What Wingnuts Want

The leaked recordings of Mel Gibson’s violent rants against ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva would seem to be enough to put anybody off their lunch, but not Mad Mel’s loyal supporters amongst the FoxNews.com commentariat.

‘It’s pretty sad how since the release of “The Passion Of Christ” the media has taking every angle and advantage to humiliate and capitalize on every negative move or failure that Mel Gibson has made,’ laments somethintothink. Make a feature-length ode to the blood libel and those dirty Jews that control the media will hound you to your death.

Francheska Bardacke also sees a progressive hand somehow pulling the strings in this affair: ‘[I]f studios continue to support MG after such hostile and racist slurs (not to mention atrocious behavior regarding his girlfriend such that there needs to be legal action) I will lose all faith in Hollywood.’

Just wait for a slow news day, Francheska — Breitbart no doubt has an evergreen post on file explaining how self-hating studio execs were behind this whole thing.

Commenter ti1968 fingers the true culprit in Mel’s demise — Oksana, the ‘gold digger’ who ‘is using this to her advantage’. Presumably, the ‘this’ in question is getting screamed at by an unhinged racist and allegedly having your teeth knocked out for good measure. Virginia-based trishl notes sagely that the supposed ‘victim’ in l’affaire Mel ‘looks just like Octo-mom and is just as crazy as Octo-mom’.

We would only add that the Russian-born Oksana is a Slav, and everybody knows that they are only an evolutionary rung up from the sub-human Juden, who also breed like vermin and bear large litters of scheming Christ-killers. That is, if you believe in evolution — and truthfully, you’d be a fool to fall for such a scam. Better to think of Russians as large vodka-swilling rodents that crawled out of Lucifer’s ass roughly 6,000 years ago.

Carigis, meanwhile, is having none of this hand-wringing over Mel’s supposed transgressions: ‘I am buying one mel gibson movie for every day that fox rehashes this silly domestic dispute that is none of its business in order to try to drum up ratings.’ Happily, this may require a reboot of the Lethal Weapon franchise if the Gibson-Grigorieva saga goes on for a few more weeks. Danny Glover could use the work.

Bree is more pleased with the Fox coverage of the story than Carigis, nitpicking only that ‘you “*” out the F word and the B words, which is great, but you don’t do the same for the worst word in the article (hint, initials g and d).’ And goddamnit if she isn’t right!

Finally, wise words courtesy of jeanettemurray from Texas: ‘I feel so badly for such a great man that gave us “The Passion of Christ”. He must be caving in to the demons tormenting him. He needs our prayers, not our condemnation.’

The debbil made him do it.

 

Comments: 142

 
 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

DA, how the hell did you wade into that morass and emerge alive? Are you sure your don’t have dysentery?

 
 

‘It’s pretty sad how since the release of “The Passion Of Christ” the media has taking every angle and advantage to humiliate and capitalize on every negative move or failure that Mel Gibson has made,’

Yeah, how come you never hear anything about that creepy Michael Jackson fellow anymore? It’s a huge media cover-up.

‘I am buying one mel gibson movie for every day that fox rehashes this silly domestic dispute that is none of its business in order to try to drum up ratings.’

That rich family that sold their huge house, moved into a slightly less huge house, and gave the difference to charity could learn a thing or two from Mr. Giver here.

 
 

““I deserve to be bl*wn first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but bl*w me first! How dare you!??!”

I am reminded of this classic bit for some reason.
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/kevin408/?action=view&current=KilltheWhiteMan.flv

 
 

If you want another example of how American stereotypes about Russian women turn victims into oppressors, look up the comments on any old tech blog post about the murder trial of Linux filesystem developer Hans Reiser a few years back.

Even well after it was blindingly obvious that Reiser was guilty, there was still a pretty huge “she deserved it for being a gold-digging bitch who wouldn’t let a child play Gears of War” contingent. Hell, it took a while for them to shut up after he was convicted (AND pled guilty, and showed the authorities where the body was buried).

To these people, punching a “gold-digger” in the face is a doughty act of Churchillian heroism.

 
 

I know Internet anonymity is one of those things we’re supposed to support for everyone… But fuck online newspaper commenters. We need to know who the fuck they are so we can (1) get them the anti-psychotic meds they desperately need or (2) strap them inside a leaky rocket and shoot them into the sun.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

We libs are pretty crafty, waiting all these years after Passion of the Christ to spring our trap.

Oh shit, I’ve said too much

 
 

ALSO: It is so ridiculous that this has become about whether Whoopi Goldberg thinks Mel Gibson is racist, etc. He’s clearly racist in the common sense of invoking racist tropes — nonracists don’t fantasize about being cuckolded by a gang of black men. (The word he used was icing on the cake, really.)

