Gay Patriot Is All A-Twitter About Iowa Results

Even pigs would probably draw the line at contracting for hits on people in PETA in order to assure each pig’s freedom to become bacon and be fried up in skillets across the country. So, in that sense, as this tweet shows, even your average pig is smarter than Bruce Carroll, The Gay Patriot:

Does anyone want to speculate why Bruce might not have a dog in the gay marriage race?

That’s Bruce on the right. Would you marry this guy? I didn’t think so. I wouldn’t either — even if you got me coked up out of my mind, poured a bottle of Stoli down my throat, dragged me to DC, and promised that I could carry on an adulterous affair with Ryan Kwanten.

(Oh, and Bruce, blocking me on Twitter, as you’ve done, doesn’t prevent me from seeing or mocking your tweets. It just makes you look even more foolish.)

 

Comments: 196

 
 
 

Gay Patriot Is All A Twitter

I’m not “fixing” it, just complementing it.

 
 

Does anyone want to speculate why Bruce might not have a dog in the gay marriage race?

He’s converted to Buddhism and takes that “Life is suffering” thing to heart?

 
 

Also too, since he’s now likely to look in here, STFU Gay Patriot Kapo. You make me sick. Literally.

 
 

coked up out of my mind, poured a bottle of Stoli down my throat, dragged me to DC, and promised that I could carry on an adulterous affair with Ryan Kwanten.

Juses! Please tell there’s a newsletter, at least!

 
 

I gotta go- gonna put the finishing touches on a moussaka and re-read Seven American NIghts (to get an idea of the future that awaits us).

 
 

Whew They’re finally calling the OR governor race. For Kitzhaber, thank gawd.

 
 

Legislating from the bench my ass. Idiot.

 
 

Jason’s ok…but give me Alcide. Damn…

 
 

gonna put the finishing touches on a moussaka

This really depends on who you’re feeding it to. Also:

Entertainer-Gleaned’s Egg Ball

All you do is get defective loris and put garlic and vanilla on top of it before balling it. That – putting those seasonings on top – is the secret. Candy the meat, then put it on top of some bellbird wing. Put egg (at all grocery stores, make sure to get this egg too) over top of it. Put it in the microwave for 60 seconds. You can add to it whatever you want. Some people put a layer of farmer cheese on it and just eat it like that. I chop up swelter’d venom, prune and sweetened condensed milk and put them on top, as well as annelid thorax. WARNING: You will never be able to order defective loris at a restaurant or bar ever again, as they simply won’t measure up to the ones you can make at home.

 
 

If you made those image searches something like this we could find funnier pictures like THIS.

 
 

Shari law is coming to Iowa. What’s next, posting religious law in courthouses?

 
 

Do you have a link, PM? Local news (outside of Eugene) is still saying Dudley is ahead.

 
 

Subby, that recipe is almost plausible. I think JanusNode is becoming sentient.

 
 

I heard it on OPB. I recall the announcer saying that other kegs had also called it for Kitz. Try oregonlive.com or opbnews.org

 
 

Shari law is coming to Iowa.

Lambchop is DEAD Mr. Sensitive.

 
 

@Klaus: Dudley is still ahead, but the Oregonian is projecting it for Kitzhaber based on the expected outcome of the remaining votes. http://oregonlive.com

 
 

Advisory: Do not view this image immediately after partaking of moussaka.

 
 

EAT IT, PUNKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 
 

Its a precedent, though. People might start thinking “hmmm… if we can get rid of some Iowa judges, maybe we can clean out the Supreme Court…”

 
 

@PM and Djur. Thanks.

 
 

Checking the Oregonian governor’s race has taken up a bit of my morning. Looks like I got Wyden and Schraeder. Please, please, please… AAAARGGHHH. I hate suspense, but really wish all these agencies would stop calling the winners before the counting is done.

 
 

Would have never have thought the xtians would resort to the ballot box before the ammo box. Fucking amazing, simply mind-boggling!

 
 

Chris Dudley’s finest NBA moment:

 
 

I think the reason this guy is “ghey” is that amongst all of his other misconceptions about gay men, he probably believes that gay men are desperate (and can’t get women). Maybe he figures (based on that misconception) if he claims to be gay, *somebody* will actually sleep with him. After all, gay men are desperate. So, maybe he’ll get some.

He certainly seems far more awkward and unsophisticated than any gay man I’ve ever encountered, and that’s just judging by the photo!

That’s my two pennies. The guy is a closeted straight republican male. AFAIK, that’s the least likely demographic to get nookie without having to pay for it.

 
 

Huh. Never saw that one. I was expecting a vid of him missing 11 consecutive free throws.

 
 

I was expecting a vid of him missing 11 consecutive free throws.

I was expecting a vid of that time he made a shot.

Typical Republican reaction to losing, though. Makes me wonder how he’ll react to his loss to Kitzhaber.

