Sometimes A Walrus Is Just A Walrus
Newsblusterer Noel Sheppard is all blustered up because Chris Matthews called Rush Limbaugh an “underwater walrus.” The cause for Noel’s concern is not that Rush doesn’t indeed bear a striking resemblance to a drenched walrus in an open black shirt. No, Noel is clutching his pearls over this because he thinks that “underwater walrus” is an obscene reference of some kind.
Say what? Does he mean this walrus? Has Noel been sneaking onto the Urban Dictionary site again when his wife was out shopping? No, apparently Noel is thinking of this NSFW YouTube video which, surprisingly, was completely unknown to me until Noel was kind enough to point it out.
Of course, the real question is not whether Matthews was calling a Rush an obese, leather-skinned auto-fellating sea mammal, which, really, is far too kind given Rush’s two obvious physical impediments to auto-fellation. No, the real question is how the prissy-pants Newsblusterer himself knew about this video. Or why it was the first thing that popped into his mind when he heard the word walrus. And how often he’s seen it. And what he does while watching it. And whether Noel is this woman’s husband.
At least Matthews didn’t call Limbaugh an angry pirate.
Why couldn’t I have been born a Walrus?
Seems to me Noel is just jealous that Rush has a bukkit. So jealous, in fact, that Noel probably was the one that did stole said bukkit.
c.f. Ron Jeremy. A-and Matt Drudge is the Egg Man. It all makes sense now! Goo goo ga joob!
I always thought of rush as a heartland steamer. Evacuating midwestern snetiment in a steaming coil of heartland rage onto the chest of eager america.
Come (veiled ejaculation reference) to think about it, how haven’t we snide city snobs gotten around to giving limbaugh the santorum/stupak treatment?
What should it be to limbaugh a sexual partner?
Something that causes them to run away screaming, I should think. Unless your partner harbors a secret masochism.
This youtube walrus is funny. What is not funny is the adolescent walrus at Seaworld. Named “Dozer” he is called “The Wanky Walrus” behind his back. He is very lonely and spends his days masturbating himself on the equipment. He has this kind of glazed look, like he’s waiting for death.
I fucking hate Seaworld.
Did Matthews really say that about Limbaugh? I suppose it falls under the “Even A Broken Clcok Is Right Twice A Day” Rule.
Good on you, Mattehews…you otherwise worthless piece of shit.
I’m thinking that a ‘limbaugh’ is the recipient of an upper decker.
I would think that Limbaughing would be traveling to a third-world island nation for purposes of, er, congress with underage youths. Sort of bending over backwards to slip under the age-of-consent barrier. Limbaugh, limbaugh, limbaugh!
I don’t know how Limbaugh could be upset about THAT. The first prerequisite of auto-fellatio is that you HAVE a dick.
I love the male voice in the background of the video. “You’re gross. I wonder why he’s doing that. That’s pretty weird.”
Like you aren’t jealous, dude.
Well, if I could do that, I certainly wouldn’t come (barely-obscured semen reference) out of the water.
Noel could have meant this.
OK Substance, thank you. I was going to have a late breakfast of sausage. Note the “was”.
are…are you implying that Rush is really fat and has a really small dick? Oh nos!
You know, I really don’t need to click on that. Nope. Can’t think of any reason to.
There is a surprise at the end.
There is a surprise at the end.
Is it… is it Grover?
Well, there are a few jokes that come to mind:
1) “Why does a dog lick his balls?”
“Because he can.”
2) My reaction to this whole walrus thing? “Oosi
ck!”On topic! Walrus Todd Huston:
Dear Walrus Todd: Madonna’s daughter is 13 and Madonna was 24 when her first album was released.
Honest to gawd, that Noël! What a fucking sissified moron.
It wasn’t, but it would have been “A reference to a vulgar walrus video,” not what stupid typed. If it went “somewhat viral” (Is that like having “half a cold?”) why would a square like Tweety even know bout it?
Keep grasping at those straws, Brent Bozo & staff!
And whether Noel is this woman’s husband
If the worst thing about losing your spouse is the fact that not everyone agrees with you on a complex social issue, your marriage may have had some other issues.
W.T. Houston is now confusing clothing w/ sex?
W.T.’s “inspiration,” the US article, is a little more about McDonna’s & doughters new clothing line than about Lourdes being a slut. Can’t wait for the pix of L. in her slit to the navel top & panty-revealing micro-mini. Oh, it hasn’t happened?
“Doughter:” You figure it out!
“Doughter:”
Veiled Pantload reference? *shudder*
Limbaugh: (v) To use illegally obtained cocktails of Viagra and Oxycontin in order to maintain sexual arousal long enough to commit statutory rape with young Puerto Rican males.
LOL, I just tried to post a definition of “to limbaugh” that included references to hillbilly heroin and the purple boner pill and it got spam filtered.
limbaugh: (v) the use of illegally obtained [hillbilly heroin] and [purple boner pill] in pursuit of maintaining arousal long enough to achieve satisfaction upon the body of an underaged male Puerto Rican.
Oh, apparently it got through.
Why is it that these liberals loooooove sex all the time except when I’m all “hey baby, let’s go to my mom’s basement”? A double standard?
And also, if Adam and Steve are sticking their wieners in each other’s lubed-up buttholes (eww gross) the liberals loooooooooove that and want them to get married and shove their icky lifestyle down our throats but when it’s our brave mercenaries sticking a glowstick up a prisoner’s butt, that’s terrible and a “war crime” and “inhumane”.
Though Rush might do better in water because he’d float, unfortunately he’s a land monster.
That woman in the background is so annoying I just wanted to jump through the screen and pop her one. I’d be willing to bet they live in the suburbs and drove to the aquarium in a Suburban. “ZOMG he’s doing it is the worst place!!!1!” Lemme ask you sumthin’, lady: If you were that walrus, where exactly would you go for privacy? That walrus can’t fly to the Dominican Republic to take his pleasure, and I’ll bet it’s a little hard to score Oxies at Seaworld, specially when you’re underwater.
And you wanna know why he’s doing it? Because he damned well can.
I told you about the walrus and me-man
You know that we’re as close as can be-man.
Well here’s another clue for you all,
The walrus was Paul.
Noel sounds like a country blumpkin.
How did I manage to get to this ripe old age without ever once wondering what a walrus dick looked like, much less if he could autofellate.
Now I wonder if I can ever forget. Please let me forget.
How did I manage to get to this ripe old age without ever once wondering what a walrus dick looked like, much less if he could autofellate.
You are neither a marine biologist nor a republican.
Someone is confused here. Rush Limbaugh is not a walrus; he’s an elephant seal.
