Pathetic Nun Impostor Proves She Will Do Anything For Attention


ABOVE: Elizabeth Scalia,* The “Anchoress”

Shorter Sister Elizabeth Mary Magdalene Immaculata Scalia, O.C., The Anchoress
Lost: ************************** (no link to the post)**

  • Just to prove that I’m a selfish, mean-spirited, pseudo-Christian fucknozzle douchebag, let me put a Lost spoiler in the title to my post on the series finale. You fuckers who meant to watch it later on TiVo should be saying the rosary and not wasting your time watching the TeeVee.

UPDATE: Okay, I’ve now watched the series finale on my TiVo and, as it turns out, the Anchoress’s spoiler wasn’t a spoiler at all. It’s as if she revealed that Marion’s sister Lila was the real murderer in Psycho. I apologize to everyone for momentarily imagining that the Anchoress could follow a plot.


‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


*Judging from the latest photo that the “Anchoress” posted of herself, she is evidently engaged in a demented project to try to look like another crazed über-Catholic, K-Lo.

**Scalia took down the post, benignly unaware that it was too late to prevent RSS feedreaders from propagating her post title all over the Internet. I saw it in Google Reader.

 

Comments: 332

 
 
 

“…he rings my maternal bell by reminding me of my own sons…”

Ew. I no want ring bell.

 
 

Ew. I no want ring bell.

Sounds like you know what the V_R behind “rings my bell…**shudder**” is.

 
 

“Metropolitan Hilarion”? Surely some form of STD.

 
 

I was going to say, “Ahhhh. That new thread smell.”

Then I caught a whiff of the link.

 
 

I gotta ask: Is she related to Nino?

 
 

Though not a nun, she nevertheless does not enjoy sex, and would like to be abstinent.

 
 

Benedict XVI will soon create a new “pontifical council” expressly dedicated to the “new evangelization.” Not for mission countries where the congregation “de propaganda fide” is already at work. But for the countries of ancient Christian tradition that are today in danger of losing the faith…

I got that far before the odor of rotten mangoes overwhelmed me. You know why “countries of ancient Christian tradition” are losing the faith? BECAUSE YOU’RE LETTING PRIESTS GET AWAY WITH FUCKING THE CHILDREN, THAT’S WHY.

Christ, fucking “evangelizing” your old victims ain’t gonna get you any new victims…or at least I hope not.

 
 

Though not a nun, she nevertheless does not enjoy sex, and would like to be abstinent.

Not to be looksist…oh fuckit, yes I am: I’m guessing she won’t have trouble keeping that particular wish.

 
 

I don’t get it. Is LOST a liberal show?

 
 

Well, it was more a comment about her spouse not exactly being a considerate lover… though we only have DKW’s mom’s word to go by.

 
Oregon Beer Snob
 

Lost is (was) still on? Man, I’ve been out of the loop.

 
 

“…he rings my maternal bell by reminding me of my own sons…”

I’m just guessing that her chatline nym is “jocasta”.

 
 

This mean “ring my bell”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79l5M9IJrjg&feature=related

is disco.

Imagine reading, “It gave me a boner by reminding me of my daughters.” Same thing. Is this woman so slangly clueless? Does she have a euphemism disorder? Who the hell has a “maternal bell”? All the mother this, mother that, in our language, nobody talks about a “maternal bell”. We women have few enough euphemisms to describe our arousal and satisfaction without those terms being appropriated to describe motherly stuff. That’s just gross.

 
 

I don’t follow Lost, but anyone who puts a spoiler in a fucking post title is just being an asshole.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

anyone who puts a spoiler in a fucking post title is just being an asshole.

Yup.

 
 

Completely unrelated to this topic, I found this tea party lampooning channel to be quite cute:

http://www.mockthedummy.com

 
 

What’s up with the “-ess” title? Angling for popessa?

 
 

Lost: Spoiler title about a programme I couldn’t understand and neither could you, if you know what’s good for you.
Actually the pope and another guy do.
Ding Dong if you know what I mean and I think you do

 
 

I got off the boat, but I didn’t see a post about “Lost” — did she delete it?

 
 

Ding Dong if you know what I mean and I think you do

Chuck Berry does

 
 

Btw, if anyone wants to deconvert from Catholicism, as if living in a Catholic country weren’t enough, just visit St. Peter’s.

The pope tombs are kind of to be expected… but it’s not all tasteful sarcophagi and religious pilgrims. Some of the tombs are Renaissance masterpieces (commissioned by their rich & powerful families) Rather than evoking a religious feeling it is clear you are viewing the tomb of a prince … yes … because the popes for centuries were princes and the papal lands would wax and wane with wars and what cardinal’s family was in the big throne. But worse–worse than the absolutely creepy portrait of Pius XI (the “Nazi pope”–which is an oversimplification, but works here since his bronze effigy closely resembles the Nazi zombie from Hellboy)–is the fact that prominent place is given to exiled Catholic royals/politicians. It’s like walking into Mausoleum of the GOP or something (except not the real one, which had a radical past, but, say, the post Nixon one at the remove of a few centuries). The only woman buried there is not a saint but Queen Christina. SERIOUSLY!! You know, the transvestite abdicator who used to slum around Rome with her goys and her gays. Also some Stuarts are buried there. (The original “Lost Cause”.) I was already an apostate but my blood was boiling by the time I got out of there. OMGWTFF.

It’s like with major league baseball, how they drone on and on about “the love of the game” whenever they want something from the public but when they swing their weight around it’s “this is a business” (and there’s no crying in baseball). The RCC pretends to be a religion when it’s really in the religious icon/pilgrimage/tribute business. For centuries Rome got its income by basically running the RCC as a franchise, for which bishops had to pay hefty franchise fees. (For more info, read up on The Popatine’s papal seal and the meaning of the fringed tefillim-looking thing hanging from the bottom.) Not only that, but they are and were obsessed with power and got involved in politics frequently. When not sending their own private army to go assassinate some duke or other.

Oh yeah. Swiss guard. THEY ARE MERCENARY SOLDIERS YOU FUCKING MORANS. They’re the same douchebag brigade that was defending the royals in France during the Revolution. EXCUSE ME WHILE I PROJECTILE VOMIT. But their uniforms are “quaint”. SO ARE MEDIEVAL THUMBSCREWS.

It’s all so venal and disgusting. I can’t believe these believing Catholics can go there, see this shit, and just somehow block it out. Of course, I guess if you’re having a deep spiritual experience because you’re praying to JPII’s rotting bones in the Vatican basement I guess you might forget about the rest. Me, I was gawking at the preserved-in-wax-inna-glass-coffin body of my personal hero Angelo… er, John XXIII. Wow, what a way to go. (I guess he was more of a traditionalist than he’s given credit for. He was the last to wear the papal crown non-ironically.)

 
 

She’s just a garden variety loonie. Aside from the fact some people attach importance to her ravings, she really isn’t anything special.

 
 

Lost is (was) still on? Man, I’ve been out of the loop.

I was equally surprised. I’ve never seen it, but assumed that it was just Survivor with better scripting. You have to use actors, I guess, because real people want off the island after a year or so.

 
 

Oops, I mean the effigy of Pius XII. Pius XI is in the same alcove (but not his tomb, which is in the crypt with a marble effigy). Sorry if this gets confusing… looking for a damn photo and not finding one.

 
 

“You have to use actors, I guess, because real people want off the island after a year or so.”

Yeah, but Lost was filmed in Hawaii. Not so bad for a while, really. I’ve worked worse places.

 
 

yes … because the popes for centuries were princes and the papal lands would wax and wane with wars and what cardinal’s family was in the big throne.

A-yup! What sad medieval crap. The whole edifice is the last gasp of the Roman Empire, replacing physical control & brutality w/ mind control.

 
 

Benedict XVI will soon create a new “pontifical council” expressly dedicated to the “new evangelization.” Not for mission countries where the congregation “de propaganda fide” is already at work. But for the countries of ancient Christian tradition that are today in danger of losing the faith…

I went to a Christian fundamentalist church that was very heavy on missionary work once. One of the things that drove me fucking insane was their insistence on sending piles and piles of missionaries to the most heavily Christian areas in the world (South America in particular). It would have been one thing if they were just there to do charity and help people, but no, they were there for conversion. (Meanwhile, practically no one was going to China or the Middle East, though the pastor, in a fit of ego, did once claim to have personally converted the chief of the Saudi secret police).

In context, they were evangelicals trying to convert Catholics, but Catholics do the same thing. One of the reasons why they’re so soft on conservatives no matter how many Catholic teachings they trample? It’s because the South is still considered “missionary ground,” and apparently the bishops figure they’ll gain more traction down there if they don’t confront people’s politics and way of life head on. Regardless, the inter-church pissing matches are yet another indication of how little these people care about actually spreading their religion.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Anchoress? She looks more like the fooking Titanic.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I had my picture taken with the pope. No, really. See iffen I kn find a linky…

 
New England Redneck
 

America the Beautiful! Or at least we used to be until the illegal immigration epidemic. In forty years white people will be a minority in this country unless something is done about illegal immigration. The federal government acting at the behest of their one world socialist masters in the UN have turned a blind eye to this illegal invasion since the Kennedy Administration.

First, Our Nation’s borders need to be secured.

Second, the liberal strawman arguement of “anchor baby citizenship” needs to be realized as the farce that it is as the fourteenth amendment intended this birthright citizenship to be bestowed only on children born to American citizens.

Third, employers who hire illegal aliens need to be punished to the full extent of the law.

Forth, all services must be denied to illegal aliens.

Fifth, once the illegal aliens find they will no longer be afforded jobs and services most will self deport.

Sixth, those that remain will be rounded up and deported.

Seventh, English should be declared the National Language of The American Republic.

Eighth, legal immigration should be reduced to more manageable levels of around 200,000 per year. Assimilation into American society will be encouraged.

These simple common steps will effectively solve the problem. If only our politicians will uphold their oath of office and put America and American interests first.

 
 

Churches that don’t rely on collections don’t proselytize. It stands to reason that you’re going to find more converts to your Christian sect among Christians than among Buddhists, Muslems, atheists, etc—especially if they’re already paying customers.

 
 

Anchoress.

Pfft

My god could kick the shit out of her god any day of the week.

