
Geez, where’d that guy from Greenwood South Carolina go?
With the mentions of industrial vibrators, fisting and Fristing, I give
tonight’s S,N After Dark a 5.7.
Ok, I need to catch some zzzzs instead of messing around with you guys.
Whoa. Mr. Ewart’s, er, art is sure, um … unique.
Chain should be replaced with a sammich though.
the U.S. Senate, where a state packed with two or three major urban centers gets exactly as much representation as a state consisting of huge stretches of sagebrush or desert or prairie or whatever
Yeah … it boggles me that so many people lost their shit a year ago over reforming an obviously FUBAR healthcare system, while continuing to completely ignore this craziness (a very bad situation which ongoing redistricting makes even worse). In some places you’d already have had a general strike & shit being burned down nation-wide over something that manifestly unfair.
“Meanwhile, stocks in Bread&Circuses Inc. went up another 27 points on early trading … & here’s Cathy with the weather!”
In some places you’d already have had a general strike & shit being burned down nation-wide over something that manifestly unfair.
*raises imaginary glass to that happy prospect.
Senatus delenda est.
Spitting in the face of his culture…
Draw a happy face in a petri dish, that would do it.
I’m ashamed to see that this guy lives in Issaquah, which as has been pointed out, is a gigantic suburb. However, just outside Issaquah is actually rural and I’m sure this guy lost his shit over the King County Critical Areas Ordinance which, well, has caused more than a few people to get quite upset.
My brother in law’s neighbor cut down every tree on his 5+ acre property when the ordinance was passed because “no goddamn body is gonna tell me what to do with my property!” Of course, now his and my b-i-l’s property floods every winter. Funny, that is.
Sustainable development violates property rights?
And from the UN? I suppose someone ignorant of history might not know there’s been sustainable development pushes in the US since before the UN existed.
Whale Chowder – in the 1990s the largest annual loss of forest acreage in Washington had switched from agriculture to residential buildings.
I’m not sure if it’s sad or not – I think people who live downstream from your bil should sue him for the extra run-off he’s created.
This is so depressing: I’m always catching up and always in the wrong patch. I caught up with an earlier thread, made my best attempt to jump in…
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“…caribou are the social workers of the animal world…”
Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
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And now all the action moved to here! Is there some sort of Double Secret Let’s-go-there Cabal? Secret passwords? Arcane initiations? Animal sacrifices? Reading of the rune-casts or the entrails of moose?
*sigh* I’m STILL catching up on this one–about half-way through–but in the meantime, thanks to Chris for ‘REMF’. Hadn’t heard that since Leonard Wood. Ah, such memories….
And thanks to Animus for shooting the guy in Reno…..
We
I’ve lost my taste for this shit. It isn’t funny anymore. Here in Oregon, a father and his grown son are on trial for setting a bomb in a strip mall bank that killed two police officers and mutilated a third. Their gripe? “Obammy’s gonna take our guns.” Their defense? “It’s not our fault the cops were so stupid.” Somewhere upthread, someone commented on being old enough to remember when paranoid schizophrenia wasn’t a political philosophy. I remember when it wasn’t a marketing strategy. I’m tired of this, and it will only get worse. There’s no way to stop the crazy.
“I remember when it wasn’t a marketing strategy.”
Indeed, that is the most despicable aspect of it all: The stone-cold sociopathic power-junkies and greedheads deliberately fanning and manipulating The Crazy.
“… it will only get worse. There’s no way to stop the crazy.”
Yes. And yes. And sadly so. Don’t let the bastards grind your spirit down, though.
Life is sad.
Life is a bust.
All you can do
is do what you must.
FSM help us all. See y’all on The Road.
See y’all on The Road.
Dibs on the radioactive mice. I love a good appetizer.
Speaking of batshit insane articles, liberals’ hate for Palin is a psychosexual disorder. No, really; http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2010/12/02/sarah-she-wolf-of-the-gop/
*yawn* another batshit essay fairly starbursting with projection. In the end it’s just another “nanny nanny boo boo Sarah is hawt” fap fantasy.
Wingnut dudes, calm down. She’s really NOT THAT HOT. But if you find her so, feel free to fap away. Just expect us to, too.
dont
One day me type good.
That ‘huge’ no trespassing sign is really fucking tiny on their website, I notice. Maybe it’s to hide the small print – ‘By displaying this sign I, the landowner, agree to provide sexual favours on demand to the people who designed and mailed it, and moreover agree to pay them a yearly tithe of five goats, a wheelbarrow-ful of carrots and one (1) daughter.’ They should just have gone with a bit of laminated cardboard saying ‘ALL HUMAN RIGHTS ABANDON, YE WHO ENTER HERE.’
I also like the bit that said the US Constitution must be obeyed by any filthy Govmint agents on the premises. You get the feeling they would be happy to waive that bit if the CIA asked to use the barn for waterboarding.
I’m thinking Ronnie’s balls shriveled up from steroids, which is why this skeeeers him so….
And Ronnie, if you’re reading and getting pissed off? I can kick your ass.
Jeepers, Scoob, that man is a virtual Mountain of Stupid.
MB – my parents lived in Issaquah for a couple of years. It’s part of Seattle’s Suburban sprawl, total Generica indistinguishable from any other part of suburbia developed in the past 30 years. The places seem to be breeding grounds for bored, overfed materialists who mature into deluded conservatives when fed regularly with right wing AM radio fertilizer.
One day me type good.
Why break a streak?
Dibs on the radioactive mice.
An engineer with the proportional strength of a mouse?
Awww, be quiet, you.
I can’t go to most of the links here from my computer at work, so I always have to wait till I get home to see what you guys are talking about.
