I’ve Got Two Tickets to Paradise… a.k.a., HELL!11!!!!!

The Editors foolishly resumes hostilities by posting an Eddie Money video at the end of this piece. This is an act of aggression that will not stand. Time to reach into the ol’ war cache.

UNLEASH THE MORMON RAP!!!

We have many weapons. Many. Weapons.

Gavin adds: Roxanne has counterattacked with a version of ‘We Built This City’ from a Starbuck’s managers’ convention.

Unleash (I say) unleash the Furry Convention footage:

 

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I’m kinda sorta ready for YouTube detente. Mormon rap?? (Shakes head, mumbles something about Virgin Ben ….)

 
 

Raaaaaaawx-anne-

*shudders*

OK, lemme see if I can top that by finding the Wal-Mart Cheer…

 
 

I’m kinda sorta ready for YouTube detente.

The YouTube war is like the War on Terra, m’friend. It’s something that could last the rest of our lives.

 
 

Strange how SadlyNo has failed to address this..

“How could I entrust a Democratic lawmaker to stand up to al-Qaeda, Iran, North Korea or some other angry extremist, if he or she won’t stand up to Daily Kos?”

It’s so true too.

Democrats fall over themselves to appease the angry midget at DailyKos, and they expose their weakness in the face of terrorism.

 
 

“My Mormon rap will make you see,
I’m as funky as Donnie and Marie”

the final, incontrovertible proof that there is no God….

that, and the large number of white people trying to ‘dance’ in the video….

 
 

Now I know why I struck out with the girls in high school. Why, they just wanted to go to Dairy Queen for a bowl of ice cream.

 
Ruppert's Grandma
 

It’s a known completely true incontrovertible fact that Sadly No! can not be trusted to prosecute the YouTube war to it’s inevitable bloody conclusion.

 
 

I dunno if a video made from recording a tv show counts.

Anyway, you want a war, let me know. I have an arsenal too…

Consider me North Korea to you.

 
 

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this in the arsenal yet…

 
 

Howard- that’s too amateur, to the point of being unwatchable. We want these vids to be JUST BAD ENOUGH so that people cannot take their eyes off ’em.

 
 

I had a vision of all the lefty talking heads(the “seers”) coming together in peace and well-dressed brotherhood to protect the blogosphere from the evils of the Pammys and logically free-falling Rupperts of the world. It was beautiful.

 
 

That GG Allin video was about unwatchable, but not in a fun way. Somewhere between a scat video and R. Bud Dwyer’s resignation speech. Guess I didn’t expect a video nasty from y’all.

 
 

[Might take this pic down later]

[note: GG pic taken down re: personal info in the file, b/c we’re getting mad links from the right-wing sites today, re: Frisch.]

 
 

You… filthy….

 
 

Unleash (I say) unleash the Furry Convention footage

Oh, my God. We’ve just gone to PlushCon 2.

 
 

Hey Fellas –

Blogslut entered the fray a couple of days ago and inflicted major damage with an attack that I feel deserves serious “respect”, for lack of a better term. Did y’all take note of it? If so, I may have missed it in the crossfire.

http://www.blogslut.com/amateurs.html

 
 

hehehe. you know i have actualy been to one of those furry cons. I have a pic on my phone of this morbily obese girl riding a “fox” that i like to show at parties as a conversation starter.

dj

 
 

OG- holy shit. That is indeed a formidable challenge. A response will be forthcoming by tonight.

 
 

you know i have actualy been to one of those furry cons. I have a pic on my phone of this morbily obese girl riding a “fox� that i like to show at parties as a conversation starter.

My friend Derek, everybody.

Hey Derek, when are you leaving for China? Will you be back up to Boston before then?

 
 

OG- holy shit. That is indeed a formidable challenge. A response will be forthcoming by tonight.

Oh crap, Retardo was going to post that video, which is IN OUR YOUTUBE FAVORITES…

Gaah! Frack! Shkf!

 
 

In case you didn’t know… j/eff gold/stein just linked to you guys in his latest rant about that nutty professor.

He thinks you are supporting her.

Maybe a cockslapping is in order?

 
 

Check out the awesome might that is….

THE SHOCKMASTER!

 
 

[…] I see that hostilities have resumed. It is just as I had feared: […]

 
 

OK, this is bad. If Klaus Nomi has been unleashed, I despair of your survival. I will be back in a few days to survey the wreckage. Farewell. I hope at least some of Sadly, No will be left when I come back. Please stop. Save yourselves.

 
 

OK, lemme see if I can top that by finding the Wal-Mart Cheer…

Jesus, don’t do that. My first “real job” (i.e., of legal age and the government knew about) was at our local Wal-Mart in Fulton, Mississippi. I do believe my current misanthropy began with that awful summer. Horrible, horrible.

While I was there, we got a new manager for some reason or another, straight from the main office. Most of the folks that worked there had been there since the damn thing opened, and all of us were country as collard greens. This new manager – poor bastard was from St. Louis or something, and apparently had never seen actual rednecks in his entire life. He tried leading us in that Wal-Mart cheer and we all looked at him like, well, he was some dumb yankee stuffed shirt who didn’t recognize that a job is sometimes just a job. Horrible, horrible.

 
 

Wow. The Mormon Rap just might be the single whitest thing I’ve ever seen.

How can I trust a Republican lawmaker to stand up to al-Qaeda, Iran, North Korea or some other angry extremist, if he or she won’t stand up to Mormon rap?

 
 

to brad R: sup home slice : ) im leaving on the 22nd but i’ll be in boston/bolton untill then (rock’n it like it was my job). I’ll bring you back a book of Mao sayings. you can get them EVERYWHERE in Xi’an.

 
 

AP New York- US productivity had gone through a record 90 quarters of steady gains. Recently for unknown reasons, massive bandwith use seems to correlate with a near collapse of US productivity. Economists scratch their head in wonder at the bizarre twist that the economy seems to have taken. Some have heard of a mysterious new virus called the You-tubes or ewe-twos. If rumors are true the virus is not detectable by any known anti-virus software, yet often snickering is heard in clusters the cubicle farms suggesting infections are contageous.

 
 

Okay, you asked for it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMV9wENOqYY

 
 

Smuggled weapons from India…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KepPoUEm7SI

Dalers to donuts it has an effect.

 
 

Mmmmmmmmmm! The Mormon Rap one is Nuremburgie!!

 
 

try this one..

 
 

[…] The Editorocket and his faithful sidekick Sifu seem to think that they’ve “won” the video war, even though we recently torched them with Mormon Rap and a bunch of furries dancing like the Backstreet Boys (or maybe it’s the Backstreet Boys dancing like furries- I wouldn’t put it past them at this point). […]

 
 

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