They’re going to be quoting this at Free Republic, and at Michelle Malkin’s site, and on Rush Limbaugh, and in the Whte House.

So, make it a little clearer that this is a joke. The people that hate us are pretty dumb.

Satan has hexed you and fux0red up the inline image you attempted!

I went to work.

(It helps that I work at Planned Parenthood…)

Wingnut prophylactic

OXYMORAN!!1!!!!!!e=!!!!mc^2!!!!!

This post establishes definitively that the operators of Sadly, No!, their misguided readers, and Liberals Everywhere are slaves of Moloch.

I will transmit this information to my masters at once.

I still need information about the liberal-Samael-Belial-al Qaeda connection. Any tips you fine folk can provide are appreciated!

You know what’s sad? That you have to put a “this is a joke” disclaimer.

I got stoned, listened to the Supersuckers and the Wildhearts all day, got stoned again, and then went and saw the X-Men movie. It’s my day off, hail Satan.

I regret to inform y’all that King Diamond was supposed to make it to my little get-together but he couldn’t find a babysitter.

I blogged against human rights abuse for Torture Awareness Month. Hail Satan.

(The fact that we need a “torture awareness month” at all is probably proof of the evil one).

I’m a lawyer, so I just did what I always do: dispossess widows and orphans, destroy the free enterprise system with frivolous lawsuits, then a workout and a light lunch.

Joke: I have a humble office job, I just fought my hangover til the clock reached a graceful hour for escape.

Under my administration, anyone who gets two abortions in one day will be awarded a third abortion free of charge. But for now, I’m just sitting back listening to Her Satanic Majesty’s Request and watching old New Jersey Devils games on DVD. If you watch some of the Devils games in super-slo-mo you can see the Devils’ power play using the demonic “pentangle offense” devised by Lucifer “Lou” Lamoriello.

I blogged against human rights abuse for Torture Awareness Month. Hail Satan.

Oh, pssh elendil, you’re probably one of those types who thinks Jesus is being “harsh” when sending wicked people to hell to be tortured for eternity with fire and brimstone.

commie.

Ok, with the lawyer and Professor Berube, we now have a perfect coven. So let’s get to conjuring He-Goat the Foul and all us go chop up some fetuses.

To the satanmobile!

I went to work but really didn’t work very hard. I said some mean things about Radiohead too. See you in a hundred years.

What, that’s not evil enough for you Retardo? I’ll have you know that I’m as evil as evil comes. I’m anti-torture, and anti-torture is anti-American. Ergo, I’m a terrorist. A terrorist who blogs. And I listen to Scandinavian melodic death metal while I do it. So there. Hail Satan.

Now that’s more like it, elendil. You’re invited to the next virgin sacrifice.

Hmph. I don’t care. I didn’t want to go on your stupid satan-car anyway.

All right, that does it. You’re getting thrown on the bonfire with Virgin Ben.

Bark at the moon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got my hair cut, which I understand is an ungodly thing for a woman to do.

You losers claim to be devotees of me, Satan, Father of Lies, Angel of the Abyss, etc.?

I say, ha! I say ha! ha! (doing best Brando impression).

Look, if I want to hang with my buds, there’s any number of places I can go on the web where I can really find like-minded spirits (not you liberal poseurs) and just be myself.

I was just over at Charles Johnson’s place. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll head over to Jeff Goldstein’s joint. Lotta great guys over there.

I made sourdough starter. The most evil sourdough starter known to mankind, as caustic as the tongue of a Liberal, destined to be cast into the firey abyss. And then slathered with hummus. Satan, for being so prissy you don’t get to eat it, cobag, and I’m going to start worshipping Mictlantecuhtli.

I installed Windows Vista Beta 2…the operating system of THE DAMNED!!!!

I ended almost every statement with “…OF THE BEAST” in my best death metal voice.

Such as, “That was a great ham and swiss sandwich…OF THE BEAST”
or
“I’m ready for the happy hour OF THE BEAST”
or even
“Man, I know I shouldn’t, but I really want my third martini OF THE BEAST”

Needless to say, after a while, my friends got tired of the joke (OF THE BEAST) and kicked my ass. Or should I say, “They kicked the ass…OF THE BEAST.”

