First Flintstones slashpix, now this.

What is the world coming to?

Why is the granny next to the skinhead holding a giant thermometer?

I dunno, why?

Like B’rer Rabbit, they protest too much. Some of them may be afraid they’ll miss all the action.

“Oh, you couldn’t possibly shove/ram/jam/force/insert/stuff that down my little throat!

Could you?”

That thermometer isn’t nearly big or black enough.

Speaking of people shoving things down other people’s throats:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/03/11/2010-03-11_holy_sees_chief_exorcist_about_abuse_charges_in_catholic_church_satan_is_at_work.html

Why is the granny next to the skinhead holding a giant thermometer?

I can’t count the number of times I heard that exact same question on the many wild nights of my youth.

That thermometer isn’t nearly big or black enough.

That, too.

the raw thawed sun glean thought dark thing
i had mislaid the glance panties tea stain

“Like B’rer Rabbit…”

RACIST!!!

There appears to be an orifice in the middle of his shirt.

Don’t worry, Al Jaffee isn’t spinning in his grave, ’cause today (13 March) is his 89th b-day (& C. Krauthammer’s 60th).

Apologies & many happy returns indeed to Al.

Adding to the pointless: William H. Macy also hits 60 today.

No racism here, some of my best friends are Leporid-Americans!

And Monday is Jimmy Swaggart’s birthday. There’s still time to prepare!

some of my best friends are Leporid-Americans

Technically they’re called “lagomorphs”.

“And Monday is Jimmy Swaggart’s birthday”

And Sly Stone’s! and mine.

So many throats, so little time.

Technically they’re called “lagomorphs”.

“He who changes into my purse, changes into trash.”

Beware the ides of March!

If you’re invoking Sid and Marty Croft, couldn’t you have at least worked in a magic flute reference?

It’s weird, they got pissed off when everyone called them “teabaggers” and regularly take issue with hosts for using that term becuase of the sexual baggage, but they continue to positively delight in using the “rammed down our throats” language.

If you’re so eager to have a cock rammed down your throat, why so reticent about teabagging? It’s got to rank lower on any reasonable scale of gayness. Or did I just answer my own question?

they continue to positively delight in using the “rammed down our throats” language.

Fondly remembering their altar boy days.

Shalom, happy teabaggers and free market snorkelers!

If you’re so eager to have a cock rammed down your throat, why so reticent about teabagging? It’s got to rank lower on any reasonable scale of gayness. Or did I just answer my own question?

Hey, go big or go home.

So to speak.

D. A., these are brilliant. Someone has to say it. We are not worthy. Well, some of us.

Conservatives are, after all, quite given to homosexual violation metaphors. One would think it indicative of something, however, of course it can’t be.

Robert Whaley Arrested With Marijuana In Butt

doin’ it rong i think butt each his own

The fact is, your so called insult “teabag” is a bagde of pride for us Patriots, and we ARE tired of your hole lifestyle and value being SHOVED down our THROATS by the LIBERAL FACISTS

“Hole lifestyle”? Not even gonna pretend not to be a parody anymore, Gare Bear?

The fact is, your so called insult “teabag” is a bagde of pride for us Patriots

Step One – Proudly proclaim that you’re the teabaggers.
Step Two – Shreik that nobody is allowed to call you teabaggers because its rude.
Step Three – Claim that being called teabaggers is actually a “bagde” of pride.

Can we just jump ahead to the step where a political movement consisting of 600 people somehow manages to take control of at least one branch of the government? Oh, what, that isn’t one of the steps? I am truly shocked.

I too am scared of having a meat thermometer shoved into my throat.

Shreik that nobody is allowed to call you teabaggers because its rude.

I think this is a peevish attempt to have their own version of “well, they can call each other the N-word, why can’t we call them that?”

OOooh, add that to the list! Thanks!

There’s nothing more satisfying that shoving anything down another person’s throat.. even when most of them aren’t struggling, wondering why you are being so aggressive.

Conservatives are, after all, quite given to homosexual metaphors acts.

Fixididilly!

History Lessons From Prof. Billy Kristol

Also. Republicans Turned Off by Size of Obama’s Package.

Whingers are truly amazing. They show their butthurt by complaining about having things shoved down their throats. They’re obsessed I telz ya, obsessed.

Kristol sez:

The challenges posed by these developments are representative of those all civilized nations face. They aren’t that complicated.

Further confirming my theory that whatever Bill Kristol writes, the exact opposite is true.

Is this peak wingnut?
http://www.rep-am.com/articles/2010/03/13/opinion/471899.txt

Bill Kristol, who owes his career to Daddy Irving, tells the little people that they must “move from a public policy that doles out entitlements to one that sets a framework for achievement and self-reliance”.