Erm, is there a newsletter or website perhaps that um ah where I can as it were get more information on this erm topic? I’m doing research for a [fapittafapittafapitta] erm garn urgh [splurg splurg splurg splurg splurt glip glop shiver] sorry.
neither a marine biologist
i shall decline to reference the appropriate academic papers
You can tell this orca’s not a Republican because he didn’t stiff this guy the tip.
Actually, Matthews would have been [aying Limbaugh a high compliment.
A walrus on land is a fat slob of an animal who has to heave himself to move a few feet, and thus spends most of his beach time sunning himself and arguing with other males over the right to sexually abuse women.
A walrus under water, in his element, is a graceful agile animal who can zip to and fro.
In other words, we need to drown Rush.
A thread about walruses is up for over an hour and not ONE Bukkit reference???????
FOR SHAME, Naughts, for shame…
Someone is much, much better at Photoshop than me.
Oops. Missed Ugluks reference. Mea culpa.
“Dear Walrus Todd: Madonna’s daughter is 13 and Madonna was 24 when her first album was released.”
It’s a fair point though. Well all think that the rules adults place on us when we are children are oppressive. Then when we become parents ourselves… meh, not so much. Children do need rules and structure. It’s one of the greatest gifts you can give your children. But there’ll always be this push-pull between too much and too little permissiveness.
Warner Todd however should not reproduce.
What should it be to limbaugh a sexual partner?
To have a heart attack at the moment of climax.
“To have a heart attack at the moment of climax.”
I thought that was John Wayne Gacy’s thing?
“To have a heart attack at the moment of climax.”
I thought that was John Wayne Gacy’s thing?
Gacy, Limbaugh: two serial killers.
Now I know the meaning of the lyrics I am the Walrus, goo goo ga chew.
not ONE Bukkit reference???????
Are we not better than that?
A thread about walruses is up for over an hour and not ONE Bukkit reference???????
FOR SHAME, Naughts, for shame…
sorry, was having dinner….
Limbaugh – verb – to marry three women in a row, and have them all leave you, and know that the problem is you.
Well, if you’re the head of the Catholic League, 13 is post-pubescent so it’s okay.
Funny you should mention it … (That means I’m pimpin’.)
Bill (Walrus) Donohue also cranks out a press release saying puberty starts at ten for boys, so go for it, priests!
No one’s said Baculum yet.
Baculum!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
semen!
fywp
semen!
Again, Madonna was 24, and not rebelling against the rule of parents.
But sure, parents don’t want their kids to do some of the things they did. You know who else wanted to keep kids in line? PATLER.
Sigh … that video brings back some very fond memories … alas, I’m just not limber enough for that anymore.
As one would expect, the comments are much more enriched with lulz than the already-ridiculous article itself:
The Waffen-IRS can have my every orifice when they pry it from my cold dead humorless dildo!
He is hiring 16,000 IRS agents (SS troops) to dig into every orifice of your life
More bodily orifices being dug into, eh?
WTF IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE
Some people have lives and cannot schedule 16,000 people into their orifices. See DKW’s mom.
“What should it be to limbaugh a sexual partner?”
Me: Pay, obviously.
Mrs. Psycho: Short them on their pay.
Again, Madonna was 24, and not rebelling against the rule of parents.
Yes, but she didn’t marry Sean Penn until she was 27, so technically she still belonged to her father.
“What should it be to limbaugh a sexual partner?”
Some sort of weird perversion involving oxycontin?
I know it’s not totally made-up bullshit cause I heard a walrus honking it just the other day. Of course, he might have actually said “Irish anuses” it was hard to tell cause he was talking around his own dick at the time.
Maybe Obama’s acutally hiring 16,000 Anus agents.
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See, “anus” sound like IRS if you don’t listen to close aaaaaaaaaaaaannnd…
…aaaand I’ll be over here in the corner with my head hung in shame if anyone needs me.
Also, the IRS = SS? Really? I don’t know about you, but the IRS has got miles upon miles of road to go before they even approach the fashion sense of the Gestapo, let alone the socio-political abhorrence. These fucking people must be terrified of everything if a fucking tax agent makes them urinate all over themselves.
These fucking people must be terrified of everything if a fucking tax agent makes them urinate all over themselves.
They should be glad they aren’t really Revolutionaries ’cause I heard the British had anus agents all over the damn place back in the day.
Paine went everywhere with his back to the wall, just in case.
Goo goo ga joob!
This far with no Beatles reference? Slipping, Sadlynauts.
my head hung in shame
No shame in being old, wretched & Norm Crosby. You wouldn’t believe what I hear them saying on the tee vee lately.
Also: Hearing aids.
Goo goo ga joob!
Whoa.
I have no joke here. I just like saying Rush “Oosik” Limbaugh.
Yeah – just imagine what a mellow, laid-back, low-key response the Gestapo would’ve had to someone crashing an airplane into their headquarters & encouraging others to follow suit.
Also interesting that the same people baaaawing about “OMG teh revenooers are EXACTLY LIKE THE SS!!!!!1111!!!!!11!” just spent many moons waving their ideolgical pompoms in favor of state-sanctioned waterboarding.
*SPROING*
Damn, whaddaya know – yet another irony-meter bites the dust.
Ya know, I always find it scary when I hear and see things that nobody else can see. I makes me wonder if I took that one last hit of acid that finally finished off my occipital and temporal lobes.
TEH IRS IS THE SS OF…..
….
um
…..
stuff. OMFg!!!!
They should be glad they aren’t really Revolutionaries ’cause I heard the British had anus agents all over the damn place back in the day.
Are you saying the British had some Yankee Doodle dandies running around?
I covered it by the third comment- low-hanging fruit, don’tcha know?
Anyway, I propose that from now on, we just refer to every last man jack of these people as “Piddles”.
A walrus? I’m not fat, I don’t even have a mustache. Fuck, they’ve given me tusks.
Also, to be entirely honest, Urban Dictionary is beginning to wear on my soul as well. Not quite as much as 4chan or the right-wing Piddles you people keep trying to get me off the boat to look at, but still… that definition of walrus haunts me.
Are you saying the British had some Yankee Doodle dandies running around?
I’m just sayin’ there’s a reason</I<Franklin spent so much time in France.
#insert generic double-entendre
Wheeeee! TAG FAIL
FYWP
Ya know, if Rush Limbaugh could suck his own dick, he probably wouldn’t be such a hateful ol’ turd. It must be hard on the soul to have to pay underage Dominican boys to do the deed.
Pay them? No, I think he probably just buys food for them. He pays their pimps.
I covered it by the third comment- low-hanging fruit, don’tcha know?
Ouch–my apologies.
that definition of walrus haunts me.
I didn’t read it until you warned me not to. Fuck you, Trotsky. And fuck you, culture that we live in today.