Nik

Since it is Satan’s day after all, Gary Ruppert and I had a quick fuck. He was no good…

Tigrismus, babe, I’m sure your sourdough starter is delicious (none for me, though–dieting ,>)

What I’m saying is, you people just aren’t EEEVILL enough. Why, I haven’t read a single post or comment defending the Haditha massacre on this entire website. You wanna get evil, try justifying that.

I stuck 1000 rusty nails into an Ann Coulter doll, and prayed to Beelzebub that there WAS a God so He/She would please please PLEASE for the love of sweet Jesus Christ on a pogo stick make her shut the fucking fuck UP and go away. It didn’t work (yet), so my Plan B is to have a very large cocktail. Preferably a Rusty Nail.

I dug the Hateful Hooker over at WOC when she made a live appearance with Satan on MTP.

Jeez, I one of the only *admitted* pagans on this site, and I had a booooooooring day. Nuthin’ special – know why? Cuz 666 IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!!!!!1111ONE!!!1 (Check it: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/166/story_16630_1.html). And ask any pagan (OK, Satanists excluded), and they pretty much don’t believe in heaven, hell or the devil. Period.

Anyway, since nothing specatularly evil or noteworthy happened, I guess all that fundy pearl clutching and tut tutting was for nothing. I wish these fucktards would get a life already.

Meanwhile in California, it’s another election and ANOTHER LOSS for the NUTROOTS Left.

Brian Bilbray has crushed Francine Busby tonight.

The Democrat Party is no where near winning control of anything. The Democrat Party is on the verge of total extinction due to it’s devotion to the extreme left.

Garybot, you forgot to say “The fact is….”

Better get the programmers on it stat!

I read a whole bunch of Chick tracts while listening to Slayer.

Then I made a post celebrating The Left Hand Path.

I did one on the devil’s birthday manual.

((((hugs)))))

Shit, the colors were stripped out of html.! It worked in preview, the letters d, s, m in red. Now it’s all gone to teh lame. Bad preview, lying, deceptive preview, I am so over believing in you.

uh-oh. do you see what i see?

how do i fix that now?

go like this?

I’m sorry, i may need help here, making the italics go away.

I attended my very first Democratic county committee meeting. We wished Li’l’ Dick Santorum a happy birthday.

md

Is John Robert’s kid really Damien?

We have nothing to fear but fear itself — FDR

Be afraid. Be very afraid. — BushCo

What else would I have done? \m/ \m/

I played Diablo 2 all night while listening to The Damned.

Unfortunately, you can’t play as Diablo, that would’ve been more appropriate.

I mocked Sanatorium on the radio …

I wore my Evil Lager t-shirt. (It’s made with the finest virgin blood and unbaptized fetuses, and contains 6.66% alcohol by volume.) Well, okay, I didn’t wear it, but I wore it to HFstival in Columbia, MD a week or so ago. I also thought about playing Diablo, but didn’t. Hail Satan.

As a public employee, I spent my day suckling at the teat of the government, in my case that of a small municipality, thus weakening society as I justified the need for my parasitical self and increasing the tax burden on those who actually work and produce things, despite the bureaucratic hurdles I spent my day putting in their paths. Or something like that. I get confused about it. Anyway, I contributed to the downfall of American society by taking a paycheck for processing permits and analyzing operational costs. Oh, and conducting a performance evaluation for my Administrative Analyst.

Is that Satanic enough? My municipality is pretty left-leaning, almost socialist, in fact. Does that help boost my score?

Holy Jeebus, the chickenhawks prove their mettle once again. On the anniversary of D-day, when they should be commemorating thousands of brave Americans who died for their country, the execrable chickenhawk fundies cower in their basements, peeing themselves over a specific alignment of numbers in the Georgian calendar.

I think this country is doomed.

Meanwhile in California, it’s another election and ANOTHER LOSS for the NUTROOTS Left.

The Democrat Party is no where near winning control of anything. The Democrat Party is on the verge of total extinction due to it’s devotion to the extreme left.

Sadly, No!

Suck on this, cobag:
(from DailyKos)

“The GOP spent $11 million on the race, the Dems $4.7 million. That investment bought Republicans a 4-point victory in one of the most Republican districts around. Busby lost that seat by 22 points in 2004.”

