WWJD?*


ABOVE: Bryan Fischer

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An Evangelical Review of Immigration Reform

  • Jesus said (in English): “Blessed are the immigration agents for they shall makest the Mexicans go back into their own land.”

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*Who Would Jesus Deport?

 

Comments: 151

 
 
 

Blessed are the peacemakers who bomb from far away drones regardless of confirmation of the target.

 
 

Who are those two fascinating fellows in the foreground?

 
 

Kukla, Fran, and Ollie explain why Americans hate brown people?

 
 

Always. Trust. The. Shorter.™

Yes, Jesus was all about punishing the poor.

 
 

It’s worth noting that we agree on the importance of building a double-layer security fence along our entire 2,000 mile southern border. This is consistent with the Judeo-Christian tradition that teaches us, regarding the nations, that God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling” (Acts 17:26). A nation without a border is no nation at all.

Idiot. International boundaries are more mutable and transient than the shape of a lump of play-doh. So I’m confused – did God “determine” that Alsace Lorraine was part of France, or Germany?

 
 

So I’m confused – did God “determine” that Alsace Lorraine was part of France, or Germany?

ETA Basque would like to speak with God about His mistake.

 
The Kid from Kounty Meath
 

Isn’t this the “Hitler selected only the butchest homos for his armies” guy? Or as I’ve taken to calling him, the Infabulous Basterd?

 
 

God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling”

Why do we have governments at all??

 
 

This is consistent with the Judeo-Christian tradition that teaches us, regarding the nations, that God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling” (Acts 17:26).

Good old God, settling disputes through reasoned scripture-writing.

 
 

Don’t forget: Mary and Joseph had to return to the place of their birth. And look how that turned out.

If it was good enough for Jesus of Nazareth, it’s good enough for Jesus of Mexico City. Right?

 
 

To enforce God’s edicts, silly!

 
 

ETA Basque would like to speak with God about His mistake.

Me too. My mother’s country no longer wants to put up with Corsica’s shit, nor does my father’s country want the Deep South anymore.

 
 

So I’m confused – did God “determine” that Alsace Lorraine was part of France, or Germany?

Uh, that would be American.

 
 

It’s worth noting that we agree on the importance of building a double-layer security fence along our entire 2,000 mile southern border. This is consistent with the Judeo-Christian tradition that teaches us, regarding the nations, that God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling” (Acts 17:26). A nation without a border is no nation at all.

Only a southern border, mind you.

Meanwhile, a million Californians go to Mexico every year for health care. Yes, to use free, government services intended for Mexican citizens and paid for with Mexican tax dollars.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2009/05/27/68906/californians-crossing-border-to.html

 
 

Okay seriously, I was somewhat impressed that a number of prominent evangelicals took the stand they took in favor of immigration. Confirms what I thought about the religious right being on its way down and out.

And it’s good to see them actually standing up for their faith rather than letting themselves being co-opted by a political party like the RR for the last thirty years.

 
 

Who are those two fascinating fellows in the foreground?

Winken and Blinken always go with Knob.

 
 

To enforce God’s edicts, silly!

It constantly amazes me how big bad Jehovah, creator of the universe, maker of man, punisher of the wicked, and defender of the weak, needs so much help from us puny humans to make sure his shitty-ass plan gets carried out.

 
 

I think we can see by the example of Kosovo that God’s most favourite institution is the UN.

 
 

It constantly amazes me how big bad Jehovah, creator of the universe, maker of man, punisher of the wicked, and defender of the weak, needs so much help from us puny humans to make sure his shitty-ass plan gets carried out.

Look, God’s a busy man. Think about how often He has to testify as a character witness at pedophile priest trials…

 
The Kid from Kounty Meath
 

Oh, and according to Right Wing Watch, Fischer is also opposed to immigration reform because too many Latinos (not even immigrants, just Latinos) are unwed and/or fag-lovers. (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/fischer-says-no-immigration-reform-because-hispanics-support-gay-marriage-and-have-babies-ou)

 
 

Fischer is also opposed to immigration reform because too many Latinos (not even immigrants, just Latinos) are unwed and/or fag-lovers.

