A Surfeit of Dearth

There’s that bell again. Always some hubbub around here, we do declare. What’s this, now?

Jeff Poor,1 (The MRC‘s) Business and Media Institute:
Kudlow, Forbes Debunk Krugman’s ‘Third Depression’ Call

It’s hard to imagine an economist being provocative, but Paul Krugman, a Nobel Prize winner, has managed to do so.

Above: Larry Kudlow


Paul Krugman has managed to imagine an economist being provocative? I’m reading the rest of this story, and I’m reading the rest right away of it!

In his June 28 New York Times op-ed, Krugman argued that since governments around the world aren’t willing to double-down on Keynesian policies meant to stimulate the global economy, the United States and the rest of the world are facing a third depression. But on CNBC’s June 28 “The Kudlow Report,” host Larry Kudlow asked if Krugman’s premise were true…

Why, this is Krug-mania, with the arguing.

A premise? That comes before a mise. Some mises are the comprehensive kind, or ‘compromise,’ and the overall kind as opposed to the underall, i.e. ‘surmise’1 as opposed to ‘sous-.’ A miser fashions these through heat or snow. Some other mises are Ludwig von Mises. So Krugman’s premise, as we now see, is that governments around the world aren’t willing to double-down on Keynesian policies meant to stimulate the global economy. But, says Larry Kudlow, if that were true…

…how come none of the measures being applied, which Krugman advocates more of, have failed to have any effect on the current economy.

Yeah, uh, if governments aren’t willing to double down on the policies, then how come none of [the measures that Krugman advocates] have failed? Answer: because opposite?

But maybe he got the notion of ‘premise’ wrong, and meant Krugman’s conclusion. Hmm.

‘If the United States and the rest of the world are facing a third depression, then how come none of [the measures that Krugman advocates] have failed?’

No, that’s not it. Hmm.

Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeff-poor/2010/06/29/kudlow-forbes-debunk-krugmans-third-depression-call#ixzz0sFlYoGCv

Yeah, I don’t think that’s the solution either. This is like that firefight in the mud next to the bombed-out airfield where Kowalski bought it, with the mortar rounds through the treetops. I wonder if Kowalski ever fixed up that airfield? Oh heck, there are harp glissandi and a kaleidoscope pattern and I’m having a flashback.

Larry Kudlow, National Review Online (July 31, 2009):
It’s a New Bull Market

Let’s call this what it is: A new bull market in stocks has emerged from the ashes of the financial meltdown and the deep recession that followed. And it’s signaling the onset of economic recovery. Free-market capitalism is more durable, resilient, and self-correcting than its detractors would have us believe.

[…]

Consequently, I want to change the agenda. This is much grander than what most commentators are describing. This is a new bull.

[…]

My guess is the economy will grow by 3 percent annually or slightly more in the second half of 2009 and the first part of 2010.

Oh, right. It doesn’t make sense and they’re all stupid. How did that ‘new bull’ work out, Larry?

Larry Kudlow, National Review Online (March 10, 2010):
Another Bull-Market Year?

The key question facing investors right now — on the anniversary of a record-breaking stock surge, the best in 75 years — is whether we’re headed for a second bull-market year.

Unfinished joke: Something about Kudlow winning the New-Bull Prize, perhaps in Ecchonomics.


Notes:
 
* Title cf. Richard Mitchell.

1 Although not all men find their destiny, or having found it prove equal to it, Poor’s is to form a partnership with colleagues named Saul, O’Terry, Nast, deBrudis, and Short. (Cf.)

2 It’s ‘Frank’-ly We’ve Got a Lot of ‘Gaul’, our irregulaire column on the language of our Frenemies, the French. Number sept-vingt-mille-dix et huit, or le Temp la Gargantu-Petomaine de Choucroute in the post-Revolutionary, immediate pre-Napoleonic time system:

Bon jore, or as the French say, achoo. Well, it’s been an interesting week for… What’s that? Oh, the little crochet-de-pied or footnote up there. Wee-wee or ‘yes’ — ‘surmise.’ That’s a French word, and like many of those, it can be changed into English by doing nothing. The suffix, -ise, is the past pumpernickel of the verb, mettre (to put), such that a surmise is literally something that’s put above another, and tellingly, that other thing in French is often suspicion or sous-pêchent (i.e. ‘under-fishing,’ through which you might hook a ‘soup can,’ or soupçon). Surmise: something placed above suspicion. Ah, but then take something down from there and you’ll get a surprise.

No, that was the entire joke, or le joking. Uh, funny because why? Funny-why because -prise is the past Percival of prendre (to take). As in, a sur-prise is something that over-takes you.

Fine, then: I’ll take my soda and go sit over here while you have no soda. [blatz, foosh] Ça plane pour moi, you shook up my soda with le shaking.

 

Comments: 290

 
 
 

You libs told me that eating would stop me from being hungry, but I’m still hungry! I’d better stop eating-that’ll learn ya.

 
 

Wait, I thought we were in the midst of “Greater Depression”, courtesy of “B. Hussein Niggobongo”. Isn’t that what was going to propel the GOP to victory in 2010 and 2012?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

“Paul Krugman has managed to imagine an economist being provocative?”

Lawl.

“…how come none of the measures being applied, which Krugman advocates more of, have failed to have any effect on the current economy.”

So, wait. Some of them have succeeded? I’m so confused.

 
 

Hm, so Kudlow was FOR Keynsian economics before he was against it?

 
 

Yes, I know, I misspelled “Keynesian”. Thirty lashes with a wet noodle and go write 100 times “I will not rush economics”.

 
 

A Surfeit of Dearth

Is that like a shitmoat full of empty?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Wait, I thought we were in the midst of “Greater Depression”, courtesy of “B. Hussein Niggobongo”

This is America. Internal consistency is for wusses and losers.

 
 

One things for certain – when Kudlow’s on, the Bullshit market is always strong.

 
 

But, says Larry Kudlow, if that were true…
…how come none of the measures being applied, which Krugman advocates more of, have failed to have any effect on the current economy.

It’s the blow talking.

 
 

Actually, a pile of coke would make more sense than Larry.

 
 

Actually, a pile of coke would make more sense than Larry.

And would be more fun at a party.

 
 

Larry “the Snow Miser” Kudlow:

I’m Mister White Christmas

I’m Mister Snow

I’m Mister Icicle

I’m Mister Ten Below

Friends call me Snow Miser

What ever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch

I’m too much!

 
 

I’m not saying he looks like Jack Benny, I’m saying that he looks like he’s doing a Jack Benny impersonation. A bad one.

