Everything wrong with modern journalism, part eleventy billion
The Very Serious Marc Ambinder has written a Very Serious Column with the following title:
Then we get word of the following from Ambinder’s colleague Chris Good:
Sarah Palin has hit a low point in polling, The Washington Post reports in its latest survey, but the Post also brings some good news for the Tea Party movement as it heads into the 2010 elections: it’s perhaps not as far outside mainstream opinion as it’s made out to be.
Palin’s favorability is at its lowest point since the 2008 campaign, according to the Post/ABC’s numbers: 37% view her favorably, while 55% view her unfavorably (in November the Post put her at 43% favorable, 52% unfavorable), and only 26% of respondents said she was qualified to be president (a drop of 12 percentage points since November), vs. 71% who said she’s not.
In other words, Sarah Palin is neither lucky nor savvy. She’s as unpopular as she’s ever been.
But reality means nothing to the Village. They’ve all decided this week that it would be exciting to have Ayatollah Starbursts as our next president and they have to make the narrative stick.
yawn. this is getting boring.
Savvy or lucky? Didn’t Marc get the news that she only pulled a crowd of 600 at the Teabag convention? Of course he did but who cares? He’ll still be touting Palin as a candidate when her approval rating disappears in a swirl down the toilet.
Yanno, perhaps if we let parts of the south secede, Sarah PalmPalin could be StarburstQueen, and all the pundits could be official Court Jesters…
Kind of an Ark “B” program, you see. I’m only having trouble figuring out how to shoot the whole mess into the sun….
The lady is good.
“Dean” Broder weighed in today with his personal Palin wet dream.
Yes, I read the Dean’s insightful wisdom. He hasn’t written a column that good since the “Bush is 2007’s Comeback Kid!” masterwork.
Anyway, this is clearly a Village Meme right now. They find Moose Eater — and the angry liberal reactions to her — the be amusing, so they want to hype her up and maximize their own entertainment.
It can’t be said often enough:
SARAH PALIN WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
The more people understood this, the less horseshit from the likes of Lowry abd Broder we’d all have to wade through.
…the Post also brings some good news for the Tea Party movement as it heads into the 2010 elections: it’s perhaps not as far outside mainstream opinion as it’s made out to be.
When your platform consists solely of cozy, ambiguous platitudes, this is to be expected.
Are you saying there is no sex in the Sarah Palin room?
Well, I’d say she is lucky. The longer she hangs around, the more people consider her unqualified to be president.
That seems pretty lucky to me; I sure as hell wouldn’t want that job.
Now, I don’t want to start nothing zrm, but… well.
There is the rather obvious point that Old Lady Palin came from Alaska, which is about as far away from the South as you can be and still be from America, so obviously she had enough cranks up there to vote for her.
And the Village is… well, I’m not really sure where the Village is. Number Six might know, but damned if I do.
I know it’s easier to just fob off all the bad shit in the country on the nebulous “South”, but there plenty of cranks across the nation that these fuckers would try to claim first. And I’d rather not have the country as a whole wind up looking like Swiss cheese, with these pockets of Nutbag acting as their own respective nations.
As ironic as the situation might end up with them living about as badly as the various First Nation reservations do.
It’s not luck or savvy. It’s providence. The Lower 48 need her, and she has heeded the calling.
I was thinking more like:
This is pretty much how I feel when I drive through rural Georgia and Mississippi.
Kind of funny, though, that they were optimistic enough to postpone civilizational collapse by 400 years. They just didn’t realize that the lady is good!!
Brad? Something’s wrong here:
I’m guessing the characterizations “favorably/unfavorably” were reversed.
Are you saying there is no sex in the Sarah Palin room?
An analogy chilling in its accuracy.
Of all the things I fail to understand about tv programming in the 1970s, it is the inextinguishable fascination with primates. Every fucking show, there’s a chimp. ARK 2, Three’s Company, BJ and the Bear, Dallas, the news… chimps, all.