 
 

The whole edifice is the last gasp of the Roman Empire

Disagree. The last gasp of the (western) Empire was the Basilica of Maxentius & Constatine, the Diocletian Baths and Constatine’s St. Peter’s basilica (which was leveled to its foundation during the Renaissance). Constantine was such a fuckup that the western empire fell (meanwhile he and his had hied to Greek Constantinopolis). The Palatine hill was occupied by unlettered Gothic chieftains (the visitor’s guide alludes to their bizarre redecorating project in the emperor’s private theater which consisted of setting standing stones liberated from other buildings in an uneven, nay, uncertain ellipse for “reasons unknown”). Temples and civic structures alike became host to crude brick xtian shrines. In a final act of defiance, one of the very last structures built in the forum was a justice hall fronted by images of the Roman gods in a deliberate rebuke to xtians.

But oh well at least the xtians built some wacky basilicae where they could celebrate the fact that they were going to live forever. You can’t really see them today (they looked kind of Mission style) because the popes had them covered in Renaissance facades or torn down.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

As promised, the Pope and I.

 
 

PS – That New England Redneck ain’t half bad, once steamed (NOT boiled) for 30 minutes, ripped from the shell, and dipped in some nice, sweet, melted butter.

Oh, yeah.

 
 

The Privileged Call for Limited Dictatorships
Monday, May 24, 2010, 1:59 PM Elizabeth Scalia

I’ve found Allen to be a repellent individual for decades–since Manhattan, at least–so I just shrugged it off as the foghorn bleat of an over-privileged mediocrity looking for some attention.

A who? Looking for what?

The leftist party that these people support is currently in control of both houses of congress and the White House (and they are well-represented within the federal judiciary) and yet, it is not enough. The power is not pure enough, it is not invincible enough; their power is diluted because, dammit, those little people crowing about the constitution all over the internets are mucking things up!

It gets worse. Shortish:

Leftist Nazi narcissists look down their noses at us ’cause we are fat, ugly & ignorant.

Also:

Pentecost Warm & Active Mystery of Love

This Pentecost finds me thoroughly silenced, in both physical and virtual voice; I have a sore throat, swollen glands, plugged up ears, and every folk remedy of the family at my service, but still I can’t talk above a whisper – plus the arthritis in my hands is also flaring, making it difficult to type.

Hey, I can take a hint. I know when I’m being called to quietness; I know when I’m being to “shut up, just shut up, shhhh…just listen.”

All I feel this Pentecost – readings and songs and whoosh of wind; crackle of fire, thunder of love that is reality and ever-rolling, ever-encompassing, ever-alive, well, I can’t say it. But this makes me feel it.

 
New England Redneck
 

Oh and leftys, a Republican won a federal election for the U.S House of Representatives in Hawaii, in the same district that Obama was supposedly born. Hawaii is another deep blue state in which a Republican has won a federal election. Looks to me as though you socialist pricks are going down.

 
New England Redneck
 

Oh and leftys, the Salvadoran gardener I take it in the ass from every night is exempted, obviously.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Looks to me as though you socialist pricks are going down my throat.

Fixxored for justice.

 
 

Also that chick in The Crying Game IS A GUY!

 
New England Redneck
 

“Also, that chick in The Crying Game IS A GUY!”
Oh YEAH, libs? Then how come that scene always gives me a boner? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 
 

Churches that don’t rely on collections don’t proselytize.

OR they rely on tithes and have a captive population. Cf many Jewish congregations (don’t feel comfortable/welcome in other communities), various communities in exile (like Sikhs or Jains in Chicago), etc.

Religion is all one big cycle. As the adherents to a particular sect become more prosperous and educated they start to view their religion with a gimlet eye, it becomes more ceremonial in nature, more genteel … it goes from wild-eyed evangelization to a sleepy support group for gray hairs. Cf. Wesleyans then vs. Wesleyans today. Or the evangelical fervor of your typical Anglican church. Or, hell, the Masons. (They’re so broke they have to sell their buildings. Not technically a church but they did kind of outlive their purpose.)

Eventually the church becomes completely irrelevant. Every generation you have directionless young people who for various reasons (psychological defect, absent parenting, dropping too much acid) have a terrible need to go back to Mistress Slapbottom’s School for Wicked Girls and be told how and when to wipe their asses. Bottom feeders known as cult leaders and their adherents prey on these divine morons in order to get themselves EZ pussy/young boy ass and unholy piles of money. & free labor. & free assassins. You get the picture. The cult is like a franchise, soon it passes on to generation two. They have less need for ultimate power but still have a certain degree of sexual deviance and of course a hellish appetite for money. Their marks aren’t quite as mental as the culties but they want a “structured” life and think their children will benefit from an authoritarian house. And so on and so forth until success, education, and sanity move the congregation further and further away from the loony fringe and into Anglican stodginess. And so the circle continues.

 
 

I have a sore throat, swollen glands, plugged up ears, and every folk remedy of the family at my service, but still I can’t talk above a whisper – plus the arthritis in my hands is also flaring, making it difficult to type.

Nasty case of thrush and RSI from all those back-alley handjobs you gave while messed up on coke and speed?

 
 

Hey, I can take a hint. I know when I’m being called to quietness; I know when I’m being to “shut up, just shut up, shhhh…just listen.”

And yet you wrote this column.

I wonder if this woman treats the men in her life the way she treats God.

 
 

As promised, the Pope and I.

Good thing you labeled it, because I couldn’t tell which is which.

 
 

If this porker were an anchoress, she would shut the fuck up.

 
 

Yeah, Democrats are such a dictatorial party that they let two Democrats run in a race so that the Republican candidate wins with 40% of the vote. Damn you Democrats! shakes fist

 
 

These simple common steps will effectively solve the problem.

I bet there were originally 10 steps, but he ran out of fingers.

 
 

That is one spooky statue of Pope P-12.

 
New England Redneck
 

The left and so called “respectable conservatives” see nothing wrong with the destruction of Our American Culture and the second class treatment of white people. Their enthusiasm for illegal immigration and demonization of American Nationalism is disturbing to say the least. Since when is being a Nationalist something immoral? Without nationalism we would have no Nation and no patriots. Our Nation is part of the European family of Nations, our culture and our way of life is what made America the greatest nation in history. Political correctness is running rampant in this country. Political correctness is the downfall of civilization. When a people and a nation become self hating and apologistic about their history and culture that people and that nation will cease to be great and indeed will cease to be anything but a laughing stock to our enemies.

 
 

Though not a nun, she nevertheless does not enjoy sex, and would like to be abstinent.

Must be difficult, being so comely and all. She is a handsome woman.

 
 

New England Redneck said,
May 25, 2010 at 5:38

Another suburban family morning
A redneck screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our Rice Krispies
We can’t hear anything at all…

 
 

The left and so called “respectable conservatives” see nothing wrong with the destruction of Our American Culture and the second class treatment of white people.

Well it’s a damn good thing you aren’t respectable, huh?

When a people and a nation become self hating and apologistic about their history and culture that people and that nation will cease to be great and indeed will cease to be anything but a laughing stock to our enemies.

I know, right? Humility and pacifism is TOTALLY what took down the Roman Empire.

 
 

N.E. Redneck Clam in 1980.

Wow. Just fucking wow. I can’t believe that video even exists!

Thanks, M!

 
 

The Threadbusta returns!! WOOHOO!

 
 

Hello?

 
ferrets of fear !!
 

The left and so called “respectable conservatives” see nothing wrong with the destruction of Our American Culture and the second class treatment of white people.

you say that like its a bad thing, give america back to the natives….. the real natives, and none of yer white boy crap

 
ferrets of fear !!
 

FYWP, and fake troll, italic tag fail

 
St. Kid from Kounty Meath
 

I assume the troll meant for its nym to be “New England Red Man”; if not, it can take its pasty ass back to Southampton. Sorry, Charlie, you don’t get to feel superior to Latinos just because your great-grandwhateverthefuck took advantage of there being no such goddamn thing as illegal immigration.

 
 

When a people and a nation become self hating and apologistic about their history and culture that people and that nation will cease to be great and indeed will cease to be anything but a laughing stock to our enemies.

Unfortunately, things are pretty much the opposite from what you’re describing (a good rule of thumb when listening to a conservative argument). We as a country have become so insular, self-congratulating and unable to hear any criticism that a President can’t even point out something as patently obvious as “hey, we kinda fucked up here and here” without being called an apologist who by that one statement is going to completely destroy America.

(Hint; when a military intervention whose necessity was built on a lie causes the deaths of one million people – a lowball estimate, since it only takes the dead into account, not the crippled, the injured, those whose jobs or ability to make a living were destroyed by the war, the internally and externally displaced and the people who’ve had their families torn apart – whether or not “an apology” is warranted, though it’s not even close to being sufficient, is a complete no-brainer. At least it is to anyone with anything remotely resembling a conscience and a sense of responsibility).

 
 

tsam, from The Decline of Western Civilization.

Dunno if it’s on DVD or otherwise available.

 
New England Redneck
 

‘I know, right? Humility and pacifism is TOTALLY what took down the Roman Empire.’

It is what destroyed modern Western Europe with their socialist european union, below replacement level birth rates, apathy towards Christianity while embracing multicultruralism and immigrants from the middle east, and their lack of willingness to fight even in a just war.

God forbid that this fate should ever become of America!

 
St. Kid from Kounty Meath
 

“below replacement level birth rates,”
Let the record show that the troll is terrified that Europeans don’t fuck enough. The troll doesn’t get out much.

 
St. Kid from Kounty Meath
 

Also:
“God forbid that this fate should ever become of America!”
Go back where you fuckin’ came from, because that sure as shit wasn’t written by anyone who speaks English.

 
 

It is what destroyed modern Western Europe with their socialist european union

Um, what? You’re pretty stupid, buddy. I assume you can read (unless your mom is taking dictation for you). Grab your local phone book, and look up L I B R A R Y. They keep lots and lots of history books there.

Now DON’T go to the children’s section for history books. That’s the history you keep quoting here. That’s bad. It’s set up for for 1st and 2nd graders.

Seriously, doofus. Read a book. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Validation from other mentally deficient bulletheads doesn’t make you right, either.

Please stop POOPing all over the floor.