SHUT UP LIBBIES YOUR TIME IS OVER WE WILL RULE AMERICA AGAIN WHEN WE VOTE YOU OUT AND IMPEACH OBAMA FOR THE SOCIALISM HE HAS BROUGHT RUIN ON USA

The age of punctuation has ended!

OT but not really because it contains poop and he is such a dick, but I just coined a nickname for that great septic tank of a radio DJ:

Oxycotin Mather

What do y’all think?

Why is the granny next to the skinhead holding a giant thermometer?

That’s no granny, that’s DKW’s mom.

And that’s no thermometer, either. You can’t see it but there’s an electrical cord (heavy duty, to handle large amperage) attached to the other end.

The age of punctuation has ended!
Also the age of the functional shift key.

Also.

Too.

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE

What are you, some kind of Canadian Socialist faggot?

Some people gots it and somes don’t! Ain’t taht right Billy?

nobody is allowed to call you teabaggers because its rude

this is just more of that liberal fascist policing of speech due to the plague of political correctness

LIBBIES YOUR TIME IS

maybe we should restrict ourselves to a scientific term like scroto-flapistulous

Is this peak wingnut?
http://www.rep-am.com/articles/2010/03/13/opinion/471899.txt

Pinochet’s triumph

Governments that are leftist, corrupt or both do a poor job of preparing their people for natural disasters. In sharp contrast, governments that cleave to free-market principles accumulate wealth as a bulwark against the damage caused by hurricanes, earthquakes and other acts of God. That’s why 230,000 people died in the January earthquake in Haiti and fewer than 1,000 perished, most as a result of a tsunami, after a much more powerful earthquake struck Chile last month.

And whom should we thank for the fact Chile has strict building codes and institutions robust enough to provide security and aid after disaster strikes? Why, none other than the late Augusto Pinochet, the military officer who overthrew the corrupt, ineffectual Marxist regime of Salvador Allende in 1973 with a covert assist from the Nixon administration; and the late Milton Friedman, the economist who advised Mr. Pinochet on free-market reforms in 1975.

“By 1990, the year (Mr. Pinochet) ceded power, per capita GDP had risen by 40 percent (in 2005 dollars),” wrote Bret Stephens in the March 1 Wall Street Journal. “Chileans have become South America’s richest people. They have the continent’s lowest level of corruption, the lowest infant-mortality rate, and the lowest number of people living below the poverty line.”

It may be hard for leftists to swallow, but the low death toll and the effectiveness of Chile’s humanitarian efforts since the earthquake only can be attributed to the political and economic path the country has followed since the infamous 1973 military coup.

“Fondly remembering their altar boy days.”

Remembering their days fondling altar boys also.

This is the Dawn™ of the Age of Scroto-Flapistulous®©!
~

LIBBIES YOUR TIME IS

If it says LIBBIES LIBBIES LIBBIES on the label label label
Beck will hate it hate it hate it on the cable cable cable

The demon sheep producer for CarlyforCalifornia strikes again!

But is she qualified? You bet she is!

Her name was Carly, she was a receptionist at BJ’s Hair Design. Well, once she was. That’s how she worked her way through Stanford and got a degree in Medieval History. Then came UCLA Law School where she quite after one semester. So, it was back to receptionist.

That’s a resume even Sarah could be proud of.

Quite, quiet quit, what’s the difference?

FYWP

Also the age of the functional shift key.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!111!!!

feh.

OT – Seems ZRM got to James Brown.

I feeeel Deead!

Soooo Dead!

Carly? Didn’t she run HP’s research division into the ground? And she wants to be elected in a big tech state? No thanks.

They aren’t that complicated.

To be fair, from Kristol’s perspective, it is simple:

1) Kill all the Muslims on Earth.

2) Remove any and all government programs intended to correct social inequity and ensure the government’s only function is to socialize risk, thus guaranteeing the long-term wealth of the wealthy.

Simple, see?

Speaking of unnatural acts, I have finally got DOS running on my Macbook in VirtualBox. Woo fucking hoo.

I’m sure James has just slipped out for awhile to do a gig in a dive somewhere.

SHUT UP LIBBIES YOUR TIME IS OVER

You are on the way to destruction make your time!

If it says LIBBIES LIBBIES LIBBIES on the label label label

That would’ve been my first choice of joke.

WE ARE PREYING FOR AMERICA TO TURN BACK TO GOD THEN WE WILL BE STRONG AGAIN THE LIBERAL WEAKENS US FROM WITHIN WITH GODLESSNESS AND MORAL DECAY AND PRAISE FOR MULTICULT VALUES WITH THE WHITE RACE NOT REGARDED FOR FREEDOM CONTRIBUTIONS, WELL THE MONGREL RACES BREED HATRED AND CLASSWAR COMMUINIST.