Cower in fear, you little chickenshit. We’re coming for fuckers like you.

Good News on Satan’s Day. Fafblog is up and running. Enjoy.

The Number of the Beast is 216, not 666. It’s an attempt to associate (the evil pagan) Plato’s numerological beliefs with Satanism: Plato often referred to the significance of the number 63 but St John the Divine didn’t know enough maths to realise what that meant.

By “63” I mean 6 to the power of 3. The <sup> tag worked in the preview and then stopped working after I submitted it. 🙁

test: 63

Huh.

I was too busy putting down those “satanists” who think they have so good. The may hate “god’s children” but I said – ‘Hey! I’m not racist, I hate everybody. So Fuck You!”

Then I laid down the law with some chosen words about who really IS the biggest:

“Yes. Yes I’m bigger than Christ and his cross.
Yes. Yes I’m bigger than Budda, he’s lost.
Yes. Yes I’m bigger than Allah and his lot.
I’m bigger than the devil, his disciples and flock!”

the yearSIX happened two-thusand years ago, this means the
date is 6-6-2006 NOT 6-6-6
THERES NOTTHING UNHOLY ABOUT THIS DAY
just the film ‘the omen’ this movie was realesed on 6-6-2006
to trip us out like friday the 13th would trip a superstious person out.its the year 2006 not the year 6 just trying to be logical and thats all.

Sex. With protection.

Why try hard?

And “Jesus,” yeah, we know, but everyone freaked out, so we may as well have a SENSE OF HUMOR about ourselves, hmm? Any time three sixes appear ANYWHERE in a date, certain idiots get kooky. I doubt most of us (even most Christians) believe in the Revelations in the first place.

“The Number of the Beast is 216, not 666. It’s an attempt to associate (the evil pagan) Plato’s numerological beliefs with Satanism: Plato often referred to the significance of the number 63 but St John the Divine didn’t know enough maths to realise what that meant.”

Interestingly, I (and Doctrine, as I recall) believe that the number is a Hebrew numerological referance to the Emperor Nero at least at the time– I find it to be possible that “The Beast” is a constant found in differant incarnations as generations go by, each doing the Beasty thang (We all know of the St. Ronnie/666 connections, after all, don’t we?).
In fact, both the popular 666 and also proposed (from older scrolls) 616 can spell Nero’s name in Hebrew, as the letter “nun” is not required a second time in the spelling of the name (but is used in the 666 spelling). It is, then, reasonably assumable why it is that the unecessary (though perfectly legitimate in spelling) letter was included: 666 has those Platonic connotations as well as the lovely symmetry that can capture the imagination easily.
To khonsu, I might dispute that most Christians believe in Revelation– though I suspect that most (like me) believe that the specified conditions and the specified results are subject to John of Patmos’ ability to relate and comprehend them.
In any case, technically, the date could have been written technically as 6/6/6, as years function irrespective of century (or millenia) in the common form of date notation. Of course, as Revelation clearly states that 666 refers to an individual, such paranoid is utterly unfounded, and functions purely as an excuse for people to get worked up and/or sell stuff (**cough cough** Hollywood, Ann Coulter and Left Behind dudes…).

666 is a man not Satan and if you read my essay (below) which compares history with what they say about this man in Revealtions you might not want to get the “Ash Wednesday” mark on your forehead anymore in Catholic Church.

Actually I’ll just say it: its is probably the Pope, so don’t get the “Ash Wednesday” mark on your forehead anymore in Catholic Church because this may be the mark of the Beast.

Read:

Daniel Ch. 7 Review

1 In the first year of Belshazzar king of Babylon, Daniel had a dream, and visions passed through his mind as he was lying on his bed. He wrote down the substance of his dream.

2 Daniel said: “In my vision at night I looked, and there before me were the four winds of heaven churning up the great sea. 3 Four great beasts, each different from the others, came up out of the sea.

4 “The first was like a lion, and it had the wings of an eagle. I watched until its wings were torn off and it was lifted from the ground so that it stood on two feet like a man, and the heart of a man was given to it.