This is pretty much how I feel when I drive through rural Georgia and Mississippi.
See, now I get the whole “Kromaggs” from the series Sliders vibe…
Sorry, Trotsky. I know I shouldn’t slag the south, but it just seems like such a meme, yanno?
I gots relative in the south. They’re OK.
Maybe we just re-orient the NASA program to accommodate Moosekiller and her fans? If we get her on the ship, it seems the media will follow….
Three’s Company
Hey, now, Mr Ferlie was human!
Every fucking show, there’s a chimp. ARK 2, Three’s Company, BJ and the Bear, Dallas, the news… chimps, all.
whereas today, the chimps seem to be concentrated in teh news programs.
More on that WashPost poll via HTML Mencken
I can’t imagine the so-called liberal media covering Jerry Brown speaking to a crowd of 600 liberals.
FYWP. Link for HTML.
Somebody say Cro-Mags?
Ark II is a live-action science fiction series…
Holy fuck, thank you for that. Until this very moment I thought that series was figment of my imagination (nobody I knew had ever seen it).
God, damn-it — he’s right!
I had first read the poll elsewhere and knew the real result.
But no, here’s Ambinder:
And here’s the very god-damned poll the mother fucker links to:
Man, the lady is good!
Y’all haven’t seen post-apocalyptic until you’ve driven through Picher, Oklahoma during a snowstorm.
I can’t imagine the so-called liberal media covering Jerry Brown speaking to a crowd of 600 liberals.
But Jerry Brown speaking to 600 chimps? Ratings GOLD, Jerry!
Or any Wal-Mart at about 3 am.
Y’all haven’t seen post-apocalyptic until you’ve driven through Picher, Oklahoma during a snowstorm.
Paradise!
You ought to come to NY and drive thru the East Village at 4:30 AM on a Saturday…
Or any Wal-Mart at about 3 am.
Or Wal-Mart at 11 p.m. on a Friday in Tulsa.
(I recently had the most terrifying trip through Oklahoma I have ever had.)
Of all the things I fail to understand about tv programming in the 1970s, it is the inextinguishable fascination with primates. Every fucking show, there’s a chimp.
Magilla Gorilla envy.
@actor — thanks, I’ve corrected
(I recently had the most terrifying trip through Oklahoma I have ever had.)
Did the wind sweep you down the plain?
Did the waving wheat force itself upon your nose?
Did a hawk circle you, buzzardlike?
Every fucking show, there’s a chimp.
But no bonobos.
(I recently had the most terrifying trip through Oklahoma I have ever had.)
Did the wind sweep you down the plain?
Did the waving wheat force itself upon your nose?
Did a hawk circle you, buzzardlike?
Worse.
The surrey defringed.
They intuitively anticipated the likely evolution of TeaTard-Americans.
You ought to come to NY and drive thru the East Village at 4:30 AM on a Saturday…
At least it’s not a Superfund site. I’m pretty sure the only people left in Picher are literally mutants. It was like Silent Hill had come to life.
At least it’s not a Superfund site.
You don’t know the East Village, in that case.
Brad — you can’t just correct the original. The original has the wrong wording switching the poll results. (And my bad on forgetting it wasn’t Ambinder but Chris Good.)
You can note the change, or use a different source, but Chris Good’s original post had it backwards.
The fact is, check out this insulting quote from Obama that my intern (what, you expect us millionaire pundits to actually read the Usurper’s quotes?) pulled from Drudge or Politico or Halperin or whatever:
This is an intolerable offense, and this is exactly why I was right to be worthy of the Newsweek cover and your reblogs and adulation, because I have been skeptical of the Usurper from the start. David Brooks and I were at Applebee’s the other day discussing how Obummer has no clue about the middle class and Real Americans, and this just further proves it. Unless Obutthead does exactly what I want him to do and control Congress with Rahm’s mental lasers, he is a failure as a human and should be impeached immediately because we are doomed as a nation and a species. Damn, I’m so smart. And handsome, too.