 
 

The key question facing investors right now — on the anniversary of a record-breaking stock surge, the best in 75 years — is whether we’re headed for a second bull-market year.

Is Larry Kudlow in charge of the chocolate rations?

 
 

If they1 can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about the answers.

1. You know, THEM, the shadowy organization led by the Irish Dutchman Van Morrison, the people responsible for getting you (as in “that’s how they get you”), for doing it every time, and probably being the powers that/which be/are.

They also put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the womp in the womp womp womp waah, the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder, and, according to some scholars of early Sanskrit, the ram in the Ramayana.

 
 

OT news. This should be a good freakout.

 
 

bastards

 
 

Actually he kind of looks like he’s:

a) pantomiming brushing his teeth with a comically oversized toothbrush, or a similarly inappropriate object such as a hairbrush or (eww) toilet brush,

b) expressing incredulity beyond that expressed by the “lazy wank” hand gesture by pretending to fellate a giant humorless dildo,

or

c) having a stroke (the brain ischemia kind, not the aformentioned wank).

 
 

I can think of few liberal journalists who have been more fair than Weigel.

Um, Andy?

That word, “liberal”…I do not think it means what you think it means.

 
 

…double-down on Keynesian policies…

That kind of leftsist madness will lead to a truly di-Keynesian world.

 
 

I’m not saying he looks like Jack Benny, I’m saying that he looks like he’s doing a Jack Benny impersonation. A bad one.

Y’know, I bet he’s saying “Oh, Rochester!”

 
Chief Editor KORIR
 

I now have obtained into my possessive ownership the full and complete archive of the Journolist mailing chatroom bbs list. If someone more credible than Bart Breitman wishes to have access to it, they should contact me. Please note that for security contractual obligations I have been forced to break the archive down letter by letter, and then to alphabetize said letters as a safeguard against those who would seek to obtain and ultimately suppress this constitutionally explosive information, and that I am under great personal and financial (hint, hint) duress as a direct consequence of this unfortunate series of totally true events.

 
 

Is he about to punch himself in the face?

Quit hitting yourself, Larry. Quit hitting yourself, Larry. Please stop speaking and whatever that shit is you call writing.

Howcome none of your arguments, Larry, have failed to be inaccurate and stupid?

 
 

Chief Editor KORIR said,
June 29, 2010 at 19:55

And the award for the best use of an Internet tradition goes to….

 
 

Howcome none of your arguments, Larry, have failed to be inaccurate and stupid?

It’s almost like Bill Kristol gives him stupid lessons.

 
 

That word, “liberal”…I do not think it means what you think it means.

Yuh huh–doest agree with me means is liberal, idoit! Bookmark it also.

 
 

“This is a new bull.”

I watched Kudlow & Cramer now and then during the W years. Each day was a bull day! Huray! Yipeeee! (Screeching like old women.) We’re on the way up! Bush is genius! They create their own reality! One of these days were gonna be on the moon! Can you hardly stand it how bullish we all are! The laws of gravity no longer apply in the age of W! Hurrah! Isn’t the Bush economy fantastic!

Fantasy, sadly yes.

So the market sat flat for eight years until the entire economy went into the crapper.

And this walking talking turd still has a job? When Kudlow says bull, run for your lives!

 
The Goddamn Batman Does Not Always Agree With His Fellow Billionaires, Although Soros Is Kinda Cool
 

Forbes magazine CEO inheritor and two-time presidential candidacy loser Steve Forbes

Right. And I hate to kick a dude when he’s in a cervical collar–whether from a skiing accident or a smoking-related tracheotomy, or what–but then Little Stevie Forbit* relieves himself of this metaphor:

“Well, it’s like the old physicians who continue to bleed the patient and wonder why the patient isn’t getting better and then bleeds the patient even more,” Forbes explained.

Really, Krugman’s thesis is more accurately that of continuing a therapy rather than prematurely cutting it off, like going for the full course of chemo rather than stopping when you start to throw up and your hair commences falling out. It should be noted that Steve is not a doctor himself, although he may be unclear on that distinction after having worked for these fellows to put the kibosh on HCR.

“What we should be doing, yes, we should be cutting back spending because it takes money from productive citizens.

Of which he may have met a few, once, some of them not even among the ranks of his servants.

*My sincere apologies, it just seemed to fit.

 
 

Yuh huh–doest agree with me means is liberal, idoit! Bookmark it also.

Thou art liberal, Big Blart?

 
 

Little Stevie Forbit* FourBits

Sanitized for your safety.

 
 

Steve Forbes and Mitch McConnell. Separated at birth?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

a) pantomiming brushing his teeth with a comically oversized toothbrush, or a similarly inappropriate object such as a hairbrush or (eww) toilet brush,

Somebody totes needs to use the “brushie brushie brushie” meme on this motherfucker.

 
 

Steve Forbes and Mitch McConnell. Separated at birth? with a crowbar

Fixed!

 
 

Who did Malcolm fuck to give us this crazy-eyed scion anyway?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

OT news. This should be a good freakout.

Why can’t he buy a fucking car or some shit like a normal fucking person?

 
 

Maybe he’s trying to do the universal invisible blow job signal but his tongue can’t make a dent in his hideously taut plastic cheek.

If people want to start raising funds for a prize to see who out there in wingnut world has the most embarrassing drunken emails or texts from Breitblart and is willing to accept what the free market will pay to reveal them, that’s OK with me. But I don’t care about him so instead I hereby offer $1,000,000 for the complete Pastor Swank – Pam Atlas email correspondence archive for the past 10 years.

 
 

Forbes magazine CEO inheritor and two-time presidential candidacy loser Steve Forbes

Any word on what Codevilla’s “country party” thinks of this good old boy and his aw-shucks-down-home charm?

 
 

If people want to start raising funds for a prize to see who out there in wingnut world has the most embarrassing drunken emails or texts from Breitblart and is willing to accept what the free market will pay to reveal them, that’s OK with me.

*reaching into pocket*

I got a nickle, a penny, and some lint. Oh…and a wrapper from a cough drop.

 
 

Why can’t he buy a fucking car or some shit like a normal fucking person?

Dude needs some doggie-downers.

 
 

Santelli yelled, “Go back to Russia where you understand the state and the citizen” and walked off the set.

It’s hard out here for a pimp.

 
 

“I think the public has a right to know who shapes the big media narratives and how” wrote the head of an outfit called “BigJournalism.”

 
 

Who did Malcolm fuck to give us this crazy-eyed scion anyway?

Mitch McConnell, per upstream comments.

