No, no, you just have to understand that Massachusetts trumps everything. EVERYTHING.

Crazy people can has guns. Soft on Crime Dems is bad. 2nd Ammendment iz absolute. Don’t take my gunz. kthanxbie.

I did it! I figured it out before he finished his song! The thing that’s unlike the others is the one that’s different!

Poop is never OT so I will submit this steaming pile of poop from my local daily fascist fish wrap.

http://www.rep-am.com/articles/2010/02/14/opinion/466741.txt
“Voodoo journalism: Hours after the earthquake struck Haiti last month, evangelist Pat Robertson, drawing on his traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs, blamed the tragedy on the “pact with the devil” he says the Haitians made in 1791 to secure their independence from France. Now, plate tectonics offers a more scientific explanation, but for saying what he believes, the Rev. Robertson came under unrelenting attack from “journalists,” TV talking heads and others for his “arrogance” and “ignorance.” On Wednesday, The Boston Globe had a front-page report on United Nations outreach to Haiti’s 60,000 priests “to help count the dead, tend to the injured, and soothe the psychologically damaged.” The article detailed how religion promotes respect for elders and ancestors and “a fervent love of family and community,” through animal sacrifice and rituals involving human skulls and voodoo dolls. Yes, these are voodoo priests, but their religion gets all the respect in the world because of the tenets of another religion: the church of diversity and multiculturalism.”

Hmm, where did they get this “a fervent love of family and community,” through animal sacrifice and rituals involving human skulls and voodoo dolls.”‘ from? Lets see what Google has to say.
(Link to Boston Globe article.)
http://www.boston.com/news/world/latinamerica/articles/2010/02/10/haiti_calls_upon_voodoo_priests_for_help/
MARIANI, Haiti – To the outside world, their faith has long been shrouded in mystery, ministering as much to the dead as the living, and associated with images of animal sacrifices and human skulls.

I don’t want to bore you guys but I have been reading this shite for 25 years and although little known outside of Connecticut, I think they rank in the Great Pantheon of Disingenius Stupid.

Seriously, if you want to use that type of foolish linkage in an attempt to drive people to conclusions, then who the individual spent more of his time with should be even more responsible for his behavior.

All kidding aside, you’d have to google non-stop for about a year to find a statement that stupid.

But but, Barry Obambi once talked to William Ayers !eleventy! Suck on that libs.

“The article detailed how religion promotes respect for elders and ancestors and “a fervent love of family and community,” through animal sacrifice and rituals involving human skulls and voodoo dolls.”

Funny anecdote; voodoo dolls aren’t actually Haitian or African, or from any of the religious traditions that might be called “voodoo.” The tradition is actually British (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppet); it became associated with voodoo when a few black slaves who’d found out about the myth decided to be smartasses and leave a few dolls lying around to scare the bejeezus out of their owners. The association with black folklore and religion comes from that.

She was an evil liberal elitist college professor. He was a faggity, fag, fag violinist. I am confused. Is Danny pro or con the shooting?

Why aren’t they standing up for Bishop’s second amendment rights?

If the other professors were packing heat, and the students also, none of this would havre happened. Wingnut meme in 4. . 3. . 2. . .

I’ll take it now.

So its teh libruls fault for trying to take away everyone’s gunz, but its teh libruls fault for not making sure this evil socialist elite lady wasn’t properly thrown in the slammer? Is there not evil act we are not capable of?

So this professor was working on projects on which to capitalize her work in neuroscience, things she could patent, and this makes her a liberal?

George W. Bush went to Harvard. Harvard has a Harvard Republicans club. Is the new standard of liberal / socialist just ‘YOU WENT TO A DAMN ‘UNI-VERSITY’ AND YOU USE WORDS & SHIT’?

Ha! HTML Mencken has compared himself to Slavoj Žižek before.

Yes but George W. did not learn anything at Harvard so therefore his mind can still be pure & conservative.

Yale I mean. He did not learn anything at Yale.

He didn’t learn anything at either, gocart.

True RS true. Everything he knows he learned in grade school blowing the heads off of frogs with fire crackers.

“blowing the heads” = veiled blow job reference also.

There’s something about the proximity of blowing and head and frogs… can’t quite put my finger on it….

Fuck you gm. And fuck me. *sigh*

Hey Rusty, El Cid and digamma, what’s up with the lack of commentators. I know its Valentines day but why aren’t you with you’re sweetheart?

Yale/Harvard what’s the dif. Its all part of of the Islamofascistathietliberalcommiegungrabbingamericahatingretardwordusingtaxandspendgivingmoneytowallstreetdespiteyourcommieinclinationborninkenyaevolutionbeleivinggodhating conspiracy.