 
 

@ New England Redneck:

Don’t you ever get tired of being so afraid and angry? Do you want to spend the rest of your life quivering in a pool of your own urine, waiting for Obama to come haul you off to a FEMA death panel camp socialist islam?

Why do you people insist on scaring the shit out of yourselves with all of these lies? Not a SINGLE allegation you’ve shat yourself over is even remotely true. It seems like it would be exhausting to live in fear of anyone who isn’t just like you. Maybe that’s how you like it, but all of your aimless, stupid rants only prove that you’re just a dumbfuck psychotic racist little bitch.

Take control of your mind. Stop calling yourself a redneck as if that is worthy of pride. Open your heart and mind and be an American.

 
 

What “just war” might that be? BushCo’s “Friends and Family Profit Sharing Plan” in Iraq? The military-industrial price-support march into Afghanistan? The war on democracy that is packaged as the War On Terror ( I know they tried to re-brand it, but some names stick)?

Some negative population growth is just what we need, but it ain’t gonna be fun. I pity the breeders of the world; their children are going to know hell on earth. Global climate disaster is just the beginning.

 
 

As promised, the Pope and I.
Good thing you labeled it, because I couldn’t tell which is which.

Identical twins separated at birth!

 
 

What “just war” might that be?

That would be any war that reduces the population of brown people, so that whitey, despite his alleged declining birth rate in Europe, can keep up with the hordes of muslims that are trying kill us obman socalis1 OMFG oh shit i crapped myself! mmm…digested pork rinds.

 
 

It would make a heartwarming Disney film. The Pope and PeeJ Pupienus Maximus take advantage of their similarity to change places so each can see how the other one lives.

 
New England Redneck
 

I’m afraid of brown people. There, I said it.

Whenever I hear somebody speaking Spanish in public I suffer a panic attack and lose control of my bowels. It’s gotten so bad lately that I can only wear brown pants when I go out. Liberals are to blame.

 
St. Kid from Kounty Meath
 

BROWN pants? ZOMG are you sure they haven’t made you one of them?!!!! You should always go out in public pantsless just to be sure.
(I know I’m addressing the parody version, but it’s not as though anything the parody version said anything untrue of the “real” one.)

 
St. Kid from Kounty Meath
 

Too many “anythings”. FYWP.

 
New England Redneck
 

If God had wanted us to speak Spanish he wouldn’t have written the Bible in English.

 
 

destroyed modern Western Europe

It lies in smoking ruins even as we type.

 
 

Guess you guys missed Troofie’s greasy, Cheeto-scented taint more than I thought. Kinda tragic, really.

 
 

It lies in smoking ruins even as we type.

Especially Amsterdam.

 
Jules Winnfield
 

Hash is legal there, right?

 
 

Gawd a-mighty, Sub’s WATB links to a (The WATB’s?) FB group for “Conservatives “Un-Friended” by a Liberal for Political Opinions,”which has a fucking picture of Lenny Bruce on it!!

Are there no laws?

IS THERE NO DECENCY?

(Stupid question. Sorry. Didn’t mean to shout.)

 
 

So shouty I forgot to link the abomination.

 
 

First they unfriended Steven Baldwin, but I was not Steven Baldwin so I said nothing.
Then they unfriended Chuck Norris . . .

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=122238941127462&ref=ts

Also, keeping blacks from lunch counters = Free Speach
Unfriending a right wing twat = FASCISM!

 
 

I guess he thinks you can’t be an elitist if you have really bad taste.

http://gawker.com/5482793/rush-limbaughs-gaudy-fifth-avenue-penthouse-is-now-for-sale

 
 

Rush link has photos that will make your eyes bleed.

 
 

Though not a nun, she nevertheless does not enjoy sex, and would like to be abstinent.

More than glad to respect her wishes by not hitting that.

Rush link has photos that will make your eyes bleed.

Truly a man of the people! The people who have a chandalier in their bathroom, that is.

Kind of awesome that this is the abode of a fat fuck who makes his millions calling others “elitists” – sort of like David Duke concern-trolling about anti-Semitism. His bedroom would make a pimp blush.

 
 

It’s not enough that Rush make my ears bleed … Huh? Oh, oh, I see …

 
 

Identical twins separated at birth!

Even the concept of fraternal twins separated at birth gives me the shivers.

 
 

Oh, I keep getting them confused. Frank Turek is Clownhall’s Assistant Chaplin Radar, right?

 
 

Our Nation is part of the European family of Nations

And so is Mexico.

 
 

below replacement level birth rates

Let’s see:

Top countries by birthrate (births per 1000)

1 Niger 51.60
2 Mali 49.15
3 Uganda 47.84
4 Afghanistan 45.46
5 Sierra Leone 44.73

Countries with low birthrates

183 Taiwan 8.99
185 South Korea 8.93
188 Singapore 8.82

Don’t really see the correlation here. I think I’d take Singapore over Uganda any day of the week.

 
 

That Anchoress could stop an ocean liner in the length of a football field.

 
 

Brandi said,
May 25, 2010 at 7:01

Guess you guys missed Troofie’s greasy, Cheeto-scented taint more than I thought. Kinda tragic, really.

have you considered that maybe it’s you that they miss?

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Not-famous comedian unfriended by famous comedian FOR BEING CONSERVATIVE!!!

He also suggests that Ellen DeGeneres turned fake-gay to parlay her sitcom failure into talk show success.

 
 

Are you saying that pretending to be sexually successful with women is the secret to talk show success?
I’m asking for a friend.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Are you saying that pretending to be sexually successful with women is the secret to talk show success?

Would that it were I saying so. Sadly, this assertion comes from a guy who pitches a full-blown victim hissy about being de-friended by Elaine Boosler. So take it for what it’s worth.

 
Ted the Slacker
 

Talking of nun impostors, this came through early this morning:

That pill alone was not the poison that made a mess between men and women, but it sure was a contributing factor.

That’s K-Lo, obviously, sad as usual because people have sex.

 
 

Anchoress told me that Bruce Willis? In the Sixth Sense?

He’s really an alien!!!

 
 

“That pill alone was not the poison that made a mess between men and women, but it sure was a contributing factor.” K-Lo

Is there a “mess” between men and women?

There has been a mess between me and women a few times, but that’s usually because I have no control.

 
 

The Anchoress told me that Brad Pitt? In Seven?

It turned out that Ed Norton was entirely imaginary!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

have you considered that maybe it’s you that they miss?

Okay, I confess. I am New England Redneck. I missed Brandi’s concern trolling about people trolling the troll so much that I brought Troofie back.

Is there a “mess” between men and women?

She says that like it’s a bad thing…

And, if anything, I would think the pill would decrease the “mess” between men and women. At least, it could all be contained in, um, a smaller space without fear of pregnancy.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

The Anchoress told me that Brad Pitt? In Seven?

It turned out that Ed Norton was entirely imaginary!

Also, too? Bruce Willis was DEAD.

 
 

I take the fact that no one here in comments seems inclined to re-track the thread onto Lost to mean that no one else really understood the finale either.

 
 

And yes, that was weird sentence structure.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I take the fact that no one here in comments seems inclined to re-track the thread onto Lost to mean that no one else really understood the finale either.

I’d like to think it’s because everyone is nice enough here to avoid spoilers, because I haven’t seen it yet. And/or they don’t want to put up with my fucking whining.

 
 

Re: the photo

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 
 

I don’t get it. Is LOST a liberal show?

Based on her version of the spoiler…*glances at T&U*….this might be better explained in email. With etchings.

 
 

It is what destroyed modern Western Europe with their socialist european union

Funny. Apart from Greece, their economy is ticking along while us “free *koffkoff* marketeers” are struggling to pay the mortgage.

You sure you read the newspapers, chump?

 
 

Guess you guys missed Troofie’s greasy, Cheeto-scented taint more than I thought. Kinda tragic, really.

Nah. We just like your panty-twisted bluenosed lectures, dear.

 
 

Is there a “mess” between men and women?

A gentleman volunteers to sleep on the wet spot, so its really under him.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Based on her version of the spoiler…*glances at T&U*….this might be better explained in email.

Thanks for being nice!

Re: the photo

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Or, you know, refusing to put up with my fucking whining.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Jonah calls out Tom for being a big dummy.

If I gave a shit, I’d be compelled to defend Tom Friedman.

 
 

Jonah calls out Tom for being a big dummy.

I wonder who sleeps on the wetspot between Jonah and his mom?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I wonder who sleeps on the wetspot between Jonah and his mom?

I hate you.

 
 

Our goal is the reunification of the Pan Islamic homeland which stretches from West Africa to Indonesia into one Nation State an Proletarian Islamic Socialist Superstate and Caliphate.

Well okay then.

 
 

If I gave a shit, I’d be compelled to defend Tom Friedman.

I don’t think you have to take sides on that one.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I don’t think you have to take sides on that one.

I suppose it is like two retarded (sorta satire) 10-year-olds fighting over a Little Debbie snack cake.

 
 

Proletarian Islamic Socialist Superstate

The PISS?

Really?

And no one gets the joke?

 
 

…Jonah calls out Tom for being a big dummy…

Man, Friedman vs. Goldberg before I’ve had coffee. It’s just like Chomsky vs. Foucault or maybe Foucault vs. Chomsky, or Zizek vs. Butler, or Mailer vs. Vidal! Oh, it’s a big as suboptimal China, no, wait, it’s as big as “all humans can ever, ever do”! And if you click on Jonah’s links, dang, it turns out: 1. to involve Dostoevsky, and 2. Thomas Friedman is a Liberal Fascist. I need an exclamation point here, thank you! Make it two!! Oh, wait, the short version: ! vs. !

Actual words actually written by Goldberg: “Thus Plato’s noble lie is resuscitated in a pas de deux of flimflammery. The diagnosis might be fake, but the cure will still fix your lumbago, whiten your teeth, and give your horse a shiny coat.”

Unless the SadlyNo labs have recently concocted a small black bottle with a big cork and two big white exclamation points on the label, I’d leave this alone.

Now, coffee. By the time I get back, this world of pax de deux of flimflammeries had better be gone or I’m gonna superglue my ocelot to my upper lip and resuscitate Taibbi long enough to fix my lumbago, whiten my teeth, and give my whores a shiny coat. So there.

 
 

Thus Plato’s noble lie is resuscitated in a pas de deux of flimflammery

He should stop channeling George Will and start channeling Curious George. He makes more sense when he does that.