Who carried to term is a whole different question.

 
 

Dude needs some doggie-downers.

And Trig needs some puppy-uppers.

 
 

Here’s what I think the right wing assholes like Santelli (and kudos to Liesman, who’s always struck me as one of the smarter folks on Squawk Box) are figuring:

It doesn’t matter if we cut taxes or raise spending. The recession will end anyway in due course, perhaps sooner, perhaps later. So no matter what the government does, the recession will end.

However, if it’s perceived that liberal Keynesian economics prevailed, if it’s perceived that higher taxes and deficit spending somehow magically did away with the recession, then we will end up in a permanent spiral of socialist policies. That means the end of our gravy train!

 
 

And Trig needs some puppy-uppers.

Didn’t someone ask for an example of a smart conservative?

 
 

Who says Trig’s conservative. It seems to me he’s spent most of his life sucking at the (formerly) government tit.

 
 

Question mark, damn it, question mark.

 
 

Steve Forbes and Mitch McConnell. Separated at birth?

Genetic experiment gone horribly wrong?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Didn’t someone ask for an example of a smart conservative?

You stop making fun of Trig (for insinuating he’s a conservative)!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Well, sort of. Yours was better, anyway.

 
 

Who says Trig’s conservative. It seems to me he’s spent most of his life sucking at the (formerly) government tit.

Um, he accepts wingnut welfare, you mean.

 
 

Steve Forbes? This guy? Stay classy there Mr. Forbes.

 
Turbine Yukon Palin
 

mise-en-place
mise-en-scène
Larry Kudlow’s
failed again

mise à l’arrêt
mise-en-plis
Why is everyone always picking on me?

 
 

mise à l’arrêt
mise-en-plis
Why is everyone always picking on me?

Misericordia.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Steve Forbes? This guy? Stay classy there Mr. Forbes.

Is it wrong of me to say that he looks like a cross between an alien and a burn victim? Because he does.

 
 

In order to bring about the de-mise of any horrible puns or wordplay on “mise” – I’m warning y’all that I’ve got a Scott Stapp song in mise arsenal.

 
 

Misericordia.

Any chord when played by Creed.

 
 

Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

June 29, 2010 at 20:52

In order to bring about the de-mise of any horrible puns or wordplay on “mise” – I’m warning y’all that I’ve got a Scott Stapp song in mise arsenal.

N__B said,

June 29, 2010 at 20:52

Misericordia.

Any chord when played by Creed.

Clearly, there’s collusion involved here.

 
 

I loath you with a white-hot passion, D-K W. And your mother, too.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Holy crap, I totally forgot about Ma$e!

 
 

I loath you with a white-hot passion, D-K W. And your mother, too.

More sex for the rest of us!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I loath you with a white-hot passion, D-K W. And your mother, too.

More sex for the rest of us!

Why would you assume that?

 
 

Why would you assume that?

Well, N__B has this habit of hogging the sofa.

 
 

I loath you with a white-hot passion, D-K W.

So, you hate me a lot less than the rest of the human race? I’m touched. By your mother.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Well, N__B has this habit of hogging the sofa.

Yeah, but he said he hated DKW’s mom, not that he would stop having sex with her.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I’m touched. By your mother.

Awww. It’s like the porny version of Touched by an Angel.

 
 

I’m touched. By your mother.

That’s a trigger for me. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers, Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel.

Your lawyers are steampunks?

 
 

Your lawyers are steampunks?

Children today. Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flywheel,_Shyster,_and_Flywheel

 
 

“That’s a trigger for me. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers, Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel”

You left out a Flywheel. You left out the most important one!!

 
 

Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel!?!?!?!

Slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly, I turned….step by step….inch by inch….

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Children today. Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flywheel,_Shyster,_and_Flywheel

Man, I love baiting old people.

 
 

You left out a Flywheel. You left out the most important one!!

We should sue. Quick. Get my attorneys Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger and McCormick on the phone. Make sure you get the right Hungerdunger!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Next I’m going to ask what a “turntable” is.

 
 

I loath you with a white-hot passion, D-K W. And your mother, too.

Take your incestuous hate threesome and GET A ROOM.

 
 

Man, I love baiting old people.

The hooks cut up their gums something fierce.

 
 

I love baiting old people.

You can catch a lot of us if you put bearer bonds on the hook.

 
 

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

 
 

Man, I love baiting old people.

You’re so good at it too. A practical master baiter of old people. Or so my mom sa… wait, I mean that’s what someone else’s mom said!

 
 

Next I’m going to ask what a “turntable” is.

It’s when I take one of your jokes and make it about you.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

The hooks cut up their gums something fierce.

Well, maybe they should have taken care of their teeth when they had them!

You can catch a lot of us if you put bearer bonds on the hook.

What makes you think I could afford that kind of bait? You guys are the ones with all the money.

 
 

Take your incestuous hate threesome and GET A ROOM.

Most hotels prefer cash or credit cards in payment to emotions and awkward social groupings.

 
 

And the scat references will commence in 10,9,8,7……

 
 

What makes you think I could afford that kind of bait?

Put worms on the hooks, you’re not catching anything beyond the D-KW moms that you have to throw back before they stink up your boat.

 
 

You can catch a lot of us if you put bearer bonds bared boobs on the hook.

Fixed for truthfulness.

 
 

And the scat references will commence in 10,9,8,7……

Boop-iddy-boop.

 
 

Almost half a month into his “expedition” and according to a reliable source of mine, Josh St. Lawrence is completely mismanaging what in all honesty should be a very successful expedition. They are equipted with state of the art thermal imaging cameras, motion sensitive wildlife cams, bait traps and sound recorders ect… And yet as I mentioned earlier, Josh St. Lawrence is an untested amatuer despite his academic degrees in zoology and anthropology. There is a big difference between head knowledge and knowing how to properly conduct and manage a field expedition.

I on the other hand am a true professional despite my lack of scientific education. I have lead many successful, well managed field expeditions and uncovered much ground breaking evidence into the existence of a giant bipedal ape in North America. In short if I were leading an expedition this well funded and of this scale, bigfoot would have already been found.

 
 

Why would a hotel care how you pay your awkward social grouping?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Santelli yelled, “Go back to Russia where you understand the state and the citizen” and walked off the set.

He’s just upset that Glenn Beck stole his teabaggin’ thunder.

 
 

Cliff Crook said,

June 29, 2010 at 21:14

Man I just love telenovelas!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

<i.You can catch a lot of us if you put bared boobs on the hook.

Yuck and ouch.

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF! You’re baaaaaaaaaack!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Fuckin’ italics, how do they work?

