Why do I feel like I’ve just snuck pornography?

…after watching half the episode…

I think I’d laugh more if it didn’t remind me of how objectivists actually think.

The sound effects are a nice addition.

And it’s also good to hear “dentistry is theft.”

You forgot to point out that all we are assured of is death, the cold dark hand of the tomb squeezing life out of our hearts, so, shut up all you diseased scumbags trying to claim some sort of right of not being dead. If all of you would stop trying not to die, then we wouldn’t have to be so oppressively taxed.

TEH FUCHING FERRETS! Now giving hand jobs!
http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/

He’s actually a more convincing human than most objectivists.

However, that he works out in a gym, completely unrealistic.

However, that he works out in a gym, completely unrealistic.

We have evidence that he wears a track suit and hangs around locker rooms, but I’m not sure that evidence of working out is yet present.

But what if a terrorist attack were the only way to stop the communists?

Oh, nevermind.

We have evidence that he wears a track suit and hangs around locker rooms, but I’m not sure that evidence of working out is yet present.

Pinko is a PRO, man, that was TOTALLY research for the part.

OMG! Is that O’Keefe on the table?

This must be some of that Hentai you kids is always watching on your eyepods.
Get offfa my lawn. And take these dang tentacles with you.

The hanging out is the hard part to get right. Working out is for Reality stars.

I dare you to put the Pope into a vid with a kid on a table like that.

Are you here for the one o’clock Death Panel?

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6269837
Okay, I couldn’t resist this technology. Look out, James Cameron. There’s a new sheriff in town.

Capt. Trollypants said,

March 17, 2010 at 3:34

I dare you to put the Pope into a vid with a kid on a table like that.
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Thank Gawdness that teh 3Bulls! Scandal Defense Attorney is on THE CASE.

‘Cause it don’t lookl good for the home Emus.
~

Uh oh. Funny Sadly videos only mean that our pal Goober will be back here once again to explain why evangelical wingnut humor is so much better than ours. Also that AoSHQ is funnier than S,N!.

To filet a Mockingbird.
~

Sadly No! isn’t the only source for embarrassing mockery of TeaTard rage against HCR. Newspapers do it too!

Video shot by the Columbus Dispatch from today’s Honk and Wave in Support of Health Care at Congresswoman Mary Jo Kilroy’s district office contains a segment wherein the teabaggers mock and scorn an apparent Parkins[o]n’s victim telling him “he’s in the wrong end of town to ask for handouts“, calling him a communist and throwing money at him to “pay for his health care”.

Along with their takedown of that awful lady trying not to die of leukemia, the right is exploring new territories plumbing new corners of sewer systems in harassing people who need health care.

Maybe we could organize some TeaTard marches on wards full of children with muscular dystrophy, and they could shout at the kids how they’re all a bunch of fascist parasites who think somebody owes them some sort of comfortable living, and stop ramming their pitiful young innocence down everyone else’s throats.

Censoring for the Captain.

OK, I won’t forget.
~

do you think the problem is that people are stupid, or is it just that they’re stupid?

Uh oh. Funny Sadly videos only mean that our pal Goober will be back here once again to explain why evangelical wingnut humor is so much better than ours

I dunno, he pretty much opened himself up to even more ridicule by posting a “You’re dead after school” challenge to actor212.

do you think the problem is that people are stupid, or is it just that they’re stupid?

I think both of those are true to some extent. In these folks’ cases, it’s also that they’re near-bursting at the seams with poorly articulated and consequently misdirected rage.

Oh, and they’re dumb.

Do people aside from the usual 1%’ers really click on this stuff? “Here’s a music video. Here’s a live concert clip from the ’70s. Here’s a Lego-people CGI political manifesto.” Who loads a seven minute clip and then sits and watches it on the strength of “Today’s argument about reconciliation reminds me strongly of THIS. Edit: Flaming Carrot points out that THIS is a better summation.” 3 a.m. channel-surfing at your computer? Seriously?

Descriptive summary or GTFO, fellow television-killers, or explain why not. Amirite? No offense to present company, because at least the quality goes in before the name goes on, but generally this kind of crap is endemic and it puzzles me.

I’ve observed that the dankest of video nugs are either personally recommended, i.e. through person-to-person email with no CC: list a mile long, or they go totally viral and the hipster endemic crappers refuse to acknowledge their existence. (Anything that’s been forwarded twice to four dozen people each time is obviously worse than a bite from a rabid plague rat; this is what mail filtering is for.)

Bitch, I didn’t say it was any goddamn good, although admittedly I’m drunk with the power. But mine’s under a minute long, at least. Then again, so’s your cock.

3 a.m. channel-surfing at your computer? Seriously?

Don’t you judge me.

ooooOOOooh, dissed by the Boney Hipster.

Well I’m sad now.

Wait, is Boney Baloney for the xtranormal lego people vid or against it?

I dare you to put the Pope into a vid with a kid on a table like that.

It’s dead girl-live boy, so the kid on the slab would actually be survivable, politically.

Who loads a seven minute clip and then sits and watches it on the strength of “Today’s argument about reconciliation reminds me strongly of THIS.

Well if some guy with a funny name did it, I’M A CLICKIN’!

*sob* At least I try … *sniffle* … sometimes

NOW LET’S ALL GET TOTALLY WASTED w00 T FUCK YEAH

ФУКИН' А!

Take ur Venezuelan commie hieroglyphics elsewhere, bub

Well, Boneyperson, we’re sorry for wasting your time. You can cancel your subscription and receive a full refund.

I know the world’s turning to shit, but this place was more fun when, well, the world wasn’t turning to shit. Bankruptcy, unemployment, illness without insurance, knowledge of history and world current events depriving you of the will to live, yet another funeral for a kid who died for W’s War — lots of things can give you skin as thin as gold leaf. Believe me, I know.

Having said that: “Where’d you get that scar, eating pussy?” (Forgive the lack of a link to the film Scarface; or should I say, “I can’t help wondering where the SENSITIVITY comes from around here.”) And no — the word for the day is “context” — I haven’t clicked all the damn links to prove my bona fides about clicking links. …Jesus, Brad’s right, people really haven’t read the HCR bill, have they, they’re just popping off from the tops of their empty heads… Oh well, you’re all doing everything right, my thought pollution has been defeated for now, carry on.

Who is this Bub person you speak of? He is unfamiliar to me.

First they came for the war camels, and I did not speak out because I was not a war camel;
Then they came for the giant wolves, and I did not speak out because I was not a giant wolf;
Then they came for the gargantuan mummies, and I did not speak out because I was not a gargantuan mummy;
Then they came for the risen kings, and I did not speak out because I was not a risen king;
Then they came for me – and there was no one left to speak out for me.

why so righteous? I was just doing my wolverine impression … bub is a placeholder not a specific reference to any person!

I’ve been too busy watching vids to read the bill, but I’ll bet it’s pretty skimpy on mental health, eh? So sad when people can’t get their meds. It really is not something to laugh about.

First they came on the back issues of Penthouse, and I did not speak out because Larry Flynt had already poached me to write cutlines for Hustler

You know what I miss? The alligator.

Was it an albino?

Jet black baby, jet black.