 
 

When I was in highschool, a sow up in Forsyth Co. had a litter of piglets, three of which were born with human hands. Since I was in FFA, a group of my frinds and I drove up to check them out. When we got to the farm, there were already maybe fifty or sixty trucks parked in a big pasture next to where the pigs were troughing. The owner of the pig farm, whose name I won’t mention here, swore that the pigs came from Iowa already in gestation.

 
 

It was part of a whole thing that was going on that game:

 
 

If there’s one thing Republicans absolutely cannot stand, it’s elitism;

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/the-day-after/?singlepage=true

Shorter PJM; Obama demonstrates uppity incorrigible elitism by not listening to the voters who know best!

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/massachusetts-republicans-perplexed/?singlepage=true

Shorter PJM; What’s the matter with Massachusetts? Those voters are dumb and don’t know what’s best for them.

 
 

Lambchop is DEAD

The begging of my favorite Roald Dahl story.

 
 

“beginning” too, for the unimpaired.

 
 

The state that sent Scott Brown to Washington turns down two fine GOP candidates and re-establishes its anti-business reputation.

Can’t wait til we can kick his dumb ass out, too. Also, Mass is one of the top three states for start-ups, with CA and NY, so anti-business reputation my left buttcheek.

 
 

Reagan is Hawt!

 
 

“Pigs against PETA” is golden!

 
 

Can’t wait til we can kick his dumb ass out, too. Also, Mass is one of the top three states for start-ups, with CA and NY, so anti-business reputation my left buttcheek.

Massachusetts, California and New York are the three best places for start-up businesses? You aren’t kidding right?

Holy fuck. We really do have it all.

 
 

Breaking!!!!!

I’m watching Dudley right now making his concession press appearance. He’s being fairly gracious which doesn’t surprise me – he’s not a bad guy, he’s just not very … Whatever.

 
 

Dang. I should have gone down to his HQ (1/8 mile away from here) and heckled. Maybe get him to throw something at me.

 
 

Massachusetts, California and New York are the three best places for start-up businesses? You aren’t kidding right?

Well, I can’t say if they’re the best places*, but the majority of VCs are in those 3 states, as are the majority of new companies getting funded.

*Though I can say PJ TEA-NUTTERS CAN EAT ME!

 
 

Massachusetts, California and New York are the three best places for start-up businesses? You aren’t kidding right?

Well, I can’t say if they’re the best place

Rand Paul – that mop-headed dreamsicle – says we all live off serving rich people, of whom there are many more in those three states than, say Mississippi, Kansas, and Idaho.

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

the majority of VCs are in those 3 states, as are the majority of new companies getting funded.

I imagine that has something to do with there being big research universities there (esp. in MA.) Another thing teh wingnertz hatez.

 
 

Rand Paul – that mop-headed dreamsicle – says we all live off serving rich people, of whom there are many more in those three states than, say Mississippi, Kansas, and Idaho.

Kansas does have the Kochs, however.

Bloody bastards.

 
 

Lambchop is DEAD Mr. Sensitive.

About what I thought, though a better line than I could come up w/.

Where’s the ingredient list? Gotta know what’s on hand, too much reading w/o a list.

 
 

Carl Paladino’s super fantastic concession speech.
“You have not seen the last of Carl Paladino!”
Special appearance by Mr. Orange Baseball Bat at the 6 min mark.

 
 

O FUCK ME…the gubernatorial recount has begun in MN…and the republicans are fapping in a frenzy…WE WON THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE…WE SHOULD HAVE WON THE GOVERNORSHIP TOO! They even mentioned ACORN…where’s the m-effing gin?!?!

 
 

but on the up=side, a dude named chip cravaak beat out jim oberstar who remembers the day the first state flag was hoisted abobe l’toile du nord…not that i’m happy a republican won, but the dude’s name IS fun to say…

 
 

and that should read “above” not adobe…really, autocorrect?!

 
 

the majority of VCs are in those 3 states, as are the majority of new companies getting funded

Most of us moved to Westminster & Garden Grove, CA.

 
 

Adobe l’toile du nord – absolutely what I’m wanting. Must call the interior designer right the hell now.

 
 

I grew up in MN 8, and Oberstar did a lot for the district – and i love that he called a bunch of loud teabagging asshats “flat earthers” at a debate last month. I have no idea who this new wingnut is, I just hope he accepts fucking science.

full disclosure: I sent Oberstar a letter last year regarding a questionable report on climate change being pushed by the R’s and he sent me a very nice reply. What has happened to the 8th? We used to have actual real sochulists up on ‘da range.

 
 

Can’t wait til we can kick his dumb ass out, too.

Son of Erick has Scott Brown on his 2012 hit list because Brown’s supposedly a RINO.

 
 

a dog in the gay marriage race

Getting into Santorum territory there.

 
 

You fool, Lambchop is DEAD!

 
 

You f00l, Lambchop is DEAD!

 
 

Oh well played.

 
 

Bruce Carroll: keeper of his dead mummified mother in a rocking chair in the attic?