(Yeah, I’ve done that one before. Don’t care).

 
 

“Man I just love telenovelas!”

Favorite currently showing is “Las Munecas de la Mafia.” Must see TV!

 
 

Cliff Crook,

Could you please shed some insight into why all the cryptozoologists insist on scouring the Pacific Northwest for Gigantopithecus? I mean SRSLY, wouldn’t Bhutan be a much better place to launch an investigation?

Sincerely,
Dragon-King Wangchuck

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Could you please shed some insight into why all the cryptozoologists insist on scouring the Pacific Northwest for Gigantopithecus?

It’s all about the microbrews!

 
 

Almost half a month into his “expedition” and according to a reliable source of mine

The expert cryptozoologist well knows that spying is an expedition’s biggest problem, and in this sense Josh St. Lawrence must have failed.

 
 

Exactly how does one mismanage a snipe hunt? Isn’t that like mismanaging a nap?

 
 

Question, Cliff?

When you say “Josh St. Lawrence is completely mismanaging what in all honesty should be a very successful expedition”, what do you mean?

I mean, lemme think…History channel has sent multiple expeditions with hundreds of thousands of dollars invested, National Geographic has done yeoman work in tryign to prove the shreds of evidence that do exist could plausibly be from a Bigfoot (sadly, most of it has been discredited, altho there are some intriguing developments with the Patterson film), and Discovery has sent multiple teams in with FLIR cameras, gliders, trailcams and nearly any high tech spy equipment you can imagine.

What makes you think a shitty little expedition with nearly no funding will succeed where millions of dollars have not?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Isn’t that like mismanaging a nap?

I’ve seen that done. It’s sad.

 
 

History channel has sent multiple expeditions

They keep scaring the Bigfootses away with all those Hitlers.

 
 

This is America. Internal consistency is for wusses and losers. T&U

As that philospher of ‘Murka put it — “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines”.

I used to be upset that my HS’s English Department (made up of quasi-“liberal” Villager wannabe types) forced Transcendentalism down our throughts, but now I am happy … because so much of today’s “discourse” is straight-up 19th Century Boston Brahmin hubris:

And speaking of “real ‘Murkins”, there is always this quote: “America begins west of the Appalachians”.

Of course, in HS, we were good students who listened to all our English teachers told us about the need to interpret works of literature in terms of their symbolic meaning.

However, all we could figure Emerson and Thoreau were talking about on the symbolic level was masturbation. I mean “my little giant goes with me wherever I go” … and Self Reliance Come-on!

 
 

My comment in response to T&U about consistency was eated. FYWP!

 
 

I’ve seen that done. It’s sad.

Hey, it’s not all sunshine and lolipops there. These Gantt charts aren’t going to align critical tasks all on their own.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

What makes you think a shitty little expedition with nearly no funding will succeed where millions of dollars have not?

Pluck and heart will win the day!

 
 

They keep scaring the Bigfootses away with all those Hitlers.

HA! Nice.

 
 

Awww. It’s like the porny version of Touched by an Angel.

Touched by an Uncle ?

 
 

They keep scaring the Bigfootses away with all those Hitlers.

Nonsense.

You know who cloned Bigfoot? Hitler! He was creating an army of superapes!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Hey, it’s not all sunshine and lolipops there. These Gantt charts aren’t going to align critical tasks all on their own.

Your love of completely boring and probably useless organizational strategy tasks is so cute!

 
 

Fuckin’ italics, how do they work?

Put on the Barry White and it’s all “a little more to the right… more… more… oh yeah, that’s it.”

 
 

You know who cloned Bigfoot? Hitler! He was creating an army of superapes!

Ah. So that’s who founded Alabama.

 
 

Pluck and heart will win the day!

How’s that Great American Novel coming?

 
 

I have lead many successful, well managed field expeditions and uncovered much ground breaking evidence into the existence of a giant bipedal ape in North America.

I felt that way the first time I went to Bumbershoot, too.

Don’t worry dude, you won’t have any evidence but you’ll always have those memories.

 
 

He was creating an army of superapes!

The escaped experiments just formed their own political party to combat such evil things as health care and intelligence.

 
 

Your love of completely boring and probably useless organizational strategy tasks is so cute!

Confession time. One of the reasons I haven’t been commenting lately is Excel 2010. Sparklines! COUNTIFS!

 
 

Ah. So that’s who founded Alabama.

NO–everyone knows that baby Jesus himself founded Alabama. He founded it swirling around in the toilet after he flushed Sodom and Gomorrah.

 
 

Kudlow withoutthe makeup

 
 

One of the reasons I haven’t been commenting lately is Excel 2010

Yes, I know. It really does suck and forces you to work twice as hard as any version of Lotus ever did.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Confession time. One of the reasons I haven’t been commenting lately is Excel 2010. Sparklines! COUNTIFS!

Thanks for reminding me how un-nerdy I actually am. *sob*

 
 

NO–everyone knows that baby Jesus himself founded Alabama.

Baby Jesus was a Bigfoot! How else do you think he could walk on water??? His feet were the size of paddles!

 
 

Yes, I know. It really does suck…

Shut up! Excel 2010 F!n RAWKS! I’m even learning to love the ribbon!

 
 

Excel 2010 F!n RAWKS!

Well, I don’t know that I’d condemn it to fucking rocks. Maybe just your mom. That ought to be punishment enough.

 
 

Niagara Falls!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

OpenOffice is free. FREE.

Yeah, but the PowerPoint equivalent sucks.

Not, uh, that I ever use PowerPoint. I love kittens!

 
 

OpenOffice is free. FREE.

And pretty damn user-friendly, not to mention complete (as far as I can tell) interoperability with MS Office. tsam like.

 
 

I’m even learning to love the ribbon!

Jock McPherson, to his PENIS: I dinna ken where ya been, laddie, but I’m glad to see ya won first prize agin.

 
 

NO–everyone knows that baby Jesus himself founded Alabama.

Wait. Baby Jesus is Randy Owen?

 
 

Yeah, but the PowerPoint equivalent sucks.

And what does PowerPoint do?

 
 

OpenOffice is free. FREE.

Yeah, but the PowerPoint equivalent sucks.

Been running my office on OO for six years, and using the presentation module (what’s it called? Impress Chix or something?) for work and teaching.

 
 

And what does PowerPoint do?

Kills kittens. Where you been?

 
 

And what does PowerPoint do?

Justifies the existence of middle management without forcing them to actually do any work. Plus it gives an awesome excuse to use “We Built this City on Rock and Roll” for a soundtrack.