 
 

More Actual Words Actually Written By Jonah :

…A few years ago, during the worst part of the Iraq war, I wrote a column saying that Iraq needed a Pinochet type to bring order to Iraq and help develop democratic and liberal institutions. To this day, I get vicious hate mail from liberal and leftist readers for my “pro-dictator” stance. Meanwhile, Thomas Friedman, golden boy of the NYT op-ed page, is writing love-letters to dictatorships because they have the foresight to invest in electric batteries and waterless toilets or something. It looks like there’s reason to hope I was wrong about Iraq (I certainly hope I was). But at least I favored a dictatorship of sorts — for another country! — because I thought it would lead to a liberal democracy…

Aw, Jonah’s pouting because Tommy luvs him some Mao but Jonah’s forced to stay in the closet with his Pinochet lust.

 
 

But at least I favored a dictatorship of sorts — for another country! — because I thought it would lead to a liberal democracy…

Um. What?

He does realize that tyranny begets more tyranny, right? Maybe eventually you can have a revolution, but many many many people will die and suffer before that happens.

Also, you can’t impose a government from outside, you fucking moron. Those are never stable. Just ask the Shah.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I love how every Republican experiment in social media ends in abject failure. It’s one of my favorite things about them.

 
 

“Jonah’s forced to stay in the closet with his Pinochet lust.”

VPR

 
 

“TruculentandUnreliable said,
May 25, 2010 at 16:03

I love how every Republican experiment in social media ends in abject failure. It’s one of my favorite things about them.”

it’s endearing!!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

More Actual Words Actually Written By Jonah :

Could someone please translate this into non-Idiotese for me? I haven’t really had enough coffee yet to be arsed to try.

So, like, who’s this hippie dictator that Friedman’s writing letters to?

 
 

VS, you got hotmail.

 
 

Okay, I confess. I am New England Redneck. I missed Brandi’s concern trolling about people trolling the troll so much that I brought Troofie back.

You…you…you made me mad.

 
 

I love how every Republican experiment in social media ends in abject failure. It’s one of my favorite things about them.

But they’re like hip hop. How can that fail?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Dictators always establish liberal democracies. It’s what they’re all about.

 
 

But at least I favored a dictatorship of sorts — for another country! — because I thought it would lead to a liberal democracy…

What. the. fuck? Oh wait–I know where he’s going with that. See Iraq used to have a scumbag strongarm dictator. He made a very nice weapons depot for fight a proxy war. Less expensive way to test out our bonerific chemical weapons. These things never come back to haunt us. Terrific idea, Joanie!

 
 

actor sent me email–no nightmare-inducing etchings included!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

So, very, very tangentially related to my already off-topic statements:

Let’s say that you’re someone with a decent Twitter presence who is working on starting a blog, and you would like to exploit that presence in order to increase readership for said blog. However, you have family members who follow you on Twitter, and you may decide to discuss issues/link to websites regarding a few things you’d rather not be “out” about with them. You haven’t really decided one way or another, but you’d like to keep the door open to any discussions you want to have. Other than traveling back in time and creating an alter-ego, what do you do?

I’m asking for a friend, by the way.

 
 

Travel back in time and create an alter ego. Its really your best bet.

 
Ted the Slacker
 

Friedman v Goldberg, I’d pay to skip that.

– Take that, liberal fascist.
– Don’t you dare mix metaphors, you oedipal buttboy
– That doesn’t make sense.
– In six months it will
– You know who also said “in six months it will”?
– Your mom?
– Hitler.
– I once rode in a cab driven by a guy called hitler.
– That’s central to my point.
– Have you followed what I said so far?
– No. Ooh look, a Star Wars game.
– I’m so gonna start a revolution of the mega-rich because we need the world to change.
– I got an email from a reader.
– Email? Hah, in China email is so passe. That’s French for surrender.
– That’s the only word they know! LOL!!!
– Ha ha, you’re so funny. Wanna swap facial hair?

 
 

We need to go back to Reagans “Starwars” plan asap!

From T&U’s link; Troll on the loose!

Hilarious.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Dictators always establish liberal democracies. It’s what they’re all about.

Also, too, ignorance is totally strength.

 
 

Let’s say that you’re someone with a decent Twitter presence who is working on starting a blog

Stop there. Blogging is a massive amount of work fit only for those with Herculean stamina and strength and the riches of Midas to go to tech support.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Travel back in time and create an alter ego. Its really your best bet.

I said I was asking for a friend!

So, how would I my friend acquire a time machine in the first place?

Blogging is a massive amount of work fit only for those with Herculean stamina and strength and the riches of Midas to go to tech support.

Or, you know, some bored asshole with a WordPress account.

 
 

Couple things deserve commentary here;

Actual words actually written by Goldberg: “Thus Plato’s noble lie is resuscitated in a pas de deux of flimflammery. The diagnosis might be fake, but the cure will still fix your lumbago, whiten your teeth, and give your horse a shiny coat.”

Hmm, yes! And a conservative should know all about noble lies (http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/30445.html);

I frankly don’t know if every statistic in Goldwater’s Conscience of a Conservative was correct or not. Nor do I know if every statistic or number in Reagan’s A Time For Choosing speech in 1964 was correct. I DON’T CARE. I know the facts were in the ballpark, and more importantly, the principles were timeless and correct.

Second, this;

…A few years ago, during the worst part of the Iraq war, I wrote a column saying that Iraq needed a Pinochet type to bring order to Iraq and help develop democratic and liberal institutions. To this day, I get vicious hate mail from liberal and leftist readers for my “pro-dictator” stance. Meanwhile, Thomas Friedman, golden boy of the NYT op-ed page, is writing love-letters to dictatorships because they have the foresight to invest in electric batteries and waterless toilets or something. It looks like there’s reason to hope I was wrong about Iraq (I certainly hope I was). But at least I favored a dictatorship of sorts — for another country! — because I thought it would lead to a liberal democracy…

I fucking love how as loud as they’ll squeal about “social engineering” when it’s something as simple as guaranteeing health care for every American, they suddenly become all for it when it’s in another country, where the stupid masses just don’t know what’s best for them. It’s the reason you still have so many of them pontificating about how much “good” colonialism did, never mind whether they had a right to do it.

The world is their country club, as far as they’re concerned. Yes yes, we’ve got all these wonderful ideals and values and principles, but at the end of the day, they’re only meant for a very small group of individuals. No one else really deserves it.

(What that group is, exactly, depends on where you are on the conservative scale. Most conservatives see it as “Real America” vs the world, but for their masters on Wall Street, “Real America” is just as much a part of the weak masses as everyone else).

 
 

There may be fun to be had with this.

Translation: “The Democrats are the cause of all problems and…huh? What? No; we weren’t in power from 2000-2008. Really, it wasn’t us; it was…someone else. Honest.”

If people are that forgetful/stupid, well maybe they deserve their fate.

 
 

Other than traveling back in time and creating an alter-ego, what do you do?

Travel back in time and kill your grandfather. Serves him right.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I like the time machine option. Failing that, your best bet is to step out of the fucking closet. Stop pretending you are not who you are. There is a weath of anecdotal evidence attesting to the merits of doing so.

 
 

Start the blog. Set up a new Twitter account, and select those you want to invite.

I mean, your friend. Whatever you do don’t friend yourself. I mean, let her friend herself.

 
 

no nightmare-inducing etchings included!

I told you! I was on my iPhone, and offered to scratch the screen!

 
 

Whatever you do don’t friend yourself.

Not unless your webcam is running.

 
 

Failing that, your best bet is to step out of the fucking closet. Stop pretending you are not who you are. There is a weath of anecdotal evidence attesting to the merits of doing so.
What if who she really is, is really unpleasant and she is doing the world at large a favor by pretending to not be that person?

 
 

I frankly don’t know if every statistic in Goldwater’s Conscience of a Conservative was correct or not. Nor do I know if every statistic or number in Reagan’s A Time For Choosing speech in 1964 was correct. I DON’T CARE

Somewhat shorter (insert any conservative here)
I KNOW these guys were pretty much full of shit. I DONT CARE. So nyah. If other people have money, I don’t feel as rich. Not feeling so rich makes me chafe. If everyone can afford rentboys, then I’ll never get that appointment with my favorite succulent, mocha skinned…. Why don’t you all see that?

 
 

Stop pretending you are not who you are. There is a weath of anecdotal evidence attesting to the merits of doing so.

Pup, you’ve clearly never been cyberstalked.

 
 

Translation: “The Democrats are the cause of all problems and…huh? What? No; we weren’t in power from 2000-2008. Really, it wasn’t us; it was…someone else. Honest.”

Alternate translation: Bush was a democrat!

 
 

you’ve clearly never been cyberstalked.

I’ve been cyberstalked and I’ve been cyber seeded-and-stemmed. Both were unpleasant.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Travel back in time and kill your grandfather. Serves him right.

For what? Bringing about my existence? I’m hurt.

Failing that, your best bet is to step out of the fucking closet. Stop pretending you are not who you are. There is a weath of anecdotal evidence attesting to the merits of doing so.

*sigh* I know. But I’m also not the only person involved.

 
 

my favorite succulent, mocha skinned….

The only words that I can think of to fill that ominous ellipses void are “easter bunny.”

 
 

I’ve been cyberstalked and I’ve been cyber seeded-and-stemmed. Both were unpleasant.

The cyberhash is a more potent buzz.

 
 

my favorite succulent, mocha skinned….

The only words that I can think of to fill that ominous ellipses void are “easter bunny.”

Really? Cuz Beyonce sprang to mind.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Pup, you’ve clearly never been cyberstalked.

Well, yeah, there’s this, too. People who don’t know me personally could track me down fairly easily through my Twitter account if they wanted to.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Er, I mean, my friend.

 
 

People who don’t know me personally could track me down fairly easily through my Twitter account if they wanted to

Yea, but you’re not pissing people off on Twitter by your own admission.

I mean, she isn’t.

By the way, what’s your Twitter account and….what are you wearing?

 
 

Failing that, your best bet is to step out of the fucking closet. Stop pretending you are not who you are. There is a weath of anecdotal evidence attesting to the merits of doing so.