The physical and emotional abuse, see, that’s the actual thing that matters. If this results in Gibson doing an apology tour with the usual lineup of African-American confessors I may punch my own self to death.

 
 

Stimulus – kick – stimulus – kick – stimulus – kick.

 
 

I’m confused. Are the wingnuts condemning Gibson (Bardacke), or the condemning the ones condemning Gibson (Carigis)?

It’s like, “If studios continue to support MG after such hostile and racist slurs, I will lose all faith in Hollywood, and to show them how upset I am, I’ll buy one Mel Gibson movie for every day that Fox rehashes this silly domestic dispute! That’ll learn ’em!”

 
 

Well Joe, as long as liberals are at fault, does it really matter?

 
 

There’s all sorts, Joe Max. Some are blaming the ex-girlfriend. Others blame ‘the Hollywood Elite’. At least one blames ‘the media’ for Mel’s descent into bugfuck crazy with a side of Nazi. Then there’s the last commenter who blames ‘demons’.

It’s pretty typical wingnut throwing of whatever shit they can think up against the wall and seeing what sticks.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

We would only add that the Russian-born Oksana is a Slav, and everybody knows that they are only an evolutionary rung up from the sub-human Juden, who also breed like vermin and bear large litters of scheming Christ-killers.

To wealthy ultraconservative Catholics who won’t have any truck with that post Vatican 2 nonsense.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Oksana, the ‘gold digger’ who ‘is using this to her advantage’. Presumably, the ‘this’ in question is getting screamed at by an unhinged racist and allegedly having your teeth knocked out for good measure.

Every little girl dreams of the day her rich, famous, psychotic ex rants abusively at her and she gets it on tape. Getting punched in the face is just the icing on top of the cake!

 
 

Rule #1 of the internets: never read comments (except here, of course).

The commentariat over at Radar Online is even worse, if that’s possible (and yes, I broke my own rule about reading comments). Shorter commenters: bitch drove him to it.

 
 

“I deserve to be bl*wn first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi!”

Mell does sort of have a point. A Jacuzzi may cause shrinkage.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

If this results in Gibson doing an apology tour with the usual lineup of African-American confessors I may punch my own self to death.

It all depends on how well “The Passion” did in black churches, and the odds of another Mel movie based on the Bibble.

 
 

If this results in Gibson doing an apology tour with the usual lineup of African-American confessors I may punch my own self to death.

Shit, if Dennis Hopper can be “rehabilitated”, anyone can. Hopper was a real psycho, not a whiny, self-pitying wannabe, and he got plenty of work in his later years.

 
 

Maybe Mel could put a new spin on the tale of Moses?

Instead of telling Pharaoh to “let my people go”, Moses just socks ’em in the kisser yelling “You picture-drawing, gold-wearing bitch! We Jews are leaving all right, but not until you blow me!”

Then the Jews file out of Egypt as Moses lights up a smoke and reloads his gun.

 
 

There’s all sorts, Joe Max.

Thanks, D. I kind of figured that, but I still marvel at the ability of the wingnut skull to contain such cognitive dissonance and still resist spontaneous explosion.

I hate to break it to them, but Gibson is one of the ‘Hollywood elite’. Or was, before he became a public liability. He’d be busy lining up financing for his next romantic comedy romp with Helen Hunt if he’d had just kept his shit together.

Success is wasted on some fucking stupid people, in’nt?

 
 

So let me get this straight:

Because Mel’s a right wing nutcase, he will be shunned by the Hollywood executives, thus proving their leftwing bias and culture war on America.

If Mel is NOT shunned, however, it proves Hollywood’s leftwing bias and culture war on America, because they tolerate a racist bigot.

 
 

I deserve to be blown first! Before the fucking Jacuzzi!

Oh, absolutely! You know how many cryptosporidia there are in your average spa?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I found my stress level decreased greatly when I stopped thinking so hard about the inconsistency of the wingnut mind. God knows they don’t.

 
 

I hate to break it to them, but Gibson is one of the ‘Hollywood elite’.

Along with Stallone, Willis, and any number of rightwing nutcases.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Oh, absolutely! You know how many cryptosporidia there are in your average spa?

So he was just looking out for her intestinal health, then? Aw, how sweet!

 
 

I just listened to that shit for the first time, cause before I was all like, “Yeah, Mel Gibson’s a raging lunatic, so what, old news, whatever, whatever,” but Damn. Dude’s a raging motherfucking lunatic par motherfucking excellence. Holy motherfucking shit.

And Big Hollywood already has a Mel Gibson post up. It’s fittingly insanse, as are the comments: http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/lscott/2010/07/07/mel-gibsons-racist-rant/

 
 

So he was just looking out for her intestinal health, then? Aw, how sweet!

Of course!

And that whole thing about the niggers?

