People are still going on about that shit? Damn. I thought we had moved on to Michelle wearing a blue sundress in Madrid or some shit like that.

It is, indeed, boorish to return items lent to one.

Of course, had Obama kept it, that would be thuggish. It is important to note the distinction.

wow he is really behind the curve, they must have just reached last year’s newspaper in the outhouse readin’ and sanitation pile

“Is this some kind of bust?”

” Well, it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.”

I believe that only proves their point.

Of course, had Obama kept it, that would be thuggish. It is important to note the distinction.

Lulz.

It’s the thuggish ruggish boooone…

Thought y’all might want that stuck in your heads, too.

My best guess is that he either just read Greenwald’s Churchill post (in which he mentions Obama returning the bust) or that he read someone responding to Greenwald.

Also, Obama apparently declined an offer from the Brits to hang onto the bust in part because Obama’s own grandfather was imprisoned and tortured by the British Empire. I remember reading about the incident of the bust when it was happening and thinking 1) “This kind of reminds me of that one episode of Yes, Prime Minister,” and 2) “It’s nice to see Obama kind of have a spine.” It was one of the few times I’ve been able to have the second thought.

Obama’s b Moorish return

Fizzixed for greater wingnut.

Too bad the Usurper didn’t hollow the bust of Churchill out and fashion a bong out of it.

It was one of the few times I’ve been able to have the second thought.

That’s just as true as the “Sarah Palin = worse than George Bush!” on the last thread, and just as regrettable.

It’s one Victor Sharpe

Ehhhhhhhhhh, not so much!

What’s with this thread? I was promised boobs.

Too bad the Usurper didn’t hollow the bust of Churchill out and fashion a bong out of it.

Dude, that’s my next craft project! I just have to finish these Obama sockpuppets first.

What’s with this thread? I was promised boobs.

Don’t look at me. It’s someone else’s turn, dammit.

What’s with this thread? I was promised boobs.

I give you Victor Sharpe.

Payback shoulda been to carve a “little Z” on the forehead! Nothing serious.

they must have just reached last year’s newspaper in the outhouse readin’ and sanitation pile

It would be amusing to have a blog that just listed, every day, the Wingnut Outrage du jour from that day, then the ones from one week, one month, and one year earlier.

But not amusing enough that I’ll do it myself.

Still, I bet that just by chance you’d pretty often get direct contradictions and even from pro to con and back again on some given issue.

Still, I bet that just by chance you’d pretty often get direct contradictions and even from pro to con and back again on some given issue.

Bonobos hold more consistent positions on the issues.

Still, I bet that just by chance you’d pretty often get direct contradictions and even from pro to con and back again on some given issue.

February 1st, 2001: Outrage at the liberal outrage about the prospect of upcoming deficits, which “don’t matter.”

February 2st, 2009: Outrage at the prospect of upcoming deficits, which very much matter, at least until the next time it becomes necessary to be at war with Eurasia.

“There is a method to this madness as hundreds of thousands more Democrat voters are thus hatched.”

Liberal women are such hairy feminist whores that they grow their young in eggs in incubators.

PS So long, Bobby Thomson 🙁

I was hatched.

And fuck Bobby Thompson. His death may be the brightest spot in the Dodgers’ season.

Dude, that’s my next craft project! I just have to finish these Obama sockpuppets first.

You should cross over to the dark young side of the library and force the children to make Churchill bongs as an enrichment activity.

Returning it only proves Obama is not serious about terrorism and plans to build a mosque on Simon Cowell, or something like that.

You should cross over to the dark young side of the library and force the children to make Churchill bongs as an enrichment activity.

I will. Then I’ll teach them songs in praise of Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers.

Is anyone else’s head swimming from the overwhelming amount of stupidity displayed by right wingers these days? I thought they were crazy during the Bush years, but this is becoming depressing. Their ability to spread this vile ratshit in such a hurry, with the backing of the major media outlets is fucking SCARY. This gives it the feel of conventional wisdom and leads the idiots to believe that it is common among Americans to think that scrapping the religious freedom part of the Constitution is a good idea for anyone besides those who hate our fucking guts. WTF? This all seems so surreal sometimes, like we’re being fucked with by Ashton Kutcher or something.

Is anyone else’s head swimming from the overwhelming amount of stupidity displayed by right wingers these days?

Yes, though I expected the Obama years to be a golden age of domestic rightie terrorism. I’m surprised at how little actual violence there’s been, but even more surprised by the level of institutional support – both from the media and from Republican legislators – there’s been for this. I expected it to be more fringe.

Maybe right wingers aren’t really right wing, just really dedicated performance artists.

like we’re being fucked with by Ashton Kutcher or something.

Fixed for…aw fuckit. Fixed cause I’m juvenile.

Yes, though I expected the Obama years to be a golden age of domestic rightie terrorism. I’m surprised at how little actual violence there’s been, but even more surprised by the level of institutional support – both from the media and from Republican legislators – there’s been for this. I expected it to be more fringe.

Me, too. But we still do have a while.

You don’t deserve to vote!

WC, what’s the shorter? It wouldn’t play for me.

I’m surprised at how little actual violence there’s been, but even more surprised by the level of institutional support – both from the media and from Republican legislators – there’s been for this. I expected it to be more fringe.

I agree. I’m still as shocked as I was in the beginning when the media (including NPR and MSNBC) referred to teabaggers as “concerned citizens protesting…whateverthefuckitistoday”. These people should be treated as the fucking comical laughingstock they are, not like the patriotic protesters they like to call themselves. But they get as much attention as Obama does, and most of their bullshit goes completely unchallenged. I know why it happens, I just don’t like it.

One has been struck by that increasingly over the “Not a mosque, not at Ground Zero” clusterfuck, tsam. It seems that John Amato’s book “Over the Edge” was bang on, an existential cog has popped loose somewhere in Conservoland and the truth of any matter is immaterial. What matters now is OUTRAGE and DISGUST.
Of course Mr Flippy Floppy in the WH don’t help things.Good on
him for the changes to health care thing but he has to stand up to the morons and tell them to STFU.

like we’re being fucked by Ashton Kutcher or something.

15-year-old T&U says “Ooh!”

29-year-old T&U says “Ewwww.”

Of course Mr Flippy Floppy in the WH don’t help things.Good on
him for the changes to health care thing but he has to stand up to the morons and tell them to STFU.

YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, SPARKLEPONY HUMPER!!!

We live in a world where everything has two sides…even when, no, there’s only one side, the right, reality-based side and sometimes one side is just fucking insane/wrong/full of shit.

I’m surprised at how little actual violence there’s been

He hasn’t been reelected yet. Remember that feeling you had when W was reelected, that feeling of despair and outrage? Now imagine those very same feelings, except that your head is completely empty, and you feel the Constitution is a nuisance that ought to have bits of it torn out and discarded whenever you feel like it. Except for the 2nd Amendment, which is the very most importantest document ever.

We live in a world where everything has two sides…even when, no, there’s only one side, the right, reality-based side and sometimes one side is just fucking insane/wrong/full of shit.

It’s one thing to debate the issue and look at the reality that some people truly feel like this is an insult of some kind. I can shake my head and say “whatever” to that. However, it’s quite another to try to prove that there is some logical, rational, reasonable, legal or intelligent reason that the state should block the building of a community center run by an imam. That’s where they lose me. To top it off, the media is getting in on the act, right down to the “oh my god I’m shitting my fucking thong under this JC Penney skirt right now” tone the anchors use when reporting the possibility of this thing being built. They act like the destruction of civilization is underway.

Typical. He returned the bust of Winston Churchill and replaced it with the bust of Ward Churchill m i rite? I have more to say but first I need to do another bump and finish listening to Livin’ on a Prayer.

VS, Shorter asshole:

Only the virtuous deserve to vote. Everyone else is voting so that they can get gaybortions on demand. Who are the “virtuous?” you ask? Why, Catholics, of course! Everybody else is a “parasite” and a “cancer” (his words).

The fact that everybody gets to vote dooms democracy to failure. The only proper form of government is a “noble Catholic monarch.”

You think I’m snarking. Sadly, No!

YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, SPARKLEPONY HUMPER!!!

Oh my god. Is something bothering you today, T&U?

Only the virtuous deserve to vote. Everyone else is voting so that they can get gaybortions on demand. Who are the “virtuous?” you ask? Why, Catholics, of course! Everybody else is a “parasite” and a “cancer” (his words).

Those words, they sound familiar. I believe I heard them on a videotape made in a cave somewhere. I specifically remember the AK carbine leaning against the wall in the background and a LOT of hair.

“Only the virtuous deserve to vote. Everyone else is voting so that they can get gaybortions on demand. Who are the “virtuous?” you ask? Why, Catholics, of course! Everybody else is a “parasite” and a “cancer” (his words).

The fact that everybody gets to vote dooms democracy to failure. The only proper form of government is a “noble Catholic monarch.”

You think I’m snarking. Sadly, No!”

Oh my. I notice nothing is said about being intelligent or informed.

I notice nothing is said about being intelligent or informed.

Oh he brings up “studying the issues” and stuff like that but that’s just code for “doing what Big Benedict tells you.”

I’m surprised it won’t play for you, it’s a straight (heh) YouTube link. Search for “catholic dictatorship” — the second link is a copy of the same bit, it has something about the “vortex” in the title.

Oh yeah, that’s right, spread rumours about me and the sparkle pony. I hardly know it

What’s with this thread? I was promised boobs.

There was plenty of that in the last thread…

Oh wait, that was moobs. Never mind

“Is this some kind of bust?”

” Well, it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.”

“Nice Beaver.”

“Thanks, I just had it stuffed.”

The verdict is in, and Blagojevich was only convicted of one charge.

I have no response to that.

You don’t deserve to vote!

WOW. He kinda says it all. All the Wingnut fantasies, anyway.

Small problem: Not all wingnuts want the Catholic Church in charge either.

TruculentandUnreliable said,
August 17, 2010 at 23:34

like we’re being fucked by Ashton Kutcher or something.

15-year-old T&U says “Ooh!”

…….

Honestly? I’ve been trying to understand what women go for for over 40 years now, and I get more perplexed all the time. All he ever reminded me of was Jethrine Bodine…but maybe I’m dating myself.

Of course, with girls in my age group it was Bobby Sherman, so, what’s the diff?

Now, the right wing appears to be advocating the government meddling in the rights of Americans to practice their religion the way they want to.

Remember the reaction when President Obama said he thought the police officer who arrested Skip Gates might have “acted stupidly?” To hear the right wing, that was an egregious abuse of presidential power, using the force of his office to influence the outcome of a law enforcement matter.

Now they’re demanding that he use the presidential bully pulpit to condemn the practices of an American religious organization, the outcome of a local landmarks commission decision, and American’s right to determine how to use private property.

Honestly? I’ve been trying to understand what women go for for over 40 years now, and I get more perplexed all the time. All he ever reminded me of was Jethrine Bodine…but maybe I’m dating myself.

Really? Kutcher makes sense to me. Good cheekbones, nice nose, pretty eyes. Great hair. Plays himself off as oblivious and self-absorbed enough to be nonthreatening but capable of being witty in a glib, facile way. There are guys I don’t get, but Ashton is definitely pretty.

To hear the right wing, that was an egregious abuse of presidential power, using the force of his office to influence the outcome of a law enforcement matter.

Now they’re demanding that he use the presidential bully pulpit to condemn the practices of an American religious organization, the outcome of a local landmarks commission decision, and American’s right to determine how to use private property.

What, are you new? Expecting consistency from wingnuts is like expecting fish to ride by on bicycles.

Ashton does not do a THING for me. Never gotten the appeal.

like expecting fish to ride by on bicycles.

Due to the bumpy roads of the county, and the exchanging of agitated mollycules, some of those fishes are at least 60% bicycle.

The one I really don’t get is Vinnie Barbarino.

Of course, I’m completely out of the mainstream when it comes to women, too, so don’t go by me. For example, she seems like a nice person, and a good actress, but to me Julia Roberts is just butt-ugly. (When she married Lyle Lovett, everybody was going: “How could she do that?” My reply was: “They could be twins!”

It was stupid to send a Churchill bust in response to 9/11 in the first place.

In what way does Saudi terrorists bombing 3 symbols of decades of Western Capitalism, Exploitation & Military Intrusion into the Mid-East compare with the Battle of Britain?

9/11 wasn’t even comparable to Pearl Harbor, except for the racist and bigoted reaction of our Country’s leaders and Media. “They” (muslims) “hate us for our Freedom”. True, so far as our Freedom is based on the subjugation of the people of the Mid East, muslims, christians, jews and “others”.

“we shall fight on Ellis Island and Battery Park,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in Fox News,
we shall defend Manhattan, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the Wall Street,
we shall fight on the New York Stock Exchange,
we shall fight in the Titty-Bars and in the Gay Bars,
we shall fight in the laundrymats;
we shall never surrender… we will just keep howling and peeing our pants
until we GET OUR WAY! WAAAAAAAAH!”