 
 

Yeah, but the PowerPoint equivalent sucks.

You say that as if that weren’t a selling point.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

And what does PowerPoint do?

Aside from killing kittens? 🙁

Presentations for school projects.

 
 

There are no bullet points like Stalin’s bullet points!

 
 

I’m not going to even attempt to defend Office 2010 on the internets. That’d be like trying to sing the praises of Creed.

I just really like the new Excel. Even if it is powered by misery and suffering.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

You say that as if that weren’t a selling point.

But it’s free!

 
 

NO–everyone knows that baby Jesus himself founded Alabama. He founded it swirling around in the toilet after he flushed Sodom and Gomorrah.

And South Carolina!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I just really like the new Excel. Even if it is powered by misery and suffering.

I thought it was powered by gremlins genetically engineered from Bill Gates’ toenails.

 
 

And South Carolina!

Ah yes, good ole SC. They got Gamecocks, you know.

 
 

I just really like the new Excel. Even if it is powered by misery and suffering.

*sniff*

They grow up so fast…

 
 

That’d be like trying to sing the praises of Creed.

If I want to praise Creed, I do it in Iambic pentameter or through interpretative dance.

 
 

Ah yes, good ole SC. They got Gamecocks, you know.

cock

 
 

If I want to praise Creed, I do it in Iambic pentameter or through interpretative dance.

Projectile vomiting is more expressive.

 
 

cock

Yes, Mistress?

 
 

Scott Stapp is pretty.

 
 

Projectile vomiting is more expressive.

I could turn this thread to scat so fast right now. But I’m gonna do the classy thing not take the bait.

 
 

Scott Stapp is pretty short.

 
 

Mike “Gamecock” DeVine is still crazy.

That’s quite a title. It actually picked me up and threw me back in the boat.

 
 

Yes, Mistress?

All your cocks are belong to me!!!!

 
 

Scott Stapp is pretty short.

Short on brains–baaahahahahaha! I kill me! Har!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

How’s that Great American Novel coming?

I made another entry over the weekend, but my schedule has been pretty appalling since then.

 
 

the existence of a giant bipedal ape in North America

Yeah, where could you find any fat-assed bipeds in North America?

 
 

If I want to praise Creed, I do it in Iambic pentameter or through interpretative dance.

They deserve no better than spondaic monometer.

 
 

All your cocks are belong to me!!!!

You want the cock? You can’t handle the cock!

 
 

They deserve no better than spondaic monometer

Annoyed drumming of the fingers is equivalent.

 
 

monometer

Bad dee, bedeebee, Bahdee bedee!

monometer

Bad dee, bedeebee, bedeebee, bedeebee, bedeebee, badeebeedeebeedeebeedeeb!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

the existence of a giant bipedal ape in North America

Yeah, where could you find any fat-assed bipeds in North America?

WATCH IT, YOU!

 
 

Yeah, where could you find any fat-assed bipeds in North America?

Las Vegas? The mall? Any cruise ship?

 
 

Annoyed drumming of the fingers is equivalent.

Don’t forget the pursed lips! They are vital to interpretive dunce!

monometer

Bad dee, bedeebee, Bahdee bedee!

Creed sucks
dead ducks

*drums fingers, purses lips*

 
 

WATCH IT, YOU!

What’s your novel? “Fat Assed Bipeds Of North America”????

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

What’s your novel? “Fat Assed Bipeds Of North America”????

It’s a Steinbeckian road-trip narrative called “Travels with Charley Your Mama”

 
 

It’s a Steinbeckian road-trip narrative called “Travels with Charley Your Mama”

Sorry, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby beat you to it.

 
 

It’s a Steinbeckian road-trip narrative called “Travels with Charley Your Mama”

I hope you enjoy antiquing and outlet malls.

 
 

Damn non-strikeout typing fingers.

 
 

Col Jessup said,

You want the cock? You can’t handle the cock!”

And you, sir, cannot handle the ladies. Not like I can.

 
 

Who is this Col Anus?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

I hope you enjoy antiquing

Oh, yeah, baby- nothing like a bit of gray sugar.

 
 

Poor’s destiny is to form a partnership with colleagues named Saul, O’Terry, Nast, deBrudis, and Short. (Cf.)

AHEM.

 
 

AHEM.

“google.co.nz” What the fuck is that, some kind of other universe? Is Walternate running things there?

 
 

interpretive dunce

To which specific Republican do you refer?

 
 

“google.co.nz” What the fuck is that, some kind of other universe?

SEARCH NAZI.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

“google.co.nz” What the fuck is that, some kind of other universe?

It’s a parallel universe, in which Evil Smut has no beard.

 
 

Pluck and heart will win the day!
Using internal organs as bait will only work if Bigfoot is a carnivore.

Put worms humourless didoes on the hooks, you’re not catching anything beyond the D-KW moms
Faxed for iccuracy.

 
 

Evil Smut has no beard.

Veiled Brazilian reference?

 
 

Hey everyone, that two timing double dealing high fallutin’ rat bastard is cheating on us. What’s ther matter Brad, we aint good enough for ya?
http://crooksandliars.com/brad-reed/confederate-yankee-theory-employment-in-0

 
 

So our new search engine will be Google.coonz?

 
 

Yeah, where could you find any fat-assed bipeds in North America?

There are tons of hairy, fat-assed bipeds here in the Northwest. It is rather easy to mistake one for the legendary Bigfoot.

 
 

All your cocks are belong to me!!!!

Yes, Mistress.

 
 

What’s ther matter Brad, we aint good enough for ya?

Fucking prick forgot where he came from.

Wait until he finds out the commenters at C&L are a bunch of tight-lipped pussies…

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Veiled Brazilian reference?

Wrong part of Gondwanaland.

Wait until he finds out the commenters at C&L are a bunch of tight-lipped pussies…

Memo to self: get ass to C&L meetup.

 
 

What’s ther matter Brad, we aint good enough for ya?

Amato may have actual money, so my guess is NO.

 
 

Wait until he finds out the commenters at C&L are a bunch of tight-lipped pussies…

Memo to self: get ass to C&L meetup.

They drive Subarus.

I’m just sayin’

 
 

Amato may have actual money, so my guess is NO.

He’s practically Republican, ripping other people’s copyrighted work off, slapping his stupid label on it, and claiming rights.

 
 

Veiled Brazilian reference?

Wrong part of Gondwanaland.

That is so hot. [/complete and frightening lack of affect]

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

What’s ther matter Brad, we aint good enough for ya?

I think it’s an impostor. The article doesn’t read like a panic attack.