All those Catholics? The ones who consistently vote against gay marriage?

 
 

It’s worth noting that we agree on the importance of building a double-layer security fence along our entire 2,000 mile southern border.

It’s even more worth noting that the only way we could pay for that fence is if we hired illegal immigrants to build it.

 
The Kid from Kounty Meath
 

Yep. He specifically says the Catholic ones are too okay with it, and goes on to argue that since only 22% of Protestant Latinos support it, we should only provide them with a path to citizenship. Dear God, how I wish that was a joke.

 
 

22% of Protestant Latinos support it, we should only provide them with a path to citizenship

Well, all five of them would be easy to fit into our overcrowded borders.

 
 

It’s worth noting that we agree on the importance of building a double-layer security fence along our entire 2,000 mile southern border.

I for one am willing to concede universal health care for the building of this fence. If you don’t think about it, you probably won’t need health care if there are no illegals in the country because they won’t be shooting or stabbing you while you walk down the street.

 
Dr. Whale Chowder
 

Um, do these guys even read this bible thingy they go on and on about? Sure doesn’t seem like it when you pay attention to the actual, y’know, words that come out of their mouths.

Fucking retards, all of ’em.

 
 

I have always believed the best interpretation of WWJD was Who Wants Jack Daniels?

 
Dr. Whale Chowder
 

…the only way we could pay for that fence is if we hired illegal immigrants to build it.

Shoot, I’m surprised this douchebag didn’t propose building the fence out of actual illegal immigrants.

 
Galactic Dustbin
 

So I’m confused – did God “determine” that Alsace Lorraine was part of France, or Germany?

Uh, that would be American.

Same difference.

 
 

Um, do these guys even read this bible thingy they go on and on about? Sure doesn’t seem like it when you pay attention to the actual, y’know, words that come out of their mouths.

HEBREW, MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU READ IT?

 
Galactic Dustbin
 

It constantly amazes me how big bad Jehovah, creator of the universe, maker of man, punisher of the wicked, and defender of the weak, needs so much help from us puny humans to make sure his shitty-ass plan gets carried out.

Look, God’s a busy man. Think about how often He has to testify as a character witness at pedophile priest trials…

Or help win football games.

 
 

“Dr. Whale Chowder said,
July 23, 2010 at 22:18”

I’m suspicious of that degree from the University of Boobology in Tijuana. I’m starting to think you’re not a real doctor.

 
 

“It constantly amazes me how big bad Jehovah, creator of the universe, maker of man, punisher of the wicked, and defender of the weak, needs so much help from us puny humans to make sure his shitty-ass plan gets carried out.”

And needs our money, too.

 
Dr. Whale Chowder
 

I’m starting to think you’re not a real doctor.

Come into my office, my dear; you can take off your clothes and I’ll show you my sheepskin.

 
 

I’m suspicious of that degree from the University of Boobology in Tijuana. I’m starting to think you’re not a real doctor.
What is the world coming to? Next you will doubt my MD in Rocket Surgery from the Yoknapatawpha County Community Clown College department of Space Medicine.

 
 

“Come into my office, my dear; you can take off your clothes and I’ll show you my sheepskin.”

I’m quite certain you should not be taking my temperature that way.

 
Dr. Whale Chowder
 

Who’s the doctor here?

 
 

the Judeo-Christian tradition that teaches us, regarding the nations, that God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling” (Acts 17:26).

Here “nations” = “linguistic / ethnic communities”, rather than “states”.

 
 

It looks like he took out the reference to not letting Catholics have a path to citizenship. I saw it the first time I went over, but it’s gone now. Too crazy for his editor, I guess.

 
 

Next you will doubt my MD in Rocket Surgery from the Yoknapatawpha County Community Clown College department of Space Medicine.

Lulz. I would NOT trust you to be my space gynecologist, that’s for sure.

 
 

I’m quite certain you should not be taking my temperature that way.

It’s the latest style of thermometer.

