As we recover form jet lag, we offer this small sample of the upcoming Sadly, No! guide to the proper care and feeding of wives, ripped from the real life of our secretives selves. The following conversation took place after the angry and bitter man behind S,N! had spent an afternoon at a local caf? with his wife:

Wife of Sadly, No!: That was a real nice caf?.
Sadly, No!: Yes, it was.
Wife of Sadly, No!: A nice place for a couple in love to spend an afternoon.
Sadly, No!: And for us.
Wife of Sadly, No!: [unintelligible] [censored] [unintelligible]

So there you go. Use such witty lines at your convenience, risk and peril. Thank you.