Devastatin’ Malkin, the Turntable…um, Person Who Ought to Stop Talkin’
MIXMASTERS FOR MOHAMMEDYo, yo, yo: Don’t miss my video report on Jihad Rap.
No, I haven’t watched it. Because if MC Double-M starts busting some mad rhymes, as seems not unlikely, I’ll have to pop my eyeballs out with a spoon and stomp on them.
You just know she’d be all like, “Well, my name is Michelle, and I’m here to say…”
Bradrocket adds: “I like internment camps and I cannot lie,
You otha wingnuts can’t deny,
That openin’ camps to lock up Japs,
And anyone you don’t like makes you get sprung,
And then you feel tough,
‘Cuz you noticed them camps was stuffed,
Full of brown and yellows peeps,
To make them left-wing pussies weep,
But take the average white guy and and ask him that,
He gotta love them camps!
So if ya wanna put up fences,
To contain the yellow menace,
Dial 1-900-MALK-A-LOT,
And indulge them racist thoughts,
Malkin love camps!
Yeah, baby, when it comes to choosing a cell size,
Geneva ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection,
12-by-14? Huh! Only if the height’s three-foot-three!”
But, dude! The Fat Boyz “human beatbox” is all up in there.
WTF? Notorious O.B.L.?
OK I watched it until I got too bored. No rapping from MM, just tedious narration.
As long as she’s wearing the camo top, let’s send her the address of the closest Marine Corp. recruiting center.
Bradrocket – that was terrific.
Ah, a way to not only rag on the Islamofascists, but the darkies as well.
Michelle must be creaming herself at such a cavalcade of delights.
Even white boys got to shout. Holla!
Wow, she’s totally ripping off Stephen Colbert’s “the Word”! Did you see when she introduced the rap act “Fundamental”, the little screen behind her said “emphasis on the mental”. Idiotic and unoriginal, sure, but I didn’t know that she had delved into outright theft.
I posted that picture yesterday, and I didn’t have the stomach to watch the thing either. Otto Man had the perfect description of her: “like a hiphop Lynndie England”.
For the most part, I like looking at Michelle rather than listening to her. However, she makes a valid point with this video. Jihad rap glorifies suicide bombers and the attack on 9/11.
She rants about “Islamofascists”, but doesn’t see that by toppling the secular Socialist Saddam, her PNAC Platoon heroes have allowed the Islamofascists to triumph in Iraq.
Little in the middle, but she got much CRAZY.
Between that and the Pamela video I’m starting to hate cameras.
Hey soldierboy, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me love you long time, me so hoany! Five dollah make you hollah, ten dollah make you scream!
/sorry, had to
Will the real ice queen please stand up, please stand up, please stand up…
i’m going to borrow another gem from the colbert report:
oh my fuck.
i think that says it all.
I dunno, that Fundamental song’s kinda catchy. Wonder if they have it on iTunes…
grytpype, you didn’t really “have to.” Malkin’s a racist, insane moron with a dangerously widespread platform from which to spread her hate, but that’s no reason to stoop to her level, or to encourage racist stereotyping. Next time, I hope you restrain yourself.
Did you see when she introduced the rap act “Fundamental�, the little screen behind her said “emphasis on the mental�.
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That term can be applied to ANY religion…not just the “Islamonazifascicommunism” that she hates so much.
“fund” – to give money
“amental” – without brains
May Allah strike down MM with great fury and righteous anger…
She say she don’t wanna hea no mo’
But she just really wanna be ma ho’
damn humorless liberals
“I like internment camps and I cannot lie,”
Truly, the world owes a debt to Sir Mix-a-lot that it can never full repay.
Humorless? Moi? Wait, wait:
“Take my wingnut wife. Please.”
Ha. Ha. I slay me. Humorless… as if.
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the camo dress. MM’s now an official “soldier”? I’m sure she isn’t trying to make it difficult to see her. Visibility is an aphrodisiac to her.
One does have to admire here marketing skills. She’s wasting her talent.
Fuckin’ hell, Fun-Da-Mental are still going? They haven’t been heard of over in the UK since, ooh, at least the mid-90s, when they got into a snit with each other (leading to the formation of spinoff band Det-Ri-Mental – seriously) and competed to release increasingly ludicrous records.
Aki Nawaz, the driving force behind the band, was in an early, gothier incarnation of The Cult (of She Sells Sanctuary fame), called the Southern Death Cult. They were shite, too; google ’em. And if you have a spare five minutes, try to find the lyrics to their song Fatman, which are along the lines of Fat Man / Cannot See / Because He’s Fat!
…Brilliant.
Malkin’s not going to be happy when she discovers Asian Dub Foundation, either, especially if she’s forced to present her v-blog in a junglist stylee. It’ll give a whole new meaning to “ruff tune”.
