‘Such Waltzing Was Not Easy’
Posted on January 27th, 2010 by Travis G.
Shorter Maureen Dowd, New York Times
Bringing Sexy Back
- I’m more sexually attracted to rough-knuckled white men than soft-palmed black ones.
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No one has ever been more on the boat than I am right now.
That Small Time Scott Brown is *dreamy*. Can I get some of his chest hair to keep in my locket?
Oh, jeez… Some of us are trying to each lunch.
Quick, someone buy Obama a truck.
Preferably one of those huge F-150 things that’s all shiny and SUV-ish and never been off-road and is certainly not a surrogate for something, no not at all indeed.
Jesus Fucking Christ I hate this fucking bitch.
More proof that there is no God: MoDo is alive and Molly Ivins is dead.
Thank you, Maureen. I don’t get to call someone a cunt nearly often enough.
I saw a friend the other night and he gave me the last two months of the Sunday Times crossword. That’s the closest I get to MoDo, Bobo and Tom other than the reflected crazy I see here on the Sadly boat. No, no mangoes, thank you. If I want to really know how bad it’s gotten up there in Sulzberger land I go to Doghouse’s place. I’m glad JR “Bob” Dobbs told me, in 1983, to “Get ready for a tough future.” because it looks likes it’s almost here.
She’s right in the sense that so many people are projecting their expectations on Brown. The difference is that he doesn’t have to do anything except say “No!” and he gets to continue to be the hero.
Obama has to actually try to govern and has clearly proven a disappointment to MoDo (among others), I suppose because he hasn’t come and personally invited her to the ball.
That picture?!?
DO NOT WANT!!!1!
Fortunately, when us soft-palmed liberals take over, the conservative women will have already been well trained to be submissive.
Since today is NYT Wocka Wocka! Day, I’ll just repeat myself:
Essentially our nation’s prime print real estate, wasted on this.
Before I dutifully pile on, I have to ask if there isn’t some metasnark at work. So much of this MoDo column is comically OTT, albeit in her trademark catty style, is it not possible she is parodying the political celebrity culture? Look how she closes her piece – “Just a couple of messiahs shooting some hoops and swapping man-of-the-people stories.” Rings of satire, at least to my ears.
Ps. None of this excuses her past journalistic felonies, and no this piece isn’t quality writing, just want to be sure we aren’t missing the big picture.
Alternate Shorter Gates of MoDor: TBAG ME WITH UR TRUCKNUTZ!
Quit shoving, you’ll have us all overboard.
So she doesn’t like Scott Brown either because she thinks he’s not a real conservative, or not the right kind of conservative, or too much like Obama, or whatever.
The one ray of sunshine in this fucking mess is that the right wing seems to be tearing itself to pieces over what’s conservative and what’s not. MD and a lot of other people don’t like Scott because he’s too moderate, but if they ever want to be more than just the Confederate States Party again, they’ll have to run more like him. Over at PJM there’s a sentiment from a lot of people that they need to sideline the religious right because real conservatives are all about libertarianism, but without the social conservatives, the GOP’s dead in the water too. And because paranoia and conspiracy theory is so strong on the right, more and more of them seem to be attacking each other as liberals and RINOs and whatnot.
Everyone agrees the party needs to evolve while being true to its core values. But aside from hating liberals, there’s no consensus on what direction to evolve in or what its core values are. And there’s no Beloved Leader like Reagan or Bush to unite the factions. Given the disappointment that is the current batch of Democrats, seems like the only hope left is that the right remain more FUBAR than we are. (Not much to go on, I’ll grant you).
•I’m more sexually attracted to rough-knuckled white men than soft-palmed black ones.
Maureen’s tragedy is that neither are attracted to her. At least for long.
“More proof that there is no God: MoDo is alive and Molly Ivins is dead.”
No no, that’s proof that Satan is winning. 🙂
Oh, maybe this…
blerg.
Somone remind me again why I should give a flying fuck what exactly makes MoDo squishy?
Especially at a time like this.
Sheer black hose??????! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!111!!!
Okay someone take me out back and shoot me – because I actually liked this MoDo piece. Srsly.
A-yup. And then there’s this:
Awesome. Everyone…wants to touch…nude centrefold…revived the moribund Republican Party…jostled to piggyback… That’s more gay sex in one paragraph than in any NYT op-ed EVAR!
Sure the thing’s loaded with almost the entire raft of nonsense bullshit that wingnuts have been accusing Obama of (all Maureen’s missing is some reference to a birth certificate) but I ain’t feelin’ all that generous about the Big O right now anyways.
There’s even this:
Well, she may be right – even if it’s for the wrong reasons.
Whoah – sorta FYWP. Last word in previous comment should have been reasons.
Okay someone take me out back and shoot me – because I actually liked this MoDo piece. Srsly.
I got out of the boat. She’s obviously being tongue-in-cheek, and I think it’s one of the better things she’s written in a while. She tends to bore me with her safe sauciness when she’s not kissing Repub ass, but this was good.
” “I’m a history buff,” he said. “I love the Museum of Natural History.”
— Sen.-elect Scott Brown (R-MA), as quoted by the Washington Post.”
What you just heard was the sound of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and a hundred other comedians cracking their knuckles in anticipation. The economy may be FUBAR but their business is booming like there’s no tomorrow – the only thing they have to worry about is not being outperformed by their own sources of humor.
DKW, you missed “single-handedly.” Teh Gaysecks + Gay Cosmo Fappery, all in one!
Shocking! Remember “Torture works?” “From that day on, he answered every question,” Kiriakou said. “The threat information he provided disrupted a number of attacks, maybe dozens of attacks?
Umm, Not so much, it turns out.
Rings of satire, at least to my ears.
Ted the Slacker: Don’t care. I still hate the fucking bitch.
Besides which, if it IS satire but you can’t really tell, then that’s FAIL-Bitch.
Tough guys, like effeminate hand models?
http://www.bostonherald.com/galleries/index.php?gallery_id=3433
“Tedaldi recalled several catalog shoots he did with Brown in Boston’s Leather District. He also remembers getting a lift from Brown, who in those days was driving a beat-up white Mercedes sedan, not a macho pickup truck.”
PeeJ: Don’t care about that, either. I say we waterboard James O’Keefe anyway, at least until he coughs up the name “David Vitter” or “Newt Gingrich.” Or “Scott Brown.” Scott Brown would be good.
She’s obviously being tongue-in-cheek
Ummm, interesting phrase to use around someone hunting innuendos.
Teh Gaysecks + Gay Cosmo Fappery, all in one!
A MoDo reacharound?
She’s obviously being tongue-in-cheek
Ummm, interesting phrase to use around someone hunting innuendos.
Rimjobs are implied via a meta-analysis of the text, not the text itself. MoDo keeps it classy like that.
Besides which, if it IS satire but you can’t really tell, then that’s FAIL-Bitch.
Goes without saying.
OK, she’s doing her usual lightweight shtick, but underneath is a good point: the flavor-of-the-month mentality that drives so much of American politics.
I wanted to see if I could find some mangoes and I agree with T&U, this is Modo snarkin’ on Brown and the media fascination with the latest Big Thing. Granted, Modo doesn’t go near far enough, and given her past service to the powers that be (is that a pearl necklace she’s wearing?) it might be hard to catch. But this column has a high tongue/cheek interface quotient, if only for Modo.
OT but LOL
I don’t theenk so, Quickstraw.
Holy crap, I agree with Glenn Beck!
I think I’m going to have to lie down now.
Ok, so I felt compelled to leave the boat and I encountered the
cougartiger. And I have no mangoes for my troubles.Absolutely goddam right never get out of the boat!
OT but LOL
I ask here since I missed out on all the pointing and laughing yesterday.
Mary Landrieu? Srsly? Aren’t they indebted to her bipartisanshipness for helping run HCR into the ground? Didn’t she vote with W more oftener than anyone except Lieberman? Isn’t she that unthinkably evil waste of biomass that thought congratulating Republicans on their co-operative comity was more important than New Orleans drowning?
Holy crap, I agree with Glenn Beck!
He must have read the latest memo at Fox with regards to cutting O’Keefe loose.
James’ operation, jailing, and defense sounds more and more like an Arrested Development plot. Next episode, James will meet White Power Bill in jail, and during an escape attempt, a man’s arm will be ripped off when caught in a rope ladder.
“And that’s whyyyyy…. you never escape from prison.”
Maureen:
Arianna already won the competition for the look you are trying for, you ignorant slut.
Sincerely,
Moi
I am a criminal. Teh F.B.I. will lock me up.
Roethke @rocks
Holy crap, I agree with Glenn Beck!
I think I’m going to have to lie down now.
q.v. blind pigs, acorns, stopped clocks, yadda yadda.
I mean, he’s still sane enough to dress himself, I assume, so there’s that.