I think she’s lovely but my dad says julia looks like a large mouth bass.

“we shall fight on Ellis Island and Battery Park,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in Fox News,
we shall defend Manhattan, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the Wall Street,
we shall fight on the New York Stock Exchange,
we shall fight in the Titty-Bars and in the Gay Bars,
we shall fight in the laundrymats;
we shall never surrender… we will just keep howling and peeing our pants
until we GET OUR WAY! WAAAAAAAAH!”

Sung by Jonah Goldberg in drag as the Teutonic Opera Lady.

Churchill is so wonderfully malleable. A symbol of resistance to Fascist aggression, and now that the Nazis were left-wingers, standing up against LiberoNaziIslamofascistKenyonesian tyranny. He’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

Travolta makes sense–pretty eyes, total hardbody. Tom Cruise’s appeal was always aesthetically incoherent to me…I can buy him as the hottest dude in a given bar but compared to some of his coevals (young Spader, young Kilmer, young Downey) I never got why Cruise was the ultimate sex symbol.

I never got why Cruise was the ultimate sex symbol.

You just have to take care of your engram problem, and soon all will be clear.

I’ve been trying to understand what women go for for over 40 years now

An ass I can bounce pennies off.

Due to the bumpy roads of the county, and the exchanging of agitated mollycules, some of those fishes are at least 60% bicycle.

Hey, that’s 10% less than the last time!

You just have to take care of your engram problem, and soon all will be clear.

Please. Not in front of the raw meat preclears.

Hey, that’s 10% less than the last time!
Pppffft! weight loss is weight loss

Due to the bumpy roads of the county, and the exchanging of agitated mollycules, some of those fishes are at least 60% bicycle.

Hey, that’s 10% less than the last time!

Bicycle molecules are a finite good.

ow they’re demanding that he use the presidential bully pulpit to condemn the practices of an American religious organization, the outcome of a local landmarks commission decision, and American’s right to determine how to use private property.

Your error is right there in the text. As the teabaggers see it, they’re not Americans, no matter what papers they might or might not have.

It’s all of a piece. Palin’s “Real America” speech, the mosque thing, the anchor baby thing, the birther thing, the Arizona “Show me your papers, mein Herr“, thing. They’re just defining America more and more narrowly, to exclude anybody who disagrees with them.

The First Amendment doesn’t apply to the mosque because the Muslim has no rights that the white man need respect. I think it’s really as simple as that.

An ass I can bounce pennies off.

Soooo…a body that’s fresh enough that the flesh hasn’t begun to decay but dessicated enough to turn the skin to a sort of leather?

Makes for a tight time window. Not to mention climatic window.

An ass I can bounce pennies off.

Under what conditions do you conduct this experiment? Have the subjects been approved by the human trials ethics board? Is that a sufficient condition, or only a necessary condition?

I tried bouncing Penny off my ass but in the end (heh) we decided that it was to neither of our tastes.

Also I couldn’t bounce very well at the time. Perhaps the straps were too tight.

Smut:

If you’re talking about Penny from The Big Bang Theory, I’m willing to give it a try.

In that experiment you think you are in a play, but you are anyway, so I’m told.

Fortunately the Frau Doktorin has lower standards than tigris and decided to keep me on as a piggy-bank

An ass I can bounce pennies off.

Vot about butt chicks zat kahn crush volnutz?

It was stupid to send a Churchill bust in response to 9/11 in the first place.

THEY SHOULD HAVE SENT A BUST OF WARD CHURCHILL!

In what way does Saudi terrorists bombing 3 symbols of decades of Western Capitalism, Exploitation & Military Intrusion into the Mid-East compare with the Battle of Britain?

HAVE THE COURAGE OF YOUR CONVICTIONS! THE LONDONERS AND COVENTRYERS ETC DESERVED THAT SHIT TOO! PAYING THEIR TAXES AND PROPPING UP THE EMPIRE FOR CENTURIES! THE ORIGINAL LITTLE EICHMANNS!

9/11 wasn’t even comparable to Pearl Harbor,,,

EVEN I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS!

Public Service Announcement

Vot about butt chicks zat kahn crush volnutz?

ALSO GOOD.

Yes, though I expected the Obama years to be a golden age of domestic rightie terrorism. I’m surprised at how little actual violence there’s been, but even more surprised by the level of institutional support – both from the media and from Republican legislators – there’s been for this. I expected it to be more fringe.

First, the fringe has gotten much more institutionalized since the early nineties. We’ve had the Gingrich revolution, the Bush revolution, and now Sarah Palin and the teabaggers. And of course the rise of right wing talk radio.

Second, people like Glenn Beck have actually been begging their audiences not to turn to acts of violence (remarkable that they have to say that in the first place, but moving on). Oklahoma City killed the militia movement, and they know it. They need to drive their people into mass cathartic displays and somehow keep them right there, without actually driving them over the edge into the violence that would (finally) alienate independents like McVeigh did.

decided to keep me on as a piggy-bank

Wait, so the pennies… now that’s just wrong.

Speaking of fascist christian fuckheads on CNN

American Family Assoc.: “No More Mosques, Period”

Big mouth (w/ decent teef) is what’s attractive about Ms. Roberts.

Makes for a tight time window. Not to mention climactic window.

I fixed your typo.

American Family Assoc.: “No More Mosques, Period”

That’s the one.

And they claim that “of course we respect your right to build mosques, we just don’t want you to exercise it.” Right…

I fixed your typo.

I had to go back and check. Very clever, Pupienus, if that’s your real name.

And they claim that “of course we respect your right to build mosques, we just don’t want you to exercise it.”

Hey, I feel that way about their right to life! They should really consider my delicate feelings on the matter and stop exercising it.

Honestly? I’ve been trying to understand what women go for for over 40 years now, and I get more perplexed all the time. All he ever reminded me of was Jethrine Bodine…but maybe I’m dating myself.

Meh, I was 15. Like a lot of girls that age, I liked pretty boys. Not so much anymore.

Kutcher seems juvenile and douchey to me, honestly, though I do think he probably is a nice guy. Plus, you gotta give him credit for pulling Demi Moore.

I have to say that I agree with Bryan Fischer. A bit. I too do not think there should be any more mosques constructed in the US. Nor churches, temples, synagogues or chakra alignment shops. All the existing ones should be razed.

I just woke up – please forgive the clumsy grammar.

Oh my god. Is something bothering you today, T&U?

Actually, yeah, but I’m better now. I was just kiddink, anyway!

I’ve never understood the whole Julia Roberts thing, either. She’s cute, but not that cute. This creey old man once told me that she looks like she would give good head because she has a big mouth and smiles a lot.

Damn p doesn’t work…

chakra alignment shops.

What about chiropractors’ offices?

I’ve never understood the whole Julia Roberts thing, either. She’s cute, but not that cute. This creey old man once told me that she looks like she would give good head because she has a big mouth and smiles a lot.

I still think Roberts and Bullock are essentially interchangeable and I’m not very enthused about either of them.

I just woke up – please forgive the clumsy grammar.

No, fuck you. If you can laze around all day you can damned well use proper grammar you parasitic cancer, you.

American Family Assoc.: “No More Mosques, Period”

I am shocked, shocked! that a pack of authoritarian theocrats would attempt to recruit the power of the state to suppress competition.

Damn p doesn’t work…
What on earth are you trying to use it for?

Full transcript at link
http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/comments/deranged_american_family_radios_bryan_fischer_no_more_mosques_period/

FISCHER: Well, Dr. Gupta, it’s nice of you to try to marginalize the Muslim Brotherhood, but their tentacles include the Islamic Society of North America, the Muslim Student Association, the Council for American-Islamic Relations—CAIR, and also the Muslim Association.

So, you’re looking at four—five, really, if you include the Brotherhood—five of the most prominent and most visible Muslim organizations in North America. They are far from a fringe group; they represent the essence and the core of Islam. And it’s very clear that the goal of Islam in North America is the extermination of Western civilization. No community should have to put up with that.

GUPTA: I don’t think a lot of people agree with you, Bryan, on this. I just have to say that. And I’m a layperson when it comes to this, but let me ask you what you think of this particular comment back in 2001.

“Islam is peace.” Now, that wasn’t said by any liberal or Democrat. It was said by President George W. Bush, a man who talked at length about his deep Christian faith. What about that from President Bush?

FISCHER: Well, President Bush was well-meaning, but wrong.

Islam is not a religion of peace. It is a religion of war. It is a religion of violence. Christianity, on the other hand, is a religion of peace. It was founded by the Prince of Peace. That’s the major contrast between the two religions.

Islam, in reality, is a political ideology. It’s a totalitarian political ideology. And you simply cannot hide a totalitarian political agenda behind the First Amendment.

Imagine if Timothy McVeigh was a Christian. Now, he wasn’t. He was an atheist. But imagine he was a part of a violent Christian sect, and he wanted to build a 13-story center, cultural center, for his Christian sect overlooking the grounds of the Murrah Building in Oklahoma City.

GUPTA: All right.

FISCHER: I don’t think anybody in America would put up with that, and they would be right not to.

GUPTA: I hear you. I think that’s an unfair comparison, with all due respect.

Quickly, Mr. Fischer, a lot of Muslim-Americans watching tonight, some of them very upset by some of the comments you have made in the past, what do you say to them now?

FISCHER: Well, I say I love Muslims. I am pro-Muslim. I am anti-Islam.

I would say to a Muslim, look, your ideology is destructive. It’s deceptive. It’s dark. I invite you to come into the light of the kingdom of Jesus Christ. That’s where hope and light, forgiveness and a promise for the future can truly be found.

GUPTA: Well, I—it’s been an interesting interview—you love Muslims; you hate Islam.

Bryan Fischer, we will—we will keep—we will keep tabs on you and see how things are going. Thanks so much for joining us.

FISCHER: Thank you, Dr. Gupta.

Damn p doesn’t work…
What on earth are you trying to use it for?

I was trying to spell “creepy”!

Fucking p’s, how do they work?

Islam is not a religion of peace. It is a religion of war. It is a religion of violence. Christianity, on the other hand, is a religion of peace.

If I had been drinking, there would have been a spittake at this.

FISCHER: Well, President Bush was well-meaning, but wrong.

Awww. They still care. Hell, that almost sounds like the way they used to talk about Jimmy Carter…

Islam, in reality, is a political ideology. It’s a totalitarian political ideology. And you simply cannot hide a totalitarian political agenda behind the First Amendment.

Oh, fucking Christ.

Even if that was true, which it’s not, yes you can, you fucking idiot. The First Amendment protects everyone, yes everyone‘s right to promote their agenda. We have an American Nazi Party, we have a CPUSA, and absolutely everything in between. If advocating totalitarianism was all it took to outlaw a party in this country, rest assured you would have been outlawed a very long time ago.

There were other sptitakable quotes I left out. I couldn’t paste all the stupid without making the post a mile long. I aint no AChance.

Imagine if Timothy McVeigh was a Christian. Now, he wasn’t.

My own reality, let me show you it. I made it myself.

Where did this shit about Timothy McVeigh “not being a Christian” come from anyway? The bombing of the Federal Building in OKC was in direct retaliation for the assault on Koresh’s nut cult, carried out on its anniversary! Gupta let him get away with saying that? Why not replace him with a fucking dummy?

FISCHER: Well, I say I love Muslims. I am pro-Muslim. I am anti-Islam.

This is my fav. Try to wrap your head around that one. Love the sinner hate the sin perhaps?

Damn p doesn’t work…
What on earth are you trying to use it for?
I was trying to spell “creepy”!

Relieved, I am. I thought maybe you were trying to loosen a stuck drawer.

Of course, Smut can post faster than light, so everybody else is always behind.

Relieved, I am. I thought maybe you were trying to loosen a stuck drawer.

Nope, I’m at home. All drawers are well-oiled around here.

Yes, Tsam. I’ve never liked these people (right wing fucknoids), but lately, I’m embarrassed for them.

Julia Roberts = horseyface. Popular because women think she’s good looking.

Nice smile, but… giant mouth. For 10? 15? years, she just irked me, always on the cover of one, two, or three lady mags at the checkout aisle every month.

OTOH, I’ve not seen many of her movies. The few I have, I liked her. I think she may look better on the silver screen — nice smile — than in print. Just like Jennifer Garner is ooh la la on the toob or screen, but in a still photo, Hey! Dumbo ears! (Not that I care. I can overlook them. Or make a crude joke about handles.)

Sandra Bullock seems like a sweetheart. My only beef is that her nose has a weird rectangular tip that is most visible if the camera gets anywhere below it and looks upwards. Saw a picture of her sister once, big big nose. So I’m assuming she had a nose job.

In other picayune complaints about fantastic women, Julia Stiles has a purdy liddle mouf but weird little teeth that kinda freak me out. But I can get over it in 100 milliseconds, because she otherwise rocks my world, to include decent politics.