 
 

WASHINGTON (AP) — A chastened President Barack Obama signaled a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on Wednesday

Oooooo, so he’s finally coming around

 
 

As an Iowan… FUCK this guy.

 
 

Yeah, I’ve about had it too…………………beginning to think he was a plant all along.

 
 

even if you got me coked up out of my mind, poured a bottle of Stoli down my throat, dragged me to DC, and promised that I could carry on an adulterous affair with Ryan Kwanten.

Or, as I call it, Tuesday.

 
 

And not the good kind of plant, either. If you know what I mean.

 
 

Who needs marriage when you’ve got the 2011 Republican Men calendar and two hands?

Bruce’s fav:

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/10/red-meat-republican-hunks-calendar-201010?currentPage=9

 
The Kid from Kounty Meath
 

O/T: I dunno if anyone’s seen this, but I found it WAY too entertaining.
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/gallery/2010/10/stranger-than-fiction-tpm-casts-the-2010-midterms-movie.php?img=1
(But where’s Forest Whitaker as Kendrick Meeks?)

 
 

“You have not seen the last of Carl Paladino!”

I guess not, if he’s going to keep spamming people with equine pr0n.

 
 

Rand Paul inspires something so bizarre it almost fails to register. The guy says stuff like this:

“There are no rich. There are no middle class. There are no poor […] We all either work for rich people or we sell stuff to rich people. So just punishing rich people is as bad for the economy as punishing anyone.”

And, any place it’s quoted, you’ve got libertarians earnestly pressing their standard cant. What do they get from him?… If you mischaracterize Hayek or Von Mises (or, god forbid, have not read their work) you’ll get an earful. But if Rand Paul waxes incomprehensible, what time is it? Time to tell the liberals about Road to Serfdom again. Because it’s so fucking important for everyone to get serious about economics.

 
 

Gay Patriot Is All A-Twitter About Iowa Results

fexxid for veracimity.

Shari law is coming to Iowa.

I will not soon lose the image of a sheep puppet gumming a .44 magnum.

 
 

“I will not soon lose the image of a sheep puppet gumming a .44 magnum.”

Good. My devious plan was a success.

 
 

I will not soon lose the image of a sheep puppet gumming a .44 magnum.

Shari / Lambchop slashfic?*

*channeling T&U.

 
 

whoops. Maybe I could read the first fucking comment or something.

feh

 
 

I will not soon lose the image of a sheep puppet gumming a .44 magnum.

Just another US election, shirley.

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

We stuck it to the black usurper. White firebagger pride! We sure showed that uppity negro! Who cares that we gave the government over to a bunch of idiots — at least they’re white!

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

And believed to be heterosexual, for now at least…

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

Things that are less important than showing up the uppity Negro:

–Everything progressives have fought for for the last 200 years
–Having sane, competent people in the legislative branch
–Anything else you can fucking think of

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

All people who are proud of their white Dixiecrat heritage owe us a special thanks. Don’t ever make the mistake of thinking we put our “progressive” politics before our pride in the white race. We sure showed that black guy!

Orange is the new black, is what we’re saying.

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

On one hand, he is the most progressive president of the past 50 years. On the other hand, he is a Negro. You can see our predicament, right?

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

Please don’t forget what we spent the last two years doing. We did it for you, white people. Better the devil you know and all that.

 
 

And, any place it’s quoted, you’ve got libertarians earnestly pressing their standard cant. What do they get from him?

Sparkles?

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

Spending 2 years holding meetings about Barack Obama’s black penis doing black penis things is WAY more important than what a Democratic majority would be doing in the same period of time — such as NOT discussing the black man’s penis.

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

Our most important criteria as far as politics go:

1. Being white
2. See #1
3. ibid.
4. GOTO 1.
5. Anglitude
6. Honkiality
7. Ability to Tan
8. Cracker-ass Motherfuckerness
9. Probability of getting skin cancer
10. Progressive values

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

Things we would rather see than the black man get his way for the next 2 years:

1. whatever fucked up things John Boehner’s most twisted imagination can come up with
2. whatever fucked up things Grover Norquist’s most twisted imagination can come up with
3. whatever fucked up things Rand Paul’s most twisted imagination can come up with

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

The fact that the black guy lost has nothing to do with it! We’re just proud of all the white people who won. What’s wrong with that?

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

What do people do when they win? Take a victory lap. What is a Lapp? A kind of white person, is what.

There is no victory like white victory.

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

The fact that we’re on TV less than Alan Keyes is proof that America is racist against white people!

 
 

Is it Dada-appreciation night again?

I always forget.

 
 

Nope, tonight’s the same old doo-doo-presentation.

 
 

Sparkles?

Fluoroquinolone-resistant Gonorrhea?

 
Jerome Armstrong and Jane Hamsher
 

Oh, come on! We’ve spent the past 2 years trying to usurp the first black president because we love black people! The kind in “Day By Day” cartoons, at least.

