Does anyone care that I’m first?!

We Care A Lot

Didn’t Hitler have a troop of armed faggots who were armed and dangerous? Maybe this is where the wikileaks thing is going. Assange’s lawyer works for open society – that’s George Soros. Ask yourself —- how did this young gay kid become an “military “analyst?” Maybe he was placed there. Maybe their cooking up a coupe with a group of gay turncoats under Soros wing.

Yew, I admit it’s farfetched…but it’s an interesting world we live in …….

Will sombody explain what “gays serving openly means” Does that mean couples can serve in the same work group which is a diaster for Hetros when it comes to work group cohesiveness. Does it mean screwing in public. Sex is kinda personnel and private, does “openly” mean kinda like the gay pride parades.

I can’t envision any upside to promoting open sex activity for either homos or hetros in the workforce

Oy.

I care.

I care so much I’ve made you this lovely award out of macaroni and glitter. Where shall I send it to?

‘Mayor Sam Adams’

AWESOME

If those were the Three Stooges, Curly’s cry would be “Ho! Mo!”

We care enough to send the very best!

It’s like the perfect strawman zombie ad hominem Storm! It’s like George Romero remaking the Wizard of Oz, with Sam Kinison as Dorothy’s closest friend! It’s like… OMG the stupid, it just brained itself on the coffee table bending over to tie its Tivas.

I can’t envision any upside to promoting open sex activity for either homos or hetros in the workforce

Seriously…is this person retarded?

We care enough to send the very best!

I don’t want your tacky damn carnations and baby’s breath.

See, much as I love John Stewart, these 3 bozoids prove that he is wrong. One cannot be tolerant or forgiving of these people or have them in a society that you expect to function semi-normally. The kindest thing to do is to send them to Easter Island, give them sharp implements and tell them that there are spy cameras in the rocks.

From buttrocket’s flatus release:
No one I know of holds all Muslims responsible for the depraved actions of a relative few, but it is entirely reasonable to hold Muslims generally responsible for cleaning up their religion.

Cuz ur religon iz fukt up, d00d.

My religion, OTOH, is just peachy and swell with no freaky fringes.

what the corrupt media will not tell you is that occasionally a rogue gay soldier may wig out and leak over 250,000 documents to Wikileaks after a relationship falls apart.

Unlike straight dudes, who would NEVER EVER do something crazy when a relationship doesn’t go their way.

It’s like George Romero remaking the Wizard of Oz, with Sam Kinison as Dorothy’s closest friend!

I think that would be kind of entertaining actually.

No one I know of holds all Muslims responsible for the depraved actions of a relative few, but it is entirely reasonable to hold Muslims generally responsible for cleaning up their religion.

Wheel of Inanity, Turn Turn Turn, Tell Us The Blast Fax for Today….

Didn’t some other asshat say almost exactly the same shit?

Although I do have to question Wikileaks dude’s choice of fake CD name. Not because I don’t like Lady Gaga, but because it’s so fucking stereotypical.

Sex is kinda personnel

They call it kinda human resources these days.

They call it kinda human resources these days.

Yet another signpost on the road towards corporatization of American society.

Perfectly good word: personnel. Describes the department perfectly and acknowledges there are people involved. Too, it sounds like “personal”. That adds a nice touch.

Then some asshat in marketing got his hands on one…

cooking up a coupe with a group of gay turncoats under Soros wing.

This is what we are supposed to pay attention to.

To be a Christian terrorist the terrorist must recite the Lord’s Prayer while engaging in the terrorist act. And who ever heard of that?

Sometimes the shorters are so outrageous one says to one’s self, “surely, self, that is so fucking stupid he cannot really have written it.” One is always wrong.

And linky 2 no workee. [Tintin says: fixed now. Thanks!]

Maybe their cooking up a coupe with a group of gay turncoats under Soros wing.

OMG that is so awesome.

HORROR: TSA nude backscatter scanners cause chromosome damage

This would result in more right-wing opinionaters…

**shudder**

Assange’s lawyer works for open society – that’s George Soros

This is a new con-meme we’ll be hearing more of in the coming days. Soros as donated money to WikiMedia in the past, which by Glenn Beck logic means Wikileaks = Soros = liberalism.

“Open” as in “unashamed.” You know, the way your prostitute talks about your diaper fetish.