There are, but being forced out before a person is ready has anecdotally been shown to be devastating. If this person goes forward with this, he/she will need to come to terms with the fact that being outed could be the result. Others involved should be brought on board ahead of time and given some say in the decision.

 
 

my favorite succulent, mocha skinned….

The only words that I can think of to fill that ominous ellipses void are “easter bunny.”

Whoa–that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Yea, but you’re not pissing people off on Twitter by your own admission.

Well, I am, but not people I care about.

By the way, what’s your Twitter account and….

I thought you hated Twitter!

what are you wearing?

If you followed me on Twitter, you’d know… (Not really. I’m not quite *that* inane).

 
 

Chris said: I went to a Christian fundamentalist church that was very heavy on missionary work once. One of the things that drove me fucking insane was their insistence on sending piles and piles of missionaries to the most heavily Christian areas in the world (South America in particular). It would have been one thing if they were just there to do charity and help people, but no, they were there for conversion.


I lived in Latin America a number of years and was puzzled by this, but now I honestly think a good part of the reason is simply that Spanish and Portuguese are a lot easier to learn than Chinese or Japanese. My personal favorite story, which I swear is true: I met a missionary once whose previous posting had been in the south of France. Tough duty, that. I have relatives who are missionaries. Although it has its drawbacks, they actually have a lifestyle in the 3rd-world country they work in that is considerably more comfortable materially than they had in the US.

 
 

I thought you hated Twitter!

I do. It’s for twits.

Well, except in *your* case, of course…

 
 

I lived in Latin America a number of years and was puzzled by this, but now I honestly think a good part of the reason is simply that Spanish and Portuguese are a lot easier to learn than Chinese or Japanese.

Wow, I never even thought of that – but great point.

Tough duty, that. I have relatives who are missionaries. Although it has its drawbacks, they actually have a lifestyle in the 3rd-world country they work in that is considerably more comfortable materially than they had in the US.

And considerably more comfortable than that of most of their congregants, I imagine?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I do. It’s for twits.

Well, except in *your* case, of course…

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Well, if you ever do decide to join the 21st century, AND promise not to cyberstalk me, I’m @truculent.

 
 

There may be fun to be had with this.

The Repugs have no real platform at this point (except, “no!”). Soooo they are asking the pipple to give them idears to consider.

I mean, if they got enough people asking for abolishing all the evil Departments (Ed, SS, HHS, etc), would they actually make that their platform?

What else? Think, pipple!

 
 

Well, if you ever do decide to join the 21st century

You got an iPad?

Then shut up. 🙂

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

What if who she really is, is really unpleasant and she is doing the world at large a favor by pretending to not be that person?

In that case, the individual in question should just STFU completely.

 
 

What else? Think, pipple!

Sparkleponies. We have a sparklepony gap.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

What else? Think, pipple!

Privatizing the post office?

 
 

What else? Think, pipple!

Privatize the interstate highway system, and allow the operators to impose tolls.

 
 

The Repugs have no real platform at this point (except, “no!”). Soooo they are asking the pipple to give them idears to consider.

Idea 1: Continue to make up scary bedtime stories for stupid people, and see just how far that gets you. (Been reasonably effective so far, notwithstanding the unintended consequences such as people getting shot)

Idea 2: Admit you’re fucking dumb and stop sucking corporate PENIS all day long. This would be good advice for democrats as well.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

You got an iPad?

Then shut up. 🙂

I don’t buy anything that hasn’t been approved by St. Cory Doctorow.

 
 

What else? Think, pipple!

Bomb Iran.

 
 

Rush’s place: Serious old queen vibe there. Liberace would blush. Srsly.

 
 

Here is an idea so bad only a republican could love it: Privatize the IRS.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Re: the photo

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That made me laugh because at first I thought that dark line behind her was a major cowlick.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Oooh! Ooh! I know! Stop corn subsidies, causing the price of Cheetos to increase 500%!

 
 

Sparkleponies. We have a sparklepony gap.

That’s why we invaded Iraq, right? To get Saddam’s SPMDs.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

actor212 said,

Pup, you’ve clearly never been cyberstalked.

Are you offering?

 
 

I don’t buy anything that hasn’t been approved by St. Cory Doctorow.

That Luddite?

 
 

Are you offering?

Tempting, but no.

 
 

and you may decide to discuss issues/link to websites regarding a few things you’d rather not be “out” about with them

Oh, T&U… Is the world really ready for your adventures on the Furry/Swingers circuit?

I mean, your friend’s adventures?

 
 

A gentleman volunteers to sleep on the wet spot, so its really under him.

Actor,

You are gay!

 
 

I wonder who sleeps on the wetspot between Jonah and his mom?

Jonah’s brother, the failed tour guide??

 
 

Here is an idea so bad only a republican could love it: Privatize the IRS.

Tax farming!

 
 

Today I saw a bumper sticker that said “Jesus is the Answer”. As a Jew, all I could muster in response is “nu? what’s the question?”

I’m sure basketball fans of a certain age and ilk would dispute that Jesus is “the Answer”

 
 

You are gay!

Just used to the candida infection.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Oh, T&U… Is the world really ready for your adventures on the Furry/Swingers circuit?

I mean, your friend’s adventures?

For the last time, I am NOT DKW’s mom!

 
 

Oh, oh? Repeal a woman’s right to vote! That would help advance the Reps into the election cycle. And franchise oxygen. To the highest bidder. And sunlight.

 
 

Jonah’s brother, the failed tour guide??

I never thought I could ever say this, but….

Ew.

 
 

As a Jew, all I could muster in response is “nu? what’s the question?”

Who ushered in 2000 years of Jew hatin’?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

That Luddite?

Heeeeeeey! You’re the Luddite!

(Yeah, I got nothin’.)

 
 

A Constitutional amendment to make English the official language of the United States.

 
 

If you followed me on Twitter, you’d know…

Where do I sign up?! Will I learn when you are thinking about breakfast? When you are done watch American Idol? That there is a bird outside your window? That you think mean people suck, an enlightment acheived when someone took your parking place at Wal-mart?

Tell me tell me tell me!!!

BTW, everyone owes it to themselves to click through to vacuumslayers website, she is very talented. Or perhaps just a fan of someone else very talented, lol.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Oh, oh? Repeal a woman’s right to vote! That would help advance the Reps into the election cycle.

Yes! And make literacy tests a requirement to vote!

Wait……that may not help them after all…

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Lotsa comedy at that whacko suggestion box. Fer xample:

Politicians must be HARANGUED into considering this option. Rep John Linder is retiring this yr but hope he will increase his push for the FAIR TAX. if Rush would get on board, we could DO IT.

Help us, Rush! Hellllp! YAY he’s coming on board….wait….aighghgh *burble*

 
 

(Yeah, I got nothin’.)

You can’t go wrong with “yeah, but your face is stupid!” That wins everytime!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Will I learn when you are thinking about breakfast? When you are done watch American Idol? That there is a bird outside your window? That you think mean people suck, an enlightment acheived when someone took your parking place at Wal-mart?

Yes. No. No. Yes. Also, you can harass Andrew Breitbart AND learn about Balloon Boy long before the general public.

 
 

Oh, oh? Repeal a woman’s right to vote! That would help advance the Reps into the election cycle. And franchise oxygen. To the highest bidder. And sunlight.

I got better; a PJTV commenter who believed that American citizens living overseas, because the bastards thought they were too good for America, shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

While he recognized that this would fuck over the entire United States military of which he himself (he claimed) was a part, he said he’d gladly give up his right to vote if he knew the mostly liberal civilians living overseas were denied the right to vote also.

 
 

he said he’d gladly give up his right to vote if he knew the mostly liberal civilians living overseas were denied the right to vote also.

OK, that one is so full of win, it’s not even funny.

And by “win” I mean teh crazy.

 
 

A Constitutional amendment to make English the official language of the United States.

The lord’s prayer before every event. A 90-foot high wall along the entire boarder with Mexico. Local prisons-in neighborhoods. Removing labels from food. Etc.

 
 

Sigh… why do you hate birds, T&U?

The rest sounds good though! Especially the furry-swingers stuff you mentioned.

 
 

“border” Really, I thought it.

 
 

Guns for everyone! To go with the sparklepony!

 
 

Chris said

Unfortunately, things are pretty much the opposite from what you’re describing (a good rule of thumb when listening to a conservative argument). We as a country have become so insular, self-congratulating and unable to hear any criticism

Wow. Exactly. Also, “American Exceptionalism.” And Dunning-Kruger. Too.

 
 

let’s propose every tea baggers REAL wet dream, outlaw the Democratic Party and any other party besides the Repuks and the Libertarians.

 
 

let’s propose every tea baggers REAL wet dream

Clone Texas forty nine times.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

why do you hate birds, T&U?

I don’t. I just can’t see any. Instead, I complain about the weird lady with a smoker’s cough who talks loudly about how hot her poolboy is.

The rest sounds good though! Especially the furry-swingers stuff you mentioned.

I didn’t mention furry-swinging! I’m pretty sure that sprung* from your fevered imagination!

*VER

 
 

Clone Texas forty nine times.

49? We already have Alaska, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina, Arkansas and Arizona….

 
 

While he recognized that this would fuck over the entire United States military of which he himself (he claimed) was a part, he said he’d gladly give up his right to vote if he knew the mostly liberal civilians living overseas were denied the right to vote also.

SuperGenius! Plenty of R votes in the military, and I could be talking out my ass, but I’m pretty sure military members far outnumber citizens living abroad.

A huge number of those citizens living abroad work for the US government and US corporations.

Conservatives are fucking dumb.

 
 

NE Redneck (ie, CLINTON, MASSACHUSETTS, METH CAPITAL OF NEW ENGLAND)

It is what destroyed modern Western Europe with their socialist european union, below replacement level birth rates, apathy towards Christianity while embracing multicultruralism and immigrants from the middle east, and their lack of willingness to fight even in a just war.

Hahahahahaha, have you been to Northern Europe lately? Hahahahahahaha.

I was in fucking ROME and only saw TWO BEGGARS in an entire week. You can come to any American city and be accosted by two beggars (“aggressive panhandlers”, “bums”) within ten minutes of landing on the sidewalk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Reading the Boston Sunday Globe’s Opinion section does not make you an expert on world affairs. BTW, reading CIA Factbooks is free. Really.