OK…I got nothing.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Instead of telling Pharaoh to “let my people go”, Moses just socks ‘em in the kisser yelling “You picture-drawing, gold-wearing bitch! We Jews are leaving all right, but not until you blow me!”

Bible or no, there’s no way Mel would make a movie in which the Jews are the good guys.

Nice to see you back, Esteev. I missed you- in a totally hetero way, mind you.

 
 

‘I am buying one mel gibson movie for every day that fox rehashes this silly domestic dispute that is none of its business in order to try to drum up ratings.’

Another statement proving that the only remaining problem with “race relations” in this country these days is that white people like this dood don’t feel free to run around shouting “NI**ER!!!!”

I thankfully still have not heard ALL the details of the Gibson meltdown, but I did hear a snippet of the rant where he’s denigrating her fake tits and the way she dresses. Funny how he didn’t have a problem with any of that when he was dumping Ol’ Saggy Tits-What’s Her Name who had a litter of kids with him in the 20 or however many years they were married so he could chase Miss Hot Big’uns Who Dresses Like a Tramp.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

And Big Hollywood already has a Mel Gibson post up. It’s fittingly insanse, as are the comments

Speaking of cryptosporidia….I’m staying in the boat.

 
 

yes, welcome back Esteev…or should I say “a different brad”.

I posted some of your extra-funny shit in my comments ouf of context last week (or was it the week before?) Either way, it still makes me laugh whenever I re-read it.

Do some more, please.

 
 

in a totally hetero way

There’s another way?!

Good to be back, B^4. But mind you, I do lurk…

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

And that whole thing about the niggers?

OK…I got nothing.

Oh, come ON. He was just being EDGY. Hey, if Christ Rock can say it, why can’t Mel Gibson?

 
 

silly domestic dispute

That’s what we’re calling threatening to murder someone and talking about “niggers raping” you now?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

“Christ Rock”?

Yeah, that’s that new white supremacist nu metal Southern Baptist band. Ever heard of ’em?

 
 

Oh, come ON. He was just being EDGY. I believe conservatives call that “satire.”

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

silly domestic dispute

That’s what we’re calling threatening to murder someone and talking about “niggers raping” you now?

Yes. But don’t call Sarah Palin dumb, because that would be SEXIST.

 
 

Well thanks for remembering me!

You know, as much as my last job sucked I had plenty of time to dick around the internet. Not so much during my current, manual labor gig.

Nothing like being in your mid-20s with nothing more than entry level exp! Recessions Rule!

 
 

Big Hollywood

“Mel Gibson may have capped off his often brilliant career with an insult fest to his ex-girlfriend, but people like Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Dan Rather, Donny Deutsch, Joy Behar , Janeane Garofalo, and Harry Reid continue to enjoy regular paychecks and TV face time despite their blatantly offensive racist comments.”

 
 

FYWP. I won’t slow down. I’m not some fucking spammer. Come on, we all need to vent about what a hateful PSYCHO Mel Gibson is.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Nothing like being in your mid-20s with nothing more than entry level exp! Recessions Rule!

Ugh. Good luck, dude.

 
 

That’s what we’re calling threatening to murder someone and talking about “niggers raping” you now?

Kids will do anything for attention.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

“Mel Gibson may have capped off his often brilliant career with an insult fest to his ex-girlfriend, but people like Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Dan Rather, Donny Deutsch, Joy Behar , Janeane Garofalo, and Harry Reid continue to enjoy regular paychecks and TV face time despite their blatantly offensive racist comments.”

Thanks so much, gocart. Now I just shit my pants.

 
 

And another thing, how come Christ Rock can say n**ger and us white folks can’t. He’s the real . . . What? Never mind.

 
 

I hate to break it to them, but Gibson is one of the ‘Hollywood elite’.

Along with Stallone, Willis, and any number of rightwing nutcases.

Word. What makes these idiots think Hollywood is so liberal? The money people certainly aren’t. It’s all about the benjamins, period. Jesus-torture-porn movie makes big bucks? Give him more big bucks! But now he’s an scandalous embarrassment and hence, a financial liability, so he’s had it. He’s lost his L.A. privileges.

 
 

And Big Hollywood already has a Mel Gibson post up.

I got out of the boat, so I’ll spare you the trouble.

Shorter: Janeane Garofalo!!!

 
 

Jesus-torture-porn

I just registered that domain name so don’t bother.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

MICHAEL MOORE IS FAT!

OBESE, EVEN!

 
 

I just registered that domain name so don’t bother.

.org or .com?

How about jesus-torture-porn-r.us?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

He’s lost his L.A. privileges.

Bravo!

 
 

Donny Deutsch!?

 
 

Was Hollywood liberal in the 30s, 40s and 50s?

Or 20s? Ask Fatty Arbuckle!!!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

You know, as much as my last job sucked I had plenty of time to dick around the internet. Not so much during my current, manual labor gig.