Have any of the reactionaries advising the Muslins to clean up their religion yet admitted that Mohamed Mohamud was turned in to the FBI by his Musselman father?

Try this test, to check your actions, not your beliefs. Is your mouth where your money is? (If so, you may be a contortionist.)

Sex is kinda personnel

They call it kinda human resources these days.

Furries too?

A little deuce coupe.

Do I not always provide you all with finest of mangoes?

Notice all the misspellings…

““Open” as in “unashamed.” You know, the way your prostitute talks about your diaper fetish.”

Oh snap.

oops. Luke is the new assistant dishwasher.

Notice all the misspellings…

By this time next week they’ll be considered the correct spelling. I man, they’ve already managed to change the meaning of freedom, family, patriot, honor, and about a dozen other once noble words. Why don’t they change the spelling, too? Also.

I was wondering who Luke was…and why he cared…though I was touched nonetheless.

It’s like George Romero remaking the Wizard of Oz, with Sam Kinison as Dorothy’s closest friend!

I’d watch that too. Twice.

The boat is lovely. VS, you’re first ’cause you’re a layabout- nothing better to do than eat bon-bons and gestate.

What tipped them to Wikileaker’s sexuality? The ‘Lady GaGa’ mix disc?

cooking up a coupe with a group of gay turncoats under Soros wing.

Is this like growing a Monticello?

INSERT LINK is my favourite website.

Why don’t they change the spelling, too? Also.

The LOLcats have that gig all to themselves.

Here’s a news flash: Alec Rawls commented in that Gateway Pundit thread.

The Pentagon study is a fraud. Their poll only only asked “if having an openly gay person in a unit would have an effect in an intense combat situation.” Note the qualifications: “an openly gay person.” It didn’t ask whether the development of an openly gay subculture would be a problem, and it only asked whether resulting conflicts would keep gays and straights from being able to fight together “in an intense combat situation.”

Obviously these guys have to live together ALL the time, not just during intense combat situations, and the development of an openly gay subculture could well sour the experience for a lot of the straights. If they take away the DADT line, they aren’t talking about replacing it with any other line. Out gay behavior, every kind of flaming you see in San Francisco and in every other gay enclave in the country, will be explicitly allowed, because acting gay is exactly what will no longer be disallowed. The military will become drama-queen central for limpwristing, hip-pointing, gay-as-I-wanna-be display, including mock and serious come-ons directed at the real men. Give it ten years and recruiting of straights will collapse, and when the collapse starts, it will accelerate. Same thing happened to the American Catholic church when the gays got in. Goodby Good Men.

They’re cooking up a mess of crazy stew, and here I am without a spoon.

I anxiously await his kinky gay sex tape.

It’s like a tanker of moron-vinegar ran into a lake of stupid.

“DOUCHE!”

My religion, OTOH, is just peachy and swell with no freaky fringes.

This is why I’m proud to be a snake handler. We have nothing to apologize for. What, you got bit by a snake? Boo hoo. What the fuck were you expecting?

Goodby Good Men.

I feel sorry for poor Alec- he’d be a lot happier if he could just find himself a good man.

The military will become drama-queen central for limpwristing, hip-pointing, gay-as-I-wanna-be display, including mock and serious come-ons directed at the real men.

Yeah, but the barracks will be so much more tastefully decorated! And the new uniforms? Faaabulous!!

I know we’re s’posed to be all clever and shit…..but I’m just a peon and all I can say is ,” wow”.

and , “so who’s ass can we drink shots off of today?”

Goodby Good Men.

You fine strapping examples of brutish American power, with your jutting jaws and broad shoulders and firm thighs and hairy chest and windy blue eyes….. Um yeah, like the Romans, you know, the Centurions, with their rugged Italian features and dark smoky eyes. Um like the Catholics, with their stern discipline and spanking and hitting and obedience and submission and the soul baring private sessions.

Goodby Good Men.

This… is… Spurta!!!

What, you got bit by a snake? Boo hoo. What the fuck were you expecting?
Is the winner

Hillbuzz is really, really, sad to read. I don’t know if his going crazy just happened to correspond with Obama getting elected, or if Obama actually did trigger it, but that guy is so clearly narcissistic/borderline personality disorder that it’s hard for me to enjoy making fun of his stuff much.

Lulz!

That was for Spurta. Everything I do is for my homeland.