More quotes, please?
Poor poor me!
Poor poor me!
You do know “poor” is not the same thing as “lucky”, right?
http://maps.google.com/maps?client=opera&q=25542+S.+E.+41st+Ct.,+Issaquah,+WA&oe=utf-8&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=25542+SE+41st+Ct,+Issaquah,+King,+Washington+98029&gl=us&ei=m_z4TKXuBoiCsQP9vNyyAw&oi=geocode_result&ved=0CBMQ8gEwAA&ll=47.571075,-122.000132&spn=0.001701,0.004292&t=h&z=18
Their defense? “It’s not our fault the cops were so stupid.”
In a similar vein, Church sued in sex-abuse case sues victim’s parents
It’s a fine day in America, yessirree, a fine day.
It’s a fine day in America, yessirree, a fine day.
Ahhhhhh, the sound of a conservative living up to his creed on personal responsibility…
“And now the church is suing the victim’s parents, saying they were negligent for placing her in Landy’s care”
What the FUCK?
Mind: blown
Why can’t they all be harmless whackadoodles, like these nice folks.
‘“And now the church is suing the victim’s parents, saying they were negligent for placing her in Landy’s care”
What the FUCK?
Mind: blown’
Didn’t we see this in Animal House? “You fucked up. You trusted us.”
What the FUCK?
Hold onto your shorts. I agree they should.
This is a civil case. The court will require a countersuit in order to establish levels of negligence. Its like you get hit by a truck, and then the driver countersues because your car was stopped in the road with a flat.
The court needs a countersuit to establish the facts of the case? I think not. And, by the way, this is a Missouri case. Where is T&U?
The court needs a countersuit to establish the facts of the case?
No, you misread. I said to assess blame.
Look, I totes love it when youse guys take down the Pantload and his gang of lovable buffoons. But this character! Living in (let’s be kind) semi-rural seclusion, trying to collect equipment, with total paranoia about teh black helicopters – he makes me truly scared for you.What’s worse is you now have representatives in actual government playing on them and stirring them up to get a vote.This guy may well be 3Xgay but he also faps to Palin (you know it) and will vote for her and consider himself a True American when he arises in armed “rebellion” if she doesn’t win.
Scary shit.
Sorry, actor. I have Jonathan Turley on my side. Who do you have?
In a criminal case, it’s facts, up or down. In a civil case, shades of grey are introduced. The court might find, for example, the church guilty, but the parents partly guilty in the case of knowingly turning their child over. If the church does not countersue, then the church still bears 100% of the burden of the judgement, when clearly the parents would have to shoulder some of the burden.
Sorry, actor. I have Jonathan Turley on my side. Who do you have?
Um, the law?
If they try to restrain me
I shall resist
If they shackle me
I shall stretch my
chains until I break
Free!
Oooooo! I wanna play! (looks around for Mistress) Shackle me! Oppress me till it hurts so good. Big sweaty chains! (put ’em in the fridge first!)
I’ll pay extra!!!
This is……amazeballs.
This is……amazeballs.
*turning off webcam*
You know, you could warn a guy…
Well, okay, actor. So, even though the parents are already a party to a civil suit, they must bring their very own personal suit against the other party for a court to properly apportion blame. This sounds like a lawyer enrichment scheme. Why hasn’t a conservative state like Missouri outlawed such?
This sounds like a lawyer enrichment scheme.
BINGO!
Cuz, who makes laws?
*turning off webcam*
You know, you could warn a guy…
Turnabout is fair play. Are those new socks, by the way?
Why hasn’t a conservative state like Missouri outlawed such?
Hey! We’re almost blue!
Also, I used to live in an apartment complex teeeeming with old people. Those OATS guys were there all the time. Not that it has anything to do with anything, really.
Turnabout is fair play. Are those new socks, by the way?
You like? I got them from the E G Smith for Nordstrom’s collection.
You like? I got them from the E G Smith for Nordstrom’s collection.
Oooh, are they hemp?!
the victim and her husband filed a civil suit against Landy, the church and OATS Inc. The suit alleges that Landy wasn’t adequately supervised and asks for damages. The church responded by asking the judge to add the victim’s parents and father-in-law as third-party defendants, and the judge let them do so.
Sooo, if I read this correctly, this so called judge is basically throwing a judicial hurdle in a case against a church by changing the suit to where the victim is now suing her parents and father-in law as well at the churchs request but not hers.
Oooh, are they hemp?!
Well, um, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who narced?????
Smokin”!
If the church does not countersue, then the church still bears 100% of the burden of the judgement, when clearly the parents would have to shoulder some of the burden.
I don’t think juries or judges require a countersuit to assess apportionment of blame. In the Stella Liebeck suit against McDonald’s the jury lowered the damages because it deemed she was 20% at fault.
In the Stella Liebeck suit against McDonald’s the jury lowered the damages because it deemed she was 20% at fault.
At the defense’s assertion.
Well, um, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who narced?????
Just make sure you wash them before you smoke them. I once made the mistake of smoking unwashed hemp underwear. It was…unpleasant…
I once made the mistake of smoking unwashed hemp underwear. It was…unpleasant…
Did you take them off first?
Come to think of it, the victim of the abuse is the child, so it would be foolish for her not to cover her bases and sue the parents, too. If the jury does decide they’re partly liable, the kid would be out that part of the judgement.
Of course, the parents would be out the money, so it’s really a kind of wash…
I once made the mistake of smoking unwashed hemp underwear. It was…unpleasant
Is that how you shattered your ankle?
When I google jury damages “at-fault” I find lots of examples not including countersuits. Looks like blame assessment is a regular part of the jury’s task in setting damages.