 
 

It was fucking midterm election.

Calm the fuck down…

 
 

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M. Bouffant said,

November 4, 2010 at 5:01

“Close Contest” in Calif.

of course I read this as “Closet Contest in Calif”…..

which seems on topic and all.

 
 

Are there any exit polls showing how many people voted ( R ) because of Jane Hamsher? The number must be in the dozens, at least.

 
 

All those old white people who were ranting about their children and granchildren’s future as the reason they were so concerned with “restoring America” were so concerned that they voted for a known criminal to be governor of Florida. You know, the guy who stole all that Medicare money that they were so worried would be cut.

 
 

I’m looking forward to a “successful” repeat of Newt Gingrich’s “Contract for America” from the equally loathsome John “Stood too Close to the Insta-Tan” Boner.

Especially since this time the economy’s doing so shit-hot.

Ow, wait… um… never mind.

 
 

Impeachment and Ending Social Security for all!!

It’s what Citizens United would want….

 
 

OMG! Could he look any nerdier?

He can’t be gay! He has no style! No panache! No je ne sais quoi!

 
 

stackozone said,
November 4, 2010 at 14:31

Well, this time they only have one house in Congress, and they do have a fully armed and operational right wing media network which was only beginning to get on its feet last time. So it should be somewhat easier for them to blame everything on us.

Especially if they draft lovely law proposals on the intellectual level of “Abolish All Taxes Forever,” force the Senate to shoot them down, then “Waaaahhhh!!! The Dems won’t let us make you happy!”

 
 

Chris, they’ll fight harder next time, and they’ll weed out the crazies first.

Those, they have working for them.

We have a) a President whose popularity will only grow in comparison running for re-election, which will b) motivate the youth vote and the rest of the electorate.

I anticipate at some point in 2011, Obama will offer a concession and perhaps an admission that he did not listen to his heart and his base.

It might be cynical, but it will work.

 
 

OT – At 4 for 6, zombie-Americans did fairly well on Tuesday.

 
 

The number must be in the dozens, at least.

I’m betting a man with four fingers could count them off.

 
 

At 4 for 6, zombie-Americans did fairly well on Tuesday.

Gay PaidRat should have run against one of them.

 
 

What the fuck, exactly, is a “Gay Patriot”?

Is this yag gonna blow terrorists and learn their dirty secrets for Uncle Sam? Take some evil-doer weenie up the bum for the old Red, White, & Blue, Mom, and apple pie?

Of course, he can’t serve in the military because he’s openly gay, so that avenue of patriotism is closed.

Wingnuts…fucking hell.

 
 

Is this yag gonna blow terrorists and learn their dirty secrets for Uncle Sam?

I imagine that’s one of his wank fantasies.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

It’s a beautiful morning in Arkansas, and merely being on the road makes me feel more resilient and optimistic. Beats stewing in the stale juices of home at a time like this.

Not that it compares to being in Africa on Election Day ’08…

 
 

Sorry, this post reeks of jealousy. I think somebody is attracted to the self-loathing Dr. Peter Venkman type.

 
 

I imagine that’s one of his wank fantasies.

No, I imagine his wank fantasy is that Saint Ronnie Reagan will come down from heaven, touch him, and turn him straight.

 
 

This is what we are up against, folks:

“We are fed up with being overtaxed and overregulated. We are tired of being told how much salt we can put on our food, what windows we can buy for our house, what kinds of cars we can drive, what kinds of guns we can own, what kinds of prayers we are allowed to say and where we can say them, what political speech we are allowed to use to elect candidates, what kind of energy we can use, what kind of food we can grow, what doctor we can see, and countless other restrictions on our right to live as we see fit.”

By my count, of the litany of items Governor Perry lists that he is prohibited from doing, the number that he is actually prohibited from doing, is zero. I no longer know how to argue with people who view facts with such disdain.

 
 

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Substance McGravitas said,

November 4, 2010 at 1:29

If you made those image searches something like this we could find funnier pictures like THIS.

Oh dear. Picture #2. Nice wings, but please tell me it was chilly in there.

 
 

By my count, of the litany of items Governor Perry lists that he is prohibited from doing, the number that he is actually prohibited from doing, is zero.

Well, he is not allowed to own automatic weaponry, so he’s got that going for him.

 
 

WTF is wrong with that picture of St. Ronnie? And I’m not talking about the rainbow tie. Did he go through some kind of gayification device first? Did they photoshop Regis Philbin’s face onto Ronnie’s hair? Sure, Peggy Noonan humps Reagan’s corpse, but did they have to exhume it and putty his face for this picture.

Nightmares.

 
The Rainbow Batman Has A Secret Fiance, And It's Probably Not Who You Think
 

Well, at least Gape Hatriot’s open scorn for nullifying things like DADT and DOMA is useful whenever someone tries to claim that antigay legislation like DADT can simply be swept away by a lawsuit, so the Log Cabin Republicans have done more for LGBTs than Obama or any lefty activist. Yeah, I think we know what their long game is.