 
 

BTW, I know it’s a little early for a thread derail, but it’s Friday, I’m bored and I’m gettin’ my drank on. Post around my drunk idiocy.

 
Dr. Whale Chowder
 

Besides, it isn’t your temperature I’m taking.

 
 

It’s the latest style of thermometer.

I’m not falling for that. Again.

 
Dr. Whale Chowder
 

OTOH, I’m guessing it isn’t your virginity either.

 
 

Lulz. I would NOT trust you to be my space gynecologist, that’s for sure.
Your loss, I did my rocket surgical residence at Space Mountain General Hospital in Orlando FL. If there’s a better space medical program in this hemisphere, I’d like to know about it.

 
Gomer Pyle, USMC
 

Sur-prahze! Sur-prahze! That ain’t my finger!

 
 

A number of high profile evangelicals — Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention and Mat Staver of Liberty Counsel among them — have come out in support of what Dr. Land calls “comprehensive immigration reform.”

Their support of President Obama’s plan has naturally resulted in front row seats at presidential speeches, visits to the White House, and testimony before Congress. Heady stuff.

I must say I am impressed by the sly way he trashes his “brothers in a shared faith” by implying they’re supporting comprehensive immigration reform in order to gain favor with the administration.

Stay classy, bro!

 
 

OTOH, I’m guessing it isn’t your virginity either.

Well, I am in my late 30’s, so that would be weird.

Your loss, I did my rocket surgical residence at Space Mountain General Hospital in Orlando FL

Again…lulz..I think I’m just going to stick with Dr. Chowder, even if he is a little too “hands on”.

 
 

Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

 
 

So God’s plan for national boundaries is essentially Risk. Does this mean that immigrants can enter America if they get two higher dice rolls than we do?

 
 

Here “nations” = “linguistic / ethnic communities”, rather than “states”.

Look, can’t you read English?

 
 

“Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention”

Dick Land would be an awesome name for a theme park, just saying.

 
 

Isn’t that the place where they show the people riding dinosaurs and stuff?

 
 

Where ever two or three Mexicans are gathered in Jesus’ name, then you have a possible landscaping service.

 
 

Dick Land would be an awesome name

Disneyland is close enough.

 
 

DADT, Roman Catholic-stylee.

 
 

Next you will doubt my MD in Rocket Surgery from the Yoknapatawpha County Community Clown College department of Space Medicine.

I am a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize in Medicine, and would be happy to show you my plaque.

 
 

Sureley this is not the same Southern Babtist Convention that gave us:

The fanatic group has directed its 40,000 churches to carry out its atrocious campaign to convert Hindus. In a published pamphlet, the Southern Baptists’ International Mission Board asks Christians to pray for the conversion of Hindus during their holiest week, Diwali.

The pamphlet, in its very first sentence states, “More than 900 million people are lost in the hopeless darkness of Hinduism…Pray that Hindus who celebrate the festival of lights would become aware of the darkness in their hearts that no lamp can dispel.”

 
 

Blood of a new covenant, how does it work?

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

In the time of Jesus, America was almost a super power.

 
 

the Judeo-Christian tradition that teaches us, regarding the nations, that God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling” (Acts 17:26).

Not having read the original, I will assume that he is calling for English-speaking people to return to the boundaries of their dwelling, i.e. England.

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

I must say I am impressed by the sly way he trashes his “brothers in a shared faith” by implying they’re supporting comprehensive immigration reform in order to gain favor with the administration.

Mental patient: Don’t lock me in a cell with HIM–He’s CRAZY!

 
 

If he wants a fence bad enough, an omnipotent, creator of the universe should be able to swing it himself.

 
 

If he wants a fence bad enough, an omnipotent, creator of the universe should be able to swing it himself.

Heck, if he really want to keep us all seperate why didn’t he just give each group thier own seperate planet to live on?

My favorite line from Spamalot-“God, the all powerful, all knowing has lost a cup?”

 
 

A nation without a border is no nation at all.

Australia, Iceland, and New Zealand haz teh sadz.

 
 

an omnipotent, creator of the universe should be able to swing it himself.