I AM A RANDOM TEXT GENERATOR ESSENTIALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM ELIZA AND PROGRAMMED WITH VARIOUS RACIST WINGNUT BUZZWORDS.

AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL “PRAY”.

OR KNOW WHERE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS.

ALSO.

shut up you ELIETE LIBERAL scum cancer on USA< I know where the CAPS LOCK button is I USE CAPS FOR EMPHASES and to SHOW HOW CONERNED I AM WITH our country I FEAR for IT.

YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOM AND SHOVE COMMUNISM DOWN MY THROAT

Nib nab noogle accursed communists. You are the ultimate example of unkempt yobs, you unschooled nuts! How’s B. Hussein Obama working for you now? Got your cap and trade yet?

I AM PROUD TO BE A TEABAGGING PARTIOT, YOU LIBERALS CAN BLOW ME

THOSE WAS NOT FROM A TRUE PATRIOT BUT THIS IS FROM A TRUE PATRIOT WHO KNOWZ THAT SOCIALEST VALUES WILL BE UPHELD BY THE CONSTITUTON THROU THE BLOOD OF OUR COUNTRY LIBERTY TO DEFEND FREEDUMS WITH THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS UNTIL COMMUNIST DOG BREATH SMEGMA DONG FLEEB GPZXTRYMKINQ.

DONT TAKE THE BROWN ACID!!!

I for one would like to assure my conservative neighbors that I have no interest in going anywhere near their throats, much less shoving something down them.

Speaking of unnatural acts, I have finally got DOS running on my Macbook in VirtualBox. Woo fucking hoo.

I know this is, like, 12 hours later, but I must ask: why?

I know this is, like, 12 hours later, but I must ask: why?

I’ll bet dollars to donuts he wants to play a vintage computer game, probably “Roadwar 2000”.

SimAnt.

Time for the small-appliance grammar police to dive in:

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE said,

SHUT UP LIBBIES YOUR TIME IS OVER WE WILL RULE AMERICA AGAIN WHEN WE VOTE YOU OUT AND IMPEACH OBAMA FOR THE SOCIALISM HE HAS BROUGHT RUIN ON USA

Let me know when you actually manage a majority vote for a teabagger. Well, anywhere larger than a county council in Rat’s Ass, Bible Belt.

Still waiting…

WE ARE PREYING FOR AMERICA TO TURN BACK TO GOD THEN WE WILL BE STRONG AGAIN THE LIBERAL WEAKENS US FROM WITHIN WITH GODLESSNESS AND MORAL DECAY AND PRAISE FOR MULTICULT VALUES WITH THE WHITE RACE NOT REGARDED FOR FREEDOM CONTRIBUTIONS, WELL THE MONGREL RACES BREED HATRED AND CLASSWAR COMMUINIST.

Velociraptors were better at preying on pretty much anything. Honestly.

Speaking of moral decay, don’t the Southern Baptists have the highest rate of divorce? And please tell me what the fuck “MULITCULT” values is.
The white race is huh???? At this, point, I can’t even fake diagramming the remainder of this drivel. Perhaps you should go back to fifth grade and learn how to speak English. Please. Now.

shut up you ELIETE LIBERAL scum cancer on USA< I know where the CAPS LOCK button is I USE CAPS FOR EMPHASES and to SHOW HOW CONERNED I AM WITH our country I FEAR for IT.

ELIETE = elite

EMPHASES = emphasis

CONERNED = concerned

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” — Franklin Delano Roosevelt

The only thing our troll has to fear is pretty much every damn thing, ever. Time to invest in Depends stock, folks.

YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOM AND SHOVE COMMUNISM DOWN MY THROAT

Dear FSM, please let us have some FEMA camps. Not that these guys need re-educating; first we just need to educate them at all.

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE,

Do all your sons command?

I AM PROUD TO BE A TEABAGGING PARTIOT, YOU LIBERALS CAN BLOW ME

Sounds like a buffet of WRONG. You and your perverse desire to ram your sad fallacies down liberal throats.

Hot Patriot Love, now available with Godless Moral Decay at no additional charge.

I know this is, like, 12 hours later, but I must ask: why?

I’m converting project files. I have a lot of drawings made in Generic Cad for DOS. Running Generic, I can save them as AutoCad v12, which can then be read and converted by Vectorworks.

Also: Noctropolis. Best pr0n-actor voice-overs in a video game EVER.