Not as much as a penny bouncing off my hard little ass, though. As long as that Penny is Penny Flame.

Where did this shit about Timothy McVeigh “not being a Christian” come from anyway?

The same place where all this shit about GWB “not being a conservative” came from. In other words, their asses.

Well Hitler is no longer a Christian because Shut up! That’s why. And the 1930’s left now was pro-Nazi because the pantload told me so. Marxist are in league with big banks also. Try to keep up Rev. Battleaxe.

Popular because women think she’s good looking.

Look, blind women are free to have opinions, too, THIS IS AMERICA.

It was founded by the Prince of Peace.

He was great during halftime a few superbowls ago.

I am shocked, shocked! that a pack of authoritarian theocrats would attempt to recruit the power of the state to suppress competition.

Yeah, never saw that one coming.

We have an American Nazi Party, we have a CPUSA, and absolutely everything in between.

There is nothing between because those are totally the same thing.

Imagine if Timothy McVeigh was a Christian. Now, he wasn’t. He was an atheist. But imagine he was a part of a violent Christian sect, and he wanted to build a 13-story center, cultural center, for his Christian sect overlooking the grounds of the Murrah Building in Oklahoma City.

There is no part of this statement that isn’t stupid, wrong, or some kind of unholy hybrid of stupidwrong.

Julia Roberts = horseyface. Popular because women think she’s good looking.

This reminds me of a friend’s dismissal of Nicolas Cage. She once rolled her eyes and remarked “Cage is so what some gay casting director thinks women think is hot.”

All drawers are well-oiled around here.

I…I…I…can’t. I’m just gonna leave that one lying there for somebody else.

I have dealt with the Southern Right Wing Authoritarian Jesusy types on their definition of “Christian” before. Of course, it not only doesn’t really include Cath-o-lics, or Mormons, but they also like to selectively disavow Klansmen or McVeigh, and I think the logic in their mind is, “Well, THAT act wasn’t very Christian!” Funny, 9/11 wasn’t very Islamic, either, but that doesn’t stop you from seeing what religion those particular assholes were a tiny subset of.

I tried to point out that Klansmen sure ain’t Jewish or Hindu, and those are bibles they’re waving and crosses they’re burning , but that didn’t sink into their brains. I guess there’s a selective switch on tribal identity/ethnicity vs. Christianity as a faith that’s practiced. Because the teahadists sure favor the former lately. Such as, Sikh-American Nikki Haley running for office in South Carolina recently — sure, she’s converted to Christianity… but she’s not a real Christian! She’s not one of us! Mildy brown skin… not frum round heer. Okay, borned here, went to Clemson… converted to Methodism… but her parents are not frum round heer!

Nikki Haley’s smile, just as good as Julia Roberts.

For once, they may be right;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh#Political_and_religious_views

According to this, he was raised Catholic and seems to have kind of slid away from it eventually into some kind of agnosticism. Don’t know if this was before or after Oklahoma City.

I…I…I…can’t. I’m just gonna leave that one lying there for somebody else.

That’s awfully kind of you. That’s the best softball I’ve thrown in a while.

face facts, if you can (you can’t!) liberals, you are all fasists forcing us here in the real america submit to islam and shania law!

mycroft said,
August 18, 2010 at 2:50

Julia Roberts = horseyface. Popular because women think she’s good looking.

This reminds me of a friend’s dismissal of Nicolas Cage. She once rolled her eyes and remarked “Cage is so what some gay casting director thinks women think is hot.”

Totally non-PC, but yeah. I’m probably all wet, but I have a theory as to why all the women that Hollywood thinks men are supposed to drool over are shaped like 12-year-old boys. (With boobs. “Guys like boobs, right? OK, we’ll tack on some boobs!”)

Timothy McVeigh, who was not a Christian, would build a thingy for his Christian sect. Fucking oxymorons – that’s how they work.

shania law

Is that like Shania Twain? I’m not a big fan, but I suppose I could see myself submitting to her in the right circumstances.

also, if you could face facts, youd know that hitler was a leftwinger for socialism, just like commies and people with no god, or no reaql god like the islamsist.

face facts, if you can (you can’t!) liberals, you are all fasists forcing us here in the real america submit to islam and shania law!

Shania? Hillbillies hate Shania Twain too now? WTF mate?

tigris said,

Public Service Announcement

Somehow I think A.K. already knows…
~

Timothy McVeigh, who was not a Christian, would build a thingy for his Christian sect.

And here’s the thing–THEY’RE NOT THE SAME SECT. AT ALL. Apparently, Christians are allowed to differentiate among each other and say, “Oh, no, those motherfuckers are fucking crazy” and everybody’s okay with that. But a religion that over a billion people practice? Completely monolithic, of course.

TruculentandUnreliable said,

August 18, 2010 at 2:58

Damn it!

also, don’t understand why you liberals think its funny to say we say “shut up thats why” ass an argument, that all the liberals have as an arguement, just hate and forced opinion and media bias, never any justifcation

I don’t get what the big deal is about mosques. Lots of people use them. Sure, they’re pricey, and if you have a horse-face you have to use more, but what’s wrong with, say, a nice Murad Clarifying Mosque, or a Shiseido White Lucent Intensive Brightening Mosque (hey, it makes brown faces brighter), or a Peter Thomas Roth Sulfur Cooling Mosque (mmm, smells like hell), or a Givenchy Light Enhancing Black Mosque (I am confused, I confess)? It’s part of popular consumerist culture, and some of these items are sold, I’m quite sure, not too far from the Burger King that’s not too far from Ground Zero.

Damn it!

Eh, I enjoyed “WTF mate?” so whatever.

a leftwinger for socialism

Thank you, Captain General Supreme Commander Obvious. Really, I had no idea at all that leftwingers could be for socialism. You know what else I’ve heard of? Muslims for Allah. Will wonders never cease?

also, don’t understand why you liberals think its funny to say we say “shut up thats why” ass an argument, that all the liberals have as an arguement, just hate and forced opinion and media bias

You left out PENIS I believe.

that all the liberals have as an arguement, just hate and forced opinion and media bias,

Well, those and The First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. But it’s mostly hate and forced opinion and media bias, that’s true.

Larkspur said,
August 18, 2010 at 3:01

I, personally, prefer the Mario Badescu Cucumber Tonic Mosque. It’s sold merely FIVE MILES away from Ground Zero.

“While he was strapped to the gurney, prison officials said McVeigh received the Roman Catholic sacrament of the Anointment of the Sick, which is believed to forgive sins and prepare the sick for the passing over to eternal life.”

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/m/mcveigh/timothy_mcveigh.htm

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070718193441AAeGTN7

McVeigh was an atheist until the leftist state thrust religion into his fox hole. Something like that.

Churches, Oklahoma City?

Enjoy this picture;

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/30151332

Bonobos hold more consistent positions on the issues.

I saw what that Bonobo was holding and it was NOT A POSITION.

The fact is, This mosque is a monument to the victory these Muslims seem to think 9/11 was for them. Why would they move from the very place they destroyed? They love the fact that they will be building on sacred ground, that’s why there will be no conversations about building elsewhere. These people are pure evil and you cant reason with pure evil. I say we stop these people from ever buying land in our country. This is American land, not land for any terrorists to buy!!! Bloomburg needs to be kicked out on his ass. He knows damn well the money for this mosque is dirty money, that’s why he wont investigate. Perhaps they’ve already paid him a pretty penny. How could he allow this, is he not American? Was his heart not broken along with every other Americans on 9/11? There shouldn’t be anything built there, but perhaps a memory park or something. I believe this is a matter for all Americans to vote on, not for one man, or one committee to decide. There is no talking to those Muslims, so lets put it to a vote. Those who decide this know how the American people feel, I hope this is the one time they will listen to us. NO MOSQUE ON GROUND ZERO!!!

face facts, if you can (you can’t!) wingnuts, you are all communists forcing us here in the real america submit to teabagism and Toby Keith law!

See, I can be just as stupid as Steve.

Fortunately the Frau Doktorin has lower standards than tigris and decided to keep me on as a piggy-bank

How does she get the money out?

Let me place a vote for Barbara Stanwyk. Smart, good actress, sexy as all hell, and from Brooklyn. True, she’s been dead for 20 years, but I’ve had worse dates and Actor’s had worse second dates.

I’m surprised at how little actual violence there’s been, but even more surprised by the level of institutional support – both from the media and from Republican legislators – there’s been for this

?!?!?

1.) I think even the more bone-stupid “Patriots” know that kaboomy, argh-fuck-kill, burn-shit-down civil unrest in America in 2010 = suicide (which really puts a dent in one’s fapping & Dorito-scarfing, so I hear).

B.) When it comes to institutional support, there’s a major deficit of dissent on the right – the usual attention-whore-catfights, backbiting & power-plays notwithstanding – because these people agree 100% (which is at least 385% in FOX NEWS numerals) on a LOT of issues. Pro Goopers only pretend to hate the media (they know that even the “extra-special” rubes have a dim awareness (or sneaking suspicion) that most if not all of the pretty smiling elves that live inside their Magic Flashing Boxes are secretly out to fleece them) – the best arguments I can think of for this are names like Palin, Rove, Gingrich, North & Scarborough, which come just off the top of my head (reducing my odds of fleas greatly while doing so). Or perhaps it’s merely a freakish coincidence that the harshest popular critics of the “lamestream media” (*hwlp*) are, one & all, dedicated media whores par excellence.

III.) As for the REAL powers-that-be, they’ve learned that replacing the previous left-right-left political pendulum with a Lemony-Fresh McPendulum 2.0 that goes right-pause-right instead gained them a culture torpid & idiotic enough to let them rob the global market of literally several trillions of fucking dollars in a matter of days, scot-free … the only one of the lot to see serious jail-time was Bernie “Abracadab – OH FUCK” Madoff – whose true crime was being too stupid to cash in early & move to Bermuda. Had the Elite a single voice, surely it’s orgasmic moans from within the money-tsunami it’s currently surfing would translate as: ” oh baby, if the system is broken now, don’t anyone DARE fix it, EVER!”

You don’t deserve to vote!

I too once dreamt earnest daydreams of an enlightened dictatorship ruling the world … & then I turned 14.

so lets put it to a vote

You sure you want to do that, Gary? Put the fate of private property up to a vote?

Hey, I say we take him up on it. True, the Muslims would suffer for it, but hey, if you ever wanted to redistribute Wall Street’s wealth, now’s the time.

Churches, Oklahoma City?
Enjoy this picture;
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/30151332

Well isn’t that just a giant fuck you to the victims. I’m shocked I tells ya. I’m sure Newt protested though and the damned liberal media just “forgot” to cover it.

Hammering is anything but what it appears to be.

face facts

Bitch, I asked you yesterday. Or else WHAT?

I too once dreamt earnest daydreams of an enlightened dictatorship ruling the world … & then I turned 14.

jim, your enlightened dictatorship was always doomed to fail. It was fundamentally flawed, as I could have proved to you at age 14, by the fact that you, not I, were the dictator.

Does anyone know what Julia Roberts position on the Islamic Cultural Center is? Just trying to tie this thread together..

Does anyone know what Julia Roberts position on the Islamic Cultural Center is?

Mouth open, like her position on every other topic.

Just trying to tie this thread together..

I’d go with the ass/penny bouncing thingy if I were you.

And why the fuck don’t they just PRAY THE MOSQUE AWAY? Jeebus is oddly silent on the matter.

Does anyone know what Julia Roberts position on the Islamic Cultural Center is? Just trying to tie this thread together..

4.5 mil upfront, 3 points on the back end, and a producer credit. Chick really needs a new agent.

And why the fuck don’t they just PRAY THE MOSQUE AWAY?

You’ve obviously never dealt with the NYC Department of Buildings. God holds no sway there.

Jim:

I too once dreamt earnest daydreams of an enlightened dictatorship ruling the world … & then I turned 14.

I always wanted to be a Lord of the Instrumentality.

I would submit to Shania Twain under most any circumstance.

I went to that mango patch. It was putrid. I may have to throw out these shoes.

The whole damned thing should be read in Dana Carvey’s “Cranky Old Man” voice. Flibbity floo!!

Now, Tsam, assembled congregants, self-flagellants, and Le-Petomane-worshipping flatulents, it’s broad brush shit like this that’s going to make normal people tune them out:

“In the 20th century, America prospered while the dead hand of socialism dragged numerous Communist nation states and their populations down in a spiral of poverty and apathy.”

Huh? What? You’re the same motherfuckers who can’t stop railing about all sorts of things that started around 1932… (New Deal, TVA, SS)

..oh wait, that’s not fair, they’re also against TR style Progressivism and that federal slaughterhouse inspection, too, well, the teahadist in the street will be, as soon as his corporate masters let him know he’s supposed to be mad about that.

And they’re mad about everything from LBJ forward… Great Society! Breakdown of the family! The Pill!