Related: One of TBogg’s dogs ate his wife’s panties. Again.
She should quit wearing wearing bacon-flavored panties.
Did you take them off first?
I did think of that, mostly because I find the smell of burning hair to be terribly unpleasant.
I did think of that, mostly because I find the smell of burning hair to be terribly unpleasant.
You wear your underwear on your head?
Hmmm, was that even supposed to make sense? If I understand the, we can hardly call it an argument if an idea is supported by the UN, then the U.S. president can’t set up anything to support that idea barring a treaty.
Well, it is a novel approach to governance I suppose…
Ewerts screed was posted at a “news” site that is tax exempt.
The New Media Journal is division of BasicsProject.org, a non-profit, non-partisan 501(c)(3) research and educational initiative whose mission is to re-introduce the American public to the basic elements of our constitutional heritage while providing non-partisan, fact-based information on relevant socio-political issues important to our country, specifically, but not limited to, the threats of aggressive Islamofascism and the American Fifth Column.
Is that how you shattered your ankle?
Nononononono, *that* was because I was wearing a bra made from LSD sheets.
Nononononono, *that* was because I was wearing a bra made from LSD sheets.
I’ll have to rethink my campaign to make all women go topless.
I did think of that, mostly because I find the smell of burning hair to be terribly unpleasant.
You wear your underwear on your head?
Is that how you shattered your ankle?
Nononononono, *that* was because I was wearing a bra made from LSD sheets.
This is all starting to make sense to me now.
Nononononono, *that* was because I was wearing a bra made from LSD sheets.
Have you ever looked at your boobs, I mean really LOOKED at them?
Speaking of sheets of LSD, you can print THIS on them. Yes, it’s the long-awaited zombie nativity scene.
Yes, I’m going to hell, and all you need is a printer, paper and scissors, and you can join me there. It’s not as good as Mr. Ewart’s Tom of Freedom Photoshop effort, but still.
This is all starting to make sense to me now.
I’m glad it does to somebody.
Tom of Freedom Photoshop
*waterspit*
“(If you have access to a plotter, you can make a life-sized version of this scene, laminate it on plywood, and watch your house get burned down by militant Evangelists.) ”
Never in my life have I wanted a yard so badly.
Make your own freedomshop!
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-5716223-chain-breaking.php
God, it’s so awful.
Never in my life have I wanted a yard so badly.
I;d let you borrow mine, but the police might show up after the fire and I’d have to explain the unburied bodies.
.
.
.
.
What?!?
I;d let you borrow mine, but the police might show up after the fire and I’d have to explain the unburied bodies.
Dammit, why aren’t you using that woodchipper I bought you?
Backlog.
BACON!
Dammit, why aren’t you using that woodchipper I bought you?
Speng nailed it. I’ve been a busy Poindexter…
Okay then!
*sigh*
Guess I’ll be making another trip to the hardware store for lye, then…
Guess I’ll be making another trip to the hardware store for lye, then…
Quicklime leaves less of a trace.
Okay then!
Srsly? This sounds like a Hallmark Card circa the 1955 Soviet Union!
Reprints of the poem are hereby authorized provided the author (Ron Ewart), the organization (National Association of Rural Landowners), the organization’s website (www.narlo.org) and the copyright date (December 26, 2004), are clearly visible before the poem, as shown.
There go my plans for a Nobel prize in literature….
(National Association of Rural Landowners)
NARUL?
Really????
narlo.org
Isn’t this redundant, like ATM machine?
To own your property
With reasonable use.
TO THE BARRICADES! REASONABLE USE!
This is my favorite part:
“To lay in the Sun
Climb a Mountain
Sleep in or have fun.
Being free is a fountain
Where dreams are won.”
Ezra Pound was a fucking Amateur.
Being free is a fountain
Ew, dude… Freedom Golden Showers?
She’s really NOT THAT HOT. But if you find her so, feel free to fap away.
That is one of the weirdest parts of the whole Palinomenon. It’s hard for me to imagine finding someone sexually attractive because I’ve been ordered to.
The Palin hagiographies remind me a lot of the ones about GW Bush. I’m curious to see what Palin does to cause the “she’s been a liberal all along!” whiplash. Since her appeal is so strongly rooted in the idea that she’s hawt, it may be all she has to do is age.
Since her appeal is so strongly rooted in the idea that she’s hawt, it may be all she has to do is age.
Or like Ann Coulter, just have the flesh rot off her bones.
I’m curious to see what Palin does to cause the “she’s been a liberal all along!” whiplash.
My money’s on the feminisim trope. She’s set herself up as the True Feminist. I suspect the second she’s forced to agree with NOW, she’ll be smeared.
You know, Ron, if you’re trying to be subtle in your “them sneaky Jews are infiltrating our government” article by simply implying it’s Those Darn Jews, you perhaps should not lead off with a quote from a notorious Holocaust denier.
Sleep in or have fun.
Being free is a fountain
Where dreams are won.”
Dreams? Fountain? Yuck.
We had joy
We had fun
We had assault rifles
in the sun
Too much whine and too much blarg,
wonder how I get some sheep.
Dreams? Fountain?
Bedwetter, fer sure.
That is one of the weirdest parts of the whole Palinomenon. It’s hard for me to imagine finding someone sexually attractive because I’ve been ordered to.
It helps that she is, in fact, not unattractive. That’s why they picked her. I seriously doubt if someone who looked like Margaret Thatcher would’ve sparked this kind of loyalty, or even been considered for VP.
Ditto O’Donnell.
Since her appeal is so strongly rooted in the idea that she’s hawt, it may be all she has to do is age
Why surely not even conservatives would be that shallow!