I didn’t read it until you warned me not to. Fuck you, Trotsky. And fuck you, culture that we live in today.
If I warned you not to jump off a bridge, would you do that too?
Pay them? No, I think he probably just buys food for them. He pays their pimps.
Oh, I doubt it. Food is for people who work for a living. If that boy wanted to eat, he’d get a real job.
Rush used to be called Rik
Explanation for the sociopathy.
Stop making fun of all the Odobenidae-Americans.
Stop posting stuff I gotta look up
For tsam.
That’s a disturbingly porn-free search, Substance. Wtf?
Nice zombie pics, though…
I believe linked to this here a couple of years ago, but it seems relevant once again:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-08-26-walrus-fossil_N.htm
BACULUM.
Oh, I see someone else beat me to BACULUM (but mine is capitalized, like PENIS).
Totally OT, but some fratboy dipstick just hit from behind and jumped in a red Nissan Titan pick-up truck with out-of-state plates. Right outside my apartment, too. When I asked him “What was the point of that” as he seemed momentarily puzzled but nevertheless drove off. Welcome to New Orleans, Matt. Goddamn tourists.
Matt, no serious harm done, I hope.
Gawd, people are stupid & violent.
I wish I were smart enough to come up w/ a neat, clean way to kill them all.
You’ll never guess who taught him how to do that.
flxxyd
Also, let me get this straight. To limbaugh is to short-change your prepubescent Dominican rent-boy’s pimp?
Meh. Not grody enough.
Matt T. said:
I saw a some guy run out
He looked like a fratboy dipstick
He jumped into a red Nissan Titan pick-up
With out-of-state plates
Sorry, it just doesn’t scan.
tweety said that rush “sounds like a walrus, an underwater walrus”
oh, never mind.
“And whether Noel is this woman’s husband.”
To interject a moment of levity-free confusion: that woman is nominally a rational individual (I won’t go so far as to say scientist) and she can’t or won’t distinguish between cause and effect? No wonder her husband bailed on her. Clearly “high-maintenance” and unenthusiastic about sex – that sounds like a recipe for a 4-year marriage to me.
tweety said that rush “sounds like a walrus, an underwater walrus”
A reference to the Pigmanoid burbling he emits?
Meanwhile, OT, Erik the Red has already gotten himself in trouble with his CNN gig by suggesting he’ll shoot a census worker, should one wend its way to his secret underground lair. No link. It would spoil the fun.
Erik the Red has already gotten himself in trouble with his CNN gig by suggesting he’ll shoot a census worker, should one wend its way to his secret underground lair.
“in trouble” as in a slap on the pee-pee or as in firing?
If firing, well, migosh, nobody could have anticipated THAT, nuh-uh.
Meanwhile, OT, Erik the Red has already gotten himself in trouble with his CNN gig by suggesting he’ll shoot a census worker, should one wend its way to his secret underground lair. No link. It would spoil the fun.
Awwww, please???? I fucking hate my life this morning and would be comforted greatly by it…
Im now dreading the next Fox series; “When Animal’s masterbate”
Im now dreading the next Fox series; “When Animal’s masterbate”
Already on. It features a manatee rubbing itself for an hour each day. It brings in all manner of other types of animals to join in the masturbation circle. It’s a highly rated show among pervy Fox viewers.
I always thought of him more as “Jabba the Wingnut.”
not ONE Bukkit reference???????
Are we not better than that?
Hi, have you been introduced to “Sadly, No!”?
I can assure my constituents that Rush Limbaugh is no relation of mine. Please vote for me in the Leicester general election.
MOOBS! (NSFW???)
MOOBS! (NSFW???)
It was like looking at Roseanne Barr naked: I’m not sure whether to vomit or be fascinated.
Im now dreading the next Fox series; “When Animal’s masterbate”
Why, Michelle Malkin was just on Friday night!
I’m not sure whether to vomit or be fascinated.
Both??? I dunno…
PS: I totally heard that drinking Busch will do this to a dude. So, yet another reason not to drink that nasty shit.
PS: I totally heard that drinking Busch will do this to a dude
!!!!!!!
*GASP*
*SOB*
And here I thought I discovered a new way of bodybuilding….*SOB*
And here I thought I discovered a new way of bodybuilding….*SOB*
Yeah, uh, I hate to tell you, but those aren’t pecs….
Maybe this explains that odd warning about “mobys” on Althouse’s blarg–misspelled moobs reference.
Yeah, uh, I hate to tell you, but those aren’t pecs….
I thought they sagged because I wasn’t lifting forties.
an angry pirate
I confess, I looked this one up.
*sigh*
I worry for the future of my gender. Whatever happened to pulling out and hitting the headboard? In my day, THAT was a test of manhood!
I thought they sagged because I wasn’t lifting forties.
I don’t know what to tell you. My rack-developing method was lifting bottles of strawberry Boone’s Farm, so I don’t have much experience with this kind of thing.
And I can only guess as to what an angry pirate is…
And I can only guess as to what an angry pirate is…
Let’s just say it’s not the kind of facial you get at the make-up counter in Macy’s.
Let’s just say it’s not the kind of facial you get at the make-up counter in Macy’s.
Yeah, I figured that part out. I was just wondering about the “angry” thing…which probably means it’s a surprise, which is incredibly rude, especially in the eye.
They give facials at eastcoastian Macy’s? Ours just has bored Clinique girls standing around with orange faces and too much eyeliner.
Let’s just say it’s not the kind of facial you get at the make-up counter in Macy’s.
Of course, a walrus could make himself an angry pirate, which really pisses me off.
I was just wondering about the “angry” thing
It involves an intentional injury to a body part…think “limping”
Ours just has bored Clinique girls standing around with orange faces and too much eyeliner
Ah, the Boehner Bueaty Academy has had its Frist graduates!
Bueaty
Must. Get. Coffee.
It involves an intentional injury to a body part…think “limping”
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Boys these days….
Ours just has bored Clinique girls standing around with orange faces and too much eyeliner.
Perhaps they’re Cliniquel professors of makeupology.
Say it ain’t so, B.O.! You really ARE a Muslim!
Say it ain’t so, B.O.! You really ARE a Muslim!
AAAH! I just came in here to post that!
Perhaps they’re Cliniquel professors of makeupology
They do wear white coats, like they’re doctors or some shit. I’m like, dude, you didn’t even graduate high school.
Also, tee hee.
AAAH! I just came in here to post that!
You must be the only other Twit on Cliff Schecter’s Tweets
They do wear white coats, like they’re doctors or some shit. I’m like, dude, you didn’t even graduate high school.
I agree – we need more sumptuary laws. I wear an engineer’s ring and I’m sure ZRM has the architect’s nose and scrotum piercings.