But now the 20th century in America, it’s all one great big march of capitalist prosperity? Because all sorts of socialistic things that you decry (and the elderly teahadists glibly get bennies from) started waaay back in the 20th century. I don’t just dislike you people just because you’re conservatives or borderline fascists. You’re BAD conservatives. I’m trying to be objective here. You’re thinking like fools, and acting like asses. Of course, if all your friends do it, it’s normal. And as one of S,N’s informants from the South, let me tell you, they’re surrounded by folks who feel the same and they think The People! and The Nation! are Outraged by this Usurper.

Everything was capitalism until Obama did that TARP thing months before he was president, and now everything’s socialism, and that’s why we’re broke. And the stim-liss was guaranteed to keep unemployment at 7%. Fuck you.

Fucking p’s, how do they work?

Lemme tell ya! There’s this stuff called genetics…

The Frau Doktorin will know the bank is full by the pennies from heaving.

And why the fuck don’t they just PRAY THE MOSQUE AWAY?

Fundies; shout louder! Surely he is a god! Perhaps he is deep in thought, or busy, or traveling. Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened!

God, I’m such an asshole.

The Frau Doktorin will know the bank is full by the pennies from heaving.

Smut is Bob Hoskins? I had wondered where that guy went…

There’s this mega-church down in Orange County? I just think they’d be able to contribute more to the healing process if they just voluntarily blew it up and sowed the ground with salt.

And that Butter Jesus made of fiberglass that burned up in Ohio? That was pretty traumatic. So I don’t think they should be allowed to rebuild it – they should agree to donate some money to the healing process.

Fucking Rand Paul!! So he jumps on the band wagon of concern trolling, telling the organizers of the Park51 project what HE thinks they should do that would be so much better for everyone.

Hey, Rand. Why don’t you drop out of the race? That would be a much more tolerant and healing outcome. Motherfucker.

The beauty of reading a comment by de Selby is that it leads one inescapably to the happy conviction that one is not, of all nincompoops, the greatest.

VRBoK, may I interest you in the domain abba-dingo.com? I’d be happy to part with it for even minor consideration. Fuck, I never did anything with it (’twas the name of my consulting company way back when) so if anyone wants it just say so.

Really! A ‘ libertarian’ against relegious liberty. Colored me shocked. Speaking of coloreds, he probably thinks they should eat at seperate falafal stands near ground zero.

it leads one inescapably to the happy conviction that one is not, of all nincompoops, the greatest.

But my aspirations to be the greatest at the piccolo and/or lawn darts didn’t work out! I want to be the greatest at something!

The only stands at the WTC site sell crab juice.

Mmmm, falafel…

Yes, I named my company Abba-Dingo Consulting. Ain’t I a stinker?

Another mango:
“In stark contrast, the West was enjoying prosperity, innovation, and the boundless opportunities that freedom and liberty confer.”

Unca Noam used to love to point out that these jackasses would include Peru in “the Free World” when palavering thusly, then dump a bunch of stats about infant mortality in Peru, and anecdotes of fertilizer factory workers sneaking home fish paste to mix with strips of newspaper to feed their children.

Haven’t read much Unca Noam lately, but he loved to make the same comparison with Haiti, point out that they’re our 52nd state after PR if you look at % of their foreign trade (85% with US), and I’m sure he’s been pointing out the eating-mud-pies-when-global-food-commodities-markets-go-ape angle lately.

I wish these assholes would just drop the charade and get on a stepladder and beat their chest and yell, “I’m rich and white and that makes me better than you! I should only pay a 5% income tax, because I’m rich! And because… fuck you! Jesus loves ME! And yew ain’t SHIT!!”

Hmmm… no wonder they feel so threatened by Jimmy Carter. They come from the Kenny Powers wing of Christianity.

Sorry, PM—I’m not a big ABBA fan, and I can’t see the word “dingo” without the suffix “aieeght youah Beiibi”.

I believe this is a matter for all Americans to vote on, not for one man, or one committee to decide.

Americans should vote on whether or not to allow a religious community to establish a place of worship?

The only stands at the WTC site sell crab juice

Is this a slight against Old Testement beleiving Christians? Crab juice is right there between persecuting the gays and stoning unruly children.

I should only pay a 5% income tax,

You want me to pay five percent? You’re a fuckin’ commie! The peasants should be paying me taxes. They’re lucky I let them work on my land.

Those who decide this know how the American people feel, I hope this is the one time they will listen to us

And I’m tickled by how suddenly polls ARE important and politicians should be ruled by them. High-larious.

Time to drink.

Is this a slight against Old Testement beleiving Christians?

No, it’s just that crab juice is the only way to wash down your Khlav Kalash.

Meh. I prefer Mountain Dew.

I say we vote to see if Gary gets sold into slavery. I’m white and relatively not-terrible-looking and Jesus loves me if that dream was anything to go by, so my vote should count for like 8 of Gary’s.

Shania Law: All felons will have to listen to “Man! I Feel Like a Woman ” 100 times in a row or until they kill themselves which ever comes first.

I’m white and relatively not-terrible-looking

Hey bay-be…hey bay-be…

Khlav kalash? FUCK! There’s not one goddamn khlav kalash cart in Portland! We can not afford a khlav kalash gap!!

FUCK! There’s not one goddamn khlav kalash cart in Portland!

Life in the big city, Pupie.

I’m white and relatively not-terrible-looking

Hey, me too! Now it’s 16 against 1, right?

am i going to be contrariangly on topic now? timing has never been my forte.

aaaanyway, the bust of Churchill is just one government subsidized prop in a set of government subsidized props—aircraft carrier, jet, flight suit with cod piece; firemen, brush clearing with the secret service, pretzel—well not the pretzel—the invasion of Iraq… It all spells “George W. Bush: renaissance man and leader of extraordinary intelligence and talent here to unite the United States and destroy evil.” All you have to do is get some of that easy, easy credit and SHOP for your country. Don’t forget to pick up some support-the-troops bumpers stickers, stars and stripes for your SUV, and little flag lapel pins. All made in China.

A lot of people actually fell for this.

aaaanyway—Obama returned the bust because W. didn’t.

oh—that Dr. Laura ended her radio show. Guess she’s retiring to her crypt or something useful like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg&feature=related
Nice Beaver!

Apparently, Pam Geller just claimed that she’s not anti-Muslim on CNN. Oh, Pammycakes. You’re so funny!

Pam Geller just claimed that she’s not anti-Muslim on CNN.

She’s just anti-muslim everywhere else.

With apologies to a certain corporation in Anaheim, CA.

T&U:
What a funny noise it’s making!

Actor212:
It’s talking to us–all wingnuts talk! All the time! I have an etching that depicts this in my apartment, you know.

Gocart Mozart:
What’s its website saying?

Dick Van Dyke the Lesbian Dildo Delivery Truck Driver:
It’s saying Shitty shitty, shitty shitty, shitty shitty, shitty shitty,
shitty shitty,
(Bang – Bang)
Mango!
shitty shitty
Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango.
Shitty Shitty Mango.
Shitty Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Oh you pretty Shitty Mango,
Shitty Shitty Mango
We hate you.
And, in
Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
We’ll read poo.
Near, far, in think tank sinecure! Oh what a shitty line you’ll spew!
Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Our fine Scaife-money’d friend.
Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Our magic jacket friend.
Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
Oh you pretty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
We hate you.
And, in
Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
We’ll read poo.
Near, far, in think tank sinecure! Oh what a shitty line we’ll spew!
Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Our fine Scaife-money’d friend.
Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Our fine Olin Found-friend.

You smell like a wildebeest
Your seats have Cheeto yeast.
You’ll turn everybody’s gut today.
We’ll loose our bowels and rip
With disgust at your prosemanship
Ahgast at all we survey.

Oh Shitty You Shitty
Nasty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
We hate you.
And Shitty, in Shitty
Nasty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango what you’ll do.
Near Shitty, far Shitty, with your TV stars, Oh what a shitty time we’ll spend.
Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Our fat Goldberg-an friend
Mango Shitty Shitty Mango
Our mama-funded friend…..(hold)

Shitty Shitty Mango
Shitty Shitty Mango
Our wingnut welfare Shitty Shitty friend!

MONORAIL!

am i going to be contrariangly on topic now? timing has never been my forte.

I’ll join you: it was also already scheduled to be returned before Obama took office: Some Britons took offense when Winston Churchill’s bust was replaced with King’s. But the decision to return the Churchill bust to the British – it had been presented by former Prime Minister Tony Blair to Bush on loan – had been made before Obama even arrived.

“It was already scheduled to go back,” [White House curator William] Allman said.

So pretty much every damn thing Victor said was wrong.

Pam Geller just claimed that she’s not anti-Muslim on CNN.

Good God, they let her on CNN? She’s got a voice that curdles milk. Satan weeps when he hears it.

She’s got a voice that curdles milk.

While I don’t disagree with this statement, I suggest you might want to limit your exposure to Nassau County, NY.

Good God, they let her on CNN? She’s got a voice that curdles milk. Satan weeps when he hears it.

I know! She’s been on a few times! I remember some people on Twitter who were like, “Who the FUCK is Pam Geller and why is she on CNN?” I gleefully informed them about her.

Seriously, it’s like having some guy who was on Coast to Coast talking about Frank’s Box on a major news outlet.

I suggest you might want to limit your exposure to Nassau County, NY.

I thought that was a fucking given.

I thought that was a fucking given.

I have projects on the island occasionally. I get on the LIRR a block from my apartment and travel, simultaneously, east and down the evolutionary scale.

I gleefully informed them about her.

That would be fun. Something along the lines of “she got this whole ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ ball rolling! One of the ideological leaders of the Conservative Movement!” or some such?

Something along the lines of “she got this whole ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ ball rolling! One of the ideological leaders of the Conservative Movement!” or some such?

This was before that…I think I told them about how she theorized that Obama is actually Malcom X’s son…

The beauty of reading a comment by de Selby is that it leads one inescapably to the happy conviction that one is not, of all nincompoops, the greatest.

De Selby was hors de combat from his long-standing gall-bladder disorders at least immediately before the comments were composed.

oh—that Dr. Laura ended her radio show. Guess she’s retiring to her crypt or something useful like that.

All I’ll ever remember her as is “that bitch that inspired that fantastic rant by President Bartlett.”

Jesus loves me if that dream was anything to go by

<Austrian accent> Tell us more about this dream </Austrian accent>.

“Doctor, I keep having a dream of eating a sausage on a train as it enters a tunnel. What does it mean?”

“It means you will soon be traveling in Germany.”

“Is this some kind of bust?”

” Well, it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.”

Okay, I didn’t get past this from vaccumslayer. Too many lulz.

Oh, and if Pammy Juggs isn’t anti-Muslim (as she claimed on CNN) then I need to head to Indy–I’ll be starting for the Colts week one, taking the place of that commercial guy. Manning something. Had a brother who won a Super Bowl for NY’s second-best team.*

(* I’m a Chiefs fan, so the Jets’ fans have been suffering a year longer than we have. Thus the love.)

“It means you will soon be traveling in Germany.”

Doesn’t it depend on the darkness of the tunnel. Could be Poland. They’re known for their sausages.

VPR, etc. etc. etc.

And doesn’t it help to use proper punctuation when dominating/killing a thread?

Grammar skills. I have them not.

Doesn’t it depend on the darkness of the tunnel. Could be Poland.

With a strict Freudian analyst? No.

Ha! Ha, I say!

And why the fuck don’t they just PRAY THE MOSQUE AWAY? Jeebus is oddly silent on the matter.

You raise an interesting metaphysical question: when one prays something away, where does it go? Is there a closet up in heaven full of ground zero mosques, the gay, tragic childhood illnesses, etc?

Sung by Jonah Goldberg in drag as the Teutonic Opera Lady.

I am wingnut, hear me roar! In khakis too big to ignore!

the Burger King that’s not too far from Ground Zero.

Where they sell bacon cheeseburgers, which is good, because they piss off the muslims. But they’re also disrespectful to Israel, which is disrespectful to the 9-11 families and our troops and developmentally disabled children and eagles with congenital tear duct problems, which is bad!

You raise an interesting metaphysical question: when one prays something away, where does it go? Is there a closet up in heaven full of ground zero mosques, the gay, tragic childhood illnesses, etc?

Poor gays. From the closet they came, unto the closet they shall return.

Bacon cheeseburgers are double plus un-kosher because first you have the cheese touching the meat and second because of the whole bacon thing.

Actually, sending a bust of Churchill to the White House as a sign of solidarity in the invasion of Iraq should be subject to an analyst , or anal list, or something anal and/or listy. It’s really kind of touched, you know. Is it where the New Age-ey Blair style meets the Evangelical veneer of George W. Bush and forms some strange animist ritual to multiply the force of —-what was it?—“good”—to triumph over a tactic that personifies “evil” (as seen on t.v. and described by a guy named “curveball”)?

