*rattle, rattle*

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Also, if you guys send money, I’ll be sure to post the story I’ve been writing about Charles Krauthammer, Dick Cheney and Glenn Reynolds forming their own moon colony. So there’s incentive!

 

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*hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

 
 

The “tip jar” seems full. Been visiting the mohle again?

😀

 
 

Reynolds: “What, you expect me to just give you an oxygen tank? That’s socialism.”

Krauthammer: “Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakhkhhhkhhhkhhhh….”

 
 

Has anyone ever wasted so many fifty-cent words to tell us that he’ll believe anything?

 
 

Comic relief. O.K. Because when you’re trying to fix a problem that kills thousands of people a year, it’s important to get a few yuks along the way.

 
 

“After this six-and-a-half-hour civics lesson, let us now return to the Leninist mode: that of crushing the opposition.”

Works for me!

Um, apart from that, the mangoes were pretty crappy, not worth the tigers in the bush.

 
 

I like when Big Trunk tells us that Obama is pompous and professorial, then says “Obama treated Ryan’s performance as lèse-majesté, an offense violating his royal dignity.” Because it is certainly not pompous to needlessly insert foreign phrases into a post about giving the bird, and not at all professorial to define them for the ignorant receivers of your wisdom.

And with a wit as sharp as Buzz Killington’s, he tells us that the dog ate the Democrats’ homework! Hilarious and biting.

And that’s not the worst thing posted on Power Line in response to the summit! Hinderaker thinks the idea of an insurance company denying claims to be <a href="http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/02/025686.php"self-evidently preposterous.

 
 

Fedex just called me to tell me that an important package that I was expecting is unavoidably delayed because of inclement weather.

But hey! Let’s privatize the “neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night” folks, right?

 
 

Reynolds: “What, you expect me to just give you an oxygen tank? That’s socialism.”

Actually, Glenn has had his brain uploaded into the PerfesserBot 6000 by this time. Also, Krauthammer and Cheney play chess and Cheney uses “enhanced interrogation techniques” on a captured rook to try to ascertain Krauthammer’s next move.

It’ll be good. I just have to think of an ending.

 
 

Fedex just called me to tell me that an important package that I was expecting is unavoidably delayed because of inclement weather.

Have patience, your fleshlight will arrive soon enough.

 
 

Off topic, but over at Language Log, Mark Liberman – as part of a post generally about Rush Limbaugh’s race bating – points out some Ann Althouse stupid and she feels bound to respond in comments.

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=2143

Worth reading, if only for the line “Ann’s a terrible person whose every move is designed to cocoon her fragile psyche from the crushing realization that she will never be particularly good at anything.”

 
 

Also, Krauthammer and Cheney play chess

Full contact, no doubt.

 
 

Have patience, your fleshlight will arrive soon enough.

I have a date tonight.

 
 

Has anyone ever wasted so many fifty-cent words to tell us that he’ll believe anything?

He didn’t really. It reads like it was written by a fifth grader with a thesaurus who got bored after using up legerdemain and lese majeste. I’m a bit surprised he didn’t make reference to Obama’s leitmotif of argle blargle GRRRR!

Plus you can tell it’s a really objective and totally unbiased review based on:

All the Republicans who spoke deserve kudos.

Because in six and a half hours, everything said by anyone from the GOP was brilliant and everything else was garbage. That’s an objective, factual and Truthful Before Dishonor assessment of it, the proof being that Troofie’s daughter is in the Army.

 
 

Also, Krauthammer and Cheney play chess

Full contact, no doubt.

Well, mystery solved.

 
 

Off topic, but over at Language Log

That was pretty entertaining. Ann:

Again, what needs to be asked is whether it’s fair to call Rush Limbaugh a racist. He talks about race in a satirical was a lot, and regular listeners like me understand it and know it isn’t racist.

Of course it’s not, because you’re a regular listener and YOU can’t be racist!