So, you’re running a protection racket? If you need a part-time alley-basher, I may be able to help.

 
 

So, you’re running a protection racket?

Actually, yes! But it’s not that kind of racket. Mostly, we just protect people who make a lot of noise.

 
Wyatt Watts III
 

I blame the gays for all this.

If only they’d managed to be keep being the central focus of Mel’s hate, he’d have never drifted over into these other kinds of bigotry that so bother middle America.

Good going there, gays, you’ve wrecked another picture-perfect traditional heterosexual relationship.

 
 

Mostly, we just protect people who make a lot of noise.

Security guards at teabagger rallies?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Actually, yes! But it’s not that kind of racket. Mostly, we just protect people who make a lot of noise.

Wouldn’t that be racket protection? A racket protection racket?

 
 

Donny Deutsch?!

…Is what a real man looks like

[Not safe for humans]

 
 

Security guards at teabagger rallies?

Nah, they can never fill out the paper work correctly.

Wouldn’t that be racket protection? A racket protection racket?

Damnit! I already paid the deposit on the sign…

 
 

Aw, man. I got out of the boat on that Breitblart article, and now I’m totally going to vomit.

 
 

That Breitbart article makes absolutely no sense

 
 

“Meanwhile, I think the St. Louis tea party deserves a hearty round of applause for taking a higher road than the NAACP (which continues to prove that the moral and intellectual decay of that once honorable organization proceeds apace). Here’s their resolution:”

Hmm, tea baggers take the high road on race. Finally some anti racist conservatives. Oh happy day. Lets take a look at what they said shall we.

“Whereas, it is a hallmark of America that we settle our disputes civilly and avoid the gutter tactic of attempting to silence opponents by inflammatory name-calling, and
Whereas the very term “racist” has diminished meaning due to its overuse by political partisans including members of the NAACP, and

Whereas, the NAACP had an opportunity to preserve some semblance of legitimacy by standing up for Ken Gladney, the victim of a vicious racist battery conducted by a black avowed communist, even labeling him an “Uncle Tom”, but chose instead to use the opportunity to mock the St. Louis Tea Party, and

Whereas, the NAACP has refused to denounce the New Black Panther’s call to murder white cops and their babies, and

Whereas, the NAACP does its entire membership a grave disservice by hypocritically engaging in the very conduct it purports to oppose,

Now therefore be it resolved that the St. Louis Tea Party condemns the NAACP for lowering itself to the dishonorable position of a partisan political attack dog organization, and,

Be it further resolved that the St. Louis Tea Party calls on similar organizations to join in unanimous condemnation of this despicable behavior, and

Be it further resolved that we demand that the NAACP withdrawal their bigoted, false and inflammatory resolution against the tea party for any further consideration, and

Be it further resolved that these organizations call on the Internal Revenue Service to evenly apply their standards and consider the tax-exempt status of the NAACP considering the degree to which they are engaging in habitual partisan political behavior.

Adopted unanimously, this day, July 12th, in the year of our Lord, 2010.

Thank God they took the “high road” because I shudder to think what the low road could be.
WARNING! Link contains pantloads of stupid.
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YjM1ZmU0MGU2NWU4N2FjNjA1MzZlYjI0NTJmODA4YzU=

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

AHEM.

 
 

I know T&U, where do you think I found that shit. I suffered through it THANKS TO YOU! Now everyone must suffer.

 
Baron von Hosenschlange
 

NPR carried that hideous Anti-NAACP teaparty BS this morning on Morning Edition, and let it go pretty much unopposed. WTF?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

This made me want to break shit this morning

WordPress makes me want to break shit this evening.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

it is a hallmark of America that we settle our disputes civilly and avoid the gutter tactic of attempting to silence opponents by inflammatory name-calling

APPEASER!

 
 

From BBBB’s link. Still takin’ the “high road” I see.

Tea Party Express: NAACP Makes “More Money Off Race Than Any Slave Trader”

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

This made me want to break shit this morning

When I heard that on NPR this morning I laughed so hard the Ho stepped out of the shower to check if I was okay. Then I felt like breaking shit some fuckwads in half.

I wish I could get amusement out of the Mel Gibson thing but it just makes me sad. So I’ll link to something that makes me smile.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I know T&U, where do you think I found that shit. I suffered through it THANKS TO YOU! Now everyone must suffer.

1. I didn’t make you read it.

2. That’s what you get for posting that Breitfart turd!

 
 

Shorter Big Failywood:

Rappers can say n*gger, why can’t I say n*gger? Also, anyone on the left who ever said anything racially demeaning, no matter how much they apologized for it later, is the REAL racist!

 
 

@Nom de Plume: “Shorter: Janeane Garofalo!!!”