Maybe next time they should douse their naked, bodies with the blood of their chosen demographic and get it over with; then we wouldn’t have to worry about cataloging and returning a thing that few people were concerned about before that thing became a fetish in a pagan ritual used by people who don’t have the integrity to return it or to refrain from invading countries on a pack of lies they created to win support for their ritual sacrifice to demonstrate their power.

just my two cents

the churchill bust thing is part of an elaborate hoax on the part if the Bush and Blair administrations. Right wing nut pundits bitching about how this administration is dealing with it deserves a ritual all its own. Sadly,no! is as close as it gets, as far as I can tell.

WTF? Can ya believe this shit?

http://www.aolnews.com/opinion/article/opinion-fail-first-is-this-any-way-to-practice-medicine/19592755

Is this any way to run a medical system? That fine quote by the sadlynaut about vampires running the bloodbank and everybody becoming a few quarts down, yeah, right here.

Is this any way to live? We are not animals! And this Chateau Le Blanc ’68, it’s supposed to be served slightly chilled!

Actually Wiley if I remember correctly, it went something like,
Bush: “I kinda like that Churchill head thingy there.”
Blair: “You like it Mr President? I’ll let you borrow it for a while.” Bush: “Thanks Tonester.”

With a strict Freudian analyst? No.

Zees ‘po-land’ of vich you speak. It sounds, shall ve say, anal. Let us talk now a little of your toilet training.

http://crooksandliars.com/
Ha!

“In fairness, we’ve been building ”ground zeros’ near Iraqi mosques since March 2003.”

This is just getting depressing now. It seems to me that the bigots are still all pissed of they didn’t get their pogrom in 2001/2002 and are trying to make it work any way they can. The ‘Mosque in Manhattan’ is run by the most liberal Muslims you can find, the sufi’s, basically the Unitarian church of Islam with dancing and spinning. These fuckers have been banging on about moderate Muslims for ever, and when they come across them, its all; ‘jihadist, extremist, etc.’. All they want is another religious war, to those fuckers, there is no such thing as a moderate muslim, and if they keep going about it this way, then we might just get one.

Bryan Fisher: ‘Islam is not a religion of peace, Christianity is the religion of peace.’ Tell that to the victims of the Lord Resistance Army, the inquisition, the IRA, and ever other fucken christian who screamed; ‘well god’s on our side’, while disemboweling a peasant through the centuries…..

You raise an interesting metaphysical question: when one prays something away, where does it go? Is there a closet up in heaven full of ground zero mosques, the gay, tragic childhood illnesses, etc?

And sporting event losses.

Bryan Fisher: ‘Islam is not a religion of peace, Christianity is the religion of peace.’ Tell that to the victims of the Lord Resistance Army, the inquisition, the IRA, and ever other fucken christian who screamed; ‘well god’s on our side’, while disemboweling a peasant through the centuries…..

The victims of Iraq and Afghanistan…Peaceful my fucking ass.

http://gocl.me/cpe7ei
John Stewert hits the whole Mosque-Erade issue out of the park.

They’re Sufi? Sufis are nice and fun. There is joy in it.

It’s a community center four blocks northeast, a left turn and ¾ blocks west from the hole in the ground where the WTC used to be. There is no “ground zero mosque”. It does not exist. There is no longer a “ground zero”, the BOOM is 9 years gone. It’s like they created an endless nuclear explosion in their heads in a city they think is Sodom and Gomorrah and worship it as a symbol of their victimtude because somebody else destroyed it.

Half of the shriekers are so fundamentally miserable that they have to make stuff up to be miserable about so they don’t feel out of sorts, and the other half get coin for fluffing the miserable pricks into hysteria. It’s stranger than the Bush years—not nearly as lethal—but uber- strange.

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean that you should. For example, you can build a Catholic Church near a playground but really, should you? Isn’t it too soon?
John Oliver
http://gocl.me/cpe7ei

Half of the shriekers are so fundamentally miserable that they have to make stuff up to be miserable about so they don’t feel out of sorts, and the other half get coin for fluffing the miserable pricks into hysteria. It’s stranger than the Bush years—not nearly as lethal—but uber- strange.

It’s certainly a well executed plan to draw attention away from the corporatocracy that is still getting richer by the second picking our pockets and strangling the middle class. If that half of the country ever wises up and figures this shit out, those motherfuckers are in big trouble. Not going to happen, but I can fap to the idea.

sure enough, tsam

The victims of Iraq and Afghanistan…Peaceful my fucking ass.

But but but that’s different. They made us do it. We din’t wanna.

You can fool some people some of the time, and some people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

I had a positive thought and word press ate it.

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

With modern communications fooling all of the people some of the time is not so attainable anymore.

Jeepers, did my obvious lie kill the thread?

The only proper form of government is a “noble Catholic monarch.”

Now, before we all go rushing off to judgement, this speaker is not entirely wrong. The proper form of government is indeed a “noble monarch,” which is, of course, pharoah. And the most noble of all pharoahs was, obviously, ME.

The fact that my mortal remains are those of a mummy may confuse some subjects, but they will be reassured by the knowledge that I am also a goddess. I favor public works, strong trade, multiculturalism and religious tolerance. We shall live in peace (although the perfidious Nubians must be taught their place!) and all my subjects shall prosper.

And those that oppose me shall do so precisely once.

Half of the shriekers are so fundamentally miserable that they have to make stuff up to be miserable about so they don’t feel out of sorts, and the other half get coin for fluffing the miserable pricks into hysteria. It’s stranger than the Bush years—not nearly as lethal—but uber- strange.

Although I don’t disagree about the ‘strange’ bit, there is an undercurrent of muslim hate that used to be confined to the fucken basement dwelling bigots. When you Newt banging on about Islam=Nazi’s on national TV, and no-one picks him up on it, then you are closer to some fucker taking a gun to a mosque to kill some fuckers. I would give odds on to there being some related incident in the next 6 months in the US that leads to a fatality or Buddha forbid multiple fatalities.

“You raise an interesting metaphysical question: when one prays something away, where does it go? ….”

The cornfield. It goes to the cornfield. Now shut up, think happy thoughts, and let’s watch us some dinosaur TV.

They’re Sufi? Sufis are nice and fun. There is joy in it.

The spin classes should be *awesome*.

Bilo said,

August 18, 2010 at 4:17

*rousing golf clap*

Until the end of the year is far too long for “Dr” Laura to remain on the air. Of course she’s going to spew filth like the Macondo blowout between now and the election.

From her appearance on Larry King,

My first amendment rights have been usurped by angry, hateful groups who don’t want to debate, they want to eliminate.

So, wait. When did she become a Democratic Congressperson trying to hold a town hall meeting?

feh

She had the same Con Law professor as Sarah Palin I see.

Stop violating my 1st Ammendment rights!!. I’m warning you justme just you wait and see you angry hateful leftwing blogger usurper eliminating non-debating . . . OOOH! You make just want to say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER! Darnit I did it again.

Here are some nice pictures of me when I was young & all my inner conflicts hadn’t turned me into a bottle-blond shrew yet.

Let us talk now a little of your toilet training.

It’s hopeless. I’ve got my toilet to sit up and beg, but that’s all it does. No fetching, no playing dead, no shaking hands…

Here are some nice pictures of me when I was young

I can’t help thinking that those pictures were aids for her to admire her own whiteness…although she is suspiciously brown tan in several.

How’s everybody doing this morning?

How’s everybody doing this morning?

Wet. It’s a rainy day here in DC.

Which would be nice if it meant the weather was going to get cooler, but it’s not. It usually just makes things muggier.

Just in case anyone was wondering if this mosque thing was an electoral ploy, the latest Afterburner at PJTV has Bill Whittle comparing Islam to appeasement and the cowards running the country to Chamberlain.

Not a very original thought. But he ends the clip with a “and by the way, those cowards advocating appeasement are advocating the same thing on our southern border. Remember that when you vote in November. Because we are running out of time.”

So, yes, the answer’s yes.

Yeah it’s been a pretty brutal season here. I think I’m ready for Fall.

Bryan Fisher: ‘Islam is not a religion of peace, Christianity is the religion of peace.’ Tell that to the victims of the Lord Resistance Army, the inquisition, the IRA, and ever other fucken christian who screamed; ‘well god’s on our side’, while disemboweling a peasant through the centuries…..

Or, you know, people who work at women’s clinics.

Tough morning this, trying to decide which is the biggest wingnut asshat story of the day.

The Bin Laden Mission Accomplished Mosque, still big. The latest Wingnut Stupid List FUBAR, definitely awesome in a circular clusterfuck kind of way. But Ann Coulter getting canned from wingnut daily for not being enough of a gay-hater, yeah, that’s maybe the winner.

Or, you know, people who work at women’s clinics.

That doesn’t count, silly.

My first amendment rights have been usurped by angry, hateful groups who don’t want to debate, they want to eliminate.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

So you don’t have a “right” to be an unprofitable ignorance-spewing bitch on the radio. The Free Market has spoken! All hail the wisdom of the Free Market!

Reading: learn to.

Gaping Holes that aren’t goatse.

Safe for work.

My first amendment rights have been usurped by angry, hateful groups who don’t want to debate, they want to eliminate.

Project much?

I never cease to be amazed at how right-wing bullies paint themselves as victims. It is truly mind-boggling.

I never cease to be amazed at how right-wing bullies paint themselves as victims. It is truly mind-boggling.

Hey, the the Dixiecrat line in the mid-sixties was the the Civil Rights Act would “enslave white people.”

As you say. Project much?

Yeah it’s been a pretty brutal season here. I think I’m ready for Fall.

It’s been awful here, too. And we had a terrible winter. (Not cold, just DEPRESSING). I’m hoping this fall will be nice…it seemed to be really short last year.

I blame Algore for being fat.

Project much?

I never cease to be amazed at how right-wing bullies paint themselves as victims. It is truly mind-boggling.

No kidding; she’s got the mike, the volume knob, and the hang-up button, she interrupts and talks over a caller, says “nigger nigger nigger” to her AFTER discovering the caller is black and bothered by it, then browbeats and blames her, but LAURA is the victim here.

What’d I say? Is it my breath?

No kidding; she’s got the mike, the volume knob, and the hang-up button, she interrupts and talks over a caller, says “nigger nigger nigger” to her AFTER discovering the caller is black and bothered by it, then browbeats and blames her, but LAURA is the victim here.

I actually haven’t listened to it. What a fucking nutjob.

Transcript here. Audio, too, but I can’t listen to shit like that without getting all throw-y, so I just read it.

HOLY FUCK.

Just reading it made me throw-y. Jesus Christ.

I need a laugh. I just scared myself writing a blog post.

Don’t read that transcript, then.

But Ann Coulter getting canned from wingnut daily for not being enough of a gay-hater, yeah, that’s maybe the winner.

The irony, it burns.

Don’t read that transcript, then.

Of Doc Laura? I heard the clip, unexpurgated.

Of Doc Laura? I heard the clip, unexpurgated.

Ugh, how? Did you throw up?

Sometimes I hate white people.

BTW, your paranoia is not reassuring in the least.

BTW, your paranoia is not reassuring in the least.

And it bothers me that it took me this long to come to this enlightened moment, when I could have been fucking making a fortune on it.

Sometimes I hate white people.

Sometimes I just hate people. I’m glad that she’s been arabesqued off the air for now, but like Imus, she’ll be back.

And it bothers me that it took me this long to come to this enlightened moment, when I could have been fucking making a fortune on it.

I think, though, you may still be giving human beings too much credit. We’re pretty fucking stupid and clueless when we’re benefiting in the short term.

Time still has its head on straight (http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/08599201140000).

The prevalence of such rhetoric on both sides of the mosque debate makes it seem as if the struggle against global jihadism hangs in the balance. The truth is that Osama bin Laden and his ilk face much bigger problems. The story of the past decade in the Muslim world is that of the widespread rejection – or “refudiation,” to borrow a phrase – of terrorism. A study by the Pew Research Center earlier this year found that support in Muslim countries for suicide bombings has fallen precipitously from post-9/11 levels. One-third of Pakistanis believed terrorism was justified in 2002; now just 8% do. For all our anxiety about the rise of religious extremism, no government in the Arab world has been toppled by forces sympathetic to al-Qaeda since 2001. And though some militant Muslims surely wish us harm, their ability to actually inflict it has eroded; it has been more than five years since the last successful al-Qaeda attack in the West.

The eclipse of al-Qaeda has come about largely through revulsion at the jihadists’ indiscriminate slaughter of fellow Muslims, from Indonesia to Iraq. And yet we have failed to notice. A Gallup poll taken in June found that Americans still believe terrorism is a bigger threat to the future well-being of the country than health care costs, unemployment and illegal immigration. (Only the federal debt was deemed an issue of equal seriousness.) America’s post-9/11 obsession with terrorism, the belief that we are locked in an epic ideological struggle with radical Islam, has stretched our resources to the limit and distracted us from higher-order priorities. National myopia poses a bigger challenge to the U.S.’s long-term stability than terrorism ever will.