You must be the only other Twit on Cliff Schecter’s Tweets
It was actually re-tweeted by someone I follow, but that’s who it originated from.
I’m like, dude, you didn’t even graduate high school.
And they’re all like “With these tits and these teeth, I didn’t have to”
I’m sure ZRM has the architect’s nose and scrotum piercings.
Oh, so THAT’S why the husband didn’t want to go to architecture school.
I agree – we need more sumptuary laws
Well, Republicans already cornered the market on assholes…
And they’re all like “With these tits and these teeth, I didn’t have to”
And then I’m all like, “You can drink a liter of Mountain Dew and do kegstands four days a week now, but just you wait…”
And they’re all like “With these tits and these teeth,
I didn’t have to”I could have beena contenderPam Gellar.fiqqst
AAAH! I just came in here to post that!
You gotta get up pretty early to outfox actor212.
Well, maybe not.
You can probably sleep in some.
Get up before noon, maybe.
Unless it’s a weekend.
I agree – we need more sumptuary laws
Well, Republicans already cornered the market on assholes…
Exactly. Think about medeval-style sumptuary laws we could enact now. For example: to be identified as a member of the Republican Party, you’d have to wear a pants-elephant (pockets inside out, fly open, dick hanging).
(pockets inside out, fly open, dick hanging).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I would like to die never having seen Republican dick, thankyouverymuch.
You gotta get up pretty early to outfox actor212.
Well, maybe not.
I’m so old, you can outfox me with a possum.
For example: to be identified as a member of the Republican Party, you’d have to wear a pants-elephant (pockets inside out, fly open, dick hanging).
Back in Catlick school that was “Kiss my bunny”
And then I’m all like, “You can drink a liter of Mountain Dew and do kegstands four days a week now, but just you wait…”
And then they’re all like “Yea, but with my rich sugar daddy, that’ll be a liter of Cristal and a Porschestand”
Back in Catlick school that was “Kiss my bunny”
Color me shocked.
I’m so old, you can outfox me with a possum.
You know WHO ELSE outfoxed people with possums?
You know WHO ELSE outfoxed people with possums?
Brer Adolph?
You know WHO ELSE outfoxed people with possums?
Grannie Mae Clampett?
Brer Adolph?
Hired the “Desert Fox” – I rest my case.
And then they’re all like “Yea, but with my rich sugar daddy, that’ll be a liter of Cristal and a Porschestand”
And then I’m all like, “Whatever, hobag.”
I thought Brer Adolph was the Vikings quarterback?
And then I’m all like, “Whatever, hobag.”
And they’re like “I can take your husband off you in a second”
And they’re like “I can take your husband off you in a second”
Are you trying to get me to start a catfight?
And then I’m all like, “Whatever, hobag.”
And they’re like “I can take your husband off you in a second”
I saw this movie on a plane. Lindsey Lohan, right?
Are you trying to get me to start a catfight?
And they’re all like “I’ve got better things to do than your husband, like scrape a bird turd off my windshield”
And they’re all like “I’ve got better things to do than your husband, like scrape a bird turd off my windshield”
Ouch. So that would probably work.
Lindsey Lohan, right?
There can be only one
Ouch. So that would probably work.
Careful, because you’d have to fight a turf war with the Cliniqueticians and their allies over as Estee Lauder.
Careful, because you’d have to fight a turf war with the Cliniqueticians and their allies over as Estee Lauder.
Meh, the Estee Lauder ladies are old.
Meh, the Estee Lauder ladies are old.
Don’t fall victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Cosmetician when messing face is on the line”!
They do wear white coats, like they’re doctors or some shit.
Otherwise their clothes would all be orange, too. They try on clothes during lunch and leave face skid marks on the necklines to creep out the unwary.
Say it ain’t so, B.O.! You really ARE a Muslim!
Barefoot = Muslim? HOLY CRAP I’m a Muslim RIGHT NOW!
And then I’m all like, “Whatever, hobag.”
Hey, I didn’t know my sister was on here! How’s every little thing?
Meh, the Estee Lauder ladies are old.
That’s so cruel. …sob…
They try on clothes during lunch and leave face skid marks on the necklines to creep out the unwary.
Oh! That’s who does that! I always thought it was just asshole customers who will die if they leave the house wearing fewer than 18 layers of foundation!
How’s every little thing?
I love this saying.
“Whatever, hobag.”
Does that come with matching shoes?
I’m always late to the party. Have all the masturbation/fat/Rush/walrus jokes been made?
I always thought it was just asshole customers who will die if they leave the house wearing fewer than 18 layers of foundation!
A little bit of this, a little bit of that. There are customers and employees that way, and they’ve formed an evil collective to ruin all the good clothes in the right size on the sale rack.
I love this saying.
It works best if your name is Mert, or my name isn’t Larrimore. And it isn’t.
they’ve formed an evil collective to ruin all the good clothes in the right size on the sale rack.
See, the smart one would be the ones who find a dress in their size BEFORE it goes on sale, then smear the hell out of it, forcing it to go on sale.
Does that come with matching shoes?
Yup.
(Note: I wanted a more egregious example with, say, a goldfish in the platform, but it’s probably inappropriate to Google “stripper shoes” at work.)
Yup.
Ohmy.
Suddenly foot fetishes make more sense.
“A high-stepping, ultra-sexy look comes from Pleaser’s Sky slide. It has a clear vinyl upper and a provocatively high platform and heel that’ll put you head and shoulders above the rest.”
I’ve discovered – the NVPR hard way – that when a little miniature person wears shoes like this and still doesn’t make it to your eye level, she gets really offended when you laugh.
I’m a census killer, get off my property.
Census killer, fuck counting citizenry!
I’ve discovered – the NVPR hard way – that when a little miniature person wears shoes like this and still doesn’t make it to your eye level, she gets really offended when you laugh.
She should be! If I wore those, I would deserve to be laughed at because I’d probably hit my head on the doorway. And break an ankle.
Census Killer, qu’est que c’est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
I’d probably hit my head on the doorway. And break an ankle.
There is nothing sexier than orthopedic injury. Just ask James Caan.
that when a little miniature person wears shoes like this and still doesn’t make it to your eye level, she gets really offended when you laugh
If she’s that short, isn’t it a waste for her to try to get taller? After all, you lose a place to rest your beer.
There are customers and employees that way, and they’ve formed an evil collective to ruin all the good clothes in the right size on the sale rack.
Bitches. I knew it! They’re probably the same people who tear open all the tights packages in my size.
There is nothing sexier than orthopedic injury. Just ask James Caan.
Right, cuz Kathy Bates is my dream girl….