Alternative shorter: “How come n***ers get to say ‘n***er’ while I, a white victim of reverse-n***er-racism, am forced to type ‘n***er’ every time I want to talk about ‘n***ers’?”

(BTW, and oh whoops: I don’t know how to italicize yer comment, cuz I’m HTML inept.)

 
 

‘I am buying one mel gibson movie for every day that fox rehashes this silly domestic dispute that is none of its business in order to try to drum up ratings.’

I hope they make sure and purchase Mad Max, The Bounty, Braveheart, and any other movies by Gibson that were put out by 20th Century Fox. That will really show them!

–“Mr. Murdock?”
–“Yes, what is it?”
–“Some random person on the internet is threatening to keep buying Mel Gibson movies until we stop reporting on the story about him.”
–“NOOOOOOO!!!!11!!1!!!1! We’re ruined!”

 
 

Asked about the sexuality of one of the newer players, Becker, who is a lawyer by profession, referred to him as being “half gay”.

Ratio of gay is now valuable player information.

 
 

Donny Deutsch?!

…Is what a real man looks like

[Not safe for humans]

WHAT HAS BEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!

 
 

BEEN SEEN. Been seen. Goddammit. Fucked my own fucking “joke.”

 
 

Better to think of Russians as large vodka-swilling rodents that crawled out of Lucifer’s ass roughly 6,000 years ago.

Confirmation.

 
 

I may punch my own self to death.

If you do, djur, then you’ll have a fool for an assailant. No, wait–for a victim.

Shouldn’t we create a fictional wingnut in whose name we can post the most deliberately, foamingly meaningless (let alone “untrue”) gouts of indignant, self-
contradictory drivel all across the Wingnutosphere? Everywhere we go,
we’ll think, “Hm, I wonder what [insert fictional lunatic] has to say about
that,” and someone will have posted in his name. Which we can then
praise and exalt!

 
 

Whereas, it is a hallmark of America that we settle our disputes civilly and avoid the gutter tactic of attempting to silence opponents by inflammatory name-calling

Whereas accusing opponents of “gutter tactics” in the first sentence is the ne plus ultra of civility. CANDLEPINS AT DAWN.

Be it further resolved that these organizations call on the Internal Revenue Service to evenly apply their standards and consider the tax-exempt status of the NAACP considering the degree to which they are engaging in habitual partisan political behavior.

“Hi! I don’t understand what ‘forbidden to directly or indirectly participate in any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office’ means!”

 
 

Fuckin’ Badgers!

 
 

Better to think of Russians as large vodka-swilling rodents that crawled out of Lucifer’s ass roughly 6,000 years ago.

Confirmation.

You know you’ve been hanging around Smut too long when you expect a woodcut.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Confirmation.

What a way to die.

 
 

In yet another shocking rant caught on tape, embattled actor Mel Gibson tells ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva that he will burn down her house after demanding sex from her.

“I will burn down your house, but first, I will demand sex from you!”

 
 

I’m sure we all knew this, but the woman at the bottom confirms it: once you’re in the “in” crowd, there is literally nothing bad enough you can do to get yourself thrown out. It’s really more sad than anything.

 
 

Via the Fox News comments, meter-free limerick news items:

http://limericksnews.blogspot.com/

Mel Gibson has delivered some slurs,
Naming folks he So not prefers.
Tis not the first, such blunder,
From the actor, down under,
True character or a case of liqueurs?

Also:

U.S. sues Arizona over immigration.
What laws apply to the states or the nation?
The Feds says it’s us,
And now lawyers will fuss,
Around their constitutional and fee-based interpretation.

 
 

Now I’m gonna spend all day with “Around their constitutional and fee-based interpretation” stuck in my head.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

“I will burn down your house, but first, I will demand sex from you!”

He must have been listening to this.

 
 

Shorter Big Hollywood: Mel Gibson may appear to be a racist Hollywood conservative but in fact he is a racist Hollywood liberal (the only kind that exists in fact) because ipso facto conservatives do not exist in Hollywood. — Signed, One Of The Hollywood Conservatives Recruited By Breitbart To Write For Big Hollywood Who May Or May Not Be A Racist But Sure Likes To Promenade As Near To The Line As Possible While Maintaining Deniability

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

He must have been listening to this.

Dude, I can totally play that song.

In Guitar Hero.

 
 

only an evolutionary rung up from the sub-human Juden … That is, if you believe in evolution

In the Theory of Evolution the concept “more evolved” has no meaning.

In order for the likes of Ben Stein to claim “the Theory of Evolution led to the Holocaust” they have to misrepresent the ToE.

 
 

In case you haven’t read Wolcott yet, he has a way with words.