What does this mean for the mosque near Ground Zero? However the dispute is ultimately resolved, its impact on the “threat” posed by radical Islam will be negligible. That’s because the threat is receding on its own. Allowing a place of worship to be built in lower Manhattan will constitute neither an American triumph nor a defeat. It will simply tell the world that this nation, wisely, has decided to move on.

I think it’s a little too optimistic, especially earlier up when it says that the threat “may no longer exist,” but the bottom line – that al-Qaeda has seen a massive drop in popularity in the last five years – is true, which makes this a great time for nonpsychotic people like Rauf to step up and fill in the gap – and we should support them with open arms.

If, that is, you want to win the war on terror. The teabaggers, who want to turn this into a war on Islam, sure as hell don’t. And that line “we have failed to notice” is the key thing.

Ann Coulter is bounced from speaking at WorldNet Daily’s conference for being the Judy Garland of the Right.

I heard the call. What’s ugliest about it is not the “n” word talk believe it or not, but th e classic bullying tactics.

If, that is, you want to win the war on terror. The teabaggers, who want to turn this into a war on Islam, sure as hell don’t.

Exactly. The “war on terror” has never been about “keeping people safe.” It’s about authoritarian xenophobes who get off on the suffering of undesirables.

I heard the call. What’s ugliest about it is not the “n” word talk believe it or not, but th e classic bullying tactics.

Oh, definitely, I can see that with the transcript. She completely and utterly dismisses this woman’s feelings and experiences and acts like she’s stupid for even relating them…

One of the most important things I’ve learned in reading and talking to people about How Not to be a Racist is that I need to KEEP MY FUCKING MOUTH SHUT and let people who have experienced racism talk. Not being a fucking asshole takes you pretty far in bridging racial gaps, but that’s pretty much impossible for “Doctor” Laura.

I think, though, you may still be giving human beings too much credit.

You mean about my peak oil post?

I wasn’t talking about a human being, I was talking about a cartel that’s running out of its golden-egg laying goose. Those folks are INhuman.

One small argument with your premise, Actor, is that there ARE 1-, 3-, 5-, 7-, and 10-year ARMs. Plus, a single year couldn’t easily be targeted by influencing people to choose 5 year ARMs over a multi-year period.

One-third of Pakistanis believed terrorism was justified in 2002; now just 8% do.

Probably because so little of it is directed at the West anymore and so much of it at infidel Muslims.

One small argument with your premise, Actor, is that there ARE 1-, 3-, 5-, 7-, and 10-year ARMs.

But the bulk of them were five years that came due in 2007 and 2008, which were unrefinanceable.

Plus, a single year couldn’t easily be targeted by influencing people to choose 5 year ARMs over a multi-year period.

Sure they could.

A massive marketing push, like all those Countrywide mortgage commercials and WaMu commercials and Ditech.com commercials, promising quick approvals on refis and purchases, with no money down.

It happened. And it happened on schedule. It’s no secret that of those three, the big three in junk mortgages, only Ditech survives as an quasi-independent entity and even then, it was bailed out in the GM bailout.

This isn’t particularly well-written, but I think she’s absolutely right.

Jesus’ General said that if Dr. Laura wasn’t so busy being a racist, she’d be Serena Joy. Which is true. She’s all about being superior to other women, controlling other women’s behavior, and allying herself with repressive men to get whatever power she can have from them. (Forgetting, of course, that *give* her that power and that they can easily take it away if she steps out of line).

And there is this interesting, lower-level place in the rightwing world that women (and often, male ministers) occupy that deal specifically with the family. And, as Amanda says, those people are probably more dangerous than Limbaugh…if you have the women, you probably have the children, especially if you convince them to run every aspect of their family lives in a rightwing-approved manner.

Exactly, T&U. Plus, the angrier she gets the louder she gets…and starts talking over the caller. Hey, if you can’t win the argument just bully your opponent into silent submission.

You mean about my peak oil post?

I wasn’t talking about a human being, I was talking about a cartel that’s running out of its golden-egg laying goose. Those folks are INhuman.

Yes.

What I’m saying is that I do think it’s possible that a lot of people suffered from the delusion that the good times would never end, especially if they could foist the risks off on someone else.

A massive marketing push, like all those Countrywide mortgage commercials and WaMu commercials and Ditech.com commercials, promising quick approvals on refis and purchases, with no money down.

Yup. I know several people who were being pushed into shitty mortgages even though they qualified for better ones. It’s one of those bizarre situations where the provider actually benefits more from doing a shitty job.

Similarly, when we were buying a car, we talked to two or three different people about loans. They all kept trying to push us into a lower monthly payment even though we could easily afford a higher amount.

Btw, this may be old news but has everyone seen louis gomert poop his pants on Anderson Cooper?

Exactly, T&U. Plus, the angrier she gets the louder she gets…and starts talking over the caller. Hey, if you can’t win the argument just bully your opponent into silent submission.

Richard Nixon, 1968: “So that’s what we’ve been doing wrong all these years!”

What I’m saying is that I do think it’s possible that a lot of people suffered from the delusion that the good times would never end, especially if they could foist the risks off on someone else.

But that’s how all scams operate.

At the core, there’s a knowledgable group that is fully aware of the risks and the scam, and have chosen the exit points. Let’s call them the, um, Madoffs.

Then surrounding them are the major domos, who sort of suspect something’s up, but are willing to co-opt their values for a piece of the action, with the implied promise of the core group giving them a heads up on when to get out (we actually saw this at Lehman with the EVP who had a hedge fund on the side betting against the mortgage market).

Surrounding them are the apostles. The apostles listened to the Madoffs and swallowed the bunkum whole. While they may have had suspicions, the people who sold them the bunkum were so convincing, so authoritative, that they set aside their disbelief in order to let the good times roll. So long as they kept seeing returns, they never questioned where the gift horse had his mouth.

Surrounding them were the victims. While everyone but the core group suffered some losses, these suckers never saw any of the upside so never had a chance to get out before things turned ugly.

The group you refer to are the major domos.

I remember hearing a statistic about the number of people in subprime loans who could have qualified for better mortgages but didn’t get them because the mortgage company sold them on the subprime ones. It was pretty big.

Btw, this may be old news but has everyone seen louis gomert poop his pants on Anderson Cooper?

I sort of heard about this on Jon Stewart last night, but what happened?

actor212 said,
August 18, 2010 at 16:02

*sigh* I hate you for feeding my paranoia, especially regarding peak oil. THANKS!

actor, if you watched TDS you pretty much got the gist. Gomert said Mooslims were making terror babies here just so they could come back 20 years later to blow us up. When Anderson asked for proof, gomert just lost his shit…and never answered the question.

But but but that’s different. They made us do it. We din’t wanna.

I STILL hear some of these fucking meatheads say “But they flew planes into our buildings!!” You know, those Saudi hijackers were totally sponsored by Iraq and Afghanistan.

At the core, there’s a knowledgable group that is fully aware of the risks and the scam, and have chosen the exit points.

Well, now that’s something I totally agree with, I just don’t think they did it by timing the market. And when you can offload the risk so you profit whether the loan gets paid off or not, and others bear the downside, you don’t have to.

Gomert said Mooslims were making terror babies here just so they could come back 20 years later to blow us up. When Anderson asked for proof, gomert just lost his shit…and never answered the question.

I wrote a really nice rebuttal to the whole “anchor baby” thing yesterday.

First off, it should be pointed out that the birth rate among undocumented immigrants here in the States is much lower than it is among people in their native lands, so it seems if anything, people are studiously avoiding coming here to drop a litter.

Next, the process for parents of anchor babies to attain citizenship is about as rigorous as the process to obtain citizenship, full stop, that it’s ludicrous to think that anyone is doing this.

For one thing, they parents have to wait 21 years before the child can even apply for them…

I wrote a really nice rebuttal to the whole “anchor baby” thing yesterday.

Blogwhore much? Goodness!

Blogwhore much? Goodness!

If my blog was a chick, she’d be DK-W’s mom.

I just don’t think they did it by timing the market

That implies anticipating a market change.

I’m saying they created that change.

actor, if you watched TDS you pretty much got the gist. Gomert said Mooslims were making terror babies here just so they could come back 20 years later to blow us up. When Anderson asked for proof, gomert just lost his shit…and never answered the question.

When I first saw that, I laughed at it. Then I realized this guy is mentally ill. (NOT snark, he really is sick). Olbermann showed some of his other floor speeches in the House, and HOH MY GAWD, dude is the very picture of paranoia. Obama = Hitler, useful idiots, he got it all in there. But the part that struck me was his head scratch. He stops speaking, closes his eyes, and does that irritated head scratch like the guy Ben Stiller picks up in his car with the “7 Minute Abs” program and the dead body.

Shorter Paul Mirengoff:

College would be better if we stopped pretending that “people” who are not white men* have produced things worth discussing.

*White men including Jews! We count too, right?

My head is spinning and so is this room.
Newt Gingrich Called Out For
Hate Speech By… Pat Buchanan?

Soter Pat B.: The Republican nomination will be won by the top fearmongerer.

“Shorter” too also.

Then I realized this guy is mentally ill.

Praise Saint Ronny for the faithful!

I’m saying they created that change.

Yes.

Cf. and Cfmore.

Newt Gingrich Called Out For
Hate Speech By… Pat Buchanan?

Wow.

That’s like Stalin calling Pinochet an oppressive dictator.

Cf. and Cfmore.

Right concept.

Wrong “they”. I think the oil companies did it.

Newt Gingrich Called Out For
Hate Speech By… Pat Buchanan?

Holy shit.

This is actually getting a little scary.

PM,

Pat Buchanan is a paleoconservative. I tried picking up one of his “history books” once, and it repeated the old meme according to which Britain and America should have left Hitler alone so he could have handled communism. The link you posted confirms that; it quotes him as asking “Did Hitler want war?” and saying that there are too many Jews in government.

He’s an old school, 1920s/30s conservative, the kind who were obsessed with kikes rather than hajjis. Those guys aren’t usually too critical of radical Islam, because it shares their antisemitism. Pat probably believes everything the right wing has said about Imam Rauf. It’s just that he sees such people as kindred spirits.

WRONGFUL.

WRONGFUL.

Jesus is giving a facial (look between His legs)?

Dude, I KNOW. It’s the dripping substance that’s the worst part!

So many throats, so littl… actually, all the time in teh Universe.

Dude, I KNOW. It’s the dripping substance that’s the worst part!

He does have a firm grip on the boy’s face. It must have been a huge load.

Off his shoulders, of course.

Jesus is giving a facial

Holy acne medicine Jesusman!

He does have a firm grip on the boy’s face. It must have been a huge load.

Any response I have to this is so utterly horrifying that I could never forgive myself for posting to be preserved in the dark recesses of the interwebs from now until the end of human civilization.

Any response I have to this is so utterly horrifying that I could never forgive myself for posting to be preserved in the dark recesses of the interwebs from now until the end of human civilization.

Fortunately, as a practicing Christian, I will be forgiven at the end of days.

Well, he is, after all, in the service of Christ.

I wonder if this is why Christ shot His load in the boy’s face?

Fortunately, as a practicing Christian, I will be forgiven at the end of days.

I don’t care if God doesn’t forgive me. I could never forgive *myself*.

Well, he is, after all, in the service of Christ.

Jesus did say “this is my body,” after all.

Terrorism? NAAAAH. Dude is white!

Jesus did say “this is my body,” after all.

But He said, “eat”, not “gobble”…

In related news, the Catholic Church is replacing the little crackers with with Vienna sausages for the Eucharist.

damn typos…

Terrorism? NAAAAH. Dude is white!

Have they found any motive for it?

This is my body – eat me. This is my precious bodily fluid – drink of it. Then get the fuck out, I aint making breakfast for you.

This is my body – eat me. This is my precious bodily fluid – drink of it. Then get the fuck out, I aint making breakfast for you.

Jesus and Tucker Max: more similar than you’d think.

Have they found any motive for it?

Does the fact that he’s a RWNJ count as motive?

Does the fact that he’s a RWNJ count as motive?

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

If a tree fell in a forest, does a bear wear a funny hat?

Kinda fucked that one up. Eh. Whatever.

WRONGFUL.

Joke, surely?

They use “Blow the trumpet of Salvation” as their Bible quote…

They use “Blow the trumpet of Salvation” as their Bible quote…

I did not see that. I’m going to go with “joke,” then.

Still, kinda wrongful.

I did not see that. I’m going to go with “joke,” then.

Somebody searched the phone number they had listed and found it was for another church (St Paul’s in London, IIRC), so likely a joke.

Still…

Does the fact that he’s a RWNJ count as motive?

RWNJ = Read/Write New Jersey?

HOLY cum, Batman. That is seriously funny.

RWNJ = Read/Write New Jersey?

Rightwing nutjob. He’s from Texas, and probably couldn’t read/write too good.