I gazoogled “war camels” and “risen kings” and got this, which seems relevant:

Sultan Mahmud Khan had prepared 120 war elephants armored with chain mail. He had put poison on the tusks, which put fright into the Tatar lines. Timur took action and the Tatars dug out a trench in front of their positions. Timur then took his camels and placed all the wood and hay he could on their backs. When the war elephants charged he lit the camels on fire and then prodded them with iron sticks. They charged at the elephants howling in pain. Timur had understood that elephants were easy creatures of panic. Faced with the strange specter of the burning camels flying straight at them with flames leaping from their backs, the elephants turned around and stampeded back toward their own lines. Timur entered Delhi and the city was sacked, destroyed, and left in ruins.

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Faced with the strange specter of the burning camels flying straight at them with flames leaping from their backs, the elephants turned around and stampeded back toward their own lines.

Elephants have long memories so you know it haunted them for the rest of their lives.

fuk this noize i am commenting over at PP’s joint/3bulls 3eva muthafuckas PEACE

PS ‘3eva’ is the new ‘4eva’

Timur only had one hand and it had hair on its palm

I thought I did a pretty good two-character naked lady up there, Timur.

I thought I did a pretty good two-character naked lady up there, Timur.

What’s with all the earnestness? Live a little

BTW, tomorrow is National Accuse Random Bloggers Of Being Too Earnest DAy

The ‘A’ in DAy is capitalized on purpose

it’s a reference to my initials. Only the overly earnest object to that bit of product placement

Sometimes when we touch ourselves
The honesty’s too much ourselves

Pett putt pooking, you hippies! May your belief system make your body ooze depressing cum, you grief-inducing maladjusted freaks! How’s Chris Dodd working for you now? Got your carbon tax yet?

National Accuse Random Bloggers Of Being Too Earnest DAy is powered by a randomly generated algorithm that by the purest coincidence has selected Glenn Greenwald for censure in six of the past six years since this national day of observance first started six years ago.

Chris Dodd is the canker sore of the liberal consciousness. It hurts so goddam good.

♫ Al Gore Rhythm ♫

It’s St. Patrick’s Day! Hypmotize a snake for god! PENIS substitutes!

http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/

Is your business in the right hands?

Nuh-uh, really?

Bog help me, but I sort of want one of the t-shirts.

We are currently investigating other options, but until then, we plan to continue our current branding in the hopes that clearer heads prevail.

With keen acumen like that, they’re going to make more money with the t-shirts anyhow.

When is science going to find the Clueless Gene? I mean, you’d think that by the time folks like this hit adulthood they’d know that they were missing out on a few punchlines. Running stuff past your drunken, moronic brother-in-law before committing to it seems like an easy call. Unless, of course, he was “the individual who encouraged its use.” Then you’re just fucked.

I thought I did a pretty good two-character naked lady up there, Timur.

And here I thought it was a one-eyed elephant seal having a bad day.

I think I need some booze.

Or a brother-in-law.

Or less acid.

TAMBURLAINE. Holla, ye pamper’d jades of Asia!
What, can ye draw but twenty miles a-day?

people forget what a right bastard lame timur was. here, kit marlowe has him harassing the assorted kings, sheiks, and emperors he has defeated, stripped naked, and chained to his chariot like horses

people speak of riseNkings, and even FerrethAndJobs, but hoooo remeMMMbers the noSmo King???

Okay, even at $30 for a FUCHING TSHIRT, I must have one that says this on the front.

After reviewing various economic systems, reading several major economists, analyzing current events with a large dose of skepticism, (bullshit detector at maximum sensitivity,) reviewed the recent steps taken in financial reform, (willing to fight to the death for the freedom to screw each other over without consequence,) while taking in the perspective of European and Asian systems. I weighed the impact of unreliable perceptions by prominent professionals. I can now write with some degree of certainty, that the present situation is hopeless. The fact is that the brightest and the best among us have not found answers that are smarter than anyone’s guess. This is one of the reasons that appearing sincere while expressing viewpoints that one could not care less about, is a valuable asset. We live in a world where being an a**hole has its rewards.

“…fixin’ a hole where the rain gets in…”

After reviewing various economic systems, reading several major economists, analyzing current events with a large dose of skepticism, (bullshit detector at maximum sensitivity,) reviewed the recent steps taken in financial reform, (willing to fight to the death for the freedom to screw each other over without consequence,) while taking in the perspective of European and Asian systems, I have reached a conclusion. I also weighed the impact of unreliable perceptions by prominent professionals. I can now write with some degree of certainty, that the present situation is hopeless. The fact is that the brightest and the best among us have not found answers that are smarter than anyone’s guess. This is one of the reasons that appearing sincere while expressing viewpoints that one could not care less about, is a valuable asset. We live in a world where being an asshole has its rewards.

< Tamburlaine the Great. Who, from a Scythian Shephearde
by his rare and woonderfull Conquests, became a most
puissant and mightye Monarque. And (for his tyranny,
and terrour in Warre) was tearmed, The Scourge of God.
Deuided into two Tragicall Discourses, as they were
sundrie times shewed vpon Stages in the Citie of London.
By the right honorable the Lord Admyrall, his seruauntes.
Now first, and newlie published. London. Printed by
Richard Ihones: at the signe of the Rose and Crowne
neere Holborne Bridge. 1590. 4to.

…OLYMPIA. An ointment which a cunning alchymist
Distilled from the purest balsamum
And simplest extracts of all minerals,
In which the essential form of marble stone,
Temper'd by science metaphysical,
And spells of magic from the mouths of spirits,
With which if you but 'noint your tender skin,
Nor pistol, sword, nor lance, can pierce your flesh…

the assorted kings, sheiks, and emperors he has defeated, stripped naked, and chained to his chariot like horses

All of them played by three actors.

Why is that patient wearing tighty blueies?

Tom Robbins’ Bad Date Spaghetti

Ingredients:
4 pinches sand tiger, charred
1 can date, knowledgeably creamed
1 bunch angry Saint Paulin cheese
2 portions bonytail chub tentacle
5 cups butter
1 jigger sage

Pre-heat your oven to 185 Farenheit. Pick over the ingredients historically and discard excess fimo. Place the sand tiger into a large skillet. Mash the date with the Saint Paulin cheese over low heat in a bag. Stuff the resulting mixture into the sand tiger. Find some Devonshire cream and drink it. Stuff the resulting concoction into the sand tiger. Find some rose wine and drink it. Stuff the resulting mixture into the sand tiger. Find some anise-flavored liqueur and drink it. Stuff – very allegedly – the bonytail chub tentacle, butter, and the sage. Spread the latter combination on to the former. Grill for 69 hours. Serves 11 friends with enticing stomachs.

bonytail chub

Can I substitute Chunky Reese Witherspoon?

These comments are over my head…but I’m not that bright.

BTW, tomorrow is National Accuse Random Bloggers Of Being Too Earnest DAy

Surely you jest, DA?

No one can accuse you of being shrill and angry…stop being so earnest. It’s important!

BTW, tomorrow is National Accuse Random Bloggers Of Being Too Earnest DAy

NARBOBTED? It’s already been a year? Time flies when you’re witnessing the crumbling of civilization as you know it, I guess.

http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/

I wonder if you have to travel to Pen Island for one of those?

http://penisland.net/

I wonder if you have to travel to Pen Island for one of those?

http://penisland.net/

I don’t know, but it sounds like PARADISE!

NARBOBTED? It’s already been a year?

It’s always the day after Saint Urho day, you know that! We do it in honor of the massive hangover from the celebrations!

Time flies when you’re witnessing the crumbling of civilization as you know it, I guess.