 
 

WTF is wrong with that picture of St. Ronnie?

It’s from an art exhibit that Gay PaidRat exposed.

I mean, exhibited.

I mean, put up.

 
 

JT Orlando,

That’s not Photoshopped, is what I mean. It’s taken directly from Bruce’s blog:

http://www.gaypatriot.net/2010/03/27/with-bruce-and-karl-rove-at-the-reagan-library/

 
 

Yeah, I think we know what their long game is.

Ew!

 
 

Well, I was being facetious about the photoshop bit. Reagan’s face just looked more unnatural than usual.

Also, question marks are my friend. Apologies.

 
 

Reagan’s face just looked more unnatural than usual.

As well it should.

 
 

OK, I’m finally getting my blogroll together and I want to link to all the other blogwhores here so I can better creepily stalk them keep track of that they’re up to.

Here’s a list of regular posters I wanna link to:

g
DKW
Subby
N_B
Smut
Jennifer
Pere
actor
BBBB
MBouffant
zrm

Have I left anyone out? Speak now…or don’t.

 
 

Oh good grief! The Overton Window has been moved to the next planet!

 
 

lol Bruce

 
 

Memo to Bruce: Blind, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.

 
 

By my count, of the litany of items Governor Perry lists that he is prohibited from doing, the number that he is actually prohibited from doing, is zero.

True. And notice “forcing women to have children even if they were raped” and “telling people who they should be marrying” is no where on his list of Things I Don’t Want The Gub’ment To Make Me Do.

 
 

If the Tea Party is the new center, I’m a time-traveling unicorn from the Planet Krypton.

 
 

I’m a time-traveling unicorn from the Planet Krypton.

Can I ride you to a time in the future when the Tea Party has failed miserably and our Progressive Utopia is ascendant?

 
 

I was really hoping to see Perry thrown out of office Tuesday, but I suppose I’ll have to settle for watching his completely futile presidential aspirations crash humiliatingly against the rocks of his own anti-charisma and the teabaggers’ refusal to worship him over the Divine St. Sarah…

 
 

“Gay Patriot” is neither gay nor a patriot.

Discuss.

 
 

“Gay Patriot” is neither gay nor a patriot.

Just because he’s incapable of having sex does not make him not gay.

 
 

“Gay Patriot” is neither gay nor a patriot.
He’s also a patriot of the republic of ‘Making common cause with the people who would be just as happy to see him beaten to death on a barb wire fence somewhere in Wyoming’.

 
 

He’s also not an empire.

 
 

Can I ride you to a time in the future when the Tea Party has failed miserably and our Progressive Utopia is ascendant?

Can’t you just wait the three generations?

 
 

A chastened President Barack Obama signaled a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on Wednesday

New? Oh, ‘Bama.

All those old white people who were ranting about their children and granchildren’s future as the reason they were so concerned with “restoring America” were so concerned that they voted for a known criminal to be governor of Florida. You know, the guy who stole all that Medicare money that they were so worried would be cut.

Fiscal responsibility is just another name for nothing left to steal.

Is this yag gonna blow terrorists and learn their dirty secrets for Uncle Sam?

Mata Fairy?

 
 

Have I left anyone out? Speak now…or don’t.

I’m blogless, so there’s no link available for me. However, you can find me sleeping in the comments section of the blogs you did list.

 
 

Another reason for me to be ashamed of my home state. On behalf of reasonable former Iowans, my apologies to everyone.

It doesn’t help my sense of pride any that the current Congressional hominid representing my former town is Steve King (of all Asshats).

Back in my callow youth, my area was represented in Congress by Tom Harkin. However that was before the dark times, before the Empire.

 
 

Oh good grief! The Overton Window has been moved to the next planet!

I’m sure that woman understands what the word “center” means.

 
 

Back in my callow youth, my area was represented in Congress by Tom Harkin. However that was before the dark times, before the Empire.

Too dumb to be Imperials. Make ’em Separatists. The people who revolt against the Republic because it’s too corrupt and inefficient, and run into the arms of the Trade Federation and the other megacorps that’ve kept it corrupt and inefficient.

(Oddly enough, when I first saw the prequels, I thought this was either a plot hole or Lucas didn’t know crap about politics – what kind of idiot would line up behind the people he’s protesting against? Then I watched them again last summer when the teabaggers were in full ascendance, and changed my mind).

Here endeth the Star Wars nerd sidenote.

 
 

I’m sure that woman understands what the word “center” means.

“Me, me, me.”

 
 

“Me, me, me.”

Damn me for having lunch!

 
 

I thought this was either a plot hole or Lucas didn’t know crap about politics

The one I couldn’t figure out was how the Trade Federation couldn’t work out that Palpatine was both their shadowy leader and their opposition. Those Jedi mind tricks were never permanent in the canon.

 
 

Bruce has raised self-loathing to an art form in a single tweet.