Fuck You Word Press.

Fuck You Word Press.

GET A ROOM.

No one can lack commonsense as much as an intellectual, especially a leftist one, and perhaps most of all a renowned French professor of sociology. But then again, seeing as I am certifiably insane, and yet have had such a major influence on American policy, perhaps being a leftist with a lack of commonsense is preferable to being a bugfuck crazy and dangerously influential neocon. A-OOOOOOOOH-GAH!!!! BLART! BLART! BLART! THBTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

So this professor was working on projects on which to capitalize her work in neuroscience, things she could patent, and this makes her a liberal?

No, not liberal, “socialist” (distinction without a difference, whut whut?), and we know this because one of her students said so:

http://www.poliblogger.com/?p=17753

Um, whoopsie. That was me, tee-hee!

So this professor was working on projects on which to capitalize her work in neuroscience, things she could patent, and this makes her a liberal?

She was trying to seize the means of production?

“Dan “Desert Of The” Riehl”

That’s fucking genius. [[ golf clap ]]

Delahunt’s district is the South Shore and Cape Cod, both areas that went heavily to Scott Brown in the special election. Delahunt may as well start packing up his office now.

U. of Alabama is a State school——> Socialist.

Daniel “Crack” Pipes writes: No, not liberal, “socialist” (distinction without a difference, whut whut?), and we know this because one of her students said so

Actually he called her a “socalist”, whatever that is, and further said she was “hot but tries to hide it.”

Woo woo.

The fact is, you liberals are screwed now, and so is the biased media. You were hoping the shooter was a conservative so you could “proof” that we here in the heartland are violnet, but no. It was an eleitist coastal liberal socialist from the hard hard far left who did this. And this fact will be buried everywhere but on FOX where they tell the truth and no left liberal socialist lies. Also, she was a socialist, which is the same thing as Obama and Hitler.

“Yale I mean. He did not learn anything at Yale.”

He learned how to do a line of coke off a hooker’s ass. He got an A in that course.

Howdy homos!!! You idiotic vermin-creeps, go rip up your busts!! How’s Barack Hussein Obama working for you now? Got your health care yet?

The fact is, you liberals are screwed now

You’d think our comments would be more badly speeled

The fact is, socialism will never work here in America. We were founded on the free market system and Christian religion only, and other things that say the founding fathers were atheists or that they like muslims is a bunch of liberal hooey like global warming and “redistributing wealth”, which is socialism and just like Hitler.

Hi communists!!! May a misunderstanding rip up you, you insanely problematic continuation-munchers! How’s Chris Dodd working for you now? Got your carbon tax yet?

I cant tell the difference between the real trolls and the fake trolls anymore, i must be getting soft.

also, zizek is frickin excellent – read last year’s ‘first time as tragedy’ – great stuff.

“The fact is, socialism will never work here in America. We were founded on the free market system and Christian religion only”

That’s fucking funny… because the nations of Europe were Christian (actually and legally, not just in your dreams) for well over 1,000 years before the U.S. ever existed, and they INVENTED free market systems. And yet today, they’re all socialist (or at least what in your mind passes for socialist).

So if you’re saying that the only obstacle to socialism in America is that we’re Christian and capitalist, that actually sounds like good news for the socialists. Their track record in establishing themselves in Christian capitalist countries is excellent.

“I cant tell the difference between the real trolls and the fake trolls anymore, i must be getting soft.”

Nah, that’s legit. Teabagger comments are beyond parody and have been for a while.

As a concern troll, I would just like to express my heartfelt worries about how this unfortunate “murder” could cause negative media attention to be focused on academia. It’s so important that our East Coast elites be able to educate their rich and privileged children in a socialist, Utopian, perhaps even Hitlerian environment that promotes homosexuality and abortions equally, besides wriggling in excrement. Let’s us liberals (I voted for Nader and Dukakis and I married a colored) join together in one vast conspiracy to cover up for this poor woman who undoubtedly only went apeshit because her tenure was denied because some fool student from the Heartland complained about her lengthy Marxist lesbian rants that I wholly support.

WordPress is now consuming comments, then — because I cunningly copied the text before I hit “submit” — telling me I already posted that post I posted before. Which I did. But it didn’t show up, and like such.

WordPress is stealing comments?

It mush be copying feesh!
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Trigger warning

Professor Bishop totally looks like the lost “Ramone”.

The fact is, you liberals need to stop destroying America. Also, Obama is a muslim.