 
 

Copyright is for people w/o lawyers.

 
 

a bunch of tight-lipped pussies…

Intrigued perv is intrigued.

 
 

My name’s Brad Reed and I’m comin’ over here from Sadly, No! where I spent many a glorious year making fun of jerks.

“Spent?” A quitter/splitter?

 
 

Copyright is for people w/o lawyers.

If you read it carefully, Amato posts “copied right”

 
 

How on Earth did that picture escape having a corndog shooped into it?

 
 

Mad Max 17: Escape of the Corndog

 
 

“Could you please shed some insight into why all the cryptozoologists insist on scouring the Pacific Northwest for Gigantopithecus? I mean SRSLY, wouldn’t Bhutan be a much better place to launch an investigation?”

Certainly. The expeditions to the Pacific Northwest is not so much an investigation searching for gigantopithecus as it is an investigation searching for sasquatch. The Pacific Northwest is the place where the vast majority of bigfoot sightings have occured. Gigantopithecus is simply an explaination of what bigfoot might be since it is the species from the fossil record that most likely resembles the reported appearence of bigfoot.

As to the concern that no bigfoot/giganto fossils/skeletons have been found in North America, well the simple truth is, THAT NO ONE IS LOOKING FOR THEM! Giganto is known only from fossilized teeth and mandables found in Southeast Asia. But that doesnt necessarily mean that Southeast Asia is the only place where giganto existed/exists.

But again, that is a mute point, as this is a search for sasquatch which reportedly inhabits the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest, not a search for gigantopithecus blacki.

 
 

Thanks guys for not fixing my typo. I was aiming at ignant redneck speak with “Ther matter”, or maybe not. The commentators at C&L would have fixed it for me I’m sure.

 
 

I will fix your typos!

 
 

What about the homo floresiensis. Nobody cares about the little people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis

 
 

typos

This is the internt–its spelt typo’s.

 
 

What about the homo floresiensis. Nobody cares about the little people.

That girly BP guy does.

 
 

This is the internt

LOOSER.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

“Mute point.” Heh.

 
 

First of all, Mr St. Lawrence is conducting most of his field work in the day, while sasquatch is reported to be a mostly nocturnal creature. Secondly, most of the people Mr St. Lawrence has with him on his “expedition” where chosen because they are close personal friends of his, even though they have little or no cryptozoological or scientific backgrounds.

So in other words you have a well funded, well equipted expedition being conducted by men who have little or no knowledge of how to properly use the equiptment which is essential to any scientific expedition and they are working mainly in the day when they have little or no chance of encountering a sasquatch.

That my friends is called mismanaging an expedition.

 
 

A great victory for snark in Iceland! The Best party wins Reykjavik!
This is The Best video!

 
 

Can someone please explain this to me, from the comments on Breitblatt’s thing on Weigel:

I really don’t find the intended sexual, serial abuse, of my four daughters by the likes of Weigel particularly amusing.

Obama, Pelosi, &c. are a real and ongoing threat.

Only a father steeped in Kevin Jennings, and other perversion (Men’s Country) and ephebophilia could have made THAT comment about drones and his own daughters.

Wake up. Can any of you connect the dots? Or are you just too clever?

Which dots to connect to the what now?

 
 

LOOSER.

Thats what i should of gone with lol

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Which dots to connect to the what now?

They all seem to connect to the privates of the commenter’s four daughters.

 
 

Wake up. Can any of you connect the dots? Or are you just too clever?

I’m napping, out of crayons, and dumb, so I’ma gonna need a little explainationing with the four daughter cereal molestation thing.

 
 

should of gone

I see what you do there.

 
 

What good is it spending a month hunting for bigfoot when you have a team of people with no cryptozoological or scientific experience, who dont know how to properly use the very expensive field equiptment in their possesion and who are mainly operating during the day and sleeping during the night, while sasquatch is a mostly nocturnal creature?

You might as well send a boy scout troop rambling through the forest! At least they have proper wilderness survival skills unlike these untested amatuers.

 
 

Almost half a month into his “expedition” and according to a reliable source of mine, Josh St. Lawrence is completely mismanaging what in all honesty should be a very successful expedition. They are equipted with state of the art thermal imaging cameras, motion sensitive wildlife cams, bait traps and sound recorders ect… And yet as I mentioned earlier, Josh St. Lawrence is an untested amatuer despite his academic degrees in zoology and anthropology. There is a big difference between head knowledge and knowing how to properly conduct and manage a field expedition.

Did he died?

 
 

First of all, Mr St. Lawrence is conducting most of his field work in the day, while sasquatch is reported to be a mostly nocturnal creature.

HeLLOOOO, the daytime is when you can SEE. Also pajamas are usually brightly coloured and easily seen in the sunlight. DO NOT MISTAKE THE SLIPPERS FOR BUNNIES.

 
 

I see what you do there.

I see that mistake everywhere. It’s infuriating–almost to much too bare!

 
 

DO NOT MISTAKE THE SLIPPERS FOR BUNNIES.

And be vewwy vewwy quiet, huhhuhuhuhuh.

 
 

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/26/world/europe/26iceland.html
REYKJAVIK, Iceland — A polar bear display for the zoo. Free towels at public swimming pools. A “drug-free Parliament by 2020.” Iceland’s Best Party, founded in December by a comedian, Jon Gnarr, to satirize his country’s political system, ran a campaign that was one big joke. Or was it?

Last month, in the depressed aftermath of the country’s financial collapse, the Best Party emerged as the biggest winner in Reykjavik’s elections, with 34.7 percent of the vote, and Mr. Gnarr — who also promised a classroom of kindergartners he would build a Disneyland at the airport — is now the fourth mayor in four years of a city that is home to more than a third of the island’s 320,000 people.

In his acceptance speech he tried to calm the fears of the other 65.3 percent. “No one has to be afraid of the Best Party,” he said, “because it is the best party. If it wasn’t, it would be called the Worst Party or the Bad Party. We would never work with a party like that.”

With his party having won 6 of the City Council’s 15 seats, Mr. Gnarr needed a coalition partner, but ruled out any party whose members had not seen all five seasons of “The Wire.”

 
 

The whole Bigfoot industry is a leftist plot to undermine the Constitution of the United States and to create a puppet government led by a huge, nocturnal hominid, aided by an unelected gaggle of czars!

 
 

tsam, my English teacher in high school used to use the word “irregardless.” All the time. *cringe*

 
 

My main problem with most cryptozoologists is their lack of attention to The Buttocks.