Please reblog this so I can get that sweet, sweet left-wing welfare.
It was like Silent Hill had come to life.
That is so cool. Were the faceless nurses actually strippers, like in the movie?
El Cid – to further underline, the numbers of those who are strongly unfavorable towards her are equal to the numbers of those who are both strongly and “meh” favorable towards her. 38% for each number.
Also, the only possible end result of an Obama Era (or Error…ha! See what I did there? No wonder I won Teh Pulitzer!) is a Palin Presidency, because Obummer is a spineless, appeasing coward who hates Americans and librulism and fails to listen to the great advice given in my blog, The Conchunts of a Librul, which you should reblog immediately on the hour, every hour. Because Barry is already a failure as a President and this was foretold by me because we should have voted for Hillary, the true blue beating heart of Appalachian America. I expect to be on another Newsweek cover, because Even Teh Librul Paul Krugman disagrees with Obama’s disastrous policies, because he is a failure as a man and his wife is ugly.
Jennifer: I don’t need yer god-damn “number” science to tell me that 18% of people who realize the lady is good is more than the 38% of anti-American traitors who condescend to Sarah Palin’s leadership. Why don’t you ask Al Gore?
Paul Krugman is so dumb. He and all them other gay pansy economysts ought to take all their whining and shove it up their damn ass.
because Even Teh Librul Paul Krugman disagrees with Obama’s disastrous policies, because he is a failure as a man and his wife is ugly.
I can’t speak about Krugman’s penis, but I’ve met Robin Wells and she’s actually rather attractive.
That is so cool. Were the faceless nurses actually strippers, like in the movie?
Yeah, but honestly, they weren’t all that hot. Not to be, y’know, looksist, but it was Oklahoma.
Mmmmmm, sweet sweet librul welfare. Like wingnut welfare, only, um…see, we’re better than Drudge because, um…shut up, that’s why.
EXACTLY. Why the fuck do these bothersome people keep flaming me on Twitter? What do they want me to do, actually read Obama’s quotes and comprehend them? So banal. Me and Ross Douchehat are busy playing strip poker, anyway. Plus, Obummer uses rhetoric and nuance and all sorts of artsy-fartsy bullshit.
Were the faceless nurses actually strippers, like in the movie?
It is customary to preface such a statement with “SPOILER ALERT”
It is customary to preface such a statement with “SPOILER ALERT”
This movie came prespoiled, in at least two distinct senses of the word.
“Paul Krugman” makes me nostalgic for the “Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot”
Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart. Obama is wrong. I was right. We should have voted for Hillary. Please pretty please reblog this. Fart.
And so, a new Sadly,No! meme is created…
The New York Times should stop printing Paul Krugman’s hyperactive bullshit and he needs to just shut up with his criticizing crap. He is hyperactive and mean and cruel and just like Matt Drudge.
He is hyperactive and mean and cruel and just like Matt Drudge.
What? Not shrill????
In fact, I think it’s fair to conclude that by now Paul Krugman is objectively pro-terrorist.
Yeah! I AM shrill! I wear that like a badge of honor! It means I get to poop my pantaloons about everything Obama says and never. fucking. ever. respond to criticism! Because the Usurper should respond to my well-refined and upstanding absolutely-not-villagey words of wisdom FIRST! I WAS ON NEWSWEEK, DAMMIT!
How DARE Obama use a baseball metaphor! In WARTIME, espeshully!
You people should listen to Paul Krugman, because Even The Liberal Paul Krugman says Obama can’t identify with people in the salad bar line at Applebee’s. You can find these words of wisdom and more in my new book, Applebeesman: How something something good news for Republicans
I love Paul Krugman. He’s my chunkier Reese Witherspoon.