(Note: I wanted a more egregious example with, say, a goldfish in the platform, but it’s probably inappropriate to Google “stripper shoes” at work.)
http://www.5thfloorproductions.com/segoplst.html
All you need to google is ‘goldfish platform shoes’
Those are not shoes.
Now THESE are shoes!
Now THESE are shoes!
You’re picturing Kathy in those right now, aren’t you?
There is nothing sexier than orthopedic injury.
I know! Crutches are part of my signature pick-up uniform.
You’re picturing Kathy in those right now, aren’t you?
She’s too..um…short.
Census Killer, qu’est que c’est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Ewick would run run run away regardless.
You’re picturing Kathy in those right now, aren’t you?
I bet you’re picturing Walrustitties in them.
I bet you’re picturing Walrustitties in them.
My imagination is currently occupied with the bruise on top of T&U’s head.
I bet you’re picturing Walrustitties in them.
NAST.
My imagination is currently occupied with the bruise on top of T&U’s head.
Uh, thanks?
My imagination is currently occupied with the bruise on top of T&U’s head
I’d be more conserned with her knees.
If, you know, I was that big a pig.
If, you know, I was that big a pig.
T&U – I have nothing but honorable intentions for the top of your head.
T&U – I have nothing but honorable intentions for the top of your head.
Thanks. You’re a gentlemen. Unlike SOME PEOPLE.
I have nothing but honorable intentions for the top of your head.
A sagittaphiliac, EH?
Pre-vert!
Pre-vert!
I am, ultimately, answerable to the Coca-Cola company.
T&U – I have nothing but honorable intentions for the top of your head.
i.e. “Can it hold my beer?” I guess all women are beer tables, just like all men are towel racks.
Bottom of the 1st, the Mets lead 2-0.
(A) The season can only go downhill from here.
(B) Live internet baseball is a wonder of our age. No more listening to radio announcers lie about what’s going – instead we get computers lying about what’s going on.
i.e. “Can it hold my beer?”
That’s only for little miniature people.
i.e. “Can it hold my beer?”
That’s only for little miniature people.
Yeah, the average person isn’t going to find my head to be a convenient beer table.
He doesn’t fool me for one second: he’s just going to look for a tall bar stool.
Census Killer, qu’est que c’est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
NOT funny!
In other news, did y’all know that McCain never considered himself a maverick? It’s true!
No more listening to radio announcers lie about what’s going – instead we get computers lying about what’s going on.
So, they’re going to get a sapient AI from a baseball stream on ESPN online? Crazy.
In other news, did y’all know that McCain never considered himself a maverick? It’s true!
I think we all know just who this is good news for.
NOT funny!
I thought French was inherently funny.
just so you knows I’m all au courant and shit:
you know who ELSE didn’t consider himself a maverick??!?!
In other news, did y’all know that McCain never considered himself a maverick? It’s true!
Damn! Good thing he didn’t do something stupid like base his entire Presidential campaign around the idea!
Has anyone told Caribou Barbie yet?
you know who ELSE didn’t consider himself a maverick??!?!
James Garner?
“This woman” can’t tell the difference between cause, and effect.
John McCain has never been a candidate for President. Check your facks, libs.
also from Steve Benen – the Tea Baggers are in line with the “new” American Mainstream. I think the twisty illogical construct for this is ” Tea Baggers are Real Mainstream Americans; & the definition of Real Mainstream American is – Tea Bagger!”.
sort of a teatology.
oops, meant to link:
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2010_04/023202.php#more
not even cupping his own balls? sheesh, can’t do anything right.
Bottom of the 1st, the Mets lead 2-0.
Impressions:
Santana looked great, no worries about his health. Wright’s HR was really weird: he stepped in the bukkit (keeping on topic) towards third, but slapped his ball down the right field line. Not sure what to make of that. Jason Bay is arguably the ugliest Met since George Theodore.
Thanks. You’re a gentlemen. Unlike SOME PEOPLE.
I had honorable intentions for your head, too! I admire your brain.
Other parts of you, eh, not so much…those you might want to protect.
Jason Bay is arguably the ugliest Met since George Theodore.
Ron Hodges still holds the record.
As opposed to Xavier Nady, of whom Mrs. __B said “He’s dreamy.”
sort of a teatology
The study of teats.
Ron Hodges still holds the record.
Nah uh. Bay is over in Sid Bream territory.
The study of teats.
interest..
website…
newsletter?
The study of teats.
interest..
website…
newsletter?
Why, I believe I can provide this
Bay is over in Sid Bream territory.
Both are gods next to Kent Tekulve.
Both are gods next to Kent Tekulve.
The only player who’s name gets pronounced best when you throw up.
I had honorable intentions for your head, too! I admire your brain.
Awww, thanks!
Other parts of you, eh, not so much…those you might want to protect.
Hey, that’s what mace is for.
Hey, that’s what mace is for.
Bah! I’ve been maced so many times, I use it for dessert topping.
Hey, that’s what mace is for.
The spray or the big iron ball on a chain, either work pretty well in the situation.
The spray or the big iron ball on a chain, either work pretty well in the situation.
I prefer the spray. I can’t really fit the ball and chain in my purse easily.
I can’t really fit the ball and chain in my purse easily.
Boy, how many times have I heard this in my life…
Bah! I’ve been maced so many times, I use it for dessert topping.
Mace cake!
Your ever-helpful weapons pedant here with a helpful tip.
Maces are rigid. The “big iron ball on a chain” is a FLAIL.
Thank you for your attention.
Maces are rigid. The “big iron ball on a chain” is a FLAIL.
Thank you for your attention.
So you’re saying we had FLAIL FAIL? the topic comes around to Limbaugh’s Viagra, yet again.
Maces are rigid.
Veiled erection reference?
Maces are rigid. The “big iron ball on a chain” is a FLAIL.
I know that, but “big iron ball on a stick” could be SO misinterpreted in this particular thread.
Maces are rigid.
No, Ruffles have ridges.
So a flail is a hand-held trebuchet? While a mace is an iClub??
Great. Now I’ve been looking at weapons on Wikipedia for the past 15 minutes.
Now I’ve been looking at weapons on Wikipedia for the past 15 minutes.
Don’t let your swash get bucklered.
Now I’ve been looking at weapons on Wikipedia for the past 15 minutes.
Did you check out the big iron ball on a stick…with the cowled head?
Uh, is this your website? (NSFW, duh)
Boy, that walrus sure is enjoying himself.
PENII
Uh, is this your website? (NSFW, duh)
I’m at work. Is that a plaster fetish site? I don’t know why I’m surprised.
Is that a plaster fetish site?
This is America! It’s a gyp-board fetish site.
This is America! It’s a gyp-board fetish site.
I suppose that’s better than some fancy pinko European stucco site.