They use “Blow the trumpet of Salvation” as their Bible quote…

“DAY NINE
…

Always thought blowing the Horn of Gondor was supposed to summon armies of
the West?
Apparently not.
V. educational, all the same.”

-Very Secret Diaries of Pippin Took

To continue beating a dead horse.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_ground_zero_mosque_poll

Nearly a quarter of voters questioned said the issue will have a major effect on which candidate for governor they support. […] The poll showed Republican Carl Paladino, who has taken the hardest line against the project among the candidates, is continuing to gain on Rick Lazio heading into the GOP primary and also gaining on Democrat Andrew Cuomo. […] Of those who see the issue as a major factor in their vote, almost all — 92 percent — oppose building the mosque near ground zero. […] As the Sept. 14 Republican primary draws near, Lazio’s lead over Paladino, who has tea party activists among his supporters, is shrinking among Republicans.

ENTIRELY an electoral ploy. Confirmed by the fact that the purchase of the building was negotiated more than a year ago, but it’s only in the last month that it’s suddenly started popping up on right wing media. And it’s working.

I think I’ve beaten this horse dead enough for now, but if I know the media, there’s more to come.

du Garbandier and Kraus? All. One. Guy. Yet I’m the one arrested for impersonating myself? Unbelievable.

Ugh, how? Did you throw up?

Sometimes I hate white people.

I love white people, but I can’t stand nillas.

I love white people, but I can’t stand nillas.

Not even when they’re chopped up into tasty nilla wafers?

Submitted without comment (since it’s awesomeness is pretty hard to top)

Buddy Wakefield via Facebook:

I officiated the wedding of a straight couple on Sunday and I was thinkin’… I’ve been known to be pretty gay. Shouldn’t this mean their marriage not be recognized? Isn’t the sanctity of a straight couple at risk if they’re married by a gay dude? Shouldn’t straight marriages performed by gay dudes be revoked as a safeguard against burning forever? Please help me help you help God help us, or before ya know it “they’ll” be letting murderers and animals officiate; maybe even priests. Something more must be done to stop the spread of joy, and butt sex.

Looking to You For Christlike Moral Guidance Because You and Your Divorce Rates Representing Sanctity Totally Make Sense, Reverend Budworth Wakeright

P.S. I feel like y’all should go after the Universal Life Church next, to put an end to the possibility of openly human/gay people presiding over straight weddings. Once that’s accomplished we can begin voiding the millions of marriages performed by such ambiguous clergy. It’s a purification process, and should serve to bring the human race closer together. It may seem like de-evolution or Hitleresque at first, but I for one understand that you have books to live by, like – say – the Bible, which clearly states all sins are measured equally. For instance, if I call you a retarded ape, that’s a sin, unless you truly are a retarded ape, which…
At any rate, please stop.
Abort hateful mission (and I don’t mean the kids you may be raising).

You know, those Saudi hijackers were totally sponsored by Iraq and Afghanistan.

Careful, there. The plot was hatched in Afghanistan, by people who were guests of the government, which knew that said guests were trying to find ways to strike inside the US. To some degree, they were sponsored by Afghanistan. Were the average villagers in Paktia province, who have since gotten the shit blown out of them, personally responsible? No. But I (for one) supported the war in Afghanistan to rout out Al Qaeda.

What does this have to do with Christianity or Islam being a “religion of peace?” Nothing. Religions are primarily about tribalism and domination — none of ’em are worth a shit IMO.

Also, POOP. And PENIS. Ha ha, J-Lo is fat.

Too.

Shorter Scott Johnson:

Nancy Pelosi suggests that it is right-wing activists driving opposition to the “Ground Zero” “mosque.” As a supercilious twit student of history, I can say “Ha, what an ugly woman!” It is actually Power Line, Hugh Hewitt, Michelle Malkin, Charles Krauthamer, Instapundit and Hugh Hewitt who are tackling this important issue.

Bill Kristol, not the second Hugh Hewitt. Also some lady from Hysterical 9/11 Families For Endless Revenge Seeking.

Not even when they’re chopped up into tasty nilla wafers?

Maybe if you throw some chocolate sauce on top.

My OKCupid profile says I’m interested all races except for caucasian. People usually think I’m kidding, but it’s true. At some level I have a deep-seated hatred of white people, of white culture.

Mysticdog said,

August 18, 2010 at 18:30

I am in awe, sir.

10 Young Right-Wingers Being Prepped to Take Over the Conservative Movement

I love white people, but I can’t stand nillas.
Not even when they’re chopped up into tasty nilla wafers?

I crush them and bake them into Soylent Green.

K-Lo? IS YOUNG????

Holy fucking shit! I thought it was the portrait that was supposed to age badly! Stupid Christian, and I bet she paid bust out retail for it, too!

K-Lo? IS YOUNG????

You obviously don’t read my comments, because every time something is posted about her, I’m like, “WTF, man, there is NO WAY she’s only 34.”

Douthat’s like that, too, though not as bad. He’s approximately my age and looks at least ten years older, I think.

Also, “Fun Fact: From her Amazon wish list: The Nanny: Complete Season 4, The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries: Season One and an Israeli paratrooper bag.”

Awesome.

At some level I have a deep-seated hatred of white people, of white culture.
While my honky ancestors were a bunch of imperializing genociding colonizing hegemonizing bastards, I hope that you wouldn’t hold that against all of us. I mean, for example, I personally have never invaded any country. I am sure that with care, patience and understanding you can come to hate us for who we really are, rather than for our skin color. Don’t hate me cause I’m a cracker, hate me because, I don’t clean my apartment near as often as I should, or because I bitch about politics, but don’t volunteer to help the campaign of my chosen candidates.

an Israeli paratrooper bag

Sure she meant “bag”?

Careful, there. The plot was hatched in Afghanistan, by people who were guests of the government, which knew that said guests were trying to find ways to strike inside the US. To some degree, they were sponsored by Afghanistan. Were the average villagers in Paktia province, who have since gotten the shit blown out of them, personally responsible? No. But I (for one) supported the war in Afghanistan to rout out Al Qaeda.

I meant to be careful, but this endless war strategy is making the original intent seem to vanish into the background. It’s spread into Pakistan, and who the hell knows where else. Nobody wants to say what the ultimate goal really is. I supported that intervention in the beginning, but now I’m becoming mightily impatient with the same line of bullshit we heard all through Iraq. That’s the problem…what do you do with a state like that? This obviously wasn’t the answer. I don’t have the answer, but I do know that invasion and endless occupation and playing Whack-A-Mole with old regime loyalists, Al Qaeda members, disaffected residents, foreign forces, corrupt government officials, corrupt security forces, and corrupt occupation beaurocrats and diplomats is certainly not the answer. War is war when uniformed militaries make contact on the battlefield. This thing is just a big fat mess with no end in sight.

You obviously don’t read my comments, because every time something is posted about her, I’m like, “WTF, man, there is NO WAY she’s only 34.”

I hang on your every nipple word, dear. I know you said that. It just never occured to me to define a 34 year old virgin hag as “young”.

From T&U’s linky about K-Lo:

at least one sentence from May 25, 2004 that should be remembered — “If the radio gig doesn’t work out[,] Al Franken can always run for Senate”

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

It just never occured to me to define a 34 year old virgin hag as “young”.

Hell, 45 is young for a conservative.

Hell, 45 is young for a conservative.

Hm. Point taken.

I don’t know why they’re prepping all those boneheads. Armey Dick and his sidekick proclaimed their intention of executing a hostile takeover of the GOP with all teabaggers running the show. Of course you realize, this means war!

I hang on your every nipple word, dear. I know you said that. It just never occured to me to define a 34 year old virgin hag as “young”.

Well, all the real young conservatives are liberals right now. Some straw, like surly service from the hired help. will break the camel’s back and the scales will fall from their eyes and they will realize they’ve had the freedom to be assholes in public the whole time! They will have their epiphany and become yoostabees. It is a tawdry miracle of nature and it is happening right now!

Of course, my parameters for “young” have inched up the older I get…right now, anything under 35 is “young,” and I have a feeling anything under 40 will be “young” in a few years.

Also, in K-Lo’s defense, all my Amazon wishlist has on it is shoes. Obviously, I’m much more complex and interesting than that.

I am in awe, sir.

not mine, sadly.

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

On the Tweetmachine, Chuck Todd sez: “BTW, one person makes a good point in a random email I received: A block in NYC is a lot different than ‘a block’ in the rest of America.”

REALLYYYY???? NO WAY! I thought the term “city block” was just some snobby city-dweller term.

What a fucktard. The block I live on is probably not big enough for a single building in New York in some instances.

Of course, my parameters for “young” have inched up the older I get…right now, anything under 35 is “young,” and I have a feeling anything under 40 will be “young” in a few years.

I no longer consider myself young. Think I passed that up roughly 3 years ago. It’s kinda depressing, but I try not to get too freaked out about it.

Sure she meant “bag”?

An unconscious Israeli paratrooper in a bag.

I am offering brain bleach at a discount right over here, folks. Getchyer bottles and syringes at the BEST POSSIBLE PRICES!

On the Tweetmachine, Chuck Todd sez: “BTW, one person makes a good point in a random email I received: A block in NYC is a lot different than ‘a block’ in the rest of America.”

Oh, well that changes everything.

There is nothing wrong with being 45.

I no longer consider myself young.

I got news for you.

You are. You may not think so, but when I think that, in my youth, 65 was a terminal illness, and now we’re seeing people routinely live to 85 and 90, I can only imagine that when you’re as old as me at an equivalent point in your lifetime as I am, you’ll realize just how young you really still are.

I got at least your lifetime left on this planet. Think about what you accomplished in your lifetime already and now add being an adult and having skills to the mix.

There is nothing wrong with being 45.

Never said there was!

I am actually quite looking forward to exiting my twenties in less than a month, even if it means that I’m no longer young.

I got news for you.

You are. You may not think so, but when I think that, in my youth, 65 was a terminal illness, and now we’re seeing people routinely live to 85 and 90, I can only imagine that when you’re as old as me at an equivalent point in your lifetime as I am, you’ll realize just how young you really still are.

I got at least your lifetime left on this planet. Think about what you accomplished in your lifetime already and now add being an adult and having skills to the mix.

That’s why I’m not too upset. Sure I’m slowly losing the dew of youth, but I’m trading it in for wisdom and maturity. You know, the maturity I routinely exhibit on this site.

I am actually quite looking forward to exiting my twenties in less than a month, even if it means that I’m no longer young.
On the day of my 30th birthday, my boss told me “congratulations, you are now too old to die young. If you have died yesterday, everyone at the funeral would have said you were taken from us too soon. If you die today everyone will say, you had a good life.”

There is nothing wrong with being 45.

Being called “sir” is depressing.

I no longer consider myself young. Think I passed that up roughly 3 years ago. It’s kinda depressing, but I try not to get too freaked out about it.

I don’t consider myself young anymore either. I do consider myself blessed, however, that looking fairly decent is a matter of controlling the new hair patches and not eating too much garbage food. I tend to slack off in the latter more than I care to admit, but I’m figuring it out.

I got news for you.

I got at least your lifetime left on this planet. Think about what you accomplished in your lifetime already and now add being an adult and having skills to the mix.

*Raises hand*

Did you ask, “Can I get a witness?”

If you did, I volunteer.

/semi-serious interlude

Sure I’m slowly losing the dew of youth

I’m betting you have lots of moisture left…

One of the hottest women I know is 50. Another is 48. People can look really good as they get older.

There is nothing wrong with being 45.

Being called “sir” is depressing.

Yes, I can see that’s going to be disconcerting.

I don’t consider myself young anymore either. I do consider myself blessed, however, that looking fairly decent is a matter of controlling the new hair patches and not eating too much garbage food. I tend to slack off in the latter more than I care to admit, but I’m figuring it out.

Good on ya.

Me, it’s all about taking care of my skin.

The __B family motto, first told to me by my father about 35 years ago: You can only be young once, but you can be infantile forever.

Being called “sir” is depressing.

[Homer] Just once I want someone to call me “sir” with immediately following it with “you’re making a scene.” [/Homer]

One of the hottest women I know is 50. Another is 48. People can look really good as they get older.

My mother is in her late 60’s and can easily pass for 10-15 years younger. Yeah, she was a looker in her day.

Small victories; I shaved my facemullet off recently, and the very next day was carded to buy beer! The very young girl seemed stunned by the 1969 birth year on my ID.

Being called “sir” is depressing.

That depends on how much I’m paying her.

Sure I’m slowly losing the dew of youth

I’m betting you have lots of moisture left…

I seem to have a neverending supply of mucus in my nose, that’s for sure.

One of the hottest women I know is 50. Another is 48. People can look really good as they get older.

I think as people get older they find older people to be more attractive. My theory is that the behavior of younger people makes them less attractive–mostly in the unnecessary drama department.

My mother is in her late 60?s and can easily pass for 10-15 years younger. Yeah, she was a looker in her day.