So anyways, in the credit where due department, the Wash Post published this photo last week for the whole queers getting married in the nation’s capital story. Shockingly, the Ombudsman had a good response to it:

There was a time, after court-ordered integration, when readers complained about front-page photos of blacks mixing with whites. Today, photo images of same-sex couples capture the same reality of societal change.

Twice even.

But some remain adamantly opposed to the photo…But it does reflect what is happening in the District of Columbia, where same-sex marriage is legal.

Brava. Not bad for a useless tool who has yet to write a single word about the ridiculously over-the-top bullshit that Fred Hiatt keeps stuffing into the op-ed section.

Anyways, the reason I’m bringing this up is so that I can quote the response from Wash Post readers to a front page picture of two men kissing:

I would appreciate it if your cover pictures would not be so disturbing where my kids can see it easily on the kitchen table… please don’t shove this “Gay” business in our face.

Shoving “Gay” business in our faces? Your ideas interest me, do you have a newsletter to which I can subscribe? (and I mean that in the most heterosexual way possible)

I would appreciate it if your cover pictures would not be so disturbing where my kids can see it easily on the kitchen table

Dear Bigot: so your kids think seeing THE GHEY kissing each other is gross. They think seeing YOU kissing someone is just as gross. Hell, they probably thinks it’s grosser because they know you. Make of that what you will. Also: fuck off.

15, love.

Don’t click through then tig. Some of the excerpts from Andy Alex’s Inbox might make you very angry.

All this swallowing, and ramming, and package talk is making me hot. Also the all-caps makes me somewhat wet. And too also.

Oh I know not ever to get off the boat, DKW; they’re never mangoes, they’re always just POOP compressed into roughly mango-like shapes and painted yellow.

Also: HI ALLFORJOY!

Methinks if the pic had shown 2 women kissing there wouldn’t have been nearly as much of an uproar, especially if the women in question were hawt. In fact, I would bet real American money that Mr. “Think-Of-The-Children!!” has some links in his browser history (unless he’s diligent about clearing the cache) that include images of women doing a lot more than kissing.

images of women doing a lot more than kissing.

Women do more than kiss? Who knew…

Mr. “Think-Of-The-Children!!” has some links in his browser history

He also may kiss his wife, at which his kids might go “OOOOH GROOOOSSSSSSSS!!!”

aHEM

I read that one and everything, SO I DECIDED I WOULD IMPROVE IT.

“they’re always just POOP compressed into roughly mango-like shapes and painted yellow.”

I think they stopped painting them yellow some time ago. Sometime last summer for sure. Didn’t affect sales one bit and they saved a bundle on paint.

Ooh why you little!

The “little” part gets less true every year.

Uh oh, one of these days your costume won’t fit and then the tremendous force patterns circulating through your body will cause another blast. Maybe if you get a bigger belt buckle…

they’re always just POOP compressed into roughly mango-like shapes and painted yellow.
And exhibited at the Royal Gallery.

If that yellow is not from paint I don’t want to know.

Judge,

Hey, dude, but I’m still here. And where exactly is caps lock badger boy? Eh?

[And don’t claim he’s in FEMA camp. That’s not funny.]

30, love.

Welcome to the camp
I guess you all know why you’re here
My name is FEMA
And I seized control this year
If you want to teabag
You’ve got to open wide
So put in your ear plugs
Put on your eye shades
You know what goes down your throat

My fave song 2nite

again, my fave song tonit2e

Hello Muddah
In yer Beemer
Here I am at
The Camp FEMA
Lots of getting
Off the boating
And there’s plenty of the
shove-it-down your thoating

Hello muddah/Hello fadduh/Here I am at/Camp Obama, etc.

Hey Whale Chowder,

Very excellent sir or madam. My congratulations to you!

If that yellow is not from paint I don’t want to know.
It is made by concentrating the urine from cows fed on mango leaves. Then it is compressed into mango shapes for no other reason than the joy of circular self-reference.
OK, not really.

Yellow pigments get all the fun names, like realgar, orpiment and gamboge.

penis

old “American Thinker” post.
cut
paste

Dear Sir,

I have never shoved anything down a thoat.

Yours,

John Carter, Helium.

Since there is no new thread, I’m feelin’ like my hand was forced.

LOVER’S IN LOVE AND THE OTHER’S GONE AWAY
LOVER IS CRYIN’ COZ THE OTHER WON’T STAY
WELL SOME OF US HOVER AND WE WEEP FOR THE OTHER
WHOSE BEEN DYIN’ SINCE THE DAY THEY WERE BORN WELL
THIS IS NOT THAT, I THINK THAT I’M THROWIN’ BUT I’M THROWN

# rm -f Cupp’s Frontal Loeb

Hmmm. Hot tub throat-ramming.