“Same thing happened to the American Catholic church when the gays got in”

And also too in Ireland and Germany and Belgium and ….

Waitaminnit …

When was the last time that a mass murderer, or would-be mass murderer, commemorated his deed with Christian, Hindu, Buddhist or Jewish scripture? Can’t think of one? Neither can I.

Well…

Spurta.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!

The military will become drama-queen central for limpwristing, hip-pointing, gay-as-I-wanna-be display, including mock and serious come-ons directed at the real men.

This presumed citizen has never spent a day in uniform, as his (it’s? she’uns? all yawl’s?) spittle-inflected mental drivellings clearly show. Dressing and undressing his G.I. Joes in his sofa fort doesn’t count.

And, also, quoting the Reverend George Carlin, “Gays in the military means more pussy on R&R in town for the straight guys!”

Win-win situation.

The military will become drama-queen central

So Lindsey Graham, JSMcC, and David Petraeus will feel more at home. Good news!

No one I know of holds all Muslims responsible for the depraved actions of a relative few, but it is entirely reasonable to hold Muslims generally responsible for cleaning up their religion.

Check out the number of Muslims who’ve fought against al-Qaeda & co in the last decade. Muslims serving in the British, American and other armies, Muslims working in the Northern Alliance in 2001, Muslims working for allied governments against the terrorists (cops, spies, soldiers), Muslims who created the Awakening movement in Iraq circa 2007 and turned the war around (no, it wasn’t the “surge,” jackasses). The random African (strike 1) Muslim (strike 2) immigrant (strike 3) who was the first person to call in the Time Square bombing.

Now go find me the number of movement conservatives who’ve lifted a finger, or even raised their voice, to oppose wars of aggression in Iraq, Lebanon, or Gaza.

I’m glad to hear we’re both such huge fans of people cleaning up their house. Now get off your asses and start sweeping. Everyone’s doing it except you.

And also too in Ireland and Germany and Belgium and ….

ISRAEL! BLOODY ISRAEL! THE NATION THEY ALL WISH WE WERE MORE LIKE! THE BIBLICAL GOD’S CHOSEN FRAKKIN PEOPLE, ALREADY!

Face, meet palm.

The fire set at the Portland mosque
The longer Hinderaker is wrong about everything except the fact that the mosque is in Corvallis, not Portland.

Need some more vomit-fodder?

http://spectator.org/archives/2010/11/30/is-sarah-palin-too-dumb-to-be

Now go find me the number of movement conservatives who’ve lifted a finger, or even raised their voice, to oppose wars of aggression in Iraq, Lebanon, or Gaza.

But… but… THE KEYBOARD KOMMANDOS RISK CARPAL TUNNEL!!

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Anony’s link,

No less than George Washington was denied a commission in the British Regular Army as a young man because he was seen by British elites as a more spectacular example of what Washington biographer James Thomas Flexner called “the incompetent provincial soldier.” It wasn’t simply that American colonists couldn’t cut it professionally, in this view, it was that those who ran and served in the British Regular Army were, don’t you know, just so much smarter than their American-born subjects. In a word, the British elites of the day were snobs. And they looked at young George Washington, already a young man of considerable military experience, as just too dumb — not to mention unworthy — to be a commissioned officer in the British Regular Army.

Well, G.W’s first experience in combat ended with him being captured at Fort Necessity, by the French, of all people. He had a pretty inconclusive record during the rest of that war; most of the Revolution consisted of his getting his ass kicked, and that war only ended when the French agreed to help him block the British off at Yorktown.

Of course, today’s history firmly declares that Washington won the war single-handed with a little help from Mel Gibson. But if you look at his actual record, not that impressive.

today’s history firmly declares that Washington won the war single-handed with a little help from Mel Gibson.

He only needed Mel to deal with the Hessian Jewish mercenaries.

Assange’s lawyer works for open society – that’s George Soros
The Open Society. And its enemies.

Same thing happened to the American Catholic church when the gays got in
And the Israeli Defense Force.

He only needed Mel to deal with the Hessian Jewish mercenaries.

Well, if they hadn’t killed Jesus, he totally would have kicked ass at Bunker Hill.

Another Kiwi, can you e-mail me?

Oh fuck…..

Palin now….I’m gonna go do the dishes….actually, start drinkin while I ‘supervise’ my new assistant doing the dishes. Reach out to the dishes with your feelings, young Luke.