 
 

I really don’t find the intended sexual, serial abuse, of my four daughters by the likes of Weigel particularly amusing.

Obama, Pelosi, &c. are a real and ongoing threat.

Only a father steeped in Kevin Jennings, and other perversion (Men’s Country) and ephebophilia could have made THAT comment about drones and his own daughters.

Wake up. Can any of you connect the dots? Or are you just too clever?

Ha! I so wish I was this high right now.

 
 

Ha! I so wish I was this high right now.

This is what I am thinking whenever I watch any of Adult Swim’s late night programming.

 
 

The Buttocks.

Is this is a wholesome family situational comedy I’ve yet to hear about?

 
 

tsam, my English teacher in high school used to use the word “irregardless.” All the time. *cringe*

Whoa. Usually English teachers bust out their 9mm’s when they hear that word. I don’t mind that one as much, but this epidemic of saying “There is…(plural noun)” has been grinding my gears lately.

 
 

This is what I am thinking whenever I watch any of Adult Swim’s late night programming.

Yeah–well, I’ll tell you, DON’T watch that shit when you really are high. You’d think it would be cool, but it’s irritating as hell!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

My main problem with most cryptozoologists is their lack of attention to The Buttocks.

To be fair, The Buttocks was shown to be nothing more than a hoax- a couple of teenaged pranksters fastened two weather balloons together and released them in a meadow near Interstate 80 in Western Pennsylvania.

 
 

Stay out of mah sasquatch patch!

 
 

Is this is a wholesome family situational comedy I’ve yet to hear about?

It’s the name of the family in the Encyte commercials. The wife always has that face cracking grin from getting an extra few inches of Bob. I think the wife’s name is Ina…?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

a couple of teenaged pranksters fastened two weather balloons together and released them in a meadow near Interstate 80 in Western Pennsylvania.</i.

I didn't even know them! Never heard of them! Had nothing to do with it! Didn't even know it happened!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

I didn’t even know them! Never heard of them! Had nothing to do with it! Didn’t even know it happened!

Oho! It stands to reason that a Pupienus is always involved whenever The Buttocks make their presence known.

 
 

“It’s the name of the family in the Encyte commercials. The wife always has that face cracking grin from getting an extra few inches of Bob. I think the wife’s name is Ina…?”

Wow! I had no idea that’s where she was getting the few extra inches!

 
 

Straight from Alicia Colon:

Once upon a time the Washington Post was a reliable newspaper with ethical investigative reporters. That of course was before Woodward and Bernstein elevated the Fourth Estate denizens to deity wannabes who could bring down a president.

 
 

“Yeah–well, I’ll tell you, DON’T watch that shit when you really are high. You’d think it would be cool, but it’s irritating as hell!”

Unfortunately partaking is not possible for me these days but I’ll keep that in mind if that ever changes.

 
 

tsam, my English teacher in high school used to use the word “irregardless.” All the time. *cringe*

Whoa. Usually English teachers bust out their 9mm’s when they hear that word. I don’t mind that one as much, but this epidemic of saying “There is…(plural noun)” has been grinding my gears lately.

For me, it’s the extra “is”, as in “the thing is, is” or “the problem is, is”. It’s like a language virus that showed up in the last decade out of nowhere and everyone acts as though it’s normal.

 
 

Wow! I had no idea that’s where she was getting the few extra inches!

Well, they aren’t shy about showing their sexy parties. So she might be getting many extra inches…like all at once.

Unfortunately partaking is not possible for me these days but I’ll keep that in mind if that ever changes.

AH! Why not?

 
 

For me, it’s the extra “is”, as in “the thing is, is” or “the problem is, is”. It’s like a language virus that showed up in the last decade out of nowhere and everyone acts as though it’s normal.

Oh yes–that one is irritating too. Buzzwords and cliches send me diving for the remote. Gaffe–stupid. Jumped the shark–stupid. Quagmire–stupid. You betcha–ARGGHHH–I just bit a corner off of my monitor.

 
 

That of course was before Woodward and Bernstein elevated the Fourth Estate denizens to deity wannabes who could bring down a president.

Cranky! Grrrr! I can’t see any bitterness in this statement at all. Can you?

 
 

Reporting on Nixon’s massive abuse of power is totally unethical, unlike reporting minutely, so to speak, on the doings of THE CLENIS.

 
 

I don’t mind that one as much, but this epidemic of saying “There is…(plural noun)” has been grinding my gears lately.

I did that in the last thread. BOOYAH!

 
 

Unfortunately partaking is not possible for me these days but I’ll keep that in mind if that ever changes.

AH! Why not?

‘Cuz of hubby’s career and its trajectory. Wifey getting caught with pot could be a career-killer or at least a career-slowerdowner. Bummer, huh?

 
 

“Straight from Alicia‘s Colon:”

Fixed!

 
 

Reporting on Nixon’s massive abuse of power is totally unethical

Yes, unchallenged regurgitation of the preznit’s talking points is totally ethical. How is an illegal and unethical war supposed to get shoved up the collective ass of America when the media are more than stenographers or worker bees for the cause? I mean shit–it’s hard to get 150 million people to believe that a picture of a choo choo train is actually a mobile chemical weapon factory. How are we supposed to send threats to Iran without a fabricated “unnamed source”? Who’s going to make up lies to turn health care reform into corporate welfare? Will NO ONE THINK OF THE TEABAGGERS? Someone has to validate them.

Woodward and Bernstein were a complete anomaly in American journalism. The vast majority of those who like to call themselves journalists are just as full of shit as the politicians who leak the bullshit to them.

 
 

‘Cuz of hubby’s career and its trajectory. Wifey getting caught with pot could be a career-killer or at least a career-slowerdowner. Bummer, huh?

That’s not fair. I’m pretty sure there are plenty of jobs washing dishes out there instead of all this career nonsense.

 
 

Quagmire–stupid.

Even as a title for an instrumental? Oh well.

 
 

Quagmire–stupid.

I’m thinking more along the lines of a description for a grossly mismanaged war. It can also be a perverted character from a cartoon.

In the context of news analysis, it’s a fucking euphemism for being stuck in an endless war we never intended to finish in the first place.

 
 

elevated the Fourth Estate denizens to deity wannabes who could bring down a president.

I know, those Fourth Estate denizens, acting as if they are more powerful than the traditional three temporal, spiritual and commoner estates of parliament.

 
 

What’s wrong with being a deity wannabe anyway?

 
 

What’s wrong with being a deity wannabe anyway?

Ever seen Jesus trying to hold a handful of change?