House Majority Leader Kevin Garn announced Saturday he was resigning from the Utah Legislature, two days after revelations of a nude hot-tubbing incident with a minor 25 years ago and a payment to keep it quiet.

“After discussing this matter with my family, I have decided that it is in the best interests of them, my colleagues and the people of Utah,” Garn said in his letter of resignation, submitted to House Speaker David Clark, R-Santa Clara, Saturday morning.

Eddie Murphy/James Brown Segue:

“Jump in the hot tub!”

And apparently, that Utah legislature is a hottubbed of misbehavin’.

Garn, 55, follows in the path of his Senate colleague, former Majority Leader Sheldon Killpack, R-Syracuse, who resigned his Senate seat in January after a drunk driving arrest.

Dem, Mormons, dey crazy!

Someone rammed inserted that comma in there. It wasn’t me, I swear.

Oh! Of course: FYWP.

I see everyone forgot to set their clocks forward.

Socialest clocks confiscate time from me to redistribute to layz future peopel. no more! Beware the clock bagger party reclaining America!

Beware the clock bagger party reclaining America!

Well, America’s a mess. Thank goodness someone is willing to clain it and reclain it. That’s dedication!

I see everyone forgot to set their clocks forward.

Don’t conflate forgetfulness and apathy.

Sigh… I remember the first time I ever kissed a girl at FEMA camp, after the river race and the Pol Pot worshiping ceremony.

this individual mandate to tax us an hour is unconstitutuionional! It will just decrease the time availabel for those of us who are productive (i.e., not welfare teat suckers) and hurt small businesseses.
BTW:
1) start a small business,
2) Health Care Reform passes,
3) ???
4) Disaster!!

I’m converting project files. I have a lot of drawings made in Generic Cad for DOS. Running Generic, I can save them as AutoCad v12, which can then be read and converted by Vectorworks.

Also: Noctropolis. Best pr0n-actor voice-overs in a video game EVER.

Oh, so it was for something useful after all? All the IT work around our house seems to be centered around consuming music/soccer/pr0n in a more sophisticated manner.

Oh, so it was for something useful after all?

My business is 18 years old and has we’ve worked on ~2000 individual buildings. Our archive is a great resource if it’s accessible, as a source of old solutions that can be reused on new projects and a source of information about individual buildings. So I spend a lot of time making sure it’s indexed and usable.

Nobody told me about this shit before I started…

Also, Noctropolis: http://www.oldgames.sk/images/oldgames/adventure/Noctropolis/darkrun_320.gif

Also, Noctropolis: http://www.oldgames.sk/images/oldgames/adventure/Noctropolis/darkrun_320.gif

Yeah, that looks pretty fucking sweet.

Nobody told me about this shit before I started…

Information management is your friend!

All the IT work around our house seems to be centered around consuming music/soccer/pr0n in a more sophisticated manner.

Just get a monocle.

Just to further drag my nails across the blackboard of IT, my office computers have evolved along the following path:

DOS 6
DOS+DOSSHELL
OS2 2.1
OS2 3
Win 95
Win XP
OSX 10.4 ->

I don’t see changing again unless Apple decides to abandon the desktop market.

Also, not enough decent games for OS/2. Also.

All the IT work around our house seems to be centered around consuming music/soccer/pr0n in a more sophisticated manner.

Just get a monocle.

Capital idea! Have you ever tried watching pr0n while drinking tea with a pinky raised? It’s quite difficult.

S.E. Cupp said,
March 14, 2010 at 14:55 (kill)

OMG IT’S TOTALLY THE REAL S.E. CUPP!!!

please don’t shove this “Gay” business in our face.

Makes me wonder what the complaints about the interracial marriage were like back in the day – “stop chaining these images to our ankles?”

“Stop it with these cotton-pickin’ photos!”

an engineer that not only uses Vectorworks, but OS X?

UNPOSSIBLE!!!

an engineer that not only uses Vectorworks, but OS X?

I do the IT support for my office. Go figure.

Meet the candidates.

Nicole Minetti is a showgirl/dental hygienist/politician. Orly Taitz should take lessons…

You all are so fucking funny. I am in awe of your fucking funniness. Really. Truly. Just fucking wow.

Meet Meat, the candidates.

fixxored

Billy Dee says, “Works every time.”

Orly Taitz should take lessons…

ORLY in a mostly undone shirt and ultra short schoolgirl skirt?

DO NOT WANT!