This is some of the finest peotry I have ever experienced. I’m literaly shivering, I’m so moved. In fact, I urinated in my chair.
Because down deep in your soul
No matter who you are,
Is the desire to freely go,
Whether near or far.
Still sticking with bedwetter.
My money’s on the feminisim trope.
Aha, that makes sense. All the powers have to do is take her at her word, despite the fact that she’s used the opportunities feminism has given her to have a career in order to attack feminism.
Because down deep in your soul
No matter who you are,
Is the desire to freely go,
Whether near or far.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’M BLIND!
See, actor? And everybody? Look at the list of who will be added to the civil suit in order to apportion liability. T&U, for wanting a yard (and then the lye, and the woodchipper), and Spengler for advancing a theory and possibly indicating some foreknowledge, and actor again, with the more sophisticated suggestion of quicklime.
And everyone else, for not having informed the authorities already. You are complicit. I have already contacted Homeland Security.
Also, that poem? So clearly a zombie anthem.
This guy just goes to show that the only fictional thing about the Stephen Colbert character is that he got on TV.
Vogon Prostetnic Jeltz said,
*snerk*
It helps that she is, in fact, not unattractive. That’s why they picked her.
Also true, at least in the looks department. I personally have a hard time being attracted to vapid/vindictive people no matter what they look like.
Larkspur said,
December 3, 2010 at 18:46
See, actor? And everybody? Look at the list of who will be added to the civil suit in order to apportion liability.
What crime?
*sliding banana peel under Larkspur’s foot, dangling precariously close to the woodchipper…*
I personally have a hard time being attracted to vapid/vindictive people no matter what they look like.
I dunno. I like my women the way I like my coffee: bitter and weak.
It’s also possible they just won’t turn on her. That, like Ronald Reagan, she’ll continue being an icon that’ll always reflect their definition of What It Means To Be Conservamerican, even after they’ve moved so far to the right that all of her positions have become Socialism.
I think it’s plausible, mostly because she’s a starlet, not a leader. If she doesn’t end up running for office, or even if she doesn’t end up making it into the primary, her immortality could be assured that way, because she won’t actually have done enough to be held responsible for anything. Of course if she actually ends up winning the primary (or worse the election), that’s a different story.
(National Association of Rural Landowners)
NARUL?
Really????
They could rename it the National Association of Rural Men and call it NARM, which would probably be a lot more appropriate, considering the quality of his photoshops…
or even if she doesn’t end up making it
intothrough the primary,is what I meant.
They could rename it the National Association of Rural Men and call it NARM
Or National Association of Rural Farmers (NARF)
Yes, Sarah Palin is attractive. So is Michele Malkin, and my favorite, Marie Jon’. So what. Even K-Lo has her moments of elfin cuteness. I do not hate them. If we were in the ladies’ room together, and one of them unluckily got the stall with no TP, I’d pass some over to her. If, afterward, we were washing our hands and checking our makeup or whatever, I’d totally warn any of them if they had TP stuck to their shoe, or lipstick on their teeth. I don’t hate them. Why don’t they get that?
I guess it’s because they have to make me look insane and unhinged and feral, because that way it’s easier for them to justify killing me. Too bad, so sad.
I don’t hate them. Why don’t they get that?
Because they hate you and they are Heathers.
Also, that poem? So clearly a zombie anthem.
Bedwetting zombie. Spongy.
Ooh, actor! ::stomps foot, but safely away from banana peel::
How about National Association of Men, Bazookas, Land & Awesomesauce?
I guess it’s because they have to make me look insane and unhinged and feral, because that way it’s easier for them to justify killing me. Too bad, so sad.
Nobody has to make me seem to look that way. It comes natchurley.
I don’t hate them. Why don’t they get that?
Because they hate you and they are Heathers.
Exactly. Self-projection.
Awesomesauce?
Ummm.. may not want to use that with your acronym.
If they try to restrain me
I shall resist
If they shackle me
I shall stretch my
chains until I break
Free!
Heh!
Resistance is futile!
She’s really NOT THAT HOT. But if you find her so, feel free to fap away.
Showbiz for ugly people and all that. If I were being charitable, I would say that it’s not just a woman thing. They went totally over the moon for Senator McDreamy and Lovin’ In My Oven Mitt too (“patriotically saluting his manly ruggedness” instead of “seeing starbursts”).
They seem to just want somebody whose outward appearance isn’t as ugly as their soul for a change.
Also, John Edwards, too.
Business idea: sell fresh unisex underwears for conservatives outside Palin/Romney debate.
Business idea: sell fresh unisex underwears for conservatives outside Palin/Romney debate.
Hemp?
Speaking of sheets of LSD, you can print THIS on them. Yes, it’s the long-awaited zombie nativity scene.
All right. That finally did it. I bought your book.
That, like Ronald Reagan, she’ll continue being an icon that’ll always reflect their definition of What It Means To Be Conservamerican, even after they’ve moved so far to the right that all of her positions have become Socialism.
Gingrich. That’s whose career trajectory she’s on. She’ll keep shitting out terrible books and saying outrageous things on TV whenever she needs a paycheck and her name will come up every 4 years by political reporters who don’t want to do another fucking story about what some corn-humper/maple syrup pimp thinks of Tim Pawlenty.
But the acronym itself goes beyond the bounds of decency. Surely awesomesauce is but a footnote in the outrage. Okay, never mind. Replace it with Achievement.
I want to break freeee
National Association of Rural Wide Heartland Agricultural Landowners?