 
 

“Waist Deep In The Big Dusty”

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

What’s wrong with being a deity wannabe anyway?

For starters, you can’t drink.

 
 

Ever seen Jesus trying to hold a handful of change?

AHEM, did not happen!

 
 

For starters, you can’t drink.

This ties in w/ The Slayer’s dilemma. Damn wanna-bes!

 
 

What’s wrong with being a deity wannabe anyway?

For starters, you can’t drink.

Yeah, well I wannabe Thyone.

 
 

Ever seen Jesus trying to hold a handful of change?

No, but I could entertain myself for hours with my tiny little miniature golf course at the end of each arm.

 
 

“tsam said,
June 30, 2010 at 0:35

‘Cuz of hubby’s career and its trajectory. Wifey getting caught with pot could be a career-killer or at least a career-slowerdowner. Bummer, huh?

That’s not fair. I’m pretty sure there are plenty of jobs washing dishes out there instead of all this career nonsense.”

Thus made me giggle. 😀

 
 

“Waist Deep In The Big Dusty”
Stilgar, do we have wormsign?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Yeah, well I wannabe Thyone.

Don’t tease the panthers!

 
 

This!

And thus, I myself giggled.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

‘Cuz of hubby’s career and its trajectory. Wifey getting caught with pot could be a career-killer or at least a career-slowerdowner. Bummer, huh?

You could always try unripe mulberries.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Your new landlady could be Orly!

I demand to see the original Certificate of Occupancy!

 
 

I think I now know what step #2 of the underpants gnomes business model is; shove them into the gaping maw of Kudlow to choke off his noxious emissions. Step#3 then becomes self-explanatory.

 
 

tigris said, June 30, 2010 at 1:10

That panther’s a pinhead.

 
 

That panther’s a pinhead.

See? Not teased.

 
 

Your new landlady could be Orly!

Clean him off with some of that free gulf Dove.

 
 

Mise come in two flavors, en place et en scene

 
 

Is the underpants bomber related in any way to the underpants gnomes?

 
 

That my friends is called mismanaging an expedition.

Are you sure it’s not a reality TV show?

 
 

stand back, brilliant thread overall

 
Carribbean Walrus
 

When the cryptozoologists come knocking on me door, I’m very quiet until they go away, mon.

 
 

Hey gang… My sea lion just died. What she had was an infected tentacle and if I had the money she would have lived many more minutes. She never did anything wrong…

 
 

you know who is really pushing this “economic recovery” bullshit? none other than obama. but sadlyno.com isn’t allowed to say anything about obama… for political reasons.

if you want a breath of fresh air, turn on your cable TV and watch “the daily show.” now this is a media conglomerate with a giant tax bill every year that wants desperately to be on the good side of the government, for obvious reasons. and they aren’t afraid to poke fun at obama every day. now that’s balls.

now, sadlyno is afraid of obama because… er…

its friends won’t think it’s cool?

 
 

you know who is really pushing this “economic recovery” bullshit? none other than obama. but sadlyno.com isn’t allowed to say anything about obama… for political reasons.

Obviously. He wants to get reelected, and his best bet right now is if the economy is seen as recovering.

 
 

Oh, shut the fuck up, suture self. Go post on Daily Kos or some serious site, dumbfuck. This is a satire site.

What a fucking idiot.

 
 

Wifey getting caught with pot could be a career-killer or at least a career-slowerdowner.

I think I’ve identified the solution to your dilemma:

Don’t get caught.

(Seriously, how would you get caught, anyway? I always wonder this about people who worry about this – especially people who are beyond the prime getting-caught years, i.e. teens and twenties. I’d be willing to make a bet that fewer than 5% of all busts for pot possession are of people aged 30 or over.)

 
 

I’d say Ludlow was very ecchumenical in refuting Krugman’s ecchstremist ecchonomics – an eccho of how McCain ecchcelled in the 2008 debates with his finely-honed ecchsegesis of conservativism. Not to mention providing some gratuitous secchsual healing & a dash of ecchinacia, also.

sadlyno.com isn’t allowed to say anything about obama… for political reasons.

Heh, indeed!

I say he squints too much. Either put bigger text on the Teleprompter or get some friggin’ contacts, man!

 
 

Literally the only way a mature adult can get popped for reefer (assuming one’s not being a public idiot) is if said adult is holding carelessly in their car. That’s really the only place you’re going to have a random police encounter.

 
Monsieur de Pompadour
 

If I could add about this surmise being, that “surmise” is of French ancestry;

That may well be, but the words do not mean what you think they mean! If I may push the pedantry so much as to comment on a footnote (being as motivated as my feat is pointless),

surmise used in French would rather mean,

“sur” (signifying abundantly, as in “over”) and
“mise” (signifying “put”; that was correct, but to be “frenchly” grammatically correct, you would need to change “put” to “done”; because, frankly, ha. ha., you aren’t abundantly put. That doesn’t make sense)

You can, however, be “overdone”, as in, toasted or, if it’s surmise used in French, like a hag used one time too much… I guess overdone would do. But this becomes a quality rather than a noun.

Of course surmise has a French twist, because it’s in accord with whatever noun it comes with, IE, “Elle avait une apparence de vieille vache surmise” (she looked like and old, too-much-ridden-by-bulls cow). Surmise grammatically fits with a feminine noun.

And that’s for today’s trivia!

 
 

if it’s surmise used in French, like a hag used one time too much… I guess overdone would do. But this becomes a quality rather than a noun.

Of course surmise has a French twist, because it’s in accord with whatever noun it comes with, IE, “Elle avait une apparence de vieille vache surmise” (she looked like and old, too-much-ridden-by-bulls cow).

I see you’ve met DKW’s mom.

 
 

And that’s for today’s trivia!

Monsieur,

Je ne pense pas cela signifie ce que vous pensez que cela signifie! “Surmise” est “sur” ou “on”, et “mise” signifie “setting”, alors “surmise” signifierait supposition ou la mise sur.

 
 

you know who is really pushing this “economic recovery” bullshit? none other than obama.

HOLY SHIT! NEWSFLASH! PRESIDENT TOUTS GOOD WORK! FILM AT ELEVENTYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking idiot.

 
 

OK — it seems that some time after I posted my complaint about my comment being consumed, Word Press decided to vomit it out, so you can see it in its full glory.

 
 

But again, that is a mute point

And so maybe you should take that hint, Cliff.

 
 

Carribbean Walrus said,

June 30, 2010 at 6:37

When the cryptozoologists come knocking on me door, I’m very quiet until they go away, mon.

Tell us the truth: BP relocated you.

 
 

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