(anchient Babylon’s national emblem was a lion with wings)

5 “And there before me was a second beast, which looked like a bear. It was raised up on one of its sides, and it had three ribs in its mouth between its teeth. It was told, ‘Get up and eat your fill of flesh!’

(Persia conquered Babylon so I guess this is the bear)

6 “After that, I looked, and there before me was another beast, one that looked like a leopard. And on its back it had four wings like those of a bird. This beast had four heads, and it was given authority to rule.

(Alexander’s Greek empire conquered Persia then split into 4)

7 “After that, in my vision at night I looked, and there before me was a fourth beast—terrifying and frightening and very powerful. It had large iron teeth; it crushed and devoured its victims and trampled underfoot whatever was left. It was different from all the former beasts, and it had ten horns.

(Roman’s conquered Greeks and used iron weapons then Rome split into 10)

Suevi Royal Family (Portugal)
Alemani Royal Family (Germany)
Franc Royal Family (France)
Anglo-Saxon Royal Family (England)
Lombard Royal Family (Portugal)
Visigoth Royal Family (Spain)
Burgunde Royal Family (Switzerland)
Ostrogoth Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)
Heruli Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)
Vandal Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)

8 “While I was thinking about the horns, there before me was another horn, a little one, which came up among them; and three of the first horns were uprooted before it. This horn had eyes like the eyes of a man and a mouth that spoke boastfully.

(Pope conquers Herulis, Vandals, Ostrogoths – I think Italy and Austria other lands)

9 “As I looked,
“thrones were set in place,
and the Ancient of Days took his seat.
His clothing was as white as snow;
the hair of his head was white like wool.
His throne was flaming with fire,
and its wheels were all ablaze.

(Jesus up in Heaven)

10 A river of fire was flowing,
coming out from before him.
Thousands upon thousands attended him;
ten thousand times ten thousand stood before him.
The court was seated,
and the books were opened.

11 “Then I continued to watch because of the boastful words the horn was speaking. I kept looking until the beast was slain and its body destroyed and thrown into the blazing fire. 12
(The other beasts had been stripped of their authority, but were allowed to live for a period of time.)

13 “In my vision at night I looked, and there before me was one like a son of man, coming with the clouds of heaven. He approached the Ancient of Days and was led into his presence. 14 He was given authority, glory and sovereign power; all peoples, nations and men of every language worshiped him. His dominion is an everlasting dominion that will not pass away, and his kingdom is one that will never be destroyed.

The Interpretation of the Dream

15 “I, Daniel, was troubled in spirit, and the visions that passed through my mind disturbed me.

16 I approached one of those standing there and asked him the true meaning of all this.
“So he told me and gave me the interpretation of these things:

17 ‘The four great beasts are four kingdoms that will rise from the earth.

18 But the saints of the Most High will receive the kingdom and will possess it forever—yes, for ever and ever.’

19 “Then I wanted to know the true meaning of the fourth beast, which was different from all the others and most terrifying, with its iron teeth and bronze claws—the beast that crushed and devoured its victims and trampled underfoot whatever was left.

20 I also wanted to know about the ten horns on its head and about the other horn that came up, before which three of them fell—the horn that looked more imposing than the others and that had eyes and a mouth that spoke boastfully.

21 As I watched, this horn was waging war against the saints and defeating them,

(the Pope kills 50 million Christians for “heresy”)

22 until the Ancient of Days came and pronounced judgment in favor of the saints of the Most High, and the time came when they possessed the kingdom.

23 “He gave me this explanation: ‘The fourth beast is a fourth kingdom that will appear on earth. It will be different from all the other kingdoms and will devour the whole earth, trampling it down and crushing it.

24 The ten horns are ten kings who will come from this kingdom. After them another king will arise, different from the earlier ones; he will subdue three kings.

25 He will speak against the Most High and oppress his saints and try to change the set times and the laws. The saints will be handed over to him for a time, times and half a time. [a]

(Pope issues statement, “The pope has authority to change times and abrogate laws, even to change the precepts OF CHRIST.” !!! changes sabbath from 7th to first day, then throws out 2nd Commandment and splits 10th into 2 to still have 10!!!)