Like a stripper too conceited to hang up the tassles, even though those tassles don’t have the twirl they once did, indeed they droop like limp silver spaghetti swaying to and fro, Newt Gingrich insists on parading his tired act down the runway, exciting no one except the political pundits for whom the sheer drop of a bra strap makes their hot dogs lose control.

 
 

indeed they droop like limp silver spaghetti swaying to and fro

Goddamnit, now I’m hungry again.

 
 

Don’t bother, looks to be plenty bogus.

 
 

Same conclusion at BJ as CT.

 
 

RE: “Better to think of Russians as large vodka-swilling rodents that crawled out of Lucifer’s ass roughly 6,000 years ago.” – D. Aristophanes
MY COMMENT: Lol! I’m “tickled pink” to see that you’re a “Young Earth creationist” (YEC).
Young Earth creationism – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Earth_creationism

 
 

The fact is, the faggots have too much power. And the blacks. Why is Mel being punished for the sins of LIBERALS?

 
Lurking Canadian
 

That Breitbart article makes absolutely no sense

The above sentence should be a macro on every Sadlynaught’s computer.

Yesterday, weren’t they bitching that Hollywood were all racist hypocrites because nobody had picked up the Gibson story? And now they’re bitching that Hollywood are all racist hypocrites for picking up the Gibson story?

Here’s how I see it: fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Gibson gotta be a racist prick. It’s not news anymore. Just throw him in jail for bashing the poor woman’s teeth and shut off the cameras.

 
 

I don’t have the interest to actually learn what Gibson did this time. Shit’s just too tiresome.

If only there were a way to do like they do on court TV or whatever and have like a dramatic reenactment. But have the actual words of Mel and the actual words of wingnut commenters.

Reality is theft and all, but computer animated mockery is a golden dream of beautiful perfection.

If only there were some way to do this….

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

If only there were some way to do this….

Yeah! In such a way as to show not only Mel’s and the ‘nuts comments, but to have Run DMC verbally tear them all a new one afterwards.

 
 

For shits and giggles, I had Pastor Swank’s writing analyzed and it tells me he writes like Dan Brown.

 
 

It’s much more fun to just get a JanusNode and chop up text.

Lots of different wildlife. They’ll show moose in a war or any other state in the last couple of weeks… it has been the Washington elite. In order to stop Islamic extremists, those terrorists who would seek to destroy America and our allies. We have got to go for a penalty or whatever, but we can handle that too.
It’s so good to be in a sense being warehoused. It’s time to unlock these reserves and allow competitors to come in and compete for the United States should try to find you some and I’ll bring them to do so. So very significant here what is going to do things better. I didn’t tell anybody I was pregnant. And here I was scared to death. I said Todd, aren’t you thinking ‘Why us? And he said well we’ve got too much money, we’ve got too much debt and we’ve got too much debt and we’ve got to start ramming through that was exclusive to Boston. The hecklers are funnier than heck too. Usually if there’s a bad poster out there on the north slope. In fact yesterday we were at the time and she’s kind of looks around and rubs his sleepy little eyes, and he expects great things from us.
He’s not going to say thank you. But our country we can’t wait even another day just being so political tonight. I will talk a lot of people that we were created to do, and we said Yup, we’re flying north.
And then Trig came five weeks early so people thought I was governor of Alaska. So we’re debating all these alternative renewable source that’s also can be tapped or we’re going to work for our right to renewables and think that’s ever going to continue good relations with Saakashvili there. I think there’s a lot of people.
And again, as Plato had said: Be nice to everyone, because everyone has a situation where there’s something going on in their life where they could use a positive, a reaffirming word and action to let them know that everyone fighting the battle, some played out in the tar sands. And you know all about competition and hard work and then an oil and gas development and the pristineness of the firm. I don’t think that we all think our kids going to be able to teach him. One thing he teaches us, he wakes up in the hands of Ahmadinejad, nuclear weapons in the hands of his independent and strong decision he has to do so.
So very significant economically. Physically, thankfully, tiny little footprint. Well, ANWR at that point it’s about the size of L.A.X. or one of the American people and are sworn in on January 20, that will be our top priority is to defend our country.
In fact, the president has the obligation, the duty to defend. First off, we’re going to continue to be cognizant of what the critics are going to be here, wow this would be cheating. Not that I believe that new President Zardari has that mission at all. But no, the Pakistani people also, they want freedom. They want democratic values and tolerance and freedom. I see our country really does appreciate our neighbour. In the lower 48 states, they say to the real kind! Todd is so off-base in his country. I don’t think we can show is economic sanctions perhaps could be more comfortable and certainly safer.
I don’t know if that was kinda made to…
I don’t think that the example that you just cited, with his Stryker brigade, 4, 000 other wonderful American men and women, to fight against a regime, especially Iran, who would seek to destroy America and that, and without preconditions being met.
Barack Obama is going on. And I think there’s been a lot of congressmen and congresswomen come up here this summer even to see what Barack Obama is going over to Iraq and I are sworn in, if we are a NATO ally, is if another country is attacked, you’re going to have the conventional, the non-renewable supplies, the petroleum. We have trillions of cubic feet of natural gas line in tact in these areas that will serve as an infantry man. He’s barely 18 years old and that everything that happens in our two countries, between governments who represent our countries, America and Canada, geography made us neighbours, history has made us allies. I do know that everyone fighting the battle, some played out publicly, some are not, everyone though going through some tough challenging times, we talked at the landscape, I became so impressed with how you too have embraced the renewables, the alternatives, you’ve investing in real science and real projects that can still be tapped.