 
 

We already have Alaska, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina, Arkansas and Arizona….

Not Texas enough! My god, Alaska has revenoo sharen!

 
 

While he recognized that this would fuck over the entire United States military of which he himself (he claimed) was a part, he said he’d gladly give up his right to vote if he knew the mostly liberal civilians living overseas were denied the right to vote also.

Great, another idiot who is willing punch himself in the face if it hurts someone else as well. On what planet would this be considered sane behavior??..

 
 

let’s propose every tea baggers REAL wet dream, outlaw the Democratic Party and any other party besides the Repuks and the Libertarians.

Oooo… better idea! Lets pretend to completely surrender and disappear, so the various nut jobs of the right can really turn on each other, and then when they have destroyed themselves, we come out of our bunkers to build our socialist/islamocommunofascist utopia over the wasteland they leave behind!

It should only take a year or two of hiding, and the only downside I see is that whole “wasteland” thing. I’ve seen some documentaries in the form of Mel Gibson movies and video games; it looks kind of bad.

 
 

Ban Planned Parenthood. Birth control is theft.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Texas? Too many vegetables. And brown people.

 
 

It is what destroyed modern Western Europe with their socialist european union, below replacement level birth rates, apathy towards Christianity while embracing multicultruralism and immigrants from the middle east, and their lack of willingness to fight even in a just war.

You know, the interesting thing about that is that the Judeo-Christian clergy in Europe (Jewish, Catholic and Protestant) has consistently taken the side of the Muslim community in their conflicts with the local states (over the veil, the minarets, and whatnot). Whatever’s guiding the Islamophobes, I don’t think it’s Christianity.

 
The Goddamn Batman Has, In Fact, Never Watched A Single Episode Of LOST, But Is Confident That Whatever Their Little Problem Was There On Their Little Island Could Have Been Solved In Half An Hour By The Darknight Detective, With Time Out For Commercial B
 

There are so many things that are less painful to contemplate than the question of whether the Anchormess enjoys sex, at least as it’s understood by humans, most mammals, and the more humanoid extraterrestrial species.

One ponders, for example, the case of Nikki Haley, the current frontrunner for the GOP nomination for governor of South Carolina, and if, like me–and especially in context of the conduct of the current occupant of that office–you heard the name “Nikki” and immediately thought “I guess you could say she was a sex fiend”, well, you just might be right about that. Oh, but not to worry, Nikkers (phwoar!), you have a defender!

In other news, I want Noomi Rapace to be my new sidekick. Sorry, Dick–I mean, Jason–Tim–oh, whoever.

 
 

we come out of our bunkers to build our socialist/islamocommunofascist utopia over the wasteland they leave behind!

It’s really hard to get the smell of dumbfuckery out of wasteland. Perhaps we offer to just give them Texas if they go away and shutup?

 
 

I didn’t mention furry-swinging! I’m pretty sure that sprung* from your fevered imagination!

Oh please. Like I’d really make up something like that.That doesn’t sound like me at all.

 
 

It should only take a year or two of hiding, and the only downside I see is that whole “wasteland” thing. I’ve seen some documentaries in the form of Mel Gibson movies and video games; it looks kind of bad.

Jan Michael Vincent and giant cockroaches??

 
 

let’s propose every tea baggers REAL wet dream,

And de-regulate everything.

“Yes, yes sir, your phone bill has gone up seven thousand percent. Why?
Well, sir, because we can, that why. “

 
 

Oh, but not to worry, Nikkers (phwoar!), you have a defender! boat anchor tied around your ankle

Just relax, everything will be fine.

Shorter Will Folx:
Nikki? I fucked her.

 
 

You know, the interesting thing about that is that the Judeo-Christian clergy in Europe (Jewish, Catholic and Protestant) has consistently taken the side of the Muslim community in their conflicts with the local states (over the veil, the minarets, and whatnot). Whatever’s guiding the Islamophobes, I don’t think it’s Christianity.

To clarify; the ironic thing is that the far right movement in Europe is so racist that it’s willing to ally itself with militant secularists on the left, violate every principle they claim to cherish, and even accept limitations to their own freedom (the French law banned “ostensible religious symbols,” which could be applied to Christians or Jews as well) all for the greater good of fucking over the darkies. Impressive level of hatred, says I.

 
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if, like me–and especially in context of the conduct of the current occupant of that office–you heard the name “Nikki” and immediately thought “I guess you could say she was a sex fiend”

ESPECIALLY since it’s not even her real name!

 
 

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ABOLISH OSHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACKNOWLEDGE THAT “DANCING WITH THE STARS” IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON TEEVEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

To clarify; the ironic thing is that the far right movement in Europe is so racist that it’s willing to ally itself with militant secularists on the left, violate every principle they claim to cherish, and even accept limitations to their own freedom (the French law banned “ostensible religious symbols,” which could be applied to Christians or Jews as well) all for the greater good of fucking over the darkies. Impressive level of hatred, says I.

Is that what NERedNEcK meant when he spoke so eloquently of the destruction of Western Europe?

 
 

Is that what NERedNEcK meant when he spoke so eloquently of the destruction of Western Europe?

No, what he meant is the fact that the far right, on their own merits, can’t breach the 20% barrier in elections even under the most favorable conditions, which he deplores to no end because, like Charles Lindbergh and William F. Buckley, he considers European fascism the only buffer against communism Islamism God Damn Darkie Bastards.

(And even if the far right did get elected, it still wouldn’t repeal universal health care, retirement security of the rest of that good stuff. They’re completely racist, not completely stupid).

 
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Oh please. Like I’d really make up something like that.That doesn’t sound like me at all.

You’re right. It made no reference to goatse. Forgive me.

 
 

That would be any war that reduces the population of brown people, so that whitey, despite his alleged declining birth rate in Europe, can keep up with the hordes of muslims that are trying kill us

The hilarious thing is that Europeans have a host of cultural reasons they don’t integrate well with Muslims (the other reason is a class distinction between natives and guest workers/refugee populations). This retards the process of secularization and integration.

Muslims come here to escape autocratic governments and to get wealthy. The US provides plenty of opportunities if you’re willing to bust your ass (especially if you set up family franchises–not a bad idea, East Asians do this too–and treat any employees you hire like dirt–this only differs from redneck ethics in that the rednecks hire illegals to avoid any moral qualms w/r/t treating employees like dirt–so in a way the pakistanis, etc are providing employment opportunities for HS dropouts).

Unlike in Europe, only the whacked out fringe, the 23 percenters, see the US as “a Xtian nation”. Wanna build a mosque? Whoop-dee-doo. Your average European has a nationalistic freakout because they haven’t forgotten about the Turks storming the gates of Vienna. But the US has been seeking alliances with Muslim nations for 200 years. The US has homegrown religions that make Islam look pretty staid (as long as you don’t get into a) Mohammed’s life or b) wahabbism). Europeans have banned or restricted the rights of a number of loony US-based religions. In my backyard there is a loony cult with some foreign national members who got some sort of refugee status from the US govt because their stupid cult is banned in Germany. As a show of gratitude to the Land of the Free they go around on sidewalks wearing “Islam is of the Devil” tshirts which have managed to piss off most of the community including kooky kristians who agree with the message but think saying it like that makes them look bad.

American culture has a “mutually assured destruction” clause when it comes to religion. I don’t point out how stupid YOUR religion is and you won’t point out how stupid MY beliefs are. This is why atheists are so despised because they are immune to this attack, hence feel no bones about making grown people look like idiots. In Europe, by contrast, open atheism is pretty common.

Is pretending that sky daddy voodoo isn’t childish and obscene the cost of liberty? I smell a senior honor’s thesis.

 
 

he considers European fascism the only buffer against communism Islamism God Damn Darkie Bastards.

I blame our planet, for not having enough high quality climates capable of evolving more white people.

Or perhaps God, for designing so many dark people in the first place.

 
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Is it just me, or is “Nikki” kind of out of that dude’s league?

 
 

Hmmmm. VPR=Vapor-Phase Reactor?

 
 

T&U

Why do you think she’s denying it so vehemently?

I mean, talk about a coyote date (that’s where you wake up and chew your arm off to get away rather than wake him/her)

 
 

re: haley

it’s an open secret that a number of female republicans have had affairs. I know of one case that has left a trail of angry family members itching for revenge. What I don’t get is why one story will hit the national news and another will simmer under the surface for years.

 
 

Is it just me, or is “Nikki” kind of out of that dude’s league?

I dunno, freak fuck? Or whatever you call it when you do someone who repulses you for the lulz.

 
 

You’re right. It made no reference to goatse. Forgive me.

ROFL!!!! Stunned by this assault, I have no pithy rejoinder…

T&U:1
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Why do you think she’s denying it so vehemently?

I mean, talk about a coyote date (that’s where you wake up and chew your arm off to get away rather than wake him/her)

Look, I can get that it could happen once…but from what it sounds like, it was an ongoing thing. Why do Republican women have such low standards?

 
 

Is it just me, or is “Nikki” kind of out of that dude’s league?

That’s what I thought–in fact, I think there’s a real catch for him pictured above.

 
 

And even if the far right did get elected, it still wouldn’t repeal universal health care, retirement security of the rest of that good stuff.

Duh, it’s called class consciousness.

In the US they tried beating it out of people and that didn’t work. Then they tried seducing it out of people with material goods and–He likes it! Mikey really likes it!

 
 

Great thesis, Not A Gator.

Indeed, I prefer America by far in its attitudes towards both religion and immigration (the law, that is, and the government). True to form, the right wing would happily take everything America does right and abolish it, but so far they haven’t succeeded.

By the way, can I ask where you’re from? I think I’ve heard of that cult and I’m just curious where it happened to take root.

 
 

What I don’t get is why one story will hit the national news and another will simmer under the surface for years.

Opportunism.

Look, does anyone think that Duchess Sarah (for example) was scammed on her own? She was pretty much set up by the queen, who’s people likely leaked the information directly to The Sun, because the queen got tired of her being in the royal rooms in London, and wanted her out.

Similarly, Haley probably would have ducked a bullet if she had settled on being a representative. When she started exploring a gubernatorial run last year in the wake of Sanford, people started sharpening their knives. The story (allegedly) came out now because the primary is in two weeks and Sarah Palin endorsed her, which allowed her to jump tothe top of the heap.

