I’m a porno actor wingnut. My name’s Bucknakedtowndusty
It has been a long, long time since we last visited the website of the Swing family. Things have changed since then, but they still follow the principles laid down by Arthur Grayson all those years ago: 100% pure wingnuttery:
“Illegal Immigrants – Less Filling AND Taste Great”
by BucktowndustyI used to hate onions; now I love them.
Are you ready for some tears?
Manual work, once an honorable way to make a good living, is now an illegal, dishonest, wage-depressed, 3-way-orgy undertaken amongst trespassing illegal aliens, greedy, unpatriotic businessmen, and bought-and-paid-for, treasonous politicians.
Ah yes, the good old days when businessmen put country first and profits last. Better not tell Jonathan “Honey” Hoenig.
On the walls of our office building hang pictures of our laborers constructing office buildings since our company began. […] Recently, a picture dated 1958 caught my attention. With the exception of 3 white supervisors, the picture depicts a 100% black work force.
Looking at photos dated after the 1965 immigration bill passed by Ted Kennedy, though, and the trained eye sees at most 6 black workers sprinkled in amongst an almost exclusively Latino labor force.
Whereas the untrained eye only sees these guys everywhere it looks:
This post is dedicated to not having a good ending for a post.
Wow. His company’s labor force went from darkies to brownies. Good for him. Or is that bad?
Recently, a picture dated 1958 caught my attention. With the exception of 3 white supervisors, the picture depicts a 100% black work force.
I’m pretty sure that waxing fondly of the days of slavery wasn’t his intention, but still … step away for 10 minutes, then reread the text before you submit this stuff.
Did you see “A. Hamilton”‘s “Kick Ass Imperative”? Another winner, with a toy surprise at the bottom of the box!
In today’s world of unprovoked terrorism it’s vital to have a government with sizeable cohunes and a big stick.
Cohunes! Cohunes! Because usin’ Meskin slang words makes him sound all tough ‘n’ shit, but knowing what the word actually is is a mark of, like, islamomoonbats and Neville Chamberlain.
This site has to be an Ed Anger-like put-on, right?
Ah, yes, the old “Post hoc ergo propter hoc ” trick. I also note that after the passage of Ted Kennedies immigration bill in 1965 that young people started growing their hair long! and tail fins disappeared from cars! And Marcos became the president of the Phillipines! All because of that bill!
an illegal, dishonest, wage-depressed, 3-way-orgy
Actually a four-way if you include the labor contractors.
“Ted Kennedy: Destroying America for More than Forty Years.”
funny, he must not be very good at it. you would think the right wing would notice such incompetence.
OK, I skimmed the “Editor’s Bio” over on that site, and found this…
I don’t think sexual behavior just pops into your life like a bolt of lighting. Rather, it sort of creeps into your tissue like the growth of your feet.
What the??
Even more bizarre, he continues: The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade…
I’ve truncated it there, because I think this is the perfect opportunity for a contest. How do YOU think Mr. Editor should finish that sentence?
Oh, and please note: When I say “contest” I do not mean the sort of thing where there will be an actual winner or prizes or anything like that.
I don’t think sexual behavior just pops into your life like a bolt of lighting. Rather, it sort of creeps into your tissue like the growth of your feet. The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade when a dreamy new student slowly walked into our class, his nam was Ben Shapiro.
I just read the “Editor’s Bio” for myself, and the goggles, they do nothing.
The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade… … which likely explains my current sexual fixation with 1st and 2nd graders.
Eww.
The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade… I crept under one desk, then another and made it to the front of the classroom. Lying on my back I quietly slid under the tent of dark fabric. It was a lace and silk wonderland up there.
The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade…
Oh God. I have an image of a greasy little slimeball cruising the playground, maybe hanging out under the monkey bars trying to look up skirts or cornering little girls by the slide.
I can’t believe he has the stones to put the name bucktown in his handle. I think that’s a racist term for the black part of a town. It is in Marion IN anyhow.
Pig!
