More kittens going to hell in handbaskets
Posted on June 12th, 2006 by Brad
It has come to our attention that the Editors recently posted a series of sickeningly cute pictures of kittens snuggling inside baskets.
Yes, Kitty Minion, we think he stinks too. That’s why we’ve decided to post some not-so-adorable kitten pictures of our own:
Consider this the opening battle of Kitten Kombat 2006.
Ahhh! Kitties!!!
I think.
That’s what we come here for. Send ’em after Ruppert.
I think that last one is Ruppert.
It is creepy how much the black ones ‘below the fold’ look like my recently deceased kitty.
It makes me almost believe in kitty hell.
why does the one at the top have like seven feet?
why does the one at the top have like seven feet?
It’s name is Dirk Meowitski?
mikey
To arms, ladies and gentlemen of the Sadly, No! Community!
Cry havoc, and let slip the cats of war!
Whoa – and what an impressive first salvo it is!
Take that Teh Editorz!!!11one!!
It’s name is Dirk Meowitski?
Why do you hate Germans and those of German descent? I, for one, will not tolerate this gratuitous anti-Prussian bias! Also you mistakenly used “it’s” instead of “its.”
I watched a cat squat along the edge of a toilet. That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare.
The horror.
I, for one, will not tolerate this gratuitous anti-Prussian bias!
You misspelled Pussian.
Damn, but those are some skeevy-looking cats.
why does the one at the top have like seven feet?
It is the Gatekeeper at the Portal of Chthulhu.
Totally OT but still GLORIOUS news.
USA (pop. 298,444,215) 0 – Czech Republic (pop. 10,235,455) 3
Yep, we got bounced by the Czechs.
Does that first cat have his eyes closed? He looks like he’s enjoying dropping the little brown kittens off at the pool a little too much.
tigrismus, that just provoked the sort of spit-take that has my neighbor over the cubicle wall complaining about the rain of cheeseburger fragments that have just landed on his head
Oops, sorry Crapture’s cube-neighbor! Let the cheeseburger bits dry and they brush right off.
You misspelled Pussian.
Ba-dum-bum! Thank you, thank you! Fish and I will be here all week. Tip jar’s to your left – keep your waiters and waitresses in mind; they’re workin’ hard out there for ya.
Also: try the veal.
Also also: the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show.
Now you guys have done it.
Another party has deployed the dreaded Godwin’s Kittens:
http://leenks.com/link42826.htm
A smashing addition perfectally in line with the S,N! tradition of death-kitties. These new recruits shall be an excellent addition to our massive army of furball-producing doom!
That’s right – in Soviet World Cup, Czechs cancel YOU!
Sean
My, lovely hellbeasts you got there.
And it’s tough going in those patented “Gavin Shortz®”!
RED ALERT KITTIES – TARGET ACQUIRED!!!!!!!111!
http://tinyurl.com/hjxsu
Gory Ruppert said,
June 31, 2525 at 007
It is a fact that the creature at the bottom is indeed not a true cat, but a cat larva.
Here’s some soothing saline solution before anyone tries to gouge out their eyeballs!
http://kitten-picture.blogspot.com/
Dude!
Where’d you get the Chupacabras?
http://www.geocities.com/ifthethunderdontgetya/republicans_are_cat_stranglers_too.html
So there!
Angel kittens!
Top that.