 
 

Bruce has raised self-loathing to an art form in a single tweet.

There’s probably some liberal from his past who reads his shit, shakes his head and says “Why did I ever let him date me?”

 
 

Hmmm…getting that Di-Ploh-Mah may have made a difference in some of the elections: http://www.dailyyonder.com/ba-divide/2010/10/17/2995

 
 

Why doesn’t this guy just report to a Christian Reprogramming Center and be done with it?

 
 

The one I couldn’t figure out was how the Trade Federation Tea Party couldn’t work out that Palpatine Dick Armey & Karl Rove was both their shadowy leader and their opposition. Those Jedi mind trickscontributions from foreign countries were never permanent in the canon.

Ditto.

 
I call the big one "Bitey"
 

John Revolta said,

November 4, 2010 at 5:43 (kill)

WASHINGTON (AP) — A chastened President Barack Obama signaled a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on Wednesday

Oooooo, so he’s finally coming around

That’s a dishonest spin on what was already a dishonest spin by the AP writer. Here’s the entire paragraph starting with the sentence you clipped:

WASHINGTON (AP) A chastened President Barack Obama signaled a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on tax cuts and jettisoned a key energy priority on Wednesday, less than 24 hours after he and fellow Democrats absorbed election losses so severe he called them a shellacking.

Note that the author of the article is claiming that “Obama’s new willingness to yield to Republican demands” is in relation to one specific issue and even on that issue anyone who watched the press conference would know he’s lying about what Obama said. Here’s Obama’s verbatim response to Jake Tapper’s question: :

With respect to the tax cut issue, my goal is to make sure that we don’t have a huge spike in taxes for middle-class families. Not only would that be a terrible burden on families who are already going through tough times, it would be bad for our economy. It is very important that we’re not taking a whole bunch of money out of the system from people who are most likely to spend that money on goods, services, groceries, buying a new winter coat for the kids.

That’s also why I think unemployment insurance is important. Not only is it the right thing to do for folks who are still looking for work and struggling in this really tough economy, but it’s the right thing to do for the economy as a whole.

So my goal is to sit down with Speaker-elect Boehner and Mitch McConnell and Harry and Nancy sometime in the next few weeks and see where we can move forward in a way that, first of all, does no harm; that extends those tax cuts that are very important for middle-class families; also extends those provisions that are important to encourage businesses to invest, and provide businesses some certainty over the next year or two.

And how that negotiation works itself out I think is too early to say. But this is going to be one of my top priorities, and my hope is, is that given we all have an interest in growing the economy and encouraging job growth, that we’re not going to play brinksmanship but instead we’re going to act responsibly.

Q So you’re willing to negotiate?

THE PRESIDENT: Absolutely.

If you read through the rest of the transcript you’ll see he wasn’t being any more honest on Obama’s climate change legislation comments. It’s bad enough to get trolled by the AP and you can get as emo as you want to about Obama saying he’s willing to compromise but what’s with being less honest than some typical AP hack?

 
 

The one I couldn’t figure out was how the Trade Federation couldn’t work out that Palpatine was both their shadowy leader and their opposition. Those Jedi mind tricks were never permanent in the canon.

I think they knew. They just expected once he’d seized power, he’d reward those who’d helped him instead of executing them.

 
 

I call the big one “Bitey” said,

He has, in the past, said adamantly that he would let the Bush tax cuts for the rich die. The Republicans have demanded they be made permanent.

Now he implies they’d be on the table, or more accurately, does not reaffirm his opposition, which he had the chance to.

That, to me, signals a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on that issue.

 
 

They just expected once he’d seized power, he’d reward those who’d helped him instead of executing them.

Geez, you’d think they’d never seen “Goodfellas” in that galaxy….

 
 

That, to me, signals a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on that issue.

Think you’re right. And it’s completely in character with what we saw through most of the health care debate.

Eventually, when he finally realized he wasn’t going to get ANYTHING from them, he did push back, but he had to give a hell of a lot of ground before he reached that point. I wonder what his threshold for this debate will be, but I suspect it’ll be much too far to the right for comfort.

 
 

W? T? F????

But conservative Justice Antonin Scalia — much to the scorn of fellow conservative Justice Samuel Alito — argued from the bench that the First Amendment has never been used to restrict violence in the media, the report said.

Scalia was joined by liberal Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor in raising free-speech objections, the Tribune report said. “Could you get rid of rap music” since rap lyrics talk about “killing people?” Sotomayor asked.

The Supreme Court should hand down a decision sometime in the next few months, depending on how long it takes to reach a majority.

 
 

Geez, you’d think they’d never seen “Goodfellas” in that galaxy….

Fucking bad guys. How do they work?

 
 

Not linking to it, but Malkin’s lead story is about how TEH NON-INGLISH SPEAKIN LATINOS voted in droves for Harry Reid and that’s all stinky and icky.

I think this works… Mantener puto que pollo, Michelle!