[a]

(time) (times) (half of a time)
1 year 2 years half a year
12 months 24 months 6 months

total: 42 months or 1,260 days

(anchient 30 day 13 cycles of the moon months)

Pope has civil authority:

538 A.D. – 1798 A.D.
(Justinian) (Napolean’s Berthier conquers)

1,260 YEARS

prophet day equals prophet year (look for 1,260 days in Revelations to see where pope comes in)

26 ” ‘But the court will sit, and his power
will be taken away and completely destroyed forever.

27 Then the sovereignty, power and greatness of the kingdoms under the whole heaven will be handed over to the saints, the people of the Most High. His kingdom will be an everlasting kingdom, and all rulers will worship and obey him.’

28 “This is the end of the matter. I, Daniel, was deeply troubled by my thoughts, and my face turned pale, but I kept the matter to myself.”

Oh yeh…

you know the verse?

“calculate the number of the beast, it is a number of a man, it is 666”

V – 5
I – 1
C – 100
A – 0
R – 0
I – 1
U – 5
S – 0

F – 0
I – 1
L – 50
I – 1
I – 1

D – 500
E – 0
I – 1

Total: 666!!!

The pope’s offical title is “Vicarius Filii Dei”

and it is still written on his garments!!!

People don’t realize that Revelations says it started immediately (100 A.D.) and that the Pope killed more Christians and sent them to Heaven for their beliefs than maybe anyone.

Oh yeh…

the second beast from Revelations:

“looks like a lamb, speaks like a dragon, gets its power from a false prophet, two horns”

Looks like a lamb? Who could be thIS LAMb like beast? Who IS the LAMb?

You tell me. I’m not sure.

Is there any MAJOR institution that has two major factions that its laws say to kill Christians by “cutting their toes off first” in Chapter 8 Verse 12?

or to “crucify them in Chapter 5 Verse 33”?

Thank you for your time. Just had to give the atheists some food for thought. If he wants I could tell him Micah 5:2 the one from 700 B.C. that says someone who existed forever would be born in Bethlehem and sheperd God’s people.

WHOA!!! What man existed forever?

Dude, no offense but you are missing MACRO HISTORY!

Who killed more Christians in History than arguably anyone else?

not Nero,

I can guess,

and he has 666 STILL WRITTEN ON HIS GARMENT!

AND THE HE HAD CIVIL AUTHORITY FOR 1,260 YEARS!

Revelations says 1,260 days (prophet day = year)

So don’t get the ash Wednesday mark on your forehead anymore if you’re Catholic.

READ IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ETERNALLY:

Daniel Ch. 7 Review

1 In the first year of Belshazzar king of Babylon, Daniel had a dream, and visions passed through his mind as he was lying on his bed. He wrote down the substance of his dream.

2 Daniel said: “In my vision at night I looked, and there before me were the four winds of heaven churning up the great sea. 3 Four great beasts, each different from the others, came up out of the sea.

4 “The first was like a lion, and it had the wings of an eagle. I watched until its wings were torn off and it was lifted from the ground so that it stood on two feet like a man, and the heart of a man was given to it.

(anchient Babylon’s national emblem was a lion with wings)

5 “And there before me was a second beast, which looked like a bear. It was raised up on one of its sides, and it had three ribs in its mouth between its teeth. It was told, ‘Get up and eat your fill of flesh!’

(Persia conquered Babylon so I guess this is the bear)

6 “After that, I looked, and there before me was another beast, one that looked like a leopard. And on its back it had four wings like those of a bird. This beast had four heads, and it was given authority to rule.

(Alexander’s Greek empire conquered Persia then split into 4)

7 “After that, in my vision at night I looked, and there before me was a fourth beast—terrifying and frightening and very powerful. It had large iron teeth; it crushed and devoured its victims and trampled underfoot whatever was left. It was different from all the former beasts, and it had ten horns.

(Roman’s conquered Greeks and used iron weapons then Rome split into 10)

Suevi Royal Family (Portugal)
Alemani Royal Family (Germany)
Franc Royal Family (France)
Anglo-Saxon Royal Family (England)
Lombard Royal Family (Portugal)
Visigoth Royal Family (Spain)
Burgunde Royal Family (Switzerland)
Ostrogoth Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)
Heruli Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)
Vandal Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)

8 “While I was thinking about the horns, there before me was another horn, a little one, which came up among them; and three of the first horns were uprooted before it. This horn had eyes like the eyes of a man and a mouth that spoke boastfully.