Nope, too busy watching sparrows fall, fighting the taliban, whispering in the Pope’s ear*, winning football games** and other such activities. He created illegal immigrants for such work.

* that’s not his ear.

**thanks Galactic Dustbin

 
 

A nation without a border is no nation at all.

Kurds: Totally non-existent.

 
 

Australia, Iceland, and New Zealand haz teh sadz.

If human/sheep fences count, only Iceland need cry.

 
 

If God had meant for nations to have had borders he would have given us fences.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

If gawd wanted us to have a border fence, HISSELF would have given us one.

OT, the only good thing about ios4 having slowed my iPhone 3G to a crawl is that it disinclines me to not trust the shorter.

 
 

People like this just want to bring back refudialism.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

FY El Cid. I started writing it before you. Fucking ios4

 
Shell Goddamnit
 

Love that bible-quoting thingie they do. I think it’s Jack van Impe who does the full-on bible-chapter-&-verse firehose spray. His chapter & verse never have a thing to do with what he is talking about; his display of “scholarship” is a total fraud. So it is with this asshole. It’s like Beavis & Butthead quote the bible: “Heh heh it says boundaries right there hehehe ”

And anyway. If god done set them boundaries once & fer all, how’d the US end up with half of Mexico? And how does fuckface here know *god isn’t trying to give it back*?

 
 

HEY

It’s a dingo / sheep fence

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Don’t fence me in.

 
 

Shorter exford legs:

HEY

It’s a miners / farmers fence

 
 

If human/sheep fences count, only Iceland need cry.

Australia also has the anti-emu vermin fences.

Alexander Crawford […] was eventually appointed Chief Inspector of Rabbits. […] The fence was maintained at first by boundary riders riding bicycles, and later by riders on top of camels. However, inspection of the fence was difficult on the top of the tall animal. In 1910, a car was bought to do the inspection of the fence, but did not work after getting punctured tyres. It was found the best way to inspect the fence was using buckboard buggies which were pulled by two camels.

 
 

Yeah, I tried inspecting the fence on a motorcycle, but dropped it a few times in the sand. Returning from Lake Frome some of the crew at Arkaroola said ‘motorbike? yeah, we found a corpse out there a few months back..’

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

If gawd wanted us to have a border fence, HISSELF would have given us one.

He totally would not have selected arbitrary borders, or those taken by force. He doth work in ways mysterious.

 
 

I tried inspecting the fence on a motorcycle

Dare I look this phrase up on Urban Dictionary?

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Dare I look this phrase up on Urban Dictionary?

After the corpse reference, I would dare not.

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

OT–it’s Friday and I intend to drink my fucking face off tonight. Who’s with me? Can I get a woot woot?

 
 

Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound – Canadian bumpersticker seen in the 80’s.

I wonder why you don’t hear as much about the border up here – hell you can walk right across if your not afraid of the woods but you don’t hear about protecting us from the Molson-drinking hordes. There must be some other reason…

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Their support of President Obama’s plan has naturally resulted in front row seats at presidential speeches, visits to the White House, and testimony before Congress. Heady stuff.

Preacher man, are you implying that your brethren are smoking the Obamahog?

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Did Pastor Swank get writer’s block? I haven’t seen much of him lately. How long does it take to max out a credit card at Rentboys?

 
 

Erm, yeah, the Neepabunna hunters found him after he was missing for three weeks. Broken leg.

Google ‘lake frome monster’ by J L Price.

woot woot for Friday. Portsmouth tomorrow with an angry BEAR behind the stubble

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

I wonder why you don’t hear as much about the border up here – hell you can walk right across if your not afraid of the woods but you don’t hear about protecting us from the Molson-drinking hordes. There must be some other reason…

We hear about it quite a bit here in Washington. Apparently there is multi eleventy gazillion dollar per minute highway of drug traffickers in are base gettin are dudez all faded n shit.

 
 

“Where the river is winding big nuggets they’re finding…”

 
 

If gawd wanted us to have a border fence, HISSELF would have given us one.