Rome wasn’t burnt in a day.
It took like a good week.

I don’t know, but it sounds like PARADISE!

Then you’ll want to try:

Masterbaitonline.com

Of course, T&U, this might be more up your, um, alley:

Powergenitalia.com

Me, I’m going on vacation:

http://travel.co.ck/

Double bing bang hell- I was all set to go to the gathering of the tribe when I got a call from work… my co-worker was supposed to return to work after cataract surgery, but is unable to come in today, so I have to cover for him. Even worse, I mistakenly put cumin seeds in the soda bread instead of caraway seeds. GRRRR! The day won’t be a total loss, the boiling bacon and cabbage is coming along just fine, and I had a beautiful black pudding for breakfast.

Plus, I’ll be able to hit the gin mills after work.

Powergenitalia.com, Masterbaitonline.com

What are you talking about? I just like pens a lot.

Me, I’m going on vacation:

Acting school? Or do you need some health care?

I mistakenly put cumin seeds in the soda bread instead of caraway seeds.

OH GROSS. I mean, I love cumin, but that sounds nasty.

I am looking forward to corned beef and cabbage tonight, but I doubt I’ll be doing much drinking. I don’t really need a holiday to drink a lot anyway.

Or do you need some health care?

Mental health care.

M-mo-mother…what’s the phrase? She’s isn’t quite herself today.

I mistakenly put cumin seeds in the soda bread instead of caraway seeds

Pick up the phone and coriander someone who gives a crap/

What are you talking about? I just like pens a lot.

Yes.

Of course.

“Pens”. Full of…ink.

OH GROSS. I mean, I love cumin, but that sounds nasty.

It’s actually not too bad, but it is weird… it’s like something these guys would have made.

Pick up the phone and coriander someone who gives a crap/

You hit fennel on the head!

Knock it off you nutmegs, before I mace you!

You hit fennel on the head!

It was sage advice, given just in thyme.

Knock it off you nutmegs, before I mace you!

I clove your witty sense of humor.

Black pudding? For breakfast? Unhhh….I’m crawling back under the covers, right now.

before I mace you!

I had a date that ended like that once; it was delicious.

It’s actually not too bad, but it is weird…

Do you have currants or raisins in it? I just think that would be weird. Although Indian food often has cumin and other smoking flavors with raisins, so maybe not.

Man, this has been a scorching thread. Should never have composed myself for rest last night.

I had a date that ended like that once; it was delicious.

Sounds like anise date!

(Wait, are we expanding to all foodstuffs?)

Wait, are we expanding to all foodstuffs?

Why not? They all expand us!

I had a date that ended like that once

Who gives a fig?

Parse, Lee, Sage, Rose, Mary and Time, LLC

Lordy, I step away for 12 hours or so and this place goes totally non-Euclidean. Sorry to miss it.

I know the world’s turning to shit, but this place was more fun when, well, the world wasn’t turning to shit.

This blog was founded in 2003, as far as I can tell. I’d respectfully argue that even if the world is turning to shit it’s doing so at the least quickly accelerating rate during S,N!’s lifetime.

What are you talking about? I just like pens a lot.

The penis, mightier than the sword.

this place goes totally non-Euclidean

Kids, Mr. Math is a professional. Don’t make parallel lines cross at home without proper safety equipment.

Parse, Lee, Sage, Rose, Mary and Time, LLC

Most of those attorneys won’t take your case.

Rose, Mary woulds.

The penis, mightier than the sword.

“Tranquility Base here. The penis landed.”

Lordy, I step away for 12 hours or so and this place goes totally non-Euclidean.

On Euclid Avenue in Brooklyn, 2+2 equals whatever the hell they want it to.

I clove your witty sense of humor.

You’re parsleying my words!

Do you have currants or raisins in it? I just think that would be weird. Although Indian food often has cumin and other smoking flavors with raisins, so maybe not.

I have raisins in it- I usually put a mix of black and golden ones in (“spotted dog” style). The effect is kinda like a picadillo.

Maybe it’s Argentine-style, Che Guevara was a Kerry man. I also have an Argentine connection, my great-granparents (mom’s dad’s parents) met in Buenos Aires, and my grandfather was born on the boat to Ellis Island.

“Tranquility Base here. The penis landed.” [emphasis added]

At least you don’t overestimate the effect you have.

I clove your witty sense of humor.

You’re parsleying my words!

I don’t like to dill-dally.

At least you don’t overestimate the effect you have.

When you wield a club like mine, people tend to need sedation.

When you wield a club like mine, people tend to need sedation.

I guess the post-parade drinking has begun in Midtown.

These puns a salt any decent sense of taste.

I guess the post-parade drinking has begun in Midtown.

**sigh** I’ll have to catch up with everybody in Woodlawn after work.

The Aggressive Secularism Menace!

These puns a salt any decent sense of taste.

Oh, lighten up. It’s not like we mint them.

Oh, lighten up. It’s not like we mint them.

They do serve a homeland security purpose. We scare the Islamists away and it’s tarragon.

homeland security purpose

Day of the Dolphin 2: This Time It’s Electric Bugaloo

faaa luuuuv paaaa

Day of the Dolphin 2: This Time It’s Electric Bugaloo

You can be a real orca grinder.

Orca grinders are probably tastier than whale heros. Or sub subs.

Or B^4’s soda bread.

Day of the Dolphin 2: This Time It’s Electric Bugaloo

“This time he wittingly trained a dolphin to kill”

I had a beautiful black pudding for breakfast

You know how that sounds to a D&D player, don’t you?

In related news, health care reform opponents are still sick fucks.

They’re all assholes, sesame.

I had a beautiful black pudding for breakfast

You know how that sounds to a D&D player, don’t you?

Call me Juiblex, baby!

They’re all assholes, sesame.

That’s not the wurst of it.

They really think ad hominem is a good idea. It amazes me every time I see it.

Call me Juiblex, baby!

I don’t want to see your face tho!

I hear the weather in Pen Island is wonderful this time of year.

That’s not the wurst of it.

Do you instantly lose your soul after voting republican?

It amazes me every time I see it.

Sadly, not I.

before I mace you!

Are we talking the modern spray-can kind of mace or the medieval bonking over the head kind of mace?

I hear the weather in Pen Island is wonderful this time of year.

As I said…

Are we talking the modern spray-can kind of mace or the medieval bonking over the head kind of mace?

How about a spiked mace that sprays mace?

How about a spiked mace that sprays mace?

How about a spray can that shoots out little spiked balls?

…as I instinctively cross my legs…

As I said…

Do you have a timeshare, actor?

little spiked balls

I haven’t been to a gala like that since the RNC Convention of ’08!

That’s not the wurst of it.

I’ll bet Marcelas’ family has granite countertops, too.

This doesn’t chive with the way we view ourselves, but I’m pretty sure they’ve underestimated the percentage of sociopaths in this country. Researchers say it’s 1-4%, but I think it’s more like, say, 20%.

Do you have a timeshare, actor?

Yes, but she prefers to call herself a hooker.

I’m pretty sure they’ve underestimated the percentage of sociopaths in this country

Those in your town of residence are called homeopaths.

Those in your town of residence are called homeopaths.

The nudists are naturopaths.

Those in your town of residence are called homeopaths.

Even worse, some of them are also thespians.

BILINGUAL thespians.

Yes, but she prefers to call herself

DKW’s mom?

Those in your town of residence are called homeopaths.

The scientists among them are called scicopaths.