Also, PM? He might live in a cul-de-sac but right across the street is undeveloped (for housing) land that he might buy someday (if his awesome scheme of begging for other peoples’ cast-offs comes through like it penciled out that night after he drank a fifth of MD20/20). And then he’d want to be free to do whatever he wanted on that land!!1! And you (or more accurately, me) trying to stop him is socialesm!
National Association of Rural Conservatives And Nudists?
But the thing is, actor, even if you’re right on the law, it’s still the church saying that the parents, because they were missionaries of the church, should have _expected_ the guy to molest the kid.
“cul-de-sac” — french for “the taint”.
“cul-de-sac” — french for “the taint”.
I do not believe the airport was named for Orly Taintz.
I wonder if this dude lives in that trailer I drove by when I was down in the Ozarks that had the RV out front with the words “SToRAgE” spray-painted all over it.
RV out front with the words “SToRAgE” spray-painted all over it.
If it was up on blocks, it probably was him.
“The New Media Journal is division of BasicsProject.org, a non-profit, non-partisan 501(c)(3) research and educational initiative whose mission is to re-introduce the American public to the basic elements of our constitutional heritage while providing non-partisan, fact-based information on relevant socio-political issues important to our country, specifically, but not limited to, the threats of aggressive Islamofascism and the American Fifth Column.”
So it’s Non-Partisan but is using the language from the American Right Wing Hack Institute?
National Association of Rural Agriculturists and Landowners.
National Association of Manly Big Land Acquirers.
But the thing is, actor, even if you’re right on the law, it’s still the church saying that the parents, because they were missionaries of the church, should have _expected_ the guy to molest the kid.
Ah, but what the church is admitting in that is that they knew, and expected people that involved in the church to know.
They really don’t understand what issue they forced.
I see what you people are doing there…. !
Ah, but what the church is admitting in that is that they knew…
Precisely my point – that’s the awesome in the sauce.
I see what you people are doing there…. !
Not A Major Big League Assumption
National Association Of Poets Who Write Delicate Sensitive Lyrical Heartfelt Poems But Who Are NO WAY GAY Even If The Steroids Have Shrunk Their Testicles To The Size Of Peanuts And Despite The Fact That They Haven’t Had A Stiffie In Over A Year Now Regardless Of How Much The Stripper Rubs On Their Lap NOT GAY
NAOPWWDSLHPBWANWGEITSHSTTTTSOPADTFTTHHASIOAYNROHMTSROTLNG
(Fissored for MOAR WELSHINESS)
A mockery was made of the Constitution, the Supreme Law, when President Clinton issued an executive order (EO 12852, June 29, 1993) establishing the “President’s Council on Sustainable Development”, when clearly sustainable development was the brainchild of an international body, the United Nations, and ran contrary to American law, especially property rights law.
Which is why we all speak esperanto and have to wear powder blue helmets now 🙁
(Fissored for MOAR WELSHINESS)
Only one “Y”? I call bullshit.
National Association of Rural Nobodies Insisting on Assholishness?
National Association of Stupid Twerps Yelling?
National Association of Property Over Losers Eating Our Nesteggs?
National Organization of Rural Manly Landowners
National Association of Islamofascist Vanquishing Exemplars!
National Institute of People Persuaded that Liberals are Evil.
(Fissored for MOAR WELSHINESS)
Only one “Y”? I call
bullshitbwllshyt.National Association of Chain Killing Warriors Using Really Strong Things!
National Union of Turf Spaders, Aerators, and Cultivators
Only one “Y”? I call
bullshitbwllshyt.Dammit. I forgot you were around. I have to be on my toes….
National Ass’n of DKW’s Mom
Many And Numerous Heroes Of Landed Equality
National Association of People Powered Yeomanry – Heroes of Economic Association, Defenders of Enduring Democracy – Hunter Omega Squadron.
National Association of Determined Sitizens
People Irate about Everything
Patriots for Eliminating National Islamic Societies.
People Owning their Own Property
Whites On Legitimizing Voters Except Races Imminently Not Easily Screened!
This Is So Much Better Than Puns
DANZIG: Danzig Appreciators New Zion Interest Group
Greater Organization of American Tea Society Entrepreneurs
People For the Ethical Treatment of Photoshop
Federation of Young Independent Galt Men
Based on his grimace, Bowel Move-On.
Fellowship of Young White Pundits
Greater Organization of American Tea Society Entrepreneurs
Sign up for a .org STAT!
Merican Organization of Rural Activist Neocon Simps
Organization Fighting Federalist Assimilators – Mighty Army of Heroes – Landowner Advocate-Warriors of the Nation
Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
Meretricious Organization of Rural American Nationalists
Nappy headed ho’s still making me giggle.
Not an acronym just a fact.
American Coalition of Rural Organizations Nailing Your Mom.
This land is your land,
This land is my land.
You cross the line, friend –
I’ll shoot yoer fuckin’ head off.
– NARLO Guthrie
Bureau of Unappreciated Tea-Tards Having Unusual Rectal Tenderness
IA! IA! NARLO – thotep! Fhtagn!
Patriotic American Landowners Increasing Nativism.
Nappy headed ho’s still making me giggle.
Thanks. It’s the “Hunter Omega Squadron” part – totes something they’d use.
I think Willy wins this round.
Bureau of Unappreciated Tea-Tards Having Unusual Rectal Tenderness
Ironically, the greatest expansion of government since the creation of the Department of Homeland Security.
– NARLO Guthrie
Made many lulz for me.
For vs.
Wait, nobody’s dishing about the latest Debbie Schluesselluellessellseychelles column? I thought Sadlynaughts ate that catty jealous shit up.
I know I do.