Well, since we’re talking about what God would create as barriers to human migration, you could count oceans and mountains as God-fences of a sort.

Ask the original inhabitants of this continent how well those “fences” worked out.

 
 

I think its “messicans”

 
 

I dunno, I kinda thought the even shorter Shorter would be:

“See? God hates brown people, too.”

 
 

Ask the original inhabitants of this continent how well those “fences” worked out.

All previous movements of human populations and adjustments to state borders = In Accordance with God’s Will.

Any future movements of human populations = EVIL EVIL EVIL.

 
 

It constantly amazes me how big bad Jehovah, creator of the universe, maker of man, punisher of the wicked, and defender of the weak, needs so much help from us puny humans to make sure his shitty-ass plan gets carried out.

“A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.”

 
 

FYWP

 
 

the Judeo-Christian tradition that teaches us, regarding the nations, that God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling” (Acts 17:26).

Not having read the original, I will assume that he is calling for English-speaking people to return to the boundaries of their dwelling, i.e. England.

It’s different when the folks moving in are Christian. By which I mean Protestants. OK, white Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

 
 

did God “determine” that Alsace Lorraine was part of France, or Germany?

He was on the side of the big battalions.

 
 

Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound – Canadian bumpersticker seen in the 80?s.

They were saying that about Phil Esposito a generation before. Curses on the motherfucker who traded him to Boston.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Here “nations” = “linguistic / ethnic communities”, rather than “states”.

Your’e saying “nations” exist without some body of land? That’s antisomatic.

 
 

“OT–it’s Friday and I intend to drink my fucking face off tonight. Who’s with me? Can I get a woot woot?”

See: upthread

 
 

I’m stuck in a beach house with 8 in-laws and 5 kids ages 1-7, in the rain. You better believe I’m getting my drank on. Wife & brother-in-law have beer pong set up. I’m in for a WT night.

 
 

Sorry to bust in like this but this here stuff’s mangolicious!

He is a weak man, a murderer of lambs, a despicable hedonist who waves the white flag welcoming the end of American moral and economic primacy. He is a harbinger of our death as a culture, the death of that preëminent philosophy of faith married to capitalism that has saved the world countless times from repression and annihilation.

Ya know, that could be lots of people. Dude’s gotta get a little more specific…Obama? Cheney? Soros? Reagan?

Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected.

Man, you’re harshing my buzz. I love Caddyshack.

 
 

They were saying that about Phil Esposito a generation before.

Please.

Jean Ratelle.

 
 

Please.

Jean Ratelle.

Espo resonates with me as a Black Hawks fan because he and his brother Tony would have been invincible together. In my last comment, I meant to say, “Ten thousand times infinity curses on the entire family tree of the mouth-breathing, inbred, Bill Wirtz-fellating retard in the Hawks front office who dealt Phil to Boston.”

 
 

The fact is, Obama and the Blacks want socialism and NO BORDERS, so all the turd worlders can walk in to get free money well making anchor babies to fill up our schools and raping and robbing white people, who made America great but our now second class citizens thanks to the liberal traitors, why do the minorites get special rights?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Also, Woot woot! The Ho is shaking up another round of martinis even as I type.

 
 

FYWP

 
 

“OT–it’s Friday and I intend to drink my fucking face off tonight. Who’s with me? Can I get a woot woot?”

Still trying to find my face. I think I must have left it at the bar last night.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Hey, Roy Edroso has posted, what, four Vegas updates on his blog? Sadly No has two ‘editors’ in Las Vegas and has posted exactly two things about Netroots Nation: Jack and Shit. Suck less, losers.

Why yes, I -am- bitter. Why do you ask?

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Why won’t the beer store come to me? I voted for Obama, fuck.

 
Teabagger Extraordinaire
 

Esteev said,

July 23, 2010 at 21:50 (kill)

God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling”

Why do we have governments at all??

Now you’re coming around to my way of thinking.

 
 

Johnny – if it will make you feel better, I’ve got the Fox clip of a photoshop of a monkey with a gun over at my joint.

 
 

Why won’t the beer store come to me?