That’s a flat out lie. Krugman responded on his blog. You may not agree with his response, you may still scream that he is OBJECTIVELY PRO REPUBLICAN. But at least go fucking read it.
Or, don’t.
Paul Krugman was overreacting but you’re taking it way too personally. Please stop.
You’re damn right I did! I responded that…I was RIGHT, bitchez! Not only that, but SUPER-right! Suck it, progressives. NOW STOP E-MAILING ME.
There are mornings like this when I log into Sadly, No! and regret having gone into rehab.
Young Cons are back with another #1 hit.
Paul Krugman looks a lot more like badgers these days.
You know who else was on Newsweek?
A chimpanzee in the 70s.
Fucking crazy, isn’t it?
::shudders::
That game (and it’s sequel) still give me nightmares. Especially the alt school. Creepy beyond all creepiness.
Although I actually live less than 10 miles from not one, but two Superfund sites, so maybe that’s my future. Hope I get to be the guy with the big pyramid on his melon.
Oh, and can anyone else guess what would’ve happened if a Democrat had been caught cheating via palm notes on a pre-screened Q&A, the way Palin was?
Anyone think it’d just be brushed under the rug the way Palin’s has, or even seen as a good thing?
Yeah, didn’t think so.
The whole IOKIYAR thing is getting really, really old. Srsly. Old. Very. Also. Too. Penis.
Young Cons
Hey! Truth in advertising!
Conservative musicians are the worse because they have no concept of how to make political music. They think it just consists making talking points rhyme.
Oh, and can anyone else guess what would’ve happened if a Democrat had been caught cheating via palm notes on a pre-screened Q&A, the way Palin was?
Y’know, I had almost that exact thought when I saw Gibbs spoof Palin.
Imagine it’s 2004, and John Kerry is giving his stump speech with that godawful karate chop gesture he kept doing ad nauseum.
Now imagine a list that included “port security, I was for the $87 billion before I was against it, Osama bin Laden” inked onto his palm.
Mark D: I’ve never actually played Silent Hill, since I’m sure it’d fuck with my head in all the wrong ways, but I do admit that on certain foggy days, I have a brief moment where I hope the last thing I hear is a radio making static.
Americans don’t want a government doctor,
Why don’t you put that on your teleprompter.
Voila
Although I actually live less than 10 miles from not one, but two Superfund sites, so maybe that’s my future.
Oh, hey, I grew up an hour from Picher and I was surrounded by strip mines. We have a research reactor here, too! I’m just crossing my fingers that I get a cool mutation, like laser eyes.
Y’all are lucky, my Superfund site is just going to slowly poison me with all manner of chemicals until I wind up vomiting out my insides.
Stupid poisoned groundwater and aquafir.
I’m just crossing my fingers that I get a cool mutation, like laser eyes.
As opposed to a bad mutation, like republicanism?
and the angry liberal reactions to her
Oh so angrily laughing our little asses off. Grr!
I had first read the poll elsewhere and knew the real result.
Sorry to humourlessly go back to the topic at hand, but here’s your poll. You can now return to your mutant bonobos with pyramid skulls that fire lasers at Paul Krugman.
Preznitin’ is too much hard work for the Quitter from Wasilla.
Awesome. Our friend Max Baucus is once again trying to help out Democrats with his awesome bipartisan, deficit-minded approach, by turning an $80 billion jobs bill into a multi-hundred billion dollar sinkhold of estate and gift tax relief.
I am sure, though, that the strong “deficit hawks” will begin screeching and tearing their hair out, over this, right?
I mean, how could hundreds of billions of dollars of foregone revenue from the richest Americans negatively impact the deficit?
Also, stop all the spendin’, and stop bein’ so partisan, and cut the taxes.
From “The West Wing” Season 1, episode 9:
Retiring Supreme Court Justice to President Bartlet: I wanted to retire 5 years ago, but I waited. I waited for a Democrat! Instead I got you.