 
 

Better to think of Russians as large vodka-swilling rodents that crawled out of Lucifer’s ass roughly 6,000 years ago.

My Polish grandmother would say such a characterization of Russians would be too kind.

 
 

Shorter Teabagger resolution on who the “real” racists are:

Whereas our butts hurt mightily because ni**ers are allowed to use the N word but we are not and,

Whereas yeah, verily, this load we carry around in our pants doth chap mightily and,

Whereas, we know you are but what are we?

Now therefore, be it be resolved that henceforth and further, every complaint which makes us whine like the little titty-babies we are shall be couched in florid, Founderesque-language to further underline our Doucheitude, in case we aren’t screaming it loud enough or Fox and Rush didn’t give it enough coverage.

Adopted unanimously each and every day we live and breathe, in whatever year of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO HATES THE LIBERALS it may be. So let it be written; so let it be done.

 
 

Wait. What happens after you JanusNode it?

Fuckin’ incomprehensible rightwing babble. How does it work?

 
 

if Jesus wants to hate me, he’s gotta go to the back of the line….

 
 

For additional shits and giggles, I analyzed both my work stuff and the stupid BS I post here, first one came up with David Foster Wallace (who I had to look up), non work was Ursula K. Le Guin (who I also had to look up).

So at work I write with superficial irony, and at home I am a feminist anarchist. Suppose it could have been worse.

 
 

and it also says that Gavin writes like Steven King……

 
 

Better to think of Russians as large vodka-swilling rodents that crawled out of Lucifer’s ass roughly 6,000 years ago.

Hey now. You’re talking about my wife, statistically speaking about 65% of me, and therefore most of my son-to-be. None of us drinks vodka regularly.

 
 

Along with Stallone, Willis, and any number of rightwing nutcases.

Or Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarznegger.

Say what you want about all the liberals in Hollywood; Martin Sheen has the good grace and humility to stick to what he knows, as do most of the rest of them – acting. That “hey, I look good on TV – I should get elected!” spiel? All conservatives.

 
 

That’s what we’re calling threatening to murder someone and talking about “niggers raping” you now?

It makes blaming the victim more plausible.

 
 

@ Jennifer

Holy crap. FTFW like Flynn.

 
 

Gary Ruppert said,
July 15, 2010 at 3:16

The fact is, the faggots have too much power. And the blacks. Why is Mel being punished for the sins of LIBERALS?

OH! Gary–turn yourself in for what you did to those neighborhood kids. Maybe you can be cellmates with the Gibster and you two can…eh…bond. I can just hear you screaming like a little school girl at that idea. You’re welcome.

 
 

In the Theory of Evolution the concept “more evolved” has no meaning.

My motto has always been: he who dies with the most environmentally adaptive mutations wins.


Whereas, it is a hallmark of America that we settle our disputes civilly and avoid the gutter tactic of attempting to silence opponents by inflammatory name-calling;

In White America, we settle our disputes civilly. No ghetto thuggish Chicago-style gutter tactics here.

Whereas, the NAACP had an opportunity to preserve some semblance of legitimacy by standing up for Ken Gladney, the victim of a vicious racist battery conducted by a black avowed communist

Yes, there’s nothing more racist than a black guy knocking down another black guy! Except maybe a black avowed communist making a vicious, racist battery out of another black guy, and then some other black guys not denouncing the battery-maker as a racist but instead laughing at some dumbass white guys attempting and failing to act like they care about a black person for the first time in their lives.

 
 

he who dies with the most environmentally adaptive mutations wins.

Or as I just read:

Es giebt jedoch auch Arten—und dieses ist für den Systematiker wie für den Physiologen gleich wichtig—welche sich den wechselnden Bedingungen der Feuchtigkeit so vollkommen anpassen, dass ihre extremen Formen zu ungleichen Arten zu gehören scheinen.

 
 

Hey lobbey, you a DFWer too eh? That damn site pegged me as a Wallacer as well. Fancy that shit, no?

 
 

Easy for you to say, Stryx.

 
 

Like whom do you type?