*wonders if he has one more “mother-daughter” fling left in him*

Small victories; I shaved my facemullet off recently, and the very next day was carded to buy beer! The very young girl seemed stunned by the 1969 birth year on my ID.

Judging from the one pic I saw, I’m not entirely surprised. Me, I’m carded every fucking place I go.

I shaved my facemullet off recently, and the very next day was carded to buy beer! The very young girl seemed stunned by the 1969 birth year on my ID.

*sigh*

Youth is wasted on the young.

Idiot! SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU!

That’s a slam dunk “get in my car and drive” moment!

Small victories; I shaved my facemullet off recently, and the very next day was carded to buy beer! The very young girl seemed stunned by the 1969 birth year on my ID.
What she was stunned by, was that it also said you were from Hawaii and that you only had a first name and that that name was McLovin.

My mother is in her late 60?s and can easily pass for 10-15 years younger. Yeah, she was a looker in her day.

*wonders if he has one more “mother-daughter” fling left in him*

Oh em gee. Did you really do that before? That is skraight-up scandalous. Yeah. Skraight.

*wonders if he has one more “mother-daughter” fling left in him*

*drops hand*

Rescinding witness offer!

I think as people get older they find older people to be more attractive.

I’ve thought about this from time to time. It’s odd how women I would never have considered dating even in my 40s, I’ve gone out with.

Maybe that’s why I’ve been celibate of late. I’m having a hard time dealing with that.

One of the hottest women I know is 50. Another is 48. People can look really good as they get older.

My whole family ages really well and I’m a compulsive sunscreen (and retinol) user, so I’m not too worried.

“McLovin'” *giggle* That name alone was probably my favorite part of “Superbad.” That and the penis-sketching fetish.

I seem to have a neverending supply of mucus in my nose, that’s for sure.

HOT.

My whole family ages really well

You got ’em hanging in the smoke-shed rafters?

T&U’s fam goes really well with a nice Mimolette and some Cabernet Sauvignon.

You got ‘em hanging in the smoke-shed rafters?
In boxes. Packed in salt.

Did you really do that before? That is skraight-up scandalous. Yeah. Skraight.

Believe it or not, it was unintentional.

I was in a bar one night, and this older woman came onto me. Since I was not seeing anyone, and wanted to make an early night of it, jokingly I went with her. Nothing came of it, of course, except for some fooling around in her car.

A few weeks later, I met this young girl in a different bar, same town. Never connected the two until…

You got ‘em hanging in the smoke-shed rafters?

Cheese cave.

T&U’s fam goes really well with a nice Mimolette and some Cabernet Sauvignon.

Dammit!

Yours was better.

Well, I mean, my dad looks like crap, but my mom is still hot and my grandfather is 88 and still has headful of mostly black hair.

Oh em gee. Did you really do that before?

Accidentally, yes.

” You can only be young once, but you can be infantile forever”
A friend once introduced me to someone thusly: Ive known PeeJ as a man, an adolescent and a child. Frequently on the same day.

Accidentally, yes.

At least it wasn’t, you know, at the same time.

I mean, I would assume.

Ew.

Accidentally, yes.

Don’t you hate it when two related women just *fall* on your penis?

A friend once introduced me to someone thusly: Ive known PeeJ as a man, an adolescent and a child. Frequently on the same day.

Sounds like your friend might have a little statutory problem with you, if you know what I mean and you probably wish you didn’t.

At least it wasn’t, you know, at the same time.

I mean, I would assume.

It was a few weeks apart, yes.

It was an awkward morning when we all discovered it.

Don’t you hate it when two related women just *fall* on your penis?

And what is it with all these homos wanting to suck my dick, huh?

Okay, so my mother accidentally dated (I mean she dated him on purpose, but didn’t realize this) a guy who was in the same graduating class as my husband. I mean, literally.

That was weird.

OTOH, way to go, Mom!

but you can be infantile forever”

Suddenly, I understand the reason I’m here. Why I’m on this earth. Why I exist. It’s to fulfill this destiny.

Suddenly, I understand the reason I’m here. Why I’m on this earth. Why I exist. It’s to fulfill this destiny.

My father’s 82 and he’s still got it going. At lunch recently he repeated a story he had told me about a year ago; when I pointed that out he said “You know I’m in my anecdotage.”

Okay, so my mother accidentally dated (I mean she dated him on purpose, but didn’t realize this) a guy who was in the same graduating class as my husband. I mean, literally.

That was weird.

Particularly when he drove her home to make out in the car and accidentally rear-ended* your father.

*Not a VASR. I’m hunting for larger game**.

** Not a VPR. Ditto.

My father’s 82 and he’s still got it going. At lunch recently he repeated a story he had told me about a year ago; when I pointed that out he said “You know I’m in my anecdotage.”

I already like him. 🙂

Having just taken my lunch break, I wish to rescind my previous statement. I was outside wearing a jacket (one layer more than I’ve had all summer) and felt absolutely fine – haven’t had weather this pleasant in a long time.

The gray clouds blocking the sunlight may have had something to do with it. If so, long may they remain over our heads.

Being called “sir” is depressing.

Especially if you’re female.

Chris, we have some of those clouds, too. I’ll take them.

And that reminds me it’s 2:00 and I haven’t had lunch yet…I hate it when do that.

Being called “sir” is depressing.

Especially if you’re female.

And if you’re say, a cat, it’s just plain confusing.

Also age does = irrelevant

My grandmother (late eighties) has been telling me for ten years that she’s “slowing down.” To which I invariably answer that when I’m her age, I pray to God I’m as “slow” as she is. She was more dynamic through most of her eighties than my mother was for most of her fifties.

And if you’re say, a cat, it’s just plain confusing.

*snapping fingers*

So THAT’S why my cat looks at me funny when I call him an idiot!

Youth is wasted on the young.

That’s a slam dunk “get in my car and drive” moment!

The single most important lesson my nearly 41 years have taught me is to be at peace with my limitations. Dating a (what appeared to be) 19 year old girl would gain me nothing but an age complex and misogynistic tendencies.

Dating a (what appeared to be) 19 year old girl would gain me nothing but an age complex and misogynistic tendencies.

I’m sorry, I’m missing the downside here…

Keep making your jokes. You’ll all be serving us soon enough.

So THAT’S why my cat looks at me funny when I call him an idiot!

Well yeah. Who the fuck are YOU calling an idiot?

I think we as a nation have moved on when they air the “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” without deleting the line “They stick all the jerks in Tower One”.

I’m sorry, I’m missing the downside here…

I’d be glad to send them your way.

I think we as a nation have moved on when they air the “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” without deleting the line “They stick all the jerks in Tower One”.

Do they still air that episode? I haven’t seen it since 9-11.

I think we as a nation have moved on when they air the “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” without deleting the line “They stick all the jerks in Tower One”.

I thought so until this whole community center business managed to sucker in way too many suckers.

MSNBC, at this very moment, has Rick Lazio the stupidassed fucking fool telling us that since the building that would be demo’ed to make way for this building was damaged by the landing gear of one of the hijacked planes, we should call Cuomo and tell him to put a stop to this madness. It’s about the victims, don’tcha know? Oh, and he’s throwing the boilerplate “OMG FUCKIN RADICAL IMAM LOVES TERRISTS AND HAMAS AND WHITE DEATH” bullshit as well. Whatsherbeak is getting on him a little bit.

Who the fuck are YOU calling an idiot?

You, who can’t even pick up your own turds and put them in the trash bin! You have two extra thumbs, and can’t even open a cat food can!

You, who can’t even pick up your own turds and put them in the trash bin! You have two extra thumbs, and can’t even open a cat food can!

Can’t? Your naivete amuses us.

You, who can’t even pick up your own turds and put them in the trash bin! You have two extra thumbs, and can’t even open a cat food can!

Who said I can’t?

Lazio just cited Joe Weaselman as a concurring endorsement for being a superdouche. What a butthole.

Oops, nymfail.

Can’t? Your naivete amuses us.

Who said I can’t?

Fine.

I’ll be home next week. I presume you’ll feed yourself…

One pussycat is faster.

and FYWP. I was saying earlier how MSNBC as the fool tool Lazio on at this moment defending his bigoted wish to end the community center project.

Sarah Palin just called feminists a “cackle of rads”? WTF?

Actually, I don’t mind that. It sounds kind of badass.

I’d rather starve and leave you with that lifetime of lingering guilt. When we cats have a point to prove, we’re “all in” as you humans are so fond of saying.

Sarah Palin just called feminists a “cackle of rads”? WTF?

Rads = radicals? Either way, rad is kinda rad.

Teabagger Barbie is teabagging.

I’d rather starve and leave you with that lifetime of lingering guilt.

Yea, and you’d be able to gloat.

Oh wait…

Sarah Palin just called feminists a “cackle of rads”? WTF?

Does that mean anything?

feminists a “cackle of rads”

And here I thought the correct terms was “pack of hags”.

Oh wait. That’s the cougar contingent down at the bar. Nevermind.

Oh, rad radicals. Right. A cackle of rads? Quid?

“cackle of rads”? WTF?

Um, WHAT? I can’t even get angry; it’s too funny. It just sounds silly. and it’s fun to say.

Yea, and you’d be able to gloat.

Oh wait…

I got me 8 more of these motherfuckers left to live!

Does that mean anything?

It’s Sarah Palin. Does it have to?

I got me 8 more of these motherfuckers left to live!

You sound suspiciously like my cat.

NYMFAIL x2. I suck.

In other news, get your own Teabagger Barbie. It comes with a ratty old lawn chair, Walmart lingerie, lip balm and several fun toys you can jam into your Barbie while betting your bag tea’d. Sold seperately, a damaged barbeque that won’t stand upright anymore, straps to hold up the belly fat to allow access to the bag by other humans instead of the bugs, and a lifetime supply of penicillin.

You sound suspiciously like my cat.

I assure you I’m not.

It’s Sarah Palin. Does it have to?

No, and it should make for some spectacular protest signFAIL.

It’s Sarah Palin. Does it have to?

I mean, when she said “I read all the newspapers!” that didn’t make much sense either, but the words “I,” “read,” “all,” “the” and “newspapers” all had a discernable meaning within the English language.

Even aliens in sci fi movies have subtitles when they’re speaking made-up words.

Get those rabblerousers, whippersnappers, and cacklerads off my lawn!

Personally, I’d rather be a “rackle of cads,” but you know, you don’t get to choose your insults. Which is part of the reason why they’re insults.

When you get old, and you look at other old people – even ones you didn’t know when they were young – you tend to see through time. I’ll look at people and I’ll see their aged faces, but I also see them as 30 year-olds, as obnoxious dear teenagers, even as single-digit impish lil anklebiters. It’s not that I don’t see that they’re old, it’s just that I see that they are more than just old.

And yet…I can still be startled by an inadvertent glimpse of myself in the mirror.

Assuming society as we know doesn’t collapse entirely, sweeping us all into a new Dark Ages and making us all look really frumpy, youngsters today are going to be overwhelmingly prettier than me when they are my age, on account of the sunscreen, the hats, and the fluoride.

I’d rather be a “rackle of cads”

With that rack, I’m sure you get your share.

Keep making your jokes. You’ll all be serving us soon enough.

Indeed!

I’ll look at people and I’ll see their aged faces, but I also see them as 30 year-olds, as obnoxious dear teenagers, even as single-digit impish lil anklebiters.

Except for my kid, I can’t disagree with you. I mean, I notice that this friend has all grey hair, or that one has sagging boobs, or that one wrinkles and excess baggage now, but to me, they are all still the lithe youngsters I met way back when.

Except this one broad, but that was a painful experience.

Being called “sir” is depressing.
Anyone standing up for me on the bus is asking for the walking-stick upside their head.

Anderson Cooper and Andrew Sullivan are the same person, right? It’s not just me?

Anyone standing up for me on the bus is asking for the walking-stick upside their head.

Pimping ain’t easy, I know the feeling.

You’ll all be serving us soon enough.

But I’m a vegetarian! I won’t even serve that canned Chinese gluten cat analog! I will give you cheek scritchies, though.

I’d rather be a “rackle of cads”

With that rack, I’m sure you get your share.

Welp, there goes my “coddle of racks” joke. Bastard.

And poor Sarah Failin’, she’ll never top TBogg’s “scrotum of teabaggers.”

I’ll look at people and I’ll see their aged faces

I look at people and I see their skulls.
Fortunately this only happens during bouts of insomnia after about a week when the hallucinations are beginning to kick in. It has caused embarrassment when I am re-introduced to people later on, better-slept, and they expect me to remember them when all I have seen of them is their facial bones.

If you were to paint their skulls on cave walls we’d have metaparietal art!

No offense to those thrilled to be carded, but Fairway here on L.I. cards *everyone* who tries to by beer.

I–48 and gray-bearded–was puzzled to be carded at Fairway recently. But the next time I went, the woman in front of me got carded, and she appeared to be pushing 70.

It’s probably not the only place that does this.

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