Photo Caption
“Miss Dowd, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you”
Sheer black hose??????! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!111!!!
Wouldn’t be a problem if it were not for her Irish-ancestry unbearable whiteness of being.
Hey, um, I’m, um, like the phone guy, and, uh, huhuhuh, I need to, like, fix the phone?
Hey, um, I’m, um, like the phone guy, and, uh, huhuhuh, I need to, like, fix the phone?
Ahhh, now I understand. Judging from O’Keefe’s understanding of pimps &c it’s clear that pr0n is the main reference for his knowledge about teh boinkings &c.
The whole thing was just an attempt to get into Mary Landrieu’s pants.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to vomit until I pass out.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to vomit until I pass out.
Um, could you please get out of the boat first?
I don’t know how she did it, but she managed to hit on every superficial stereotypical man-hating view of both of them. I hate to disappoint her, but me and my brethren are not looking for a Messiah, we would be quite pleased with anyone who wouldn’t look us in the eye and mislead us. That would be so refreshing I’d be able to stop mixing fruit juice with bottled water. Oh, I forgot, realists never throw their pearls before swine. Where does one get therapy to discover his inner superiority?
Can some white man please dress up as Maureen’s dad and fuck her already?
Didn’t SITFB – call me Ishmael – & I think I can say with confidence that MoDo is in fact nothing more or less than PJ O’Rourke with ovaries – except that PJ was actually funny once, albeit a long, long time ago. This thing isn’t even accidentally funny.
In the wake of Morning In America, A Tingle Up My Leg, Starbursts In My Living-Room & all the other rhetorical effluent of the past decade, I honestly can’t tell if this is meant to be satire or not. That may well have been its intent – but in 2010 it’s just not possible to know for sure … because the previous marathon of hyperbole winds up spawning a vacuum where substance used to be, twirling like a dervish in the center of a tornado of bullshit.
When your entire journalistic culture becomes a living cartoon, any attempt at parody from within its mink-lined walls automatically winds up eating a big bowl of Sugar-Frosted FAIL-Flakes.
America should seriously consider losing this whole “Oooooh, he drives a TRUCK! Gosh, what a HE-MAN!” thing – especially considering how amazingly well that “President I’d Like To Have A Beer With” experiment turned out.
The ambient reek of Beltway Insider Musk pouring off this bucket of slop really doesn’t do my mental sinuses any favors either. Yes, Maureen, we aleady know you listen to all the Kewl Kidz & go to their parties every weekend – woot. Give yourself a fucking cookie.
Thank you, Maureen. I don’t get to call someone a cunt nearly often enough.
I had to laugh at this because today, at the shall be unnamed gov’t agency at which I work, I learned that a new project called qims was being initiated to replace something called qips (pronounced quips) and yes it is actually be pronounced “quims”. When I mentioned it to some co-workers, I was informed that one of the organizations running this program is called quimhogs.
I need to do a documentary exposing these quims at goverment agencies.
Didn’t SITFB – call me Ishmael – & I think I can say with confidence that MoDo is in fact nothing more or less than PJ O’Rourke with ovaries – except that PJ was actually funny once, albeit a long, long time ago. This thing isn’t even accidentally funny.
Jim annoys me.
He says what I should of said.
And says it better than I could of anyway.
What an asshole.
That’s a drag queen in the picture, right?
FUCK FUCK FUCK
guess what I just saw on the magazine rack here in the store.
A magazine. Dedicated to Sarah Palin, with the cover blurbs “CAN SHE SAVE AMERICA?” and “FAITH FAMILY FREEDOM”
No, I didn’t pick it up. Seeing it from ten feet away gave me a bad enough headache.
Cripes. Wasn’t her and her damn crotchspawn on the cover of (I think) People last week BAD ENOUGH?
Palin/OKeefe 2012 !!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
A magazine. Dedicated to Sarah Palin, with the cover blurbs “CAN SHE SAVE AMERICA?” and “FAITH FAMILY FREEDOM”
Please tell me it was Mad Magazine.
please?
Please tell me it was Mad Magazine.
I wish.
(BTW, is it me, or would Gaines have had just too much fun with the present politics?)
Why settle for a 48-year-old, 6-foot-1, organic arugula when we can have a 50-year-old, 6-foot-2, double waffle with bacon?
Because organic arugula won’t give me a myocardial infarction.
What an asshole.
QFT!
I had the same reaction.
As long as we’re on about unbearable tripe, this made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Was this fucking tool actually conscious during the ’08 election? Between the teabaggers and the birthers and the just-straight-out-niggerhaters that pretty well define “The Base” the only broad appeal was as a fucking effigy to burn. Jesus. Yes, Obama should cater to the right wing. Because that has worked so well getting them to support him thus far.
bleg.
“Was this fucking tool actually conscious during the ‘08 election? Between the teabaggers and the birthers and the just-straight-out-niggerhaters that pretty well define “The Base” the only broad appeal was as a fucking effigy to burn. Jesus. Yes, Obama should cater to the right wing. Because that has worked so well getting them to support him thus far.”
I don’t agree. Birthers and straight-out-niggerhaters definitely, but the teabaggers are more of a mix. The leadership is die-hard right-wing, PJM variety; but the followers are part right-winger, part former apathetic non-voter drawn out for a variety of reasons, and part independent who rallied to Obama’s “hope and chance” platform and deserted him the moment they found out to their horror that fixing the economy costs money.
They don’t have much more brains than the right-wingers, but he does have a point that quite a few of them voted Obama originally. How to get them back though, I have no idea and I’m not sure it can be done no matter how good a job Obama does or doesn’t do.
Aaaaaaaaaaand, here come the unintended(?) consequenses.
Holy crap, I agree with Glenn Beck!
I’m kind of stunned at the position Beck’s taken. Does that mean…extremism in the defense of liberty is, in fact, a vice? Or even perhaps the tree of liberty does not require periodic sprinklings of tyrannical and/or patriotic blood?
Is it opposite day?
Aaaaaaaaaaand, here come the unintended(?) consequenses.
And this is where I am very comfortable arguing the distinct differences between the two parties. Other places, not so much, but on SCOTUS appointments the line seems pretty damn clear.
“And this is where I am very comfortable arguing the distinct differences between the two parties. Other places, not so much, but on SCOTUS appointments the line seems pretty damn clear.”
A conservative Supreme Court opening up the government to foreign infiltration. I’ll be damned. Charles Lindbergh would be proud.
Why would the Tree of Liberty be a vampire anyway?
I read that article and the first thing that came to my mind was “Damn it! Where is Pol Pot when we need him?” The Khmer Rouge would have given that Maureen Dowd woman what she deserves, all right.
My theory is Beck knows who funded O’Keefe. Whoever it is, it would somehow help Beck personally if the person(s) would come to publicity and suffer. He is trying to get gains for himself, is my quess…
Chris: They don’t have much more brains than the right-wingers, but he does have a point that quite a few of them voted Obama originally.
I don’t believe that. I refuse to believe that so many as two percent of self-described “tea-baggers” voted for Obama. From when Dick Armey’s “Freedom Works” started it, through all the months when Rupert Murdoch’s Fox “News” promoted it, Teabaggery has always been a paper-thin disguise over fundamentalist Republicanism.
I disagree with Beck even this time. There’s a huge difference with the Whitehouse staffers authorizing this on a political candidate and individuals doing the only thing they can do to keep politicians accountable at this point. I mean if they had suceeded I would’ve been happy to discover what kinds of quid pro quo was going on in her offices.
The Khmer Rouge would have given that Maureen Dowd woman what she deserves, all right.
A Holiday In Cambodia?
The grand unifying characteristic of all tea baggers is stupidity. The fact that some stupid people voted for Obama is irrellevant. They all now think he is a Nigerian born communist nazi who caused George Bush to trash the economy, bail out the banks and run up the defecit. “I want my country back from the negro democrat usurper.”
The tree of liberty must be fertilized with the leaves of 60 year old teabags. And Glenn Beck also and furthermore.
The grand unifying characteristic of all tea baggers is stupidity.
And fear. Lots of that.
I thought it was willful ignorance and hatred?
They broke the law Anthony but I take your point if you mean that it can be noble to break the law for a rightous cause. MLK for instance but not these nimrods. I for one would like someone to bug the rooms of the K-Street “Family” and put the audio on the net. God knows what opinions might be expressed. It would be fun to find out and also important. Mary Landraeu, not so much.
Yes, stupidity and fear, also.
That’s all I’m saying, I still think they should be punished, but just because somethings illegal doesn’t mean it’s wrong. And also it definitely isn’t as bad as Watergate even in principle.
and an unlimitless distrust of brown (black) people. Stupidity, fear and an unlimitless distrust of brown people.
And auquaducts. Lets not forget aquaducts
With floradated water. Also.