The 73-year-old premier was apparently unable to resist the charms of Nicole Minetti, a showgirl turned dental hygienist who he met when his teeth were being repaired…

I’m sure the attraction was mutual. Hot babes the world over dream of repairing Silvio Berlusconi’s teeth.

Orly Taitz is a former swimsuit model/dentist/lawyer/possible Secretary of State candidate. The Birth Queen does takes no lessons; she gives them.

Try again: The Birther Queen takes no lessons; she gives them.

Orly Taitz once sued a guy in Reno just to file the paperwork.

Try again: The Birther Queen takes no lessons; she gives them.

Those are not required courses, they’re electives right?

Right?

Orly Taitz got her Dentistry degree cuz she’s into Root Canals.

Those are not required courses, they’re electives right?

Not according to the Texas Board of Education.

Textbooks are now required to have at least two chapters on Orly Taitz and at least one on g*dd*mned socialist f*gg*t negro usurper Presidential frauds who were actually born in Nigeria.

These chapters may be sandwiched between the at least twenty-seven chapters on Jesus.

…at least twenty-seven chapters on Jesus.

Chuck Norris will probably get a chapter or two.

Texas History Textbook:

Jesus
The Alamo Chapter 1
The Alamo Chapter 2
The Alamo Chapter 3
The Alamo Chapter 4
The Alamo Chapter 5
Reagan

So the first six chapters are about guys named Jesus?

So the first six chapters are about guys named Jesus?

An’ where’s the chapper on footbawl?

An’ where’s the chapper on footbawl?

Ronnie liked to pretend he played.

Football will be mentioned in the chapter on Tom Landry’s hat.

I do the IT support for my office. Go figure.

Why does N__B think Microsoft Certified geeks should die?

Football will be mentioned in the chapter on Tom Landry’s hat.

A holy relic, that. Cures fumbles.

Why does N__B think Microsoft Certified geeks should die?

Talk about a question that answers itself…

Yo, Berlusconi girl series, imma let you finish, but the Confanifunebri calendar is the most hilarious series of Italian pinups of all time.

Nota bene, this is a real company, and a real promotional calendar.

You bastards! I was expecting big brown shlong. I was promised big brown shlong. Meat glass candy thermometer? (Gives a new meaning to “candy ass”.) Sadly, not enough PENIS.

Nota bene, this is a real company, and a real promotional calendar.

Gives new meaning to getting a woody.

DOS 6
DOS+DOSSHELL
OS2 2.1
OS2 3
Win 95
Win XP
OSX 10.4 ->

Ah! Memories!

Kinda surprised N__B didn’t use OS/2 WARP….

d/oh. I see 3.0 was the same as Warp.

Dunno, I was busy trying to keep System 7 running.

Dunno, I was busy trying to keep System 7 running.

Which was why I refused to go Mac until the OS was based on eunuchs.

Which was why I refused to go Mac until the OS was based on eunuchs.

No wonder so many people fear Steve Jobs. That employment condition I can do without.

eunuchs and daemons.

Which was why I refused to go Mac until the OS was based on eunuchs.

but you also missed the Great Clone Experiment, which featured all the fun of System 7, plus all the terror of PC-quality hardware!

Finally!

A Major Republican Figure Opposes Better Health Care With A Non-Penis Metaphor!

Sarah Palin: With a Stiff Spine America Must Stand Against Obamacare

oh, wait…

Ha ha! “LEROY!” That is a black name!

but you also missed the Great Clone Experiment, which featured all the fun of System 7, plus all the terror of PC-quality hardware!

I’ll stack getting OS2 2.1 to run on anything the first time it was installed against System 7 on clones.

You bastards! I was expecting big brown shlong. I was promised big brown shlong.

Uh, this being the internet, you can have all the the b.b.s. you could possible wish for, and them some.

I’ll stack getting OS2 2.1 to run on anything the first time it was installed against System 7 on clones.

I will bet. I don’t have first hand experience, but that sounds like ninja level work, there….

I think I’d rather go back to Fortran…

I’ll stack getting OS2 2.1 to run on anything the first time it was installed against System 7 on clones.

I also like the idea of geek cred being based on getting suck to run on suck…

You bastards!

big and Bald

but we still measure badness

on how much IBM you have hauled….

I also like the idea of geek cred being based on getting suck to run on suck…

OS2 wasn’t suck. No native apps worth a damn, but it ran DOS and Win3 apps better than MS did. Installing it sucked, but once in it was easy to work with and configure. Just another footnote in the long run, of course.

I still have an OS/2 t-shirt from the old days – that’s about what’s left of the OS for me. I never ran it much but had several office mates who were unbelievably rabid partisans for it. And a few others who were as passionate about the Amiga. Both sounded like good stuff but I just worked with what was plunked on my desk and never felt moved to evangelize for underdogs (nor force any coworkers to jump through weird hoops to get their environment to cooperate with mine).

