The rapid escalation of this conflict is alarming. Not quite as alarming as that third cat from the bottom, though. Yipes.

Please just tell me you’ve taken the nuclear option off the table.

We used our Kitten or Mass Destruction last year, unfortunately. I’ll have to go out and find another one.

Third cat from the top is way freakier. A truer Hell Beast there never was.

What Some Guy said. Look at those claws!

We used our Kitten or Mass Destruction last year, unfortunately. I’ll have to go out and find another one.

Sadly, No! You’ve been reduced to Kittens of Mass Destruction program related activities.

Sadly, No! You’ve been reduced to Kittens of Mass Destruction program related activities.

Eat it. I’ve just recruited a whopping SEVEN NEW KMD’s. If you want to know the sort of brutality I talk about, I suggest checking out last year’s KMD here.

Wow. There’s more pussy on this site than any Republican Congressman’s entire staff computers!

AAAAAHHH!!! Run away! Run away!

Look, weaponized kittens!

Jay – that link includes the words “cat” and “dissections”. I am NOT clicking on it.

and don’t be fooled people, Brad is always talking about how he knows exactly where the KMDs are; North and West of Boston.

This must stop. Can nothing be done to stop the escalation to KMDs? Call in the diplomats! Call in the UN! Oh, shit, it’s Bolton. We are so totally fucked.

Is it wrong that I thought the obese cat’s tail looked like a penis at first glance? Not just any penis… Jeff Goldstein’s COCK!

It’s time to call in the cruise kitten strike.

Aaaahhhhhhh

Nooooooooooo

Kaaaawaaaabuuuunnnnnggaaaaaaa

Jay – that link includes the words “catâ€? and “dissectionsâ€?. I am NOT clicking on it.

Odd that Frist’s Senate homepage didn’t come up first on that search.

Is the fourth one from bottom on this site the most evil looking? Sadly, No!
Is the third one from the top on this site the most evil looking? Sadly, No!

The most evil-looking cat so far, is over at Progressive Gold.

BTW, By The Root, that fat cats tail is way too big to even be confused with Jeff Goldstein’s cock. You would need an electron microscope to see that.

Are these cats your minions?

Hmm, maybe I should start a feline enrichment program with an eye towards having at least a credible kitten deterrent in the mid-term future. And it may be the only chance I have for minion accumulation…

mikey

I come here for snark and wingnuts being disemboweled and you guys are getting seriously Furry.

ewww.

You’re right blowback, I’ve got to stop reading that long-ass Count Cockula thread, it’s warping my fragile little mind! Ah, back to evil kitties… there we go.

Are these cats your minions?

If by “minions” you mean non-unionized feline paramilitary labor force, then yes, I suppose that would be an accurate descriptor.

Is that fourth one from the top one of s.z.’s Orphaned Kittiezâ„¢? She hasn’t posted any pix of ’em yet on WO’C, probably because they were near-newborn at the time, and thus “ratlike.” Say–you should keep an eye on her–she’s accumulating a feline army of her own, and real cats, none of this pixelated puffery. I wish my neighborhood was cool enough to have s.z. as the “deranged cat lady,” partially because she’s neutering them, and thus is unlikely to go too far over 12 kittiez.

ok, i know this is totally out of character for me, because it’s a post linking back to some blog other than my own, but my cat hates you.

sorry but they win for htis pic: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5241/685/1600/WetCat2.jpg

i realize it’s bene linked to before and willb e linked to again, but very few things are more awesome than that pic. very few things heh indeed.

Today I shall be mostly engaged in acts preparatory to the production of KMD, while the Editors keep Brad and co pinned in video skirmish on the eastern front. Thankyou Editors!

More assy-metrical warfare to come..

skippy- damn, that site makes it too easy for me. I think you’ve just secured total victory in the Kitten Wars, 2006.