 
 

Mantener puto que pollo

Keep fucking that pony? I bet she has a whole stable full of polop onies

 
 

Balloon Juice had a link to this New York Times article, according to which polling agencies underestimated Democratic votes (in a couple cases, by enough that projected losers actually won) because pollsters don’t call the households of people who prefer to speak Spanish.

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/03/did-polls-underestimate-democrats-latino-vote/

 
 

pollsters don’t call the households of people who prefer to speak Spanish.

Predictable poutrage from Malkin and the other Hispanic Haters in three…two…one…

 
 

Predictable poutrage from Malkin and the other Hispanic Haters in three…two…one…

Send word to one and all and all and one;

Henceforth, the words “Michelle Malkin” shall not be spoken unless they are preceded by the words “anchor baby” and followed by the words “who thinks anchor babies are destroying America, and is herself the most compelling living evidence of that fact.”

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Dude looks like an ugly, bloated, drunk Ed Helms with a bad haircut.

 
 

Here’s a list of regular posters I wanna link to:

My linky up in Sadly, No comments, today only!

 
 

Dude looks like an ugly, bloated, drunk Ed Helms with a bad haircut.

T&U won’t go out with me?

Liberals are the real homophobes!

 
 

Aw, crap! Blogrolling.com has ceased operations! Dammit…

 
 

“Cap-and-trade was just one way of skinning the cat,” Obama said at a White House news conference yesterday, referring to a system in which companies buy and sell a declining number of pollution allowances. “It was a means, not an end,” he said. “I’m going to be looking for other means to address this problem.”

Rather difficult when your opponent’s problem is with your ends, not your means.

 
 

T&U won’t go out with me?

T&U? You’re a dude????

So all those times I asked you to show your boobs, I was asking for moobs?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

So all those times I asked you to show your boobs, I was asking for moobs?

Well, I have been drinking a lot of Busch Light…

 
 

Well, I have been drinking a lot of Busch Light…

The formaldehyde alone would do the trick.

 
 

Websense, in its wisdom, blocks Bruce’s site from me, but um, this link sounds ominous in its stupidity:

http://www.gaypatriot.net/2010/11/04/gay-americans-made-important-contribution-to-gop-wins/

 
 

If I’m reading his tweets…and really, is there a person more suited to the term?…accurately, he’s claiming that 31% of the gay vote went GOP v. 18% in 2008.

OK, Poopy? Care to explain?

 
 

Back from the bathroom, where a few assholes leave their copy of “The Examiner” lying around every morning. In one article, I just learned three spectacular facts;

1) The Tea Party revolution of 2010 was the single most decisive shift in American politics since Jefferson’s Democratic Republicans beat Adams’ Federalists over two hundred years ago. Really.

2) The teabaggers, great people that they are, won because they didn’t let themselves get “distracted” by fighting back on “issues,” but concentrated on winning races by any means necessary. (O’Brien, self-described “priest of power” from 1984, laughs in his grave).

3) O’Donnell and Angle failed, but from a certain point of view, they succeeded, because they forced Democrats to spend money in Delaware and Nevada instead of elsewhere. (That it also forced Republicans to spend money in Delaware and Nevada instead of elsewhere was no explored).

My eyes have been opened.

 
 

OK, Poopy? Care to explain?

In addition to being a self-loathing Uncle Tom, he’s fucking st00pid. And gullible. Suffers from severe confirmational bias. And st00pid also too.

 
 

I knew I could count on you, Poops!

 
 

O’Donnell and Angle failed, but from a certain point of view, they succeeded, because they forced Democrats to spend money in Delaware and Nevada instead of elsewhere.

Um, hm, he might accidentally have a point about Delaware. Coons was getting creamed by Castle, and the DSCC probably would have short-sheeted that race, figuring they’d hold a majority anyway. Once O’Donnell made it competitive, some money might have flooded in, at least until Maher saved them a lot of grief by running the witch thing.

Harry Reid was in trouble no matter who was running against him, so the DSCC was going to have to pitch in, full stop.

 
 

Oh good grief! The Overton Window has been moved to the next planet!

I’m sure that woman understands what the word “center” means.

There’s an Inigo Montoya quote that comes to mind.

 
 

In addition to being a self-loathing Uncle Tom, he’s fucking st00pid. And gullible. Suffers from severe confirmational bias. And st00pid also too.

Goes beyond stupid. I don’t know how your can, psychologically, survive being in the same boat as people who think you’re a disease, should be kept separate from the population, should catch AIDS and die, etc.

It’d be one thing if he was trying to change the GOP from the inside, but he spends most of his tweets talking about how he doesn’t have to.

 
 

There’s probably some liberal from his past who reads his shit, shakes his head and says “Why did I ever let him date me?”

Seen on Reddit (r/lgbt) this morning:

Last night a “gay Republican” asked me out on a date. I almost barfed in his face, then I couldn’t stop laughing. I hurt his feelings, and I feel good about it.