I also like the idea of geek cred being based on getting suck to run on suck…

OS2 wasn’t suck.

so you admit a zombie getting System 7 to run on a clone is ninja?

Both sounded like good stuff but I just worked with what was plunked on my desk and never felt moved to evangelize for underdogs (nor force any coworkers to jump through weird hoops to get their environment to cooperate with mine).

Not a bad attitude, just one I couldn’t have. I was the plunker, not the plunkee.

so you admit a zombie getting System 7 to run on a clone is ninja?

I admit nothing until this is translated to english.

It’s a fucking operating system, not a religion.

It’s a fucking operating system, not a religion.

Not sure I understand the distinction.

….I keed

Uh, this being the internet, you can have all the the b.b.s. you could possible wish for, and them some.

All in one picture!

And I must say, at the time OS/2 2.1 was released, Win was teh extra-suck. Too bad they had to rush it out to beat NT (“Natural Taint”).

O Cheez, I go away for 24 hours and the thread has moved from trollbait to a geeky OS flamewar. A nostalgic geeky OS flamewar. Could we please have a new thread? This one’s all sticky.

Steerpike, I wave my machine language naughty bits at you!

It’s a fucking operating system, not a religion.

operating systems have killed fewer people.

I don’t keed.

Whut you said, Steerpike.

After 180 posts, this can be considered an open thread. So if you have something to say that’s more interesting than OS/2 vs. Windows (hah!), knock yourself out.

I went skiing with my daughter today (yes, out in the Big Blue Room). It was beautiful and the snow was very good. Prolly the last ski trip I do this year.

There, wasn’t that fascinating?

So if you have something to say that’s more interesting than OS/2 vs. Windows…
PENIS.

I went skiing with my daughter today (yes, out in the Big Blue Room).

Sounds loverly. My only venture into the Big Space was taking Lucy the Orange, Leaky-Ass Dog to the Dog Park, where she rolled in poop-smelling mud puddles. I imagine your daughter came home smelling much better, at least much less like Wet Dog with Poop.

It’s a fucking operating system,

Dude!

Interest. Newsletter. aw, you know the rest…

Satish Narayan suffered major burns and died in hospital several weeks later.

The fire also gutted the family’s Adelaide home, leaving a damage bill of about $1 million.

A previous court hearing heard Narayan had told neighbours: “I’m a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else … I didn’t mean this to happen”.

One simple word will solve all this:

OOPS.

I imagine your daughter came home smelling much better…

Well, different. “Eau de Pitted-Out Teen” isn’t likely to top the perfume charts anytime soon.

50 degrees makes for fun skiing but we were a bit over-dressed for the day.

Come on baby, light my fire!

No wait, what are you doing with that kerosene? Put down the matches, baby, I’m…no, don’t…AAAAAaaaugh!

So if you have something to say that’s more interesting than OS/2 vs. Windows (hah!), knock yourself out.

I interpret that as an open invitation to translate shuffleboard regulations into Afrikaans:
‘N speler wat lote eerste Edition moet probeer om dit plaas so ver van die direksie as moontlik, óf langs die spoor. As sy teenstander versuim om te klop af dat Edition, moet die eerste speler en probeer dan plaas sy volgende gewig in die teenoorgestelde hoek (soortgelyk aan ‘n skeuring in bowling baan).

Guess the cornerite, fellow Muslims:

Along these lines, I respectfully suggest that by focusing on Islamist (and, frankly, Islam’s) hostility to homosexuals, consignment of women to second-class status, and promotion of Islam in the schools, Paul misses the big picture. Islam and the Left are not perfectly aligned, but they are substantially aligned, much more so than most people realize.

If you ignore the points of non-alignment the KKK and NAACP are also more substantially aligned than most people realize. Less than Satan and the Pope, of course, or even Hitler and Rabbi Hillel, but still remarkably so.

The crypto-Muslim is the Jew of Conservative Fustianism.

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MTFhZDk1YWJhZTExM2EzMjRmNTFjYTVhNmRlYTA3YTc=

Goddammit, WordPress doesn’t want to link to an Andy McCarthy entry. Good for it, I guess.

Guess the cornerite…

Bah. I have failed.

I thought the ‘accuse-the-left-of-being-exactly-the-same-as-groups-that-are-totally-opposite’ shtick was classic Jonah, but I guess they all do that now.

It did reek of dough. But a much staler, barely legal dough than Jonah.