BILINGUAL thespians.

Can they talk out of both sides of their mouths?

DKW’s mom?

Yes, because my mom goes about referring to herself as my moth..HEY! My mom’s not a whore – your mom’s the whore.

Speaking of xtranormal, Link NSFW.

That’s true, kid.

HEY! My mom’s not a whore – your mom’s the whore.

What kind of whore? Radical feminist whore who writes on the interstices of gender politics and the entrepreneurial womyn?

Or more of a self-deprecating niche fetish sort of thing, like with the fat and the body hair and the bad hygiene?

I feel like I need to be on something to understand this thread. The comments are like the trippy song numbers from “The Sarah Silverman Program.” I’m gonna go get drunk and try again.

I feel like I need to be on something to understand this thread

Try glue.

BILINGUAL thespians.

Can they talk out of both sides of their mouths?

In TWO different languages, yet!

They’re cunning linguists, they are.

Peppering comments with spice puns to curry favor is not oregano.

I feel like I need to be on something

Have you considered D-KW’s mom?

What kind of whore? Radical feminist whore who writes on the interstices of gender politics and the entrepreneurial womyn?

If that were true, she would be a sex worker. Duh.

This doesn’t chive with the way we view ourselves, but I’m pretty sure they’ve underestimated the percentage of sociopaths in this country. Researchers say it’s 1-4%, but I think it’s more like, say, 20%.

Well, according to the Alan Keyes rule, it’s 27%*. I actually think that the prevalence of general sociopathy may be 1-4%, but there are a lot more people who are sociopathic on a few specific issues. Some people are sociopathic about, say, football; they don’t care what happens or how badly the players are hurt as long as they’re entertained and winning bets. Many people–I would venture to say most people–are sociopathic about war; they’ll wave aside atrocities that would otherwise make them vomit.

*I always thought that the calculation of the 27% rule was a bit off. It doesn’t take into account people who voted for Keyes just for shits’n’giggles. Nor does it account for people who knew full well that Keyes was crazy, but also knew that he couldn’t win and it was therefore safe to vote for him as a kind of protest vote. I know about the latter strategy because my father relied on it when voting for Bob Dole over Bill Clinton; he thought Dole was creepy, but also knew that Clinton was going to win his very blue state. Had it been close, he’d’ve voted Libertarian instead. Come to think of it, Nader voters used a similar strategy at one point, which may speak to its overall sanity (or lack thereof).

Researchers say it’s 1-4%, but I think it’s more like, say, 20%.

Pants-wetting fear makes folks lose empathy pretty quickly. And there is a hell of a lot of that around (fear, that is).

I actually think that the prevalence of general sociopathy may be 1-4%, but there are a lot more people who are sociopathic on a few specific issues.

I think you’re right. I think blind adherence to an ideology also leads to sociopathy among people who aren’t actually sociopaths, but just dumb, selfish people.

Try glue

Hear, hear!

I think blind adherence to an ideology also leads to sociopathy among people who aren’t actually sociopaths, but just dumb, selfish people.

You sound like a smarter Bertrand Russel.

Peppering comments with spice puns to curry favor is not oregano.

I kencur!

Well, Well, just as I predicted on this Web site weeks ago, the Obama/Pelosi gang are using dirty tricks to pass Obamacare through Congress and straight down Americans’ throats no matter what the polls say or how many people show up to Tea Party Protests. Its become obvious to me and other voters that this gang can’t shoot straight and they have no respect for the opinions of American voters. Well guess what? Who will be laughing when Reid and Pelosi and the rest of the Democrats are out of jobs in November, we will. Hopefully America will be able to undo the damage done by passing of Obamacare.

no matter what the polls say or how many people show up to Tea Party Protests

There are fewer people at those protests than there are in Congress.

Piefilter.

Piefilter.

The badger filter is so much more satisfying. Just watching those little guys exercising makes my day.

And there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth by Republicans and TeaTards alike.

“dirty tricks” = “established legislative protocols”

What a maroon.

the Obama/PelosiCheney gang are useding lies and dirty tricks to pass Obamacare through Congress get us into an endless war and stuck it straight down Americans’ throats

And to think some are against saving people’s American lives. You people make me sick.

I am tired of the Democraps thinking they can shove their laws down our throats simply because the citizens elected majorities of Democrats in both houses of Congress and elected a Democratic President. Everyone knows that the Constitution only allows you to pass legislation written by Southern Republicans. Duh.

You sound like a smarter more attractive Bertrand Russel.

Fixxored for accurasay.

I’m gonna go get drunk and try again.

Wait…people comment here sober????

Hm, I might have to try that one day.

Peppering comments with spice puns to curry favor is not oregano.

It’s like pissing out of a jalapeno

…down Americans’ throats…this gang can’t shoot straight…

Sounds potentially messy.

You sound…more attractive

You’ve got a real purty font.

Obama/Pelosi gang are using dirty tricks to pass Obamacare through Congress and straight down Americans’ throats

Cum here often?

no matter what the polls say or how many people show up to Tea Party Protests about how the majority of thinking Americans want health care reform.

Stop it! Stop it with the throats why can’t any of you come up with your own metaphors you already know what joke we’re going to make. You’re all like fucking parrots “Throat?” “Throat.” “Throa-throat!” “THROAT”

no matter what the polls say

Now, would those be the polls that saw the Democrats elected to sweeping majorities in both Houses AND a black man elected president, or the ones that don’t fucking count?

Stop it with the throats why can’t any of you come up with your own metaphors you already know what joke we’re going to make

And what joke is that?!?!?!? *glaring*

the Obama/Pelosi gang are using dirty tricks to pass Obamacare through Congress and straight down Americans’ throats

Kidney stones are passed. Obamacock is shoved down our throats. Shoved. What is this, your first day?

Also, if you don’t like dirty tricks, offer them to shower before anything gets going.

You’ve got a real purty font.

It was a gift from the Don.

Kidney stones are passed. Obamacock is shoved down our throats.

In fairness, Pelosi only has a clitoris which could be passed down a throat.

It’s like Newt Gingrich calls Frank Luntz for what’s the best way to phrase something and then suddenly there are 60 million amplifiers completely incapable of putting the same point any other way. You’re the dictionary definition of a tool Garry, and you don’t give a shit because that would require autonomy. The only question is are you going to ignore me or are you going to get all in smug “what are you getting so upset about, Mr. Ad Hominem?”

It’s like Newt Gingrich calls Frank Luntz for what’s the best way to phrase something and then suddenly there are 60 million amplifiers completely incapable of putting the same point any other way.

Excuse me…the word “like” is inappropriate there. It is EXACTLY how it happens.

Now, would those be the polls that saw the Democrats elected to sweeping majorities in both Houses AND a black man elected president, or the ones that don’t count?

He said “polls” you silly actor, not “elections.” They’re, like, totally diff’nt.

It was a gift from the Don.

Very…uh…spurty.

Stop it with the throats why can’t any of you come up with your own metaphors you already know what joke we’re going to make.

It’s because the only other metaphor they can think of is “up our butts,” and that would be totally gay.

He said “polls” you silly actor, not “elections.” They’re, like, totally diff’nt.

Oh. Yes. Of course. How silly of me. Like Bush said “we don’t govern by polls”.

It’s because the only other metaphor they can think of is “up our butts,” and that would be totally gay enjoyable.

FIXED!

Like Bush said “we don’t govern by polls”.