Email a coming

Another Kiwi, can you e-mail me?

SC, is this one of those “send lawyers, guns, and money!” moments?

But… but… THE KEYBOARD KOMMANDOS RISK CARPAL TUNNEL!!

Which will ruin their sex lives. It’s sads all the way down.

Email intrigue? Passing notes? Please…share with the whole class…

These geniuses scream “Government is the Problem!”

Then, someone produces evidence of the problems with Government and they’re all like “Traitor!” and “Gay Traitor!”

Have to agree with the writer above that sometimes the shorters are so insane, you assume the jest. So I looked at the Lujan one.

Facepalm.

Dujan one. Wowie zowie. That’s actually cause for an involuntary hospitalization right there.

Dujan one. Wowie zowie. That’s actually cause for an involuntary hospitalization right there.

You’re still reeling, laddie. You’ll recover in time.

Ok, morbid curiosity got the better of me. If these people happened to be standing on a street corners while they said this shit…

If these people happened to be standing on a street corners while they said this shit…

They’d ruin their chances for a man-on-man hookup.

Call John a conspiracy nut if you want…but the man is terrified of what those radiation machines are doing to his chromosomes and testes.

NUT NUTTY NUT NUT.

Also: pharma rep. Look, appeals to authority usually rely on someone with, you know, AUTHORITY. Right-winger conspiracy nutter pharma rep is not my go-to guy on chromosomes, whether he’s successfully bred or not. If I want to know how much better his Avandia notepad and pen sets are than the Actos guy’s, well, different story.

The good Herr Doktor informs me that he is in a country where the trains run on time…but the Black Ops range of the Riddled empire does not extend to there what with some recent unpleasantness about regimental silverware. All lies, do you hear!!!!

HORROR: TSA nude backscatter scanners cause chromosome damage

Unsurprisingly, so does reading Kevin Dujan.

Good stuff on that Hillbuzz weirdo, if you’re not up on his weirdness. (I wasn’t.)

Viola–the extermination of nuisance people!
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Viola — what did she have to do with it?

“…But if you look at his actual record, not that impressive.”

Well, as a war-fighter, maybe no. Although the Delaware assault was some pure ballsy genius. But Washington’s main role was as a moral anchor for the Continental Army, and for the Colonials supporting the revolution. We stayed and suffered with the troops, and never demanded of them anything he would not do himself. Of course the strict personal code of conduct that he held himself to, pretty successfully, was one major reason why even if he didn’t win all that often, he was pretty beloved by all around.

Huh, someone of high social status, remaining mindful of his social duties and responsibilities, and sticking to them, regardless of personal loss, for the greater benefit of the nation, is an example the whack-a-loon right and god-botherers like to ignore and wish would go away. Because it doesn’t fit in with their code of: gimmegimmegimme

Uh, and “WE” should have been “HE” — I blame low blood-coffee levels.

some recent unpleasantness about regimental silverware. All lies, do you hear!!!!

Major Bloodnok is that you?

Major Bloodnok is that you?
I have nothing to say to you, Miss Bannister!

Enemies of the U.S. take note—all you need to make American forces come undone is some flaming commandos, a small elite force that is gay as a parade.

Call John a conspiracy nut if you want…but the man is terrified of what those radiation machines are doing to his chromosomes and testes.

Well, which is it? Is he terrified or testy?

The new airport scanners are a leftist plot to sterilize straight white men so that there will be no one remaining in a generation to resist the left’s plot to impose Sharia law on America.

OK. I am not getting out of the boat. I have a shiny new computer and I don’t want to pollute it with whatever malware lives at those wingnut URLs, but…well…

If the backscatter machines mutate us to make us sterile then how, exactly, will this lead to sharia? Are they going to force white all people through the machines at gunpoint, then forbid Muslims from flying? Wouldn’t forbidding Muslims from flying make the wingnuts happy? Is the underpants gnome involved in this plot?

The source blogger’s entry is worth reading. He seems a reasonable guy wit a handful of questions, and right outta the gate says he’s not a radologist, and in comments engages in a fascinating discussion of the topic with a couple commenters, one of whom is a fairly knowledgeable radiologist. Serious, radiation is a topic we’re all kind of ingnorant of (as evidenced by the comment that “no radiation level is safe”), so if you want to know more than you do now about this, I highly recommend it.

