One, two, three, to the four!
Jesus, that sucked.

Didn’t that chicklet in the 3rd vid have a hickey on her neck? Or am I hallucinating?

Gawd, those prepubescent boyz make me hottttt.

After watching the last video, I want…a Heineken.

Netherlands 2-1!!!

Love letter to Anne Coulture from Henry Rollins…yes that Henry Rollins>

I like how she goes “ohhh!” at the end. She’s her own hype-man.

It’s hilarious how the fundies try to downplay the proven effectiveness of condoms and oral contraceptives in their efforts to prevent people from having sex. Can we say “sour grapes?”

Hey Gavin? I’m not watching those. I have a sense they’re cringe-inducing. If I’m wrong and miss something really cool, well, I’ll just have to live with it…

mikey

Mikey, they’re just new twists on some old fundie favorites–puritannical terror of TEH SECKS plus some really horrible rapping. Not that I’m suggesting you watch them. For the sake of your own sanity, don’t.

It’s hilarious how the fundies try to downplay the proven effectiveness of condoms and oral contraceptives in their efforts to prevent people from having sex. Can we say “sour grapes?�

Umm, sour grapes are an effective contraceptive? What do you do with them? I heard about this new male contraceptive device. He puts it in his shoe and it makes him limp…

mikey

…and afterwards they had sex.

I don’t watch any video that doesn’t have Bob Saget in it anymore.

You know, I’m a supporter of abstinence. Not abstinence only education, that’s retarded. But I am of the opinion that it is a good thing for teens to, well, not wait for marriage but try and make adult decisions about a very life changing, err, event. But after watching the first “rap” I am of the opinion that if I have to put up with several years of such um, “music” before queen chastity gets married perhaps I haven’t thought of all of the unintended consequences of discouraging teenage sex.

God help us all.

Mikey, they’re just new twists on some old fundie favorites–puritannical terror of TEH SECKS plus some really horrible rapping.

Well, I can’t say that I blame them being opposed to all this horrible raping–I mean, who wouldn’t be?

What? Ooooohhhhhhhhh–rapping!
Nevermind!

Hey, I posted that Henry Rollins thing in the last Coulter thread down the page. Just sayin’.

Like His Grace, I can’t fault anybody for encouraging teen abstinence. I fault them for discouraging or downright prohibiting (or trying to prohibit) any education about safe and effective contraception and STD prevention methods for teens who don’t “use abstinence.” (Considering these are the same jerkwads who rail against abortion, you would think they would be supportive of anything and everything that might lead to fewer abortions. But noooooooo!)

Also I fault them for really really shitty rap and hip-hop.

I like the part in the second video where the girl is all like, “Look, because I used abstinence, I got a diploma from Harvard. And look, I used my diploma to buy this nice new car.”

Hmm, Harvard diploma, nice car… Nah, I think I’d rather get laid.

Yeah, having a Harvard diploma never got me a nice car.

On the other hand, I didn’t get laid much either.

I don’t know what this means for the abstinence movement, but it sure makes me pretty pathetic.

Dan Someone, don’t despair – you’re not pathetic, you’re not Nobody; in fact, you’ll always be Someone to us here @ S, N!

Hee, did anyone notice the girl who said “I’m convicted!”