Right, you govern from the gut. Polls are for hanging flags on — AMERICAN flags.

Polls are for hanging flags on — AMERICAN flags.

That’s what I said last Halloween, but the cops still made me cover it up.

THROAT.

suddenly there are 60 million amplifiers completely incapable of putting the same point any other way.

Appeaser! APPEASER!

It’s because the only other metaphor they can think of is “up our butts,” and that would be totally gay

Well, you know, elections have consequences, and among the consequences suffered by the Republicans in 2006 and 2008 was seeing Democrats brutally wrest seats from under Republicans, leaving them languishing on the floor as Democrats forced open proceedings, and inserting their members deep into the process. Motions were tabled as bills were taken up and then rammed throughout the house.

STOAT.

CROAT.

FOAT

MOAT

Sadly, Obama has not mustard the votes to go through with the whole ramsons-down-our-throats dill.

GOAT

Obama is trying to ram a big wet health care bill all over the head of our erect cocks!

Sadly, Obama has not mustard the votes to go through with the whole ramsons-down-our-throats dill.

Wasabi bout it? If it’s a done dill, then it’s done. So be it.

How dare the party in control of the Presidency and both houses of Congress actually attempt to pass legislation! Why it’s unprecedented I tell you!

Don’t those uppity Democrats know they’re supposed to just sit there quietly and keep the seats warm until the Republicans can regain their rightful place as our rulers?

BOAT

Liberal Fascism is moderately expanded health care coverage being rammed down a human throat forever.

Liberal Fascism is moderately expanded health care coverage being rammed down a human throat forever.

Over and over again until it explodes in an orgy of socialism dripping from the adenoids and uvula.

Shove/shove/ram/rammed + throat/throats.

Example:

I’m deeply appalled at the story of the bed and breakfast owner in Grand Forks who refused permission for a gay couple to stay, leading to a human-rights complaint.

We have reached an age where gay rights are being shoved down our throats. Gay is a choice, not a right. Doesn’t that owner have a right to refuse service? One group gains, one group loses, that’s democracy. Cry me a river with “injury to their dignity, feelings and self-respect.”

S. Simon, Surrey

And

Democrats portray the Republicans as the so-called “party of no.” It is in spite of the fact that until recently the Democrats had a filibuster proof majority in the Senate and controlled the House of Representatives. Essentially, they could have passed any bill in any form any time they wanted, yet they failed to do anything because members in their own ranks, some of whom are fairly responsible, saw these programs for what they really are. So, actually, the Democrats should be called the “party of no” because they won’t support liberal tax-and-spend policies that their leaders are trying to shove down our throats.

And

Both supporters and opponents of health care overhaul legislation descended on the office of Rep. Mary Jo Kilroy on Tuesday. Kilroy voted yes on the House version of health care legislation in November but has not said what she’ll do when the final vote comes up…

…John Frye, 42, was standing with the opposition. His 5-month-old daughter was sleeping in a sling across his chest.

“We just took the time to come out here today to try to stop this stuff from getting rammed down our throats,” he said. “We really don’t want it.”

And

All seven candidates for the Republican nomination for the Fifth District in the June 8 GOP primary came to Franklin County Monday night and promised to stand up for conservative principles.

The GOP candidates told cheering Republicans that America is “in peril” because President Barack Obama is in the White House and the Democrats control both houses of Congress.

“The Democrats are destroying America. They are destroying businesses. They are trying to ram health care down our throats,” said Feda Morton, a Fluvanna County teacher and the only female in the field of candidates.

But maybe a cigar is just a dildo after all.

Obama is trying to ram a health care reform-shaped dildo through a convenient hole in our double wetsuit ensemble!

STOAT.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Also,

GROAT.

Obama wants to take the whole process of looking after our bodies and expand it until it’s a huge organ of government – and then ram it right down the throat of the electorate.

Doesn’t that owner have a right to refuse service?

Actually (not Sadly), no. Equal protection or some such DFH concept…

Keep government our of the throats of our Medicare!

Sometimes a massive package of health care reforms is just a cigar.

Dang, El Cid got to the cigar firstest.

QUOTE

The Teabaggers are tired of the liberals shoving HUGE and MASSIVE packages down their throats. Again and again and again, over and over, relentlessly pounding their policies deeper and deeper into the American people. But the liberals’ excitement will soon be over. And America will not like the taste of the result.

Sometimes a massive package of health care reforms is just a cigar.

And, as Carlin said,: “sometimes it’s a big, brown dick with a white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.”

NOTE: NSFW

NOTE: NSFW

This is why the TeaTards are fighting so diligently, because they know that soon enough Americans will become addicted to these GIANT, DARK programs and will hardly be able to stand without one of these HUGE liberal programs being THRUST into their lives.

The Teabaggers are tired of the liberals shoving HUGE and MASSIVE packages down their throats.

Whenever they’ve managed to get hold of a package like this in the past they’ve had to pay for it, and packages big enough to be worthwhile don’t come cheap.

Whenever they’ve managed to get hold of a package like this in the past they’ve had to pay for it, and packages big enough to be worthwhile don’t come cheap.

If we can’t privatize the US Postal Service, the government will be subsidizing MASSIVE packages arriving in our homes all the time, HEAVY packages which will have to be RAMMED through our BACK DOORS.

packages big enough to be worthwhile don’t come cheap

I’m easy, not cheap.

Can it properly be called ramming when in fact the “rammee” is eagerly sucking it in?

HEAVY packages which will have to be RAMMED through our BACK DOORS.

BACK DOOR SOCIALESTISM!

Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher is especially concerned that a massive Obama package is going to be rammed into his plumbing.

Well, when the Fed eases restraints, interest falls.

But when it…tightens…interest rates rise…ohmygod!…for years, things were flat, but then interest rates rose…and rose…and rose….8 percent….10….12! 17! OHGOD! YES! YES! YES!

More:

Health Reform: The chairwoman of the House Rules Committee, Louise Slaughter, D-N.Y., has found a new way to ram big government health care down an unwilling America’s throat: pass it without a vote.

And more:

The Democratic leadership’s stubborn determination to ram their health care plan down America’s throat shows they remain tone-deaf and that they underestimate the Tea Party movement.

The Democratic leadership’s stubborn determination to ram their health care plan down America’s throat shows they remain tone-deaf and that they underestimate the Tea Party movement‘s preference for anal.

I admit to a bit of surprise that they haven’t used the word ramrod yet. Or have they?

Ramming speed!

I just hope there is a proper interval of time between the ramming, cramming and shoving and the wailing and the gnashing of teeth.

New mission: Go to wingnut comment sections and try to seed ‘Bukkake Theater’ in place of ‘Kabuki Theater’ as a go-to cliche for morons.

Teabagging, throat-ramming, I don’t want my newborn to read the Washington Post and see this stuff! Won’t conservatives think of the children, and I don’t mean in the churchy/priesty/steamroom way?

Would J. Edgar Hoover let something be rammed down his throat?

Won’t conservatives think of the children, and I don’t mean in the churchy/priesty/steamroom way?

It’s that or eat them.

When do they use Kabuki, DA? Even that seems a little too….exotic…for their tastes.

How cool would it be if teabaggers started doing a new secret signal to show how much they feared getting things rammed down their throats, and it’s the international sign for blowjobs where the tongue pokes the side of the cheek while the hand mimes grasping a cock, and like, teabaggers everywhere started doing it whenever they met? that would be friggin’ awesome

Would J. Edgar Hoover let something be rammed down his throat?