(Pope conquers Herulis, Vandals, Ostrogoths – I think Italy and Austria other lands)

9 “As I looked,
“thrones were set in place,
and the Ancient of Days took his seat.
His clothing was as white as snow;
the hair of his head was white like wool.
His throne was flaming with fire,
and its wheels were all ablaze.

(Jesus up in Heaven)

10 A river of fire was flowing,
coming out from before him.
Thousands upon thousands attended him;
ten thousand times ten thousand stood before him.
The court was seated,
and the books were opened.

11 “Then I continued to watch because of the boastful words the horn was speaking. I kept looking until the beast was slain and its body destroyed and thrown into the blazing fire. 12
(The other beasts had been stripped of their authority, but were allowed to live for a period of time.)

13 “In my vision at night I looked, and there before me was one like a son of man, coming with the clouds of heaven. He approached the Ancient of Days and was led into his presence. 14 He was given authority, glory and sovereign power; all peoples, nations and men of every language worshiped him. His dominion is an everlasting dominion that will not pass away, and his kingdom is one that will never be destroyed.

The Interpretation of the Dream

15 “I, Daniel, was troubled in spirit, and the visions that passed through my mind disturbed me.

16 I approached one of those standing there and asked him the true meaning of all this.
“So he told me and gave me the interpretation of these things:

17 ‘The four great beasts are four kingdoms that will rise from the earth.

18 But the saints of the Most High will receive the kingdom and will possess it forever—yes, for ever and ever.’

19 “Then I wanted to know the true meaning of the fourth beast, which was different from all the others and most terrifying, with its iron teeth and bronze claws—the beast that crushed and devoured its victims and trampled underfoot whatever was left.

20 I also wanted to know about the ten horns on its head and about the other horn that came up, before which three of them fell—the horn that looked more imposing than the others and that had eyes and a mouth that spoke boastfully.

21 As I watched, this horn was waging war against the saints and defeating them,

(the Pope kills 50 million Christians for “heresy”)

22 until the Ancient of Days came and pronounced judgment in favor of the saints of the Most High, and the time came when they possessed the kingdom.

23 “He gave me this explanation: ‘The fourth beast is a fourth kingdom that will appear on earth. It will be different from all the other kingdoms and will devour the whole earth, trampling it down and crushing it.

24 The ten horns are ten kings who will come from this kingdom. After them another king will arise, different from the earlier ones; he will subdue three kings.

25 He will speak against the Most High and oppress his saints and try to change the set times and the laws. The saints will be handed over to him for a time, times and half a time. [a]

(Pope issues statement, “The pope has authority to change times and abrogate laws, even to change the precepts OF CHRIST.” !!! changes sabbath from 7th to first day, then throws out 2nd Commandment and splits 10th into 2 to still have 10!!!)

[a]

(time) (times) (half of a time)
1 year 2 years half a year
12 months 24 months 6 months

total: 42 months or 1,260 days

(anchient 30 day 13 cycles of the moon months)

Pope has civil authority:

538 A.D. – 1798 A.D.
(Justinian) (Napolean’s Berthier conquers)

1,260 YEARS

prophet day equals prophet year (look for 1,260 days in Revelations to see where pope comes in)

26 ” ‘But the court will sit, and his power
will be taken away and completely destroyed forever.

27 Then the sovereignty, power and greatness of the kingdoms under the whole heaven will be handed over to the saints, the people of the Most High. His kingdom will be an everlasting kingdom, and all rulers will worship and obey him.’

28 “This is the end of the matter. I, Daniel, was deeply troubled by my thoughts, and my face turned pale, but I kept the matter to myself.”

Oh yeh…

you know the verse?

“calculate the number of the beast, it is a number of a man, it is 666”

V – 5
I – 1
C – 100
A – 0
R – 0
I – 1
U – 5
S – 0

F – 0
I – 1
L – 50
I – 1
I – 1

D – 500
E – 0
I – 1

Total: 666!!!