How does anyone know whether Bradley Manning is gay if DADT is still in effect?

If I ever have to go through airport security again, I’m definitely bringing a spider with me just in case those scanners really are radioactive.

Then again, without the webshooters (which as far as I know, don’t exist…yet), I’d just be a jumpy guy with an ill-defined extra sense. The webs are what makes the whole thing cool.

Nevermind.

How does anyone know whether Bradley Manning is gay if DADT is still in effect?

Because Manning is a rogue gay. Wait, does that mean he’s actually…straight??

I just blew* my own mind.

*woops

I am feeling cranky and irritable. I have spent a few hours trying to eradicate a malware “redirect” affliction, via AVG and SpyBot and all of the updates, but i don’t think I have demolished it yet. It manifests when I google something, and redirects me to some bullshit search crapfest called Scour.com, and I am mightily perturbed.

This is not good for me, or for the world. Luckily, I am unarmed. But jeebus, you don’t gotta be MacGyver to think about what to do with various kitchen implements. What I’m saying is that redirect virus or not, I am a simple, homely old spinster, so if targeted killing needs to be done, I’m your crone.

Huh, someone of high social status, remaining mindful of his social duties and responsibilities, and sticking to them, regardless of personal loss, for the greater benefit of the nation, is an example the whack-a-loon right and god-botherers like to ignore and wish would go away. Because it doesn’t fit in with their code of: gimmegimmegimme

Once made a nice speech against torture, too, deliberately saying that Americans shouldn’t act like Britishers. I can guess where that speech would end up in today’s right wing blogosphere.

So.. John Hinderaker is Azzam Al-Brittani? Life imitating art.

We should move onto future Dumb Things, like future shorter DoughBlob:

“Can someone read all of the latest Wikileaks and forward me the ones that show how harmful to U.S. national security they were, and which will be central to that point? Need both hands for giant sammich nom nom nom burp fart aaaaaahhhh…”

Hillbuzz is always so educational. For instance, now I know that straight white men are the only people with genitals, or even chromosomes. The rest of the population obviously sold theirs for some sweet Soros Buxx and are staying alive by means of aborted fetus-powered nanobots. Betcha won’t hear THAT in yer liberal media.

“I was just gonna do the political spectrum quiz…then a new thread popped up. So I am working on making it my bitch.”

I see how this works. VS is Sharia Law and now all the Sadlynaut motorcycles followed her here. That is a splendid display of Her True Power.

Now I have to read this thread and catch up. On a 1963 Vespa.

No, the way the scanners work is that they turn up the radiation really high when they see somebody who is acting particularly heterosexual and/or white. That is why the TSA is trying to hire over 5,000 people with exceptional gaydar.

Out gay behavior, every kind of flaming you see in San Francisco and in every other gay enclave in the country, will be explicitly allowed, because acting gay is exactly what will no longer be disallowed.

So, he’s worried that all gays in the military will start dressing like Klinger? Make assless chaps out of their fatigues? Braid their buddy’s hair while in a fox hole? What?

What, you got bit by a snake? Boo hoo. What the fuck were you expecting?
Is the winner

true this

Of course, today’s history firmly declares that Washington won the war single-handed with a little help from Mel Gibson. But if you look at his actual record, not that impressive.

But he was a superb dancer…

burp fart aaaaaahhhh…

As a Flatulent-American, I take issue with this scurrilous characterization.

from DuJan’s backstory:
“Conservatives need to start telling little Susie and Billy they have to miss ballet and hockey ONE DAMN DAY in November and December. There will be plenty of crap for you to buy at Costco the next day, I swear.
It is shameful you invoke God whenever it’s time to judge others but you love sitting on that butt of yours drinking your Pepsi instead of helping people who need it at the holidays.”

Fucking, seriously? He has a fucking fit over people (including a fallen soldier’s widow) not supporting the USO and thereby the troops, but then has a fucking fit over amped up security at airports?!? Has he forgotton why the friggin’ troops are over there in the first fucking place?

Has he forgotton why the friggin’ troops are over there in the first fucking place?

The troops are over there to bolster his ego and entertain him.

The scanners are over here to humiliate and inconvenience him.

See the problem?