But only if the flouride being put in the water is being done by the government, if a toothpaste company started dumping it in the local groundwater, it would fine.
Oh, good.
MSN is going to give the GOP’s perspective on Obama’s speech tonight.
‘Cause, I mean, hell, otherwise how would we ever know?
Hopefully, these numbnuts will spend a few months in a Federal prison where they can meet some REALLY enthusiastic teabaggers for a change.
Yes, stupidity and fear, also.
And a fanatical devotion to the pope…
GOP’s perspective = SHUT UP !11!
Trying to reconcile
I’m more sexually attracted to rough-knuckled white men than soft-palmed black ones.
with
Why settle for a 48-year-old, 6-foot-1, organic arugula when we can have a 50-year-old, 6-foot-2, double waffle with bacon?
I imagine double waffle with bacon would have soft, dimpled knuckles.
Yes, Twinky P. I was going for that but working from memory, I forgot. I will now torture myself in this comfy chair.
Yes, stupidity and fear, also.
And a fanatical devotion to the pope…
And nice red suits!
*damn*
“I am one of the few here who has been a longtime high-level bureaucrat in both Republican and Democrat administrations and a Republican appointee in a very visible and controversial position; if you’d like to stare into the maw of the Democrat beast, cross swords with AFL-CIO unions in the public sector. I did it for over twenty years, still have my kneecaps, and left on my own terms. Along the way, I kept Alaska’s very powerful unions off the streets, largely out of politics, and quietly under contract for a whole gubernatorial term, something that had never been done since collective bargaining began here in 1972.”
Actually, wrong skit. “Life of Brian’s”, “What have the Romans ever done for us?” vs. “Spanish Inquisition” Python epic fail!
I volunteer to supervise the leg-breakers.
Achance Monday, January 25th at 7:01PM EST (link)
Too old to do it myself, but I sure still know how!
In Vino Veritas
Swords and kneecaps and maws, Oh My!
So Art, you were part of the problem?
You can place the highest level merit system employee in what is usually called acting status and give them the money the appointee would have been making. Most are not political players, but some will be tempted and you have to make an example of any that do. Get yourself a chief of staff who is a card carrying SOB, better yet, get a woman; they can be meaner than men and get away with it, and some good HR/LR people and take out the trash in your workforce. I always kept a couple of really attractive and really ruthless women on staff to do the really dirty work, then I could be the peacemaker and smooth the ruffled feathers when they were done. You will get to fire a few people who don’t understand that there’s a new sheriff in town, but if you do it with a lot of smoke and noise, you won’t have to do much of it before your workforce is quietly working for you. There’ll be some whack-a-mole from time to time, but your COS and HR/LR people can handle that, and you can do what you got elected to do.
Veni, Vici, Vino
I came, I saw, I got drunk.
Hey AKDONN, I just logged in and your post appeared.
I think that the Labor management is a self created cottage industry for the goonish, and thuggish. And that through the BS process they try to make simple things as complicated as possible. And then there’s just the plain creativity [fraud] envolved, so if it’s not one thing it’s the other, and if it’s not the other…. make things up as they go along so the employee is always wrong.
Yeah, one contract would be good for the state.
I was just looking up a phrase I remembered reading “Two Art Chances,” and I figured it was something you or Nancy R had opined, but did not remember.
http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/101801/let_letqualified.shtml
Perhaps there are really two Art Chances; the one who ceremoniously quit state service rather than work for conservative Commissioner of Administration Mark Boyer, (but was dragged back to divert attention away from the political opportunism of liberal DOA Commissioner Jim Duncan), and another Art Chance who, as a candidate for school board a few years ago, essentially simplified his position as being that the real problem with our schools is that the teachers union has too much influence on public education and the brats today don’t get enough spankings. Indeed, when it comes to identifying who might be accurately pegged as the “self-absorbed morons” alluded to in his recent diatribe, there is probably nobody in our community more qualified to identify such individuals from his lofty position as an archetype for that designation than Mr. Chance.
We can examine your hypothesis, Donn.
CASE AND POINT 1:
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Scary accurate description of What I have found. Before I knew it was Art on the other end of the net responding, I has a discussion about file 223-03-0342.
Lisa Kirsh sent an e-mail; said the file is confidential. Art said on the adn, it’s [the file] public. I found that the file, it says at least three times “Public File.” It is not published with Attorney General Opinions. I confronted Art after I had a copy, posted some of it. Suddenly Art says “It’s confidential, and I, or whomever I got it from “Stole It.”
A real circular run-a-round of lies and untruths depending on the teller and the audience.
CASE AND POINT 2:
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Art is perpetually posting on the internet; He’ll say anything to get approval and he’s found a gullible sycophant audience. Here’s his [read: blowhard] take:
http://archive.redstate.com/blogs/achance/2007/mar/08/im_going_to_bore_you_all_again/
“I am one of the few here who has been a longtime high-level bureaucrat in both Republican and Democrat administrations and a Republican appointee in a very visible and controversial position; if you’d like to stare into the maw of the Democrat beast, cross swords with AFL-CIO unions in the public sector. I did it for over twenty years, still have my kneecaps, and left on my own terms. Along the way, I kept Alaska’s very powerful unions off the streets, largely out of politics, and quietly under contract for a whole gubernatorial term, something that had never been done since collective bargaining began here in 1972.”
Well, technically he tried to get the PROTESTERS, er, excuse me, SOLICITORS, back out of the building and on to the streets:
http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/050505/sta_20050505025.shtml
Art Chance, the state’s director of labor relations, tried to force the protesters to leave the building but gave up shortly after Ludwig claimed it was their First Amendment right.
“We don’t let anybody solicit in here, and they know it,” Chance said.
“It’s one more example of state employees thinking they are special and the rules don’t apply to them,” Chance said.
[ ]
Murkowski administration officials scooped out ice cream and cake for state employees in Juneau on Wednesday, but got a helping of bile in return.
Carrying signs with slogans such as “Our benefits are melting,” dozens of disgruntled employees protested sweeping revisions to the state’s public pension systems at the governor’s annual ice cream social.
The gathering, held on the ground floor of the State Office Building, coincided with a nationwide state employee appreciation day.
Though one administration official tried to throw the protesters outside the building, they remained, claiming their freedom of speech.
http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/051605/let_20050516008.shtml
“Although I was not present on that day, this matter concerns me, a United States citizen. Did Art Chance, director of the Division of Labor Relations, have the authority to evict a group of citizens from the main foyer of the State Office Building because they were, as he stated, “soliciting?” The stated mission of the Division of Labor Relations (taken from their own Web site) “… is to achieve the purposes of the Public Employment Relations Act by acting as the executive branch representative in contract negotiations and contract administration matters.” Note: There is a period at the end of that sentence.”
CASE AND POINT 3:
Here’s probably more AC Bovine Excrement, I think, but none-the-less demonstrative of “Two Art Chances.”
Do you know, was Kim Metcalfe one of what Art describes as the “really attractive and really ruthless women on staff to do the really dirty work?” I figure his standards were a bit lowered from being in the bush, but the LR women I saw were so butt ugly you’d be ready to pluck your eyes out dare you look at them. I figured that was part of the tactic.
http://archive.redstate.com/blogs/achance/2007/mar/08/im_going_to_bore_you_all_again/
You can place the highest level merit system employee in what is usually called acting status and give them the money the appointee would have been making. Most are not political players, but some will be tempted and you have to make an example of any that do. Get yourself a chief of staff who is a card carrying SOB, better yet, get a woman; they can be meaner than men and get away with it, and some good HR/LR people and take out the trash in your workforce. I always kept a couple of really attractive and really ruthless women on staff to do the really dirty work, then I could be the peacemaker and smooth the ruffled feathers when they were done. You will get to fire a few people who don’t understand that there’s a new sheriff in town, but if you do it with a lot of smoke and noise, you won’t have to do much of it before your workforce is quietly working for you. There’ll be some whack-a-mole from time to time, but your COS and HR/LR people can handle that, and you can do what you got elected to do.
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Anyway, back to your question. I think one contract would level the playing field and cost a lot less confusion and cash for the state by removing te cottage industry that the union has created for itself. It would be subject to less scheming manipulative Bovine Excrement Peddlers like Art Chance.
And as far as Kreitzer, her [Palin] administration is as bad as any for patronization with ‘childhood love of cows’ Havemeister Bailey. My suggestion is going to be Consent Decree and Federal Hiring Monitor like they do as a result of the Chicago Alderman scandals, Shakman Decree, Rutan Decree etc. Consent Decrees are more common than I realized; they are discussed extensively in the Sotomeyor New Haven Firefighter’s case.
in whine there is Twoof.
There’re dancing badgers on every one of today’s threads! Imagine that!
Fuching badgers.
Actually, wrong skit. “Life of Brian’s”, “What have the Romans ever done for us?” vs. “Spanish Inquisition” Python epic fail!