Yes, I know, that’s why I typed those results in earlier in the thread.
el cid, you forget SHUT UP THAT’S WHY.
Paul Krugman seems to have a strain of Iris running through it. That’s not bad but could we maybe create a wiki page where we collaborate and vote on the elements of new trolls before they launch? We could vote for attributes and opinions of old versions and create new obsessions for them to flail away at.
My dream troll would be an older white guy who was there man, marching with the blacks for the civil rights movement but after 5/31 became outraged by ACORN and freaks out about any mention of racism. Constantly demands apologies on Lambert’s behalf. He goes on about the sexism and the patriarchy here but is a men’s rights advocate that loves Dr. Helen. He’s a big fan of 70s funk and R&B and hates rap for coming along and fucking up an idyllic age in musical history. His pseudonym, “Thrown under the Soul Train” comes from the decision of Don Cornelius to allow rap on his show. He’s forming a third party. He is a Yankee fan.
http://janusnode.com/
WHY DIDN’T YOU PEOPLE TELL ME THAT THIS KID EXISTED???
I’ve been assured that 14 is not too young to mock, by the way.
Yes, I know, that’s why I typed those results in earlier in the thread/
In the comment that I pulled a quote from. Pardon the poor netiquette, but I was linking for the benefit of others, such as Cool Troof Ester Iris. You know, so they could point out that when asked how Obama was doing on creating jobs, the answer is “no trend”. i.e. Obama has no history of creating jobs. i.e. Take THAT libs – FACTS that cause you to QUAKE in your GO-GO BOOTS liek a BUNCH of PANSY PHAGG0RTZes!!!
Of all the things I fail to understand about tv programming in the 1970s, it is the inextinguishable fascination with primates.
It follows the principle of 60’s comics – “Everything Is Better With Monkeys”.
Particularly giant radioactive super-intelligent gorillas (q.v.. about 60% of everything Jack Kirby ever did)
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=%22Jonathan%20Krohn%22&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wv#
I’ve been assured that 14 is not too young to mock, by the way.
Particularly as he’s named after a disease.
Holy foreskins, Bataman!
I thought the little twerp had already been done in a Sadly No post.
I’m concerned, very concerned, that the Racist-in-Chief has so divided America that he’s managed to turn blacks against true civil rights activists like me. I didn’t do it for you and this, Obama; I didn’t do it for Rev. Wright, Bill Ayers, and the child prostitute pushers at ACORN. I didn’t do it for the misogyny your supporters throw against that cracked ceiling that Hillary left us; I didn’t do it for your obvious hatred of red-blooded American men. Why do men never get custody rights? Where’s your Change, America? Why do we still hear about pimps and hos from ACORN thugs and “gangsta” rappers? Where’s the beating heart of America? Well, Thurman Munson’s still dead in that plane, and so true should be Obama’s divisive agenda, thank goodness.
Substance McGravitas said,
February 11, 2010 at 20:15
ZOMG. I don’t have sound at work, so I can’t watch the vids. I wonder if that’s good or bad…
Particularly as he’s named after a disease.
The real tragedy is that sufferers of Stupidfuckingidiotitis are going to be connected to that guy.
The real tragedy is that sufferers of Stupidfuckingidiotitis are going to be connected to that guy.
Oh, but his Wikipedia entry says that he took an IQ test in the first grade that indicated he is gifted!
The commentariat were way ahead of our hosts on Krohn.
Thrown under the Soul Train shows real trolling potential. I’ll give him an 8.5.
The real tragedy is that sufferers of Stupidfuckingidiotitis are going to be connected to that guy.
Those people were permanently fucked when Dr. Stupidfuckingidiot, PhD, happened to be the guy who isolated their disease’s cause.
he took an IQ test in the first grade that indicated he is gifted!
So did I. ‘Nuff said.
Thrown under the Soul Train shows real trolling potential. I’ll give him an 8.5.
no rhythm, you can’t dance to it.
