Did you catch the moment where he said the proof that we’re in the midst of the Third World War was … the insane clown posse of wannabe terrorists in Miami?

Wow. I mean, wow.

There’s no-place like home, there’s no-place like home, there’s no-place like home” Click-click-click.

Noooooooooo!

Wait…

Juggalos = WWIII?

So am I somehow responsible for the Iraq war, seeing as I’ve been to ICP concerts? I’ve never gone in makeup or anything, but they do put on a hell of a show.

Aaaaaaand, I think that sound may be me losing the ha’penny’s worth of credibility I might have had around here.

A mind can be used to perceive reality.

I know — total freakout, man.

The fact is that REO Speedwagon was, and is, the worst band in the entire universe.

As evidence, I present these lyrics:

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin around
They say you got a boy friend
Youre out late every weekend
Theyre talkin about you and its bringin me down

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But Im telling you, babe
That I dont think its true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind

{refrain}

You take it on the run baby
If thats the way you want it baby
Then I dont want you around
I dont believe it
Not for a minute
Youre under the gun so you take it on the run

Youre thinking up your white lies
Youre putting on your bedroom eyes
You say youre coming home but you wont say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight keep running
And you need never look back again

{refrain x 3}

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin around

Can you disagree with me, moonbats? Sadly, no!

Bradrocket. Now I’m worried. Yeah, I watched it. But I’m old and I’ve lived and not having a life kind of works for me. Dood, you’re young, you have so much to live for, and you’re watching Timmah? Sure, I’m proud of you, but I’m kind of surprised. There’s girls, drugs, likker and, oh yeah, girls. You’ve GOT to get out more….

mikey

“Man, you need to get some hash. You can’t go wrong with hash.” -Newt Gingrich
“Oh yes it can, and quickly, and this whole room will suffer the consequences.” -Bradrocket
“You’re out there man, in the ether!” -Newt
“Yes, well, I’m just going to turn back, over here, to my table…” -Brad

“We’ll take the Spruce Goose! Hop in!”
“uhh, sir?”
*Gun loads* “I said: Hop. In.”

There’s girls, drugs, likker and, oh yeah, girls. You’ve GOT to get out more….

On a Sunday night? Oh-kaaaay…

On a Sunday night? Oh-kaaaay…

You obviously don’t live in a college town.

RAPTURE! RAPTURE!!

Woohoo, nice to see The Newt confirming the need for Armageddon.

I keep wondering when China’s going to decide that America’s military is sufficiently overstretched, and then invade Taiwan.

I keep wondering when China’s going to decide that America’s military is sufficiently overstretched, and then invade Taiwan.

It’s only in your mind.

I saw that! I was utterly amazed that Russert and/or Biden didn’t just reflexively reach out and bitch slap him before they could stop themselves. Then again… we’re talking about Russert and Biden.