 
 

i will match any donation up to 15 dollars in the next 10minutes.

i’ll take someone’s word for it in comments.

 
 

Subby, I wasn’t about to wade into a fight involving a sewer rat, because usually that means getting raw sewage all over myself

 
 

Oh, I suspect I’ll get moderated away because it’s a pure ad hominem. Should have included some links of Ann being a kook: there sure are a lot of those.

 
 

Subby,

The mangoes were low hanging & sweet:

He talks about race in a satirical was a lot, and regular listeners like me understand it

Which sorts of raises the question, Ann, as to whether the log in your own eye is too big for you to be objective about it.

 
 

Robert Green, pay yer $15 already!

 
 

I’ll only give if you post videos of women getting slapped.

 
 

I’ll only give if you post videos of women getting slapped.

The problem is finding them. There are so few.

 
 

I’ll only give if you post videos of women getting slapped.

How about some girl-on-girl action?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-zSU9zki5A

Also, for comic relief:

 
 

*rattle rattle,* really? Worst post title since “My grand theory…”, and worst post since the one where he bragged about the rich depths of his agnosticism. Everyone else who posts on this blog is self-aware, clever and engaging. Everybody but fuckin’ Brad. Maybe I will set up an alternate fund to get Brad his own blog so that he can go stupefy some other audience with his autofellatio-derived insights.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Paid up, yo

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Well I guess I have no choice but to contribute. Still I’d feel better if y’all could gin up some mysognistic rants about how women don’t get slapped enough. Bitches be crazy!

 
 

I would give, but with a wife out of work, I’m not really in the position to donate at this time. Palmer Eldritch’s mom,however, is in a perfect position to suck my dick. So I have that going for me …

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Everyone else who posts on this blog is self-aware, clever and engaging. Everybody but fuckin’ Brad.

Some are also French, fags, or both.

 
 

mark D, i will match your notional donation.

as the gay frenchman said to his buddy, “cet pierre est chanceux” or whatever.

 
 

Palmer Eldritch said,
February 26, 2010 at 19:17

Everyone else who posts on this blog is self-aware, clever and engaging.

I don’t think so and yeah I’m looking at you.

 
 

Maybe I will set up an alternate fund to get Brad his own blog so that he can go stupefy some other audience with his autofellatio-derived insights.

Maybe you could call it “Alternet”.

 
 

I’m trying to figure out if the 20 minute silence between my girl-on-girl video and Palmer Palmitch’s post was a coincidence.

 
 

OK, chipped in a 20.

Ten for me and ten for DKW’s mom.

 
 

Ten for me and ten for DKW’s mom.

Funny, that’s what she made in tips last night.

 
 

No plastic & no PreyPal will I e’er sully my beautiful checking account with (I told you I was a weird little git) but doubt not that I would gladly shoot The Place That Makes Wingnuts Baaaaaaw Like An Emo Whose Pet Rat Just Died a fifty if you’d like to e-mail me an address at which to shoot an IMO.

If you’re uncomfortable with such a weird suggestion as me snail-mailing you an actual physical form of scrip with which to help further advance your ongoing corruption of humankind, meh, it’s no chitin off my thorax either way.

I’m just flat-out impressed as all hell that I’ve been loitering here pretty regularly for well over a year & this is the first overt blegging I’ve seen yet.

 
 

this is the first overt blegging I’ve seen yet

Well, see, part of Air America’s stipend from George Soros was diverted here…

 
 

Ten for me and ten for DKW’s mom.

Funny, that’s what she made in tips last night.

Funny, that’s what she gave me last night after I gave her my tip.

IfyouknowwhatImeanandIdobelieveyoudoamirite?

 
 

Funny, that’s what she gave me last night after I gave her my tip.

Well, she charges by the inch, so clearly you were getting a rebate.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

I’m with jim here- send me an e-mail, and I’d be happy to send a cheque or money order.

 
 

send a cheque

You’re a New Yorker? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

 
 

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