She’s toast. It’ll be fun and interesting to watch Palin walk the dinosaur on this one.

 
 

Why do Republican women have such low standards?

Turning to my Dunning-Kruger, in some cases it may be that lack of self-critical faculty derives from lack of critical faculty.

 
 

Why do Republican women have such low standards?

Well, I mean, look at Republican men…he might be a prize catch.

 
 

Your theory makes a certain amount of sense, actor.

It’ll be fun and interesting to watch Palin walk the dinosaur on this one.

Ha! This is a trivial fail for the Fail Queen. Why, she keeps a strict regimen of three fails before breakfast. What!

 
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I dunno, freak fuck? Or whatever you call it when you do someone who repulses you for the lulz.

I didn’t realize that was, like, a thing…

T&U:1
Mysticdog:0

Why, thank you. I’m trying to make up for the tweets I had about cat pee this morning.

 
 

Why do Republican women have such low standards?

They don’t exactly have a large pool of intelligent, good looking men from which to choose. A $1000 suit on a booger-eating hillbilly doesn’t change the fact that he is a booger eating hillbilly. Additionally, who says these women are dating beneath them? When you’re a spoke in the wheel of bondage, you don’t get to have standards. Likewise, salon hair and decent makeup and a smart ensemble only covers up the trailer park girl underneath.

 
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Well, I mean, look at Republican men…he might be a prize catch.

But she’s attractive enough that she could bag a slightly better looking Democrat who would be willing to overlook her wingnut ways.

 
 

Likewise, salon hair and decent makeup and a smart ensemble only covers up the trailer park girl underneath.

Also, the tramp stamp. Also.

 
 

re: 90% of sex scandals in the past nine years.

I wonder if Nooners regrets the “irresponsible not to speculate” argument and the effect on conservative politicians. I mean sure, it’s still OKIYAR, and sex scandal coverage of GOPpers is remarkably light considering the scope of their dalliances (see John Ensign) – but wowsers there are a lotta Republican sex scandals.

 
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When you’re a spoke in the wheel of bondage

DO NOT WANT.

 
 

But she’s attractive enough that she could bag a slightly better looking Democrat who would be willing to overlook her wingnut ways.

In South Carolina????

 
 

Well, maybe the blogger IS lying. Isn’t he a RW blogger? They’re not noted for their truthfulness…

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Likewise, salon hair and decent makeup and a smart ensemble only covers up the trailer park girl underneath.

What are you trying to say?!

In South Carolina????

Good point. At least dude has all his teeth, no matter how gnarly they look.

 
 

But she’s attractive enough that she could bag a slightly better looking Democrat who would be willing to overlook her wingnut ways.

Carrie Prejean is attractive. As big a horn dawg as I am, I would dump that stupid bitch the minute a complete sentence came out of her idiot mouth. (Like, 6, 8 months?).

She has a shot with closet case Republicans, and with MILF hunters. Any self-respecting liberal wouldn’t touch this whore with Coulter’s dick.

 
 

Well, maybe the blogger IS lying. Isn’t he a RW blogger? They’re not noted for their truthfulness…

He is. He claims he outted himself because the story was already out there (as the Free Times article confirms) and he wanted the recrod straight from the get-go.

He’s also a political consultant.

And as T&U implies…well, he’s entitled to brag, if its true.

 
 

As big a horn dawg as I am, I would dump that stupid bitch the minute a complete sentence came out of her idiot mouth

This is why God invented blow jobs, so stupid women could get laid, too.

 
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This is why God invented blow jobs, so stupid women could get laid, too.

Wait, what?

 
 

What are you trying to say?!

I’m trying to say that the bait looks good until you take a bite and find out it’s poisoned with teh stupid. It’s about more than being pretty. Unless, like I said, you’re a dumbass Republican looking for bragging rights or trying to cover up your rentboy tracks, or if you’re a 20 year old MILF hunter looking for bragging rights or trying to come to terms with the fact that you feel compelled to hit up rentboy.

 
 

And as T&U implies…well, he’s entitled to brag, if its true.

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 21 year old girls. Both of them. Twice.”

The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody!”

 
 

Any self-respecting liberal wouldn’t touch this whore with Coulter’s dick.

Well, are you saying I lack self-respect? I mean, yeah I wouldn’t want to touch anything with Coulter’s dick – but Prejean? While not exactly my type, she ain’t boner killingly…

…and with MILF hunters.

Oh, you excluded me from the statement earlier. Nevermind.

 
 

By the way, can I ask where you’re from? I think I’ve heard of that cult and I’m just curious where it happened to take root.

Thought you might be able to tell from the nym. I live in Gainesville, FL, home of “da cool coach” Urban Meyer (apparently he’s worth a couple “cool million”, what passes for wealth around here*), the goddamn Gators, and Dove World Outreach Center. Before this desperate bid for attention most of us only knew them by the van they ran around town ostensibly doing charity work.

*Alachua County is home to abject poverty. 1/3 of all children are raised in households below the poverty line. Social workers tell me they’ve seen mothers feeding their children corn starch to stave off hunger pangs.

 
 

Wait, what?

Oh, I didn’t mean *you*, of course…

 
 

Besides, the idea that any woman who is in the fight to restrict womens’ rights having any sort of “standard” is nothing but a joke.

 
 

As big a horn dawg as I am, I would dump that stupid bitch the minute a complete sentence came out of her idiot mouth

This is why God invented blow jobs, so stupid women could get laid, too.

Present company excluded, of course.

 
 

I guess infidelity is a prerequisite for Govenor of South Carolina. Wait, did someone already make that joke?

 
 

I wonder if Nooners regrets the “irresponsible not to speculate” argument and the effect on conservative politicians.

Peggington has enough brain cells left for self-reflection through the haze of booze and pills?

Indeed, truly a lion among men women, if so.

 
 

By the way, can I ask where you’re from? I think I’ve heard of that cult and I’m just curious where it happened to take root.

It’s the obvious guess, but you never know. You could just have been a hardcore FSU fan.

 
 

…and with MILF hunters.

Oh, you excluded me from the statement earlier. Nevermind.

She’s a trophy fuck. I know loves you some trophy fuck, DKW.

 
 

I guess infidelity is a prerequisite for Govenor of South Carolina

Well there aren’t any jobs, and fucking is free.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Why do Republican women have such low standards?

There’s an odd psychodynamics at work. I don’t recall the name or details. If they’re going to do something that’s repulsive to the ego, make it as dirty and nasty to maximize the self-hate.

 
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I’m trying to say that the bait looks good until you take a bite and find out it’s poisoned with teh stupid.

That was actually supposed to be some sort of approximation of a joke, but now I can’t remember what it was about.

 
 

I know loves you some trophy fuck, DKW.

So that makes his mom an atrophy fuck?

 
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There’s an odd psychodynamics at work. I don’t recall the name or details. If they’re going to do something that’s repulsive to the ego, make it as dirty and nasty to maximize the self-hate.

Yeah, I’m going with that, too. I think it’s the same thing that compels the Ted Haggards and David Vitters of the world to do, you know, what they do.

 
 

You could just have been a hardcore FSU fan.

It’s more along the lines that I don’t give a shit about football, but seeing the Noles come back and kick some Gator tail back into the Swamp would not be unwelcome.

(gotta watch how much I trash them, though… my old lady is a Gator thrice over–two BA’s and an MS)

 
 

That was actually supposed to be some sort of approximation of a joke, but now I can’t remember what it was about.

I figured, but my emotions got the best of me. Conservative women deserve even less respect than conservative men.

 
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Wait, what?

Oh, I didn’t mean *you*, of course…

Of course not! I’ve never given a “blowjob” in my life! Why, I’m not even sure what they are–something to do with drying a man’s hair? Sounds inappropriate.

 
 

I think it’s the same thing that compels the Ted Haggards and David Vitters of the world to do, you know, what they do.

Lol, I think David Vitter is just a freak (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but Ted Haggard, yeah, classic case.

At least he isn’t the sort of d-bag to pick up a man in P-town or Fire Island and then start beating him when the sex act is complete. Because this sort of shit happens all the time. (At least now the cops will make an arrest for that kind of thing.)

 
 

There’s an odd psychodynamics at work. I don’t recall the name or details. If they’re going to do something that’s repulsive to the ego, make it as dirty and nasty to maximize the self-hate.

I think there’s a self-important dynamic going on too. A sort of “I am a golden god” dynamic–wherein the rules don’t apply to them because–well shit, they’re saving the country, dontcha know?

 
 

There’s an odd psychodynamics at work. I don’t recall the name or details. If they’re going to do something that’s repulsive to the ego, make it as dirty and nasty to maximize the self-hate.

So we’re back to the Anchoress’s sex life then….

 
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Conservative women deserve even less respect than conservative men.

As much as I dislike quislings, I don’t know if I can agree with this…but they definitely have nothing by my contempt.

 
 

Conservative women deserve even less respect than conservative men.

For anyone here who has facebook and wants confirmation for the above statement;

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=2210796899&ref=search&sid=a59yMXlS9FwqtGUak0VkUg.2545255055..1

 
 

Alright, never mind that. The group was called “Future Hot and Submissive Housewives of America… and the Men who LOVE Them!” Not a joke.

 
 

Okay, funniest gay-bashing story ever (I know, funny? about as funny as HITLER. I rest my case):

Northampton, MA (“Lesbianville, USA”), about eight or nine years ago. This disturbed guy decides he’s gonna beat him some homos. He starts attacking a couple of gay men, gets a few licks in before they run away (and contact the police). Unsatisfied, he runs into a big, mean-looking dyke-onna-bike and decides to let out some aggression. SHE BEATS HIS FUCKING ASS TO A PULP then calls the PoPo.

The police politely explain to Brünhilde that “he started it” is not a defense and she’s better off not pressing charges because her ass would be going to jail too … BUT, kaloo-kalay, they ARE going to press charges in the attack earlier that day. BUSTED.

It’s good to keep in mind that this is a complete turnaround in copper attitudes vs. the 70’s and 80’s.

 
 

“Future Hot and Submissive Housewives of America… and the Men who LOVE Them!” Not a joke.

There’s a fetish club for everything, darling.

 
 

I think there’s a self-important dynamic going on too. A sort of “I am a golden god” dynamic–wherein the rules don’t apply to them

Lol, see the movie SAVED. Or my boss.