Ha! Just what the Judean People’s Front would have us believe.
Commissions are only good for targets for jeering.
Achance Tuesday, January 26th at 10:56AM EST (link)
This is Democrat and union playbook stuff for dealing with something you have absolutely no intention of changing. Our last Democrat governor was so bad about it that his nickname became Task Force Tony Knowles.
No elected Republican should support any Democrat commission or task force or serve on one; you’re not going to be listened to and you will be used to give their stupid ideas “bipartisan” credibility. Then, if the Democrats do it anyway, they own it and you jeer at them constantly for their stupid ideas.
In Vino Veritas
From Art Chance the Redstate troll:
“There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY a Republican officeholder could fill all the political appointments with loyal, competent Republicans.”
This. If they are loyal Republicans, ergo, they are not competent. Accidental honesty from Art. Lets have a round of applause for our new troll. Art Chance everyone.
(golf clap)
Art Chance
“How about those union guys huh? Benefits are for chumps or rich folks. Reilmurkins don’t need no stinkin’ benefits. What are they all commie fascist fags?”
(rimshot)
http://archive.redstate.com/blogs/achance/2007/mar/08/im_going_to_bore_you_all_again/
You can place the highest level merit system employee in what is usually called acting status and give them the money the appointee would have been making. Most are not political players, but some will be tempted and you have to make an example of any that do. Get yourself a chief of staff who is a card carrying SOB, better yet, get a woman; they can be meaner than men and get away with it, and some good HR/LR people and take out the trash in your workforce. I always kept a couple of really attractive and really ruthless women on staff to do the really dirty work, then I could be the peacemaker and smooth the ruffled feathers when they were done. You will get to fire a few people who don’t understand that there’s a new sheriff in town, but if you do it with a lot of smoke and noise, you won’t have to do much of it before your workforce is quietly working for you. There’ll be some whack-a-mole from time to time, but your COS and HR/LR people can handle that, and you can do what you got elected to do.
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The nym-changer can’t stay ahead of the fuching badgers! Hah!
In Vino Veritas said,
January 28, 2010 at 1:05
to quote Crow T. Robot
“You can’t flash back to stuff you just showed us five minutes ago!”
I am experincing a strange sensation of deja vu.
I am experincing a strange sensation of deja vu.
Me too.
All over again.
“In Vino Veritas”
Is that the new “Pig Latin” Art?
As we get older, you’ll get smarter,dongreife.
Achance Wednesday, January 27th at 6:23PM EST (link)
If “reaching out” for a youth vote means catering to ignorant, emotional, self-absorption, guess I’ll pass. And I’ve had it with trying to “EDUCATE” little punks that say, “uh huh, uh huh” and don’t hear a thing you say while dismissing you as stupid and old-fashioned because you, unlike they, actually know something and actually have a job that puts you in charge of them. All I see is lots of self-esteem and almost no reason to have it.
In Vino Veritas
Art, Art, Art!
Dude, I’m not even standing on your lawn, ‘K?
I am experiencing a strange sensation of deja vu.
I am experiencing a strange sensation of deja vu while not standing on Art’s lawn.
Weird.
“As we get older, you’ll get smarter”
This is true. As Art has gotten older, I have gotten smarter.
I have this strange sensation of not standing on Art’s lawn. Again!
Weird.
Hey, isn’t “veritas” Latin for THE TRUTH???
Hey troofie, how’s fucking the dog been going for ya lately?
Looks like a new crop of indentured servants to government
Achance Tuesday, January 26th at 11:13AM EST (link)
and fresh union dues to government unions every time Pomp and Circumstances get played. That’s what he really wants; more people totally in thrall to govenment.
In Vino Veritas
Stay away from my dog, Troofus.
Vino Veritas = Troof Whine
H/T Pere Ubu
Speaking of crazed gossips who think that cow-towing to the Village establishmentarian courtiers is the chief responsibility of a President, the Washington Post (via Digby) brings us Sally Quinn, who threatens a Na’vi bowhunting attack on Obama for not kissing the DC elites’ asses enough:
I love the idea of Sally Fucking Quinn asking the readers to “indulge [her] for a moment“, as if she ever experiences anything other than a perpetual moment of being indulged.
Art, don’t be so ascared of those Union folk. I am sure the bankers (or badgers) will put them in their place.
The Reds are childish and weak,Achance Friday, January 22nd at 8:06PM EST (link)
but it is a moral weakness; we too often confuse their moral weakness with cowardice and aversion to conflict. People should understand that gay guys whose hands are constantly flitting and urban castrati with leftwing shrew wives are also capable of astounding ruthlessness and cruelty if they think they are safe, some are also capable of estimable physical courage. We should always remember Lara’s bespectacled weakling college lover in Dr. Zhivago went on to become the Bolshevik general that terrorized the countryside from his armored train; he’s a very realistic character.
We MUST keep the civil action pressure on the government, both our feckless representative on the R side and on the Democrats. Only the revolt of the People has led to the sun rising in this otherwise dark winter. As I said above, the Republican/conservative DC elites not so long ago would have kissed Comrade Obama’s butt on the Capitol steps and given him two weeks to draw the crowd. Even today, most of them would be more comfortable nuzzling his nether regions than fighting him, but they know their political survival depends on keeping US happy, not him. So, we cannot relent, we cannot relax, we can never surrender. Oh, and invest in precious metals.
In Vino Veritas
Another university edumakated idiot!
Achance Thursday, September 24th at 10:38PM EDT (link)
Fool, none of that lefty cant has even a thing to do with whether there was an expectation of privacy in a public office belonging to ACORN. Now, go back to masturbating on your keyboard.
Oh, and BTW, McCarthy was right; they were communists.
In Vino Veritas
Only the revolt of the People has led to the sun rising in this otherwise dark winter.
Greetings what a Nest we have here, I can almost Hear the Tears, Nothing makes me happier than Seeing a Bunch Of Obama Cool Aide Drinkers Doing a Circle Jerk and Shouting Head Shot when they Finish Shooting what I can Only Hope is a Seed of their Spawn on their Pillow biting Friends. Bring On November and we may be able to harness Enough Wrist and Wind Energy to Power DC when Democrats LOSSSEEE BIG .What will he Speak about Tonight all his Accomplishments here are a few Inconvienent “FACTS”
1 He closed Gitmo
2 He kept job losses below 8%
3 He Promised Transparency and all Debates on C-Span what is a CZAR and Why no Senate Oversight?
4 No More Big Bonuses for the fat cats
5 Unite the Country and get rid of Racism and “STUPID “Police
6 Keep us safe, Full Constructional Rights to a TERRORIST the Fruit of the LOON Bomber and the Fort Hood Terrorist, another one of them TODAY in Custody with Bombs, Guns and Military Base Maps, just Isolated Incidents. MAN Made DISASTERS
7 NO MORE PORK SPENDING after all Healthcare Bills do need somewhere for us to SKATEBOARD.
8 Cap and Tax to STOP GLOBAL WARMING, coldest day in MIAMI in 80 years, Recorded cold EVERYWHERE
9 Save the Polar Bears. Population is Increasing he may not have got that memo
10 THE Holy Grail HEALTH SCARE keep it up Keep Pushing that agenda that is why he lost TEDS Seat, keep telling yourself that BO Supporters, November is not long away
11 Your only one of his “accomplishments’ S-Chip spending another 3000000000000 (30 Billion) taxpayers money the government has to PRINT. It Equates to 1 000 000 in cash for 30,000000 people
12 Lowering the Deficit
13 Teddy Kennedys “People” Seat is where it belongs poor Ted, He is spinning with our Founders,
14 Spending Cuts, He raised Government Spending Budget Last year 66% and to Fix it he will Lower it this year 3% AWESOME what a Genius.
I’m a Cool Aide. I assist Obama in his basketball games that he has in da’ hood.
Keep trying that ‘czar’ shit. It’ll work eventually.
When republicans run up enormous deficits, it’s fine and dandy with us. Spending on war and death is A-OK with us.
People should understand that gay guys whose hands are constantly flitting and urban castrati with leftwing shrew wives
I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense.
STOP HIM BEFORE HE BUILDS ANOTHER GAZEBO!
A circle jerk where people are biting the pillows? Dude, you need to stop mixing your metaphors with thorazine.
Thorazine Mixer, Ballroom 3, 2nd floor.
Dont tread on me
Parody trolls are so 2009, guys.
The bipolar icecaps aren’t melting–look! A polar bear eating a penguin!
When You Capitalize Every Word, It Makes You Look Smarter. ALSO Random CAPITALIZATION. BOOKMARK it.
15 You SAY the climates they are a-“changing” but HOW do you “explain” RECORD TEMPERATURES! Smell the “glove” YOU A WINNER.