Ok, sometimes I comment just on the Sadly post and don’t read the entire wingnutty article linked, but this time I went over there and read it and now I’m disgusted. First of all, this asshole seems to be jumping to the broad conclusion that the Latino workers pictured in construction photos are OF COURSE illegal. How this relates to the 1965 immigration act, which made it possible for more non-European people to immigrate LEGALLY I’m not sure. But his main point seems to be reduced to “Look how awful these brown people are,” regardless of their legality.
I realize that most of these racist bastards try to cloak their racism by piously stating that it’s just the illegality of it all that bothers them, but when they rip off the mask and just let their racism shine is when I get disgusted.
g, I never go over and actually read the articles. I guess that makes me a Sadly, No! sheep or whatever.
Ummm,
I misread it as “…it sort of creeps into your tissue like the growth on your feet.”
The only possible ending for that was “A little carbolic acid and some duct tape will clear that right up.”
The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade and only intensified after I got my head unstuck from the space between the toilet bowl and the tiled wall behind it.
Honestly, the Democrat Party is pretty much the second party of American politics.
It occasionally raises it’s voice, but for the most part, it’s irrelevant and a permanent minority party.
Find all your moral victories, but the Republican Party will gain seats this November.
Results like Brian Bilbray’s victory should prove that the polls showing Bush at 30% job approval are meaningless. If people disapproved of Bush’s job performance that much, then Democrats would be winning.
Democrats aren’t winning. And the polls are just a bunch of leftist phooey.
They write poetry! Here’s one on immigration by Bucktowndusty:
“Cohunes?” Maybe he meant “kahunas?” Maybe he meant…..oh, fuck it, it’s just not worth it…..
The Melting GOP Only Melts Everything You Once Loved and Cherished About This Nation
Increase
Middle-class
Misconceptions.
Ill-disguised: a
Groundwork of
Racism.
Anything
To
Increase our
Odds in
November.
Fake Gary! Man, that was an easy one.
Me, I love how the guys who think illegal immigration is destroying the country seem to like to blame first and foremost the immigrants themselves. Because, you know, they’re the ones with all the power, right?
Pretty much spells out their real objections: brown people.
The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade and intensified until I pretty much creeped out everyone I met with my perverted comments and propensity for frottage.
Gary is a perl script, like the R.Robot blog.
My only real fear is that if the real leadersof the Republican Party, that is, the Wall Street guys, not the redneck, fag-hating loony churchgoers, succeed in destroying the American economy and creating a global depression, probably that’s going to take people’s minds off our lunatic ranting.
The fact is that people will be too busy trying to find something to fucking eat to worry about gays getting married.
Wait, did I say that out loud?!!? ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION. RNC, DO YOU READ ME?
Gary is a labial wart.
“With the exception of 3 white supervisors, the picture depicts a 100% black work force.”
I bet those were the good old days, when the balcks weren’t all uppity.
goddamn uppity balcks. what is a balck anyway?
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead. And i’m sure the left is grieving.
The time-stamp on Gary’s post, if I am reading it correctly, indicates his posting at around 3:30 am.
This indicates that the RNC may have started offshoring their trolling operations. So Gary is in Bombay, after all.
I don’t think sexual behavior just pops into your life like a bolt of lighting. Rather, it sort of creeps into your tissue like the growth of your feet.
My sexual behavior doesn’t “creep” into my tissue, it shoots into it like a cannon blast! *Ba-dum-tish*
Slightly OT because I’m easily distracted:
Wow. That editor’s bio thing is odd. I didn’t even bother to read the article over there, not worth my time, but I wanted to read that bio thing. And whooboy, reading it really sets the tone for the kinds of upstanding articles that I bet you’ll find there.
In addition to that “sexuality creeping” thing, there’s this gem:
“The blinding truth was, we weren’t white trash, just poor whites and the blacks weren’t niggers…”
Must be a really charming fellow. And that section on sex? I keep thinking of Silence of the Lambs (well, mainly at the “I never got past the swings” line – “Can you see them, Clarice, the swings?”).
I’ve truncated it there, because I think this is the perfect opportunity for a contest. How do YOU think Mr. Editor should finish that sentence?
Dear Weekly Highlights: I’ve always enjoyed reading your letters but I never thought something like this would happen to me…
Howsabout:
The sexual creeping began with me one day in the first or second grade…and I’ve been a creep ever since.