If it was wearing a nice pair of heels…

Google ‘malkin kabuki’ for starters.

“Obama Kabuki” yields our very own nutcase, Jane Hamsher, as the first listing

teabaggers everywhere started doing it whenever they met?

It might confuse some Senators who would end up peeing in public. With a wide stance.

And even:

“…We hear about the rape of a woman, but not about the rape of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue of Liberty is crying, she’s been raped and disheveled — raped and disheveled by illegal aliens…”

Yup. And soon enough, the Obama administration will watch our Statue of Liberty being raped over and over and over and over by hordes of Latin darkies and will decide that it’s time to ram its immigration reform package right into the American people through any backdoor method they deem appropriate.

Also, why are liberals and gay people so obsessed with talking about sex? Good patriot American conservatives believe that discussions of sex should be restricted to conversations between a woman and man for the purpose of procreating children, and in repressed sexual metaphors of masculine domination to be deployed at protests.

If it was wearing a nice pair of heels…

Actor, you win. That made me laugh so hard my blonde wig fell off.

Actor, you win. That made me laugh so hard my blonde wig fell off.

That’s right: I’m so funny, I have to off-load some of my jokes to El Cid.

Damn. Now I can’t get the phrase “Hamster bukkake” out of my head.

“…We hear about the rape of a woman, but not about the rape of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue of Liberty is crying, she’s been raped and disheveled — raped and disheveled by illegal aliens…”

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Speaking of funny, Newsweek has a new “article”.

“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pimp!” cries she

Fixed!

Speaking of funny, Newsweek has a new “article”.

Srsly, have you seen the size of Obama’s massive piece of legislation? It’s so thick that you need both arms just to lift it.

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me”

for some hot gangbang action.

See, crazy dude? Totally consensual.

“I think you’re right. I think blind adherence to an ideology also leads to sociopathy among people who aren’t actually sociopaths, but just dumb, selfish people.”

Dumb and proud in my experience, not even selfish. Or simply just dumb. But if the intentions aren’t sociopathic, the results sure as hell are… And if you think movement conservatism in politics is bad for this country, just as the Iraqis about what’s left of theirs.

Oh yes, and although I know I posted this just the other week it’s still worth posting twice;

“In some sense, the meanness is the message. On the right, there’s an almost lethal refusal to consider the problems of suffering of others. And it goes right back through time. Ronald Reagan has this line, in the famous speech in 1964 that launched his political career, in which he said, “They told us that 17 million people in America go to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet.” The problem of malnutrition in America was and is a serious problem. But to Reagan, from the beginning, it was all a big joke.”
– Paul Krugman, http://blog.buzzflash.com/interviews/079

Found a movement on pure greed, build its support base on pure hate, and it’s entirely predictable that this would be the result.

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”

GOP to all those huddled masses; keep yearning.

Eric Cantor warned us about how big and thick Obama’s package is. And to think that Obama dared to accuse others of preventing conversation – it’s hard to talk when something that large is being rammed down your throat.

Savage: “Things are so bad in Europe that the Italians have put soldiers, military on their streets.

Wow, that’s so totally unprecedented! It hasn’t happened since… wait, this is Italy? Jesus H, it’s like news doesn’t exist.

Speaking of funny, Newsweek has a new “article”.

I’m not sure that’s wrong. America’s been in decline as a world power for some time now. China is the fast growing economy, China is the superpower others are turning to now, in hopes of curriny favor and hey, China was the second country to have people on the ground in Haiti and the first in Chile after the earthquakes.

Some have even argued that, frustrated as they were by the inability to turn around the recession in 2001 which suggests America’s economic decline was far worse than imagined, Bush and his cronies had no choice but to flex American military muscle.

So, um, not for nothing but we have to assume Obama is faced with the same choice and may end up playing the same card. Like it or not, as pitiful as it was, the Iraq and Afghan wars propped up our economy for a few years.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

No Mexicans. Or Teh Gheys.

in hopes of currying favor

Fixed.

And I see what I do there.

the Iraq and Afghan wars propped up our economy for a few years

Phew.. for a second there I thought they were completely pointless.

And when Obama’s finally done ramming his loaded health care agenda down the throat of the electorate, he’s going to just move on to the next bit of legislative action. Well, America demands respect. The US doesn’t have to swallow this load of social-jism – Obama’s policies are going to be spit out. Or, knowing how revered he is in foreign countries, America may end up swapping the load into one of her sister nations.

“things are so bad in Italy….’

Probably berlisconi pissed at Inter going through last night

“America’s been in decline as a world power for some time now.”

And it’ll continue to be for the foreseeable future, even if it gets a couple of bumps up every now and then. Our national politics have been (deliberately) getting more and more completely divorced from reality for the last thirty years, and if Palin & co. are any indication, we’re not about to stop. The rest of the world has noticed and the rest of the world, which isn’t bound by our insane political ideologies, is moving forward.

Ultimately, I’m guessing we’re going to go the way of the Spanish Empire – too insular, self-congratulating and unwilling to evolve to keep up with the rest of the world, and thus turning from the greatest power on Earth to one of the weakest and most backward ones in just a century or two.

Or like the Soviet Union, where the system will have spent so many years lying to itself that when it finally does crash for good and need to be rebuilt, no one in the country will even know what a working government’s supposed to look like, let alone an honest one.

How long will Obama’s package keep affecting our tender lives? How far will this package — will there be an international reach around the world? Americans have experienced so much harsh pounding over the last year that we literally don’t know how much more we can take standing up. If we also have to put up with this sort of massive package being rammed down our throats, it may just overload our system to the point of sickness.

it may just overload our system to the point of sickness

Ah. Rod Stewart Syndrome.

There’ another interpretation of America’s relative decline: sure, there’s the Reaganite gutting of the U.S.’ working and middle class.

But many aspects of our success last century depended upon the U.S. being a global hegemon, with utter dominance of the Southern part of our own hemisphere.

Seen in a different light, imagine how much better off we all could be dealing with independent, successful nations in our hemisphere, should we adjust to this new reality.

Sure, there was a glory age in which the people of Latin America lived in whatever abattoir hell we helped put them in in order to profit enormously off of investments in primary materials, agricultural products, and vampiric levels of international ‘lending’ at usurious rates.

But it doesn’t have to represent nothing but decline; no, we all could be better off if we had the sense to adjust to this new era of independence for our former pseudo-colonies.

Despite all the talk of Obama’s popularity abroad, a new Democracy Corps–Third Way poll shows that 51 percent of Americans believe their country’s standing in the world has declined during his brief presidency.

That quote is from a friend of the author, a former newsweek contributor. Now, I find it really hard to swallow that in the short time Obama has been in office that he simultaneously enlarged our status around the world and shrank it. What’s it gonna be, boys? Large, small or was it the fact we were being run by a Bush for ten long, arduous years?

When is government simply too big to properly function? Ask any American who’s had Obama’s gigantic package rammed down his throat – size matters!

we all could be better off if we had the sense to adjust to this new era of independence for our former pseudo-colonies.

Perhaps there’s some hope of this if our really pernicious would-be voters disengage from the political process so they may continue to squabble with one another over which should be the core principle of their party: Angry Stupidity or Stupid Anger.

Ten years we were held under a Bush, Esteev? For shame. It was eight (8) you dolt.