AND THEN UNLEASHED IT ON THE WORLD. MWAA HA HA HA!
So did I. ‘Nuff said.
Me, too. Needless to say, I am not impressed.
no rhythm, you can’t dance to it.
Yeah, but can you stand in a double line bobbing idiotically while other people dance to it?
Well, he’s way more interesting than Esther, but not as amusing as Rugged in Montana.
Those people were permanently fucked
This disease really needs a newsletter.
I miss Bruce.
My comment was too short, I went back and tried again.
OT: Detritus found at some crappy blog to the left:
Unfortunately, Sadly, No! seems to have inadequate safety procedures for the materials they work with.
If that’s not a blog slogan, it’s at least a warning label.
Sadly, No! seems to have inadequate safety procedures for the materials they work with.
We need gloves for the p**p and p***s jokes?
I think Thrown Under the Soul Train forgot how America is now betraying our closest ally, Israel, and trying to help over-run Europe with the new Caliphate.
By the way, the lamestream media keeps talking about all this “snow”, but I’m here in Georgia and when I look out the damn winder, I sure as hell don’t see none of this so-called “snow”.
Unfortunately, Sadly, No!
Needs more adjectives.
Incontinently, Unfortunately, Sadly, No!
We have a research reactor here, too!
AHA! You live in Tehran!
By the way, the lamestream media keeps talking about all this “snow”, but I’m here in Georgia and when I look out the damn winder, I sure as hell don’t see none of this so-called “snow”.
You can have mie
All of ’em!
Oh Lord, please let the media give the Tbaggers more airtime and a place at the Serious People’s Table.
Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? We’re in Week Numero Uno of the Tebow Era, after my stunning introduction at the SUPER SPREAD BOWL! You silly socialists catch me and my magnificent momma large and in charge on the TV? Any of your Marxist heroes ever get to do a commercial? THE TEEBSTER SAYS NO! My commercial was a sterling success, just like conservatives will enjoy in Election Injection ’10, AKA Contract With Ameezy In Da Heezy! Get out the brooms, you bumbling buffoons, we’re dusting you back to the stone age!
KA-POW! You just got burned by the Teebs! Tebow out.
Those people were permanently fucked
This disease really needs a newsletter.
A telethon.
Of course, they already have a channel on TV. Of course, it’s pay-per-view and usually locked…
Okay so I want to correct the typo so I try with “mine dammit” and I get “posting too quickly” or some such stuff. Fine I can see trying to avoid DOS attacks. I wait and try again and get that “mine dammit” was too short. grrrr
Thrown under the Soul Train said,
February 11, 2010 at 20:19
Dude. No “Don Cornelius”. Fail.
I sure as hell don’t see none of this so-called “snow”.
Didja check the mirror lying flat in the bedroom?
Of course, they already have a channel on TV. Of course, it’s pay-per-view and usually locked…
Of course.
Interestingly enough, the more generalized exposure both Sarah Palin and Tim Tebow get, the lower their stars sink.
I think the best course of action is to insist on more interviews.
Yeah, like I’m gonna believe there’s some “magic” piece of glass which just somehow “bounces” light back to me so I can see myself like some sort of ghost person.
Keep it up. Also, STOP DA SPENDIN’.
No, ZRM, there’s some magic piece of glass upon which a white powder mysteriously appears marching in lines…
Ergh. I mean Cid, not ZRM
Say, can you develop narcolepsy drinking Ste–
Ergh. I mean Cid, not ZRM
Blow the wind blow blow
Thrown under the Soul Train said,
February 11, 2010 at 20:19 (kill)
That was pretty good but I’d recommend carrying a chip on your shoulder on behalf of some specific act like James Brown, The Commodores or Parliament. You think their legacy was disrespected when hip hoppers started sampling them. The Israel angle is good and maybe you could be outraged by The Vagina Monologues while you’re at it.