Er, okay, it’s not the latest column. And gack, her blog is a vortex of crazy. I never actually got out of the boat before now. I promise she does not disappoint:
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/29711/bitch-angelina-jolie-thanksgiving-is-story-of-murder/#more-29711
Check out the caption! Meow!
I laughed out loud. Actually, I made a bizarre, high-pitched sound, but close enough.
From the shclusselist:
Angelina Jolie and Jordanian Queen Noor Exchange Wet Kiss at Arab Children’s Conference Hate-Fest, 2004
Angelina Jolie and Queen Noor?
I, N, W?
Angelina Jolie and Queen Noor?
I, N, W?
Wait! Let’s pool our money, maybe they’ll amke videos….
From NAG’s link,
I think that line was the shorter for the whole article. It really drives them batshit up-the-wall insane that liberal culture still finds ways to thrive in the heart of their capitalist utopia.
“Real turkeys?” The American people? Tut, tut, tut! Such condescension towards the simple farming, hard working, salt of the earth, common clay of the new west hardly befits a Real American populist! Why, next you’ll be trying to tell them they shouldn’t shop at WalMart!
What the heck, it’s Frrriiiday!.
Got out of the boat for that little Debbie screed and got right back in. Memo to wingnuts: American history is more than a bunch of rah-rah manifest destiny crap that you slept through in high school. Someone pointing out this fact does not make them an America-hating communist.
Zombies have a slow hand.
Ya know who the real turkeys are? Americans who continue to
make this couple of America-hating hypocrites rich by going to their movies and buying into their BSgive Shlussel an audience when she clearly couldn’t draw a crowd naked..Fixed that for ya, DebDeb.
Speaking of zombies…this artist makes the most beautiful, whimsical, dark, strange dolls. *sighs with jealousy*
Ha! As in singular.
Man, Little Debbie’s sure got some commentors.
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dicksmoker on December 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I am so stealing that nym.
What the heck, it’s Frrriiiday!.
Zombies have a slow hand.
They love you for your BRAAAAAANES.
I always manage to find this stuff on Friday.
They love you for your BRAAAAAANES.
Nice set of lobes you got there…
That is the stuff of fucked up French horror films.
Uhhh, vs, maybe a heads up.
I LOLed!!!! That is too fucking hilarious. Poor kitty. Eated by a bebe.
Dammit! Is it too late to order cards?
Not ordering cards by me makes baby zombie Jebus cry.
ZOMBIE BUNNIES!
Glowing Kittehs!
TTFN bidness
I made tacos last night. Korean tacos. Kalbi – beef short ribs braised in a sweet and savory marinate – in a soft, warm corn tortilla with sliced radish, cilantro, kim chi and a squeeze of lime. ZOMG they were good. It’s like beef candy, that stuiff.
For tonight I’ve got two pork hocks brining. Schweinehaxe with crispy skin, kartoffelknoedel or may Pennsylvania Dutch style potato salad (haven’t made up my mind yet), rotkohl (braised red cabbage). Picked up a beautiful dark rye bread from one of the better local bakeries. Alas, I can’t find any Frankenweins around here – a Silvaner Kabinett trocken would be great but it looks like the Bitburger in the fridge will have to suffice.
I want to eat at Pup’s casa…every night.
Me, I’m making my dad’s weird enchiladas made with creamed corn and a roasted homemade salsa.
“my dad’s weird enchilada”
I … that is … I don’t even …
I’m holding my dad’s burrito right now!
made with creamed corn
That’s not cream.
Sub and WC both make me laugh and cringe simultaneously.
The acronyms are the stuff of legend.
To honor such lolzity, tonight I will not rifle through everyone’s jacket pockets while you’re eating.
My god but there are a lot of choice links on this thread. It’s a time hole of near-goatse dimensions.
I didn’t realize Angelina Jolie was a lesbian America-hater musselman. I thought she was just a celebrity. Live and learn, I guess.
O/T, A thousand people have downloaded zombie nativity scenes over on the ol’ Rise Again site. I think this is a decisive blow in the War of Christmas™.
tonight I will not rifle through everyone’s jacket pockets while you’re eating.
*removes the turd-in-a-pay-envelope from his jacket pocket*
OT, AHEM
AHEM
verrrr nice
turd-in-a-pay-envelope
How much do they take out for FECA?
Sorry, I’m moving to New Zealand. Goodbye.
Oic. stack links to me and there’s nary a peep. But some chippie in NZ is worthy of mass migration. *sniff*
*don’t really care–just buy my Xmas cards!
it’s mass lactation.
and kinda tame for the internets……so I’ve heard.
OT: fOr any of you interested in the whole dude music/women in rock & rock criticism, Amanda has some interesting thoughts here:http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/comments/couple_thoughts_on_music_opinionating/
I still maintain there’s no such thing as dude music but there definitely is a problem with women feeling cowed when it comes to expressing their opinions about music.
*sigh* http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2010/12/agenda-for-new-republic-of-gilead-time.html
I never (or very rarely) agree with Amanda about music, but hey she’s entitled to her opinion and I will cling to my classic rock vinyl. Zeppelin rules!
I still maintain there’s no such thing as dude music
I’m not sure. Amanda Marcotte has me about half convinced there is, though it may just be that I dislike a lot of the same stuff she does. Her reasons make sense, IMO.
I don’t read her, but she’s not talking about Led Zep, she’s talking about hacks.
By definition, if you’ve already heard about them, they’re hacks.
Yeah, but she was dumping on Bob Seger. I still think Live Bullet is one of the best live albums ever made.
This is what you need to know about Bob Seger:
Re: that second link…does anyone else think that daddies marrying their daughters is the creepiest fucking thing you’ve ever heard of?