Isn’t random capitalization what caused the financial mess we’re in? That or ACORN making grandmothers in Oklahoma give up their savings so poor minority people could buy homes they couldn’t afford?
A piker next to Telepathic Ed.
Maybe this is off-topic, but I am informed by certain persons within the sphere of influence that MoDo is more horny than a herd of ankole cattle. Which is kind of cool, I think. Unfortunately, like most people in the mesospere of the opinionati, she’s almost entirely surrounded by sedentary, asexual shmoos, pawing uncles, and effeminate interns in
cricket sweaters; so she probably gravitates to the sturdley types, even if they’re utter frauds. I bet her father was the manly type.
“Full Constructional Rights to a TERRORIST”
Osama will bring it under budget unlike the “Big Dig” is Boston.
Roads and Bridges Bitches!
Well the bin Ladens did make their money in construction, right?
OT, but I just fielded a call from Emily’s List looking for donations for progressive candidates. I told the caller politely that he should forward up the chain, and the organization should forward to the DNC, that I won’t consider donating to anyone until they pass health reform, and if they fail to do it, I’ll be too “sick” from lack of coverage to show up and vote in November.
I know the debacle isn’t the fault of Emily’s List. But they are collecting money, some of which will go to Democrat incumbents who are not getting with the program. The pressure needs to be applied not only to the Democrats, but to everyone possible that they rely upon for support.
“The bipolar icecaps aren’t melting–look! A polar bear eating a penguin!”
Oh god, i’ve stumbled into a Dali painting.
Bummer. Howard Zinn, Dead at 87.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/01/howard_zinn_his.html
It Looks like YOU will have to use your Donations to Take Care of YOU, There will be NO Healthscare This Year, there went another thrill down my leg. Freedom in November, my Beloved President Bush will have his Book out just in time.
“3 He Promised Transparency and all Debates on C-Span what is a CZAR and Why no Senate Oversight?”
The C-Span debates were shown but only to Cheney’s Energy Task Force. A CZAR was a Russian leader back in the day. They were killed by Lennin (not John). They are sort of the opposite of a commie. Why do you ask.
Jennifer –
Beides what you said, Emily’s List spent the last few months sending me emails, telling me how important it was that Martha Coakley get elected Senator. Apparently, and totally in hindsight, being a woman was her main qualification for the job.
Don’t get me wrong, I want to see more women in office. But damn it, let’s do a little vetting first, please? I want good candidates, not just female ones.
Although, I don’t think it would be a bad thing if congress looked into that whole Russian Revolution thing.
Another thrill down my leg
So people dying does that to you, eh? You know who else got a thrill down their leg from people dying?
what is that smell? WTF crawled up mo-do’s colon and died?
“WTF crawled up mo-do’s colon and died?”
Wild stab here: Art Chance?
Do I win a prize?
Moment of silence for Howard Zinn.
“You know who else got a thrill down their leg from people dying?”
Jonah Goldberg?
‘Twas in the darkest depths of mo do/
I met a troll in there
“You know who else got a thrill down their leg from people dying?”
Jeez, that could be about anyone on the right.
‘Twas in the darkest depths of mo do/
I met a troll in there
But Tread-me, the evil one
Crept up and left a post in there -ere -ere yeah
Am I the only one who saw O’Keefie’s twitter name as
“OkeefeLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”?
Obama To Use Big Words In Speech Tonight
tactic designed to keep real americans from understanding socialist takeover
We Report, You Decide To Believe Everything We Tell You
tomorrow night on Flogs Nudes: Obama – hapless obambi amateur zero failure, or powerful evil stalinist dictator forever death panel re-education camps scary? boo! boo!
Stay Tuned To Frog’s Nutes for the latest correct beliefs!
So — I take it there will be no live-blogging of the SOTU address here, huh?
Opening remarks: sounds like ravenous demons are allowed to eat only half of your leg. An improvement!
BREAKING!11!
Obama is black.
Stay tuned for updates. Developing . . .
Art/Tw00fie connected to G. Gordon Kiddie?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate:
Gonna point to kat68 again on this. She makes an interesting observation. On three of the suspects’ twitter accounts there is the usage of the latin word “veritas”, which seems, on the face of it, as nothing more than a silly over the top protestation of innocence (I’m thinking, “the lady doth protest too much”). But this could well be code for “shut the f*ck up.” I think this does go quite far up the food chain, and someone is going to get busted big time.
Via Great Orange Satan
You know who else got a thrill down their leg from people dying?”
Jeez, that could be about anyone on the right.
What thrill did BO get when he Threw the People Of IRAN under the Bus yet rushed to Praise a South Americian Dictator???
What Thrill did he get as he Signed bills that allowed FAILED ABORTION VICTIMS to Lie there and DIE in a Bed of Salt??
Don’t forget Mao, Hitler, Stalin just a few Socialistic, Communist Dictators that liked to keep their People Ignorant, See American Public Schools, POOR , See Welfare where the more you Spawn the more money you make, I thought most Liberals Hated Puppy Farms,
Democrats Love a voting base of Heavily Taxed, Disarmed, Uninformed, Derisive, Union Loving,DRONES it was JFK who unionized Our Government workers, I thought unions were to Help the Common Man from Wall Street Fat Cats and Blue Blood Republicans that BUILT this Fair Land.
Lets have Some facts here Liberals, What has BO done to Benefit this country?,
Why is camp Gitmo Open??, Unemployment at 10% and the Holy Grail is all but Destroyed Ted must be Happy. Spending Money does not count as it is borrowed from CHINA. I know what a CZAR is, Rhetorical questions usually do not need an answer.
he Signed bills that allowed FAILED ABORTION VICTIMS to Lie there and DIE
Prior to Obama, abortions didn’t kill fetuses! True story!
tomorrow night on Flogs Nudes: Obama – hapless obambi amateur zero failure, or powerful evil stalinist dictator forever death panel re-education camps scary
Yes!
Friends, Americans, Countrymen – the State of the Union is funky.
None of YOU liberals can tread ON my right to arbitrarily all caps CERTAIN words!
“Don’t forget Mao, Hitler, Stalin just a few Socialistic, Communist Dictators that liked to keep their People Ignorant”
So, you made it over the wall or just walked through when it fell?
Dont tread on me was a PhD before the Obama Socialistasi agenda made him so ignorant
Spawn the more money you make, I thought most Liberals Hated Puppy Farms, Democrats Love a voting base of Heavily Taxed, Disarmed, Uninformed, Derisive, Union Loving
brain damaged carl sandberg on bad drugs
breaking, rebuilding,
Under the smoke, dust all over his mouth, laughing with white teeth,
Under the terrible burden of destiny laughing as a young man laughs,
Laughing even as an ignorant fighter laughs
These are historic times – when trolls hiding under internet bridges demand not to be tread upon.
STOP HIM BEFORE HE BUILDS ANOTHER GAZEBO!
NOT THE DREAD GAZEBO!
also. requiescat in pace, Howard Zinn.
And to think lesser men still walk god’s grey earth.
Faith in the American people. To gather together and be strong and united in the face of adversity. To meet and overcome all challenges. We do your mother not because she is easy, but because we are hard.
Again I ask back up your Retheroic with some facts as usual NOWHERE to Be Seen.
So long as State is filled with “legacies” from the Ivy League,
Achance Friday, November 13th at 10:11AM EST (link)
it is going to be a communist cell in the federal government. It needs to become an article of faith for the Republican Party that it will operate and recruit candidates, appointees, and political level management outside the axes of evil from Boston to DC and from Seattle to LA. Unless you’ve been a practicing Republican with verifiable bona fides for at least a couple of federal election cycles, if you’re from the Ivy League or from the axes of evil, you’re disqualified.
In Vino Veritas
it was a retheroical conmunent ur questingong
I was a fighter pilot back during the Civil War and I shot down hundreds of Nazi Hittites. Is that Retheroic enough for you?
Trouble is, it’s true, some Ivy League school would hire KSM
Achance Friday, November 13th at 10:51AM EST (link)
as a professor. He’d be a hero to the left; he fought the evil Bush and he WON.
In Vino Veritas
So whadda y’all think of the iPad?
And to think lesser men still walk god’s grey earth.
Being A: insane and B: tired, I read this as “lesser men still walk god’s grey teeth.
I immediately thought- Wow, that’s really… Norse.
“KSM (…) WON.”
How long have you hated America?
(…)
Is that a breast with three nipples?
Obama’s “hope and chance” platform
It was CHANCE??? I voted for Hope and CHANCE??? Well, shit, at least that explains Geithner and Summers.
Oh, and jackass, there’s an open invitation for you to call me a “‘winger” to my face.
Achance Friday, November 13th at 10:13AM EST (link)
I think I’d really enjoy your doing that so I could kick you stupid, swaggering, lefty ass.
In Vino Veritas
stupid, swaggering, lefty ass.