I found out that…

William Jennings Bryan writes like James Fenimore Cooper.
James Fenimore Cooper writes like H. P. Lovecraft.
H. P. Lovecraft writes like Arthur C. Clarke.
Arthur C. Clarke writes like… Arthur C. Clarke.

Also, Winston Churchill, Franz Kafka, and the last words of Dutch Schultz all read like James Joyce.

 
 

Original, from the master:

And then Trig came five weeks early so people thought I was governor of Alaska. So we’re debating all these alternative renewable source that’s also can be tapped or we’re going to work for our right to renewables and think that’s ever going to continue good relations with Saakashvili there. I think there’s a lot of people.

Google Translate,
English->German->Hindi->Croatian->Persian->English

Trigonometry 5 weeks and came back quickly, so people thought I was the governor of Alaska. So we replace all this renewable energy source that can be downloaded or used and renewable energy sources believe it is always good relations with Saakashvili could not have continued on the right is discussed. I think many people are there.

That’s some weapons grade stupid source material. JanusNode’d and ran a hardcore translate chain on it and still it makes just as much sense as the original.

 
 

That “who do you write like” site is bullshit. According to it, I write like David Foster Wallace, William Gibson, H.P. Lovecraft and Mario Puzo.

I mean, I fucking wish.

 
 

You know, as much as my last job sucked I had plenty of time to dick around the internet. Not so much during my current, manual labor gig.

So, you’re running a protection racket? If you need a part-time alley-basher, I may be able to help.

I volunteer to supervise the leg-breakers.

Too old to do it myself, but I sure still know how!

In Vino Veritas

 
 

That last was Mario Puzo again.

 
 

Funny how wingnuts didn’t scream LEAVE ALEC BALDWIN ALONE! But I guess what makes Alec a creepy abuser is his liberalism.

 
 

Mario Puto, more like it.

 
 

It’s all about the benjamins, period. Jesus-torture-porn movie makes big bucks? Give him more big bucks! But now he’s an scandalous embarrassment and hence, a financial liability, so he’s had it.

Yep. Being a repulsive sketch-case = the kiss of death.

Stupid fucker should’ve dried out & sought professional help after the DUI & obviously didn’t. Hope for him to drink his remaining money away, pronto … run-of-the-mill abusers who actually want to stop deserve help, but Rock-Star Syndrome megalomaniacs deserve to find out what garbage-can cuisine tastes like.

Bon appetit, Mel.

 
 

My motto has always been: he who dies with the most environmentally adaptive mutations wins.

I think that should be; “He who dies with the most environmentally adaptive mutations wins is DEAD.”

 
 

After hearing those tapes, I kind of hope Oksana has relatives in the Russian mob.

(scary Hollywood Russian bad-guy accent)

Meester Gibson, my comrades here are former KGB. It vould make them very upset if something vere to happen to the young lady. Do we understand each other?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Jen, I, as the kids say these days, LOLed.

 
 

I write like Kurt Vonnegut (my blogposts) and James Joyce (my fiction writing).

Never considered them. I thought I was more the Upton Sinclair type for the blogging and Dr Suess for the fiction.

 
 

“I will burn down your house, but first, I will demand sex from you!”

In Russia, house demands sex from Geebson

 
 

Shorter Tea Party:

“I am NOT a racist, so quit calling me that, you fucking n*ggers!”

 
 

All this talk about the subhuman nature of Russians brings to mind another successful right-wing artist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanis%C5%82aw_Szukalski

http://szukalski.com/

 
 

Please, people:

The one who dies after breeding wins.

 
 

smile and blow me.

 
 

I hate to say it but Breitbart actually has a point about Bill Maher, he is a horrible racist cunt who should be treated in exactly the same manner as Gibson. He hates Muslims, he masturbates furiously whenever Israel commits a vile act of brutality, and he dates black women solely to dominate and humiliate them. Further reading: http://www.wideasleepinamerica.com/2010/05/ridiculest-bill-mahers-cultural.html

 
 

Except maybe a black avowed communist making a vicious, racist battery out of another black guy, and then some other black guys not denouncing the battery-maker as a racist but instead laughing at some dumbass white guys attempting and failing to act like they care about a black person for the first time in their lives.

Too bad vicious racism batteries haven’t been perfected, there’s certainly enough of the raw materials around.

 
 

Too bad vicious racism batteries haven’t been perfected

That would be the Energizer Jungle Bunny brand…

 
 

Please, people:

The one who dies after breeding wins.

Wrong again:

The one who dies after having grandchildren wins.

I mean, if you pop out a mewling, deformed bog-creature who dies after twenty minutes of mockery-of-living, you haven’t really won anything, have you? Your kids have to survive to pop out their own descendants.

 
 

Ha, I just pasted a news release about high school scholarship recipients and I write like David Foster Wallace. Methinks their futures do not bode well…

 
 

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