Because it’s gone to Mohammad.

 
 

the Judeo-Christian tradition that teaches us, regarding the nations, that God has “determined…the boundaries of their dwelling” (Acts 17:26).

Here “nations” = “linguistic / ethnic communities”, rather than “states”.

Wait, so you mean God would agree with Obama against Fischer that there’s more to a nation than its borders?

raping and robbing white people

Never lose your dream, Gary.

 
 

Who Would Jesus Deport?

Easy peasy.

Pharisees & hypocrites. They’re definitely “deported” from the Kingdom.

Inconvenient Truths: Jesus was a socialist (“they shared all their goods in common”), an ascetic (“give away all that you own & follow me”) & friendly with ‘the wrong crowd’ (constantly associating with hookers & tax-collecters) … not to mention a badass dude (overturning the tables of the moneychangers in the temple).

Fischer better hope like hell that “his” Messiah NEVER returns, or he’s going to get his fucking clock cleaned.

 
 

Everyone know white people can’t rap.

 
 

“Netroots Nation: Jack and Shit. Suck less, losers.

Why yes, I -am- bitter. Why do you ask?

NEA, AFT, SIEU, AFSCME, UAW ,NEA all sponsoring/participating?

Clusterfuck showing up on ship sensors now, Captain!

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Why won’t the beer store come to me?

Because it’s gone to Mohammad.

But the beer…

Whoa! I have, after …th tw..SOME beers, achieved understanding of the right wing mind.

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Gary’s MOOBS make me dry heave.

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

friendly with ‘the wrong crowd’ (constantly associating with hookers & tax-collecters)

Perhaps he had poor self esteem and hung around with losers to boost his image.

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Everyone know white people can’t rap.

Liar. Check it, yo

Muh name be tsam and I’m here ta say…

Yeah, that just fucking happened.

 
 

i’ve BEEN VINDICATED

 
 

Inconvenient Truths: Jesus was a socialist (“they shared all their goods in common”), an ascetic (“give away all that you own & follow me”) & friendly with ‘the wrong crowd’ (constantly associating with hookers & tax-collecters)

Tax collectors!!! ZOMG & LMAO

Also, one of the crucial things Jesus did was to bring the message of God to the entire human race – from then on, it would no longer be the privilege of one tribe to know him, because he was God for everybody. (There’s a couple anecdotes about Samariatans that would definitely have jolted the prejudices of the established Israelite order).

Which is why I’ve always seen it as a contradiction in terms to be both a nationalist and a Christian, certainly the way conservatives do it.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

Sadly No has two ‘editors’ in Las Vegas and has posted exactly two things about Netroots Nation: Jack and Shit.

I dunno, that doesn’t bother me much. Roy’s entries have been funny, but pretty much every other thing I’ve ever seen written about Netroots Nation / Yearly Kos has been stultifying inside-baseball yawn-o-rama. I don’t blame them not writing anything.

 
 

This wOuld be a fine URL for you to use, MNLR.

 
Mind-numbed lefty robot
 

Error. Does not compute. Kill all humans.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Okay, I just have to drop in and say this, as I am sharing it across all forms of social networking and various internet-based media. My plane was delayed in Chicago and we missed the last airport shuttle home, so we’re staying in St. Louis. More importantly: THERE IS A CONFERENCE TABLE IN MY HOTEL ROOM. With CHAIRS.

And I’m sleeping on some weird tiny murphy bed that still has a painting above it for some reason. And the headboard is naugahyde and it’s offgassing hardcore. And there’s a folding table. I do not get it. Oh, St. Louis.

 
 

Sorry. That’s from the cabbage, I’m afraid.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Also, CNN was on in the airport and Anderson Cooper 360 had a thing about Breitfart. Erk was commenting on it. The closed captioning wasn’t working correctly, so I was spared the pain of seeing what Erk had to say even though I still had to look at his pudgy face. This was after Ann Coulter had been on another show about a half-hour before.

I think my boss thinks I’m crazy for knowing who all these people are in the first place.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Sorry. That’s from the cabbage, I’m afraid.