Hey hippies. May developing your own metaphors impede your bad faith, you lobotomized contemptible glob of ghost carp’s appointments! You’ll get your free day care when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Real Americans!!

Gary’s getting lazy. We in the heartland think the thesaurus is elitist, apparently.

The fact is, we in the heartland are now using “Also, Obama is a Muslim” in place of periods, because periods are part of the feminist agenda to have vajay-jays, which are gay.

The fact is, I meant “feminest” Obama is a Muslim

Actually he called her a “socalist”, whatever that is, and further said she was “hot but tries to hide it.”

Shame because there is not enough sexy socialists in this world if you ask me.

‘The fact is, I meant “feminIst” Obama is a Muslim.”

This does not surprise me because he is also a radical muslim who does not beleive in God. Tricky that way Obama is.

Dan Riehl can pin and mount me like a butterfly.

(no homo)

A SoCalist? No wonder she snapped; she wasn’t used to the winter.

Good article in the NY Times Magazine that I am reading now about the seperation of church and state and the Texas school board.

Clivck http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/14/magazine/14texbooks-t.html?pagewanted=4&ref=magazine .

Since this thread appears dead, I will repost this fucker until I get some good comments goddamit!

Poop is never OT so I will submit this steaming pile of poop from my local daily fascist fish wrap.

http://www.rep-am.com/articles/2010/02/14/opinion/466741.txt
“Voodoo journalism: Hours after the earthquake struck Haiti last month, evangelist Pat Robertson, drawing on his traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs, blamed the tragedy on the “pact with the devil” he says the Haitians made in 1791 to secure their independence from France. Now, plate tectonics offers a more scientific explanation, but for saying what he believes, the Rev. Robertson came under unrelenting attack from “journalists,” TV talking heads and others for his “arrogance” and “ignorance.” On Wednesday, The Boston Globe had a front-page report on United Nations outreach to Haiti’s 60,000 priests “to help count the dead, tend to the injured, and soothe the psychologically damaged.” The article detailed how religion promotes respect for elders and ancestors and “a fervent love of family and community,” through animal sacrifice and rituals involving human skulls and voodoo dolls. Yes, these are voodoo priests, but their religion gets all the respect in the world because of the tenets of another religion: the church of diversity and multiculturalism.”

Hmm, where did they get this “a fervent love of family and community,” through animal sacrifice and rituals involving human skulls and voodoo dolls.”‘ from? Lets see what Google has to say.
(Link to Boston Globe article.)
http://www.boston.com/news/world/latinamerica/articles/2010/02/10/haiti_calls_upon_voodoo_priests_for_help/
MARIANI, Haiti – To the outside world, their faith has long been shrouded in mystery, ministering as much to the dead as the living, and associated with images of animal sacrifices and human skulls.

I don’t want to bore you guys but I have been reading this shite for 25 years and although little known outside of Connecticut, I think they rank in the Great Pantheon of Disingenius Stupid.

feminest

but only after femine and feminer

Since this thread appears dead, I will repost this fucker until I get some good comments goddamit!

Oh yeah. good comments.

Way to put the pressure on, d00dski.
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happy v day though i see from the obsessive posting here i seem to have been the only one with a date 🙂 🙁 🙂 (funny, sad, funny is what those emoticons emote)

anyway i guess i have the novel idea that lunatics who shoot people should be seen first and foremost as lunatics and not as “liberals” or “conservatives.” it’s weird and sad how deep the american tribalism runs these days. i don’t think we should contribute to that tribalism this way.

Comments about Poop and Penis are O,K. as long as thethunderdontgetya.

Creamed Assassinator of the Gods with Stirred Buttermilk cheeses

Now, for this one, there is little doubt in my mind that if anyone tries making it on their own just by following the recipe, it would flop. I know because that’s what happened to me. However, I went to the person who made these once, and got all the secrets – just for you! Aren’t I generous?

Ingredients:
1 ounce assassinator of the gods
4 cups Appian Exaltation’s Buttermilk cheese, crushed
1 pound Chaource cheese
3 teaspoons loving giant clam tail
6 pinches Iriscukle Rebbecca’s Able Brown sugar
1 pint soy sauce