It’s a gyp-board fetish site
We should be politically correct: Romaini-board fetish site (“Traveller-board” is acceptable)
Yep, plaster fetishism. I had never heard, or thought, of such a thing, until one of the female members (not a VPR) of a motorcycle message board I frequent hurt herself and posted a picture of her cast. A few of the other folks on the board were rather too interested in her well being. And no, I don’t know if she has a newsletter.
The Catholic Church has managed to outsource pedophilia to India.
But the priest in that story molested a girl!?!
I feel gypped.
I feel gypped
No, you feel traveled.
Tag. Fail I blame WP, of course.
“The Catholic Church has managed to outsource pedophilia to India.”
Now hold on – how can it be pedophilia? The girl was older than 10.
Yep, plaster fetishism.
I don’t get it…not that there aren’t much, much weirder fetishes.
I don’t get it…not that there aren’t much, much weirder fetishes.
Look, so what if the helium makes her pass out…I need her to talk like a duck, dammit! Don’t judge me!
I need her to talk like a duck, dammit! Don’t judge me!
That is a hilarious fetish. Almost as good as a sexy bee fetish.
That is a hilarious fetish.
Look, if I actually fucked a duck, you guys would get all on my ass about bestiality and poor Donald, but if I screw a woman who’s willing to talk like one, that you guys are fine with and it sure beats roasting her in an oven for dinner later.
I feel gypped.
Don’t you mean “I feel Roma’d”?
BTW, anyone got an email for Cockpuncho The Cock-Punching Gorilla? I have an intimate session planned for him with one Bill “Fucking Microsoft” Gates.
The Catholic Church has managed to outsource pedophilia to India.
It would seem like that by now, there should be no minors left in that church to molest. Howcome a church rationalizing rape is more credible than say, a black male doing it? Like I said before–the only people who can rationalize rape that way (like Donohue’s claim that raping a pubescent teen isn’t rape) are rapists. Same goes for the fuckin pope.
BTW, anyone got an email for Cockpuncho The Cock-Punching Gorilla? I have an intimate session planned for him with one Bill “Fucking Microsoft” Gates.
Hm? Why? Do tell…
it sure beats roasting her in an oven for dinner later
Vore fetish?
Wait, how many genital-punching animals are out there, anyway?
Just popping on to say that my cat is eating the potato and celery root purée I made last night. What a bitch.
Hm? Why? Do tell…
Two words:
“reinstall Windows”.
Linux here I come… as soon as I figure out how to re-size the partition without pissing off Windows to the point the aforementioned phrase becomes operational.
Linux here I come… as soon as I figure out how to re-size the partition without pissing off Windows to the point the aforementioned phrase becomes operational.
I believe – from my study of Linux before I went to Mac – that Ubuntu’s installer will do this for you. You don’t mind an all-brown desktop, do you?
You don’t mind an all-brown desktop, do you?
It’ll clash with his shoes!!!!!!
Vore fetish?
No thanks, I’ll just pick.
Linux here I come… as soon as I figure out how to re-size the partition without pissing off Windows to the point the aforementioned phrase becomes operational.
Mr. T&U had a problem with that. I wound up just running Linux on my laptop, which is nice about 95% of the time, but gets a little glitchy and can be a pain in the ass with my schoolwork (Blackboard doesn’t play nicely with non-Microsoft platforms). Our media server dual boots fine…don’t know why my computer won’t.
Wait, how many genital-punching animals are out there, anyway?
According to Google, About 2,720,000 results. But I have Safe Search turned off.
Wow! How did I miss this website???
http://www.cockpunches.com/
BTW, Pere? You are not alone:
http://www.cockpunches.com/archives/443
Chunky Ross Douthat is called out for being a cheap liar and idiot, and he explains that his lie was just ‘hyperbole’, you know, for ironic, dramatic effect.
Original Douchehat text:
The updated “oh, yeah, I’m sure it sounded like a fraudulent claim to you libruls” version:
Translation: “Oh shit, I guess my non-researched bullshit about Rachel Maddow is actually causing people to pay attention to the fatuous nonsense in my shitty column, so I won’t really admit being a non-researching, lying hack, instead I’ll just claim it’s dramatic exaggeration in an entertaining post-modern fashion.”
But, please, let’s hear more and more from such insightful types as Chunky Ross Donutfat and Urk Urksum on how to ‘save CNN’.
Wait, how many genital-punching animals are out there, anyway?
All’s I know is if I have Mr. Gates punched in the bikini region, I want PUNCHING.
Thusly a gorrila, which would punch the way I’d like to see punching proceed. Punchily.
She does, in fact, have conservatives on her show as conservatives, and it’s possible (as Greenwald suggests) that any seeming imbalance in her guest list is mainly the result of Republicans turning her invitations down.
I’d bet that Maddow gets more conservatives on her show than O’Reilly, Beck and Hannity get liberals on their shows. Combined.
Maddow is a tough questioner and while unabashed about her positions, has no problem with actually letting someone say his or her peace…THEN tearing it apart. She’s polite and studies hard before doing an interview.
“Hm? Why? Do tell…”
You need a reason? How about ‘for the public good’. Think of it like a class-action response for Windows v 1.0 and up.
Mr. Gates punched in the bikini
You know, I can’t *unsee* this….
Make your school do Moodle! It’s FREE.
Make your school do Moodle!
Isn’t that what has the Pope in hot water, all that Moodling?
Don’t be too quick to bookmark teh Cock-Punchers, there, Actor
Make your school do Moodle! It’s FREE.
I would loooooooooooooooooooove to. But I think we’re probably contractually bound to use BB.
We have an open-source thingy that the IT faculty use for classes, which is an improvement, but I still don’t love it.
Don’t be too quick to bookmark teh Cock-Punchers, there, Actor
See your ACORN and raise you Glenn Beck
Think of it like a class-action response for Windows v 1.0 and up.
I still have a copy of Win 1.0 somewhere.
It was fine up until Win 95 – that was the Line That Should Not Have Been Crossed.
Hell, I’d go back to 3.11 in a heartbeat (which I also have stashed away, dunno why) – never saw that crash no matter what I did to it.
By the way, great animation
Wait, how many genital-punching animals are out there, anyway?
Don’t forget Clamstompo, the Clam-Stomping… uh… clam.
Don’t forget Clamstompo, the Clam-Stomping… uh… clam.
And Snotsy, the loogie-flinging snot bubble
Don’t forget Clamstompo, the Clam-Stomping… uh… clam.
CLAMS GOT LEGS!!
I believe – from my study of Linux before I went to Mac – that Ubuntu’s installer will do this for you. You don’t mind an all-brown desktop, do you?