Seriously, dude. You reek. I think you’re making me break out in hives.

This has been the worst week of my entire fucking life. I expect to see plenty of pitying comments in the morning.

Also, that dude is a racist fathead.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

I’m totally down with having illegal immigrants build the Holy Southern Border fence, ‘long as we have a well-armed militia to ensure that they’re all standing on the south side when the last course of brick is laid.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

Whoa, soporific bunch here. I’ll look elsewhere while recruiting for the militia.

 
 

Um, do these guys even read this bible thingy they go on and on about? Sure doesn’t seem like it when you pay attention to the actual, y’know, words that come out of their mouths.

I often ask my left-leaning Christian friends if they’ve read the bible. There’s a lot of evil god-endorsed shit in there.

 
 

This has been the worst week of my entire fucking life. I expect to see plenty of pitying comments in the morning.

Awwwwwww. (Patronizing pat on head) Poor baby.

Here, have some Mountain Goats. You’ll feel better.

 
 

Here, have some Mountain Goats. You’ll feel better.

Oh, I will! I will!

 
 

I’m pro-immigrant now right? I remember when I was anti-immigrant, pro-war. But then I found out Bush was teh suck and I was anti-war and pro-immigrant. But so now Obama is in office he’s pro-war again (which he basically was all along anyway even when he and me were both anti-Bush after I was pro-Bush) so I’m pro-war but still somehow anti-Republican (even though I also don’t like taxes or civil rights much still but anyway) but I think I’m pro-immigrant? I’m confused. Anyway Repbulicans sure do suck, even though it’s hard to tell us apart without a score card.

Holla if you hear me, you sensible pro-corporarte pro-national security Democrats out there! Word is bond, yo.

 
 

Isn’t it funny that people who rail on in Reaganesque form about “welfare queens driving Cadillacs” are real big on taking up collections for a fucking DEITY?

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

pretty much every other thing I’ve ever seen written about Netroots Nation / Yearly Kos has been stultifying inside-baseball yawn-o-rama.

Yep. DO NOT WANT here unless photoshopped sammich.

 
 

There is a man so insidious that the call to action to oppose him has been sounded:

He is a weak man, a murderer of lambs, a despicable hedonist who waves the white flag welcoming the end of American moral and economic primacy. He is a harbinger of our death as a culture, the death of that preëminent philosophy of faith married to capitalism that has saved the world countless times from repression and annihilation.

Whoa. That could be lots of people. Is it Obama? Soros? Richard Simmons?

Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected.

But I love Caddyshack!

 
 

photoshopped sammich

Nutritious and delicious.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Here, have some Mountain Goats. You’ll feel better.

I love you.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

John Cole said,
July 24, 2010 at 12:40

Yeah, but Tunch is awesome, so there’s that.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

And I’m sleeping on some weird tiny murphy bed

When there’s a perfectly good conference table?

 
 

I often ask my left-leaning Christian friends if they’ve read the bible. There’s a lot of evil god-endorsed shit in there.

FWIW, I’ve never met a liberal Christian who believed in the inerrancy of scripture.

There is a man so insidious that the call to action to oppose him has been sounded:

AWESOME!

 
 

There is a man so insidious that the call to action to oppose him has been sounded:

I really can’t tell what’s a parody anymore.

 
 

jim x / another j said,

July 23, 2010 at 22:11

It’s worth noting that we agree on the importance of building a double-layer security fence along our entire 2,000 mile southern border.

It’s even more worth noting that the only way we could pay for that fence is if we hired illegal immigrants to build it.

jimx/anotherj: This was so good I decided to post it again for you.

 
 

Hey, Roy Edroso has posted, what, four Vegas updates on his blog? Sadly No has two ‘editors’ in Las Vegas and has posted exactly two things about Netroots Nation: Jack and Shit. Suck less, losers.

Actually, I got laid off the week before Netroots Nation and they took my laptop, so I was kind of in a bind at the conference. Plus I was drunk by the pool most of the time … so sorry ’bout that. When I emerge from my depression, I’ll post something witless for you …

 
 

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