The pope’s offical title is “Vicarius Filii Dei”

and it is still written on his garments!!!

People don’t realize that Revelations says it started immediately (100 A.D.) and that the Pope killed more Christians and sent them to Heaven for their beliefs than maybe anyone.

Oh yeh…

the second beast in Revelations:

“looks like a lamb, speaks like a dragon, gets its power from a false prophet, two horns”

Looks like a lamb? Who could be thIS LAMb like beast? Who IS the LAMb?

You tell me. I’m not sure.

Is there any MAJOR institution that has two major factions that its laws say to kill Christians by “cutting their toes off first” in Chapter 8 Verse 12?

or to “crucify them in Chapter 5 Verse 33”?

Thank you for your time. Just had to give the atheist some food for thought. If he wants I could tell him Micah 5:2 the one from 700 B.C. that says someone who existed forever would be born in Bethlehem and sheperd God’s people.

WHOA!!! What man existed forever?

Dude, no offense but you are missing MACRO HISTORY!

Who killed more Christians in History than arguably anyone else?

not Nero,

I can guess,

he has 666 STILL WRITTEN ON HIS GARMENT!

AND THE HE HAD CIVIL AUTHORITY FOR 1,260 YEARS!

Revelations says 1,260 days (prophet day = year)

So don’t get the ash Wednesday mark on your forehead anymore if you’re Catholic.

READ IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ETERNALLY:

Daniel Ch. 7 Review

1 In the first year of Belshazzar king of Babylon, Daniel had a dream, and visions passed through his mind as he was lying on his bed. He wrote down the substance of his dream.

2 Daniel said: “In my vision at night I looked, and there before me were the four winds of heaven churning up the great sea. 3 Four great beasts, each different from the others, came up out of the sea.

4 “The first was like a lion, and it had the wings of an eagle. I watched until its wings were torn off and it was lifted from the ground so that it stood on two feet like a man, and the heart of a man was given to it.

(anchient Babylon’s national emblem was a lion with wings)

5 “And there before me was a second beast, which looked like a bear. It was raised up on one of its sides, and it had three ribs in its mouth between its teeth. It was told, ‘Get up and eat your fill of flesh!’

(Persia conquered Babylon so I guess this is the bear)

6 “After that, I looked, and there before me was another beast, one that looked like a leopard. And on its back it had four wings like those of a bird. This beast had four heads, and it was given authority to rule.

(Alexander’s Greek empire conquered Persia then split into 4)

7 “After that, in my vision at night I looked, and there before me was a fourth beast—terrifying and frightening and very powerful. It had large iron teeth; it crushed and devoured its victims and trampled underfoot whatever was left. It was different from all the former beasts, and it had ten horns.

(Roman’s conquered Greeks and used iron weapons then Rome split into 10)

Suevi Royal Family (Portugal)
Alemani Royal Family (Germany)
Franc Royal Family (France)
Anglo-Saxon Royal Family (England)
Lombard Royal Family (Portugal)
Visigoth Royal Family (Spain)
Burgunde Royal Family (Switzerland)
Ostrogoth Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)
Heruli Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)
Vandal Royal Family (Pope Conquers Later)

8 “While I was thinking about the horns, there before me was another horn, a little one, which came up among them; and three of the first horns were uprooted before it. This horn had eyes like the eyes of a man and a mouth that spoke boastfully.

(Pope conquers Herulis, Vandals, Ostrogoths – I think Italy and Austria other lands)

9 “As I looked,
“thrones were set in place,
and the Ancient of Days took his seat.
His clothing was as white as snow;
the hair of his head was white like wool.
His throne was flaming with fire,
and its wheels were all ablaze.

(Jesus up in Heaven)

10 A river of fire was flowing,
coming out from before him.
Thousands upon thousands attended him;
ten thousand times ten thousand stood before him.
The court was seated,
and the books were opened.

11 “Then I continued to watch because of the boastful words the horn was speaking. I kept looking until the beast was slain and its body destroyed and thrown into the blazing fire. 12
(The other beasts had been stripped of their authority, but were allowed to live for a period of time.)