“Seen in a different light, imagine how much better off we all could be dealing with independent, successful nations in our hemisphere, should we adjust to this new reality.”

Or,

“In the field of world policy I would dedicate this nation to the policy of the good neighbor – the neighbor who resolutely respects himself and, because he does so, respects the rights of others.”
– President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Yeah. We totally need to listen to the advice and perspective of James Carville and Stan Greenberg.

Esteev – I see what you’ve done there. When Obama’s tonsil-banging package is being shoved down our throats, it makes us all miss Bush!

Dumb and proud in my experience, not even selfish.

I do think that they’re selfish. They complain about paying ANY taxes; they are irresponsible with the resources this planet gives us; they think people should be prevented from living their lives to the fullest because of their own personal values; they think that anyone who doesn’t agree with them will be tortured for eternity; they think that it’s okay to disregard long-held values and international law and customs because they’re scared; they refuse to learn anything about the world outside of their own backyards; they think their beliefs and only their beliefs should be taught in public schools; they have refused and will continue to refuse any change in the lives they feel entitled to no matter what the facts may be and no matter what the repercussions are for other people.

I am saying this as a person who grew up in rural Kansas and lives in Missouri. I have found country folk to be no more kind and helpful than city people, and some of the nastiest, most selfish people I’ve met were just small-town folk with a family who went to church on Sunday.

thus turning from the greatest power on Earth to one of the weakest and most backward ones in just a century or two.

Back to where we started, then. The Constitutional originalists should love this!

DA, yes! We all miss pie from time to time, no?

Ten years we were held under a Bush, Esteev? For shame. It was eight (8) you dolt.

Jesus, it felt like 10. Maybe even 20.

That was me agreeing with you, DA. My cleverness got the best of me. /fistwagging

Maybe even 20

T&U, he definitely did 20 years worth of damage. But man, there ain’t no brush for miiiles!

Ten years we were held under a Bush, Esteev? For shame. It was eight (8) you dolt.

Obama stole two of the years and gave them to time-starved people instead of their having to buy time on the free market like the rest of us do.

Now, I find it really hard to swallow that in the short time Obama has been in office that he simultaneously enlarged our status around the world and shrank it.

There’s different elements involved. From a policy standpoint, Obama has clearly been a plus for the US’ stance in the world. He’s made us taller in the eyes of the world.

But the economy, our failure to either win or go home in Iraq and Afghanistan, our continued support of Israel without the slightest ability to put dampers on their ambition, and our inability to be taken seriously by Iran or North Korea (all outgrowths of Bush doctrine, but all now Obama’s responsibility) have done more damage to the nation’s stature than Obama’s polishing of our collective dolphin.

MARCH MADNESS!

Actor, so are we back to where we were? Are these enlarging/shrinking actions in equal measure? Have those actions put us back or are we slightly ahead?

If only we could torture people more…

Have those actions put us back or are we slightly ahead?

It’s an in-and-out thing: sometimes we thrust deeper, sometimes we withdraw a little, almost to the precipice of exit, only to plunge back into the fray. Sometimes when we withdraw, we pull up on the backstroke.

Ah, so we won’t know we’re through until everyone hates us because we don’t return phone calls.

Ah, so we won’t know we’re through until everyone hates us because we don’t return phone calls.

Or we chew our arm off to get away. We’ve never had particularly good taste when we’re drunk with power.

actor – are you saying that it’s not the size of business cycle, it’s the motion of the macroeconomic ocean?

It’s an in-and-out thing: sometimes we thrust deeper, sometimes we withdraw a little, almost to the precipice of exit, only to plunge back into the fray. Sometimes when we withdraw, we pull up on the backstroke.

What about that little swirl thing at the end?

actor – are you saying that it’s not the size of business cycle, it’s the motion of the macroeconomic ocean?

Well, yes, I suppose, as well as the cushion for the pushing of our economy faster, harder, and deeper.

What about that little swirl thing at the end?

I’m sorry. I’m curcumspect. I don’t know from fore…thought.

TruculentandUnreliable –

An avalanche of good points. I suppose my point was that in my experience, a lot of the time it’s not selfishness so much as being raised not to know any better – people who are raised in white, Republican, Protestant cocoons for their entire life by parents who teach them to be intellectually incurious. How many Republican voters are selfish and how many are just brainwashed, for lack of a better word, I couldn’t say.

And yes, I’m aware that the “people in small towns are full of honesty and sincerity and dignity and those big-city folk in Unreal America are not doncha know” story is a sack of self-congratulatory bullshit.

people who are raised in white, Republican, Protestant cocoons for their entire life by parents who teach them to be intellectually incurious.

Hey now! Those same people would tell anyone else that, by the time you’re an adult, you ought to man up, sack up, and take responsibility for yourself.

So yea, maybe they had deprived childhoods, but there’s these tools, you know, like libraries or the Internet, where you can go and do your own reading…I’m not prepared to cut these selfish bastards any slack.

You creative class [cough] Obots better stop ramen your noodly health care package down my true progressive throat or I’ll, I’ll,,,,,does anybody have any suggestions?

So yea, maybe they had deprived childhoods, but there’s these tools, you know, like libraries or the Internet, where you can go and do your own reading…I’m not prepared to cut these selfish bastards any slack.

Agreed 100%. I know plenty of people who have done that.

And yes, I’m aware that the “people in small towns are full of honesty and sincerity and dignity and those big-city folk in Unreal America are not doncha know” story is a sack of self-congratulatory bullshit.

That annoys the shit out of me. My husband works at a rural grocery store, and there are a lot of people who are just as fucking rude as any mythical New Yorker.

fucking rude as any mythical New Yorker

Hell, you wouldn’t even know we were rude if Arnold Alkon didn’t fuck everyone in sight…

Hell, you wouldn’t even know we were rude if Arnold Alkon didn’t fuck everyone in sight…

EWWWWW!!!! DO NOT WANT!

COATES.

EWWWWW!!!! DO NOT WANT!

I think she missed your mother, DKW

SCROAT.

TeaBagParty.org was conceived by a small business person who has been working day and night to keep the business running and people employed for the past 7 years.

But had time to set up this organization, file papers with the state, and to gather up hundreds of tea bags, and them one by one for to deliver to Congress.

Yea. That could happen.

Nast.

Also, this is kind of awesome.

people who are raised in white, Republican, Protestant cocoons for their entire life by parents who teach them to be intellectually incurious.

Imma gonna repeat myself and say that fear does play a part in the apparent sociopathic behavior of so many of our fellow citizens. They fear not attaining the (mythical, mystical) American dream, they fear being homeless (or a guy with Parkison’s reduced to begging on the sidewalk), they fear not having control over their lives (and don’t know where to look to see the oppressive nature of the financial system), etc., etc. A lot of these people are flat-out terrified of the world, the pace with which it is changing and the unknowns that lie ahead (there was the commenter at Dougie Giles place who was going off on a Death Panels-Soylent Green riff). Maybe the fear is the product of a lack of faith (all that church goin’ didn’t fix now, did it?) or maybe it’s as simple as a lack of courage (sacklessness). But it’s there, cowering at the prospect of imminent ramming or cramming.
Fear rarely brings out the best in folks, now does it?
/humorless dildo parentheses abuse

You know what fucking drives me fucking crazy about this teabag shit? The original tea party had loose tea, not freakin’ bags of Lipton.

Why does this bother me so much? I don’t know, but it DOES.

Also, this is kind of awesome.

In a kind of Leni Riefenstahl kind of way.