Mohamud’s plot to murder thousands of Christians

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Car bombing death tolls are measured in the dozens when it’s an open-air attack. The tree lighting is popular, but there weren’t that many people there. Also, this is Portland, one of the most unchurched cities in America. Downtown. I think you’d be hard pressed to find a hundred “Christians” there as Assrocket would define the term. I’d bet good money there were more neopagans there than conservative Protestants.

Sometimes the shorters are so outrageous one says to one’s self, “surely, self, that is so fucking stupid he cannot really have written it.” One is always wrong.

I’ve been here going on 5 years now, it feels like. These things are never wrong. I’ve watched the great men and women of my generation, and also a bunch of older farts, taken down by that impulse to “just check to see if they’re kidding.”

Stay.

on.

the.

boat.

Mohamud’s The FBI’s plot to murder thousands of Christians
Fiqsed.
I am waiting for condemnation from the purported moderate members of the FBI.

moderate members of the FBI.

“Are you an agent or a special agent?”

“Are you an agent or a special agent?”

The FBI has short buses?

Your daily comic

DOODS!

Ann Althouse calls out Rush Limbaugh!

Ann Althouse calls out Rush Limbaugh!

Isn’t that like a flea calling out a rhino?

In more ways than literally?

…interesting, though, to see if AA can scrape together the $780,000 “speaking fee” for Rush to appear on bloggingheads.

Isn’t that like a flea calling out a rhino?

Yes, but I want to see the reaction after the flea gets gored.

“He is convinced the TSA is going to sterilize him…and all the other white, successful, straight guys who make up 80% of flyers.”

Did the TSA scanners pick up that “fact” and make him pull it out of his ass, or did it just come out naturally?

He is convinced the TSA is going to sterilize him

I wish I had access to Soros’ checkbook. I’d tell him he won weekly all-expenses paid vacations to Acapulco for life.

so that it is common in some areas of the world for Muslims to stream out of their mosques after Friday services looking for Christians, Hindus or other infidels to kill.

Even Hineyrakers keyboard is laughing at him.

Mercury pollution can come from burning coal and waste, and run-off from mines.

Oh, and it makes ya gay. This should put a dent in the coal industry.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_9243000/9243902.stm

It’s heart-warming–special patrols for mosques! Of course, it was a Christmas tree lighting ceremony that was the target of an attempted car bombing–but that’s different. No special patrols are needed to protect Christians, evidently.

Toot-to-to! We have a weiner! The Whore on Christmas baton has been passed to Behindrocket!

the ugly hunchback that washes dishes and rings the dinner bell said

BTW, is that you in the finale of Allegro Non Troppo?

I’d like to propose a new Internet tradition.

In-FOX-ication — the act of trolling liberal blogs spewing right wing blast fax talking points while ignoring factual arguments to the contrary.

Example of usage:

“She was so in-FOX-icated that she’s lucky the police didn’t pull her over for TWI (ed. note: Typing While Ignorant).”

I’m sure that creates a temptation for the big man to swing back at little men*.

*VBSR?

Give it ten years and recruiting of straights will collapse, and when the collapse starts, it will accelerate. Same thing happened to the American Catholic church when the gays got in. Goodby Good Men.

Aahh! Nothing like a nice hot cup of Stupid in the morning.

BTW, is that you in the finale of Allegro Non Troppo?

Wasn’t that the puppet on Ed Sullivan?

BTW, is that you in the finale of Toppo Gigio?

Sorry, meds haven’t kicked in.

HAH!

Ruh-roh! I’m channeling Actor! I banish you from my mind you evil spirit!

Sorry, meds haven’t kicked in.

Is that you in the finale of Gigli?

re:Allegro Non Troppo

Uhhhhhhhh. I’m an uncultured twit and have never seen it……or I was so stoned/hashed/acidified at the time that I don’t recall it.

What about Gigi? I can see Snort as an attractive young courtesan.

Representative quotation:

“The fact that they’re trying to tell people that there’s no risk is absolutely ridiculous. It doesn’t take a medical degree, just common sense.”

That’s all they need. Science? No way. Common sense conservatism.

Yeah,yeah, but you know those garters are constantly coming loose and snapping me in my giggly.

I banish you from my mind you evil spirit!

Why? I kinda like the empty space!

Is that you in the finale of Gigli?

Giggity!

What about Gigi? I can see Snort as an attractive young courtesan.