Stupid sexy libtards!
I voted for Community Chest.
How long until Delaware lets corporations vote for senators?
Art you didn’t post the actual oppurtunity to do it. I am a man of means where do you live. We can set up a civil debate there.
Art Chance said,
January 28, 2010 at 3:27
Oh, and jackass, there’s an open invitation for you to call me a “‘winger” to my face.
Who IS he talking to–and how does he make his voice DO that???
Who IS he talking to–and how does he make his voice DO that???
Uh, “far out”, Catherwood, just roll us a couple of “bombers” and leave them on the side table.
That’s really good one-handed typing. You do know that will grow hair on your hands, don’t you?
Achance Friday, November 13th at 11:14AM EST (link) School must be out today and the children are down in the basement “playing” on the computer.
In Vino Veritas
Guys! I thought that “You know who else” jokes were automatic Hitler references! I feel betrayed.
Hey, Art, are you a big scary man with fists and stuff? Cause all the anger issues in the world can’t compensate for being an old diabetic slob that can’t fart without needing a napkin.
By the way, the last time I got laid was about 8 hours ago. Serious, straight-on sweaty crazy sex with a beautiful woman that wanted it as much as I did. Didn’t have to slip her a roofie or show her pictures of my boat or anything. How about you? Mid-November 1989, amirite?
Art is cyber-astroprojecting.
Uh, “far out”, Catherwood, just roll us a couple of “bombers” and leave them on the side table.
I’m so-o-o-o tired. . .
you don’t tell people here to STFU. You’re a liberal pest
Achance Friday, November 13th at 12:38PM EST (link)
who is still here purely on sufferance. We can keep stuff like this written by useful idiots like you and we’ll remind you of how stupid you were. This is purely a show trial of the Bush Administration, the CIA, and the military. It is unlikely to ever get to a jury and when it is dismissed, there will be a Blame BusHitler orgy and the high likelihood that the evidence and testimony adduced in this proceeding will be used internationally to try to bring Bush Administration officials and other US citizens up on war crimes trials. Comrade Obama is a very evil person and stupid people like you allowed him to come to power with the express intent of remaking this Country. Liking all that HopenChange so far?
In Vino Veritas
…i’ve been shootin reds and yellows aw day
BusHitler
actually, we mostly call him “chimpy”
true fact!
By the way, the last time I got laid was about 8 hours ago.
Oh yeah, well I’m gettin laid right NOW and makin the bitch type this as I ram my massive tool up her behind!!!
Yeah, you go Art Chance! Fuck that bitch!
Uh, “far out”, Catherwood, just roll us a couple of “bombers” and leave them on the side table.
Not Nick Danger, but from the same album:
We’re bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
We’ll kill all the bees
And spiders and flies
And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides
We’ll wash our hands after wee-wee.
And if we’re a girl, before!
And we’ll march,march,march, et cetera!
‘Til we never do march no more!
(All together, now, boys!)
We’re bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
The pretty donut girl on the corner
Will be smilin’ with a wringer in her hair!
We’ll wash our hands after wee-wee,
And if we’re a girl before!
And we’ll march, march, march, et cetera!
‘Till we don’t have to march no more
(Hum along now…)
We won’t have to March!
We won’t have to March!
We won’t have to March no more!
No, a useful idiot, like most “educators” and educrats
.Achance Saturday, November 14th at 3:16PM EST (link) .
in this Country. You’re the one with the government school view of the Constitution. Now, don’t go away mad, but go away. Most of us have recovered from our educations.
In Vino Veritas
I’m so-o-o-o tired. . .
Oh, Nancy! Nancy! It’s a success! I’m back! It’s a success! I have proof I’ve been to ancient Greece! Look at this grape!
I can almost hear her say “No more wire hangers”
Oh yeah, well I’m gettin laid right NOW and makin the bitch type this as I ram my massive tool up her behind!!!
What did she think of the post about her column?
http://archive.redstate.com/blogs/achance/2007/mar/08/im_going_to_bore_you_all_again/
Most are not political players, but some will be tempted and you have to make an example of any that do. Get yourself a chief of staff who is a card carrying SOB, better yet, get a woman; they can be meaner than men and get away with it, and some good HR/LR people and take out the trash in your workforce. I always kept a couple of really attractive and really ruthless women on staff to do the really dirty work, then I could be the peacemaker and smooth the ruffled feathers when they were done. You will get to fire a few people who don’t understand that there’s a new sheriff in town, but if you do it with a lot of smoke and noise, you won’t have to do much of it before your workforce is quietly working for you.
Who are you, you old man, and what have you done with my husband???
What do you mean, Nancy? I am your husband!
Art Chance said,
January 28, 2010 at 4:02
Dude. You’re harshing the mellow of this COMEDY BLOG.
You want to be a tight ass, go find Duncan Black, mmmmmmmmmmmmmK, Dorothy?
In Vino Veritas
Oh NOW I get it– Truthie musta got into Mother’s MD 20/20!
I’d say chimpevil has hit the nail on the hammer.
~
NICK
All right, Bradshaw, there’s your confession! I hope you got it all down! Brad…Bradshaw? Bradshaw! Oh, that’s right.. .He’s not in this flashback. Oh, how do I, uh… (pages turn) I’ll skip ahead a bit.. .No, I can’t skip ahead.. .ah, um… All right, everybody! Into the time machine!
(struggle/arguing)
CATHERWOOD
No! No! No! No! No! You don’t understand how radio works. Now, it’s my flashback, all I have to do to return us to the present is fade my voice out like this (away) and cue the organist! (organ plays)( voice fades back in, organ) And you see? Here we are! (doubled) Oh my goodness.
LT BRADSHAW
What’s happening? Am I seeing double? There’s two of everybody except me!
BOTH NICKS
(thinks) Pandemonium was breaking out all around me! (speaking) Wait a minute! Who are you?! I was here first! You impostor! Take that! (double punch) Oof!
NANCY 1
Oh, that’s terrible!
NANCY 2
You keep away from him, you young hussy!
NANCY 1
Who are you calling a hussy, you old bag?
NANCY 2
How dare you talk to me like that?
NANCY 1
I can talk to me anyway I like!
NANCY 2
What nerve! I’m not you! You’re me twenty years ago!
NANCY 1
What! You have a lot of nerve saying I’m going to look like that in twenty years!
NANCY 2
Oh, yeah?
BOTH NANCYS
There ain’t room enough in this dress for both of us!
NANCY1
Have at you!
NANCY2
Gesundheit! (clothes rip/mayhem/crashes)
useful idiot, like most “educators” and
yeah, art – if you keep it up imma gonna start explaining pointer arithmetic and recursive functions to ya an then yul b sorry
“Oh yeah, well I’m gettin laid right NOW and makin the bitch type this as I ram my massive tool up her behind!!!
What did she think of the post about her column?”
HAR HAR HAR HAR now that’s teh funny. It even briefly put us back on topic.
Art is very butch. Gay Patriot would be swooning.
Swooning.
now that’s teh funny.
What’s even funnier is the tr00l’s preoccupation with anal sex, even with a “lady”.
Poor dumbass thinks TS means “total service”.
Our Benevolent Dictator is Sounding like a Centrist in his State ye of DISUNION Speech He Won’t Accept Second place??? Why is he trying to make us last for the past year??? He wants to protect our economy and goes after banks Stocks drop 5% and Citibank looses 1.6 Billion,
Rush will have a Field day Tomorrow I wait with Baited Breath on his Commentary and Insight.
Did I here Nuclear Plants has he Lost his Mind, his Base are going Nuclear as he Speaks,
Is Regan being channeled through Him?
God Bless the USA
The SOTU drinking game really should have included “clean energy”. Also “jobs”. I’m not nearly drunk enough yet.
What’s even funnier is the tr00l’s preoccupation with anal sex, even with a “lady”.
What’s it like?
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
NYC will be a very friendly venue for a show trial of the Bush Administration.
Achance Friday, November 13th at 11:06AM EST (link)
That’s all this really is. The communist ACLU defense attornies aided and abetted by Holder’s recently appointed communist US Attornies, will mount a defense based on all the terrible things that the Evil BushHitler regime did that resulted in these patriots and martyrs being in the evil hands of the US Military. The charges against them will be dismissed on procedural and Constitutional grounds before they ever see a NY jury. Even a NY jury may not be reliable on KSM.
The the fact that these guys are free and sueing the US for damages can all be the fault of the evil Constitution-smashing BusHitler Regime.
In Vino Veritas
Did I here Nuclear Plants has he Lost his Mind, his Base are going Nuclear as he Speaks,
Paster Swank, is that you?
SINGLE PAYER
Citibank looses 1.6 Billion
Why do you hate America?