“I’m not sure. Amanda Marcotte has me about half convinced there is, though it may just be that I dislike a lot of the same stuff she does. Her reasons make sense, IMO.”
I’m with the commenter who says the music is the music.
I’ve known plenty of women who liked the shit music she’s talking about. You can blame the dudes for creating it, but it has more-than-dude support.
“I’ve known plenty of women who liked the shit music she’s talking about. You can blame the dudes for creating it, but it has more-than-dude support.”
Exactly. Plus some of the groups she accuses of this aren’t shit. Someone said Ween was dude music and I’m not sure I ever wrapped my head around the reason.
I kind of think she likes to stir up shit about music and watch the fun in the comments.
Sub: I have never heard that one before, it hardly even sounds like him but I suppose he hadn’t smoked many cigarettes yet in 1966.
I don’t always agree with her about particular bands, but I get what she’s saying about the d00d rock phenomenon. As I see it some of it has less to do with the bands than the fans, and it’s possible for a non-hack band to have asshole fans.
Yes. Exactly.
OT, AHEM
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
I’m too drunk to read anything longer than two sentences, but I will say that I think that dude music does exist, and that there’s quite a bit of it. ALL music subcultures besides the riot grrrrrl movement have been male-centered (which is what riot grrrls were responding to in the first place, of course). This isn’t to say that there isn’t music that could be considered “dude music” that I like, but I do think it’s something worth discussing.
I really didn’t need further reasons to despise B.S., but thanks.
Did the Nuge ever cover that?
Did the Nuge ever cover that?
You……..your imagination is horrifying.
Wow, I feel better already. Not really a big a stretch, both B.S. & Nuge (& Debbie Schlusselheimer) being from Mich.
My take on all aesthetic matters.
I just never pictured Bob as a wingnut, but people and bands change back and forth over time. Hell, look at Skynyrd – I wonder how often they play Saturday Night Special these days.
As for d00d music I still remember when I was about 16 and a friends older sister came back from college and cranked out Overture/Temples of Syrinx on an acoustic. I was in lurve.
This is what you need to know about Bob Seger:
His uncle Pete needs to give him a **KABONG** with a Gibson.
I’m not paying attention to what Amanda Marcotte says about music because she repeatedly refers to country music as “country western” and won’t explain why. Nobody does that except people who make fun of country music. The only song I can think of off the top of my head that uses “country western” instead of “country music” is David Allen Coe’s “You Never Even Call Me By My Name” which doesn’t count because: one, it’s written by Steve Goodman, a folkie with a sarcastic sense of humor, and two, it was performed by DAC, one of the biggest poseurs in the whole Outlaw thing.
Bob Seger’s first band was called The Bob Seger System. I did not know that.
Looking at Bob Seger’s biography, I noticed no mention of service in Vietnam… typical chickenhawk.
Bob Seger’s first band was called The Bob Seger System. I did not know that.
He bears an uncanny likeness to Dee Dee Ramone in that video… guess it’s the “Dutch Boy” haircut.
The Bob Seger System of a Down would make the dudeliest dude music that ever duded.
Three words regarding dude music: Bachman. Turner. Overdrive.
I was way into them back in high school until someone pointed out they were playing the same song over and over with slightly different lyrics. Didn’t and won’t read Marcotte but I can guess what “dude music” means and that was totally dude music.
Three words regarding dude music: Bachman. Turner. Overdrive.
Heard the once referred to as “Bachman-Turner Overweight”, which I thought was mean but funny as hell. Also, “hefty metal”.
‘Cause they’re big ‘ol boys, you know.
Ooooohhhh. Christmas and Easter all rolled up into one!
I like music freshly moistened in the grass very early on spring mornings. Dewed music.
I like music sung by a talking cartoon dog. Doo’d music.
do do do music
do do do music
Being a… uh… er…. an eccentric, I’ve always been partial to the Japanese version.
I just never pictured Bob as a wingnut,
I’m just not sure he is or was. About the same time as Subby’s link (which I am not going to defend) he had a song called “2+2=?” that is as anti-Vietnam war as anything I’ve heard. If you just heard that and not Yellow Berets you’d assume he’s a DFH. Maybe he didn’t have a position and was covering all bases…which is pretty spineless. Maybe his views changed. Maybe one (or both) were not meant seriously. Short of asking him, we’ll never know.
And I heard and interview with him years ago – by Pat St. John on WPLJ, who pretty much worships him – and he said that he didn’t want to go to Vietnam but I believe he simply lucked out on the lottery rather than actively avoiding the draft.
Found it: 2+2=? by Bob Seger.
Everything isn’t black and white.
WC, the same thing can be said of The Donnas. But all their songs rock, so I’m like “Go, girls.”
pretty spineless
Heartfelt music is all that matters, regardless of political stance.
Taking that to the logical extreme, I asked a mate if he’d be happy playing in a Nazi marching band. He said ‘Yeah, as long as they can all play tunes like motherf**kers’.
Okay, the Digby link to the dads n’ daughters thing? I knew about those weird purity rites they do, but I hadn’t seen the language they use:
Um, ‘cover my daughter’ is an incredibly inopportune phrase, given that ‘cover’ is an old-fashioned term for what bulls do to cows. And the rest of it. Really, really creepy.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4s0xr_bachman-turner-overdrive-takin-care_music
Lotsa girls liking BTO. Of the two commenters on the video one is conveniently named Amanda.
I think the creepiness rises to “tempted to report to CPS” levels.
Hmmm, wonder if the sons have to marry their mothers.
Liberalism: An Autopsy
Hell, look at Skynyrd
Hell, look at the Royal Guardsmen.