Sank havvuns for leetle gurrrrrrrrrrrrls!

BTW, I found the black saddle in my size, but I still need you spur size. Silver! For Christmas!

“Sank havvuns for leetle gurrrrrrrrrrrrls!”

I always found that song creepy.

BTW, I found the black saddle in my size, but I still need you spur size. Silver! For Christmas!

I had no idea you and actor had a thing going on.

Speaking of creepy, I watched part of “Pretty Baby” the other day. Definitly up there on the WTF?!! scale.

I always found that song creepy.

SNL, circa 1975:

Thank heaven for little girls
‘Cause little girls wear tiny underpants…

I had no idea you and actor had a thong going on.

Fixed

Speaking of creepy, I watched part of “Pretty Baby” the other day. Definitly up there on the WTF?!! scale.

Is Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia the only major studio release with a picking-crabs-from-the-pubic-hair scene?

Rereading, (regurgitating?) these pundips screeching there seems to be a common thread. Gays,homos, testes, sweaty marines living side by side, scary Mooslems, butch nazis, testes, scary Gay Mooslems want my bodily fluids!, Ronnie Raygun Help us! Armed homos! With big sweaty guns!

Project much Marys?

Fixed

Eeeek! Don’t listen to her!

Also, this is Portland, one of the most unchurched cities in America. Downtown.

Yeah, wasn’t it called the Holiday tree lighting? Hee hee, interesting how everything commonly pointed to as signs of encroaching secularism, war on Christmas, Jesus-hatin’ etc becomes OMG CHRISTIAN!!! when it’s useful for painting themselves as victims. Like vilifying Unitarians 365 days a year until they get shot at then fundigelicals are all “Christians targeted!”

No special patrols are needed to protect Christians, evidently.

Does he really think there was no security? Has he ever been out in public?

It’s funny how all the same people who jumping all over the “NATIONAL SECURITY over civil liberties and commonsense” bandwagon just a few short years ago are suddenly all concerend about privacy issues. The big question is, is it because there’s a Dem and a black man in the White House, or is it because the TSA now have a machine that will reveal their penis size?

There was a were between who and jumping, but just before I posted the comment it left. It’s apparently trying to find a wolf before the next full moon

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos.

“Beware of gay soldiers plotting to blow up mosques with airport scanners!”

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos.

Beware of Muslins leaking classified documents to 9/11 widows.

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos.

“You got your terrorists in my Wikileaks!”

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos. Gay soldiers wage war on Christmas

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos.

Beware of Wikileaks shoving Shiara law down your throat.

Over and over… faster and faster…

Oh, my… I need to have a bit of a lie down…

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos.

Ground Zero Mosque gay marries Michelle Obama’s fat ass

Ants crawling on a crucifix are increasing the deficit so that gay soldier terrorists can extend unemployment befefits for Terror Babies*!
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* Actual Clownhall post in 3 … 2 …

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos
Michelle’s fat ass is crescent shaped

Looks like I planted a virus seed here.

Al Qaeda sleeper-cell plans to crash Bo’s private jet into the Washington Monument while Gay Pride parades suddenly turn into homo-islamo-fascist death-squads who will infiltrate the army to increase the deficit under orders from SOROS!

COMING SOON: Outrage Combos

Gay Muslim soldiers plan to use airport scanners to laugh at your junk!

More on KDujan. The man. The trainwreck.

I can’t envision any upside to promoting open sex activity for either homos or hetros in the workforce

Get this person some office porn, stat!

Sex is kinda personnel

They call it kinda human resources these days.

See above. “Now Miss, about your resume, it says here you were a glassblower. What skills did you acquire in that job?”

what the corrupt media will not tell you is that occasionally a rogue gay soldier may wig out and leak over 250,000 documents to Wikileaks after a relationship falls apart.

My first reaction to an accusation of this sort is to remember the USS Iowa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Iowa_turret_explosion

Dude wasn’t even gay, but the brass chose to call him a fag and accuse him of suicide/mass murder rather than accept responsibility for their own massive fuckup.

Another Kiwi said,
…The kindest thing to do is to send them to Easter Island, give them sharp implements and tell them that there are spy cameras in the rocks.

Win.

and no Christian church services fire up worshippers to commit violence against non-Christians

My, how quickly Fwiffo forgot about The Very Reverend Terry Jones.