On the assumption that this is good faith stupidity,
Achance Saturday, November 14th at 6:39PM EST (link)
rather than simple trolling: the toothpaste cannot be put back in the tube. An irrevocable decision is made when one decides to deal with things under the laws of war rather than US civilian criminal law. That is the whole idea on Comrades Obama and Holder’s parts. None of these front rank terrorist operatives CAN be convicted in a US criminal court. The matter will never see a jury. But the discovery and motion process will allow the ACLU lawyers working on behalf of the terrorists to put the Bush Administration, the CIA, and the US Military on trial. This is what Comrades Obama and Holder want to do themselves but don’t have the courage to do so; they like flying around in AF 1 and having the big chairs.
These terrorists should simply have been shot on sight and doing so would not have violated the Geneva Convention. Terrorists and irregulars are the lowest form of life under the laws of war and aren’t even entitled to the ritual cigarette and blindfold; you just shoot them. President Bush was too sensitive to the delicacy of people like you and treated them far too humanely and now Comrades Obama and Holder are setting the stages for some little pissant country to try to bring war crimes charges against Administration figures, CIA operative, and US soldiers. Hope you’re enjoying your treasonous hope’n change.
In Vino Veritas
I wait with Baited Breath
Fail.
OTOH perhaps you could attract some vultures.
~
Hey, if Lefties don’t agree with it, it ain’t reasoned.
Achance Saturday, November 14th at 6:04PM EST (link)
Syllogism:
All Lefties are educated.
All educated people think alike.
Therefore, all people who don’t think like Lefties are not educated.
You do the evaluation for logical validity.
In Vino Veritas
First time here, The only Single Payer ye will see is looking at you in your Mirror Health Scare is OVER, Captain Tax is Over, BO is over, Reid is Gone,
Spending Capped for 3 years ?!, Awesome since he Raised it 66% last year so he will INSIST on a 3%, Yippee we are saved yet again by the Messiah, no wonder my Wife can’t listen to his LIES. Thank God for Mute and DVR.
I wait with Baited Breath
Fail.
He means ‘Bated breath, as he’s sucking himself off.
The 66% raise in spending was emergency spending so that isn’t the rate that the spending freeze would be based on. Everyone knows that spending for 2010 is going to be less than last year. And also last years estimates didn’t include the revenue the treasury department got from selling the toxic assets they got which came out to a substantial amount.
Captain Tax is Over
General Revenue wasn’t available for comment.
His place is expected to be taken by Major Sales
Is that what Private Funds told you?
I LOVE America it is you that fail to understand it was DODD< FRANK and the Entire Democratic Party Destroyed us with Redlining and PC CRAP.
My Definition of Pc is like trying to pick up a Turd by the clean end.
It just does not Work. Haiti had their chance, the first Freed Slave Colony and Look at them now; they were destroyed before the Quake.Why is their Neighbour doing MUCH Better??
As for Destroying Public Servants he had All of the Names removed from the Opponents when he “WOM his Senate Seat look it up Clowns, keep drinking the cool aide Millions of welfare DependentAnts are depending on your vote for more WELFARE, no Disrespect to Ants they do after all WORK and Contribute, At least his Wife is finally Proud to be an American.
http://www.redstate.com/achance/2009/11/04/dating-a-recently-separated-woman-an-analogy/
Now I’m from the generation that most of you think destroyed America. I was educated by the National Defense Education Act and did Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n Roll in the ’60s. I left college as a dope-smoking, FM radio listening, liberal Democrat. Then I met Life.
But no matter what many of you think of people of my generation, I pretty much did it right. After a period of youthful adventure and excess, I got married, settled down, raised a kid, and made payments; every American’s duty. I did what I was ’sposed to do for 17 years. Though I was no angel and lived on the road a lot, I always came home and her cut always came off the top. But, women of the ’60s being as they are, she needed “more space,” a euphemism for body parts unknown, so she took off and left me as a single father of a teenaged daughter. Life gets real tough with that kind of unrelenting responsibility.
So, I was single, had a nice house, nice car, and a good income; ‘course I did have that kid. For a while if they weren’t under 25 and didn’t have a belly I could bounce a quarter on, I wasn’t interested, but then I figured out that I did kinda miss talking to them, and I started dating “older” women. That means, you’re dating her past; boyfriends and husbands, kids usually, and a whole lot of attitude, but they do know what goes where and why. And that’s when I learned a vital lesson. Women often run from marriages or relationships and seek “comfort” where they can find it. That isn’t as sexist as it sounds; women need a reason, men usually just need a place. And, I entered the world of separated and divorced women. Not coincidentally, the single largest demographic that supported Comrade Obama.
Now I gotta’ admit, a recently separated or divorced woman is a lot of fun. She’s either looking to make up for everything she thinks she was missing or she’s trying to rub her ex-to-be’s nose in what she’s doing. Either way it’s fun so long as you don’t think about it too much.
I’m an ignoramous.
I’ve got a hot stripper wife. It’s the troof, I tell you, the TROOF.
Someone seems to have a Colonel of Troof.
My Definition of Pc is like trying to pick up a Turd by the clean end.
In your case it’s a definition arrived at by numerous trials and errors.
Wait. WTF?!? Reagan! Fuck you Barry. Ronald fucking Reagan is your example of fighting for a nuclear-free world? That’s your idea of a champion of non-proliferation?!?!
Art Deco could kick Art Chance’s arse.
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HaHAhaha.
He means ‘Bated breath, as he’s sucking himself off
I see my reputation for my members size has already reached here; Drooling will get you nowhere near it.
…she needed “more space,” a euphemism for body parts unknown
At least unknown to you.
So whadda y’all think of the iPad?
I’ll be buying version 2.1 circa November.
Regan would have Kicked some ASS by Now.
Art, do you think anyone is listening to you?
No love for Corporal Punishment?
Wait for 3G
Regan would have Kicked some ASS by Now.
The ass Regan would have kicked by now would have been Reagan’s:
Regan would have Kicked some ASS by Now.
She was always angry about not being Lear’s favorite.
Regan would have Kicked some ASS by now.
Before or after she was poisoned?
Keep it up Spellcheckers, so Easy to Bait.
Felonious –
Nyah nyah na nyah nyah.
Check this out, a little taste of things to come in NOVEMBER bring it on
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/01/025329.php
http://www.redstate.com/achance/2009/06/05/usdoj-to-free-two-convict
USDOJ To Free Two Convicted Alaska Legislators
Two of the much maligned Alaska Legislators putatively “cleaned up” are being released and DOJ will bring the charges again in a new trial in the federal district court for Alaska. Once again, the DOJ team that infested Alaska for a couple of years has been found to have withheld exculpatory evidence. The Anchorage Daily News story is here: http://www.adn.com/news/politics/fbi/story/819539.html
This is what happens when the government takes an old man and tells him that they’re going to put him and his son in jail for the rest of their lives and leave his family destitute if he doesn’t sing and dance for them. That’s what the government did to Bill Allen. He made a plea deal with them that saved his family at the price of divesting of the company. The government continues to hold the sentence over his head but he’ll ultimately take the fall for the prosecution teams failures in the Stevens case and now this one.
Three prominent Alaskans pleaded guilty rather than face what had become a lynch mob mentality here in Alaska. We’ll see what they do.
Of course, the lefty meme is that it was all the evil Bush/Cheney DOJ while they conveniently overlook the fact that the prosecution team was all holdovers and the Democrats’ actions to stop the Bush Administration from removing holdover US Attornies. One poster in the ADN’s comments section goes so far as to say that the Republican legislators should be glad that there is now a Democrat administration in power to fix things like this. Hypocrisy and ignorance know no bounds on the other side of the ditch.
And I was able to wait until the very last sentence to tell some of you, “I told you so” about those corruption charges you were so worked up about.
Wait for 3G
wev d00d, 3G-capable out of the box for $135.
She was always angry about not being Lear’s favorite.
This is why I keep coming here!
The extra $5 is for a 3G sticker. Man, getting the details right is tough on the fly, but I guess it’s pretty important when nitpickery-doo.
This is why I keep coming here!
I only drop trou for Mrs. __B, Big Boy.
And, against my will, the health insurance and military-industrial complii.
iPad is just a big iPod touch, as many expected. It’s sexy, and a neat media consumption device for $500, but there was nothing at all impressive, no wow moment. Even teh Steve seemed a bit tired and not very convincing gushing about features that were in the iPhone a couple years ago.
A netbook is cheaper and far more powerful. Stick ChromeOS on it when it’s released ’round the end of the year, and you’ll even have a similar simplified experience.
It’s potentially a really good ebook reader (the Kindle is in serious trouble), but that’s about it. Meh. Also, “iPad”? Feminine hygiene jokes, confusion with iPod…terrible name.
Can Don’t Tread On Me please leave? This blog is mostly for extremely clever liberals, and a couple of Uncle Tom right-wingers who enjoy the abuse. Like Art, there, who just provided enough biographical information so I’ll never be able to wash away the yucky, not with all the hand sanitizer in the world.