You can use gparted (your Gnome partition engine) before you reinstall Windows–just be sure to back everything up. I’m sure you do already.
You can get it from Sourceforge
CLAMS GOT LEGS!!
I recall that song, sung by ZZ Quahog.
I’m sure you do already.
I back up with a combo of Time Machine and Carbon Copy Cloner. And anything I actually need is on a server with RAID.
I’ve lost data. It’s not going to happen again if I can help it. Rassin frassin drive crashes.
Yoko’s obsession with giving John “underwater walrus'” when he should have been working in the studio was the real reason for the breakup of the Beetles.
Yoko’s obsession with giving John “underwater walrus’”
But the walrus was PAUL!!
Yoko’s obsession with giving John “underwater walrus’”
But the walrus was PAUL!!
Oh. Wait. I see your point.
The comments section of a political snark blog hardly seem the place to get tech support… but anyway:
I have a 80-some-odd Gig drive I want to partition to install Linux; about 1/2 the drive is empty but when I run FRIGGIN USELESS Windows Defrag it says it can’t defragment about a dozen files and therefore HA! HO! HA! I can’t resize the goddamn partition. And I don’t have enough space on the other hard drive (VEILED YOU-KNOW-WHAT REFERENCE!) to transfer these files over. So, for some reason over half the drive space is empty, but Windows won’t let me re-size its partition.
Which is why, among other Windoze-related issues, I wish to consult with aforementioned gorilla. (Glennbeck is penciled in for Thursday, rest assured.)
Which version of Windoze, Pere?
And of course, Testicleus the Testicle-Twisting Tapir.
FWIW, every time I’ve done a Windows / Linux dual boot, eventually Windows finds a way to completely f*** up and need reinstallation. I’m a rank amateur, though. Low rank, too.
Also, Kraken the Kock-Krackin’ Kraken. Also.
FWIW, every time I’ve done a Windows / Linux dual boot, eventually Windows finds a way to completely f*** up and need reinstallation. I’m a rank amateur, though. Low rank, too.
Yeah, that’s what we had to do with our desktop.
Don’t be too quick to bookmark teh Cock-Punchers, there, Actor
Saw that too…sounds like an uninformed loudmouthed jackass…unlike myself, of course.
He is hiring 16,000 IRS agents (SS troops) to dig into every orifice of your life
Memo to self… do not claim home orifice as a deduction.
Which version of Windoze, Pere?
xp – which stands for XTRA PENIS
xp – which stands for XTRA PENIS
Reboot into Safe Mode and run Defrag then. That ought to do the trick.
The only way I’ve ever gotten a Linux/Win dual boot to work properly was to format the whole drive, then partition the drive from a UBCD, then install windows, then Ubuntu. That turned out to be stable with Win2K SP4 and WinXP.
Here IS a good place to get free tech support from very knowledgeable people:
PC Mech
GRR
PC Mech, See forums
Look, if I actually fucked a duck, you guys would get all on my ass about bestiality
Were you a bestialest your ass would be one of the places I would not get.
sounds like an uninformed loudmouthed jackass
You know who ELSE needed a cock-punch?
I might need to narrow that down, huh?
Reboot into Safe Mode and run Defrag then. That ought to do the trick.
Thank you,
LicusActor. You’re a gentleman and a procurer.Angry walrus pirate, anyone?
I assure you that you weren’t trying hard enough. Don’t bring back those memories for me, m’kay? [shudder]
And the time and risk involved in resizing a windows partition usually makes me just go buy another drive, they’re cheap. Put it in as a second drive and install Linux (I hear the new Ubuntu will finally be ditching the brown) on that.
I’d bet that Maddow gets more conservatives on her show than O’Reilly, Beck and Hannity get liberals on their shows. Combined.
But alan colmes also.
Dude- Partition Magic or the like.
Oh and thank you all for that series of jokes. Was teh funneh.
Angry walrus pirate, anyone?
HA! You win the internet today. The eyepatch–nice touch!
Dude- Partition Magic or the like.
One small detail – according to Wikipedia:
As of December 8, 2009, the Symantec website states, “Sorry, we no longer offer Norton Partition Magic.”
BLEAH.
Anyone know a freeware alternative?
Anyone know a freeware alternative?
GParted is the GNOME partition application, but I don’t know if you can use it in Windows…I am useless. 🙂
PSMP- BitTorrent is your friend.
I can run GParted from a Puppy Linux live CD – which I did and that’s why I had to reinstall Windows.
I’ll have to try the Safe Mode thing when I get home.
low-hanging fruit, don’tcha know?
Veiled scrotal reference.
PSMP- BitTorrent is your friend.
oooh evil stealing money from software companies oooh bad bad bad evil
hey, wait. They’re no longer selling or supporting the damn thing anyway… (I know of a few role-playing games in the same situation!) AHHHHH I hate intellectual property wankering.
I can run GParted from a Puppy Linux live CD – which I did and that’s why I had to reinstall Windows.
Ah ha. Sorry if you mentioned that and I overlooked it. IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s see if I can get a link right today
Ultimate Boot CD
Make a bootable CD out of this image, and there are tons of partition managers on it.
All free (donations accepted, of course).
Ah ha. Sorry if you mentioned that and I overlooked it. IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
but if I do that where am I going to set my beer?
Make a bootable CD out of this image, and there are tons of partition managers on it.
Oh, SWEET.
Thenkyew!
OT, but I just find this hilarious…
Repubs are so quick to blast everyone else for “playing the race card”. Well, here Michael Steele (probably correctly) indicates that as a black man, his margin for error is thinner than that of his white colleagues…Set your clocks to double standard time, folks…
IOKIYAR
fy in the neck, wp.
tsam beat me to teh bootcd thing anyway, but I was going to say you should image your drive before doing any of this. Driveimagexml works for me, and isn’t too screwy to deal with. It comes on this other bootcd, or from the publisher. You need the boot cd to restore a system drive, but you can make an image while normally running.
A million times easier than reinstalling everything.
A million times easier than reinstalling everything.
Amen to that!
When wfp gets around to letting my other comment through, it mentions that you should keep said image on a USB drive for restore purposes. I think. Try it, you’ll like it.
A million times easier than reinstalling everything.
you just need to upgrade to MS-Self-Fellating-Walrus-Penis version 7.2 service pack 5
Whoa! Who left this thread out in the sun all day???
you just need to upgrade to MS-Self-Fellating-Walrus-Penis version 7.2 service pack 5
IS that code named Angry Pirate?
MS-Self-Fellating-Walrus-Penis version 7.2 service pack 5
aka Vista
It comes on this other bootcd
BartPE
I know that name all too well. I’ve used BartPE to reinstall Windows on a couple UMPCs I have that don’t have CD drives. Installing Win XP from a USB stick takes for-fucking-ever, but it works.