For the most part, I like looking at Michelle rather than listening to her. However, she makes a valid point with this video. Jihad rap glorifies suicide bombers and the attack on 9/11.
Somehow, I remain unfazed by the deadly menace of Jihad Rap. I’m terribly sorry but I just don’t feel very threatened. Perhaps if they waved their hands in the air like they just don’t care, they would seem more alarming…?
damn humorless liberals
It’s still racist and sexist, no matter how incredibly stupid and hateful your target. Don’t be that guy and expect people to laugh. You look like a moron.
Well, unless you head over to Free Republic or LGF. They’ll applaud you every step of the way.
However, she makes a valid point with this video. Jihad rap glorifies suicide bombers and the attack on 9/11.
Which makes it totally different from, and way more reprehensible than, say, Hadji Girl.
What an annoying voice. No wonder she’s so bitterly insane, I’d go crazy if I had to hear that voice every day.
Oh-sama Been’ Fo-gotten?
RE: Michelle’s adorable skin-tight camoflage dress.
Don’t you love it when members of the 101st Flying Chicken Hawk Keyboard Brigade play dress up in military style outfits?
Personally, I look at Michelle and I can’t help thinking: She’s so fit, and she’s so patriotic, she’s not that old (I mean, really, if grandmothers are being called up to go), and she loves W and his war so much, and she hates those awful terrorists that came from Iraq (apparently straight from Saddam’s WMD factory) to bomb New York and then went right back to Iraq to fight us there so we wouldn’t have to……oh hell, why isn’t the bitch in a real uniform?
Seriously, as a veteran and a woman, I have no time for these sissy bitches who want to talk tough but would pee themselves in terror the first day of boot camp, let alone standing guard in an active war zone..
Michelle, and Ann, and the rest of the uber-bitches would rather endanger my Marine son’s life for their personal popularity than put on a uniform and really serve their country.
Michelle, do us all a favor; go get a manicure and a bikini wax and find a serviceman (or woman) on leave and f**k him, or her, for our country.
That’s all you’re good for when it comes to defending America.
Whassup with the horned hand of Satan yo?
Thers said, June 30, 2006 at 16:52
Somehow, I remain unfazed by the deadly menace of Jihad Rap. I’m terribly sorry but I just don’t feel very threatened. Perhaps if they waved their hands in the air like they just don’t care, they would seem more alarming…?
So get up get, get get down
9/11’s a joke in yo town…
:::Don’t you see how late they’re reactin’
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue, embalm the goner
They don’t care ’cause they stay paid anyway:::
grytpype – Stop getting defensive because they called you on some racist shit. Just like the last commentor said, change the target and take that act to LGF, I’m sure they’ll appreciate it there. Otherwise keep that shit to yourself, it just makes the rest of us look bad.
[…] That, apparently, was Otto Man’s reaction to this. Can’t say I disagree. […]
Malkin be so mucha overhyped beyotch, yo! I can tells ya I wanna get up in them guts, but the cost o playin that hoochie be way too high, lemme tells ya. If ya aks me, I be sayin tha atlas crazy ass beyotch is keepin it realer than malkin, who be just sorta ‘keepin it’.
Between that and the Pamela video I’m starting to hate cameras.
Word.
Hmm, Fun Da Mental’s been around since 1991. I hardly call them Jihad rap. That’s a dodge away from the issues they frequently address, the abusive foreign military and economic policies and racist leanings of many first world nations.
Michelle, that hack, doesn’t even have the lyrics from the album much less those from Cookbook DIY. Just the controversial verse that’s already been reported in a dozen different places like this one from the The Sun–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006290815,00.html–that is eerily similar to her own report.
Almost no reports on the controversy go further than quoting those few lines out of context. Here’s the part they often leave out: “Cookbook DIY has lyrics about how a suicide bomber makes his bomb. It also has a verse about how a White House scientist makes his bomb – equating the two.” (The Guardian) http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1807542,00.html.
Also from the Guardian article: “Nawaz describes the songs Che Bin Parts 1 and 2 as a discussion on resistance and terrorism. He uses the words of Bin Laden and Che Guevara to suggest that they have more in common than differences. Nawaz said he challenged anyone to disagree with the statement by Bin Laden that he uses.” And concerning Cookbook DIY: “Nawaz denies that he is condoning suicide bombers. ‘Everything to me is tragic. I don’t understand what the guys are doing. But I can feel what they’re doing.'”
By the way, Nawaz is risking prison under Britain’s anti-terrorism laws to put out the album.
Aki Nawaz is taking part in a debate about the ‘benefits of G-had; album tonight in London. Indymedia are providing a live stream if anyone is interested.
https://publish.indymedia.org.uk/en/2006/08/348556.html