I don’t mind it if you want to rave and spout nonsense you think you heard on the teevee, which wasn’t on at the time, but please at least try to get your overall spelling, punctuation, and grammar right. I especially dislike it when people capitalize words for no Reason, but then I’m a dick.
Also, have you accepted Christ as your personal savior yet? He was asking about you.
This blog is mostly for extremely clever liberals
Oh fine, now you impose standards!
http://www.redstate.com/achance/2010/01/21/comrade-obama-aint-turnin-right/#comment-2888
Comrade Obama Ain’t Turnin’ Right
Posted by Achance (Profile)
Thursday, January 21st at 9:28PM EST
As the “Turning Right” piece slides down, thanks to all
Achance Wednesday, January 27th at 4:52PM EST (link)
for the reccos and the stimulating comments!
In Vino Veritas
As there is a void of FACTS as usual I will leave the Circle Jerk as I found it, Empty. How can I get facts from this Bunch as they have None.Bye Bye Healthscare, captain tax, hello NUCLEAR at least he got 1 thing Correct.
Reagan would have kicked ass?
*snerk*
If he could find it in the first place.
Of course, he could just follow Ollie North’s trail of lies and treason…
We hired plenty of token minority actors to be close to the camera.
I will leave the Circle Jerk as I found it, Empty-handed
FIFY
Also, have you accepted Christ as your personal savior yet? He was asking about you.
I hear Christ accepted “Bob” as His own personal savior.
Shorter GOP Response Speech, Also
Repeat what Obama said, but blame everything on him.
We shouldn’t regulate business. Government is too big. Look at the wonders business deregulation worked from 2001 to 2008.
Look at the wonders business deregulation worked from 2001 to 2008.
“Wonders” in the biblical sense: plagues, massacres, natural disasters, sex with animals…
Fellate Thomas Jefferson, who would have sent us running away screaming if he were alive today.
Ahem. Did somebody mention sex with animals?
It’s potentially a really good ebook reader (the Kindle is in serious trouble)
Dunno about that – it’s three times as heavy. iPad might be just a bit too big for reading on transit (unless you don’t travel at rush hour).
My take? e-reader and media delivery are craptastic on the iPad. It’s twice the price of a Kindle and less convenient. Basically it’s the same price and weight of a Kindle and a Nook combined. And it has no Flash capability. If I wanted a crappy browser that won’t play YouTube or pr0n, I’d be playing with my Wii.
I think the iPad’s trump card is the App store. So long as developers stay interested in pumping out weird doohickeys and geegaws for teh Jesus Phone, iPad’s got an edge. That’s why it being a ginormous Touch is a good thing for it.
I only drop trou for Mrs. __B, Big Boy.
What about the doctor? Turn your head and cough, indeed!
If I wanted a crappy browser that won’t play YouTube or pr0n, I’d be playing with my Wii.
If you made that statement in 1985, you’d be locked up with the preverts.
Whoah, someone’s watching the response? You sir, are either brave or foolish. Or both.
My doc is always cracking jokes. It’s “turn your head and laugh.”
It’s not an iPad, it’s a MaxiPod. Sheesh!
It’s not an iPad, it’s a MaxiPod. Sheesh!
iPod Giga
iPod Giga
You say that and Stephanie What’shername will show up wearing a dress made up of Apple products instead of plastic bubbles.
1. Who was the person in military uniform at a partisan political event? When will he be disciplined?
2. “America wants more than rhetoric” Hence, I give you nothing but rhetoric.
bargal20 said,
January 27, 2010 at 22:11
Can some white man please dress up as Maureen’s dad and fuck her already?
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See now, you HAD to go and actually SAY it.
Can some white man please dress up as Maureen’s dad and fuck her already?
Hey, why a man? After all, she did write Are Men Necessary? I think a nice lesbian could “turn her out” rather nicely.
“more coffins, warden?”
America the Ungovernable
By Michael Cohen | Newsweek Web Exclusive
Jan 25, 2010
Three forces have conspired to prevent President Obama from running the country effectively: congressional Republicans, congressional Democrats, and the American people. Obama should confront them in the State of the Union.
“ungovernable” is a very dangerous word, since it is always found on the mouths of those who arrive to announce the replacement a messy and chaotic democracy with a well organized dictatorship
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Three forces have conspired to prevent President Obama from running the country effectively: congressional Republicans, congressional Democrats, and the American people
OBAMA Controls Judicial, Legislative and Executive, do I need to Continue??
Yes WE the People Said ENOUGH. He opens his Speech Referring to the Constitution a Document he Despises and has Trampled on. Still no Facts from the Liberals, it is usually hard to produce something you do not have.
DA PEOPLES IS SAID ENOUGH TO THE NEGRO SHOVED DOWN THEIR THROATS
This is How you Write WHEN your tinFoil HAT keeps slipping OvEr your EyEZ
In the spirit of Bash NYT Day, get a load of this crap: http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/state-of-the-blogosphere-2010/?ref=opinion
OK, so we start with some TPM, then, holy shit. NRO, McArdle, K-Lo, Sully, Hot Air, Townhall, the Corner, and Ezra. Bam bam bam.
BUT TEH MEDIAS IS LIBERAL, GUYS!
dont tread ON! me, you’re the one who has yet to produce a fact or an argument, it’s just all been agitated word salad sprinkled with catch phrases. Why don’t you bring up a specific grievence and we can start there.
Hey Tread, you still awake? Want to play 20 questions? I’ll be the question guy.
1. Are you a total choad?
Holy crap, I turn my back for an hour or five and what do I see but badgers! Badgers fuckin’ everywhere, maaaan! They dance and they dance but they say NOTHING.
Missed the SOTU too but I’m so disgusted with President Barack Hussein Obama (there ya go, troofie! Choke on that!) that I’m gonna read the summary tomorrow. Not eeeven interested in trying to defend him to asshat dancing badgers, that’s for sure.
Tacitus, I think you’re overstating the issue. Making sure that 41 senators can’t block 59 senators, for instance, is not moving closer to a dictatorship. In fact, it’s probably moving farther away from one.
I just taped a 3×5 card to my monitor, cause I’m like a writer and shit and we writers like to do that, and it says “NO NEWS = GOOD NEWS.” I’m cold turkey for 2 months. No politics, no local news, no nothing. I know exactly how this is all going to end, it makes me ill, there’s not shit I can do about it, and we have exactly the country and government we deserve, so I shouldn’t even want to do anything about it.
But I will continue to visit teh Sadly, because it makes laughter come into my wintery heart.
First, most of the underlying technology
Achance Tuesday, January 26th at 11:54AM EST (link)
that made the consumer electronics business a reality came from government funded research or from government sponsored projects, largely in the evil defense industry and the evil large corporations. Second, most of those companies went from garages and basements off government contracts and sales of devices during the great “wiring” of government in the ’90s.
I volunteer to supervise the leg-breakers.
Achance Monday, January 25th at 7:01PM EST (link)
Too old to do it myself, but I sure still know how!
In Vino Veritas
i would bone her probably
Only when modo, sarah palin, hillary, and michelle bachman get together for some hot lesbo porn will I care what she says.
dont tread ON! me, you’re the one who has yet to produce a fact or an argument, it’s just all been agitated word salad sprinkled with catch phrases. Why don’t you bring up a specific grievence and we can start there
HERE are Some Facts
Is GITMO CLOSED
Did he C-SPAN HEALTHSCARE
Is UNEMPLOYMENT UNDER 8%
Are we Safer?
9-11 Terrorist Leader with the wife beater t shirt and bad hair day planed to crash 14 planes and hold a press conference, what better arena than a few blocks from his PRIZE
Google it Bitches or do you keep up your cum sucking mantra and continue Swallowing your Benevolent leaders ATM cum??
We can all Quote Shakespeare, and talk of free Speech ever heard of the Second Amendment Moderator? I have given facts Where are yours, try using a Statement without using the term INHERITED or Previous Administration Emily Post. Fox News, Bo tried and FAILED to shut them out.
If some of my Posts are Obscure I apologize as cool aide only comes in a Limited amount of Flavors so you may have never consumed more flavorful beverages, let’s start a Government PROGRAM to Enlighten you.
HERE are some MORE FACTS
The LEAFS have yet to make the PLAYOFFS since the LOCKOUT
MY shoes are VERY COMFORTABLE
Why DONT you research IT??
Obsequious banana.
No KENYANS signed The DECLARATION of INDEPENDANCE!
Something about your MOTHER.
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Fact. Also.
Sorry Numb chuck I am unable to Understand Hieroglyphics or mindless ramblings. Spelled Checked for the PC POLICE
Beer Checker may have hade one too many
Her NYT column is the one and only thing keeping MoDo from being the crazy lady on the crosstown bus.