As a S,N! grows longer, the probability of it devolving into PC support questions approaches 1.
As a S,N! grows longer,
VPR
On Erk Erksome and the census:
Ooooh. A bureaucrat with a sense of humor.
Nice.
As a S,N! grows longer, the probability of it devolving into PC support questions approaches 1.
I am so tempted to start a Mac/PC spazasm but will refrain for no apparent reason.
Being realistic and humorous is theft.
bureaucrats are notorious for their sense of humor, Looch. I mean, do you really think we need all those forms done in triplicate? That’s just them fucking with you to see if you’ll do it.
I am so tempted to start a Mac/PC spazasm but will refrain for no apparent reason.
Oh god, please, no.
That has got to be the most dead-ended argument one could ever possibly have. What a waste of self-righteous anger.
That has got to be the most dead-ended argument one could ever possibly have. What a waste of self-righteous anger.
That would be a very apparent reason.
Off the computer support topic;
Olbermann just featured a quote by Glenn Beck (I can’t find it except for videos that are painfully long), comparing himself to Rosa Parks
All I have to say is YOU MOTHERFUCKER. Those are FIGHTING words, asshole.
start a Mac/PC
i’m waiting for the univac tablet pc running VS/9
a quote by Glenn Beck comparing himself to Rosa Parks
Wow.
And just when I thought I hated him as much as I possibly could.
Oh, ferfuxsake, can we pleeeeeeeez have a new thread before this descends into another full-blown spin-dry geekgasm?
Glenn Beck is a Maverick.
And.
ZRM!
WIngnut Processor?
Hello!
The fact is, Glen Beck is more like Rosa Parks than Rosa Parks. He is standing up for the right to sit down where he please, which in a PC gone crazy USA means all white straight males off the bus so the protected minorites with special rights get to do what they want. We want our country back.
Gary Ruppert said
dude, your perfect spelling and syntax, and coherent flow of thought give you away. a real wingnut would have more teabonics and random goofyness
but if I do that where am I going to set my beer?
I dunno–get one of those fancy hats!
but if I do that where am I going to set my beer?
I dunno–get one of those fancy hats!
Or grow moobs; what else are they good for? Gary, help me out here.
but if I do that where am I going to set my beer?
I dunno–get one of those fancy hats!
Or grow moobs; what else are they good for?
Or gradually stretch your scrotum with ever-larger brass clamps until there’s enough lose skin to hold a beer can.
Noel would have been happier in her marriage if she joined in with her husband’s quest for sexual adventure, but that would have been naughty.
Or gradually stretch your scrotum with ever-larger brass clamps until there’s enough lose skin to hold a beer can.
Do it enough for a 6-pack and some ice and forget needing a cooler!
Reveal yourself, Gary. I have a suspicion, but I’m not throwing out any accusations that might get my ass kicked…
Noel would have been happier in her marriage if she joined in with her husband’s quest for sexual adventure, but that would have been naughty.
I don’t know, man. I’m thinking if we got a peek into the bedroom of these prudish right-winger christian types, we would go catatonic for a few minutes. I think our own sexually liberal values are probably pretty clean compared to unleashing a lifetime of sexual repression all at once.
I mean, honestly. There was actually a GROUP of people who all agreed to go to a lesbian bondage themed strip/sex club. Now, I would have NO problem going to something like that. But if I were at some kind of business gathering, you couldn’t convince me to even float that as an idea for something to do! Good old family values conservatives–just keep adding pressure to the closed tank until it explodes.
Given who’s going and watching, it’s probably less insulting to lesbians to call the RNC’s fav club “girl on girl action” rather than “lesbian”.
Good point…Someone suggested to me today that the Repukes might have scored some points with the GLBT community by not running away from this like they have. Of course, this was a douchebag redneck. (surprise).
I thougth that was a pretty apt commentary on the Republican world-view. Why do they want to get married? We fuckin give them money at girl-pr0n bondage clubs. Homo marriage is ramming their agenda down our throats and violating our constitutional rights!
Wtf?
To Limbaugh = to abuse with a humorless dildo mallet.
Or gradually stretch your scrotum with ever-larger brass clamps
Kids, I have learned the hard way [veiled SCROTUS reference] that the One True Way to achieve a preposterously baggy nutsack is to wear boxer shorts all your life. I had a tailor ask me if I dressed to the left or the right (I’m a dashed snappy dresser, you understand) and I had to admit it’s pretty much both, these days.
To Limbaugh = to
abusepunish with a humorless dildo malletFitq’d.
When do you want the country to go back to and with whom?
Colonel Mustard, in the 1880s, with watered railroad stock.
Colonel Mustard, in the 1880s, with
watered railroad stock.CandlestickFixed, with cellophane veiled PENIS reference. My throat has been burned severely.
Is repression at the root of perversity?
Is self-righteousness caused by feelings of superiority?
Is certainty found to be the result of narrowmindedness?
Is perversity brought on by conservatism?
Are authoritarians followers.
Is following inspired by self-loathing?
Does self-loathing become sadism?
Does conservatism prove that evolution does not occur?
Are butt-kissing and back-stabbing genetic or environmental?
Is worshipping other humans sane?
Is there a vaccine for tyranny?
If I can blow myself am I deviant or special?
How big can one be before considered a mutant?
Would you go with Colonel Mustard if he had moobs? Were moobs rare in the 1880s?
Scar My Tattered Body No More
Would you go with Colonel Mustard if he had moobs? Were moobs rare in the 1880s?
Looking at the cover of my Monopoly game, I think moobs were not rare back then. I’m not worried about the moobs anyway. Col. Mustard is merely an apt stage name. I loves me some mustard on my beef and cheese hoagie.
Scar my tattered body no more….
Yeah, dude was tuhRIPPIN.
FUCKIN’ QUAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!
Glenn Beck needs a visit from all of our cockpunching animal friends.
Glenn Beck needs a visit from all of our cockpunching animal friends.
Why limit it to animals?
The DNC could fund its entire 2010 election campaign on selling tickets to lefties who want to cockpunch the bastard.
actor 212 said:
Gacy, Limbaugh: two serial killers.
Minor (and incredibly late) correction:
Limbaugh is a cereal killer.
(A couple bushels’ worth every morning.)
funniest comment on the vid, the guy saying “I wonder why he’s doing that.”
Because he CAN, perhaps?
Coo-Coo-ga-Joob, everyone.
Wait I think I first* saw that video on this site. It illustrated a post not about Limbaugh but about Robert Samuelson. Maybe it was at balloon juice.
*and last. I only watched it once. Yech. I mean I’m not a prude, but just the thought of Robert Samuelson makes me shrivel up.