Memo to gay Republicans: There’s something deeply disgusting about queer people who grovel in submission to the party that hates gays. I don’t care how you spin it, and I don’t like Obama either, but it’s is objectively weird and gross when gays help Republicans: like “Jewish Nazi” or “Black KKK member,” “gay Republican” doesn’t make sense and it is disturbing.
Oh Gay Republicans: It’s a free country and you have every legal right to be gay and to be Republican. But the idea that any self-respecting gay person would want to physically touch cumbucket gay Republican self-hating submissives is beyond gross, it’s perverted. Go back to your GOP masters, maybe they’ll whip you or piss on you or whatever humiliation fetish that gay Republicans must all share.
So dude from Boston last night, if I hurt your feelings by laughing in your face when you asked me out, that’s too bad, because what I really wanted to do was puke all over you. You shouldn’t have told everybody at work you were Republican, I might have fucked you instead of mocking you.

 
 

Goes beyond stupid. I don’t know how your can, psychologically, survive being in the same boat as people who think you’re a disease, should be kept separate from the population, should catch AIDS and die, etc.

Stockholm syndrome?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Seen on Reddit (r/lgbt) this morning:

OUCH.

 
 

It’d be one thing if he was trying to change the GOP from the inside…

…one asshole at a time.

 
 

Seen on Reddit (r/lgbt) this morning:

Whoa.

 
 

Hey Boehner! Where are our jobs, man?

 
 

JESUS.

I definitely see where the guy’s coming from, though.

 
 

Yes, well….

 
 

It’d be one thing if he was trying to change the GOP from the inside

They sentenced him to twenty years of whoredom.

 
 

Here’s a list of regular posters I wanna link to:
We accept you, one of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!

 
 

They sentenced him to twenty years of whoredom.

Nice.

 
 

They sentenced him to twenty years of whoredom.

At least, DKWs mom can take a vacation.

 
 

It’d be one thing if he was trying to change the GOP from the inside
They sentenced him to twenty years of whoredom.

Best song reference all day.

Martini for Smut.

 
 

At least, DKWs mom can take a vacation.

Okay, that one was over the line. I mean calling my mom a whore is one thing, but insinuating that she’d sleep with Republicans is just plain wrong.

 
 

I mean calling my mom a whore is one thing, but insinuating that she’d sleep with Republicans is just plain wrong.

I’m saying she’s stopped.

 
 

In other news… GOP being total cocks. Water wet. Fire hot.

 
 

In other news… GOP being total cocks.

Bargaining stance, but a really really dumb one. He should at least wait until after the Fed dumps a few hundred billion more bonds next month.

 
 

Martini for Smut.

Ah, breakfast.

 
I call the big one "Bitey"
 

Now he implies they’d be on the table, or more accurately, does not reaffirm his opposition, which he had the chance to.

That, to me, signals a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on that issue.

He said he was willing to negotiate. That’s all. And negotiating would necessitate compromise but not “yielding to Republican demands.” That’s spin.

 
I call the big one "Bitey"
 

Think you’re right. And it’s completely in character with what we saw through most of the health care debate.

Eventually, when he finally realized he wasn’t going to get ANYTHING from them, he did push back, but he had to give a hell of a lot of ground before he reached that point. I wonder what his threshold for this debate will be, but I suspect it’ll be much too far to the right for comfort.

What Republican demands did he give in on? Or more accurately did Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi give in on? And Ben Nelson, Joe Lieberman et al did have to be dealt with but are not technically Republicans so they don’t count.

 
 

That, to me, signals a new willingness to yield to Republican demands on that issue.

He said he was willing to negotiate.

And since he did not specifically take the extensions off the table, it sounds like he’s walking back his previous position. If those are now negotiable and since he can’t go halfway on them (either they’re extended or they aren’t) if he does give in, he’s yielded, has he not?

So he’s clearly sent a signal that they’re negotiable and if they are negotiable, it means he could yield. Now cut the middle part of that sentence out as “A=A”…

Doesn’t mean he will capitulate, and it could just be that he’s letting them think he will to try to get something out of them. But it is a signal.

 
 

Eventually, when he finally realized he wasn’t going to get ANYTHING from them, he did push back, but he had to give a hell of a lot of ground before he reached that point. I wonder what his threshold for this debate will be, but I suspect it’ll be much too far to the right for comfort.

What Republican demands did he give in on?

He didn’t, but he also didn’t get any concessions from them either, which i think was Chris'(?) point. He gave into Blue Dog Dems because it was either that or go back to the Republicans and give concessions.

 
 

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. GayPatriot looks EXACTLY like me! (Well, after I get my hair cut today. And the glasses? Meh.) So anyway, FUCK YOU TINTIN!

But wait! Maybe it’s the hair that makes him the evil twin and me the good one. I’ll rethink my appointment.

And BTW, Tintin, that sounds like a fabulous date, so I’m sorry for the earlier FUCK YOU TINTIN! My bad. Do call.

 
 

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