13 “In my vision at night I looked, and there before me was one like a son of man, coming with the clouds of heaven. He approached the Ancient of Days and was led into his presence. 14 He was given authority, glory and sovereign power; all peoples, nations and men of every language worshiped him. His dominion is an everlasting dominion that will not pass away, and his kingdom is one that will never be destroyed.

The Interpretation of the Dream

15 “I, Daniel, was troubled in spirit, and the visions that passed through my mind disturbed me.

16 I approached one of those standing there and asked him the true meaning of all this.
“So he told me and gave me the interpretation of these things:

17 ‘The four great beasts are four kingdoms that will rise from the earth.

18 But the saints of the Most High will receive the kingdom and will possess it forever—yes, for ever and ever.’

19 “Then I wanted to know the true meaning of the fourth beast, which was different from all the others and most terrifying, with its iron teeth and bronze claws—the beast that crushed and devoured its victims and trampled underfoot whatever was left.

20 I also wanted to know about the ten horns on its head and about the other horn that came up, before which three of them fell—the horn that looked more imposing than the others and that had eyes and a mouth that spoke boastfully.

21 As I watched, this horn was waging war against the saints and defeating them,

(the Pope kills 50 million Christians for “heresy”)

22 until the Ancient of Days came and pronounced judgment in favor of the saints of the Most High, and the time came when they possessed the kingdom.

23 “He gave me this explanation: ‘The fourth beast is a fourth kingdom that will appear on earth. It will be different from all the other kingdoms and will devour the whole earth, trampling it down and crushing it.

24 The ten horns are ten kings who will come from this kingdom. After them another king will arise, different from the earlier ones; he will subdue three kings.

25 He will speak against the Most High and oppress his saints and try to change the set times and the laws. The saints will be handed over to him for a time, times and half a time. [a]

(Pope issues statement, “The pope has authority to change times and abrogate laws, even to change the precepts OF CHRIST.” !!! changes sabbath from 7th to first day, then throws out 2nd Commandment and splits 10th into 2 to still have 10!!!)

[a]

(time) (times) (half of a time)
1 year 2 years half a year
12 months 24 months 6 months

total: 42 months or 1,260 days

(anchient 30 day 13 cycles of the moon months)

Pope has civil authority:

538 A.D. – 1798 A.D.
(Justinian) (Napolean’s Berthier conquers)

1,260 YEARS

prophet day equals prophet year (look for 1,260 days in Revelations to see where pope comes in)

26 ” ‘But the court will sit, and his power
will be taken away and completely destroyed forever.

27 Then the sovereignty, power and greatness of the kingdoms under the whole heaven will be handed over to the saints, the people of the Most High. His kingdom will be an everlasting kingdom, and all rulers will worship and obey him.’

28 “This is the end of the matter. I, Daniel, was deeply troubled by my thoughts, and my face turned pale, but I kept the matter to myself.”

Oh yeh…

you know the verse?

“calculate the number of the beast, it is a number of a man, it is 666”

V – 5
I – 1
C – 100
A – 0
R – 0
I – 1
U – 5
S – 0

F – 0
I – 1
L – 50
I – 1
I – 1

D – 500
E – 0
I – 1

Total: 666!!!

The pope’s offical title is “Vicarius Filii Dei”

and it is still written on his garments!!!

People don’t realize that Revelations says it started immediately (100 A.D.) and that the Pope killed more Christians and sent them to Heaven for their beliefs than maybe anyone.

Oh yeh…

the second beast in Revelations:

“looks like a lamb, speaks like a dragon, gets its power from a false prophet, two horns”

Looks like a lamb? Who could be thIS LAMb like beast? Who IS the LAMb?

You tell me. I’m not sure.

Is there any MAJOR institution that has two major factions that its laws say to kill Christians by “cutting their toes off first” in Chapter 8 Verse 12?

or to “crucify them in Chapter 5 Verse 33”?

Thank you for your time. Just had to give the atheist some food for thought. If he wants I could tell him Micah 5:2 the one from 700 B.C. that says someone who existed forever would be born in Bethlehem and sheperd God’s people.

WHOA!!! What man existed forever?

hi, my name is Jason Twardzik and if you have any idea that Jesus is God, go to my space at myspace.com/newbatmanville and you might thank me…peace my homeboy