This covering will be used by God to influence generations to come.
What God does or doesn’t do about it is as may be, but no doubt this stuff will have an impact on generations to come. I’m thinking mostly in the form of therapy.
Here is another thing you need to know about Bob Seger:
Here is another thing you need to know about Bob Seger:
That was his retirement fund. If Chevy didn’t play that commercial 1027 times per day, Seger would still be making albums. Choose your poison.
To clarify: I’m not defending his music. I’m saying that IMO we have conflicting info on whether or not he’s a wingnut.
The WSJ article’s a big bag of fail, but I love how the man blames Kennedy for irresponsible foreign adventurism and tries to say “therefore it’s his fault that we ended up in Iraq and Afghanistan.” Even if you accept their premise that Democrats were the hawks back then (debatable, both parties were hawkish albeit in different ways), the current crop of conservatives chose to completely own that foreign policy. You don’t get to backpedal by saying “oh but that used to be the Democrats!” Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
And I love their tracking the “big government behemoth” back to JFK and LBJ. What’re FDR and Truman, chopped liver?
Amanda just does not know a lot about music and really fucking needs to stop writing about it.
I could come up with a long list of examples of her hackish ignorance on the topic, but then I’d just be a choad who’s mansplaining.
But it’s simply one of a very long line of things that Amanda knows nothing about. And unfortunately, like most wingnuts, she gets shriller and more annoying about her beliefs the less they’re actually founded in facts or logic.
To quote the Supremes: I can’t define music but I know when it’s pornographic.
she repeatedly refers to country music as “country western” and won’t explain why
Because she learned all she knows about the subject from watching the Blues Brothers.
I make no claims regarding Seger’s politics – except for the practical politics of raking in the dough by turning a song about integrity into a truck ad – I’m just happy to see him embarrassed.
except for the practical politics of raking in the dough by turning a song about integrity into a truck ad
Let me be the first to say that I would trade my integrity for the amount of dough Chevy has paid him.
Let me be the first to say that I would trade my integrity
Your what?
If I wasn’t integrated I’d be a pile of organs on the floor.
I wonder, for instance, if Amanda has any clue how much country music influenced the blues. Without “country western” there never would’ve been the blues for her white heroes to steal.
Let me be the second to say that: it would be irresponsible for me not to do it. However I don’t have a buncha platinum records and perpetual royalties behind me.
“country western”
Maybe Amanda is attempting to categorize country into western, eastern, northern, and southern branches.
I don’t have a buncha platinum records and perpetual royalties behind me.
How the hell am I supposed to know that?
But see, this is what happens when you write and sing songs about actual things instead of just random free-association lyrics laid down over an old Gang of Four or PiL riff.
http://houseofsubstance.blogspot.com/search/label/Verse
http://houseofsubstance.blogspot.com/search/label/Verse
Some of those are singable to the Bo Diddly beat.
If I wasn’t integrated I’d be a pile of organs on the floor.
Ominous elliptical integration, Shirley.
…organ recital…
Funny at the Wikipedia entry:
Also:
There’s no non-sequitor in the second Wikipedia quote. Mrs. Seger and the Segrettes were busy swabbing the deck.
The boat later sank like a rock.
Shocking! Youth pastor arrested for sodomy.
Look, Seger has, as far as I know, the only song with a purely positive mention of Queens in it. Do you have any idea what it’s like growing up in Queens and listening to Fucking Biily Joel endlessly going on about FUCKING LONG ISLAND?
If I wasn’t integrated I’d be a pile of organs on the floor.
Fugue state.
To prevent Google-rage…it’s in the chorus of “The Fire Down Below.”
Look, Seger has, as far as I know, the only song with a purely positive mention of Queens in it
Not true
Queens cats rock, keep it rugged and recent.
Seasonal!
Not true
I didn’t realize that one gets capitalized.
This is the place where stars are born, and we are the only ones who can’t be worn out
“Amanda just does not know a lot about music and really fucking needs to stop writing about it.
I could come up with a long list of examples of her hackish ignorance on the topic, but then I’d just be a choad who’s mansplaining.
But it’s simply one of a very long line of things that Amanda knows nothing about. And unfortunately, like most wingnuts, she gets shriller and more annoying about her beliefs the less they’re actually founded in facts or logic.”
Was this meant sarcastically?
Good question, VS.
Also? I got head-butted by a cheerful young Portuguese water dog, and I think I might have broke my nose. It’s not displaced or anything, and who can tell about swelling, since I have a big nose to start with, so the only evidence I can proffer is Ow!.
Also too? Schlussell and I went to the same high school. Ew. Fortunately for me, I graduated while she was a toddler. I should have Carrie’d that high school while I could.
I don’t know if Seger’s a wingnut or not but back in ’66 the vast majority of the country still supported the war and believed the BS. This was before Nixon, before Tet, while most of the US thought the Gulf of Tonkin incident was real.
Lots of people changed their minds in the ensuing 5 years. Not sure about Seger but I wouldn’t hold him to what he thought in ’66.
Was this meant sarcastically?
Nope. Sorry, I’ll stick to boob and repetitive in-jokes in the future.
“Nope. Sorry, I’ll stick to boob and repetitive in-jokes in the future.”
Come on, Nick. Exactly where did you read anything that anyone said to mean you are supposed to shut up? Dude, please. I’m the last one who’ll tell anyone to shut up.
Do you have any idea what it’s like growing up in Queens and listening to Fucking Biily Joel endlessly going on about FUCKING LONG ISLAND?
Fuckhead, I grew up in Manhattan and had to listen to The Ramones to get any cool music about my city…who you kiddin’ heah?