 
 

Conservative women deserve even less respect than conservative men.

Eh, they’re all power-hungry hypocrites.

 
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Alright, never mind that. The group was called “Future Hot and Submissive Housewives of America… and the Men who LOVE Them!” Not a joke.

I’m not sure you’d call them “conservatives”…

 
 

As much as I dislike quislings, I don’t know if I can agree with this…but they definitely have nothing by my contempt.

I don’t make statements like that often, but this one sticks. I hate the idea of submission, but that’s a personal choice. Any woman who would help asshole men try to take away the right of any woman’s autonomous control over her own body is just a soulless piece of shit. It’s about control for men. I don’t even KNOW what it’s about for women. Whatever it’s about, it’s gross and I dont’ like it.

 
 

To clarify; the ironic thing is that the far right movement in Europe is so racist that it’s willing to ally itself with militant secularists on the left, violate every principle they claim to cherish, and even accept limitations to their own freedom (the French law banned “ostensible religious symbols,” which could be applied to Christians or Jews as well)

scratch “could be”–is

all for the greater good of fucking over the darkies. Impressive level of hatred, says I.

Yup. Nationalism is mind poison. I’m not sure they even grasp what it is they’re trying to protect (aside from status, but as we all know, status is a moving target).

 
 

Lol, see the movie SAVED. Or my boss.

Great movie! I loved it.

 
 

Conservative women deserve even less respect than conservative men.

You do know that disrespecting them only makes them get off even harder – uh… or so I’ve been told. Repeatedly and in very urgent tones.

 
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I don’t even KNOW what it’s about for women.

Internalized oppression. They think they’re “better” than other women, or that they’ll somehow escape the misogyny that’s directed at other women. And/or they like the attention.

 
 

I hate the idea of submission, but that’s a personal choice. Any woman who would help asshole men try to take away the right of any woman’s autonomous control over her own body is just a soulless piece of shit.

The funny thing is that my wife spent some quality time on one of those submissive wives’ forums (long story) and she found out that all of the women in the group were type A’s who completely dominated their husbands. In some cases, the man was a straight-up loser to boot. (Ever wondered why so many “Christian” homes are on welfare? In group/out group dynamics, screwing the out group is no sin and no hypocrisy to them.)

We figured they went on the “submission” tear to try to reduce or at least conceal the degree to which they were unBiblically in charge … OR they had bought into some ReichWing bullshit that if only the wife is dainty and submissive, the man will suddenly man up, put down the beer can, turn off the teevee, and go get himself a J.O.B. Btw, it doesn’t work.

 
 

You do know that disrespecting them only makes them get off even harder – uh… or so I’ve been told. Repeatedly and in very urgent tones.

Oooohhh dirt! Do tell!

 
 

So is Elizabeth Scalia Antonin Scalia’s sister-wife, kissing cousin, grandma, love child–?

 
 

Internalized oppression. They think they’re “better” than other women, or that they’ll somehow escape the misogyny that’s directed at other women. And/or they like the attention.

Crazypants Michelle Bachmann just runs on the theory that her followers are rubes. After all, they keep voting for her.

 
 

Internalized oppression. They think they’re “better” than other women, or that they’ll somehow escape the misogyny that’s directed at other women. And/or they like the attention.

It’s the same attention the drunk girl who takes off her shirt at a party gets. Now, I’m in now way implying that taking off your shirt is a bad thing. But you get the idea, I’m sure. It is internalized oppression–that’s a good point.

 
 

You do know that disrespecting them only makes them get off even harder – uh… or so I’ve been told. Repeatedly and in very urgent tones.

Wait a minute–did you have an affair with darling Nikki too?

 
 

And/or they like the attention.

Probably the biggest part of it. See the “Southern belle” stereotype – women who believe that by being born white, Southern and upper-class (in their own minds at least), they’ve accomplished the most incredible thing since the invention of peanut butter, and the world owes it to them to lavish attention, gifts and love on them for the rest of their lives.

 
 

Also, keeping blacks from lunch counters = Free Speach
Unfriending a right wing twat = FASCISM!

It’s only mean if you do it to me.

 
 

He also suggests that Ellen DeGeneres turned fake-gay to parlay her sitcom failure into talk show success.

Okay, now that’s funny.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

The funny thing is that my wife spent some quality time on one of those submissive wives’ forums (long story) and she found out that all of the women in the group were type A’s who completely dominated their husbands.

This does not surprise me in the least. I’ve also seen men at their losery-ist try to assert/regain control by claiming that the Bible says that wives should submit. That way, they get all the perks of being dominant, but they don’t have any of the responsibilities that usually come along with it.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

That Republican idears (sic) site is great! I’d register so I could put in a plug (VBPR!) for rent boy subsidies for good Christian men of Southron extraction, but I imagine that the site is spyware central.

 
 

Tough duty, that. I have relatives who are missionaries. Although it has its drawbacks, they actually have a lifestyle in the 3rd-world country they work in that is considerably more comfortable materially than they had in the US.

Where I live, churches are basically a scam to raise money tax-free. A coworker was trying to raise some money for herself by raffling a car through her church. While she probably would never get caught I did persuade her to back off for the risk that the IRS or the state government might find out. But this goes on all the time. Another co-worker told me a story in the hopes I would share her outrage. A couple of ladies raised money within the church for a “retreat” that turned out to be a Caribbean cruise. I would have been outraged except that it just seemed like SOP to me. I mean, what did you think they use the money for? Only a handful of churches here do the aid-the-poor/storefront thing. Even then, who knows what’s being skimmed off the top? (Unless they are totally fuck-me broke, and I know there are a very few which are.)

While not exactly a scam, a lot of the same people use gov’t grants and the non-profit laws to run personal businesses while paying less taxes and avoiding the perils of proper accounting. It usually doesn’t annoy me because they usually aren’t making any money and many of them are providing a service to a disadvantaged community. I get more pissed about the plutocrat charity scams (100% legal) which are designed to let billionaires realize income to spend without paying tax on it. (Only 3% has to go to “program services”, leaving 97% for the French Riviera and $15K handbags.)

You give money to a church, you’re asking to be taken to a ride. Hell, most godbots don’t want to give the time of day to a pastor that isn’t tricked out like a pimp, new suit every Sunday and a fancy car.

 
 

That way, they get all the perks of being dominant,

Er, isn’t sitting around like a male gorilla or lion all day while your slaves fetch for you the definition of being dominant? Exhibit A: my boss.

Only an egalitarian people could negotiate a deal such as: you hump it all day to bring home the bacon & I fry up the bacon and give you a BJ in return. Actually, this sounds a little unbalanced but don’t forget the babies end of it.

Right wing religiobots are obsessed with becoming lords, whether xtian, jewish, or muslim. Dunno about other faith traditions but I do know that upper caste hindu men also sit around praying and fucking lower caste women all day, so pretty much like xtian, jews, muslims…

 
 

That way, they get all the perks of being dominant, but they don’t have any of the responsibilities that usually come along with it.

So I guess what I’m saying is that they’re trying to break the social contract, ie cheat.

 
 

Admit you’re fucking dumb and stop sucking corporate PENIS all day long. This would be good advice for democrats as well.

Word. It’s not like we can’t tell. Corporate taint is a pretty persistent odor (or ordure) despite what the marketers of Axe Liberal Mouthwash might tell you.

 
 

Ha, tsam, today I am threadslayer. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

 
 

I’ve never given a “blowjob” in my life! Why, I’m not even sure what they are–something to do with drying a man’s hair?

Here…let me…inform…you.

 
 

Ha, tsam, today I am threadslayer. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

It’s exhausting work! It’s best that we divide the duties among ourselves to ensure that no single person is carrying the whole load. (VCR)

 
Marion in Savannah
 

Psst, not a gator, there’s a new thread upstairs…

 
 

Word. It’s not like we can’t tell. Corporate taint is a pretty persistent odor (or ordure) despite what the marketers of Axe Liberal Mouthwash might tell you.

I suppose it would be helpful if the general population (VprisonsexR) weren’t so in love with the idea of the corporate slash and burn mentality. Being dismissive of ideas like paying your fair share of taxes, regulation to defend the defenseless consumers, and accountability for the robber barons all seem like a bridge too far, to coin a silly phrase.

 
 

There may be fun to be had with this.

Wasn’t there an RNC version of this a while back? Didn’t it get romped all over in an embarrassing fashion?

Learning from mistakes. Not a Republican strong point.

 
 

Wasn’t there an RNC version of this a while back? Didn’t it get romped all over in an embarrassing fashion?

TRUCKNUTZ! WOOHOO!

 
 

The wonkette thread on Speak Out America is enlightening. Apparently some people took it as their cue to speak out. Oops.

 
 

The group has only 8,846 members.

One of those members is a verifiable troll. But’s NOT me. I swear.

 
 

actor sent me email–no nightmare-inducing etchings included!

Is that a request?

 
 

She did sound disappointed there, true.

 
 

Anyone here is more than welcome to email me so long as no etchings are involved. Also, zombie email is auto-blocked. Sorry!

 
 

so long as no etchings are involved.

That kind of rules out my entire raisin d’etre at S,N!.

 
 

“Rush link has photos that will make your eyes bleed.”

I normally love home libraries, and all the ones I’ve seen have been classy. But this…it resembles a failed “Second Life” beta. (Is that really gilt on the ceiling and/or disco lights on the molding?!? Yurgh…) And as one of the Gawker posters so aptly noted, you just _know_ this sorry homes buys his books by the yard…

 
 

“…and the world owes it to them to lavish attention, gifts and love on them for the rest of their lives.”

Trust me–you never want to encounter a Belle who has never married…and is slowly going crazy staring into the abyss between her pampered-life-with-Daddy and the extravagant-exburb-life-she-“failed”-to-get. Whooeee–you think married- Belles-with-no-sense hate feminism? Unmarried-Belles-with-no-sense are positively seething. See, it’s because of feminists that men can’t be real men any more–and there are not enough good ones for sweet good women like them, who only want to be married and keep house. I’ve known three women like this in my life, one white, one African-American, and their curdled sense of entitlement alone was a first-degree snakes’ nest that made them bad news to deal with.

 
 

Correction–“one white, two African-American…”

 
 

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