The original tea party had loose tea, not freakin’ bags of Lipton.

But that would require more commitment than going down to the Piggly Wiggly and buying up a box of Tetley and mailing it off.

Also, it would have totally ruined our TeaBagger fun!

In a kind of Leni Riefenstahl kind of way.

Aside from some kid with his hand over his heart saying the Pledge of Allegiance, I think they used every form of patriotic symbolism that exists.

But that would require more commitment than going down to the Piggly Wiggly and buying up a box of Tetley and mailing it off.

Also, it would have totally ruined our TeaBagger fun!

I know. It just bugs me. I wonder if they think that the original tea party did feature actual tea bags? Because that would be funny/sad.

fucking rude as any mythical New Yorker.

Mythical? My god! I’m a sparkle unicorn!

Also, NYers tend to be quite polite whilst fucking. It’s on the sidewalk where we expect movement from others.

Why does this bother me so much? I don’t know, but it DOES.

Because the whole idea of the TB “movement” is based on a false premise?

Also, this is kind of awesome.

For values of awesome equivalent to having giant exploding hemorrhoids.

It’s on the sidewalk where we expect movement from others.

NYC expects you to clean up if your dog has a movement on the sidewalk.

Not sure what the policy is on tourists.

I wonder if they think that the original tea party did feature actual tea bags? Because that would be funny/sad.

And just as bad as their understanding of every other facet of history.

Also, NYers tend to be quite polite whilst fucking.

Your mom sure ain’t.

It’s on the sidewalk where we expect movement from others.

“Hullo, MIS? Yes. I need a new monitor…”

Your mom sure ain’t.

I have two mommies. Are you sure you fucked the right one?

Also, NYers tend to be quite polite whilst fucking. It’s on the sidewalk where we expect movement from others.

Awww. Who knew this little gal from the Midwest could have so much in common with the big city folk?

Not sure what the policy is on tourists.

We expect them to move while we’re fucking them. We can’t do ALL the work.

NYC expects you to clean up if your dog has a movement on the sidewalk.

Not sure what the policy is on tourists.

If your dog has a movement on tourists, it had better be a big dog.

Why does this bother me so much? I don’t know, but it DOES.

Because the whole idea of the TB “movement” is based on a false premise?

Well, that too. It’s kind of an indicator of how fucked up and stupid the whole thing is.

If your dog has a movement on tourists, it had better be a big dog.

Has anyone else ever wondered what they did with Clifford the Big Red Dog’s gigantic poops?

If your dog has a movement on tourists, it had better be a big dog.

This whole “mommy has two movements” thing has me confused.

Has anyone else ever wondered what they did with Clifford the Big Red Dog’s gigantic poops?

Well into the 1800s, pigs roamed the streets of Manhattan, specifically to eat garbage and shit.

For values of awesome equivalent to having giant exploding hemorrhoids.

If the explosion were of sufficient magnitude, exploding hemorrhoids would be awesome. In the sense meaning ‘awe inspiring’, rather than the one meaning ‘good’

Has anyone else ever wondered what they did with Clifford the Big Red Dog’s gigantic poops?

It’s all explained here

Other burning children’s books questions

Well into the 1800s, pigs roamed the streets of Manhattan

Look, I’ve asked you nicely not to talk about DKW’s grandma…

exploding hemorrhoids would be awesome. In the sense meaning ‘awe inspiring’

Sorta like “crack and awe”?

Sorta like “crack and awe”?

Or “gawk and awwww!”

Other burning children’s books questions

Burning children’s books now. What’s the world coming to?

Mythical? My god! I’m a sparkle unicorn!

that falls off buildings.

Mythical? My god! I’m a sparkle unicorn!

that falls off buildings.

What kind of brane-dead idiot expects unicorns to fly?

What kind of brane-dead idiot expects unicorns to fly?

What? Unicorns totally fly. They’re magic!

What kind of brane-dead idiot expects unicorns to fly?

They’re always the last one on, and first one off the plane cause of the spiky thing. That’s why you never see them. But they’re there.

Other burning children’s books questions

How do you keep the children lit?

Other burning children’s books questions

How do you keep the children lit?

Harry Potter and AHHH AHHH OH GOD OH MY GOD, IT HURTS.

What? Unicorns totally fly. They’re magic!

My magic mouse can’t fly. It can barely keep a charged battery.

Unicorns totally fly. They’re magic!

And it RUINS YOUR DAY when you get unicorn shit on your shoulder.

And it RUINS YOUR DAY when you get unicorn shit on your shoulder.

My mom always said that was good luck! Was she lying?

Should we really get started on unicorns and your mom?

They may be graceful but when they try to perch on live power lines, it is not a pretty sight.

My mom always said that was good luck!

Bird shit is good luck. Unicorn shit sparkles, but is radioactive and poisonous.

Was she lying?

Yes. All mothers lie to their kids, all the time. Didn’t you know that?

Should we really get started on unicorns and your mom?

No. Ew.

Yes. All mothers lie to their kids, all the time. Didn’t you know that?

Those bitches.

polishing of our collective dolphin.

Gol-durned Socialist cetaceans.

This whole “mommy has two movements” thing has me confused.

Two Dumps, One Mom?

Also, NYers tend to be quite polite whilst fucking.

Your mom sure ain’t.

Maybe you should fuck her somewhere other than the sidewalk.

Those bitches.

Except that all fathers lie to their kids and all kids lie to their parents as well. The human race and veracity are not bedfellows, unlike D-KW’s mom some dolphins I could name.

ℂ

did i miss something? why is pinko punko and dmc in the morgue? they don’t seem to know the corpse? how do they know whether the corpse had health insurance? doesn’t pinko punko know that the corpse had airborne herpes?

why is pinko punko and dmc in the morgue?

why ARE.

/pedant

Pere Ubu said,
March 18, 2010 at 0:05

why is pinko punko and dmc in the morgue?

why ARE.

/pedant

What isn’t obvious in the film is that “pinko punko and dmc” is a single entity, joined by a root-like structure (the red octagonal structure visible in some shots), similar to mushroom mycelium. So the original question was, in fact, accurate.

You might be curious why pinko punko and dmc is arguing with itself. Think of it as a metaphor for the dichotomy within the nation. We are all separate, yet inextricably linked.

Whoa. Deep.

Your mom got joined by my root-like structure last night.

Your mom serves as a metaphor for wild weasel sex.

that dead person is finally serving a useful purpose to society by allowing Pinko to explain the nerfarious nature of HCR. Also, the dead person clearly lacked health insurance because he was dressed only in underwear. People with health insurance die wearing NYC designer clothes, as is their unalienable right.

i’m glad to see that the fedora is making a comeback for spherical heads. however, pinko punko’s animated toupee is more three dimensional than his real-life toupee.

We are all separate, yet inextricably linked.

I thought I was inextricably linked with your mom for a while there.

I thought I was inextricably linked with your mom for a while there.

Funny, she said you had a mind like a mushroom. Full of spores and bullshit.

I keed.

How do you keep the children lit?

Childhood obesity is a right-wing plot to bring back candlebabies. Just stick a wick in them.

Like any Catholic priest might.

Your mom got joined by my root-like structure last night.

And YOUR mom got square rooted last night.

People with health insurance die wearing NYC designer clothes, as is their unalienable right.

And those of us with Cadillac insurance plans die with our Hummers on.

I am going to open a subway in Galt’s Gultch.