The first thing you are going to want to do is let the assassinator of the gods soften. I recommend cutting it into large heart-shapes to let it soften quicker. Then you are going to roll the Chaource cheese with the buttermilk cheese out onto a 11 X 4 (roughly) cookie sheet. Bake the dough at 576 Kelvin. YOU MUST LET THIS STOP WIGGLING BEFORE PUTTING ANYTHING ON TOP OF IT. Let it cool for at least 1/2 hour. You can chop up whatever frustrates you while waiting for it to cool and make the assassinator of the gods center. For the center, mix the giant clam and the assassinator of the gods. You can use Bettering’s lemur skull but giant clam is better for this recipe as you want more of a taste. Mix it with a blender until it is very creamy and there are no lumps. Then add in the brown sugar to the assassinator of the gods mix. Spread the assassinator of the gods mix over the cooled Chaource cheese bottom. I recommend putting it in dollups over the dough, so you can spread it around easier. Try not to touch the Chaource cheese bottom as you are spreading it. The reason why the Chaource cheese bottom has to be very cool is because otherwise it will start to lift up as you are spreading the Chaource cheese. Make sure to get all spots where the Chaource cheese shows. After this is done, sprinkle the brown sugar on top. Don’t try cutting it until you have let it cool in the refrigerator for at least an hour. Before putting it in the refrigerator though, run a knife over the outside of the whole thing, so it is easier to get out later. If you try cutting it into slices before it is cool, the Chaource cheese and the assassinator of the gods will run along the knife with you.

Well, “Had to put out out (but good) to get a date for VD,” perhaps the thing is whether the shootings are politically motivated or not.

“We” aren’t contributing anything to tribalism. The pile of cretins who called the shooter a “socialist” because one smartass college student called her that on Rate the Prof. is the “tribal” behavior.

Also, what do you think stuff like: “Sarah Palin, who he said is on a ‘righteous “Mission from God,”'” is? Tribalism, w/ a strong religious component.

“We” aren’t contributing anything to tribalism. The pile of cretins who called the shooter a “socialist” because one smartass college student called her that on Rate the Prof. is the “tribal” behavior.

Oh right. “We aren’t being a tribe, that tribe over there, the one we’re at war with, they’re being the tribe! But we’re not tribal at all!” Oh the hilarity.

Bouffant hates everybody. That’s not tribalism.

Permission at last!!

You can chop up whatever frustrates you

And for the second time: dollOps not UPS.

This is beginning to frustrate me, & it may make people take the recipes as being less than serious.

Bouffant hates everybody. That’s not tribalism.

He’s incoherent, presumably mentally ill, and probably retarded. But he’s also no more or less tribal than most of the regular sadlynaughts. We’re never going to get anywhere with this “Two tribes go to war” paradigm.

“Deus Ex” has been happening and continues on schedule. “Friday” is well underway and looks like a safe investment. “The Matrix” resembles what falls out of my butthole after a night of cheap beer and chili dogs. Everyone knows that.

(Okay, the precise contents of my butthole’s exports are blanketed by security through obscurity, but the rest of it, it’s like counting to ten in English and then in Spanish three times every half hour twice a day. Just that simple.)

1. Hundreds of millions of armed, distrustful malcontents, including hardened veterans: the whole to include incurably ill persons and the suddenly and irreversibly bankrupt.
2. Maybe a million reliable gummint troops au intelligence leaks avec supply lines, including hardened veterans: rallied around a flag of busted-ass propaganda and a paycheck twice a month.
3. Conflict — “hand over your weapons and spread your buttcheeks.”
4. ????
5. The evil minions die in a giant explosion, minor tidying up, Princess Leia hands out medals, etc. The unenlightened are forever restricted to crude melee weapons hammered out of rebar and flattened beer cans. The forces of good last ten whole years before splitting into factions and raining fire on defenseless planets from giant spaceships staffed by black-clad not-at-all-evil minions.
6. Unicorns! Starbursts! Rainbows!

That’s not tribalism.

Individualism. Tribe/Army of One.

Army of One.

Chuck?

Ah. The Troof tell:

He’s incoherent, presumably mentally ill, and probably retarded.

Already shot your “Aspie” load on whomever you were shooting it at?

And for the second time: dollOps not UPS.

You’ve gotta go to the source on that.

No, Chuck & I share a first (“legal”) name, but that’s as far as it goes.

Went to the wrong source for that. (Google.) Thought it might have been a variation among the English-spelling peoples, though I had a tiny suspicion of an AP affectation/fuck-up.

Yes she is a leader of “The Tribe,” The “tribe of stupid”, but not (shudder) retarded: [You can’t use that word unless you are a conservative with “irony”]

Man, Riehl is stupid.

Apparently he hasn’t cottoned on to the fact that the “Cambridge, MA psychiatrist” doesn’t *live* in Cambridge. They live out beyond Salem, on the coast, northeast of the city.