Speaking of David Broder, did you know that he and Bob Woodward wrote a fluffernutter biography of Dan Quayle back in the 90s? I certainly didn’t know that:
http://harpers.org/archive/2010/02/hbc-90006525
Sure enough, you can even buy it on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Man-Who-Would-President-Quayle/dp/0671791834/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1265916583&sr=1-1
From the Library Journal review of the book:
“The dean of political columnists.” Has there ever been a more meaningless phrase in all of recrded history?
Blow the wind blow blow
Lend some assistance to the object.
“The dean of political columnists.” Has there ever been a more meaningless phrase in all of recrded history?
Bursar of Poll Analysis.
Senior Lecturer in Popular Culture.
Ergh. I mean Cid, not ZRM
you’re making me laugh, brightening my day.
Rude Pundit nailed it a few days ago:
From the Rude Pundit link:
Sarah takes the concept of “dazzle ’em with bullshit” to a whole ‘nother level.
you’re making me laugh, brightening my day.
Don’t you need all of your mouth parts to be intact in order to laugh?
When a zombie says he laughed his ass off it ain’t a figure of speech.
sure, everybody feels free to slam the zombiehood, but I say ONE FREAKING THING about the South seceding (something they actually tried to do, yanno) and it’s all “O, zombie is such a h8tr”
Hmpf.
sure, everybody feels free to slam the zombiehood, but I say ONE FREAKING THING about the South seceding (something they actually tried to do, yanno) and it’s all “O, zombie is such a h8tr”
Maybe if you guys stopped eating your publicists…
but I say ONE FREAKING THING about the South seceding (something they actually tried to do, yanno) and it’s all “O, zombie is such a h8tr”
Dude, there’s documentary evidence of your collective bad-assedness. Don’t go getting all butthurt* on us now.
*meant in the most non-offensive manner possible. Like if you got spanked, then you’d be butthurt, wouldn’t you? No, actor, no website or newsletter.
I’m shocked that nobody has made the obvious sucky/lavvy comment yet.
Shocked, I tell you.
No, actor, no website or newsletter.
Bu–
*sigh*
Yes, Exciting. Very exciting to have Caribou Barbie as President, Mrs. No Hope or Change. People could decide who they’d rather have a Diet Dr. Pepper with, Sarah Palin or Barack Obama. That could be the topic on Meet the Press, Face the Nation, and This Week, instead of health care and banking reform.
Krugman should consult the notes on his hand more often.
…it would be exciting to have Ayatollah Starbursts as our next president…
Well, they are right, it would be exciting. Perhaps a Palin-Norris ticket would get so many villager votes that there wouldn’t have to be an election.
…People could decide who they’d rather have a Diet Dr. Pepper with, Sarah Palin or Barack Obama…
Oh, come on, if Palin-Norris ends up in the White House, the People can decide lots more interesting stuff. Is it more fun to hunt homosexuals from a small plane or a snow machine? When Social Security gets liquidated, will it be more fun to give the proceeds to the rich or just burn it? Is it more fun to nuke Iran and then Mecca or just nuke everything at once.
That kind of stuff is EX-CI-TING!
Is Sarah Palin Lucky or Savvy?
(Sadly,) no!
Because if you re a Villager in good standing, you, like your Republican friends, are allowed to make sh*t up and insist that it is true. And it is rude to call you a liar.
“O, zombie is such a h8tr”
According to the movies, zombies are h8trs by nature. And we’re all cool with that here. You’re among friends. Friends who wear bite-proof helmets, but friends, nonetheless.
actually she’s lucky that so many other people aren’t more savvy.
Maybe if you guys stopped eating your publicists…
O right, tell me you haven’t felt the urge to NOM your agent now and again…
O right, tell me you haven’t felt the urge to NOM your agent now and again…
How do you think I got that lead on Broadway?????
Quayle and Palin been seen in the same room? Ever? Enquiring minds are keen to know.