Along these lines, I respectfully suggest that by focusing on Islamist (and, frankly, Islam’s) hostility to homosexuals, consignment of women to second-class status, and promotion of Islam in the schools facts and reality, Paul misses the big picture. Islam and the Left are not perfectly aligned, but they are substantially aligned, much more so than most people realize if you ignore the facts and reality and just pull stuff out of your ass, because SHUT UP, that’s why.

Speaking of “shut up, that’s why,” whatever happened to Mr. Playdoh-n-Bacon?

Not like I’m going to go to his site to find out or anything.

Speaking of “shut up, that’s why,” whatever happened to Mr. Playdoh-n-Bacon?

Sued by both NAMBLA and PETA?

A nostalgic geeky OS flamewar.

Think about the Amiga! Won’t someone think about the Amiga?

why does N__B not have a blog where we can insult him directly and personally?

Think about the Amiga! Won’t someone think about the Amiga?

I miss the Mainframe Wars. That was when I died the first time.

‘Dark meat thermometer’ is kinda funny, but it’s too bad there was no way to finagle the phrase, “A baby’s arm with an apple in its fist” from the folded folds.

Aw, Peter Graves died.

why does N__B not have a blog where we can insult him directly and personally?

My creative efforts are currently focused on achieving jet flight through the use of baked beans. Once those heights are scaled, I will consider blogging.

Peter Graves died.

Which begs the question – where will he be buried?

My creative efforts are currently focused on achieving jet flight through the use of baked beans. Once those heights are scaled, I will consider blogging.

Now, now old shoe, your piece on the Coignet Stone Company could be expanded into a kick-ass blog post.

Even an architect would overlook his anti-engineer bias to read such a blog.

This, folks, is the N__B draft.

Aw, Peter Graves died.

“He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature, and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can’t be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. When men seek such perfection they find only death, fire, loss, disillusionment and the end of everything that’s gone forward. Men have always sought an end to our misery but it can’t be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself.”

My creative efforts are currently focused

ah. there’s your mistake, in thinking that blogging involves creative effort. Get thee to blogger, knave!

Even an architect would overlook his anti-engineer bias to read such a blog.

Plus, I could point out all the various ways he is wrong.

Plus, I could point out all the various ways he is wrong.

Starting with his operating system.

Isn’t that an awesome building, zrm?

B^4: Geek to your heart’s content: http://www.nyc.gov/html/lpc/downloads/pdf/reports/ny_li_coignet_stone_co.pdf

B^4: Geek to your heart’s content

This doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, mister!

Isn’t that an awesome building, zrm?

it’s so TINY!!

No wonder N__B is so defensive.

Starting with his operating system.

regrettably, I cannot fault him for that. His track record indicates the ability to learn and select for improved usability.

No wonder N__B is so defensive.

1. I didn’t design it.

2. Most of my designs are far bigger.

3. Most of my erections are preserved, not new.

Think about the Amiga! Won’t someone think about the Amiga?

I actually had one of those.

I remember it having very nice graphics for its day.

B^4 –

You owe me a beer.

Peter Graves died.

DUH DUH DUH DUHDUHNA duh duh duh duhduhna
DUH DUH DUH DUHDUHNA duh duh duh duhduhna
doodleooo doodleooo doodleooo DUH DUHNA

(Just channeling the funeral music)

Think about the Amiga! Won’t someone think about the Amiga?

I remember it having very nice graphics for its day.

IT’S AN OPERATING SYSTEM, NOT A RELIGION.

dude.

N__B said,
March 15, 2010 at 6:02

You owe me a beer.

me too.

3. Most of my erections are preserved, not new.
My desire to subscribe to your newsletter has suddenly evaporated.

3. Most of my erections are preserved, not new.

Four hours, doctor, etc.

DRAT!!!! Foiled again!

Better than preserved, I suppose.

Most of my erections are preserved

Same method as bronzed baby shoes?

Same method as bronzed baby shoes?

I was thinking “thousand-year eggs.”

so you mean you bronzed your preserved thousand-year erection?

i get it!

Thousand-year yike!

Thousand-year yike!

Historical preservation, indeed.

Are you people still here?This property was condemned some time ago. Get along now.

This doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, mister!

Really! He’s all fluffing on the Coitus Stone building like it’s going to save his ass.

I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else

The words “his” and “me” ought to be her first clue.

look, actor, if she’s lighting a penis on fire, one she is hoping to avail herself of at a later [time period], then she’s not so good on the whole ‘getting a clue’ part.

if she’s lighting a penis on fire

It could be foreplay!

Give a man’s PENIS a fire and it’s warm for a day, set a man’s PENIS on fire and you’ve got yourself a real weenie roast!