Which suggests a few things. Perhaps she isn’t particularly liberal? She most likely doesn’t work for Harvard or MIT, as that would have been noted and Harvard, at least, helps employees buy housing in town. Being so far away from Cambridge, she probably isn’t much for Cambridge society events. She might not be a highly-paid shrink, suggesting her clients are not the well-off of Cambridge, but possibly the working class or poor of Cambridge.

happy v day though i see from the obsessive posting here i seem to have been the only one with a date

Nice. Trolling like one of the mildly retarded popular kids from middle school. Such a stunning display of maturity really makes me inclined to listen to whatever the fuck point you thought you were trying to make or whatever.

Sounds like a wonderful date, too, if you were spending the night afterwards slinging such fucking weak sauce on a 3rd rate comedy blog.

Hey, now, Esther is a dream girl- in other words, a girl who only exists in the imagination of our resident 40ish, maggot pale teabagger troLLLLLLL.

Bookmark it!

What I want to know is why anyone would be hoping Bishop would be conservative or liberal. As a person with some clearly serious long-term mental health issues, politics is entirely beside the point.

As a person with some clearly serious long-term mental health issues, politics is entirely beside the point. What the fuck do you think drives people mad in the first place? This fucking pig society, that’s what!!

Spoken from personal experience.

What I want to know is why anyone would be hoping Bishop would be conservative or liberal. As a person with some clearly serious long-term mental health issues, politics is entirely beside the point.

Pigs like Riehl are still steamed by the (ironically, Bush-era) DoJ report warning of the rise of potentially dangerous right-wing movements. By pinning this shooting on a “liberal”, Riehl is setting himself up for a “but leftists do it too” howl in case a Teabagger McVeigh decides to commit an atrocity.

Nice “Frankie Goes to Hollywood” reference, Esther. As if a 20-something college coed would have the slightest familiarity with that minor blip on the history of pop music.

By the way, do you shave your armpits? Why or why not?

Yeah, this is one for the memory hole. A double-X-chromo goes bugshit in a faculty meeting, kills three and wounds two with a 9mm pistol. No, but wait, she was banging two of the deaders. No, but wait, for real dog, her career was in the shithouse in any case. It’s actually impossible that this could have taken place. If she were a lesbian (not heterosexual) at a university in Maine (famous for not being part of the Confederacy), the Men in Black would have moved in with their flashy-things hours ago already.

Thank Jesus of Nazareth that it happened in Alabama somewheres, so that it can be allowed to have happened while never having happened with regard to the evening news. Imagine a university shooting without a pale male whose bedroom is decorated with Dungeons and Dragons parephenalia. No, really, imagine it. You can’t, can you.

I raise my glass to the poor sad squat who screws up in the next 24 hours. Olympic athlete? Too easy. Dead politician? Could happen, could happen. White girl gone missing? Off Key West? Ah, just about right.

“Zizek is excellent”

Seconded.

She was an evil liberal elitist college professor. He was a faggity, fag, fag violinist.

Forced to be partners, with the clock ticking, on his last day before forced retirement, trapped in a world they never made…watch their wacky adventures! Friday nights on FOX!

They live out beyond Salem, on the coast, northeast of the city.

Which suggests a few things

SHE’S A WITCH!

“Yale I mean. He did not learn anything at Yale.”

Apparently you didn’t neither. Its “he didn’t learn NOTHING at Yale.

Gocart Mozart writes: there is not enough sexy socialists in this world if you ask me.

Girl I know has a bumper sticker on her car: “Reading is Sexy”, which always makes me smile.

Oughta print up a few “Socialism is Sexy” bumper stickers to go with.

t-shirt idea:

“Obama invaded Haiti, and all I got was this insatiable desire to joke about wedge issues.”

zizek is cool but it seems like he is bullshitting a lot but that’s probably because i literally don’t understand what he is talking about 75% of the time. also watch him speak, dude is a total cokehead. manic, sweaty, puffy face, constant sniffing and touching his nose. plus a bunch of unconfirmed rumors i’ve heard about fans tempting him into conversations with key-bumps and the like.

Jon H posted:

Which suggests a few things. Perhaps she isn’t particularly liberal? She most likely doesn’t work for Harvard or MIT, as that would have been noted and Harvard, at least, helps employees buy housing in town. Being so far away from Cambridge, she probably isn’t much for Cambridge society events. She might not be a highly-paid shrink, suggesting her clients are not the well-off of Cambridge, but possibly the working class or poor of Cambridge.

yeah they live in manchester, ma. probably one of the most wealthy, pristine, waspy, islands of relative conservatism in the north shore. no really it’s kind of frightening.